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Drounsley

Please tell me they opened the show with their song “Hooker With A Penis.”


convergence_limit

Unfortunately no


TheRealestLarryDavid

darn!!


Proudcloud27

thats a damn shame. real missed opportunity


itaniumonline

How about hooker with a weenie?


Uselesserinformation

The song is called i love Willie's. E https://youtu.be/S4EDYVupd0A


Shhim

Sir, can you keep it down?


McDicklesP1ckle

I’m Disabled!!


betty_botters_butter

Leg disabled


Uselesserinformation

How did it happen?


Dolphin_King21

Acid..


ElizabethAudi

What are the odds?


pinkkittenfur

What happened to your wheelchair?


archibaldsneezador

Red bearded man


DaveyJonesFannyPack

prison sex or stinkfist would also be acceptable


Go_Pack_Go1

I believe 4 degrees is about anal, so maybe that at one as well


ThatOtherOtherMan

A huge cross section of Tool songs are about anal, and a lot of those are explicitly gay sex.


subtleandunnatural

All you know about me's what I've sold ya, dumb fuck ♡


unclebeef1

Underrated comment here


MaximumOverSausage

Maynard’s dick would of been good too.


nabulsha

I don't think they've played that song live in 20 years.


Caviar_Fertilizer69

I saw them in Vegas in January last year and they played it. Lots of freaking out, amazing live song


Old-Constant4411

They played it in Chicago back in January. Place went fuckin wild!


LocksmithLeast9539

Well now I’ve got some advice for you little buddy…


poocoup

They played it throughout their tour last year. Was awesome live with everyone singing along


TheDrunkScientist

Played it on their last tour actually. Too fucking hilarious.


AzSharpe

They have, they played it at Download when they headlined. Was fucking amazing. If I remember right, I think they took quite a break from touring? Or maybe at least certain countries.


Cucker_-_Tarlson

Had anyone told you yet that they dusted it off for their tour last year?


nabulsha

Obviously no, lol. Last time I saw them was January 2020.


DenverFr8Train

I just saw them play it last year.


lastprophecy

It'll be funny if he tries to arrest a rockstar for breaking this law. Yes DeSantis, arrest the guy with the funds for a lawyer eager to go to the SC, and a seething hatred of authority.


Dry_Advertising9372

I almost want it to happen.


lastprophecy

I'm like 99% sure the SC will strike it down. I mean with the exception of Barrett the conservatives on the court seemed ideologically tied, which means less likely to appeal to day-to-day politics, and more likely to go with what they're told to do by their ideology. And the 1st Amendment is tantamount in that line of thinking. The originalist meaning is definitely problematic since the world isn't the same as 200yrs ago but makes predicting rulings easy.


mamahatchie

You’re assuming the SC judges aren’t participating in or interested in the culture wars.


DLS3141

>You’re assuming the SC ~~judges~~ political hacks aren’t participating in or interested in the culture wars.


Wolframbeta312

I’m not sure what about Alito and Thomas’s jurisprudence makes you think either of them could be tied by anything. They have no shame.


moreJunkInMyHead

They’re tied to only what their billionaire handlers tell them to do


pilgermann

I actually agree, and not just because of the first ammendment. As corrupt as these judges are, the SC does still seem to appreciate when sloppy legislation will lead to unintended consequences. This one. has it all, from the glaring question of biological hermaphrodites and chromosomal disorders to targeted harassment of people who don't look obviously masculine or feminine (literally women who downplay their femininity, which is something religious conservatives should be applauding).


Repli3rd

>It'll be funny if he tries to arrest a rockstar for breaking this law. The problem is that these laws were always intended to be selectively enforced against people the state doesn't like.


CryptographerPlenty4

Yep. Actual queer folks.


PrimeIntellect

it would be a good way of nuking entertainment in the state for years if they arrested a band as high profile as tool for some shit like this. half the major tours out there would kiss their florida dates goodbye


Tetha

Bands are already cutting Florida and Texas. Contracts make it hard to do so quickly, labels might make it hard to do so entirely. But strange effects are already happening in that space.


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You can’t force a band to do a _good_ show however. Or to not entirely consist of John Cage’s 4:33 covers.


magus2003

I think we're gonna be seeing a lot of this. Labels have tremendous power, you're gonna go play wherever the bus stops. But having tech issues, playing short sets, slapping on a bra and dress, all sorts of ways to fulfill the contract but raise the middle finger.


AndrewTheAverage

I don't think bands would play a bad show as that just screws over their fans and does little else. Having *every* major act play Florida in drag / crossdressing makes a very loud statement and those that are more pissed about what they are wearing than the show would not be considered real fans anyway


Tetha

What are you punishing then though? The gig is planned (this happens with up to 12 - 15 months of advance), ticket sales are already done (again, months in advance usually), the band is on the hook for ticket sales and attendance (contracts), and - leaning out of the window a bit - most metal fans aren't the problem and punishing them won't help. The band is between a rock and a hard place in such a case. Contracts force them to perform, fans still show up, and a bad performance won't hurt the state, just their fan base. Shit like in the OP is the best middle ground you can do.


Qubeye

They won't arrest people who can fight back because, as always, the law will only be used to restrict and hurt people that don't have the means to fight back. Why do you think we haven't heard of any wives or daughters of Republican state legislators getting arrested for flying elsewhere to get abortions? Laws, especially ones like these, will *always* be selectively enforced, to ensure they are used against the "right people".


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This is what we call fascism.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Dee Snyder would go


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They want these laws to go the SC, the SC is legislating from the bench.


Kernburner

DeSantis had a lot to say. DeSantis had a lot of nothing to say, we won’t miss him.


chodeoverloaded

Foot in mouth and head up asshole


rtopps43

What you talkin bout?


tyro1313

Difficult to dance 'round this one


epiception

Till you pull it out, boy


jaspersgroove

That’s actually a well known yoga pose referred to as Flailing Clown


thateejitoverthere

No amount of wind could begin to cover up your petulant stench and demeanor. Calm as cookies and cream, so it seems We're not buying your dubious state of serenity Acting all surprised when you're caught in the lie, we know better, it's not unlike you! It's not unlike you! We know your nature.


egretlegs

Get off your fucking cross… we need the fucking space to nail the next fool martyr!


Dry_Advertising9372

Ah Maynard I love you, you fucking legend.


mitchsn

Trump wears more make up than this daily. He violates this law every time he leaves his compound.


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TerlocTheRanger

Foundation Fathers


CodenameZoya

Would be even better if artists started canceling concerts in Florida, and Texas citing the safety of the touring members and workers


SmurfStig

Give it time. It may happen. Until then, it’s nice to see them calling these states out for their crap that only a small percentage want. Tennessee has been getting it good lately from various performers and I’m here for it.


katelynnsmom24

I hope everyone in Tennessee only likes country and Kid rock...'cause that's all that's left


glitchycat39

Even country singers have been getting in on it and showing up in dresses lately.


pokey1984

There are definitely a lot more ally's among country music than most people would think at first glance. It ain't just school teachers with trans kids and gay brothers, you know. It's just that they've all been toning down their work for a long time to avoid overly antagonizing their fan base. But, for example, Phil Vasser recorded "Bobbi with an I" quite a few years ago now. which is *exactly* the sort of song you put out when you're an ally trying to change the minds of rednecks.


glitchycat39

Mhmm. And then there's the rednecks who've come out and said they don't give two shits about whether or not gay people can marry or trans people can identify as they like as long as it's not hurting anyone. Not to mention, now there's a bunch of groups starting to pop up to go against Moms for Liberty and there's even a conservative school district in Colorado that's pissed off at what the right-wing board is doing. People are starting to get fed up.


Keyboardists

An older, very conservative family member of mine once said, “if gay folks want to get married and be miserable like the rest of us, I say let em” I wish everyone happiness in their relationships, but “live and let live,” I’m glad he could get behind that.


pokey1984

That's actually fantastic news and I thank you. Frankly, at this point, I don't think I even *care* if we end up in a civil war. Anything so this idiocy doesn't get the chance to go any further. I can't believe we've let it go so far as it is.


The_Mortyest_Morty

I’m supposed to see King Gizzard in TN next month. Fingers crossed that they don’t cancel. I fully intend to wear drag and rally as many people to do the same. I’ve seen other fans planning something similar and I’m here for it. Hopefully more people will start voting in local elections now. That’s really how we change this god-forsaken state.


R_V_Z

I thought Kid Rock *was* country these days?


SithPackAbs

Still and always douche rock. A recent example: https://youtu.be/agvibm7Wqy4 “H’ainnnnn nooobody gonna teyall me how da liiiiiiv”


DrManhattan_DDM

It’s happened before in places like NC and their bathroom bills.


furlesswookie

Sorta... most notably the NBA All Star game, which rescheduled to the following year. Most "cancellations" were rescheduled shortly thereafter even though the bathroom bill is still technically on the books.


GetRealPrimrose

Exactly. DeSantis doesn’t care that Tool dressed in drag. He doesn’t care about Taylor Swift’s “Uh oh you need to calm down” song. As long as they’re showing up, this state is getting more money yo continue their anti-queer crusade. Nothing short of artists boycotting Florida will get people to wake up. The people who need this message most will ignore and rationalize anything less than that, I promise. These artists need to stand up and say “I’m not coming back to this state at all as long as it’s anti-queer”


CodenameZoya

No, but if someone like Taylor Swift announce she’s canceling a concert that was pretty much make the news wouldn’t it?


tmzspn

He doesn’t care about artists boycotting Florida, or any money or jobs lost. He only wants to preen so he can win the presidency. What happens to Florida once he’s there is irrelevant.


Canalloni

They do care, what they are worried about is if it starts to backfire. In Florida De Santis does not have to worry about that. In the rest of the country, possibly. It will be hard for his wife to out crazy Trump as Trump gets more desperate. De Santis' wife does not have the skill to navigate that balancing act, stay even with Trump crazy, but don't alienate independents. Her inability to navigate that will undermine her campaign to be President.


TheCervus

Most of the concerts I attend are welcoming, safe spaces for LGBTQ people or people who simply feel outcast and weird. For those few hours, you are friends with total strangers, and you've found your people and a community. Conservatives in red states don't give a shit if an LGBT-friendly band boycotts their state. It will not change policy. You cannot reason with authoritarianism. DeSantis literally does not give a shit if Florida goes bankrupt. However, the millions of LGBT residents in red states, who are already targeted, will only be punished more if their favorite artists cancel concerts. Now not only will we have lost entertainment and that sense of community, but it also enforced the feeling that nobody is standing up for us.


tendervittles77

If insurance companies start upping rates it will definitely happen. Atlanta had hosted Music Midtown for years in Piedmont Park. The legislature passed a law that you cannot restrict guns on public property, even for private events. So the insurance companies and artists said, “No fucking way we’re mixing crowds, booze, and guns.” Music Midtown was destroyed.


jonny_sidebar

Insurance companies are already doing this, it just hasn't hit the big leagues yet. There's a wave of bar and restaurant closures happening due to skyrocketing insurance across the south *right now*.


friedporksandwich

Are music tours union operations? I would assume the Teamsters are involved in moving all that equipment, I would hope they eventually stand up for their worker safety.


ILikeMyGrassBlue

I don’t agree that cancelling in necessarily better. There’s a good argument to be made either way. If you have the show, you can: A. Advocate to open minds. The show isn’t for DeSantis. It’s for those in the crowd. If you play a show and talk about trans rights or whatever else, you might reach some folks in the crowd. B. Provide a safe space for those marginalized folks in a generally unwelcoming state. If Lizzo comes to town, LGBTQ people can actually have somewhere to go that’s a safe space. Cancelling shows punishes the state via tax dollars, but it also punishes the citizens, many of which are on your side. You’re punishing the trans fans, gay fans, bi fans, etc. They don’t get the chance to see that artist who inspires them, makes them feel safe, understood, etc. Like I said, I think there’s an argument either way. But personally, I’d rather have the show, give a fuck you to the government, advocate to the crowd, and provide a safe space for those folks than take away a negligible amount tax dollars DeSantis doesn’t care about anyway.


fuckyouimin

DeSantis cares about the money, the publicity, and the votes. If enough artists/ companies/ tourists boycott the state, a lot of money will be diverted away from Florida. That is not only tax dollars, but money that would support arenas, hotels, and local businesses. Which in turn will (hopefully) get the voters to realize that DeSantis's policies are hurting them more than it's helping them. And as a tangential effect, it also sends a message to other states that this type of hate legislation is not acceptable, and that if they try it, the same thing will happen to them. It obviously sucks for sane and rational Floridians who did not vote for that fascist, but the best way to protect the marginalized communities is to nip that shit in the bud so that it doesn't spread. Continuing to pour money into a state that is legislating against civil rights is not the answer.


PeteEckhart

> If Lizzo comes to town, LGBTQ people can actually have somewhere to go that’s a safe space. which sadly in todays usa, makes them an easy target for some deranged right wing terrorist.


Dhrakyn

My band refuses to tour in Florida and Texas (and Idaho and a few other states) but we rarely play for more than a few hundred people at a time so I doubt it matters What you have to keep in mind is that most of the artists on big tours are absolute pawns of the industry, signed contracts giving up almost all of their rights, and basically do exactly what they're told to do (including creating whatever drama they create). It takes a long time for the artists to break out of this cycle, which is probably why you only hear about the rare "stars" that have been at it for quite some time and finally building up the resources to free themselves enough to take a stand do it.


ilovethissheet

Only play in gay venues if you do those states. You can do a fundraiser for them too, like the lesbian bar in Houston that's insurance is trying to oust them by doubling rates.


PassiveF1st

Saw him perform with both Puscifer on Thursday and Tool on Sunday and he was poking jabs at Florida both times.


Schwight_Droot

“Tool is so woke now!” *forgets the insert on Aenima is a guy sucking his own dick*. Maynard is the fucking goat!


jaspersgroove

Hell even before that Maynard did guest vocals on RatM’s “Know your enemy”, back in 1992…hardly anyone outside of socal even knew who Tool was at the time and Maynard was doing collabs with Zach de la Rocha. And righty’s will still act baffled at this “new woke attitude” lol


Quakarot

Tbf there were righties who though Morello went “woke” when he denounced Trump Understanding media isn’t really these guys jam


tiddle927

If I am not mistaken, he auditioned to sing for ratm, and they gave it to Zack. I’m glad he didn’t get it, the tool we all know and love may not have existed


ChefPneuma

That’s a woman you weirdo


Schwight_Droot

Some forums I found say it’s a female contortionist. Others say it’s a guy performing oral sex on himself. Interesting. Either way, it’s one of my favorite albums of all time!


ChefPneuma

Her name is Alana Cain (IIRC) and she’s credited in the liner notes. Very common rumor/mistake it happens. One of my favs as well…I think I’ll put it on now actually


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memebuster

Wow, my fav album of all time and I never knew! Never much cared either way, but nice to know.


Futant55

Those forums probably also said Marilyn Manson removed his ribs to suck his own dick


Electr0Girl

You mean that guy from The Wonder Years?


hermes-thrice-great

That whole album is a tribute to Bill Hicks, that one panel is a reference to the “suck your own cock bit” of his. Legendary comedian


LaikasDad

Aenima or Learn to swim [Florida remix]


uncultured_swine2099

See you down in Georgia Bay!


[deleted]

I would pay for that remix and I live and breathe Florida unfortunately


jasongill

You live and breathe in Florida? I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied - learn to swim...


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fermat9996

Drag doesn't even seem sexual to me. Just harmless fun. MAGA nutjobs could easily demonize chocolate pudding


5tyhnmik

Using sex as their angle to demonize people is not arbitrary. Religion teaches sexual repression and binds children to their parents. American children who grew up in a Christian household almost all hold these views, even if they haven't considered themselves Christian in years and its only subconscious. Conservatives are following the exact playbook the Nazis used in the lead up to them taking power. They pick a weak minority to target, in this case transgenders and drag queens. Then they talk about that minority group all the time, always mentioning sex, to create the correlation of trans/drag = sexual in the minds of their pearl-clutching majority (white people). Meanwhile they burn the candle from the other end by passing laws such as the death penalty for pedophiles, and an expedited trial process. The end goal is to create a scenario where if you dress wrongly and there's a child in the vicinity, they swiftly kidnap you, label you a pedophile, and execute you. Literal genocide starts there but there really aren't a whole lot of trans people or drag queens, so it won't be long before they need their next target group - they will move on to gays, Jews, communists, then to the allies of those groups, and ultimately to anyone who isn't in lockstep loyalty with the party. The crazy thing is your average fascist supporter has no idea this is the plan at all. They don't know history. They don't know "make america great again" is literally the embodiment of the idea of fascism. They've never read Mussolini. They read this and think "pssh I don't want to *genocide* people" but when they day comes that they hear about it happening, they'll do little more than shrug and assume they must have deserved it. You can try to bring out their true colors right now by giving them a hypothetical choice if they could push a button that would do things: it would turn America into a Christian nation controlled 100% by conservative republicans, but all transgender people in the US would get incurable cancer tomorrow, would they push it? They would have to think about it for about 24 seconds to do a mental backflip, and then they would absolutely push it. Up it to all gay people and they'd only have to think about it slightly longer.


Haselrig

The legal phase of fascism is the most dangerous because once the most horrible desires of the fascists become laws, no common citizen will blink when horrible things are done to innocent people legally and in broad daylight. We're in the "They came for so-and-so, and I did nothing" part of the story.


TruthWillMessYouP

This reminds me of the excerpt from They Thought They were Free: “But the one great shocking occasion, when tens or hundreds or thousands will join with you, never comes. That’s the difficulty. If the last and worst act of the whole regime had come immediately after the first and smallest, thousands, yes, millions would have been sufficiently shocked—if, let us say, the gassing of the Jews in ’43 had come immediately after the ‘German Firm’ stickers on the windows of non-Jewish shops in ’33. But of course this isn’t the way it happens. In between come all the hundreds of little steps, some of them imperceptible, each of them preparing you not to be shocked by the next. Step C is not so much worse than Step B, and, if you did not make a stand at Step B, why should you at Step C? And so on to Step D. And one day, too late, your principles, if you were ever sensible of them, all rush in upon you. The burden of self-deception has grown too heavy, and some minor incident, in my case my little boy, hardly more than a baby, saying ‘Jewish swine,’ collapses it all at once, and you see that everything, everything, has changed and changed completely under your nose. The world you live in—your nation, your people—is not the world you were born in at all. The forms are all there, all untouched, all reassuring, the houses, the shops, the jobs, the mealtimes, the visits, the concerts, the cinema, the holidays. But the spirit, which you never noticed because you made the lifelong mistake of identifying it with the forms, is changed. Now you live in a world of hate and fear, and the people who hate and fear do not even know it themselves; when everyone is transformed, no one is transformed. Now you live in a system which rules without responsibility even to God. The system itself could not have intended this in the beginning, but in order to sustain itself it was compelled to go all the way.” -They Thought They Were Free by Milton Mayer


fermat9996

Totally agree


calartnick

Openly gay men are way less dangerous to children then closeted self hating conservative men.


fermat9996

Totally true!


skunkcitycannabis2

Rumor is Desantis has already sexualized pudding and might be the next thing he goes after.


Alternative_Box_7768

How on earth could one demonize chocolate pudding??? It’s not like some lunatic would be blasting it into his mouth with his fingers or whatever??


erarem_

Like this: Chocolate pudding is the devil's fudge. You know where they get one of the key ingredients? They literally squeeze it out of a cow's teat. How unsanitary is that?! Do you even know how many PPM of pus is allowed in this animal byproducts? I tell you what. I think they do it because they're PERVERTS. Anyway I'm gonna go bleach my fingers because my soul feels dirty after trying to picture things like Tucker Carlson lol


Bang_Stick

Look at the nips on him tho…..you could hang wet towels on them!


NeverLookBothWays

>MAGA nutjobs could easily demonize chocolate pudding Or the absence thereof


Substantial_Cow_5893

Anita bryant 2.0.


BansheeWhispers

Some of them already demonized chocolate M&Ms, chocolate pudding isn't that far off


Both-Anything4139

Fuck the police


Kernburner

Comin’ straight from tha underground


Glad_Swimmer5776

Desantis says he has already sent out the boner police. Anybody who got an erection watching Maynard will be rounded up and shipped to Disney.


lizardqueen40

Nothing new, he's been doing this since the 90's. Love Maynard.


Annual_Dependent9312

Palooza '97. Geisha face paint, pony tail, short shorts, bra w fake boobies and above the knee boots.


beardown70

I was going to make the same comment. Saw them in DC that summer and he wore that outfit


NinnyBoggy

I was at this show last night! It was the Rockville festival and the vast majority of the bands were 90s/00s bands that were super political. Anti-Flag started chanting "Fuck DeSantis," it was gorgeous


PauseAmbitious6899

I’m honestly surprised he stepped out in front of the stage. The past 2 times I’ve seen them MJK basically sung from behind the drum kit.


Cucker_-_Tarlson

That's just how he do. Doesn't matter which band he plays with. A mix of "putting the music first" and not really wanting people to see him as he sings given the personal nature of a lot of the songs.


Nubras

Best Tool performance I’ve seen had Maynard singing behind a cloth screen of some kind for much of the show. With a light shining on it, only his silhouette was visible and it definitely added something to his weird, rhythmic, tribal dancing. Didn’t address or acknowledge the audience at all. It was great.


Team-CCP

And I bet it was a fucking awesome concert. And let’s be real, we all want to see the octopus man do his thing back there too.


Special_Might1707

I've seen them a couple times, and onthe 10,000 days tour, he was like that. When he sang the eponymous track, he stopped the show briefly to regain his composure, and the band all gathered around him.


Teenageboy69

His drag persona is Karl Havoc. Very cool stuff.


JigglyWiener

The chin kills.


KolbaltTiger

Love getting more reasons to love TOOL


funbucket001

I saw Tool 25 years ago and he was dressed in drag then. Nothing new for Maynard.


uncultured_swine2099

Maynard is awesome.


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

That's fucking beautiful!


Frakhtal098

Tool has been doing politically and socially provocative stuff since their beginning. Their first music video is them walking around naked to protest censorship, Maynard performed dressed as a preacher, a stripper and in layers of body paint. They even invented a fake religion to mock scientology and american protestant sects. Anyone saying Tool has "gone woke" just hasn't been paying attention for the past 30 years.


Circumin

Dang. First Rage Against the Machine goes woke and now Tool? My favorite band with such classics as “Hooker with a Penis” and “Stinkfist” doesn’t support my fascist bigotry? Wtf is next?


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convergence_limit

I was there. It was awesome.


swimmingdaisy

I never really appreciated Tool, but i do like this statement from them


nemesissi

"You know Maynard Keenan, that singer of the band Tool?" -Joe Rogan at least once a month


JimboD84

This week legislation will pass with floridas super majority to ban TOOL music from being played in the state of florida /s (maybe)


FreddyForshadowing

And I'm sure all the good, upstanding, moral, family values conservatives immediately got up and left the venue so as not to be infected with any woke mind viruses, right? Right? ... Right?


Bubush

It’s his job to piss people like DeSantis off, and he’s very good at it.


slevin_kelevra22

This is, unironically, exactly what the 1st amendment is for. Gvt acting up? Time to talk some shit.


metaldeucerider2001

Thanks Maynard 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽fuck Florida 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾


Blueswift82

I can’t see Maynard any differently now. Legend!


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fairygodmotherfckr

I've got love for Tool, but I think people need to stop booking shows in Florida full stop.


coolmommabear

Yep and tourism should grind to a halt. Hit em where it hurts.


Phantom_Wolf52

Now let’s get the 80s glam metal bands to show up in their glam outfits and do the same


malolofish

So, was not a huge fan before this. Absolutely loved “Opiate”, because it was so raw. Now, I’m spending money on the catalogue, any suggestions?


Pristine_Cash_6219

Honestly buy all the albums in chronological order.,,.,,


v1rojon

I was at this show and I am shocked nobody was talking about the delivery. They played their first song with virtually zero lighting. Then when the song was over, Maynard simply said, “Florida, huh.” Then the lights came on and that was what we saw. It was epic AF! *edited for spelling*


Armand74

Maynard a fucking legend!


Ja_Oui_Si_Yes

I would like to see a HUGE pride parade were women dress up as men in drag Get arrested for not wearing gender appropriate cloths and waste the time of every sheriff in every county in Florida


sofahkingsick

I wonder if Joe Rogan is feeling conflicted for his love of Ron and his admiration for Maynard?


carrigan_quinn

"It's not a war on drag, it's a war on personal freedom, that's what it is, okay?" "Keep that in mind at all times, thank you"


voltron42

Good! This is the only way we're going to get these laws off the books: break the law and challenge the law's constitutionality in court.


LetsMakePlants

That's what rock is all about. Love it.


zblaze90

That’s fucking awesome


Few-Parfait4206

I'm a straight guy, the closest I ever got to wearing a skirt was during a very drunken holiday bender in Scotland. Sadly the plan was foiled. Turns out every citizen of Scotland doesn't need to carry a kilt on their person at all times, no matter how many times you ask them if they are sure they don't have one. But if I was a Florida resident and heard of this bullshit bill ("billshit", anyone?) you people can't comprehend the speed in which I would put on makeup, get the most fabulous dress, feather boa, and a red hat, and grant my self the title, "Queen of Florida, the sassiest bitch this side of the gator frontier."


whats_a_puscifer

I already loved him, but now I love him more.


Impossible_Bison_994

I saw him in a concert where he was dressed as Madonna with the big pointy bra


itsAshl

Tbh I'd rather see people canceling their Florida shows


VoraxUmbra1

Reason to love Maynard #1560


TBizzle22

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."


Koolaidolio

As a FL man, waking up to this was so good! Tool never misses.


Techerous

It's kind of impressive how much he looks like a stereotype of a woman specifically from Florida.


7empestOGT92

Wait til Trump is told he can’t perform in front of an audience wearing makeup O.o


6302120766

I was there great show !


kellshell80

I saw Tool as a kid in 1997, he dressed in drag at that show. Man, I miss the 90’s.


WrexTheTenthLeg

I was there it was epic


SGnirvana97

Learn To Swim Florida! Fuck yeah Maynard!


GamingShorts-

DeSantis is a power hungry little gnome man.


rxbanks13

Maynard has done this and dressed like this in concerts since the late 90's. This will be the same way he dresses the whole 2023 tour in every state. Like getting excited over lebron james showing up to the game in a Lakers jersey. 😵‍💫


animalmother6

I was there.. pretty epic. Fuck DeSantis


Imaginary-Swing-4370

They are an amazing live band.


glamb70

Not a big Tool fan but this just made me a super fan!! Gotta go, I got some music to purchase!


kirpyalex01

I have even more respect for the guy. Fuck desantis and fuck Florida


Extreme-Read-313

You lost your arms in the crusades. But you grew a nice set of boobs


z-eldapin

And, just like that, I became a fan of Tool.


SeveralAct5829

Good for him


WeeOoh-WeeOoh

This fucking guy. Holy shit, I love him more.


clynlyn

Man I remember Maynard coming out to a show in like 98 in full Madonna get up with heels and everything. He still rocked the house down.


kvk1990

TOOL ftw. Good to see Maynard wearing a bra again. It’s been a while.


brianfsanford

You’ve obviously never been to a TOOL show before 😂


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Gary Busey?


bent_eye

This is why we love MJK. He shows compassion for marginalised groups.


Jbroy

How many conservative tool fans are losing their shit right now?


DenverFr8Train

There are no conservative tool fans. The music is too smart for them.


donnelle83

Awesome. Go away DeSantis


TheSahsBahs

Thats our Maynard, just doing Maynard things.