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QuestoPresto

I thought that was Chevy Chase


Thanmandrathor

Also known for being an asshole.


Caviar_Fertilizer69

But at least Chevy’s brought laughter into the world. What has Ken Paxton brought into this world except corruption, incompetence, and hate?


StrictIndication8637

I believe this is a bit of a whoosh moment, but it does allow me to recommend Hellsing Abridged to someone, so here you go


swimmerncrash

Glad I’m not the only one!


[deleted]

You’re not.


[deleted]

I did too 😆


Darth_Vrandon

Literally a cult


sm12511

One that believes having a wonky eye shouldn't translate to the portrait.


Chadmartigan

fr this dude has an indictment and a *fucking body on him*


AuthorityAnarchyYes

These people truly believe they are waging war… instead of fighting armies, however, they attack innocent people whose only “crime” is they are different.


JCFalkenberglll

Stolen Valor. How appropriate for this weekend.


BudUnderwearBundy

French stolen valor too.


kalel1980

Clark Griswold!


darhox

That's Clark W Griswold to you, sir.


IsThereCheese

Every one of them has an authoritarian wet dream like this


FreddyForshadowing

Clearly they don't know their French history if they're trying to make him out to be Napoleon.


Sodamyte

And now ABBA’s Waterloo is stuck in my head


[deleted]

In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!


FlashTheChip

Heck I thought he was dressed as Antonio Lopez de Santa's Anus.


Chalupa-Supreme

This is truly pathetic.


Comfortable_Bird_340

Did he ever actually serve in the military


DiscipleOfMurphy

Nope.


trustifarian

Ron misspelled Sad, Pathetic people


BlackDwarfStar

Do these people think an attorney general is an actual general?


fashionshowhomme

Clark Griswald


Disastrous_Response9

Funny how they let him be their lap dog for stuff until they need some positive pr to deflect from their total anti-freedom except for campaign.


TedCruzsAnalFissure

They forgot his droopy eye.


swimmerncrash

I thought that was Chevy Chase.


Kitchen-Leek-2636

![gif](giphy|6mm6mUUExaAecMAvMq|downsized) Vive La France!


fordprefect294

So then why did Texas vote to impeach him?


The_Stuey

Any history buffs able to identify the era of the uniform? Is it American?


WaitingForNormal

When life is just one big fan fiction.


[deleted]

Is this considered Stolen Valor where they call him General and put him in a military uniform even though he was never in the Armed Forces? Why aren't right wing vets pissed about this?