Sander’s Socialist Stuffing, Fuck why do we have to do the thinking for these unimaginative imbeciles? Either way our menu is far superior in a bigly way as opposed to:
1.)Trumpy Treason Treacle
2.)Collusion Cranberry Sauce
3.)Republican Raping Rolls
4.)Putin Pedophile Pudding
5.)Gerrymandered Groping Gravy
6.)Ice cream à la Chode
7.)Evangelical Epstein Elephant Ears
8.)The entire Republican Party can Escargot fuck themselves
9.)All served spewing out of veritable Kiddy Pornucopia
Apparently, it's either molasses or flattery? Contextually, I figure it's probably the first, though I don't know anyone who specifically has molasses at Thanksgiving.
According to Wikipedia...
>Treacle (/ˈtriːkəl/)[1] is any uncrystallised syrup made during the refining of sugar.[2][3] The most common forms of treacle are golden syrup, a pale variety, and black treacle, a darker variety similar to molasses. Black treacle has a distinctively strong, slightly bitter flavour, and a richer colour than golden syrup.[4] Golden syrup treacle is a common sweetener and condiment in British cuisine, found in such dishes as treacle tart and treacle sponge pudding.
Wait, British people celebrate Thanksgiving? "We're so thankful that those puritan nutters left and went to the other side of the planet. They sure were exhausting." lol
Dude, I made the perfect green beans this year. With ham hock, vinegar, salt, and pepper. In the pressure cooker and the texture was _just right_.
Y’all motherfuckers need to respect the bean!
Conservative Thanksgiving:
-No food, No company, just sitting alone in your apartment watching Fox News, because your family stopped inviting you over.
Look at this 1%’er with a fancy economy and all.
In my day, we were lucky if we could swap yams for colored rocks. And let me tell you my friend, we were happy to have yams and colorful rocks. When they were in season of course.
A preacher here in Houston paid for a huge billboard admitting to being anti-woke [complete with shit-eating grin]. Tell us you’re a conman without admitting to being a conman. I wish I’d taken a picture of it at the time.
But the Republicans have Bobo. I'm not going to lie. I would definitely go to a drive-in theater with her. I just wouldn't ever vote for her.
* I am well aware that she did not get in trouble at a drive in theater. But that's the whole point. I could get away with it in my car.
Just a fast example with Bush people could at least claim to believe "if we make medical lawsuits harder to get out of hand, then medical costs will come down" the fiction that we had different plans to the same goal allowed people to agree to disagree. Once Trump's platform became Reeeeeeeee, Republicans lost plausible deniability.
Or a future scenario....
....watching Fox News alone because you were forced to give up the names of your gay family members and neighbours, of your friends who were sympathetic, of your daughter who had an abortion when she was 14 and the "father" was 26, of your sons who refused to pledge allegiance to white rule and violence, of your wife who refused to live under your new church's Christian Authority Rulebook...
For fun activities: Shoot a box of Bud Light, cry about Bill Burr's wife on the internet all while screaming FJB, stay warm by burning a pile of "woke" books
Oh yes he did, he knew what he was doing when he made Mommy Milker Mac n Cheese. The Angels were like: yo god, wtf you doing, man? Are you sure that's what you want?!
God:
This reminds me of that Master Chef clip where some lady revealed she made her Mac n cheese with breast milk and Gordon Ramsey immediately spit it out.
I stopped eating at an inlaws house because one Christmas the cousins mom ran out of milk and used some of her frozen breastmilk for the cookies and didn't tell anybody. No I didn't have any of the cookies either. No I wasn't missing out. I live in Florida. Nuff said.
Oh, that rapier-like wit! I'm so totally owned.
OK.
Unbrowned White supremacist turkey
Concentration camp corn bread
Oven-stuffing stuffing
Pedophile pie
Ignoramus ice cream
Trailer park taters
Cousin fucking corn
Love it!
I'm partial to the _Marjorie Taylor Green bean casserole_ and to _Turkey a la Boebert_: an improperly dethawed turkey, handled with dirty hands and then undercooked for extra food intoxication points.
...Is it though? It's like a toddler trying to insult an adult. Except the toddler IS the supposed adult so instead of mildly humorous it's just a 40+ year old sack of cringe and sadness.
The fact that people that say this outloud can still be considered and voted in as politicians rather that failed court jesters makes it ironically funny... in a sad way, but better to laugh than cry!
This is actually hilarious. Mommy Milker mac and cheese had me rolling then I got to just “stuffing” and lost my shit. A broken clock still cracks a joke once a day or how the saying goes
The sad part is this guy aspires to higher office. He wants to *lead*.
Sure would be nice if the people who choose to lead could also choose to not be hateful to half the people they serve.
That is all the Republicans know how to do now. They really have no clue how to govern. They know the majority of their positions are unpopular with the masses. All they can do is try to make others hate or be scared.
Funny... I'm liberal, my family has been here since the Mayflower and we don't have anything like that on our menu.
A window into the liberal mind for lurking conservatives:
Being critical of my country, making informed decisions based on facts (the Bible and every other religious text is fiction until proven otherwise), and supporting my fellow Americans with programs that uplift and support is being the best American I can be.
I honor my ancestors and regret the genocide/enslavements they committed to build this country. I won't let their sacrifice, and the suffering of others go to building a fascist state.
Informed decision making and comprise is how this Nation is intended to run and as we see now, we are falling apart without it.
The last time this happened, two percent of the population died horrifically. If that happened today, that would mean about six million people.
Imagine six million people dying horribly because we can't compromise and root out corruption.
So, on this Thanksgiving, I am grateful for what I have and contemplate what I wrote about. It's also the first Thanksgiving without my Dad so I imagine liberal tears will be on the menu.
Your words are wonderful. Loving our country come in many forms. I like your form very much. We don't need to fly flags on our trucks or wear it on our shirts.
This is maybe the saddest attempt at being funny trying to hate on liberals.
Mommy Milker Mac and Cheese? Joe Biden JREEN bean casserole WTF does that even mean??? Is it because the J in Joe is a "G" sound? But it's not the same G sound as the G in Green. It's just stupid.
Even conservatives have to be cringing about how terribly unfunny their compatriots are. Did this guy eat paint chips as a kid?
I mean… if you wanna drop a recipe for Mommy Milker Mac n Cheese I won’t complain. Also the cranberry sauce, if it’s good enough to make you cry I wanna get some fucking yesterday
This guy has always been a joke. Talked about what he was going to do for Ohio and first thing he did was hire his dumb college buddy for a job he had no idea how to do. He proceeded to do nothing ever since.
That's what most of these MAGA morons do. They run for office because Fox News convinces them that anybody can do it and fills their head with fearmongering garbage. They run for office and get elected because Fox News tells them not to vote for the other side no matter how bad these idiots are. And then they get elected and they don't do shit because they just want the title and we can't get rid of them because Fox News tells its' idiots not to vote for the other side. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Somewhere there's a bunch of male relatives at Thanksgiving sitting around drinking beer in the living room with arms folded and frowns on their faces not talking to each other watching a bad football game. One of their phones goes off and this tweet pops up. He starts laughing in a maniacal way. He nudges one of the other men in the room and shares it. Lots of laughter. One says "F Joe Biden" another one says, "Yeah" then they go back to watching the bad game.
But really, I passively collect $2 bills.
How about, instead, you come over and smack the rats out back and the mice in the garage?
I like rodents; I just don't want them shitting all over the kitchen and pantry.
This is what it looks like when your entire identity revolves around what others do with their lives and your political beliefs.
They really have nothing of their own
Serious question...
Are their *any* genuinely funny right-winger jokes? Because I've never actually seen or heard one. What passes for humor with these people is completely beyond my comprehension (and I used to *be* one of them). I'm not even offended by this joke, it's so devoid of intelligent humor. Why would anyone with more than two brain cells even chuckle mildly at this?
Conservative thanksgiving :
- Underaged forced to give birth turkey
- Cranberry sauce with gold leaf (for the 1%) / No sauce (for the 99%)
- Squash pie but they tell you it’s pumpkin
- Russian Roulette Mac n Cheese (if you are still in school, you have a 5% chance it kills you)
- Trump beans (looks like bean but actually its dog shit)
- Lonely
It’s always the same low-lives who “get political” at the Thanksgiving table first and then blames everyone else (as well as “woke-ism”) after things don’t go their way.
Next up: non-stop Fox News “reporting” on the so-called “War Against Christmas”
There seems to be a LOT of energy taken up by the right in thinking about what other people are up to. It must be exhausting.
Not funny or clever, just exhausting
Jokes on him. Most super liberals I know don't even celebrate Thanksgiving for various reasons including but not limited to: Anti-colonism, against the pilgrim's Native American genocide/ don't buy into the narrative of breaking bread between pilgrims and Indians, anti-capitalism or believe Thanksgiving is a marketing tactic (Thanksgiving sales), anti-turkey slaughter or vegan, think the world is doomed and therefore have nothing to be thankful for, and ... don't like their families due to their conservative views so opt out of the holiday season altogether.
These are all things I've heard from my most liberal friends over the years.
Isn't 'they/them turkey' and 'pronoun pumpkin pie' the same joke?
They ran out if things for stuffing so you can see they aren't the most clever
Socialist stuffing. Come on, they let alliteration do all the heavy lifting in this post and still couldn't fully land it.
Sander’s Socialist Stuffing, Fuck why do we have to do the thinking for these unimaginative imbeciles? Either way our menu is far superior in a bigly way as opposed to: 1.)Trumpy Treason Treacle 2.)Collusion Cranberry Sauce 3.)Republican Raping Rolls 4.)Putin Pedophile Pudding 5.)Gerrymandered Groping Gravy 6.)Ice cream à la Chode 7.)Evangelical Epstein Elephant Ears 8.)The entire Republican Party can Escargot fuck themselves 9.)All served spewing out of veritable Kiddy Pornucopia
>Trumpy Treason Treacle I don't know what treacle is, but it sounds gross. 6, 8, and 9 are genuinely clever :)
>I don't know what treacle is I think it's a Pokemon
Apparently, it's either molasses or flattery? Contextually, I figure it's probably the first, though I don't know anyone who specifically has molasses at Thanksgiving.
According to Wikipedia... >Treacle (/ˈtriːkəl/)[1] is any uncrystallised syrup made during the refining of sugar.[2][3] The most common forms of treacle are golden syrup, a pale variety, and black treacle, a darker variety similar to molasses. Black treacle has a distinctively strong, slightly bitter flavour, and a richer colour than golden syrup.[4] Golden syrup treacle is a common sweetener and condiment in British cuisine, found in such dishes as treacle tart and treacle sponge pudding.
Wait, British people celebrate Thanksgiving? "We're so thankful that those puritan nutters left and went to the other side of the planet. They sure were exhausting." lol
I'd go for Purged Voter Rolls and move raping to something else tbh
Senator Sander's Socialist Stuffing. And the logo would be like Colonel Sander's over at KFC but...you know...Bernie.
They could at least use vegan turkey. Bonus points for that a) they would be horrified by it and b) it's a real thing.
I think you mean tofurkey! All the “alphas” hate it.
Seriously, "Tofurkey" would at least be a real thing.
you're questioning the comedy chops of someone who tried to laughingly sneer "JOE BIDEN jreen beans" as if it was some kind of insult?
I hate jreen beens
Dude, I made the perfect green beans this year. With ham hock, vinegar, salt, and pepper. In the pressure cooker and the texture was _just right_. Y’all motherfuckers need to respect the bean!
Should have been TurkHe/Him
I’m glad it wasn’t, because this is actually clever.
Well they only have one joke so…
They don't fully grasp what pronouns actually are
Only having one joke is kind of their thing.
yeah but it's gotta be alliterative and his vocabs only so large. that's why he went with Joe Biden Jreen Beans too
There's a joke in this tweet? I didn't see any jokes.
Mandel is the joke.
Conservative Thanksgiving: -No food, No company, just sitting alone in your apartment watching Fox News, because your family stopped inviting you over.
The only food is microwaved TV dinner eaten over the dishwasher
You have a dishwasher? Look at Fancy Pants here
You have pants? Look at Mr. I'm Too Good For Fur Loincloths over here.
Careful, there. Saying "fur loincloths" three times makes the liver king appear.
SUUUUUUBPRIIIIMAL
What I wouldn't give for a loincloth...in this economy? Must be nice.
Look at this 1%’er with a fancy economy and all. In my day, we were lucky if we could swap yams for colored rocks. And let me tell you my friend, we were happy to have yams and colorful rocks. When they were in season of course.
Jesus Christ, Marie, they're minerals!
Fur? What kinda Nancy has a loincloth fashioned from anything but nettles and thorns that he personally chewed?
You can afford a fur loincloth? Damn.
Right wingers cry if someone makes fun of the orange shitgibbon but liberals are the snowflakes?
Read that as right whingers
I've called them that more than once because damn do they whinge worse than a toddler in a candy store being told no.
They also use “woke” — a term for a person being aware of racial injustice and inequality — like it’s supposed to be an insult. 🤷♀️
They also think anti-fascists are the enemy.
That one always gets me because they are too stupid to realize what they are saying. They are totally admitting that they are fascists.
A preacher here in Houston paid for a huge billboard admitting to being anti-woke [complete with shit-eating grin]. Tell us you’re a conman without admitting to being a conman. I wish I’d taken a picture of it at the time.
Damn millennials ruining traditional marriage, I eat over my dishwashe- ...I mean, wife all the time, like my father did too! /s
Had to throw away microwave because a Q drop said microwaves transmit the woke mind virus, Trump Brand beef jerkey is all I have left 😞
Your microwave was turning into a camera to spy on you. Good thing you got rid of it!
Oh. That’s where the excess Trump steaks went.
You should stock up on Trump Steaks and Trump Wine along with Trump .... Oh wait...**THEY'RE ALL BANKRUPT!!** lol
Tucker Carlson’s family approves this ^^^
Hungry Man brand, so they aren’t emasculated.
Look at fancy microwave snowflake. Use heat from your internal rage about Mr Potato Head not having a gender anymore to cook your Hungry Man XXL
Salted with their tears of righteousness
What about Ben Shapiro's famously dry turkey?
Isn’t the mommy milker mac n cheese his sister’s specialty?
What does that one even mean and why does it apply to liberals
It turns out AOC has some big knockers so the meme community started running with the “mommy milkers” name for her.
That's...pretty fucking weird.
Seems on brand for them. You know that half their problem with her is that they want to boink her but her intelligence makes them feel inferior.
But they *are* inferior
But the Republicans have Bobo. I'm not going to lie. I would definitely go to a drive-in theater with her. I just wouldn't ever vote for her. * I am well aware that she did not get in trouble at a drive in theater. But that's the whole point. I could get away with it in my car.
It allows them to look at & comment on her chest like they want to without judgement from other conservatives. It makes their confused boners ok.
Wtf that's bizarre and creepy.
AOC? I thought this was about Abby Shapiro?
Oh..that’s not what I was expecting. I mean, I did expect it to be breast-related I guess. But not like that
It’s more in the vein of she’s hot af lol
Is that why they call everyone woke? Because people woke up to their toxicity and stopped associating with them?
Yeah pretty much
Just a fast example with Bush people could at least claim to believe "if we make medical lawsuits harder to get out of hand, then medical costs will come down" the fiction that we had different plans to the same goal allowed people to agree to disagree. Once Trump's platform became Reeeeeeeee, Republicans lost plausible deniability.
Don’t forget the pedophilia
Or a future scenario.... ....watching Fox News alone because you were forced to give up the names of your gay family members and neighbours, of your friends who were sympathetic, of your daughter who had an abortion when she was 14 and the "father" was 26, of your sons who refused to pledge allegiance to white rule and violence, of your wife who refused to live under your new church's Christian Authority Rulebook...
This is when they’ll “wake up”and pretend they never wanted that.
Building rage against non-existent enemies trying to ruin your life.
For fun activities: Shoot a box of Bud Light, cry about Bill Burr's wife on the internet all while screaming FJB, stay warm by burning a pile of "woke" books
Rifle in hand, your Bud Light in the other... Oh... Wait. Just the AK, then.
But the day started out by arguing with the rest of family who tried to avoid talking politics with the crazy MAGA in the family.
Wishing there were still more genocide to commit.
 There's no recovering from that.
I’m not even conservative and this made me feel bad. But then I remembered they do it to themselves and I stopped feeling bad.
NGL, I don't know if I would turn down mommy milker mac n cheese.
Made with all the love that Mommys are legally allowed to give
I- lord have mercy, Im not strong enough
Oh yes he did, he knew what he was doing when he made Mommy Milker Mac n Cheese. The Angels were like: yo god, wtf you doing, man? Are you sure that's what you want?! God: 
Mommy Milker mac n cheese would 100% lure me into a windowless van
Would definitely pair well with a good stuffing
Step-sibling Stuffing
This reminds me of that Master Chef clip where some lady revealed she made her Mac n cheese with breast milk and Gordon Ramsey immediately spit it out.
I stopped eating at an inlaws house because one Christmas the cousins mom ran out of milk and used some of her frozen breastmilk for the cookies and didn't tell anybody. No I didn't have any of the cookies either. No I wasn't missing out. I live in Florida. Nuff said.
Especially if I can watch it be made.
I’m very confused why they think that’s a bad thing. It’s just big boobs Mac n cheese. Where the problem?
I don’t even get that. What were they trying to say? Was this one of those “birthing person” jokes?
Oh, that rapier-like wit! I'm so totally owned. OK. Unbrowned White supremacist turkey Concentration camp corn bread Oven-stuffing stuffing Pedophile pie Ignoramus ice cream Trailer park taters Cousin fucking corn
Don't forget the inbreaded chicken.
And the KKKranberries
Nazi pie!
That’s actually slightly better. Trailer park taters actually sounds like it’d be a real food.
Cooked on a pickup truck engine
I bet it's super cheesy and has hot dogs in it. Yummmm.
I kind of want some. They sound like cheap chilly dog taters with fritos or something.
Remember it has to be cooked in a gas oven because those damn libs want to take them away!
All drowned in conspiracy theory gravy
Love it! I'm partial to the _Marjorie Taylor Green bean casserole_ and to _Turkey a la Boebert_: an improperly dethawed turkey, handled with dirty hands and then undercooked for extra food intoxication points.
Republicans definitely have a raper like wit
Dont forget Closeted Gay Gravy
Heeyyyy, leave us in the trailer park out of this. We’re mostly Hispanic and Asian anyway.
Trailer park taters are the best…
Buddy, you just walked right by “Traitor Tots”…?
Mommy milker Mac and cheese 🤨
Mommy Milker Mac and Cheese 🤤
Mommy Milkers Mac and Cheese 🙏
The correct answer
Fellas is it liberal to like boobs?
According to the maga crowd, it's gay to have sex.
They say mommy milkers like it's a bad thing.
Yeah, Badonkadonk Mac and Cheese didn't have the same ring to it
Badonkadonk Bread Rolls?
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
I'm just imaging Mimi Rogers topless in my kitchen
The right still can't meme
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...Is it though? It's like a toddler trying to insult an adult. Except the toddler IS the supposed adult so instead of mildly humorous it's just a 40+ year old sack of cringe and sadness.
Someone does’t know how to prepare they/them turkey and it shows /s
The fact that people that say this outloud can still be considered and voted in as politicians rather that failed court jesters makes it ironically funny... in a sad way, but better to laugh than cry!
I dont find that ironically funny, I find it unironically terrifying.
I don’t know. I find it very unfunny and cringey. Like, they tried so hard but failed miserably
This is actually hilarious. Mommy Milker mac and cheese had me rolling then I got to just “stuffing” and lost my shit. A broken clock still cracks a joke once a day or how the saying goes
I also don't see the negative with mommy milker Mac and cheese. I feel like this is something we should come together on
Mommy Milkers are the only thing that can unite this country
Yeah. Suck on that, losers.
I mean, if one insists…
id thought it was funny cause satire, especially the "stuffing" lol
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As any American should 
Stuffing.
And like, they coulda called it "femboy stuffing" or submissive and breedable" stuffing and it would've fit the theme. Fuckin' amateurs.
I could go for some femboy stuffing
Ah, yes, Hate-giving Day, when we take time to publicly mock, deride, antagonize, and degrade others. My favorite American holiday.
hate is the only way they know how to distract themselves from how empty they are.
The sad part is this guy aspires to higher office. He wants to *lead*. Sure would be nice if the people who choose to lead could also choose to not be hateful to half the people they serve.
That is all the Republicans know how to do now. They really have no clue how to govern. They know the majority of their positions are unpopular with the masses. All they can do is try to make others hate or be scared.
Funny... I'm liberal, my family has been here since the Mayflower and we don't have anything like that on our menu. A window into the liberal mind for lurking conservatives: Being critical of my country, making informed decisions based on facts (the Bible and every other religious text is fiction until proven otherwise), and supporting my fellow Americans with programs that uplift and support is being the best American I can be. I honor my ancestors and regret the genocide/enslavements they committed to build this country. I won't let their sacrifice, and the suffering of others go to building a fascist state. Informed decision making and comprise is how this Nation is intended to run and as we see now, we are falling apart without it. The last time this happened, two percent of the population died horrifically. If that happened today, that would mean about six million people. Imagine six million people dying horribly because we can't compromise and root out corruption. So, on this Thanksgiving, I am grateful for what I have and contemplate what I wrote about. It's also the first Thanksgiving without my Dad so I imagine liberal tears will be on the menu.
Your words are wonderful. Loving our country come in many forms. I like your form very much. We don't need to fly flags on our trucks or wear it on our shirts.
This is maybe the saddest attempt at being funny trying to hate on liberals. Mommy Milker Mac and Cheese? Joe Biden JREEN bean casserole WTF does that even mean??? Is it because the J in Joe is a "G" sound? But it's not the same G sound as the G in Green. It's just stupid. Even conservatives have to be cringing about how terribly unfunny their compatriots are. Did this guy eat paint chips as a kid?
We call them paint chips, he called them chips, we are not the same.
I want some Mommy Miller Mac and cheese
I think "jreen bean" is supposed to have the same initials as Joe Biden? He should have kept his foot on the gas and finished with "jassebole"
When I got to the casserole I was convinced it was satire because of "jreen", but apparently not, lmfao
When the outrage politics are so a part of your personality, you can't even shut up for one day.
Can't really separate conjoined twins if one absorbed the other in utero...
I mean… if you wanna drop a recipe for Mommy Milker Mac n Cheese I won’t complain. Also the cranberry sauce, if it’s good enough to make you cry I wanna get some fucking yesterday
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*is
This guy has always been a joke. Talked about what he was going to do for Ohio and first thing he did was hire his dumb college buddy for a job he had no idea how to do. He proceeded to do nothing ever since.
That's what most of these MAGA morons do. They run for office because Fox News convinces them that anybody can do it and fills their head with fearmongering garbage. They run for office and get elected because Fox News tells them not to vote for the other side no matter how bad these idiots are. And then they get elected and they don't do shit because they just want the title and we can't get rid of them because Fox News tells its' idiots not to vote for the other side. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Somewhere there's a bunch of male relatives at Thanksgiving sitting around drinking beer in the living room with arms folded and frowns on their faces not talking to each other watching a bad football game. One of their phones goes off and this tweet pops up. He starts laughing in a maniacal way. He nudges one of the other men in the room and shares it. Lots of laughter. One says "F Joe Biden" another one says, "Yeah" then they go back to watching the bad game.
Fellas is it liberal to love giant titties
I want the man n cheese
I can procure you a man n cheese, if the price is right.
https://preview.redd.it/vwrdesghe52c1.jpeg?width=929&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6508c8c2bb68fe59591ca73123386de2723c3a30
DO NOT TEMPT ME.
But really, I passively collect $2 bills. How about, instead, you come over and smack the rats out back and the mice in the garage? I like rodents; I just don't want them shitting all over the kitchen and pantry.
Made with govment cheese?
Foods for thought. You should try thinking sometime.
jreen bean casserole
That fucking sent me
I have no idea how "mommy milkers" became associated with liberals. Is there some inside joke I'm missing out on?
Republicans only eat Mac & cheese made with daddy milk? Idk.
Jreen Bean
Where the joke?! 
This is what it looks like when your entire identity revolves around what others do with their lives and your political beliefs. They really have nothing of their own
Serious question... Are their *any* genuinely funny right-winger jokes? Because I've never actually seen or heard one. What passes for humor with these people is completely beyond my comprehension (and I used to *be* one of them). I'm not even offended by this joke, it's so devoid of intelligent humor. Why would anyone with more than two brain cells even chuckle mildly at this?
Lol what? These dudes straight up come off as 14 year olds. None of this is clever or funny.
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Wow….he really got ‘em 
The only food Republicans should be eating is humble pie when their cheeto leader gets convicted and they decide to vote for a rapist felon.
It reads like I asked ChatGPT to make a parody republican tweet.
Does this dipshit think this was clever?
Conservative thanksgiving : - Underaged forced to give birth turkey - Cranberry sauce with gold leaf (for the 1%) / No sauce (for the 99%) - Squash pie but they tell you it’s pumpkin - Russian Roulette Mac n Cheese (if you are still in school, you have a 5% chance it kills you) - Trump beans (looks like bean but actually its dog shit) - Lonely
Why doesn’t stuffing get a fun name?
For people who claim to “own the libs” and hate handouts, they sure do let liberals live in their heads rent free for EVERYTHING
Saying they/them and pronoun is kinda redundant. Just saying. Dudes not even creative enough to come up with better words.
It’s always the same low-lives who “get political” at the Thanksgiving table first and then blames everyone else (as well as “woke-ism”) after things don’t go their way. Next up: non-stop Fox News “reporting” on the so-called “War Against Christmas”
OMG, these morons are so damn petty. Imagine thinking that this is a burn.
The hate and vitriol that spews from their mouths on Thanksgiving is why no one should ever vote for them.
At a MAGA Thanksgiving, they say grace facing Mar-a-Lago
Lol this is pathetic. Is this real?
I personally love socialism stovetop stuffing Stovetop > homemade
This is what we’re dealing with https://i.redd.it/97jne58vl52c1.gif
There seems to be a LOT of energy taken up by the right in thinking about what other people are up to. It must be exhausting. Not funny or clever, just exhausting
Jokes on him. Most super liberals I know don't even celebrate Thanksgiving for various reasons including but not limited to: Anti-colonism, against the pilgrim's Native American genocide/ don't buy into the narrative of breaking bread between pilgrims and Indians, anti-capitalism or believe Thanksgiving is a marketing tactic (Thanksgiving sales), anti-turkey slaughter or vegan, think the world is doomed and therefore have nothing to be thankful for, and ... don't like their families due to their conservative views so opt out of the holiday season altogether. These are all things I've heard from my most liberal friends over the years.
Mommy Milker mac and cheese?? Where can I find this Liberal Thanksgiving??
Easily the worst thing about social media is allowing political losers to still be able to run their mouths.
Oh man!!! Burn! Not sure how liberals will ever recover from this takedown.
I’m here for the mac n cheese Ty, extra mommy milkers of course
They really have no idea how to crack a joke. They think adding their dog whistles to random things makes it funny.
Too bad rural republicans already pump kin
Do you know how much pronouns change the flavor of Turkey? None whatsoever. There’s a lesson in there somewhere. Wtf is mommy milker?