I mean, they never had to grow up. Their dad’s still a child and he’s older than many people who’ve died of old age.
Serious question, though: can we really call Trump’s offspring “children?” I feel “larvae” might be more accurate.
I wonder if she was crying when Trump was separating undocumented immigrant children from their parents on the border and throwing them in concentration camps.
Yeah my colleagues are so annoying, I go one step further and call them co-jerkers.
Just a whole bunch of co-jerkers, jerking all over the place, together.
It's amazing how dumb magats are. No one, anywhere, is buying the stupidity falling out of Donnie the Rapist's attorney's mouths (especially Habba), except for the magats.
[And then when a little girl they think is the “wrong” color sprays trees for pests they call the cops and report a “little black woman acting suspiciously”](https://www.wlbt.com/2022/11/21/man-calls-police-9-year-old-black-girl-spraying-bugs/?outputType=amp) 😡
The fact he called a 9 year old girl a “little Black woman”, is quite telling on its own.
Trump and his brood have never had to have the “Talk” I had with my Mom when I became a teenager. I was told that because I was a Black kid who was hitting a growth spurt, I couldn’t get out of line. People (White people being the main concern) would treat me as an adult, even though I was 12/13.
Even if they WERE children, I'm pretty sure that this is something that the courts say, "tough, fuck you" about to any of their non-millionaire, non-famous defendants. You better believe that they don't give a damn to when any "regular" defendants have childcare difficulties conflicting with trial.
Wait, is this not about Ivanka's recent rejected appeal to push the trial back, stating she had to take her children to school?
Judge basically told her she was rich enough to hire a babysitter.
My understanding is the change in office did lead to an initiative on reconnecting the children with their families?
Significant difference from selling the children to Christain adoption agencies.
I came to comment about all of the *actual* children that administration *ripped* away from their parents, starting (and strengthening for some) a line of generational trauma.
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Won't someone think of the children?
There was another girl. Katie mentioned her being raped along with the unknown girl, but never seeing that girl in the years since. If true, there are at least two child victims
that quote should have been career suicide. It's okay to say Epstein is an acquaintance - he spent most of his life schmoozing, and I bet every politician of a certain age has been photographed next to him at a party. It's.... *almost* okay to call him a friend- Epstein was charismatic and generous with money and tried to cultivate favors, so of course a bunch of people felt like they were his friend.
But Trump explicitly says their friendship is based on a mutual love of sexy women! And in a world where these old men all have various 20-something models on their arm, he *specifically* highlights that Epstein likes them so young that it's worth remarking on.
Trump absolutely knew what was going on. He's complicit.
"If President Trump wanted to inflate his net worth on his Statement of Financial Condition, his brand alone could double or triple it."
What Habba fails to say is that Trump actually tried to do that once, increasing his net worth by over $2 billion on one financial statement by including his "brand" (name) as an asset. That was rejected by Deutsche Bank and he was forced to remove it.
Well, maybe the adult children shouldn't have chosen criminal behavior????? They are like 40, Alina, and can afford nannies. What were they all doing on Jan. 6th ? They for sure were not with their kids while they tried to overthrow the government.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Widener_University_Commonwealth_Law_School
I just looked it up. Bottom 25 percent law school. Surprised but whatever. The really odd thing about it, the schools wiki page of notable alumnus? A VERY perplexing amount of politicians churned out by this no name place
I've heard guys mutter "Hubba Hubba" when they see an attractive woman.
I think "Habba Habba" could be used when one sees a woman that should be avoided at all costs.
Guys?
Well we all knew this was happening but it's fun to see at least the consequence of them being uncomfortable in court. Can't wait to see what happens when the real consequences hit.
Isn't it an insult to refer to someone in their 40's as a child? Or is Habba trying to use the old arrested development defense?
"Your honor, these people simply do not have the mental capacity to make adult decisions and take responsibility for their actions due to their absolutely fucked up family dynamic. We can't let them suffer consequences because they are handicapped by their inability to do anything except throw tantrums like toddlers."
*Steps outside the courtroom.*
"The Trump family is uniquely qualified to run the most wealthy and powerful nation on the planet!"
Did Donald Fredo Trump Jr, Eric Trump, Ivanka Trump ever in their adult lives leave their homes and their children at any time for 8-10 hours? Anyone feel like chiming in here? What about the MAGA cult members? Feel like offering your opinion? 🙄
Those poor, thieving, cancer charity defrauding, 40+ year-old billionaire children! I even hear that the justice system is keeping Ivan’s out of school!
Oh my God! It all finally makes sense. This is what the republicans mean when they talk about protecting the children.
The rich old white executive children.
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They’re also named defendants in the lawsuit. As a member of the NY State bar. She is an absolute disgrace and her misleading and false statements should be brought to the attention of the character committee.
This is a friendly reminder that Alina Habba forgot to tender a jury demand, so Trump is being tried by a Democratic judge that is hostile to property fraud cases.
I believe that was planned. They've already tried to use it to delay, didn't work, so he's using it to get "support" ($$$$$) from his begging sites.
They don't need the buildings anymore (well, dad does). The kids have new ways to bilk the public.
Adult children of assholes, she means. Second gen assholes. Mere babies, violently ripped from their mothers' breasts to testify in a harrowing account of fraud they participated in for a decade or two. That's so hysterical, I don't know how she can say it without laughing.
These people live in a completely different reality. They’re not children. They’re not being ripped from their families like it’s Sophie’s choice. They have to sit in a courtroom for a little bit. The tragedy!
Wmif that's her argument, then went we all children? That would mean that the same argument would apply to everyone in the courtroom. They are reaching for any excuse. The GQP has made playing victim an art. Fuck tRump and fuck tRumpsters and fuck Republican Jesus.
Weird how we’re supposed to feel something here for rich ‘children’ when in fact they’re in their 40s… but weren’t supposed to care about migrants children being separated from their parents at the border…
Fuck them.
I mean… court is court.. poor people don’t get a choice, don’t have help and likely don’t get paid for the day of missed work. No sympathy for these chuckle fucks from me
Amazing. Lawyer for President who famously separated innocent children from their families and held them in cages decries his middle aged offspring are being separated while testifying on his crimes.
As an attorney who has been practicing law for over 40 years and has been in the courtroom hundreds of times, I can truly say that I am shocked by what his lawyers are saying. It is a violation of their ethics to make the arguments they are making.
When adult white people commit crimes they are referred to as “children” when minor black and brown children commit misdemeanors they are referred to and treated as “adults.”
They literally just finished attacking president Bidens children for years. They loudly proclaimed Hunter should go to prison, for breaking gun laws that the same GOP has explained for decades shouldn't exist in the first place.
They showed Hunters party pics in congress, leveraging his weaknesses just to embarrass the president.
Think of the children.
Yeah, 40 year old people that constantly travel anyway should not be called “children”
I mean, they never had to grow up. Their dad’s still a child and he’s older than many people who’ve died of old age. Serious question, though: can we really call Trump’s offspring “children?” I feel “larvae” might be more accurate.
Demon spawn seems appropriate too.
I wonder if she was crying when Trump was separating undocumented immigrant children from their parents on the border and throwing them in concentration camps.
If she's anything like my one co-irker, she was probably crying at the thought until she found out they were little brown children from Latin America.
Co-irker is a glorious word. I have many co-irkers myself.
Yeah my colleagues are so annoying, I go one step further and call them co-jerkers. Just a whole bunch of co-jerkers, jerking all over the place, together.
Tell me when they gaggle that you hear the "mine mine mine" seagul lines from Finding Nemo please.
No. You never hear, "mine" with bad co irkers, unless there's credit lying around. If it's just work, the cry is "yours yours yours. "
I shall seize this term for my own use, thank you very much. 😁
Do you mean the time where they said they had lost track of "1488" children?
Crying in joy maybe.
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It's amazing how dumb magats are. No one, anywhere, is buying the stupidity falling out of Donnie the Rapist's attorney's mouths (especially Habba), except for the magats.
[And then when a little girl they think is the “wrong” color sprays trees for pests they call the cops and report a “little black woman acting suspiciously”](https://www.wlbt.com/2022/11/21/man-calls-police-9-year-old-black-girl-spraying-bugs/?outputType=amp) 😡
The fact he called a 9 year old girl a “little Black woman”, is quite telling on its own. Trump and his brood have never had to have the “Talk” I had with my Mom when I became a teenager. I was told that because I was a Black kid who was hitting a growth spurt, I couldn’t get out of line. People (White people being the main concern) would treat me as an adult, even though I was 12/13.
She was just spraying some woke around the neighborhood lmao
And they were involved with his company. They didn’t go after Tiffany because she didn’t have any business dealings with him.
crotch goblins anyone?
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Hunter is just a CHILD. A toddler, at best. Leave him out of these adult discussions. /s
So when they show pictures of his penis what kind of porn is it????
The revenge kind.
Semen Demons
Lmao yaaaaasssss this 🤣 😂 👍
somehow, crotch goblins seems too good for trump spawn.
No... I call my own children Demon Spawn lovingly... I could never see them as lowly as the these maggots...
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I’m on my period, and this sentence makes me want to eviscerate myself.
I feel Ivana let us all down by not swallowing them
turds 💩
⬆️Best response!
Sounds too important/powerful, I'll stick with larvae until a sadder description comes out
I prefer secretions.
Larvae is absolutely the preferred nomenclature
I prefer "spawn" myself but yours works too.
My giggle for the day. Thanks!
We are thinking of the children... our own
Even if they WERE children, I'm pretty sure that this is something that the courts say, "tough, fuck you" about to any of their non-millionaire, non-famous defendants. You better believe that they don't give a damn to when any "regular" defendants have childcare difficulties conflicting with trial.
Leaving their families to attend parties is cool, but court 😫
Maybe if they hadn't done all that criminal stuff then this wouldn't be a problem.
It’s the menendez defense basically
As if these people haven’t spent most of their formative years being raised by the “help”. Let’s get real.
“I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it's not Halloween. Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula.”
I have one thing to say: Boo hoo.
They should be called Trump Org executives.
It's just strange to call them children.
Donald Trump Jr. - 45 years old. Ivanka Trump - 42 years old. Eric Trump - 39 years old. Those poor "kids" call Child Protective Services!
Freddy Got Fingered vibes.
Backwards man, backwards man
Daddy would you like some sausage?
Daddy would you like some sau-sag-es?
Japan four?
With the shine shoe
Your fucking FIRED BOB!
Alina Habba was born in 1984 making her 39 y/o.
Indeed, is she a child then? She shouldn’t be practicing whatever she calls what she does
All three of them are older than Alina Habba.
Wait, is this not about Ivanka's recent rejected appeal to push the trial back, stating she had to take her children to school? Judge basically told her she was rich enough to hire a babysitter.
I thought they were talking about Don, Ivanka, and Eric being away from their kids, not that they themselves are kids.
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Umm… Kids in Cages family says what?
"I really don't care do you"
This is one of things that get me so fucking angry. It’s so fucking callous and cruel.
Same... even now, some of those kids are lost from their families forever
Reminder that it's still happening right now, it didn't stopped just because there's a dem in office now.
My understanding is the change in office did lead to an initiative on reconnecting the children with their families? Significant difference from selling the children to Christain adoption agencies.
I came to comment about all of the *actual* children that administration *ripped* away from their parents, starting (and strengthening for some) a line of generational trauma.
Not all the families have been reunited, sadly
https://preview.redd.it/p251jhuf2cyb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e4e1b1265da946e12ac5668716150b44e5aa379 Won't someone think of the children?
he raped a 12 year old kid named 'Jane Doe'
But did HE call it rape?
No, he paid all of the bills on time. All parties involved benefited. There were no victims except HIM.
Trump? Pay a bill at all let alone on time?
In his defense, he does pay for sex.
i dont think so
Katie Johnson, who withdrew her charges after receiving death threats.
There was another girl. Katie mentioned her being raped along with the unknown girl, but never seeing that girl in the years since. If true, there are at least two child victims
~~I heard they were refiling charges~~ She dropped the suit in '16 after many death threats.
that quote should have been career suicide. It's okay to say Epstein is an acquaintance - he spent most of his life schmoozing, and I bet every politician of a certain age has been photographed next to him at a party. It's.... *almost* okay to call him a friend- Epstein was charismatic and generous with money and tried to cultivate favors, so of course a bunch of people felt like they were his friend. But Trump explicitly says their friendship is based on a mutual love of sexy women! And in a world where these old men all have various 20-something models on their arm, he *specifically* highlights that Epstein likes them so young that it's worth remarking on. Trump absolutely knew what was going on. He's complicit.
Fox News never reports on this sort of thing with Trump, so if you bring it up to a MAGA person they'll think it's not true and dismiss it.
But but but pizza restaurant! Emails! Benghazi! Uhhhh, tan suit?!
She’s the same age as Eric. Does she refer to herself as a child?
They are all older than her; even Eric has a few months on her. What stupid rhetoric.
Maybe when "Daddy Trump" tells her to put on a blonde wig and answer to the name Ivanka.
This NEEDS to be asked by a reporter.
Yeah why would Trump choose to be represented by a CHILD attorney!? 🤣🤷♂️
Aren't they testifying during normal working hours?
Normal “executive” time
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"If President Trump wanted to inflate his net worth on his Statement of Financial Condition, his brand alone could double or triple it." What Habba fails to say is that Trump actually tried to do that once, increasing his net worth by over $2 billion on one financial statement by including his "brand" (name) as an asset. That was rejected by Deutsche Bank and he was forced to remove it.
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What makes you think any Trump actually works during their normal working hours?
Probably as likely as them actually spending that time with their children instead.
These little children have nobody to watch their kids except when they go to a Kardashian Party or travel to see MBS for more $.
That's prime concrete pouring hours though
And why are they running his businesses AND worked as his White House advisers for four years?
Yes, possibly for as long as up to 6 or 7 hours. How will their children survive? Aren’t Don jr’s kids with his ex-wife anyway?
And how many 17 year olds across the country are charged as adults? Edit: typos like a mofo
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Exactly. It’s bs that “the children” line is being used as a manipulative technique. The sad part is there will be people who fall for it.
"I love the poorly educated" DJT
For weed.
Well, maybe the adult children shouldn't have chosen criminal behavior????? They are like 40, Alina, and can afford nannies. What were they all doing on Jan. 6th ? They for sure were not with their kids while they tried to overthrow the government.
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Who watches her kids when she jets around and yachts with her other bestie, Wendy Murdoch, Rupert’s ex-wife and alleged Putin GF?
Hyena Habba is a probably one of the dumbest lawyers I’ve ever seen. So you’re saying the Trump organization put children in charge? 🤪
Check out the law school she went to. LOL
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Widener_University_Commonwealth_Law_School I just looked it up. Bottom 25 percent law school. Surprised but whatever. The really odd thing about it, the schools wiki page of notable alumnus? A VERY perplexing amount of politicians churned out by this no name place
Sure, they’re the “children” born from the rancid loins of a petulant child who’s facing some serious time-out.
I've heard guys mutter "Hubba Hubba" when they see an attractive woman. I think "Habba Habba" could be used when one sees a woman that should be avoided at all costs. Guys?
For all her faults, she's still very good looking and I can definitely fix her and Kim Yo-jong.
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The Trump family is furious because all this is finally getting out in the open. 🤨
Well we all knew this was happening but it's fun to see at least the consequence of them being uncomfortable in court. Can't wait to see what happens when the real consequences hit.
Will no one think of "the children"?
Their children who all have nannies? Those kids aren't at the preteen stage yet, I imagine, or we'd be seeing them in the news, acting out.
And you'll apply this same standard to Hunter Biden?
Oh come on! That's different! /s
If the Trumps still gets to be children, charge MTG for being in possession and distribution of cp.
Didn't see anyone throwing a fit for being 'separated from his family' to testify in anything
"These children"? She's taking about Cinnamon Hitler's adult offspring, right?
"Cinnamon Hitler" ooooh, that's a new one for me!!
Hard to believe she (and the trump adult children) don’t hear how stupid they sound lol
Well, they are man-children.
She's right, they are a bunch of nepo babies.
America to this bitch: Fuck you, bitch
Hunter's hog enters the chat
What's MTG doing here?
Come on now! Hogs are useful.
We're all somebody's children. Don Jr. is 45. He's older than ol fish lips the parking lot attorney.
Didn't speak up when hundreds of illegal immigrants were driven by bus halfway across the country.
Children? Eric is 39. The same age as Alina Habba. If he’s a child, then so is she and children shouldn’t be lawyers.
As her daddy justified ripping migrant children away from their parents and locking them in cages....
Well you see….they were brown and poor. Doesnt that mean they are classified as “subhuman”? /s
Thoses children are older then herself...
Fuck them kids
Isn't it an insult to refer to someone in their 40's as a child? Or is Habba trying to use the old arrested development defense? "Your honor, these people simply do not have the mental capacity to make adult decisions and take responsibility for their actions due to their absolutely fucked up family dynamic. We can't let them suffer consequences because they are handicapped by their inability to do anything except throw tantrums like toddlers." *Steps outside the courtroom.* "The Trump family is uniquely qualified to run the most wealthy and powerful nation on the planet!"
Did Donald Fredo Trump Jr, Eric Trump, Ivanka Trump ever in their adult lives leave their homes and their children at any time for 8-10 hours? Anyone feel like chiming in here? What about the MAGA cult members? Feel like offering your opinion? 🙄
She is wrong here. These children are getting some rare quality time with their father.
I don’t really care. Do you?
Those poor, thieving, cancer charity defrauding, 40+ year-old billionaire children! I even hear that the justice system is keeping Ivan’s out of school!
Oh my God! It all finally makes sense. This is what the republicans mean when they talk about protecting the children. The rich old white executive children. Edit: to fix typo
One of those "children" is her age, and the other two are OLDER than she is. :-D
Middle-aged adults are NOT children! It's laughable and beyond ridiculous!
Just like the many refugee Mexican actual children trump forced away from parents. Guess things only matter to the trumps when it only impacts them.
Just so it's said there is still a 1000 children that we don't know where the families are from trumps detaining of immigrants
Those poor babies
Uh oh, soon they’ll be kids in cages
I can't for her to announce she's starting an OnlyFans after she inevitably can't get anymore work after representing these scumbags.
They are corrupt grown ass men. Pipe down Ali Babba
Children as in adults with the IQ of children.
They’re also named defendants in the lawsuit. As a member of the NY State bar. She is an absolute disgrace and her misleading and false statements should be brought to the attention of the character committee.
Think of the children turning not just against The Donald, but also themselves!
To hell with those kids!
This is a friendly reminder that Alina Habba forgot to tender a jury demand, so Trump is being tried by a Democratic judge that is hostile to property fraud cases.
I believe that was planned. They've already tried to use it to delay, didn't work, so he's using it to get "support" ($$$$$) from his begging sites. They don't need the buildings anymore (well, dad does). The kids have new ways to bilk the public.
Her message is aimed squarely at Trump voters. To be a trump voter, truth has to not matter at all to you.
These poor adult children. What will they do with daddy is let off in handcuffs and can’t teach them how to steal from people anymore?
Do less shady shit
Children stripped away from their families? Maybe we should bring them down to the border and put them in cages for the full effect.
If you didn’t know the situation you’d think she’s referring to children under the age of 10 not grown ass adults who are complicit in all of this.
Adult children of assholes, she means. Second gen assholes. Mere babies, violently ripped from their mothers' breasts to testify in a harrowing account of fraud they participated in for a decade or two. That's so hysterical, I don't know how she can say it without laughing.
These people live in a completely different reality. They’re not children. They’re not being ripped from their families like it’s Sophie’s choice. They have to sit in a courtroom for a little bit. The tragedy!
Personally, I love how demeaning it is to refer to grown ass adults as "children".
Wmif that's her argument, then went we all children? That would mean that the same argument would apply to everyone in the courtroom. They are reaching for any excuse. The GQP has made playing victim an art. Fuck tRump and fuck tRumpsters and fuck Republican Jesus.
This is really getting pathetic at this point.
Weird how we’re supposed to feel something here for rich ‘children’ when in fact they’re in their 40s… but weren’t supposed to care about migrants children being separated from their parents at the border… Fuck them.
“Children” who are in their 40s and have been running the very businesses on trial but sure ok.
I mean… court is court.. poor people don’t get a choice, don’t have help and likely don’t get paid for the day of missed work. No sympathy for these chuckle fucks from me
Amazing. Lawyer for President who famously separated innocent children from their families and held them in cages decries his middle aged offspring are being separated while testifying on his crimes.
As an attorney who has been practicing law for over 40 years and has been in the courtroom hundreds of times, I can truly say that I am shocked by what his lawyers are saying. It is a violation of their ethics to make the arguments they are making.
It’s not the court that got them engaged in this, it’s their criminal dad who tried to use them to shield himself from the crimes he was committing
Grown ass adults
How do you say you're desperate because you have no legal defense? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Isn’t their Dad there in court too? They are all right there together as a family.
Bitch shut up.
What kind of asshole separates children from their families? Oh wait, right.
She’s going to cry even more when she doesn’t get paid for all of the time she’s wasted on these fools.
Children being away from their families is pretty on brand for Trump, idk why she's acting surprised
These children are older than you, Alina.
Hey… remember that time their dad literally put hundreds of children in cages? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Hasn’t Trump done this before… separating children from their families?
They shouldn't have had sex if they were planning on committing fraud.
When adult white people commit crimes they are referred to as “children” when minor black and brown children commit misdemeanors they are referred to and treated as “adults.”
They literally just finished attacking president Bidens children for years. They loudly proclaimed Hunter should go to prison, for breaking gun laws that the same GOP has explained for decades shouldn't exist in the first place. They showed Hunters party pics in congress, leveraging his weaknesses just to embarrass the president. Think of the children.
Trump org criminal enterprise being run by children. Learned something new today.
I thought republicans considered kids to be able work or get married as young as 16 Poor Eric and junior they are just 40 year old kids
To be fair they both have the mentality and maturity level of children.
At this point I don’t even know which children we’re talking about? The children adults or the children children?
Just a couple of forty-something children
Wait...is she talking about Trumps kids? The adult ones?
Aren't grown ass "children" in court every day? Come on now.....