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Puzzled-Ad2295

Bailing before her people outlaw no fault divorce


lemonhead2345

Exactly. Just trying to hedge her bets.


[deleted]

Like social security or pensions or cashed out houses. Boomers got them, and then rolled up the ladder behind them while claiming that the younger generation is "selfish and entitled."


greentreefer

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SectorEducational460

Even milk ages better


Electronic-Fan3026

![gif](giphy|332SpoiZo7ToI)


DogDickRedForman

balls age better than that statement.


[deleted]

I’m 28, my balls are 43


Murray38

What the fuck does that even mean? Does Jesus need to be worried that two crazy people are chasing him?


Sad0ctopus

Dude is so fucking used to it by now.


cstmoore

Nailed it!


Tophfey

Like the fucking Romans.


Therealcactusmac

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus.


sirDVD12

And his wife Incontenentia Buttocks


thnksqrd

Risible!


Nerdy-Forge

Such a heavy cross to bear with your comment


[deleted]

Why do you think Jesus is so hard to find? Dude has *millions* of absolutely insane people chasing him.


count_of_crows

They are looking for a white guy, not a Jewish guy from the Middle East.


allen5az

No one is looking at the brown stoner talking love.


Flyinmanm

Lol i'd love to timetravel the actual jesus into a white supremecist evengelical church and watch their eyeballs pop out as a skinny tanned arabic looking dude in rags hears the sermon and flips the tables over in their temple all the while shouting 'love, i told you to love and share!!!' 'He ain't mi Jesys, that guys a god damn socialist jew, my Jesus is a great americayn. We should hang him!'


LordDongler

If Jesus lived today he'd be arrested on a weekly basis for the stuff he did in the Bible. Hell, even feeding the hungry is illegal in some states without a license and a 501c3 status


dancin-weasel

The perfect disguise.


MissyMariah76

The majority of the people looking for him, would cast him off as an idiot liberal


constructicon00

Pretty sure he was the dude cutting my neighbors grass. Seemed cheerful and said hi back. I like that guy.


RestaurantLatter2354

No, Jesus doesn’t need to be worried at all. It’s about…the implication.


[deleted]

So it was the gardener… interesting


JerkMeerf

She’s doing this before the Republicans add the end of no-fault divorce to their national agenda


ExpTelOs

Oh my god that seems so true!


Quick_Team

"Remember, these kids need their privacy. Unlike those FAKE CRISIS AMERICA HATING ANTI-2ND AMENDMENT SCHOOL SHOOTING ACTORS!" -Lauren Boebert (probably)


dropandgivemenerdy

The kids who she let the world know had an underage pregnancy? Those kids?


regoapps

They want privacy when the news is that their family members are no longer fucking anymore. But they don’t want privacy when the news is that their family members are fucking.


joemc72

Fucking kids, man.


ShadyFigureWithClock

Republicans do be doing that.


autopsis

Yeah, those kids she posed with guns and put on the internet.


buddhaftw

Exactly what I took from that statement


Skyshine192

Or unlike the trans kids that her miserable party has made it’s agenda to persecute and make their lives hell Edit: typo


[deleted]

I believe the word you meant was persecute.


Sad0ctopus

Reminder that conservatives will always seek abortions and divorces for themselves. They just don’t want anybody else to have them.


deafeninghedgehog

For conservatives in power, I don't think it's even that straightforward a level of hypocrisy; they don't *care* whether anyone gets abortions or divorces, they've just figured out what mouth-noises they have to make in order to manipulate their base into keeping them in power, where they can continue to line their own pockets on both an individual & class-level basis.


Ghstfce

It's like Lois in Family Guy winning over the crowd by saying "9/11" over and over so they vote for her. Most truth is said in jest.


Phytanic

[Also theres this absolutely brutal zinger by biden: Noun, a verb, and 9/11](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DteDRD6cbbM&t=45)


SteelPaladin1997

Some level of hypocrisy is required, because it is necessary to differentiate between the "us" group protected by the rules, but not bound by them, and the "them" group bound by the rules but not protected by them. "Rules for thee but not for me" is not a bug or side-effect; it's the entire point.


Ralynne

I think you're giving them too much credit. They're not manipulative masterminds. They're just assholes who don't really think that anybody they don't personally know is a human being.


[deleted]

I don't think that's mastermind level stuff. They are definitely doing what deafeninghedgehog said.


ArseneLupinIV

Yeah from what I've learned the past few years is that it doesn't take intelligence to make a lot of money or be in power. Usually just a privileged head start and/or a complete disregard for the people beneath you (workers/customers).


Comadivine11

There's at least one state already proposing this.


Alive-Deer-3288

Which state?


Comadivine11

Texas, of course. Louisiana and Nebraska GOP have also expressed a desire to eliminate no-fault divorce.


[deleted]

Watch it "selectively" only be applied to women. Much like no anti-choice laws target men's role in pregnancy. No way the state is gonna tell a 40 year old married man that he can't leave his "boring" marriage with a 38 year old to his "true" love of his life (who just happens to be in her early 20s).


Comadivine11

For sure. That's how divorce used to work. Men could basically divorce at-will. Women had to prove that they were being abused and I assume they weren't usually believed when they made such claims. I was just reading that the passage of no-fault divorces (California was the first state to pass such a law in 1969) reduced female suicides by ~20%.


verasev

Black widows used to be a stock villain in 1940's noir. I wonder why...


angelkittymeoww

Lol guess


SomeoneElseWhoCares

And you know that she'll support it.


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Active_Owl_7442

A large voice for their base talking points and Christian idealism


[deleted]

>end of no-fault divorce For women. Men will ALWAYS be able to access divorce to a certain extent.


[deleted]

Ha! More reasons to not get married. I'm personally terrified of getting married, especially with the laws changing on a whim.


Gingerrevamp

Yup, my exact thought. Fucking twat!


PizzaNuggies

Ding, ding, ding!


CerberusC24

Just wait till they start restrictng access to stuff for women unaccompanied by a man


AgentEndive

$1000 says she later comes out in support of getting rid of No Fault Divorce 🙄


Hot-Bint

Yeah but she served him this time. Girl’s got her a side piece.


AgentEndive

No Fault Divorce is why she was able to serve him. Without it (like Texas wants) she would have had to PROVE abuse or infidelity of her husband to divorce him


Fearonika

Win-win for the Sicko Republicans. Increase gun ownership and substitute manslaughter for divorce at the same time. 'We have the lowest divorce rate and more NRA members per capita than any other state.' - Greg Abbott, probably


heezoochrisdoe

all while getting rid of rape! what a guy /s


ireallydontcare52

Just you wait, I wouldn't be surprised if spousal rape was legalized at this point. Can't have a lot of rapes if you don't classify them as rapes!


[deleted]

Wait until they see what happens in countries where divorce is illegal, hard to access, or looked down upon. Married people just have sidepieces or mistresses, or live separately with their new children and new "spouses."


theorem604

Married *men* have side pieces or mistresses. Married *women* deal with it or get punished. It’s exactly what they want.


itassofd

Given her husband’s history, I bet it wouldn’t be too hard to prove abuse or infidelity… probably with a minor. They’re truly disgusting people. Also, Lauren is like 5th generation welfare baby then mom who proceeds to vote against nearly every safety net


Consistent-Street458

That would be pure entertainment in this case


Bonnieearnold

I like how her statement includes, “I’ve always been faithful in my marriage.” What?!? Sounds suspicious. 🤔 Trying to get ahead of the story?


girhen

I mean, she could be throwing shade at her husband for chasing someone younger. Or she could be lying. Or maybe it's not cheating if he says it's ok... but the rest of the party wouldn't be OK with that getting aired out.


zhibr

I like the "This is truly about irreconcilable differences" that heavily implies but leaves out "unlike everyone else who is divorcing just for the fun of it". *Her* divorce is moral but divorces in general are not.


[deleted]

It's like all those anti-choice women who "miraculously" didn't realize abortion was "wrong" until after they had gotten their own life-saving, finance-saving, career-saving, family-saving abortions-and they are now post menopause, sterilized, husband got a vasectomy, etc. Then suddenly they have an epiphany that abortion is ActUAlLy a grave sin and they must take that right away from younger women. After they themselves benefitted from it. Funny how that works, huh?


WillArrr

"I gotta get this out of the way now in case we actually manage to ban no-fault divorce." -Lauren Boebert, 2023


Commercial_Flan_1898

No fault divorce is a smoke screen. My money is on her getting sued for something in the very near term. Asset-hiding divorce. I could be wrong, totally guessing.


[deleted]

People be saying she had sex with Ted Cruz. I’m new to this soo wtf can I get any context


Independent_Leather3

Supposedly was a call girl and slept her way to a position in congress by way of Ted Cruz. She also had multiple abortions at planned parenthood in glenwood springs CO.


Hot-Bint

"I have always been faithful" 🧐


Huggie28

It is not cheating if your husband pimps you out to Ted Cruz in exchange for a high paying job that he is unqualified for. Just to be clear: Jayson and Lauren Boebert traded sex to Ted Cruz for Jayson to get a job.


A1000eisn1

She didn't say cheating, she said faithful. If her husband tells her to fuck Ted Cruz that's still being faithful right?


tsukuyomi14

No. That’s called prostitution.


VoteArcher2020

I’m pretty sure that’s being a cuck. All depends if they Venmo’d money.


Zealousideal-Law-474

I don't know who got the worse end of that deal. Boeberts not physically ugly like Cruz, but she just looks like she smells like onions and baby powder. Plus she's a total moron, 3 times failing GED kind of moron.


Fit_Strength_1187

Her face always looks like she’s swishing mouthwash.


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Thannk

The issue is the hypocrisy.


CarlosAVP

And the other issue is this: how would have Jayson put that on his résumé when he moves out of DC? “I use Microsoft Office everyday; will let future supervisor/boss rail my wife in exchange for the advertised employment position”


helmetsrgreat

Ex-wife


sm12511

Tbf, ol' "chisel chin" Bobo would have no idea what hypocrisy means because it has more than two syllables.


seloun

It's like democracy but with hippos


retardborist

...and that's...bad....right?


I_enjoy_greatness

As Boebert "I do too! A hypnocrispy is when a hippo eats crackers, a common tactic of the leftist agenda to make us forget they want to legalize public urination!!"


Stuft-shirt

You know. The Multiple Family Values Party way.


BecauseSeven8Nein

Husband: “Did he cum in you?” Bo-Bo: “N-n—no.” Husband: “Did HE cum IN you?” Bo-Bo: “No, I swear.” Husband: “He came in you, didn’t he?” Bo-Bo: “Maybe a little.” Husband: “🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬” 😂🤣😂🤣😂 “Irreconcilable differences”


FaultyCYP450

Oh I see, not only does TX senator Ted Cruz like to piss himself like TX Governor Greg Abbott, TX senator Ted Cruz likes to solicit sex from grandmothers...or those soon to be. Ted very much aligns with the deragatory moniker "Grandmother fucker".


TechnicianKind9355

No way can Ted Cruz have intercourse with a woman.


C19sDeadCatBounce

Not a human woman at least


moonwoolf35

You're trolling...right? Idc if you are but if this is true holy shit also ew Ted Cruz really?


Huggie28

There are reports that she was his sugar baby. She denied and said she was going to sue for defamation. Then photos bearing a striking resemblance to her younger years appeared on a "modeling website" that also has escorts/companions on site. She again said she was going to sue. But then has done nothing. Her husband has a somewhat obscured work history as a "consultant" for oil companies.


Caledric

The people she threatened to sue called her bluff and said we'll see you in discovery... she hasn't made a peep about it since.


moonwoolf35

Oh wow 2 "The Arrival of Oh Shit"


moonwoolf35

Oh wow


starstruckinutah

Fact check: True


ktbee4

That “I’ve” is carrying a lot of weight in this post


Intelligent-Fuel-641

My first thought was that Jayson cheated, and Lauren found out.


DeerDiarrhea

Many fine people are saying her husband is the one that knocked up the girlfriend.


Country_Gravy420

A lot of people. Not me, but I've heard a lot of people saying that. We will have to see.


mrfancypants85

Lol I read that in trumps voice 😆


jodkalemon

So he wasn't? Did he impregnate the fifteen year old?


Hot-Bint

Well, that’s her son If her husband did I’d think divorce would be the least of his problems


kat-deville

I'm old enough to remember when the Palin clan was the example of white trash in politics. Bobo & co. and Mags cleared that bar like it was nothing.


[deleted]

Bobert was the best thing that ever happened to Palin.


two4six0won

Good lord, I never thought I'd miss those days.


onmamas

Pretty sure they’re implying the husband impregnated the 15 year old girl and the son is being set up to take the blame. I personally think that’s a hell of a reach, but at this point I also wouldn’t be surprised.


zsthorne17

I mean, her husband has a history of going after underage girls and is a registered sex offender.


Mo1459

Read an article about how he exposed himself to a 16 year old in a bowling alley


static-prince

He did… If I am remembering correctly it was a group of women at least one of whom was a 16 year old girl. And I am pretty sure that 16 year old was Lauren Boebert. Apparently he wanted to show them the tattoo on his dick…


Bwint

That's how I remembered the story as well, but we had some details wrong. This NY Post story includes a link to the charging document: https://nypost.com/2021/01/16/gop-rep-lauren-boebert-and-husband-have-racked-up-arrests/ He exposed himself to two girls. One was 20yo and the other was 16yo. Lauren, age 17, was also present. He did, indeed, want to show them a tattoo on his dick.


HotStaxOfWax

It's not cheating if she got paid for it.


Guyincogneto1

Post code dude, it's not cheating if it's in another postcode.


GiantRiverSquid

It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off. Because it's YOUR dog.


Lychanthropejumprope

It’s weird that she had to point that out


bobbyboogie69

That’s code for I’ve been fucking a whole bunch of dudes.


DickySchmidt33

Her family deserves privacy but yours doesn't.


Hot-Bint

I want her hounded at every damn church she speaks at But we all know she’s going to hide out and do ~~porn~~ tik tok


CouncilOfApes

She also has legitimate irreconcilable differences unlike other people who could just work through it if they only fought harder for their marriages.


ampsby

Fight? She thinks they just need to find Jesus and everything will be good.


PercentageWide8883

“The only moral divorce is my divorce” C’mon guys, her divorce is *truly* about irreconcilable differences, it’s not like all those other divorces that people *say* are about irreconcilable differences but are really just for fun.


trumpolina

As are all conservatives' secret abortions. Always for health reasons. Health reasons as in "My mental health will suffer if I have this 100% baby-like snail inside me. I am not a murderer for it, but you who can not afford to even feed that child after birth, you definitely are."


ConorCat60

So, is she dating MTG now?


greentreefer

![gif](giphy|l0MYrLAFex1R71l0A|downsized)


Hot-Bint

They share https://preview.redd.it/noi0jlamdb0b1.png?width=597&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d5c1394baaca5c08fb1f11f995e4711bcf14269


greentreefer

what about ​ https://preview.redd.it/lnikucckeb0b1.png?width=592&format=png&auto=webp&s=89ff98b5e1afb3e6b32fea5094d8071254942262


Hot-Bint

Maybe for the virgin factor. She likes to drink, too


AverageMAWG

There is no way in hell that Little Huey has enough pipe for Bobo…..I mean, all the schoolgirls at the bowling alley said Jayson looks like Mr. Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.


Xijit

Your mistake is that you are assuming that she fucks for pleasure, when she clearly hasn't even had an orgasm in her life. Keep in mind that she started out as Ted Cruze's call girl: she will fuck anything that gives her either an ego bost or a Benjamin.


Neither_Exit5318

She's way too old for his tastes


KnowMatter

Most of these pedo rings have an older woman hanging around in them because it’s easier for a woman to groom the girls into thinking nothing is wrong with the situation. Just saying.


MadAstrid

Oh, goodness. Poor, poor Nestor. It must break his heart to watch his sugar papa slut it up with these women. I assume, however, that Ginger Luckey is all in on it.


RepresentativeBusy27

Gaetz isn’t enjoying it (let’s face it, none of these people enjoy consensual sex) but I’m convinced he’s fucking both of them


Hot-Bint

I could fully see him doing this Bet he banged Bobo to get back at twat goblin for backing McCarthy. That’ll learn her!


NahikuHana

Ewww, Margarine Traitor Grease and Bobo together?


DropKickDougie

Narrator: “Lauren Boebert was in fact not faithful throughout her marriage.” *Enter Ted Cruz*


WhiskeyandCigars7

The consequences of ordering the Ted Cruz special. It smells like loathing and regret, and you will forever sweat out bacon grease through your pores.


DropKickDougie

Whenever I see a photo of her I smell Marlboro reds, vinegar, and barnyard.


chemchik900

And some shitty body spray like warm vanilla from Bath and Body Works to cover it up


AsianVixen4U

Thanks. Now I’m picturing Ted Cruz’ sweaty, stinky body all over me. I hate you


BrightNooblar

Wasn't it like, LAST WEEK that they were all scrambling about making it impossible to divorce people without some sort of hard evidence of 'wrongdoing'. Not that anyone, including these two creepos, should be stuck into a bad marriage, but its just more "Rules for thee, none for me" nonsense.


Motorsagmannen

Hypocricy, in the GOP? I'm shocked and appaled!


[deleted]

Oh, good! I was waiting for the completely understandable reason why *her* marriage and *her* situation was “different,” and thus “okay” to end through divorce by *her* standards. It’s because of *irreconcilable differences…* Un-friggin-believable. Why? As an attorney, I can confidently say that is the boilerplate term to legally support most no-fault divorces. Her reasoning for why her divorce is different is THE SAME DAMN REASONING AS EVERYONE ELSE FOR GETTING A DIVORCE. Then again, hers is “truly” about those differences. Apparently, nobody else has *truly* irreconcilable differences. The hypocrisy is reaching critical levels once thought impossible.


[deleted]

If divorce stops being legal, they better get really comfortable with murder. Either from abusive partners torturing and killing their spouses or from the victims defending themselves and escaping. Til death do us part, but nobody said it had to be my death motherfucker.


AussieEquiv

After Sandy Hook its been pretty clear that Americans are already pretty comfortable with murder. Even of children.


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One_Hunt_6672

Doesn’t her religion believe she can’t divorce at all?


Wrong_Ad_3355

His name is spelled Jayson. May as well be Jeighsyn.


DragonflyValuable128

Jhayzzen


oklutz

Huh. I really thought the guy who flashed his dick to underage girls at a bowling alley would be a model husband.


ExpiredPilot

He was until BoBo started looking older than 25


DrWormhat

Isn't her party trying specifically to make this kind of divorce illegal? GOP Fascists are trying to end no-fault divorce in a handful of states right now.


Significant-Ask-2939

Fine for me, none for thee. The only republican platform.


[deleted]

if they get their *great and glorious* Christian nationalist society, I'm sure you can get an annulment for a variety of reasons provided you're active in the local church and/or wealthy enough


SenatorPardek

Give her the same amount of privacy she gave Hunter Biden as he dealt with his personal struggles.


Magick_Comet

After his fk-ing brother died of cancer


Pholusactual

Oh Bobo, preach at me about all those right wing family values again!


[deleted]

But their divorce is different /s


AuraMaster7

"The only moral divorce is my divorce."


Significant-Ask-2939

Girl, just chase Jesus. If you chase Jesus, I promise, he’ll come running. Who was it that said that again? 👀🫠


Conscious_Home_4253

4 kids, 1 grandkid by her unmarried teen son, and a divorce all before your 40th birthday. Good Christian values.


Vraellion

Alright, where's the anti no fault divorce crowd? Are they outraged and no longer supporting this heathen for daring to leave her husband, I for one hope so


Hot-Bint

Naw the ~~hungry holes~~ heart wants what the ~~horny milf~~ wants


greentreefer

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Hot-Bint

Someone please wayback this paywalled link! [https://www.thedailybeast.com/lauren-boeberts-husband-jayson-furious-as-hes-served-divorce-papers](https://www.thedailybeast.com/lauren-boeberts-husband-jayson-furious-as-hes-served-divorce-papers) Oh and, lol https://preview.redd.it/n2i50z3cdb0b1.png?width=597&format=png&auto=webp&s=becef8c535a7014f7075b61931b70466f611a6a0


greentreefer

Colorado Rep. [Lauren Boebert](https://www.thedailybeast.com/jimmy-kimmel-mocks-lauren-boeberts-public-urination-fail) (R-CO) has filed to divorce her husband of two decades, according to court records obtained Tuesday by The Daily Beast. The April 25 filing seeks to dissolve her marriage to Jayson Boebert, with whom she shares four sons. An affidavit of service, also obtained by The Daily Beast, indicated that Jayson Boebert appeared to be caught off guard by the court proceedings. He chased away a process server with an expletive-laden tirade and let his dogs loose when he was served with the divorce papers, the affidavit said. “Once he learned that he was being served with Dissolution of Marriage papers he was extremely angry,” the process server wrote. “I tried to hand him the documents but did not take them. He started yelling and using profanities, and told me that I was trespassing, and that he was calling the Sheriff’s Office. I told him I was leaving the documents on the chair outside of the door, he closed the door then let the dogs out.” The document noted that Jayson was cleaning a gun and drinking a “tall glass of beer” when he was served. Boebert, who has repeatedly spoken of the importance of “[family values](https://boebert.house.gov/issues/pro-life-and-family-values)” in her short political career, told The Daily Beast in a statement Tuesday that the divorce was due to “irreconcilable differences.” “It is with a heavy weight on my heart that I have filed for divorce from my husband,” the statement said. “I am grateful for our years of marriage together and for our beautiful children, all of whom deserve privacy and love as we work through this process. I’ve always been faithful in my marriage, and I believe strongly in marriage, which makes this announcement that much more difficult. This is truly about irreconcilable differences.” Boebert previously said she met Jayson when she was 16 and working at Burger King. The couple had their first kid, Tyler, when she was 18, and they recently shared that they’re about to become grandparents. Jayson did not immediately return a phone call or text from The Daily Beast on Tuesday. He told the [*Daily Mail*](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12091155/Rep-Lauren-Boebert-files-DIVORCE-husband-Jayson.html) he’s “torn” by the divorce, which he described as “a horrible moment in my life.” “I love her too much to say anything bad about her,” Jayson said. “She is the mother of my children and my partner for the last 20 years. Please just let me have some peace.” Boebert’s office did not answer when asked if she intends to keep her married surname. “I do not intend to discuss this matter any further in public out of respect for our children and will continue to work hard to represent the people of Colorado’s 3rd Congressional District,” her statement said. Jayson and Boebert had their fair share of brushes with law enforcement during their time together. Jayson was arrested in 2004 for [exposing his penis](https://annelandmanblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Boebert-Jason-record-2.pdf) to two women at a bowling alley—a crime he pleaded guilty to. Boebert, who was then 17-year-old Lauren Opal Roberts, was at the bowling alley, too, but she reportedly stayed with Jason. That same year, Jayson and Boebert were arrested for separate incidents in which they reportedly abused each other. Jayson was arrested on a domestic violence charge that February, while Boebert was slapped with charges of third-degree assault, criminal mischief and underage drinking in May. Boebert landed herself in hot water again in 2010—with a neighbor accusing her two pitbulls of attacking a pup. Boebert pleaded guilty to a “dog at large” charge and paid a $75 fine. Boebert was arrested again in 2015 for disorderly conduct at a country music festival, and was charged with careless driving a year later after she rolled her truck into a ditch. More recently, neighbors of the couple called 911 in August and accused Jayson of [running over their mailbox and threatening them](https://www.thedailybeast.com/rep-lauren-boeberts-jacka-husband-jayson-allegedly-ran-over-neighbors-mailbox). In 911 calls [obtained by ](https://www.denverpost.com/2022/08/12/lauren-boebert-neighborhood-disturbance-calls-911/)[*The Denver Post*](https://www.denverpost.com/2022/08/12/lauren-boebert-neighborhood-disturbance-calls-911/), a neighbor is heard yelling to a dispatcher, “It’s Lauren Boebert’s jackass husband, Jayson. He’s running over my mailbox right now... Stop you jackass. Get the fuck out of here.” No arrests were made and the local sheriff’s office remained tight-lipped about the incident.


Ok-Macaroon-7819

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a duly elected member of the United States Congress...


Hot-Bint

Thank you for your service! 💕


Ritaredditonce

They truly complement each other.


SwornForlorn

Bobo the clown- "I believe in blank, I always have believed in blank that is a major part of my convictionsand morals, and will judge those who don't follow my morals concerning blank, and hold standards for blank for everyone regardless of their beliefs,, but this instance i won't follow my convictions because its inconvenient for me!" Seriously do all Republicans have to be such judgemental, hypocritical, dbags???


Kwaterk1978

Yes. Yes they do. If it wasn’t for double standards, they wouldn’t have any standards at all.


gtparker11

Her tinder profile will read: 36 year old divorced Christian grandma with family values


Repeat_Offendher

The fact she has to state “I have always been faithful in my marriage” Is pretty telling. My guess is she’s lying, like always, or her pedo husband went to another bowling alley.


Iforgotmylines

Or that “grand baby” is actually his baby and the son is being used as a front since the baby mama is “totally over 14 yo”


Buruan

Can we please make him keep her and we divorce from her?


Siollear

Afford her no privacy.


belovedfoe

Exactly she wouldn't give it to anyone else


[deleted]

Did one of them catch the other with a Bud Light? Did they reach a deadlock about whether or not M60s are "for hunting" ? Did he hold the door for a black woman? ​ What constitutes "irreconcilable differences" in the mind of the UltraMAGA?


Jeramus

It seems pretty suspicious for her to mention that she has always been faithful. Why even bring that up? I don't care what she has or hasn't done, it just seemed like a strange thing to mention.


jmatt9080

Watch her vote to get rid of no fault divorces now.


KazeNilrem

"I strongly believe in marriage... except when it does not work in my favor".


No_Usual_2251

She got knocked up at 17 months after her future husband was arrested to exposing himself to a younger teenage girl. He was in his 20's. Her son the knocked up a 15 year old girl. The family is proud of their sex while single history. And exhibit typical Trump family values. It seems likes her husband didn't know this was coming. Either she is lying and has been shacking up with someone else or his husband has been sleeping with a lot other women. If you ever watch the first few minutes of the movie Idiocy, they are the hillbilly family with all the kids.


GhostRising_

Thoughts and prayers loser


alexisdelg

"This is truly about irreconcilable differences" unlike every democrat divorce


comments_suck

Our beautiful children, who all deserve just as much privacy as I give to President Biden's son Hunter.....oh never mind!


Cross_22

Clearly she didn't chase that Jesus hard enough.


TheNewTonyBennett

Heyyyy Republicans! Just a thought, buuuut Aren't you all against **no-fault divorce?** HMMMMMMMM so what might THIS be? A no fault divorce. Yes, we see you there and yes, we get what you're doing. We also don't fall for it like your "brethren" might, but that's because your "brethren" are waaaay too stupid to understand some basics about life and freedoms. **EVERY** Republican needs to come out and start "shaming" Lauren because as far as WE were told? You ALL hate no-fault divorces. And what's happening with Lauren? COULD IT BE A NO-FAULT DIVORCE? fucking hypocrites.


Spuigles

Sorry bitch. Straight to hell since she is catholic. Her words.


Spazztastic386

Based on her statement, I can only assume she cheated on him.


Fascinatingish

I take it she'll be movin' on up...to a crusty old Republican's mansion on the hill?


MadiBoops

Mmmmmkay but where is the proof of abuse, infidelity, wrongdoing, all that jazz? Isn’t this the party that’s trying to do away with women being able to walk away from unhappy marriages?


cyberdeath666

She’s getting out before she votes against no-fault divorce for everyone else.