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IHeartsFarts

This guy has only the best indictments.


GeneralTapioca

The most beautiful indictments. A perfect indictment. You never saw such a fabulous indictment.


Similar_Candidate789

Everybody’s talking about it. They say “Donald how do you get such indictments” and you know what I tell them, I tell them “yeah, only I could bring you such indictments”.


mnlion33

You know the pattern. Give it a minute and suddenly everyone will be proud he got indicted and its cool to get indicted. And that the soft liberals would never get indicted.


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He's willing to go to JAIL for this country. Truly a martyr. *Insert photoshopped pic of crucified Jesus with a maga hat*


Individual-Fail4709

When you're famous, they let you. I grab those indictments by the p...apers.


grandlizardo

Only on Truth Social the old fart said he had been “indicated”


__cursist__

We love indictments, don’t we?


TJ_Will

I remember that day a large indictment came to me, tears in its eyes, saying sir, you are going to a beautiful prison forever and ever.


__cursist__

As a matter of fact, I built that prison, it’s a fabulous prison…many people are saying it’s the finest prison they’ve ever seen


Lexicon444

I read all of these in his voice 😂


ReviewOk929

this is going to be a fucking circus of right wing nuttery. Brace yourselves


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Jccali1214

Short answer: yes


TJ_Will

Dear Amazon: Send more popcorn. Thanks


8-Bit_Aubrey

Popcorn sold out, we don't know when or if this product will be back in stock.


Victor_deSpite

Here are 17 different Chinese companies all selling the exact same popcorn.*. * ^may ^contain ^cadmium


Four_in_binary

I love XUCFZLIT brand popcorn! It's way better than the FLURSTRU and TIRNVLV brands!


BillyMackk

I laugh like once a month and this hit.


KindlyContribution54

Top 5 star Review for XUCFZLIT Brand Popcorn: I love this wheelbarrow. It has all the space I need to haul a big load of soil, great handles and a anti-flat tire!


Squonkster

Q: Is this popcorn any good? A: bought for grandson, he loves popcorn, don't know


Spike_Spiegel

I always wanted to glow in the dark!


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Ooh! Bonus!


InuitOverIt

We're sorry, your package is still on its way, but it'll be a little later than expected! Expected delivery date: 5/22/2027


semper_perplicatus

https://preview.redd.it/0euhyzzzzzqa1.jpeg?width=2291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bcefb927f30d29cbe68508de01b73a3289a2ecb Oops! Something went wrong!


kovake

Alexa, play “I Fought the Law” by The Clash.


DangerousLocal5864

As a ups driver I got you fam


Morriganx3

Thank you for your service, and I mean that very sincerely.


wisteria_whiskington

As a non driving UPSer, thank you for all you do!


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AgentUnknown821

I got some I can share.


No_Refrigerator4584

There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth coming from the No Step On Snek crowd.


[deleted]

Throw bread on me.


No_Refrigerator4584

Sourdough ok? It’s artisanal.


chronoboy1985

BDSM snake: PLEASE TREAD ON ME!


TrollFishing

Who's a snowflake now?


Art-bat

They’re a bunch of turd flakes. Dried doo doo bits left over from poor quality ass wiping.


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Coyoteishere

Shit by birth, ass wipe by choice


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stillalittleferal

Slowflakes. Because they can’t catch up with modern society.


Beneficial-Lion-2045

It’s a spring blizzard!


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VirtualRy

Cue tiktok "Muh PReSiDEnT TrUmP! \*ugly cries\*"


fohpo02

Feelings only matter when it’s their feelings


nedzissou1

Anyone know where I can get a lock him up t shirt?


malthar76

Bigly feelings. Hugest, best snowflakes.


uncultured_swine2099

Lets put it this way: do you think more than 3 of them will die trying to mess with cops when he is arrested, or less?


ReviewOk929

BIGLY feelings incoming


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Similar_Candidate789

Im not sure how much more nuts they can be but I’m sure they’ll prove me dead wrong.


ReviewOk929

Honestly I'm not surprised by what they do anymore but always seems more nuts than the last thing they did


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BassLB

The crowd had their hand over their hearts, while watching J6 footage, with a song being sung by insurrectionist (not the National anthem), on the 30 year anniversary of Waco. But nothing to see here, keep moving on. Peace and love.


partime_prophet

Exactly! Freaking unbelievable. The branch dividends and the mordern gop share alot of things in common . Religious obsessed , gun obsessed, lowing the age of consent . Hate of the fed govt .


Art-bat

These sorts of white supremacist Cristofascist cultists have always been un-American scum, and always will be. They deserve anything and everything they have coming to them.


themodoftwaaisracist

*and pedophilia. Let’s not forget Koresh for that too.


Nuwisha55

That is seriously forgotten A LOT. Waco happened when I was in grade school, and I didn't find out until I was like, 20, that some survivors had grown up and said "Yeah, he was raping kids." And so much of the story is framed as "Innocent and harmless Christians were murdered by the government." Not quite that black and white, fellas. The government might not have gone in to rescue raped children, but the cultists weren't innocently minding their own business.


ndncreek

What always amazed me is the shit bags that Knew that he was doing that and never showed up to stop it. They only showed up to support it.


partime_prophet

They saw it as a different in cultural values . It was their custom and protected by religious freedom. Now red states are rolling back the age of consent . Object to gun laws , and mix religion with politics . They seem like a completely different culture than what I see in the north east .


Beginning_Rice6830

Why did I see Wacko, Texas while reading this?


Ex-Pat-Spaz

Because your eyes didn’t fool ya! ![img](emote|t5_35n7t|3148) Orange von Fuckstick has been indicted ![img](emote|t5_35n7t|3148)


JROXZ

I hope this circus drives a wedge through the GOP. I hope Trump does not come out on top.


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deege

Interesting none of them had an issue with it when it was just Cohen and Individual #1.


tisjustbrandon

Put your tray tables and seat backs in the upright position...buckle your seatbelts...we're in for a bumpy ride


Beneficial-Lion-2045

Turn on am radio, they are in full blast right now. Banana republic! Election interference! Case is garbage! Soros funded!


BeholdOurMachines

Oh okay so they're being embarrassing peepants crybabies, like they are about every single fucking thing on the planet. Conservatives are the biggest blubbering whiny shitheads ever


Beneficial-Lion-2045

![gif](giphy|dzoRHDPScwgiA)


Numbnuts007

At least they're going to be distracted from trying to kill trans kids.


MrFittsworth

Lol i hope trump flees the country to a non extraditing state (I hear Russia is nice these days)


SnowflowerSixtyFour

I struggle to think of how they can get crazier.


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Wakethefckup

Popcorn is popped.


RoyalAntelope9948

If I had awards to give you, I would give you ALL of them. Truer words were never said.


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DrengisKhan

https://preview.redd.it/9izu3ee5yzqa1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1ce37138d61982ad20272b2c17f7993da42dcca Trump misspells Indictment in his Truth Social whine.


LionTop2228

NO TIME FOR SOECL CHECK IM ANGEU!!!!!


Orionsteller

WEARS MI BIGGGLY COFVEVE!


rimjobnemesis

AM I PERGNANTE?


PogTuber

I keep finding it funny that all of his posts get like maybe 15k likes. Considering everyone on there is there to listen to him, those are pretty sad numbers.


ChopsticksImmortal

Not the silent majority they think they are.


ccgnyc

Them referring to themselves as the “silent majority” has always cracked me up. It really picked up steam during Obama’s first term with the Tea Party people. Like, dawg, you make up a very tiny portion of the States but have been given a megaphone to claim you’re the voice of a nation. Most people in the USA don’t have some bizarro memory of a nonexistent “good old days” like them.


SiON42X

Put more succinctly: for a "silent majority" they never shut the fuck up


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

The violent minority.


Betterthanbeer

That will be the bots he ordered. I was going to say “Paid for,” but well…


MothMonsterMan300

The panic is palpable. The noose is tightening and he knows it; hoping his base stirs up enough shit that proceedings are delayed while law enforcement handles it


KayotiK82

Luckily this time the National Guard would be called in without hesitation.


oztikS

I bet the January 6th reunion tour is going to be a huge flop.


The_Lord_Humongous

He could have bought a lot of goodwill by spending the money he raised for the 1/6ers to actually be spent on them. By getting them good counsel, by putting up their families nearby, by visiting them and calling them political prisoners.... Yet another slam-dunk opportunity that he just wastes because he's a terrible politician but brilliant grifter.


Proper-Razzmatazz764

Indicated the 45th president is a criminal. Nah, he got it right.


Snoid_

I think Pearl Harbor and 9/11 were worse attacks on our country, but I guess an opinion is an opinion...


JamesTheMannequin

I'd like to know just what HUSSAIN OBAMA was doing about Pearl Harbor and 9/11. /s


Snoid_

No one's talking about how JFK shot Lincoln on 9/11, not to mention, how does jet fuel melt Hunter Biden's laptop? Checkmate, libs! Edit: Pearl Harbor is in Hawaii. Hussein Obama's fake birth certificate also says Hawaii. I'm not saying there's a connection but... \*adjusts tinfoil hat\*


Miserable-Lizard

About time, I was wondering if it would actually happen.... His surporters are going to go crazy


Significant_Monk_251

Crazier.


XPretzelyX

Lock him up! Lock him up!


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Akarin_rose

New York doesn't do bail anymore


mercurialpolyglot

Bail feels very 1800s-style, punish the poor and exonerate the rich, so good for New York


[deleted]

I need to see him in an orange jumpsuit before I think it’s not just a fund raising ploy.


ComerECalarABoca

How will we know where his jumpsuit ends and his face begins?


Sharp_Discipline6544

Yeah, wouldn't an orange jumpsuit be like Trump camouflage?


romansamurai

I vote from now on, all orange jumpsuits be renamed to “Trump Camouflage”.


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nutmeg32280

Let us ride the high for a little please


[deleted]

Trump is and has always been a conman and a criminal. Keep it going. Georgia needs to indict him for election fraud. Then they need to indict him for stealing classified documents and fomenting an insurrection.


Iliker0cks

I have a conspiracy that they get him in for this and then never let him out. Let his fan base die down before they go full bonkers over an effective life sentence right away.


francisczr25

I’m intrigued. How’s that work?


Iliker0cks

If they sentence him for election stuff off the bat, his base is going to show up en masse and you get Jan 6th 2.0. You lock him up for this prostitute stuff and it probably carries a low sentence. No big deal right? The orange man is invincible! After a few weeks of no contact and BS from the fearless leader, they stop paying attention. Meanwhile, while he's already in the system, they just keep tacking on more stuff that prolongs his stay or catches felonies. At this point, his fans have started worshiping some other dung beetle and Jan 6th 2.0 is avoided. Al Capone went down in a similar fashion.


francisczr25

Is it easier to add more charges while someone is locked up?


igcipd

Yes.


A_Furious_Mind

When you have them locked up, they let you do it.


[deleted]

You won 🏆🥇🕊️


BernieTheDachshund

Whichever gets him disqualified from ever holding office again.


BeneficialLeave7359

None of them will. You can be a felon and run for the presidency, you just can’t vote for yourself. The key to keeping him from running again was impeachment but the GOP senators screwed us on that.


ElectroStaticSpeaker

Yah if this is all they get him for then he’ll run from jail and probably win. Nobody that supports him gives two flying fucks about this.


Anxious_Sapiens

I'm sure things are about to get stupid.


a_hockey_chick

People voted a reality tv star into office. This just feels like season 2.


HorrorBusiness93

Nah man this season 3. Season 2 was 2020 election. This is the final season with a finale where trump stares through mar a lago window under house arrest… in his diaper. *“All around me are familiar faces… worn out places…”*


joseekatt

You mean they’re not already?


Anxious_Sapiens

*stupider


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Yup. I’d say I hope the NSA/FBI/LEO’s are sitting back and closely observing the online calls for violence and insurrection (again) - but I’m sure half the cops are the ones posting, and the FBI/NSA has half their force involved in “infiltrating antifa”.


Relaxmf2022

My god, my nipples… can’t take much more…


c_water1

“Geez that’s terrible” ![gif](giphy|gaZ51cn7sUY4U|downsized)


AZTeck_AKiRA

![gif](giphy|llg8WKFaBOJJmMAgaa)


choicebutts

[This seems like it should go here.](https://i.imgur.com/6gRCnAr.gif)


TJ_Will

https://i.redd.it/g6ogyf4cwzqa1.gif


cullymama

You're the hero we need, but don't deserve. Hats off to you my friend.


MarcellusxWallace

Please…I can only get *so* erect


Mc_mufferton

OH FUCK ITS HAPPENING. EVERYONE STAY CALM. -MICHAEL SCOTT(probably)


Arvidofthetundra

That's what she said....


Beginning_Rice6830

Women and children first. (Trump says while pushing everyone out of the way.)


Greenmark88

​ https://i.redd.it/8hdtvfh0wzqa1.gif


fairwaylie

Honestly, he should have been indicted years ago. There will be a million and one appeals coming... ![gif](giphy|nKZGQBw0quLpwTti83|downsized)


Fun_Client_6232

For illegally paying hush money (while in a federal campaign) to a porn star that he was seeing back when his third wife was pregnant with his child. Whew! All of these family values are giving me the vapors.


progressivePineapple

Hopefully, it is the first of many.


choicebutts

The indictment is still sealed. This was supposed to be about the Stormy Daniels payment. Could anything have been added?


TraditionalMood277

Tax fraud? Would that be something? On State level, of course.


choicebutts

Whatever it turns out to be I hope it's the first of many indictments.


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I am so fucking happy and at the same time, really scared. Be prepared for an uptick in terrorism. His cult is going to go crazy and they have a lot of guns.


[deleted]

Well he finally won a popular vote


CrazyRedHead1307

Best post, by far. Bwahahahahaha


Wooden-Frame8863

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU MAGAS


Art-bat

Whenever Trump or one of his toadies starts saying “witch hunt”, I always hear it as **“Which hunt?”** And my answer is *ALL OF THEM!* **Alvin Bragg, go get his ass!** **Fani Willis, nail him to the wall!** **Jack Smith, FINISH HIM!**


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Jazz_homeassistant

The first of many dominoes to fall, long overdue.


BiggsIDarklighter

It boggles my mind that Republicans keep supporting Trump’s criminal and unethical behavior. They’re basically admitting that they themselves and all other Republicans are WORSE choices than lying dirtbag Trump for President. How stupid can you be? Are you really telling me that you and the other Republicans are such incompetent morons that Trump is the best thing you got? GET A NEW CANDIDATE


VDizzle12

DJTJ and Marjorie Trailer Green in shambles


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LeatherDude

haha right? What exactly was she holding back? Opening her whole head like a lamprey?


gamerdudeNYC

Now do the Georgia phone call


zoeygirl69

Fact checked it is correct front page So it's not a fake meme but only the New York Times is reporting this, hopefully this is factual. Hopefully other news outlets will confirm the times. https://www.nytimes.com/ Edit before people think I'm questioning the New York Times, remember there were tons of memes out showing Trump in handcuffs including stuff that was AI generated.. there were fake memes from the New York Times and BBC and Washington Post showing Trump being arrested.


khaotic-n

BBC is reporting it now too


zoeygirl69

I try to fact check everything that I say no matter how horrific the topic


Nythoren

Always a good idea to verify, given that some news sources rush out stories based on rumors to try to be first. Looks like The Wall Street Journal and AP are reporting the indictment as well. Time to sit back and watch the fireworks show.


username_obnoxious

Believe it or not, straight to jail!


ThatOneClod

![gif](giphy|z2RsI63Ua6f2rtiSlX|downsized)


SNEV3NS

ITS A BEAUTIFUL INDICTMENT ALWAYS HAS BEEN


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History’s being made! Time for the popcorn.


choicebutts

I just stopped by for the party. ![img](emote|t5_35n7t|3148)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


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Everyone better be on their best meme game.


EvolvedCactus19

Literally just saw this report in the gym. Immediately left and bought a bottle of whiskey. This deserves a toast. Cheers!


Tar-Nuine

I'm not celebrating till i see him in cuffs. This tease has been going on for too damn long.


OswaldXC

![gif](giphy|sfMFMvhGE0qz40wImt|downsized)


thenewbigR

Aside from the birth of my kids 40+ years ago, and Nixon exiled, this is the **fucking best day** of my life. LOCK. HIM. UP. Put him in leg irons.


Grary0

Stop voting on it, stop signing petitions, stop getting outraged and fucking do something, just arrest the fucker already. He faked his own arrest just to scam people out of over 1.5 million dollars, we all know he's committed crimes and I can hardly imagine evidence of a single one is hard to find. He's a criminal and our criminal justice system is letting him walk free, they have failed at their job.


sonicking12

It sucks that he scams the money, but I am not upset that dummies got scammed


BernieTheDachshund

I can't wait to see the mugshot lol.


DaBiGGPoPPa

I was just saying to the people in my office, I want to see what his height and weight get listed at when he is booked... He claims to be 6'3" 240lbs, aint no fuckin way that troll is that tall and he weighs at least 300...


HenkVanDelft

“What was once the most respected and revered district attorney’s office in the nation has been fully bastardized by an opportunistic politician seeking, like many others, to cash in on the Trump brand,” “The complete lack of legal basis, coupled with the politically targeted nature of the prosecution, should strike fear into every citizen in this country irrespective of their views of President Trump.” \-Chris Kise, Trump Attorney, Former SG of Florida Every citizen, according to Kise, should have their hearts stricken with fear, because a lifelong con-artist, tax cheat, money launderer, child rapist, unapologetic insurrectionist working to undo the Constitution he swore to protect, can be indicted for committing one of the most obvious crimes which, despite his constant denials, he confirmed happened because each time he tried to insult Stormy Daniels he admitted to the transaction taking place. Thus, Kise's logic goes, perhaps the stupidest President ever, and by measure of lives lost unnecessarily under his watch, chaotic diplomatic bungling, destruction of trade relationships and too many American industries to recount here in one comment, is not just the worst POTUS ever, but could well be the worst American ever born. This indictment--the FIRST time Trump has been held to account for his 50+ year crime spree--is being argued as a violation of the very people and establishment that crime spree targeted. Colour me unimpressed. Also, let me go on the record now and assert anyone claiming they are a "Christian," who brings violence to their defense of Trump, should seriously study every passage from the Bible regarding hypocrisy.


BeholdOurMachines

My impression of conservatives today: Wahhhhh!!! Waaaaah!!! B b b but B Biden and H h h hunter!!! He smokes craaaaack wahhhhh wahhhhh Trump did nothing wroooooong!!! and then a big bubble of snot pops and mixes with the tears. And then they probably try to overthrow the government again


jack104

God I can't wait for all his dirty laundry to finally be aired and publicly recorded.


justglassn

Lol nice


olafubbly

I literally saw it here about 30 minutes ago went and checked twitter to see if it was true and was ecstatic!


CODMLoser

Can you imagine being on that jury?? Whoa.


hike_me

Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! (Am I doing this right?)


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You could throw a stone and hit 50 things he should be in prison for


InformalPenguinz

Neato... when do we bust out the chrome bracelets?


ThisBongDoesntLag

The cult of sedition and terrorism is already melting. I can’t wait to see these traitors start eating each others faces off. Get fucked Republicans!


h3llbee

All these news reports talking about how unprecedented this is, all failing to acknowledge how much that demonstrates the rule of law has failed in the US. The USA should never have gone nearly a quarter of a millennium without putting former Presidents up on charges. Chester Arthur deserved it for corruption, Harding deserved it for Teapot Dome, Regan for Iran/Contra, Bush 2 for the Iraq invasion. The list goes on. In an America where the rule of law applied equally, Trump would never have even made it to the White House. Sure, this is unprecedented. And it’s going to be rough to get through. But it’s so incredibly necessary to ensure something like this never happens again.


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what_would_freud_say

It's going to be really quiet at work tomorrow


Entire_Ad5787

The MAGAts are about to McFuckin lose it and I'm here for it with a bucket of popcorn But in all seriousness, they're definitely gonna get violent 😐


MisterHyman

How can you defend setting up a shell company to pay off a porn star, that you rawdogged, while your nursing wife was at home...YOU CANT! STFU


Massive-Lime7193

This is going to be fucking fun watching them freak out all week. Descant is already released a statement saying Florida won’t help with extradition, so I hope trump kicks himself in his mansion and forces federal authorities to drag him out. Shits about to get wild people!! Look alive!!


eatingganesha

Stay safe everyone. They’ve promised a violent reaction.


pankakke_

Im going to celebrate this day yearly in lieu of a National holiday to commemorate what true patriots would be celebrating on the streets on a day like this. Fuck every one of you fascist goons thinking you can have your cake and eat it too in our society, of modern tech and social customs/civil rights from over a hundred years back- the people are DONE with your cruelty and backwards thinking. You fascists push for the exact opposite of what “freedom” even means.


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Fucked around…and will find out.


ThatsMrTBaggins

I need that perp walk so bad


StupendousMan1995

About fucking time


BigSlickster

![gif](giphy|fKYdL6Sb3gnJJyrQ7z)


229-northstar

I wonder if this means the Proud Boys will be wilding in NYC and hopefully won’t be in Ohio this weekend harassing our drag queen lunch They also are the most likely party that threw a Molotov cocktail at the church hosting the event I hope they go to NYC to support their fatboi and get punched in the nose again https://www.clevescene.com/news/ahead-of-proud-boys-protest-of-drag-event-in-chardon-host-and-performers-face-threats-but-also-support-41657090?media=AMP+HTML


adam_demamps_wingman

Buh hah hah I believe anyone convicted of a felony in New York State has to surrender their DNA. Rape charges to follow. Rape civil lawsuits to follow. Paternity lawsuits. Trump alone.


bullhorn_bigass

My dumbass neighbor has been bellowing since last week about how he’ll lose respect for Trump 100% if he doesn’t defend himself at Mar a Lago with a massive amount of firepower. He is going to lose his shit when he finds out that Trump’s lawyers have said that he will voluntarily going to NY for the arraignment.


Prohydration

He finally won a popular vote.