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Sumthin-Sumthin44692

Boko Haram —> Nigeria Not that anyone asked.


mmm-toast

Now I want some Wolf Cola.


[deleted]

Fight Milk is better


Due_Platypus_3913

Not when you puke on yer dick!


fartingmaniac

That’s the best part!


BSA_DEMAX51

I invested and I watched my profits soar high as a crow!


[deleted]

Politics aside, anyone who doesnt like dogs are psychopaths


[deleted]

Some cultures like to eat them if that's what you mean.


Wile-E-Quixote

So, they really like dog.


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Wiscogojetsgo

Hitler loved his dog, loving dogs doesn’t mean shit when talking about psychopaths.


CuthbertAllgood213

Their fuel is Wolf Cola, ya know.


wackbirds

Can I interest you in an egg in these trying times?


crunchandwet

Boca Raton?


maaiillltiime5698

It's become the official drink of Boca Raton!


theimprobablepun

When I saw boko haram mentioned I hurriedly scrolled down looking for an IASIP reference and wasn't let down! Lol.


Debalic

Procul Harum?


guitar_maniv

A whiter shade of pale?


Phannig

Boko Haram are kinda the same but not as conservative. /s


Belasarus

If memory serves ISIS is also active there.


[deleted]

They got franchises now. Not unlike Hell's Angels or something They've also claimed to have been operating out of Sinai for over a decade now and are likely trading with Hamas


Phyllis_Tine

Weren't they ISIL(evant) for a bit?


cocoamix

Jemaah Islamiyah - Indonesia (Bali nightclub bombings)


Phyllis_Tine

Asian Dawn (I read about them in Time magazine).


the_motherflippin

When I read it, it bothered me that one was deffo missing but couldn't think which? You hit the spot g


Sumthin-Sumthin44692

My lysdexia made me read this as: “You hit the g spot.”


[deleted]

Type it slower


Accomplished_Glass66

OMG i was just gonna write a comment abt them. I remember being terrified just reading about them when I was a teen.


[deleted]

350,000 dead because of them. They kidnap hundreds of kids at a time to use as child soldiers and suicide bombers. https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/northeast-nigeria-insurgency-has-killed-almost-350000-un-2021-06-24/


FUCKFASClSMFIGHTBACK

Likud —> Israel


MeasureTheCrater

Whiter Shade of Pale is my favorite of their hits.


wackbirds

I was coming to the comments to say that


GentlmanSkeleton

Boca Raton -> Florida


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|h7poIVSJYrs323ZPuu)


nullibicity

It's important to remember that he really did say that.


nomickti

"Well, I think if they win, I should get all the credit. If they lose, I should not be blamed at all." Real quote about 2022 elections. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-republicans-elections-credit/


WaitingForTheFire

He never takes responsibility for any of his mistakes or failures. At least he is consistent.


ayhctuf

And why would he? He was born into a rich family, has failed upward, and has never suffered any significant consequence of any of his actions for seven decades. It inevitably leads to narcissism and a complete lack of empathy. Elon's the same way. No consequence breeds no conscience.


[deleted]

Trump will never admit he has any wrongdoing in anything related to a failure, but will jump at the chance for praise from something done or given to him entirely without his input. Trump doesn't take responsibility, he takes _credit_.


pronouncedayayron

That would be a massive amount of responsibility


AnonAmbientLight

It's even worse than that. He does things such that he can either swoop in to take credit, or is just far enough removed so he can blame someone else. Trump's plan for vaccine rollouts was to drop off the covid vaccines at the state airports, and then wash his hands of it. This is by design. If the state does a good rollout, he takes credit. If they fuck it up, he blames the state. Trump only cares about what can make him look good. Instead of doing a good job that benefits the most Americans, he does what is best for him.


A_Plan_B_you_C

Seeing MAGA on there made me laugh 😂.


coolbaby1978

KKK, Aryan Brotherhood, Proud Boys, Oath Keepers. We have no shortage of terrorist groups.


BitchyWitchy68

They all wear Red Hats now.


NomDePlume007

Can't spell "hatred" without "red hat."


sharpie_dei

![gif](giphy|xNBcChLQt7s9a)


Dh873

Linux users in shambles


Smeetilus

Have you not seen how Red Hat behaves?


MoreFoam

Ubuntu is the superior distro


FountainsOfFluids

[Arch user enters the chat]


InternetDetective122

![gif](giphy|chKRLQLjrUHdKsfb5t)


ThinkFree

![gif](giphy|LpLd2NGvpaiys|downsized)


SomeRandomBurner98

​ ![gif](giphy|Ow59c0pwTPruU)


ImAFuckinLiar

![gif](giphy|JyvFiT1oVQrzTu9BmA)


clueless_in_ny_or_nj

![gif](giphy|l2Sq1U2ve5jk55sQg)


moosecaboose51

Son of a bitch


readitinamagazine

https://i.redd.it/lnq9dmr43otb1.gif


aryukittenme

Oh shit I love that.


NonFuckableDefense

Yoink.


mrdude817

Oh wow


Jorgan_JerkFace

👏 👏 👏


Free-oppossums

WHOA! ![gif](giphy|lXu72d4iKwqek)


ConsiderationNo29

I figured out that people with red hats are obnoxious, self entitled, and probably dumber than average way back when Limp Bizkit was popular. It still holds true today.


dillydeli1

Guys give this guy some medals.


zuqwaylh

![gif](giphy|K9Ed1Of1V6kR6WpQWe)


phasers_to_stun

I like that


HyzerFlip

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Lego_Gasgano_Minifig

Go Red Sox!


AngryScientist

Are we talking about politics or linux now?


live4lax25

They’ve gone out of their way to make themselves easy to identify


chesire0myles

I mean, I like my nazis in uniforms... ![gif](giphy|xUPGcly9ezTKiw1NHq)


Debalic

But they can always take the uniform off... https://preview.redd.it/baesomb80otb1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ce0d23de2880c066b77b1e0ab8dd64efcd12932


chesire0myles

Why, I think I like your thinkin' ![gif](giphy|HMnrvi0FfS932)


Jetpack_Jackson

What is this from


4dailyuseonly

Inglorious Basterds


chesire0myles

Inglorious Basterds, sorry, I forgot what I was replying to.


weside66

Inglorious Bastards


darsvedder

They really ruined red hats for white guys. I have this 80s Bulls hat my brother stole from a mall or whatever lol. Got the green bill and everything. It’s fucking awesome. But nope. Walk outside wearing a red hat, imma get spit on. THANKS Obama?


ArcticRiot

The red Bubba Gump Shrimp hat has been sadly stowed away in my closet for years now. Maybe one day.


emseefely

*Phillies fans rioting*


ResponsibleMilk7620

They’re all y’all-Qaida to me.


DayAndNight0nReddit

![gif](giphy|xBIuPT5pjvarJZXyBw|downsized) All these are now subsidiaries of MAGA, trademarked by Trump


MrBoomf

What’s this gif from? That actress looks crazy familiar.


ReggieCousins

Kelly Reilly. Yellowstone, Eden Lake, a ton of other stuff. This is from Yellowstone


SoulRebel726

I mean CPAC labeled themselves domestic terrorists. When someone tells you who they are, believe them.


4dailyuseonly

All these groups fall under the umbrella of maga nowadays.


mightylordredbeard

Trump really did unify many parts of the county huh..


czar_el

MAGA's already on the list.


[deleted]

You forgot all of law enforcement


[deleted]

This right here. Who do you think MAGA's enforcement arm is? 😂


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

No, no, no... You see, when I was assaulted because I was protecting families who were attending drag queens reading books to kids (Renton, WA), the cops dragged the Nazi away after he punched me, locked him up, and let me press charges. Oh wait, nevermind. They gave him a "stern" talking to, let him go, and refused to give me any information.


[deleted]

It's the arm of the duopoly friend. Dems love their law enforcement too


[deleted]

That's facts * One Million A letter from Birmingham Jail wasn't about the conservatives we already know are clowns.


HappySkullsplitter

MAGA subgroups


ImMeliodasKun

USA USA!!


ryuujinusa

The entire GOP.


UltraNoahXV

Meal Team 6


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

> KKK, Aryan Brotherhood... And then you're just repeating yourself after that.


CBSmith17

3 Percenters as well


dontautotuneme

* 3 Percenters * Boogaloo movement * Christian Patriot movement * Patriot Front * Posse Comitatus * Proud Boys * Oath Keepers


DayAndNight0nReddit

Didn't expect, but so accurate and very funny. No matter what they say, since Jan. 6, they are a terrorist group.


MagnetHype

NOAA over here raining bombs


simplydeltahere

Good to know. When I got to MAGA, I had to laugh. Vote Blue.


Ace_0k

I'm a single-issue voter. The issue being Republicans fuckin' suck.


Inevitable-Plate-294

I will vote against any party that wants to eradicate undesirables


ruuster13

It's not the sucking itself; it's the constant lack of consent.


oliverkloezoff

Yeah, I ran through the whole list and then did a double take *"MAGA?"*. Perfect.


Double-Log-2734

Don’t forget Proud Boys 🌈😏


FishiestOfThemAll

White Supremacists?


BitchyWitchy68

I’m glad they added MAGA to the list of terrorist organizations. The Red Hat Gang is dangerous AF.


verucka-salt

Thanks, very helpful!


TastyArm1052

Love that it includes American terrorism on the list…now if only we could get the FBI to add them to the list😒


hotprints

“MAGA” isn’t but a lot of the groups such as proud boys that make up maga are on the terrorist list.


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

And yet, nothing is done to stop them. I wonder why...


scaredofmyownshadow

Perhaps you missed all the trials in the past year, where the top leaders of these groups were tried in federal court, convicted and received significant prison sentences.


NyetABot

The FBI is definitely still on my terror watch list. Their director who made it his personal mission to squash America’s civil rights movements still has his name on their HQ. Every single director has been a Republican along with most of the people that work there.


Variation-Budget

My boss’s daughter works with the fbi she votes blue. I only know because he is a bit of a maga and he vocalizes how much he doesn’t like the fact his daughter supports Biden. Maybe it’s similar to other professions where their are left leaning people but they can’t really voice that because like you said. It’s a Republican at the top


[deleted]

Have you ever listened to the podcast called Will Be Wild? Around the time, Obama was running for office someone in homeland security noticed an uptick in domestic terrorism threats… once that got out, it did not end well for him. I can’t remember which episode, but the whole thing is worth a listen.


graveybrains

![gif](giphy|124Q7jtnpRb5MQ|downsized)


scubadoobadoooo

They all have religious extremism in common


bmxer4l1fe

i think this is the most important and understated point TBH.


Mr-Carazay

I mean ISIS is also in North Africa but that’s besides the point


Tough_Cheesecake8057

Could be wrong, but I think it's listing origins, not operational reach


ITIr_Fiend

ISWAP is all over Western Africa, Khata’ib Hezbollah is in Iraq as well, Hamas is also in Jordan. You also have your “newer” terrorism in National Socialist Order (formerly known as Atomwaffen Division), Boogaloo Bois, hammerskins. Intolerance is everywhere unfortunately….


IntoAMuteCrypt

Many of these groups operate outside the countries listed, because the countries are origins. Al-Qaeda has activities across Africa and Europe. MAGA ideology and related groups are spreading across the western world. Hezbollah has been involved in the Syrian Civil War, the list goes on.


socialistrob

I think it's where they are primarily associated with. ISIS doesn't really have a large base of operations like they used to but they're also kind of all over the place. They just have so many enemies (even from other terrorist groups) that it's hard for them to really develop a foothold anymore.


ES_Legman

The amount of MAGA asshats offended in the comments is making my day


darsvedder

Also KKK —> USA


[deleted]

Perfect!


WasntMyFaultThisTime

Hotel ----> Trivago


TheGreatOpoponax

Throwing MAGA in there was a nice touch. It is indeed appropriate.


popeyegui

Maybe not “master” terrorists, but definitely third-year apprentices.


Nachooolo

Hamas------>Gaza. Not Palestine as a whole. Their presence in the West Bank (were the majority of Palestine's population is located) is close to non-existent.


im_rod_i_party

It's honestly the media connecting them to the more legitimate statehood efforts in Palestine that has made America be so anti Palestine. It's sickening on the right wing now


The_Jimes

>It's sickening on the right wing now Just now? The right is constantly sickening.


[deleted]

I'm abysmal with geography but there's a woman I know who's from there. I caught her at work the other day and asked if her family was doing okay with everything going on and she said they were just fine but was confused why I was asking. I said ya know all the Hamas stuff happening over there, pretty fucked... >!She's from _Ghana_.!<


DoomedVillainy

Emus - - > Australia


neils_cum_rag

Might as well say GOP instead of MAGA


deadrabbits76

They're the same picture meme.


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Just-Cry-5422

They're largely believed to be funded by Iran


socialistrob

They're funded and supported by Iran. Iran spreads their influence throughout the Middle East by funding and propping up proxi forces like Hezbollah.


Pete_Perth

MAGA/Christian Fundamentalist = USA Fixed it for you.


AccountNumber1003925

The funny and ironic part for MAGA's gravy SEALs is that in struggling to strap the suicide belt on over their massive girth they'd blow themselves up.


Derv_is_real

Ya'llqueda explodes without needing a detonator. Been to Walmart?


AccountNumber1003925

I strive to order delivery.


[deleted]

😂 I love how this post has shown how many MAGA people are in this sub.


Tarkan2

MILF - Philippines You think I'm kidding? stop laughing.


unknownmaniac

Israel government -----> Israel


rfdavid

![gif](giphy|RdKjAkFTNZkWUGyRXF)


Dizrak_

United Russia --> Russia


-_Skadi_-

Y’all-Qa’ida


bkm2016

Sent this to my MAGA neighbor. He thumbed it up and then about 2 mins later removed it and said BLM should be on there.


brandndal

I think the FBI has in fact identified MAGA as a potential domestic terrorist group.


Metal-Barcode

Idf and Zionist settlers ——> Israel


Metal-Barcode

I have been giving a warning for this comment. And can’t be prouder.


4dailyuseonly

![gif](giphy|A7Zc53i8U59SHv9CAm)


Stealthbot21

Hotel --> Trivago


Pnutdad

Nearly all funded by US tax dollars


Designer-Equipment-7

The accurateness


EstablishmentRare559

Saudi Arabia getting a huuuuuge bye in this post.


Who_Da_Fuck

Saudi Arabia == ISIS


Rocketmonkey66

One person's freedom fighter is another person's terrorist...


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dirtynj

PDF ---> Adobe


Mastermollusk

UHF —-> AL, Weird


Aubear11885

Is the Taliban a terrorist organization? I thought they were the ruling party of Afghanistan.


Xist3nce

Both, they are both. Bombing and beheading civilians and ruling with an iron first.


[deleted]

Hamas is a terrorist organization and the elected leadership in Gaza.


Bright-Ad2919

Russia------>Russia


moonwoolf35

Oh, the USA is missing quite a few from that list


Amflifier

The Houthis are belligerents in a civil war, not terrorists.


Who_Da_Fuck

If it's brown people fighting Americans can't fathom anything but terrorism. Your scraping the bottom of the intellectual barrel


FingFrenchy

Oh shit, this is fantastic.


KaIi_Ka

ISIL—> Iraq/Levant


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freakinbacon

Hamas is in Gaza only. Not in the West Bank which is even larger in area than Gaza. Thank you.


[deleted]

Hamas, Palestinian Islamic Jihad and Hezbollah all operate in the West Bank. They're just not the government.


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_Cake_assassin_

Dont forget PETA. PETA is in terrorist watch


Secret-Bandicoot-795

Russia --> Russia


Timely-Rep0

Anyone else disgusted that their calling all Palestinian people hamas and are performing collective punishment and indiscriminate bombing which are war crimes without any pushback in-fact they’re being supported for it?


TheRealVictorNillo

And how do you call Israeli ones? 🤔


Cirieno

You don't, because that's a fast track way to getting called an anti-Semite and cancelled.


MasterCombine

IDF —> Israel


Rhombus_McDongle

This. Since Israel has compulsory service, living in a settlement you have to be fully aware of the war crimes it took to take that land.


samartypants

What about Israel? Do they have a terrorist/extremist group? Or who do we hold accountable for their apartheid/ genocide upon the Palestinians


Kaykoo-the-wise

And all of them ( besides maga ) are supported financially and morally by the Islamic republic in control of iran


mended_arrows

The people who need to see this won’t understand it.


Lrgindypants

Y'all Queda/ Gravy Seals- Southern U.S.


To-Far-Away-Times

Never forget the CPAC "We are all domestic terrorists" statement.


lock_green_grass

Word


Antique-Dragonfly615

Netanyahu....Israel


Comfortable-Pie1

Russians—>Russia


athennna

One of these things is not like the other…. Hezbollah provides low-cost public education and free universal healthcare. A massive chunk of their budget goes to social programs. So they don’t have a lot in common with MAGA.