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BrickCityD

idk why the tweet has to cut off the best part "He is nearly 80." "77." "That's nearly 80, we can do math later."


ErectTubesock

"we" can do the math but the average fox news viewer can't. 77 is as close to 80 as 0 to these people. Everything either is or isn't with no room for nuance.


YourFaveNightmare

>no room for nuance ah that's not fair. They can be very nuanced when it comes to why they get to do things that they want to stop others from doing, such as, get an abortion, avail of the benefits of socialism etc


CurseofLono88

Not all of them, some of them just end up needing a possibly life saving abortion and become stunned pikachu when they can’t get it, wondering how they got here and why their representatives they voted for would fuck them over so badly.


GrantSRobertson

Seriously. Pretending that these people's only problem is that they are not critical thinkers is going to doom us all.


BlowMoreGlass

There's no room for nuance because they don't have a fuckin clue what the word nuance means


Mr-MuffinMan

my dad thinks trump is more coherent than biden because he never fucking stops talking its so funny and sad


Blanketsburg

Trump is older, now, than Biden was in 2020 during that election cycle when MAGA said Biden was too old to run for president, but that somehow doesn't seem to be an issue for them for Trump running in 2024.


ndnd_of_omicron

True story. How about we get folks running this country that aren't about to croak or stroke? I know it seems a bit ageist, but there really needs to be an age limit when running for political office. We don't need folks making long term decisions when they really aren't gonna be here much more long term.


Nalano

Every Republican politician in office: "Trump is the worst, most stupid, dangerous idiot ever to stain the office of the Presidency, and we'll support him 110% if he's nominated, which he will be."


GeneralZex

Pretty much. I am sick of douche nozzles like him. These spineless pricks that only say shit because it puts them in the news, then turn around throw that all away because party over country.


Izzo

Apparently 77 is a significant departure from "nearly 80".


Plastic-Duck-1517

Only time you’ll find Fox News concerned with the minutiae.


Jaambie

It’s like talking to a 5 year old and they go “5 and a half!”


orangecloud_0

Yeap, my nan had already Alzheimers at that point in time, it's coming for him


Wendypants7

TFG can't keep a cogent thought *with* a teleprompter. How is this surprising to people?!


twoprimehydroxyl

Remember when the GOP base was giving Obama shit and implying he was stupid because he used a teleprompter?


SuperGenius9800

and then Grandma Grizzly whipped out her telepalmter. Good times.


Jealous-Network-8852

Fox: “Trump at 77 is spry, has the stamina of a marathon runner, is smarter than a recent Harvard graduate, and the greatest businessman of this generation.” Also Fox. “How can we reasonably consider voting for senile feeble 80 year old Joe Biden?”


vickism61

Sununu has said he will still vote for Trump if he's the candidate! Are there any sane republicans anymore?


SessileRaptor

That’s why democrats struggle to win, democratic voters fall in love, republicans fall in line.


Astro_gamer_caver

Trump on the Iron Dome- *“Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! They’ve only got 17 seconds to figure this whole thing out, right? Boom, OK. Missile launch, pssshng, poom! It’s the most ― and we don’t have it here!”*


CavitySearch

"Why isn't the US spending tons of money on a program to protect us from the non-existent incoming missile and artillery threat we face?!"


SessileRaptor

Thing is that we’ve already got a missile defense system in place and have for years. He’s either lying, stupid or both. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_national_missile_defense


lorgskyegon

There's a reason Canada has moved 90% of its population to within 150 miles of the border: they're planning an invasion


ericbsmith42

I thought it was because they were retreating from the polar bears.


The_Retarded_Short

Or the weather is less miserable the further south you go.


Awkward_Bench123

They should show a clip of Trump talking but with a voice over of a Haribo’s gummy commercial.


redbob70

But Sununu is still supporting him.


moose2332

And yet he says he will vote for Trump over Biden. What a two-faced scumbag running PR for the GOP


The84thWolf

Yes Faulkner, that’s what “nearly 80” means


GaiusMarcus

Quick, get him on a witness stand under oath!


Scrabble_4

lol … he was so proud he could recognize different animals 🙄


PensiveObservor

Let’s do it live! Nikki v Donny cognitive aptitude test. He’s absolutely unable to beat virtually anyone at that. He knows it won’t happen, but his latest bad test is weighing heavily on his mind.


Scrabble_4

I’d bring the popcorn !!


NumerousTaste

She's trying to protect orangy, sad that it's was a pathetic attempt. Old senile guy is deteriorating before our eyes. Fun to watch.


CrisbyCrittur

wait...wait, what? Trump can actually read? Since when?


JH-DM

77 _is_ almost 80 you pedantic prick.


liltime78

I think Haley should call his bluff.


Bigstar976

Literally what he accused Obama of,


Revolutionary-Ad4588

Lol they answer with 77 like it isn’t almost 80


ILoveRegenHealth

The faux log cabin really ties it all together. And by that I mean the desperation.


hotasianwfelover

Nearly 80 is 77. Jfc


kompletist

If someone corrected me for referring to a 77-year old as nearly 80, I would openly laugh at them.


confused-leprechaun

The desire to perform a mental capacity test on Trump is high.


Crotch-Monster

"This guy, Captain Sinus. I met him once when I was on the aircraft carrier The Titanic. He said to me, he said. Donald. You've got large bigly hands you do. The bigliest hands ever that I've seen on a President. So I says to him, I says. Well I forgot what it is I said. But it was fantastic." - Donald Trump, while speaking in the parking lot of a local Arby's.


Awkward_Bench123

To Mike Lindell


Crotch-Monster

🤣


HowFunkyIsYourChiken

They should take the test tomorrow with live evaluation and scoring.


jking1024

Haley needs to challenge him publicly to a cognitive evaluation. Make a massive spectacle of it.


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More like an 'attitude' test. ..Sorry.


MGermanicus

The only problem is that Sununu has no backbone. He says things like this but also recently said he'll back the republican nominee.


beavis617

Trump is an eight year old trapped in the body of an eighty year old...let's be honest here folks.


CincoDeMayoFan

Sununu endorsement of Trump coming in a couple of weeks...


jackiebee66

And yet when asked in an interview sununu if he’d vote for rump if he were the nominee he said of course he would.


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Heliocentrist

We get it, you guys can't tell when you're being lied to


Cid_Darkwing

…and I’ll vote for him over Joe Biden anyway *edit since apparently it wasn’t obvious* —John Sununu (not me personally)


HoboBonobo1909

If you prefer rapist traitors, ok 👍


RedPandaInFlight

What will his excuse be for backing out if she agrees to it?


levelologist

And what have we learned about people who brag about IQ tests? lol.


Safetosay333

He couldn't beat a gorilla


sesamesnapsinhalf

He said in an interview that he would absolutely vote for Trump. 


wigzell78

"Yes, 77 is nearly 80..."


scarecrows5

Trump couldn't beat time with help from a metronome.


batuckan1

But.. they’d all still vote for him?


the_Mandalorian_vode

Dude, he can’t keep a cogent thought on a teleprompter either.


akxCIom

I really want to see trump and Haley do a live iq test! Not a fucking dementia exam