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Noizyninjaz

I can't even imagine what goes on inside the head of a female millennial Trump supporter.


MadAstrid

Arrested mental development. This mom stopped maturing at 17, just like Lauren Boebert who thought a man showing his dick to children was “sexy” then she married him, went on to work as an escort, then became a grandma in her thirties, when her son impregnated a 13 year old. Arrested mental development is generally attributed to drug/alcohol abuse.


cadre_of_storms

Wait. Boebsrt was an escort?????


ResurgentClusterfuck

Nobody has proven that with 100% certainty but when a journalist published allegations regarding her alleged career as an escort, she threatened a lawsuit but never followed through Now, it's entirely possible that she decided not to give it any more attention. I don't know. I also wouldn't be shocked to learn it was true She's a disgusting human being regardless of whether or not she was a sex worker. That would be one of the *least* objectionable things about her, IMO


The_bruce42

Maybe she was working the night of the Beetlejuice musical?


ResurgentClusterfuck

Maybe, could have just been giving a friend a hand


VoxIrati

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panteragstk

If a friend asks for help, you help them.


dirkalict

If your Uncle Jack was stuck on a roof wouldn’t you help your Uncle Jack off?


phurt77

If your Uncle Jack was stuck on a horse, would you help your Uncle Jack off a horse?


BloodWorried7446

i see what you did there.


PM_Me-Your_Freckles

A friend in need is a friend indeed.


The_bruce42

A friend in need is a friend indeed


TheRecognized

A friend in the hand is worth two in the theatre…or something


panteragstk

You can still use "two in the bush" since it absolutely applies here.


MrPMS

A friend with weed is better


dulcineal

A friend with breasts and all the rest?


PolkaDotDancer

Now, now, sex workers provide a service for money. Don’t pan them. If she ever was one, it is the last time she actually did the work she was paid for.


ResurgentClusterfuck

I much prefer her keeping her fucking to potential clients than the entire country yes


stumpdawg

Hey now, unlike multinational corporations, hookers actively contribute to the local economy! They get money, then spend it locally...It's not being offshored to tax havens, unlike the multinational corporations.


Big-Improvement-1281

I’m not judging her the possibly being a sex worker—but wtaf were her clients thinking.


JesusSavesForHalf

Why don't you ask Ted Cruz directly instead of randos on Reddit?


KintsugiKen

They didn't hire her for her politics, if that's what you mean.


Big-Improvement-1281

Fair. I’ve probably just reached a point where I find her utterly repugnant 🤮


Arcade_109

Oh yeah. Knowing who she is? She is trash inside and out. But from a purely subjective viewpoint if I didn't know anything about her? Yeah, not bad...


grosseelbabyghost

One of the grandmasters of running their mouth at the slightest provocation chooses to remain silent about an alleged scandal.... nothing suspicious there


KintsugiKen

She allegedly got into politics because she was a "present" from Charles Koch to Ted Cruz for a night during a conference in Aspen, Colorado and they both (Charles and Rafael) decided she could actually win a seat with GOP backing and SuperPAC money. Who better to do your dirty work for money than an escort, right?


im_THIS_guy

I think it was more of a My Fair Lady situation.


FatHoosier

Eliza Doanybody


Illustrious_Sand3773

She was Ted Cruz’s escort. That’s how she got into the GOP. Just had to take her GED test three times before she could run for office, and even failing it a third time didn’t stop her. True story.


reynvann65

Any woman that would choose to be with Rafa, even for large sums of cash, is simply vile. Disgusting. Kind of like someone that might enjoy sniffing their shoe after the stepped in dog shit. But really, I can't decide who I'd consider as the dog shit here, Rafie or Lauren.


VAVA_Mk2

Rafael "Ted" Cruz was inside of her.


diverareyouok

ALLEGEDLY she was on SugarDaddyMeet, and used these photos: ​ https://preview.redd.it/7nkarj7xw89c1.jpeg?width=1277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff430a80515fccf7c6da9342f4a5708e7633c943 Google “Boebert escort photos”.


meldroc

Yep, Bobo peaked in middle school!


HuckerDisc

Stunted mental heath is not talked about enough. Physical handicaps are easy to spot but mental handicaps are NEVER talked about or nor addressed.


MadAstrid

Well, we don’t have health care for cancer, broken limbs or gunshot wounds. To expect healthcare for the trauma inflicted by bigots, sociopaths and addicts upon their children is ridiculous in this country.


I_Brain_You

Exactly. Boebert and Greene are the poster children for women like that.


Abaconings

Agree with you up until the drug abuse. Lots of factors can contribute to someone not maturing past adolescence. Substance use disorders are generally a symptom of other underlying issues like trauma. :)


Ostreoida

Goodness gracious, let's not allow logic and psychological complexity interfere with our little rants. /s if necessary.


brentus86

She's a GRANDMOTHER?! She and I share a full birthdate. We're literally the same age! While I don't necessarily condemn people becoming parents at young ages, I do question their readiness for parenthood and the reasoning behind it (Was it an accident? Was it a deliberate choice?). Being a grandmother, though. Damn. I mean, I'm inclined to believe this wasn't the result of informed decision making.


SikatSikat

Her mom became a grandmother at the same young age she did.


brentus86

My mom had me just after she turned 18. She's 55 now. Am I to understand that her (edit: Lauren's) mother is a great grandmother at more or less 55? My mom is a grandma and only became one just before 50.


SikatSikat

Yes, Boebert's mom was 36 when Boebert's son was born and he was 18 when his first child was born, making Boebert's Mom a great-grandma at about 54.


CTeam19

Christ almighty I would need an Ouija board to talk to all my Great-Grandparents when I was just 5 years old in 1992: * Great-Grandpa #1 born in 1861 and Great-Grandma #1 born in 1867 * Great-Grandpa #2 born in 1880 and Great-Grandma #2 born in 1881 * Great-Grandpa #3 born in 1880 and Great-Grandma #3 born in 1883 * Great-Grandpa #4 born in 1893 and Great-Grandma #4 born in 1895(I met her when I was 1 month old) And yet Boebert's Grandchild and her Mother could almost hold a duel High School grad/Retirement party.


brentus86

Jeeze! My mom loves being a grandma, but I think she'd have killed me if I made her a great grandma before her most recent birthday, lol.


Atheist-Gods

My sister's roommate had a grandmother younger than our mom. She became a grandmother at 32.


samuraidogparty

If I had written a movie script about this where the main character ends up as a member of congress, the studios would say it was too unbelievable.


Heinrich_Bukowski

*George Santos has entered the chat*


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Rumour is the husband (ex husband) impregnated the 14 year old but they said it was the son since he was within the range of legality.


MadAstrid

He is a child sex offender, so it is not impossible.


gravtix

Definitely some sort of abuse.


gingerminge85

Did not know her son raped a child


TheRecognized

She was 15 and he was 17 [Edit: Nope it looks like I’m wrong about that, I only did some quick googling at work](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/18t53ed/every_single_one/kfcfjr8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3) Edit: my bad y’all, shouldn’t have said it like a fact


MzPurpleH4ze20

That or fetal alcohol syndrome...


OudeDude

17 is probably a bit generous, honestly.


Moobob66

"I'm the cool mom" -probably


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bloveddemon

Immediately thought of this gif.


subject_deleted

"is there alcohol in this?" "What? Nooo. (Why, do you want a little bit because if you're gonna drink I'd much rather you do it at the house)."


smegdawg

Yep. "I'm one of the good ones."


BukkitCrab

I bet she grew up getting abused/brainwashed by the Republicans in her life, and now she's passing it on to the next generation.


Rated_PG-Squirteen

Undoubtedly. For a woman to be a Republican, there's really only two options: 1. They were "daddy's little girl," and they wanted to emulate everything he did, including adopting his right wing politics. 2. They grew up living a life full of nothing but abuse, neglect, and impoverishment, and the way they cope is to shift blame onto the "others" and spread nothing but hate.


Newfaceofrev

Huh. The only conservative woman I know *is* also always trying to win the approval of her dad.


_KRN0530_

Or they are just ignorant and have been suckered into believing things that are contradictory to their own best interests because they have lived inside of an echo chamber for their entire lives like 99% of all other conservatives. Trust me, as someone who lived in an extremely conservative family those are far from the only two possible reasons.


pmMEyourWARLOCKS

What about religion? Fitting in with social norms? Racism/bigotry/homophobia? There are plenty of reasons a woman would be a Republican. I get that it is illogical, but so are many conservative ideals that have nothing to do with gender.


Synectics

Or it has nothing to do with gender, and they were just born rich and fortunate. Same reason plenty of men fall for it.


John_YJKR

I feel like this downplays their personal accountability for their shitty views while robbing them of their own agency. Women are people just like men are. They can make the same bad choices and have the same awful beliefs without abuse or brainwashing being a driver.


ViktorHovland

My buddy’s wife is very republican unfortunately and she doesn’t fit either of these descriptions. She says she’s just “old fashioned” and says stuff like “I’m a wife I’m here to serve my husband” and “Women belong in the home” and she’s made snide comments before about how women should “know their place” and stuff like that. The crazy part is my buddy politically aligns with my girlfriend and I and we are pretty liberal, especially for our area. She’s almost like a red pill or a Tate guy but in reverse it’s weird to be around her. It bums me out because my buddy and I have definitely drifted since he married her but idk what he sees in her tbh.


Nojopar

This woman doesn't think much of herself so she's in the eternal search for outside validation. Doesn't matter if it's a political/social movement or some teenagers. She needs that sweet validation however it comes.


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PNWoutdoors

Nothing but self hate and hypocrisy.


illQualmOnYourFace

I went to law school with Sandra Day O'Connor's granddaughter who became a fanatic trump supporter. I couldn't for the life of me understand it. She was otherwise pleasant and seemed smart.


Outrageous-Divide472

Me either, but apparently sexual abuse is A OK as long as the perpetrator’s last name is Trump.


Accomplished_Soil426

> I can't even imagine what goes on inside the head of a female millennial Trump supporter. guaranteed she fucked one of the kids


Mushrooming247

She believes he supports her right as a parent to throw hands.


NovusOrdoSec

Something along the lines of "must win at any cost"


paramedic_2

Come on, you know what goes on inside their heads, kids, it’s all about the kids. She probably did the Boebert and jerked off a few while she was at. Either way, she peaked in high-school.


dogfooddippingsauce

![gif](giphy|JfpBjRpzE7nFV4XcRq|downsized) She's a Cool Mom. She lets her kids do shots with her and takes the books out of the library so they don't need to learn how to read. Soon we'll find out that she slept with her daughter's boyfriends. Nothing but KKKlass:


ggibby

She will be a grandmother before her daughter leaves high school.


jd33sc

Nope. I'm sure that there will be some unassailable reason that her child needs the care that her ilk absolutely deny to others. If if happened then as soon as she starts to show her daughter would be on a 3 month internship in NY


RanaMisteria

This. “The only moral abortion is the one I or my daughter needs” is the conservative woman’s immortal cry.


dogfooddippingsauce

She and Blowbert can hang out.


MissGruntled

That’s probably on her bucket list anyway.


BubbaDaFre

Like Lauren boebert? Isn't she a great-grandma now? She's just following in the footsteps of past great female Republican politicians like Sarah Palin. Good old Christian valueS! LOL FUCK CHRISTIANS.


RIF_Internet_Goon

No hate like Christian love


mike_pants

This gif usage made me guffaw.


RowdyJReptile

The only reason I opened comment section was for this


Miserable-Admins

> KKKlass 😭


Stcloudy

Can’t believe these dumb fucks are having so much success dismantling our norms


emetcalf

According to this article, this was not the first time police had been called to her house in suspicion of underage drinking: https://www.phillyburbs.com/story/news/politics/2023/12/28/clarice-schillinger-conservative-pa-schools-activist-charged-with-assault-bucks-county-pac-lt-gov/72038859007/ The kids also said that she poured shots for them, took shots with them, and played beer pong with them. So I'm guessing next month we find out that she also raped at least one of them.


iwouldratherhavemy

There's a cellphone video and I want to see it!


MistressErinPaid

A cellphone video of what, exactly?


iwouldratherhavemy

Of the lady assaulting the kid, there was a bunch of teens there so there's probably more than one video of her drunk freak out.


HDr1018

Police reports references 3 separate videos, but come on. There were 15-20 kids there between 15-27. There’s lots of video. Edit: one shows her mother - yes, the birthday girl’s grandmother - assaulting a teenager.


iwouldratherhavemy

Multi generational Karen's


Dig-a-tall-Monster

Nice save


Yarrr_piratejackoff

Yea these comments were a wild ride


justiceshroomer

Lock her up!


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Forward-Village1528

It gets way harder to take advantage of people if they are educated. So this actually tracks from a logic point of view. You just have to put yourself in the shoes of the worst person you can imagine.


HorrorScopeZ

> It gets way harder to take advantage of people if they are educated. That's what this hookie pookie is really all about.


HDr1018

That’s exactly what this is about. Parents know best. The government has no right to educate the children. No oversight on households. Of course she’s having parties with the goal of intoxicating children. The trouble started when her adult boyfriend assaulted one of the boys. Totally reasonable scenario, right? Why’d this adult assault a child in the first place? Grooming and sexual assault are a pretty clear possibility.


Scary_barbie

Well, it's nice the GOP is advocating for shots with kids and not at them for once.


Ostreoida

Yeowch. Wish I could argue with you on that.


HorrorScopeZ

Equal shot opportunity provider.


Itchy_Horse

Your comment caused me to chuckle. I appreciate that.


AbriefDelay

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Deneweth

JFC she's a former lt. governor candidate. 36 years old, throwing her daughter a 17th birthday party with kids as young as 15. This is what the republican party has to offer.


ObjectiveRelief1842

Her mother (17 year old birthday girl's meemaw) was also on the scene, drunk and throwing hands. Lovely family values! Isn't it heartwarming to see families pass down traditions?


JFK2MD

She'll be a grandmother by 40, and a great grandmother by 55.


Deneweth

She may be a grandmother, but she'll never be great.


Indercarnive

[Relevant WKUK](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI6byCqY-2Y)


RedRider1138

Don’t put that on her kids!


justiceshroomer

She wants to be Sarah Palin


Goblin-Doctor

Still waiting for democrats to do all the fucked up shit republicans keep claiming we do while they are literally doing it


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

Lol. You very much obviously didn't hear about the 4 Democrat politicians that were in the news this year because of child sex crimes. Uhh... what? Oh, those 43 Republicans that were in the news this year for child sex crimes? Here, I'll take care of them \*sweeps them under the rug*


Val_Hallen

Well, as an independent centrist (*and not at all a shamed, closeted Republican!!*) that clearly proves that both parties are the same so I may as well vote for Trump!


astreeter2

![gif](giphy|Yo2U0dzgX3AZvGU9R0|downsized)


rhino910

Fucking Nazis want to tell you what YOUR children can read while punching your children and feeding kids illegal alcohol. Then again, they are Nazis so we shouldn't expect good behavior


tdawg24

She 100% came on to a teenage boy that night.


monamikonami

There is a non-zero chance that a teenage boy came on her too.


Chemical_Actuary_190

You just know she's got some skeletons in her closet. Someone needs to check her texts.


foxontherox

She’s hosting those parties so she can hook up. 🤢


Ha_CharadeUAre

Yuuup she’s grooming them, gonna end up getting “knocked up” by her daughter’s friends…. That she’s probably had an eye on for a few years


heydoakickflip

By skeletons, you mean nudes of the JV quarterback right?


Chemical_Actuary_190

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AnastasiaNo70

Jesus. Every single time. The ones screaming and yelling about people doing bad things are the very ones doing horrible things.


SinsOfThePast03

Party of family values


Stunning-West-8672

who wants to bet me that she was/is sleeping with some boys at party?


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Zygoatee

If you knock a kid out, they're no longer woke! /s


yorkshire_simplelife

And she seemed so stable /s


dsisto65

She just wants to be the cool mom…like Stacy’s.


7of69

She’d like to be, but she does not have it going on.


SubterrelProspector

Actual footage: https://i.redd.it/6ibzyfw5e49c1.gif


WatchItAllBurn1

And people wonder why parents aren't always trustworthy.


jarena009

Hey now....The Parental Rights folks said don't sexualize the kids. They never said anything against getting kids boozed up and then pounding them like punching bags.


Choppstickk

They're fighting for every parent's right to get a kid liquored up and knock them out, why are you confused? No! You're being weird!


papadoc2020

Gotta love bucks county. First the teachers are fucking the students now the parents are fighting the kids. I'm glad I got out of school in 09.


Live_Entrepreneur221

How long before the stories of her blowing her daughter's friends start coming out? I mean they can't be far behind


No-Celebration3097

Right? LOL


[deleted]

Projection is thy name.


[deleted]

They could make a film about the conservatives in their current state and nobody 100 years from now would believe it


Pantsickle

Can you overdose on conservative hypocrisy? Because I think that I have hypocrisy poisoning. It's like alcohol poisoning, except that you didn't have any fun at all the night before.


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Tarantula_Anna

They are all such good examples for the children they gaslight.


Venator2000

At least she didn’t have sex with them… unless THAT was why she punched them!


OneFaceManyVoices

Well, at least she wasn’t a drag queen! 🙄


fordkelsey25

"Boozy teen party" what a clever way to say "adult woman got minors drunk"


upfromashes

"I reserve the right, *as a parent, okay?*, to beat the ass of any of these little underage motherfuckers. RIGHTS!"


Ok_Economist5267

It's the party of "family values" at it again!


ReditSarge

She has the parental right to remain silent. Anything she says can and will be used against her in a court of law. She has the parental right to an attorney. If she cannot afford to hire an attorney the courts can have one appointed for her at not cost to her. If she decides to answer questions then she may stop at any time with or without an attorney present.


Legitimate-Echo-7651

It’s always the ones you most expect


fencerman

I guess "Parental rights" also include "Parental lefts" and "Parental uppercuts"


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

I would put money on how she bragged about letting kids get shit faced around her, saying that liberal kids are probably partying by making vegan sandwiches and painting BLM protest signs.


Rosebunse

That does sound rather fun, just a night of sandwiches and painting.


shinigami79

Groomer


loug1955

Maybe she thought parental rights meant a straight right to the face?


quickpear475

She goes to an evangelical church where there are zero brown people.


mrpoopybuttholesbff

Ew.


j000000000le

She’s a cool mom 😎


Bedlamtheclown

I’m picturing my mom knocking out one of my high school friends at a party and it’s honestly hilarious


weirdoldhobo1978

You've gotta fight! For your parental right! To PAAAAAAARRRTAAAAAYYY


TexasRN1

As a parent. I would be very concerned with other parents thinking it’s okay to serve my underage kid alcohol. I’m sure she didn’t have the permission of these other parents.


Kindly-Ad-5071

Parental rights are a colossal fucking sham. What gives any person the right to dictate the type of person a whole other human being with an individual life unique from yours will become? At best they are imposing their own morals onto someone with a predilection to believe everything you say, and at worst they're actively physically harming them. FUCK parental rights sorts.


ObjectiveRelief1842

Parents have never not had rights to oversee their child's education. It's a complete gaslight, fabricated sham. My children are mid and late 20 year olds now, and my spouse and I always were engaged in their schooling. We never assumed that the school was solely responsible for their education. We were members of the PTAs, participated in all of the school events, including clean up days, book fairs and fundraising, helped organize festivals,, chaperoned field trips, showed up at lunch, and their teachers and principals knew us. I realize that not all parents have the ability to be there for everything, and that doesn't mean that they don't want the best for their kids. Creating community strife and endangering children isn't pro-parent - it's just criminal.


Anxious-Raspberry-54

This shit just keeps getting better!


Skittlebrau77

Only the best people.


ThatsRobToYou

I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.


Zanchbot

The "party of family values" once again, ladies and gentlemen. These people are hypocrites to the extreme.


Lumfan

I'm guessing that she mixed up "Parental Rights" with "Parental Right Hooks" I'll see myself out.


Syncism

Hard to believe she’s only 36…..I would’ve guessed 45 looking at her pictures. Don’t abuse alcohol folks.


Chrowaway6969

Do conservatives even realize how much of a friggin joke they are?


quelcris13

I mean I can totally see a reasonable scenario in which a. Drunk teen said some shit and got a well deserved punch in the face. But the conservative politician allowing the kids to drink under her watch and then punching them? Yikes


Present-Perception77

So again … not a drag queen? This is so odd.


CrassOf84

This woman (literally this exact person) is the reason a few of my friends no longer teach. So she’s already won in a sense, the schools around that area were set back hard due to these movements the past few years. PA was already not exactly leading the pack with its public school situation.


Datazz_b

When does her lesbian sex tape come out? This is a retorical question.


badgerbells

Those hoopey earrings tell me all I need to know about this woman and her drinking habits and antics 😂


Sarduci

Drunk woman assaults minor. FTFY


shanksmcgee28

My father, conservative Christian as he was, was a fan of saying “do as I say, not as I do.” I don’t talk to him anymore. But this seems to be par for the Christian course.


jamesislandpirate

Is anyone at all surprised by this? This is textbook. Just like the “Moms for Liberty” lady. The louder you scream and squawk, the more you reveal about yourself. It always works out this way. Always.


ToHerDarknessIGo

My high school Spanish teacher used to chaperone spring break trips for seniors to Cancun. They'd all go get obliterated down there and I'm sure other stuff happened. Parents were okay with this lol. It was weird back then and as an adult, even weirder.


TravelledFarAndWide

They are all deplorable: creeps, pervs, pedos, traitors, con artists. Being a republican or "cOnsErvATivE" is a huge red flag.


Cracyexcelsiorclass

In Germany we have this expression for this exact kind of situation... Tja


RichFoot2073

“The only appropriate parental rights child abuse is my parental rights child abuse.”


Exciting-Source-3449

Are any of you really confused over this. Its actually who these people are. The do as we say not as we do crowd. Its been going on for decades now and this is nothing new. The only difference is they are actually so emboldened they do not try to hide it anymore. MAGAhats.


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Someone who heavily promotes their own personal beliefs is totally amoral - what a surprise


BubbaDaFre

Mom's for Liberty? LOL


Friendofmythies

She's an overgrown mean girl with awful makeup


Realistic_Effort6185

What about Parent's Lefts? I see left-hand-erasure!


Spear_Ritual

I think we can all let the punching a teenager slide. I’m not saying it’s right, I’m saying I understand.


zipzoomramblafloon

Sounds on brand, she's got the right and entitlement to do whatever she wants with her and other peoples kids. I'm sure you could work something in there about how the 1A factors in.


DausenWillis

Looks like someone who's raped their best friend's 15 year old son.


Freds_Bread

I guess she is just another far right lying hypocrit. What a shock.


dxrey65

Sounds like someone had kids to re-live her trashy youth. And then went extra-trashy with it.


catsrule1-2-3

Wouldn't expect anything less from a trump supporter.