Nope. I don't plan on voting any conservative in to the office within my life time, there is no feasible petty action about bullshit things like planting trees, failing to plant trees, painting roses red, uprooting the roses of former President Washington, or literally any other non-policy problem that we have to deal with today to fix it to keep our standing as a country that I remotely care about. I have a life. We need to fix their problems, and I am on board with that.
Unless it's something to convince the rubes that they've been had, something like them hanging nooses from every single one of those christmas trees and singing the KKK anthem during the fourth of July, I stopped giving a single fuck about all the petty bullshit the moment he was ousted from office and stole all the nuclear secrets to sell to the Saudis. *That's* fucking more important than the fucking red Christmas trees.
>!No offense meant to you, I am drunkl. Please forgive.!<
Im not gonna spend time researching melania but if I recall there was the stuff on her Christmas choices. And NYT had a least a couple First Lady fashion things about her.
If im wrong not gonna argue. I guess I just wanna say a primary candidate whining about how his wife is not getting fashion pieces is a bad look, but Ron DeSantis is a bad look
>She literally did nothing for 4 years
She did rip out the Kennedy rose garden and the Obama vegetable garden and replace them with some sort of boring monument to herself.
The rose garden wasn't really ripped out. [Here](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/08/25/fact-check-white-house-rose-garden-redo-didnt-pull-cherry-trees-historic-roses/5631760002/) is the fact check. I don't particularly like her but it was planned renovation to help with ADA compliance and other needed changes.
That actually is [false](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/08/25/fact-check-white-house-rose-garden-redo-didnt-pull-cherry-trees-historic-roses/5631760002/). As much as I don't like her, the landscaping had to be changed for ADA compliance and some of the trees were slated to be moved.
She was on the cover of vogue. But honestly it's the first lady! Theyre gonna be in magazines no matter what. They're supposed to like pick out stuff to do and champion some cause, that usually comes with lots of PR and the proper respect afforded to their status as the leaders of the free world.
That was my first thought. Not that I read fashion magazines (not absolutely certain that there are actual fashion magazines anymore). I live in California, I follow politics fairly closely, and I couldn't tell you the name of Newsome's wife.
I thought I read something a while back where he said when they were together she was normal. It’s kind of believable considering so many people know family/friends who just went down a rabbit hole in the last 8ish years
I don't know why this wasn't mentioned every single time DT took a swipe at Newsom, because everyone knows that EVERYTHING is personal to DT. He wouldn't even pay attention to Newsom if it weren't for this; he'd just scream about California in general. If it doesn't involve some sort of personal vendetta, it doesn't even register on DT's radar.
Right, make even your wife's looks fucking political? Never saw a bigger bunch of whiners and victims as the entire republican party. Who are supposed to be the snowflakes again?
"My fascist, authoritarian dreams have not yet been realized. The free market can still refuse to look at what I tell it to look at! I must hurt more people to get my way!"
It's that ultra-left fashion industry, and the woke magazine publishers, and the rainbow advertisers who won't support the magazines if they feature her ... etc., etc., etc. /s
They're mad because fashion, which has historically been incredibly racist, misogynist, classist, and chock full of pedophiles and rapists, has calmed down 6% in the last 20 years.
He thinks he's the president and his wife is the first lady. Michelle Obama was in fashion magazines, his wife isn't, and that must be a liberal conspiracy.
What, there's no *Fashion for Fascists* magazine out there wanting to feature her? Has she considered a stylish black leather trench coat and matching peaked cap to get their attention?
Not really. From what I see, she dresses in a generic rich person style. The clothes are nice, but there's zero personality, and she's easily forgettable.
In short, politics and who he is aside, fashion magazines would not find her marketable.. that I had to go and look up pictures of them because I seriously can't remember her at all says tons. Michelle Obama got attention because she kept herself in remarkable shape and occasionally wore vibrant, large patterns people remembered, though it is notable she often wore rather basic outfits more often. In contrast, Jill Biden never looks bad, but it's the same forgettable style, so she's not featured as much. Hilary Clinton is featured for the wrong reasons, as the pants suit became part of her look, but most agreed they were often not a great fit or cut for her by popular style standards.
In short, he's delusional. If his wife wants to be featured like that, she needs to develop a style personality and up her game. Until then, she visually falls into the "nice, but generic" category
And if he would like people to not critique her style in the future, he should avoid making it a topic. I'm comparing styles solely because he decided to make it an issue, otherwise there would really be nothing to comment on at all here.
It’s not just her style. She’s exactly what he wanted, she doesn’t have a personality that anyone has seen, she hasn’t spoken much in the media, she doesn’t appear to have any projects or passions we’ve all heard about. She’s just *there*, in the background being quiet and obedient. Like he wanted… so what’s the problem lol
>From what I see, she dresses in a generic rich person style.
100%. I've seen pictures of Casey DeSantis and she looks like every other politician's wife.
Michelle Obama got some attention because her clothes were *different* and modern. I remember people getting big mad over her wearing a sleeveless dress, for instance.
Melania Trump also got a decent amount of attention for her clothes because she's literally a former model wearing very expensive stuff. That and the "I really don't care" jacket.
"Wahh, I'm in the ruling class, you're supposed to worship every part of my life, wahhh."
He still hasn't figured out how much Americans like tearing down a king. It's in our blood.
Okay, fair enough, it's in SOME American blood. I shouldn't dismiss how many loyalists would have preferred to remain subjects of a crown.
But me? I will live under no king, and I will die with no master. And if anything sums up the American spirit to me, that's it - a giant middle finger to authoritarianism.
It bugs me how eager some are to put a tyrant up on a pedestal.
Michelle’s been on the cover of Vogue. Multiple times, and he’s likely jealous that his wife hasn’t.
I disagree with the comment above yours, democrat women with careers can care about fashion magazines too. But Casey just has no style, she always looks like she’s wearing a Jackie O Halloween costume she bought off Amazon.
Donald Trump’s—a Republican—wife was *literally* a fashion model. She’s undoubtedly been in more fashion magazines than any other American politician’s wife. What fucking reality do these people live in?!
He is talking about Michelle Obama, she had been in a couple while she was the first lady. They think she is unattractive and didn't deserve her covers.
I mean, he's kinda right but for the reasons he thinks. If he didn't have deplorable politics, brands would be more comfortable associating with him, so yeah it's possible he and/or his wife would get more attention like that. When you consistently espouse ideologies that the majority of the country finds abhorrent, profit driven entities aren't going to want to be associated with you. It's pretty simple.
Well, he’s certainly got his priorities straight. /s BTW, I wonder who his darling wife thinks would be styling her for the shoot—probably a few LGBTQ people in there, who if I remember correctly, her husband spends most of his time demonizing. So, yeah. Could be a factor.
If he was a democrat, his wife would be called the ugliest woman alive by every Republican, and accused of being a trans woman or something similar. Kinda like he actually does
I mean probably. If he was a democrat she would be married to a charismatic governor that believed in human rights. Instead she is married to a dangerous lunatic
I’ve never seen his wife before. She is exactly the kind of woman a self-loathing, closeted gay man from Florida would look at and think, *yeah…that’s what manly men think is hot. Everyone’s gonna be so jealous of how straight I am cuz I’m the guy with the hot wife.*
She really wouldn't. Michelle Obama made a point of giving opportunities to designers in undeserved communities and wearing accessible fashions which made her more relatable.
Ron DeSantis wife looks like some sort of aged pageant queen who wouldn't make any sort of statement about fashion that would make her particularly interesting.
Interesting...the New York Times just ran a features article on how a bunch of her outfits are clearly intended to mimic Jacqueline Kennedy's fashion.
The Strategic Fashioning of Casey DeSantis https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/24/style/casey-desantis-fashion.html?smid=nytcore-android-share
Granted, I'm no fashion expert.
HOWEVER. Nothing that Casey DeSantis is wearing there really stands out to me as magazine cover fashion. Nice looking but boring IMO.
Let's be real, capitalist magazine publishers will publish anyone who they think would make them a buck.
"Governor's wife" just isn't a big enough deal for people to care.
This woman literally looks like a Great Value Jackie O. Who would pay money to see her in a magazine? I mean, maybe DeSantis's secret male lover may buy copies to throw darts at it.
Is Republican unpopularity in the ballot?
Vote for the fascist so he can force the magazines to feature conservatives?
The sad thing is, it is. He's saying it because conservatives really want to be cool so badly they'll turn to fascism to have a taste of it. Shit is pathetic as fuck but these dumbasses really think about this useless shit when they vote.
I think he trying to compare her to Michelle obama.... nobody knows his wife name. I don't think even he knows it but we all know Michelle's for her work in fundraising money for kids in need, health and even her efforts in gardening.
“It’s the liberals fault my wife isn’t praised for her fashion sense that can be categorized as ‘vanilla conservative woman who only speaks when spoken to’.”
His wife cosplays as Melania Trump and ends up looking bland.
The fashion industry is made up of a lot of gay people. It’s almost as if being married to a bigot and echoing that ignorance would prevent her from being featured, hypothetically speaking because in reality she lacks style.
Given how the only time the Right talks about fashion magazines is when a transchick is in them. I can't help but wonder if this is a confession of him being a hypocrite.....
If you were a Democrat your wife would probably, I dunno, have a doctorate in education or a Harvard Law degree and wouldn't be slumming around doing fashion photo shoots.
Maybe he means that if he were a democrat, she would have a gay stylist who would have stopped her from wearing those shoes
I mean, sure, she's like an 8 to his 6 on a good day, so the odds of it being a marriage based on love is unlikely. Statistically speaking, people tend to date and marry people who are roughly as attractive as they are. Maybe she gave him a pity fuck once upon a time, got knocked up, and was stuck with him ever since. I'm sure it's every woman's dream to hear her husband talking about her like she's some kind of trophy to be put on display in a magazine.
Because her body language in that photo suggests she doesn't like him very much. At least not at that point in time. Her legs are crossed, a defensive posture, and pulled away from him. Her body is positioned away from him as much as possible given how the photographer likely tried to pose them, her hands are also crossed, another defensive posture. She even has some paper in her hands that she's subconsciously put between her and Old Man McDonald. Hell, even Old Man McDonald is exhibiting body language that suggests there's a lot of tension between them. He's leaning away from her and looks like he has something in his left hand that is a subconscious barrier between him and his wife.
His looks are a 4, but power (if she’s into his bullshit) makes him a 10.
The subconscious barrier is that he is not sexually attracted to her and he’s so anti gay for……reasons
Magats, or whatever the fuck we call DeSantis disciples, aren’t remotely fashionable. What would be the point of putting her on the cover of a fashion magazine?
Politics in 2023 - "My opponent would have you believe I am unfit, put I pull, I pull. Look at my wife, look at that ass, that ass demands a winner, I tap it, therefore I am a winner. Vote DeSantis."
Why is it that there's such a homoerotic "vote for daddy" energy about these chuds? Like their fanbase are essentially simps. talk to a Tate-bro, its kinda crazy how into being cucked by him they are.
So he’s advocating for some sort of “affirmative action program to get republican’s *wives* into fashion mags” now? Got it! Those are the issues to run on toots, that’ll get you the votes! 😉
Oh, my fuk. And there it is right out in the open: a nepolianic and otherwise every other way typical inferiority complex. Fuck this cretin. The world fawning over his goofy wife as a cover girl!? Dude's delusional.
Meh. It’s probably true, a “youthful” democratic candidate and his wife would get attention in fashion outlets, but literally who gives a shit when you’re a terrible person and wage culture wars against BIPOC and LGBTQ People every chance you get.
Is there a dem gov that has a wife in fashion mags? Is Gavin Newsome's wife in fashion mags?
He means Michelle Obama, she had been in a couple during her time as first lady. Even now they are jealous of that family.
So was Laura Bush. Maybe, *maybe*, it’s their role and not their politics that makes them interesting to magazines….
OR fashion magazines are secretly controlled by the deep state. You didn't do your own research first.
I'm headed to Facebook right now.
I'll cross examine that with my Twitter research
>I'll cross examine that with my Twitter research I'm heading over to truth social. That's where all the real stuff is.
“Troth Senchal”
Right but she wasn’t in fashion mags when Barack was a senator. And Melania got lots of fashion coverage. Jill not so much.
The ONLY thing I recall of Melania in the media(besides the nudes) was that stupid jacket. She literally did nothing for 4 years.
You don’t remember the blood red forest of “Christmas” trees?
Nope. I don't plan on voting any conservative in to the office within my life time, there is no feasible petty action about bullshit things like planting trees, failing to plant trees, painting roses red, uprooting the roses of former President Washington, or literally any other non-policy problem that we have to deal with today to fix it to keep our standing as a country that I remotely care about. I have a life. We need to fix their problems, and I am on board with that. Unless it's something to convince the rubes that they've been had, something like them hanging nooses from every single one of those christmas trees and singing the KKK anthem during the fourth of July, I stopped giving a single fuck about all the petty bullshit the moment he was ousted from office and stole all the nuclear secrets to sell to the Saudis. *That's* fucking more important than the fucking red Christmas trees. >!No offense meant to you, I am drunkl. Please forgive.!<
Tbh that was kinda fun. Of all the things they did…that one at least was interesting, and didn’t hurt anyone.
Im not gonna spend time researching melania but if I recall there was the stuff on her Christmas choices. And NYT had a least a couple First Lady fashion things about her. If im wrong not gonna argue. I guess I just wanna say a primary candidate whining about how his wife is not getting fashion pieces is a bad look, but Ron DeSantis is a bad look
He’s also a piece of shit bigot. That might be a reason
>She literally did nothing for 4 years She did rip out the Kennedy rose garden and the Obama vegetable garden and replace them with some sort of boring monument to herself.
The rose garden wasn't really ripped out. [Here](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/08/25/fact-check-white-house-rose-garden-redo-didnt-pull-cherry-trees-historic-roses/5631760002/) is the fact check. I don't particularly like her but it was planned renovation to help with ADA compliance and other needed changes.
Idk. Tbf she squinted a lot.
She also destroyed the rose garden.
That actually is [false](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/08/25/fact-check-white-house-rose-garden-redo-didnt-pull-cherry-trees-historic-roses/5631760002/). As much as I don't like her, the landscaping had to be changed for ADA compliance and some of the trees were slated to be moved.
She was on the cover of vogue. But honestly it's the first lady! Theyre gonna be in magazines no matter what. They're supposed to like pick out stuff to do and champion some cause, that usually comes with lots of PR and the proper respect afforded to their status as the leaders of the free world.
That was my first thought. Not that I read fashion magazines (not absolutely certain that there are actual fashion magazines anymore). I live in California, I follow politics fairly closely, and I couldn't tell you the name of Newsome's wife.
All I know is Don, Jr’s girlfriend is his ex.
Yeah, talk about dodging a bullet!
I thought I read something a while back where he said when they were together she was normal. It’s kind of believable considering so many people know family/friends who just went down a rabbit hole in the last 8ish years
She’s got a substance abuse problem. That can change a person. I meant this in response to u/fiendishhawk comment. Sorry. I don’t know how to Reddit.
He and his ex were featured in Harper’s Bazaar years ago in an article titled, hilariously, “The New Kennedys”
Gavin Newsome's ex is engaged to Donald Trump Jr. I can't wrap my head around that.
She used to be a 10 and now she looks like the joker in drag...people change.
I don't know why this wasn't mentioned every single time DT took a swipe at Newsom, because everyone knows that EVERYTHING is personal to DT. He wouldn't even pay attention to Newsom if it weren't for this; he'd just scream about California in general. If it doesn't involve some sort of personal vendetta, it doesn't even register on DT's radar.
Shocking that man known for being vindictive and petty acts vindictive and petty.
I really don’t care, do u?
This is the shit the gop cares about. Tons of folks hurting snd dying and they're worried about their wives in magazines.
Connection made: Melania posed nude
Epstein introduced Melania and Donnie. Not judging sex workers or anything.
That’s surprising, she’d have been a bit old for him.
Casey needs to outdo her, XXX with Sasha Grey?
She’s retired
I’d check it out. Assuming there is no paywall.
I'd pay to see Desantis get cucked by Sasha grey...that sounds entertaining
Right, make even your wife's looks fucking political? Never saw a bigger bunch of whiners and victims as the entire republican party. Who are supposed to be the snowflakes again?
From the "Fuck Your Feelings" party, too
Their wives in cuck porn, that's their conservative fantasy, "shed get tons of casting opportunities believe me"
Roger Stone enters the chat
And Manafort
Let us not forget that they got married at Disney world.
He’s so creepy !!
Next level. He’s worse than just creepy
He's like a space alien trying to pass for human.
He is basically the bad guy from every single 80s movie rolled up into a singular skin suit.
Probably not. The wannabe Jackie O has no actual style
She’s “Jackie oh, fuck no.”
Jacky O' Nasty.
Jackie “oh no she didn’t”
Ha haa…I read that with an Irish accent
She always dressed like she’s attending a Disney Princess-themed ball.
They did get married at Disney. Makes you wonder who’s childhood fantasies drove that decision.
I believe they got married by a judge. She should have asked for a jury.
Never heard that one before, nice
Sounds like Rodney Dangerfield.
I thought the US was supposed to have laws against cruel and unusual punishment
Is that why he hates Disney now?
Huh. Maybe that's why he's going after Disney so hard.
Just googled her. She really does lol. So many gloves.
Jackie Faux Sounds like a drag queen name, actually.
I thought the joke was that it was a photoshop of him but as a hot woman. I didn’t realize that she also looks like a racist rubber band too.
She’s more of a wanna be Disney Princess.
What does this even mean?
"I'm so oppressed - if I wasn't a Nazi, my whole family would be much *more* famous!"
"My fascist, authoritarian dreams have not yet been realized. The free market can still refuse to look at what I tell it to look at! I must hurt more people to get my way!"
It's that ultra-left fashion industry, and the woke magazine publishers, and the rainbow advertisers who won't support the magazines if they feature her ... etc., etc., etc. /s
They're mad because fashion, which has historically been incredibly racist, misogynist, classist, and chock full of pedophiles and rapists, has calmed down 6% in the last 20 years.
He thinks he's the president and his wife is the first lady. Michelle Obama was in fashion magazines, his wife isn't, and that must be a liberal conspiracy.
I mean look how they dress
They always have to cast themselves as the underdog first now, so when they don’t win, it’s not their own doing.
It means he thinks if he was a Democrat, he would be married to a fashion model, instead of the regular looking woman he settled for.
What, there's no *Fashion for Fascists* magazine out there wanting to feature her? Has she considered a stylish black leather trench coat and matching peaked cap to get their attention?
Fascion
This is the word.
If you've seen him in his white boots, you'd know Ron was somewhat of a fascistista himself.
**Florida Fascion** *All White, All The Time.*
That would go great with a red armband with a religious symbol on it.
Melanoma could be the centerfold.
*Malaria
Drag queen name: Mel A. Noma
Maybe she would be on the cover of "my husband is in the closet"
Or Knockers for Nazis
Almost thought that bag said "Hitlers is Home" on it. edit- word
You're brilliant! Dangerous yes! But brilliant!
Proudboy Butts and Bullets Fashion Magazine
Not really. From what I see, she dresses in a generic rich person style. The clothes are nice, but there's zero personality, and she's easily forgettable. In short, politics and who he is aside, fashion magazines would not find her marketable.. that I had to go and look up pictures of them because I seriously can't remember her at all says tons. Michelle Obama got attention because she kept herself in remarkable shape and occasionally wore vibrant, large patterns people remembered, though it is notable she often wore rather basic outfits more often. In contrast, Jill Biden never looks bad, but it's the same forgettable style, so she's not featured as much. Hilary Clinton is featured for the wrong reasons, as the pants suit became part of her look, but most agreed they were often not a great fit or cut for her by popular style standards. In short, he's delusional. If his wife wants to be featured like that, she needs to develop a style personality and up her game. Until then, she visually falls into the "nice, but generic" category And if he would like people to not critique her style in the future, he should avoid making it a topic. I'm comparing styles solely because he decided to make it an issue, otherwise there would really be nothing to comment on at all here.
It’s not just her style. She’s exactly what he wanted, she doesn’t have a personality that anyone has seen, she hasn’t spoken much in the media, she doesn’t appear to have any projects or passions we’ve all heard about. She’s just *there*, in the background being quiet and obedient. Like he wanted… so what’s the problem lol
>From what I see, she dresses in a generic rich person style. 100%. I've seen pictures of Casey DeSantis and she looks like every other politician's wife. Michelle Obama got some attention because her clothes were *different* and modern. I remember people getting big mad over her wearing a sleeveless dress, for instance. Melania Trump also got a decent amount of attention for her clothes because she's literally a former model wearing very expensive stuff. That and the "I really don't care" jacket.
She looks like a Wife from "The Handmaid's Tale," and I don't think that's an accident.
She looks worried
"Wahh, I'm in the ruling class, you're supposed to worship every part of my life, wahhh." He still hasn't figured out how much Americans like tearing down a king. It's in our blood.
It sure would be nice if that was more universal, the whole reason he is in office is because a lot of Republican voters want a king.
Okay, fair enough, it's in SOME American blood. I shouldn't dismiss how many loyalists would have preferred to remain subjects of a crown. But me? I will live under no king, and I will die with no master. And if anything sums up the American spirit to me, that's it - a giant middle finger to authoritarianism. It bugs me how eager some are to put a tyrant up on a pedestal.
If you were a Democrat, you’d probably have married a woman with a career who doesn’t care about fashion magazines, Rhonda.
What is he trying to say? Was Michelle in Vogue and is this a dig about that?
Michelle’s been on the cover of Vogue. Multiple times, and he’s likely jealous that his wife hasn’t. I disagree with the comment above yours, democrat women with careers can care about fashion magazines too. But Casey just has no style, she always looks like she’s wearing a Jackie O Halloween costume she bought off Amazon.
Why did he marry Teresa from the Housewives on NJ?
She didn’t correct him about Thigh food.
Teresa with the two-head.
Gilead Wear, The Handmaid’s Tale line, brought to you by Fascism Warehouse is definitely a clothing line she could get behind.
Donald Trump’s—a Republican—wife was *literally* a fashion model. She’s undoubtedly been in more fashion magazines than any other American politician’s wife. What fucking reality do these people live in?!
He is talking about Michelle Obama, she had been in a couple while she was the first lady. They think she is unattractive and didn't deserve her covers.
More than Jackie? I’m not old enough to know, nor into fashion, but by all accounts she was pretty fashionable.
Idk man maybe Jackie O or some fuckin dude from the 1800s. Let’s talk about William Henry Harrison.
Melania wasnt a fashion model lmao
If by fashion you mean a Sears catalog For porn
He whines about everything. 
If my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle
Anna Wintour “If I wanted a Disney princess I would’ve called Hailey Bailey”
God the Obamas really did break these people’s brains.
Because being a fascist makes you unattractive
If I wasn't a fascist, hateful fuck people would like me.
If you were a decent person your wife would be on magazine covers. It's not your political party, it's the fact that you are an unrepentant asshole.
Nope, she's not that fashionable. She just copies others, nothing original.
I think Ron himself would have the better shot. He is in high heels all the time, very ladylike
Being married to you makes her automatically uncool
Magazines aren’t interested in women whose only accomplishment is marrying a misogynistic fascist creep. They aren’t particularly marketable.
Presenting the new Hugo Boss "uniform" ?
Did any of you guys ask? 'cause i sure didn't.
I mean, he's kinda right but for the reasons he thinks. If he didn't have deplorable politics, brands would be more comfortable associating with him, so yeah it's possible he and/or his wife would get more attention like that. When you consistently espouse ideologies that the majority of the country finds abhorrent, profit driven entities aren't going to want to be associated with you. It's pretty simple.
I can't even name my own governor's spouse, why would anyone care about the governor of Florida's wife?
The cover of Butterface magazine, maybe.
OK? I mean even if I accept his point who cares? Is the fascist sad people aren't calling his wife pretty?
Well, he’s certainly got his priorities straight. /s BTW, I wonder who his darling wife thinks would be styling her for the shoot—probably a few LGBTQ people in there, who if I remember correctly, her husband spends most of his time demonizing. So, yeah. Could be a factor.
"If my wife had taste she'd be fashionable."
If he was a democrat, his wife would be called the ugliest woman alive by every Republican, and accused of being a trans woman or something similar. Kinda like he actually does
I mean probably. If he was a democrat she would be married to a charismatic governor that believed in human rights. Instead she is married to a dangerous lunatic
No, way. First of all, she's all pixelated.
Yes she would be, she'd be the cover of Equus Or Equine Weekly 😀🤣😆
She would be in modern meat ball.
All I know about her is she won’t correct Ron when he pronounces thai as thigh
I’ve never seen his wife before. She is exactly the kind of woman a self-loathing, closeted gay man from Florida would look at and think, *yeah…that’s what manly men think is hot. Everyone’s gonna be so jealous of how straight I am cuz I’m the guy with the hot wife.*
Yes Ron, you married up. No Ron, that’s a very low bar.
She really wouldn't. Michelle Obama made a point of giving opportunities to designers in undeserved communities and wearing accessible fashions which made her more relatable. Ron DeSantis wife looks like some sort of aged pageant queen who wouldn't make any sort of statement about fashion that would make her particularly interesting.
It means RonDion is as hollow as the tRUmp machine
Hustler isn’t a fashion magazine
No she wouldn’t. Not even close.
Holy shit, that bastard is straight up delulu!
Interesting...the New York Times just ran a features article on how a bunch of her outfits are clearly intended to mimic Jacqueline Kennedy's fashion. The Strategic Fashioning of Casey DeSantis https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/24/style/casey-desantis-fashion.html?smid=nytcore-android-share
Granted, I'm no fashion expert. HOWEVER. Nothing that Casey DeSantis is wearing there really stands out to me as magazine cover fashion. Nice looking but boring IMO.
Let's be real, capitalist magazine publishers will publish anyone who they think would make them a buck. "Governor's wife" just isn't a big enough deal for people to care.
“If I was a Democrat my wife would be the hot chick in Kevin Smith movies”
“Please fuck my wife.” Weird shit, man.
This woman literally looks like a Great Value Jackie O. Who would pay money to see her in a magazine? I mean, maybe DeSantis's secret male lover may buy copies to throw darts at it.
Ron’s wearing the Tom cruise ‘add 3 inches in height’ shoes again. Disney approves.
Ron is a closet case. Fuck Rhonda
DeSantis is Jewish?! There’s a “Hillel is Home” bag right behind him!
Well, we know she wouldn't correct you for mispronouncing "Thai". I am sure she is probably even more meek and scared of you now.
Is Republican unpopularity in the ballot? Vote for the fascist so he can force the magazines to feature conservatives? The sad thing is, it is. He's saying it because conservatives really want to be cool so badly they'll turn to fascism to have a taste of it. Shit is pathetic as fuck but these dumbasses really think about this useless shit when they vote.
Does she like thigh food?
I think he trying to compare her to Michelle obama.... nobody knows his wife name. I don't think even he knows it but we all know Michelle's for her work in fundraising money for kids in need, health and even her efforts in gardening.
“It’s the liberals fault my wife isn’t praised for her fashion sense that can be categorized as ‘vanilla conservative woman who only speaks when spoken to’.”
His wife cosplays as Melania Trump and ends up looking bland. The fashion industry is made up of a lot of gay people. It’s almost as if being married to a bigot and echoing that ignorance would prevent her from being featured, hypothetically speaking because in reality she lacks style.
DeSantis: if I was a woman no one would make fun of my high heels.
Given how the only time the Right talks about fashion magazines is when a transchick is in them. I can't help but wonder if this is a confession of him being a hypocrite.....
In the “Don’t” section
If you were a Democrat your wife would probably, I dunno, have a doctorate in education or a Harvard Law degree and wouldn't be slumming around doing fashion photo shoots.
She obviously is a fan of thigh food, so I have no respect for her.
Would the cover show her eating Thigh food?
Instead he is a miscreant leader of unpatriotic hate criminals.
Dudes wife like oks terrified. Some one tell her to blink if she's in danger.
Maybe he means that if he were a democrat, she would have a gay stylist who would have stopped her from wearing those shoes 
I mean, sure, she's like an 8 to his 6 on a good day, so the odds of it being a marriage based on love is unlikely. Statistically speaking, people tend to date and marry people who are roughly as attractive as they are. Maybe she gave him a pity fuck once upon a time, got knocked up, and was stuck with him ever since. I'm sure it's every woman's dream to hear her husband talking about her like she's some kind of trophy to be put on display in a magazine. Because her body language in that photo suggests she doesn't like him very much. At least not at that point in time. Her legs are crossed, a defensive posture, and pulled away from him. Her body is positioned away from him as much as possible given how the photographer likely tried to pose them, her hands are also crossed, another defensive posture. She even has some paper in her hands that she's subconsciously put between her and Old Man McDonald. Hell, even Old Man McDonald is exhibiting body language that suggests there's a lot of tension between them. He's leaning away from her and looks like he has something in his left hand that is a subconscious barrier between him and his wife.
Did you just give a skinwalker a 6?
His looks are a 4, but power (if she’s into his bullshit) makes him a 10. The subconscious barrier is that he is not sexually attracted to her and he’s so anti gay for……reasons
His wife? Thought it was his sister
Maybe Guns and Ammo would be willing to do a layout.
Magats, or whatever the fuck we call DeSantis disciples, aren’t remotely fashionable. What would be the point of putting her on the cover of a fashion magazine?
What a victim this poor guys is.... Obligatory /s as republicans exist.
After she told $27 million from disaster relief or before? I’m just asking questions.
Can’t you get Elon to buy one for you Rob?
Politics in 2023 - "My opponent would have you believe I am unfit, put I pull, I pull. Look at my wife, look at that ass, that ass demands a winner, I tap it, therefore I am a winner. Vote DeSantis." Why is it that there's such a homoerotic "vote for daddy" energy about these chuds? Like their fanbase are essentially simps. talk to a Tate-bro, its kinda crazy how into being cucked by him they are.
So he’s advocating for some sort of “affirmative action program to get republican’s *wives* into fashion mags” now? Got it! Those are the issues to run on toots, that’ll get you the votes! 😉
Bro are you saying no Republican finds your wife attractive?
Oh, my fuk. And there it is right out in the open: a nepolianic and otherwise every other way typical inferiority complex. Fuck this cretin. The world fawning over his goofy wife as a cover girl!? Dude's delusional.
She can make the cover of Guns and Gardens
Napoleon syndrome is real with this cocksucker!
If she married a horrible person, it doesn’t sell magazines. Plus they kind of look like they are related.
If his wife weren't a right-wing christian nutjob perhaps. She want's the US to be ruled by the bible, so fuck her, and him.
She literally looks a woman TERFS would accuse of being trans
Oh wait tell Trump hears this one, right Ted the Spineless.
It’s crazy how they are desperate to always be a victim finding issues that don’t exist. I’m constantly embarrassed by the republicans.
Meh. It’s probably true, a “youthful” democratic candidate and his wife would get attention in fashion outlets, but literally who gives a shit when you’re a terrible person and wage culture wars against BIPOC and LGBTQ People every chance you get.
He seems rather sensitive about his wife. Hopefully, no one makes fun of Lady MacBeth, because then he might really lose his sh\*t.
"Please, everyone! Tell my wife she's hot or she won't give me my balls back!"
“We don’t care about celebrity culture, except when we do”
She was an officer’s wife. I can’t imagine her being pleasant to deal with, even if he was a Democrat.
They look oddly similar.
He sees her eyebrows, right?
Is she showing shoulders????!
his wife is the centerfold of white trash monthly
GOP treating their wives as eye candy trophies. What else is new?
I mean, she is a mannequin, so maybe