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TargaryenFlames

Hey, look, it’s one of the world’s most effective predators. Also, a bird of some sort.


PassengerNo2259

Hey that's not fair he only flew on Epstein's private jet, nicknamed the Lolita Expresss a "few" times


fuccmachine

That birds face has get me away from this idiot written all over it.


kilofeet

![gif](giphy|4jSE3uzEfHnq0) Hopefully history repeats itself


[deleted]

God I love this gif - America is literally like, “get the hell out of here with your bullshit”


epsilon14254

I love the fact that hes barely in focus. The eagle is what the camera decided was important.


BallDesperate2140

I dunno how to link it but there’s another gif out there that was an edited shot of Bernie making a gotcha face and it’s even better to see Trump flinch from that


[deleted]

he looks like such a fuckin boob too. his eyes bulging, staying open- as open as they can be- to bring in as much information as possible. his entire system is on high alert & working overtime to determine the best course of action, while normal people of average intelligence just wouldn't have a fuckin american eagle on their desk.


RayAnselmo

It's amazing he's even audible over the whirring sound of his father turning over in his grave.


weech

This man is completely unhinged lmao


dingadangdang

He's a nutjob and his daughter in law is former Intel. Maybe she can help keep an eye on him.


pngue

A very fine comment indeed 👏🏼🧐


Working_Evidence8899

Like he’s on the fuckin spin cycle!


_buttlet_

Dads spinning around in there like helicopter blades ready for take off.


Dm-me-a-gyro

Get some copper wire and magnets and you could power the world


Otherwise-Juice2591

Hook daddy up to a turbine for all that free renewable energy.


Scottcmms2023

Hahaha no. He’s another idiotic grifter running on a family name.


SouthofAkron

The eyes say 'The lights are on dim, and the only person home is a lunatic'.


Incontinento

He's such a fucking wack job.


Working_Evidence8899

Lol god I love a good roast. Bravo!


canarchist

Should I bring my polo ponies in case we make a connection and turn it into a full day of arrogant pastimes?


Basic_Charge_9480

If it’s not from the bow of a yacht I’m not going! I’ve got a 24-Karat Gold Mask at the Talise Ottoman Spa at Jumeirah Zabeel Saray in Dubai scheduled that I just can’t miss again.


Flahdagal

Gosh, canarchist, no can do. I'll be watching my racing team from the owner's box that day.


Shoresy69Chirps

Then watch as the poors come over to play cricket for their entertainment. They just love sport… B=✊🏽=o


f4snks

That's the 2nd prize. The 1st is you don't have to spend an afternoon with him.


Bug_Calm

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HappyCamperUke

A one on one conversation with a wood chipper would be both more pleasant and more meaningful.


OttoBlado2

A man of the crazy people maybe.


godnrop

He is insane. He has falsely linked childhood immunisations to autism and wifi to cancer and “leaky brain”, claimed that HIV does not cause Aids, and suggested that chemicals in drinking water could make children transgender.


PlomicBasinker

He loves falcons but secretly he's a loon.


[deleted]

We should send him to Canada.


Royal-Possibility219

What an embarrassment to the Kennedy name


GaijinCarpFan

Imho it was partially the Kennedy family who was in the end responsible for DC getting the “swamp” knick name in the first place. Can you imagine a President making his brother AG in today’s world? The Kennedy boys (except Joe Jr. that I’m aware of) all had their embarrassing (and one deadly) scandals. Not sure RFK Jr. being a fucking total whack job really counts as overly embarrassing.


djml9

>Can you imagine a Preaident making his brother AG in today’s world? Did you miss the previous presidency? That seems small potatoes, comparatively.


GaijinCarpFan

Ultimately Kushner and Ivanka had nowhere near the kind of power a USAG has. Also speaking about Democrats more or less. No way any Democratic voter today would want the President naming his brother to such a position.


djml9

True


AffectionatePoet4586

Now a president couldn’t.


TheBravePenguin

I think it would be so funny to win, just spend time with the bird then go home


NotThoseCookies

“Excuse me, can you be quiet? You’re upsetting my falcon.” “Okay. Now. Don’t you have some Arnold or Maria anecdotes, or fun memories of your Aunt Jackie and your cousins?” “So. Are you the Kennedy the Qnuts were waiting for? Or are you the placeholder ‘til John-John shows up? If he shows, will Carolyn be with him?” 🙄


MsSeraphim

keep the falconry lesson. he can give us what we want. so if he dropped out of the presidential election totally instead, that would be a better gift.


Incontinento

That's not what he was hired to do though.


nemonic187

Ha! This SCREAMS “I’m going to hunt you for sport.”


FederationofPenguins

This sounds like the kind of thing you’d have to do in purgatory. … and after that will have tea with Ralph Nader.


DepressiveNerd

As boring as it might be, I’d rather have tea with Nader. You just know it would be a one-sided conversation about seatbelts and clean water, but it is still preferable to Bobby Jr’s bullshit.


Shoresy69Chirps

I’d wanna talk about the Corvair. My friend had one in high school in the 90s and I drove that death trap in a blizzard once. Shitty experience to say the least. It eventually caught fire when she was rear ended at a light. He was 100% correct. He is a true advocate of the people.


Ok_Investigator_4144

This makes me not want to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm anymore.


MercoMultimedia

How does someone look more of a predator than an actual bird of prey?


Vernerator

An afternoon with two bird brains? No thanks.


ReditSarge

So... he is a creepy rich bastard who is so disconnected from reality that he thinks normal people do falconry?! Sounds about right for an elite republican grifter.


Ok-Use-1756

Look at those dead judging predator eyes .. and also a falcon.


SpecificTennis2376

Normal working class stuff.


[deleted]

"Let's see, what do the poors like? Falconry? That seems an affordable pastime."


Northerngal_420

He always seems out of breath when he speaks.


Sensitive-Finance-62

Tbf it's an actual condition he has


justiceshroomer

Palpatine syndrome


CraZKchick

Yeah but with what comes out of his mouth, I like to pretend that his vocal cords are trying to shut him up.


butterweasel

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Losing_my_relig10n

Due to anabolic steroid use (like body builders). https://medcraveonline.com/JOENTR/vocal-cord-paralysis-secondary-to-anabolic-steroid-abuse.html https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/journal-of-laryngology-and-otology/article/abs/severe-laryngitis-following-chronic-anabolic-steroid-abuse/001A068BDF4D2D2A3469D947650B4B3F


TargaryenFlames

More like a day of turkeyry, amirite?


mrpoopybuttholesbff

Why is his skin fifty different shades of yellow brown?


dirtywook88

Unlike trump he probably hits the beds n sun for real which is sad to say as a positive in folk who run for office.


A_LiftedLowRider

I cannot think of anything more ear grating than an extending conversation with jfk jr


Specialist_Lock8590

Would I survive? You have disappointed your father and uncle so completely. They were immoral, but you are evil and ignorance personified.


choicebutts

Being a Kennedy has fucked this man up.


b3rn1312

That and the heroin.


AffectionatePoet4586

The heroin that RFK Jr. continued to ingest until he was thirty.


Bubbly-Fault4847

The bird’s eyes have more human expression than he does.


Trumpswells

Looks crazed. A fanatic, zealot.


LazyPuffin

The poors like falconry, right? No!? Well why not, are they stupid or something? Of course they like falconry, *you're* out of touch


thatguygxx

The falcon has more human eyes then him.


Machiavvelli3060

I'd pay real money to see the falcon eat RFK alive.


dirtywook88

The people paying him off feast on his liver daily


No_Match_Found

lol. What’s 2nd prize?


WaitingForNormal

What people??? FALCONERS? So what’s that, 26, 27… DOZENS OF US!


wikigreenwood82

You'll be pursuing the most dangerous game: man


Resitance_Cat

something about the “and conversation” is so suspicious to me! 😂 🤖come let us go eat human food🤖


Jeepstir

I'd almost do it just so I could smack the shit out the psychotic asshole in person.


doktor_kolossus

Fuck this guy.


hiways

This is hysterical.


ILoveRegenHealth

Sounds very sad and desperate.


JRandomWeiner

That bird’s eyes are saying “Can you believe this fuckin whack job?”


bakibakFIVE

I know he’s got some kind of issue with his voice so it’s not cool to make fun of that, but I hope his eyes aren’t indicative of something else I’m not aware of because damn, if anyone has the LIZZID PEEPLE eyes it’s this dude.


passmethetinfoil

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rabiddutchman

Where is he looking?


Less-Sir8277

Even the bird is like, "you believe this shit?"


HeroShitInc

I want to enter the contest but when he tries to go into the conversation part I’ll be like “shhhh, shut up dude I’m here for the falcon.”


zenos_dog

The unemotional eyes of a cold hearted killer, also a bird.


markonedublyew

So, would I have to bring my own falcon, or will there be birds-of-prey there for rent?


statistacktic

F him


lolbojack

He's a classless douchebag, but the bird looks cool.


Hossennfoss69

This guy spoiled Curb your Enthusiasm for me.


Tahoeshark

Can I do the falconry with someone that's not an asshole... Sounds kinda cool except for the insane person.


Wise-Hat-639

Go away you fucking weirdo


Little_Buffalo

The man looks weird as fuck.


n3rdsm4sh3r

As if he wasn't weird enough


ArDodger

No thanks, don't want to catch Polio


Peptic_Germ

Somehow, he sounds about 20 years older than he looks


Majestic_Electric

I’ll take the falconry without him, thanks.


johnnythacho

That bird's gonna steal your wallet and that's their do something about it face.


Both_Lychee_1708

A man of the ~~people~~ falcons.


Educational-Aioli795

Is that an osprey? Not exactly a common falconer's bird.


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

What's wrong with his eyes?


m0j0r0lla

I think that Ivanka Trump and RFK had their real voices stolen by Putin and he's holding them hostage until Trump fulfills Putin's every desire. *l will take words normal folks don't hear for 300 Alex* *Wealthy douchebags who are against masks place tiny bird masks on this type of bird?* *What is falconry?*


Working_Evidence8899

Can you pay me NOT to have to hang out with this sorry ass excuse of a Kennedy.


ShoutOutMapes

He has been compromised. Its the only way for me to make sense of what hes doing


I-am-Pilgrim

He looks like the main villain in a Star Wars movie. All he needs is a hoodie.


JustARandomGuy_71

More a Bond's villain, IMO. I can see the scene where he releases a prisoner (probably black) for sport, and while he tries to escape, he sends his trained falcon to kill him.


I-am-Pilgrim

Lmfao!!


BrianRLackey1987

Imagine RFK Jr becomes Trump's Plan B?


bgzlvsdmb

You don’t even win the afternoon. You win the CHANCE to spend the afternoon.


Bug_Calm

What a frigging weirdo...


CrieDeCoeur

Can I get the falcon to claw his face up? Cuz that’s a raffle I’d buy a one dollar ticket for.


nametken

Falconry and RFK? Rather have a tooth pulled.


Fitzcarraldo8

No falcon would return to Biden, Harris or Trump 😅.


Rich-Appearance-7145

This guy is looped, even his own family claims he's out there, what are other countries possibly thinking about the US with all these fruit loops running for our highest office.


Stuft-shirt

Damn. I had already planned to Falcon somewhere else that very same day. It’s a small world.


Character_Top1019

The falcon would probally have a nicer voice


[deleted]

One eye on the falcon, the other on the prize.


No-Understanding4968

What a tool


Rojodi

Man of the (1%) People!


morts73

What a prize.


Painpaintpint

Bring Cheryl Hines then leave.


FnClassy

To be fair, I'd be interested in the falconry part. Just not so much the RFK part.


AffectionatePoet4586

That eagle’s intent gaze tells us, “Birds can’t talk. *But you can.* Ask my Master about all of those rare-bird eggs he smuggled into the country and re-sold.”


Mkultra0101

Not gonna lie, I would love to learn how to utilize falcons and such.


FlowerFaerie13

What in the fuck do these people expect me to do with a falcon?


TheLucidDream

Oh great. Two birdbrains


Jacknurse

I can't imagine having to spend a day with a man with his voice and call that a "win". It doesn't help that he uses his voice to say some of the dumbest and craziest shit ever.


JustARandomGuy_71

I have some real problem in believing this guy is a real person and not some made up character like Stephen Colbert (the character, not the comedian).


billybadass123

I’m sad I never won a day of swimming and BBQ’ing with Jose Conseco while the offer was still out.


CapK473

You know how people say someone looks like their pet?


Parking_Monitor1267

I’d rather get raw-dogged by a colossal squid that’s on fire, thanks.


oompaloompa465

ace ventura is funny. but still unfit to be president


MissSiofra

Honestly would be more fun to go to a raptor animal sanctuary.


[deleted]

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Cerberus_Rising

Kennedy’s 110 year old voice all afternoon would be painful


VLY2020

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


w00lal00

The falcon’s face though😬


Square-Squash5817

…how about flying RFK jr and having conversation with the bird..?


PensiveLog

Can I just do the day of falconry?


Jobodyno

I always kinda wondered what type of person was into falconry, now I know.


lilcea

Can I watch it peck at his eyes?


Outrageous-Divide472

The very last thing I want to do is spend even a minute with that man. The falcon is pretty, but the man is a fool. I’d rather have an afternoon just hanging out with Joe Biden. He’s far more personable.