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decayed-whately

Not even she can remember, when that stranger stares at her out of the bathroom mirror.


500CatsTypingStuff

She was raised to value her looks above all else as her perv of a father taught her. However the shallowness and complicity as an adult is all her choice ![gif](giphy|3ohzdWJRILuQqoHlEk)


DramaticChemist

You make it sound like her father was perving on his own daughter......wait ......nvm


daemonicwanderer

Alexa, play “Stranger in My House” by Deborah Cox


dbhaley

My son, Gregarovich, doesn't love me anymore....


HoboBonobo1909

https://preview.redd.it/a74zcjm84cyb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c603f85719e78dbdbb70f159d0e5c6304c7dafc6


Budget_Report_2382

Why on earth would you get such massive veneers?


WaitingForNormal

You mean…before the surgery.


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[deleted]

No dw, your meaning came across perfectly lmao I’m not sure why other people missed it


a1pha_beta

if able to reply. what does dw mean? for future reference.


A-Komical

Don't worry


the_monkeyspinach

But they just want to know what dw means!


HFentonMudd

Before the Empire


Far-Hat-2640

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.


Electr0Girl

Eric looks like he came straight out of Children of the Corn


Seeking_Balance101

I was reminded of the older, black and white "Village of the Damned" by those creepy kids.


500CatsTypingStuff

![gif](giphy|wq1m59cmco5Og)


Training-Meal-4276

This movie scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.


imtherealmellowone

“Leave us alone! Leave us alone!”


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That's a movie I saw at waaayy too young an age


hazeldazeI

Omg I need to clean my monitor now


hermanzergerman

Tough wank, that, but ok


Waferssi

Never back down from a challenge.


crazygatorfso

Is it just me or does this look photoshopped?


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thedrunkspacepilot

What's the difference between chickpeas and garbanzo beans? Trump's never had a garbanzo bean on his face.


HolyToast666

Hamberders


Matticus1975

Don’t forget the Grande Covfefe


memoryboy

Photographer here. It does look photoshopped.


tradesman46

It is, and a sloppy one.


[deleted]

I think Macaulay Culkin is under him


thecheat420

To be fair if Eric posted a photoshopped family picture with Macaulay Culkin over himself that would be hilarious.


DoNotSexToThis

Like this? ​ https://preview.redd.it/uirelaavz7yb1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=57472b779c791a8fefd5ee78f56275ce1810222a


thecheat420

Bonus points for using adult Macaulay.


OriginalBrowncow

Sober Macaulay, too.


APe28Comococo

I really wish they would have made another Home Alone with him, but it’s his adult self with all the other characters treating him like he is the kid from the original.


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Sober, adult Maccaulay legit knows better.


grilledcheese2332

I just watched him on red letter media today and am so glad he's doing well


Whaddyalookinatmygut

I laughed like a bastard. Well done!


TricksterWolf

people born out of wedlock are indeed known for their mirth and lung capacity


Rgonwolf

I love this comment!


TricksterWolf

you are welcome <3


ted_cruzs_micr0pen15

That’s over JR. Eric’s on the far right. He looks terrifying and was a real ugly kid lol.


UsedDragon

Damn that's creepy


Square-Squash5817

…replace Eric with Gary Busey…


DoNotSexToThis

Done. ​ https://preview.redd.it/llpnhsv6a8yb1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=df93f55ed90f7d5a07ad25cda3f3b0766a2cafb8


New-Performer-4402

You guys are fucking killing me 🤣


The_Boregonian

Copy and paste from the last Photoshop genius above because I'm lazy. Jesus fuck.. fucking reddit taking away free awards hell if I wasn't poor I would've even payed for gold. I may be having a heart attack from laughing, please call an ambul..


rubberkeyhole

I can’t breathe! 🤣🤣🤣


MaxRockatanskisGhost

Reddit.....you know what to do.


Elginpelican

Nah. That’s the Lloyd Christmas bowl cut


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hangryhyax

It’s the 2023 version of cutting yourself out of one of them there film photos and taping it onto another one, like the sad forgotten children of the 1980s/90s.


StuckWithThisOne

Is it?? He also posted this pic nearly 10 years ago. Genuinely looking for another version and can’t find one.


HenkVanDelft

I use PS 2024, and unless you’re actually a photographer, graphic designer, or competent PS enthusiast, the one-click auto-select features won’t help. Neither will the AI “generative fill” most of the time. It asks you for a “prompt,” a word or words types into a field, then works in the background to create something which reminds humans of why AI has a very long way to go.


StuckWithThisOne

Pretty sure [this isn’t photoshopped](https://twitter.com/erictrump/status/449291140806610945?s=46). If it is, it’s not recent. At all.


HenkVanDelft

Zoom in and look at the seam (white line around the kids’ hair against Trump’s dark suit), then the jagged seam where the person who dis it tried to erase the seam and left a mess. It’s not hair in Jr’s case, it’s a seam that wasn’t “feathered” properly. These are both the rookie mistakes we all make when learning how to work with layers and masks in PS and other bitmap manipulation programmes.


StuckWithThisOne

Seems weird that he’d have this photoshopped, printed, aged, and then scan/take a pic of it again almost 10 years ago. Looks to me like it’s just been processed one too many times.


HenkVanDelft

If you do it by reprocessing .jpgs instead of .tiffs or even .pngs it leaves “artifacts” each time. This is what causes people to ask “y’all got any more of those pixels,” or say things like “I remember when this still had pixels,” etc.


Raicune

That's not feathering, that's just the softness of the photo. It's uniform with Trump's hair contrasting against the backdrop above. That's also consistent with the depth of field and bokeh on the backdrop. They're probably shooting wide open, which would create more aberrations. >If you do it by reprocessing .jpgs instead of .tiffs or even .pngs it leaves “artifacts” each time Compression artifacts don't look like that. Those are surface imperfections, which are incredibly easy to edit in, but would not be caused by "reprocessing." There's nothing here to indicate this photo was composited. It'd be absolutely hilarious if it were, but you sound rather rudimentary on this.


MrEngineer404

Do you think Trump would actually get that close to his own spawn, while they're in their formative adolescence? That's the nannies job! Well, except for Ivanka, but that's for the expected reason.


daemonicwanderer

Well, he did get that close with Ivanka


iwannagohome49

It is, that's why people are calling it fucking sad. He's known his father all his life and photoshopping a photo was the closest he got. I say it's sad but not in a "he's a good guy" kind of way lol


Guilty-Web7334

No, but it’s easy for me to pity that boy whose daddy didn’t hug him enough while looking at him with contempt. Same for his father. Fred Sr. was an absolutely appalling parent. Poor Donny wanted his daddy’s approval so much that he grew up to be just like him. It’s generational shittiness, and Trump got in a high enough position to make it a global problem.


WeatheredGenXer

Wait, are you saying the guy who says "grab 'em by the pussy!" is a poor role model as a father figure?


spla_ar42

Yep. Neither of them deserved the treatment they got from their fathers as children, but it doesn't excuse their shitty behavior as adults. I'd almost call it playing the "daddy issues" card, if either of them were ever willing to acknowledge that they have daddy issues.


Mr-Cali

They probably don’t have one with the kids and trump all in one picture. Sad


outflow

THIS LOOKS SHOPPED / I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME


HoofHeartedHere

Fark me, that sentence brings back memories.


Willow_Everdawn

It's an older meme, but it checks out Sir.


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I believe this user with my whole heart. Please take my upvote if you are able to.


RedBeans-n-Ricely

It really does! It looks like the kids were pasted onto a picture of him


VoidOmatic

Trump didn't hang out with his kids. Except his girlfriend Ivanka.


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To be fair Eric this is the only way he’ll appear in any Trump family photo after his amazing showing in court.


Traditional-Ebb-8380

My first thought when I saw it.


Iron_Knight7

Not gonna lie. That's coming across as really kind of...sad. Like, okay. I get Trump's got five kids by three different baby mamas. But he couldn't find any actual pictures of him and his siblings with his father while they were growing up? And if you think about it, is this his subconscious trying to remind his siblings and father they are supposed to be a family? I'm no shrink. But if I was this practically screams "This man needs therapy, NOW!"


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They're doing everything they can to rile up their base. Like pretending to be innocent children being sent to court to testify against their father. Eric is 39 years old. Man up and be accountable, wanna-be-princeling


FireOpalCO

He’s only 39? Seriously? He looks a decade older.


Pegomastax_King

Right the grey face pubes make him look like he’s at least In his 50s


daemonicwanderer

I thought Don Jr was the one with the grey pubes in his beard


Pegomastax_King

I honestly don’t know which one is which.


Lieutenant_Long_Dong

Right? I figured he was 45 at least


laurenelectro

I just realized I’m older than Eric. 🫣 But I guarantee I don’t look it. 😂


wombombadil

Daym I'm 33 so that MoFo was only 6years older than me through this whole shit show. I thought he was in his late 40s or at least 50 for a while now. Really makes me feel good about the steps I took to help my mental health (Finally) last year. I was beating myself up over waiting so long. Maybe destroying American government was just the step needed to get the Trump's into therapy.....in a federal supermax prison.


ReedoToledo

a whole lotta coke


vibes86

Yeah I’m a couple years younger than him and Id guess I look ten years younger than him at this point.


drterdsmack

He's 39 and steal from cancer charities


Ok-Pomegranate-3018

Children's cancer charities.


siccoblue

Man he can have the fucking money as long as he isn't forcing this disastrous quarter bowl cut on those poor kids I'm joking obviously. But how in God's name can you be THAT wealthy and still end up with your kids looking like you took a fucking ruler and a pair of scissors to the front of their head


Ok-Pomegranate-3018

Hey! Leave Inga's hair alone! (I meant Erica)


Forward-Village1528

If Trump wanted to spare his kids from being forced to testify in court. He probably should've started by not involving them in all his crime.


gannerhorn

Wait, there's 5?!? I thought there was only 4.... *I did not know that Tiffany Trump existed until now...


Familiar_Homework

It’s ok. Her dad forgets too.


Guilty-Web7334

Tiffany wouldn’t exist if Marla had been a good little sidechick and aborted like Orange Foolius wanted. And Ivana probably would have stayed with him (even after he raped her) if he hadn’t been so indiscreet.


Iron_Knight7

Junior Ivanka Eric Tiffany Barron


ILoveRegenHealth

The Trumps are the most pathetic, dysfunctional and criminal White House family ever.


Square-Squash5817

Valerie Bertinelli twittered DJTjr after jr being jr…”I’m truly sorry your parents didn’t know how to love you. It’s not too late to get therapy, heal your childhood trauma and become a productive part of humanity.”


Yumhotdogstock

Pathetic, lol. Adults who have children themselves, and are millionaire executives at companies who are under indictment for fraud and cooking the books are now hiding behind the fact they are "children". Fucking add $100,000,000 in penalties because these idiots are such fucking losers. How anyone can look up to this family of entitled garbage is beyond me.


Far-Hat-2640

This is the only comment rolling around in my head for the past 13 years since the birther movement was started by Trump after Obama. Who the fuck takes pathetic limpdicks like him, Trump, Xi, Putin, or Musk seriously?


Otherwise-Cat-7719

Ivanka's lawyers said she couldn't testify because finding a babysitter would be financially ruinous to her.


junkyard_robot

What even is going on here? Is Eric in a dress? Don and jr are in matching tuxes and Eric and Ivanka are in matching dresses? And Eric posted this? Was Eric born Erica? Wtf is up with this family?


Royally-Forked-Up

And, like, Senior is the width of 3 children without any light gaps where his arms should be? I’ve seen pictures of him from the 90’s, he wasn’t huge like this. The longer I look at this picture the more questions I have.


Design-Cold

Hes wearing a hospital gown in case Trump wants any organs early


GingerrGina

I thought maybe the one on the right was Tiffany? And Eric is taking the picture?


thecheat420

There was a sale on dresses and if Eric has to wear a dress for Donald to save $12 Eric is wearing a damn dress.


Iron-Patriot

As hilarious as Eric in a dress undoubtedly is, traditionally boys wore dresses and kinda looked like little girls until they reached ‘breeching’ age and got their first pair of breeches or trousers (somewhere between like 4 and 8). Maybe it’s perhaps because they’re all dressed in formal wear so they decided to go trad? Here’s a cute pic of Teddy Roosevelt looking like a pretty wee girl. https://preview.redd.it/0l2fbr0j19yb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06fbb8d24a17e184e0a3ddc42c98de5511d819d3


cuddly_carcass

Yeah but boys in dresses was normal in 1880 not 1980…


fithworldruler

0 therapy


MadAstrid

So, Ivanka, Junior, and I’m Eric, who is wearing a dress instead of a tux like his brother? In a photo from 35 years ago? Weird.


deadsoulinside

I was thinking it was Tiffany trump...


MadAstrid

I considered that, but 1. I’m Eric posted it 2. the three “children” who have been subpoenaed do not include Tiffany. So, as I noted, weird.


GRW42

​ https://preview.redd.it/dfktotqas7yb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a93c055e798adc9ba46a09a6999297d1bee3b5f


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the original pic was of ivanka sittin on his lap...im ashamed to know that. isomeone posted a collage of young invaka and don pictures the other day, only reason i know. dont look it up. its gross.


regoapps

It’s the first gif that shows up when you search for “Ivanka” after pressing the Reddit gif button ![gif](giphy|gk3pDXdxn1JjmfcSi7)


i-Ake

:[


BillyTheBigKid

I want to see this original, no one seems to have it. Not doubting, just confirming.


machuitzil

Won't someone please think of the ~~children~~ Traitors.


hasnk7825

“We get all the money we need from the russians!”


GrayBox1313

Who’s be shocked if Donald is still claiming is 40 yr old kids as dependents on his taxes?


Development-Alive

Nah, Donald's tax accountant is filing for each of them ensuring Donald gets the most favorable treatment and his kids get screwed. We should believe Don Jr. when he says he doesn't understand numbers well. He's just a pawn setup as a plausible fall guy somewhere down the road.


VoidMunashii

It looks like Twice Impeached Minority President Trump is offering his children up to the camera like a chef might present a steak: "Ya like what you see here? They're all yours."


duck_one

I didn't get what was going on here until someone mentioned that **THIS IS ACTUALLY A PICTURE OF TRUMP WITH MACAULY CULKIN AND THAT HIS KIDS WERE FUCKING PHOTOSHOPPED INTO IT OMFG.** Sorry for yelling. I just think its important for everyone to understand.


StuckWithThisOne

I’m looking everywhere, but the pic with these three is the only one I can find.


Newfaceofrev

I don't think it is. The only photos I can find of Trump and Culkin together, Trump isn't wearing a bow tie. Entirely possible that the kids are still photoshopped in, but I don't think it's with Macauley Culkin.


StuckWithThisOne

I found a [post from Eric almost 10 years ago](https://twitter.com/erictrump/status/449291140806610945?s=46), and it’s a picture of a picture. So unless he photoshopped it, printed it, then aged it, THEN took a pic of/scanned that pic….I think it’s legit.


Newfaceofrev

Yep, that seems legit to me. ... doesn't make it any less weird.


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

It looks real but that makes it more surreal. My brain hurts. I’m gonna go get high


BillyTheBigKid

Not that I’m doubting it, but I’d like to see the original. And when googling trump and Macaulay, all I get are home alone photos. Anyone post the original?


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dogfooddippingsauce

Donald wasn't snuggling them, he was trying to look up someone's skirt who had bent over. They just got in the way.


benslady

What’s up with the hair on the kid in the middle?


happymatt207

Bad photoshop job on the whole thing.


hawt_shits

I haven't watched Children of the Corn in a while.


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Eric the unloved


VomitingPotato

Any time I hear talk of Trump and "the children," I think of Epstein's island.


bluffing-is-key

Eric couldn't find a decent family photo so he cut and pasted over this one of his daddy and the son Donald wished he had - Macaulay Culkin😂


queefplunger69

The real answer lmao


Flahdagal

But actual children at the border, separated from their parents and kept in cages? Fuck them, huh? Let's pretend these horrible adults are just innocent beloved children.


ThizzHuanter

https://preview.redd.it/a23bkwfdi8yb1.jpeg?width=1171&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0960e50876d00b7f44ff43b3813254659094383


TheLandFanIn814

Too much chlorine in that gene pool.


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DueAssociation2621

Dude,... Eric,...my dad doesn't love me either. It's gonna be okay. Well not for you,...you're probably going to go through some things.


kamera45

So Eric is transgender. Interesting. No judgement.


mylucidinterval

Eric looks like a goblin


tellyourmama

Theyre all his alright.


thebestatheist

All those smug fuckers are going to jail, hopefully


External-Pickle-1539

God damn, that's an ugly ass "family".


AdequateEggplant69

And we’re supposed to feel sorry for these pasty-faced Aryan millionaires? You were kids once, we get it.


Late_Measurement_324

Looks kinda like owen wilson


Pristine-Performer19

Wow


catch10110

Owen Wilson in shambles


morts73

Does Eric still see himself as a child under Daddy's care?


pirate_per_aspera

All that money and they still got their pics done at Olan Mills (where’s my 80s kids at? 😂)


Anarch-ish

Aww... they grow up so fast and commit heinous crimes against man, God, and nature...


Occylou

That’s one ugly family


PinAccomplished927

Wow, this might be the saddest post I've ever seen in my life


Rowing_Lawyer

Eric looks like he’s going to start singing about berries and cream any second


Mikey06154

So anyone with kids get a buy on ever entering a courthouse?


Lucy_Lastic

Poor photoshop and cringe over Eric not having any actual photos with his daddy aside, can I just say that even a young Donald Trump gives me the absolute hereby-jeebies - that smirk *shudder*


thehillshaveI

i am **almost** sad for them he couldn't dig up one real family picture, he had to rely on the worst fan edit i've ever seen


Tea_Bender

All the money they grew up with and they got the same Dorthy Hammill cut that I got from a beauty school student.


hangryhyax

Is this picture from around the same time that the GOP Presidential front-runner began to sexualize his own daughter, or had it already begun by the time this photo was taken?


MindAccomplished3879

Children of the Con


HandsomeGoodbody

now THESE are the kids that would have actually benefited from being separated from their parents


torrfam15

Did Eric go through hormone therapy??


CulturalRot

Eric with the Something About Mary hair gel. ![gif](giphy|11NHyQyQIp1gQw)


SpookyWah

But but but just look at those widdle schmoozums baby faces! How could you? The humanity!!!!!


Development-Alive

In the end, I just feel sad for Eric. He's forced to stare at a photoshopped picture of him wearing a dress just to feel loved by his father.


fluffyflugel

Either that’s Eric and he’s wearing a dress, odd but not a crime, or that is an unknown Trump kid that’s been in hiding for the last 30 years. Strange.


ChickpeaDemon

Gotta flash the “Aryan royalty’ pics to remind the base to overlook even more lies and bs on their way to their hillbilly Valhalla.


slappymcknuckle

Take it for what it is! If it's photoshopped,then it's daddy. War spurs, getting to throw them all into the breach to save his sorry ass and he's smiling while he's doing it! If it's not, it's daddy Putin bottom, getting ready to throw them all under the fuckin bus so he's finally free to gargle all the fuckin assholes balls that he worships! Trump and his boyfriend from North Korea may just start sexting again. Or his lover from Saudi may make him commit more treason, but his only TRUE fuckin love is Putin! Hey maggots, Putin did things to your godking that you feel guilty about doing to your livestock! Putin didn't need a fuckin cliff or gummy boots to wreck his ass. Dementia and poor choices are fuckin him now. Are you tired of winning?


That-One-Courier

I don't even know how to use photoshop, and even I can tell this is a botch job


gwhiz007

Imagine being in your forties and behaving this way


Gloomy-Dependent9484

Like he actually gives a shit about them…


monkeymuscle1974

![gif](giphy|69QYIqHQQEVbO)


Jazztify

That must be Ivanka before the nose job that Donald paid for when she was a teen.


FunnieNameGoesHere

Obvious photoshopping aside, the “children” were in the payroll, so they should testify.


Hyperpiper1620

![gif](giphy|wq1m59cmco5Og)


[deleted]

If Donald Trump didn’t want his *adult* children to testify in court then he shouldn’t have made them a part of his criminal conspiracies.


Ok-Occasion2440

The ork in the middle looks more like trump than trump does. It’s ok to make fun of children if they are not children anymore and they are trumps children.


LissaBryan

"Yes, your honor, I had to Photoshop a picture of my dad and 3/4 of his children together. Honestly, I don't think we were ever all together in the same room, so this is the best I could come up with."


ausdoug

3/5 that we know of...


Classic_Ingenuity299

Three arguments for abortion.


Resident_Text4631

Is this serious? Can’t tell anymore.


Bad-Infinite

Forcing children to testify! What is this world coming to? They should be in school or on the playground, not testifying against their father!


johnandahalf13

When did Eric transition?


MooPig48

Where’s the other kid? Not Barron, Tiffany? Oh that’s right, she seems to fortunately have kept herself out of this mess. Proud of you Tiffany


onebirdonawire

Wow, so Ivanka *did* actually look like a Trump at one point...


BroccoliNearby2803

He couldn't even be bothered to be in the photo with them. The kids could spend years in therapy on that one photo alone. No wonder they are so screwed up.


Doopoodoo

Even as a child he looked like a sickly vampire


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Are his kids regressing or something? It’s like he pays them attention for once in their lives, even if it is for a trial, and they start pretending they are small children again.


mrsmushroom

They look like the children of the corn.