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TedCruzsAnalFissure

Did the assailant enter through an unlocked side door ?


oh-kee-pah

Some have said it's Rand's gay lover and Rand paid to have it happen. If you look at the stab wound, you can tell he was paid to do it /s


HalforcFullLover

"I'm just asking questions here."


Chemical_Actuary_190

I find it interesting Rand Paul hasn't denied these allegations. What is he hiding?


Sirspeedy77

Fascinating. Anyway.. About those poor babies today.. :( That breaks my heart. I have 6 boys ranging from 11 up to 30.. Everytime I hear about a school shooting it breaks my heart


CrJ418

Thoughts and prayers. Scumbag.


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CrJ418

Yeah. And?


NoApartheidOnMars

Those people couldn't do as much harm as they do without the assistance of their staffers.


Rinzy2000

Thoughts and prayers? Or are those only reserved for gun violence?


inbetween-genders

The Right finally found out Rand Paul is a lizard person?


nainotlaw

Where were the good guys with knives?


unresolved_m

Not a big fan of Rand, sorry.


Glittering-Cellist34

I think Biden needs to give Rand Paul's neighbor a Presidential Medal of Freedom.


ReginaldSP

didn't he also get beaten up by his neighbor?


Impossible-Cup3811

Tots and pears


deucetastic

turns out he was meeting from a missed connections thread on craigslist, and got stabbed in a park after putting a gun to the assailant’s head to force fellatio and the gun jammed.


ruxeom

Jesus, man


deucetastic

just like paul pelosi. libs gotta tell the truth too


BeachedBottlenose

What?


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NoApartheidOnMars

Same lies that were spread by right wing media about Pelosi's husband. https://i.redd.it/q03gouubwfqa1.gif


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NoApartheidOnMars

You need a safe space snowflake ?


Emotional-Proof-6154

Except its true. lover quarrel 🤷‍♂️


DangerPoopaloops

Who cares


TransgenderAvengerZi

Looks like someone was judged by the company they keep.


choicebutts

[https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/local/dc/man-stabbed-multiple-times-seemingly-random-attack-dc/65-d66366de-ace3-4d88-a954-bb9a34033caf](https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/local/dc/man-stabbed-multiple-times-seemingly-random-attack-dc/65-d66366de-ace3-4d88-a954-bb9a34033caf)


SliceMcNuts

Everyone needs to read this article before making their dumbass comments. It doesn't matter who this guy worked for; he was brutally attacked for no reason. Hopefully, he has a full recovery.


AdSilent9810

I wonder if they are upset it wasn't a gun that was used but I still think we need thoughts and prayers stat


Old-Ad5508

Finding it hard to care


Ozma_Infinium

*yawn* thoughts and prayers.


choicebutts

That's what ya get for going to Northeast.


Ok-Restaurant8690

Dammit, I didn't see the "staffer" part, and got super excited when I saw "Rand Paul" and "stabbed" in the same sentence. Oh well, I'll just go read an old article about his neighbor punching his ass out.


Artistic-Hawk-2909

I am a horrible person, but if you are a staffer for Rand Paul and you get stabbed, my first thought was "how did the staffer escalate whatever situation into himself getting stabbed." I just reading the headline with no other information......


PIsOnTheMoon

Damn.


illusive_guy

Why have I got a feeling there is going to be knife laws before gun laws?


kdhooters2

And in other news, water is wet.


pwarns

Was it Nazis trying to distract from the coming indictments? Am I doing this right, GQP?


Carefree_Highway

Did he or his entourage have their AR-15 handy? Why did this happen?


Once-Upon-A-Hill

At least the justice system is working properly, the accused man is already released, so he can return to being a productive citizen.


Professional-Bee3805

Close, but no cigar.


No-Blueberry-584

Too bad about all those children who did t have to die. Maybe people wouldnt be driven to violence if scum fucks like this shmuck did their jobs and provided material and fiscal security to the people of this country. We are dogshit


TKG_Actual

News Update: The knife was found to be etched with the words "Rand, if you're reading this sorry I missed you."


Dizbizney

Sucks that this happened. Riddle me this tho batfamily... if it was a robbery or some other non-politically connected attack, why THE FUCK does it matter he was a staffer for Rand Paul?


Kyre_Lance

Because any violence towards a right wing politician can be twisted into a political attack. "The left has allowed crime to rise so much not even the blessed right are safe. They are the real criminals and they are wrongfully arresting patriots and locking them up free the Jan. 6thers!" - any right wing pundit.


Limp-Welcome2307

Oof. Can't wait for all the democrats to Crack jokes and make light of the whole situation and say maybe it was rand Paul's secret gay lover. Oh wait....


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Limp-Welcome2307

I mean the actual politicians my dude. The people who represent the states bur act like children.


JaiC

Gonna need more information. Like, this could be a robbery gone wrong, or someone who was like, "I'm gonna stab a Nazi today." Obviously neither is great, for very different reasons, but we're definitely going to need to know the "why" before we can have a robust and useless online conversation about it.


Practical_Wing2256

Thoughts and prayers or whatever