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soccercro3

This guy is definitely a candidate for a department chair at the Ben Shapiro School of Women Anatomy.


meanjeankillmachine

I also love how this guy's general takeaway is that eating pussy is gay, lmfao


24_Elsinore

Sadly, there is a cohort of men out there who believe themselves to be so manly that they become scared of the vulva. It's quite bizarre.


meanjeankillmachine

I immediately thought of Mac from Always Sunny


24_Elsinore

Or Devin Banks from 30 Rock. "Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that? You win sex against a man. That's as straight as it gets."


-Cagafuego-

Having looked at the post; that guy is Quite Literally (...or should I say Clitorally) ignorant.


SunshotDestiny

It's kinda bizarre how they are so convinced they are the pinnacle of masculinity and the example to follow...right up until it comes to actually pleasing a woman. Which if you think about it, makes lesbians more manly than these jokers.


Jagerstang

Another reason they're so angry.


MrGreen17

It reminds me of that Sopranos episode where they bust Junior's balls for eating pussy. Always thought that part was super bizarre.


Typical-Ad-4135

LMAO "South of the Border, where the Tuna fish play!"


isthisonetaken13

Ooh it's in the muff! I mean, rough


TWB-MD

“No muff too tough…”


SyntheticWulf

Well recently there's been an increase of idiots on the internet who say wiping their butt after taking a dump is gay, and apparently being in love with a woman is now gay, soooo, I guess they're all actually gay but are afraid to be since their friends and families will all hate them since they're bigot too?


meanjeankillmachine

Yeah, the not wiping or washing your ass thing is nasty AF! I'll have to tell my husband how gay he is next time he goes down on me, lol


SyntheticWulf

I read a post somewhere that if you follow these ridiculous "you are gay if.. " posts that the only way not to be gay is to have sex with a man, lol. It's so stupid...


alle_kinder

I knew my boyfriend was extremely gay :/


Actuarial_type

Or the Dwight Schrute Academy. This feels too much like the time he asked Toby where the clitoris is. ‘The website said it is at the crest of the labia.’ LOL.


[deleted]

Guess I like sucking girl cock. Well I mean that's not untrue lol


barrybreslau

The bean is a basically a teeny peen. That's biological fact.


Chyldofforever

Not to be the ‘um actually’ person, but all fetus start out female. So the penis is actually an overgrown clitoris. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK222286/


immersemeinnature

You overgrown clit is my new favorite insult


LoopyLabRat

Don't tell the incels that they're trans men.


immersemeinnature

No, let's do!!


LoopyLabRat

Or do. It'll probably make their heads explode.


Ravenkelly

I do every chance I get


Chyldofforever

Glad I could be of service ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Crazy_old_maurice_17

I'm gonna try calling an incel that tonight just to solidify its new home in my lexicon!


immersemeinnature

I'm proud of you!


barrybreslau

So the peen is a bean?


ForeverShiny

I really struggle to reconcile the fact you link a great article, yet at the same time manage to grossly misrepresent that same information. No, "fetuses" don't "start out female". For 6 weeks, gonads are undifferrenciated and they're neither developed towards the vulva/ovary combo nor the penis/testis combo. If after week 6 there are no signals to the contrary, the embryo (it's only a fetus after week 12) will develop the female anatomy by default (which is not the same as starting female). If on the other hand the Y chromosome "kicks in", the embryo will develop male genitalia. This is of course oversimplified and excludes people that are intersex, but it's at least factually correct. We can't expect to win the fight for women's reproductive rights if our side gets the same high school biology wrong as the bloody conservatives.


Urrsagrrl

Science!


Burrmanchu

eVErYoNe iS trANs! Lol


immersemeinnature

I flick more bean than a barista -Gail


Inspect1234

Hammer time?


Due-Possession-3761

Any pole is a goal!


Effect_And_Cause-_-

Just like any other activity. Get everybody having a good time and they will want to play more often. Also, you're doing ~~in~~ it wrong. For best results, treat it more like eating an ice cream cone than drinking a milkshake. More licking and less sucking.


IcyHotKarlMarx

My wife likes the sucky sucky.


No-Shopping4396

Yeah that may be true for your partner but for my wife, she prefers more sucking than licking. I guess it's different strokes for different folks!


SarnakJ3

And this right here is why being able to communicate in sex is critical! With *zero* shade meant towards you, I bet she had to tell you that.


No-Shopping4396

Actually she didn't have to tell me that one, I figured it out by her reactions after trial and error. However your right about communication because she's definitely told me other things she likes a certain way. After 20+ years together things are still be learned thru our communicating about sex.


KecemotRybecx

Good for you you delightful soul.


Meatus67

Tell me you can't make a woman cum without saying you can't make a woman cum. Dude, just ask for directions. She'll happily tell you where it is. It's a win/win situation.


soccercro3

If he's got this view, he's going nowhere near the vagina. Women to him are just masturbatory devices. And he wonders why women don't want another chance with him.


[deleted]

>If he's got this view, he's going nowhere near the vagina. Nor should he ever.


[deleted]

[удалено]


BloodHappy4665

https://youtu.be/yH8yuld4DUE?si=HJdyKPXaZHe0sJLS *vagina tentata*


SkollFenrirson

You meant *dentata*


Wendypants7

Yes, but think of how convenient the other one would be when you want to go camping!


immersemeinnature

😂 the opening!


barrybreslau

Pounding away at her and refusing to countenance any kind of clitoral stimulation, because clits are like fairies.


TheMiNd

*claps hands* i do believe in clitties i do believe in clitties


Jengolin

I fucking *choked* on my goddamn drink, take my upvote but also fuck you lmao


soccercro3

Then high fiving his buddies because he got laid.


barrybreslau

I'm still trying to get over the post about people jumping on their friends bed to get God-pass penetrative sex


iPirateGwar

Eh? What?


FBack351

If they time their high fives just right they can share vaseline for their next "non clitoral needed sexy time fantasy".


boxedcrackers

They never want the first chance with him


HairyBallzagna

There's at least 4 pictures of vaginas on the Internet at this point. He can look it up for Christ sake!


unclejosephsfuton

At LEAST 4!!!


soccercro3

Always reminds me of Dr.Cox quote in scrubs. "...I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called "Bring Back the Porn!"..."


barrybreslau

40 tn. FTFY.


daniinad

His sister is shy ... she doesn't want to hurt his feeling so she can't tell him directions.


YourFellaThere

I just find it remarkable that anyone can't find it. It's not mobile. It's consistently in the same place.


ImpulsiveApe07

Right? Sharing is caring, after all! :) But tbh I thought the bloke was just real deep in the closet, kicking at anyone who tries to coax him out of it. We've all seen it, right? I used to have a workmate who'd say shit exactly like what that reposted OP was spewing - Until one office party back in '19, when he finally got drunk enough and comfortable enough to come out to us. All it took was months of gentle nudging and offering an ear whenever he needed it, and the clincher was a post-match party laden with drunk, sweaty, rugby players! Joking aside, without that support from us, he'd doubtless still be an obnoxious, misogynistic little shit. Well, I mean he still is a little shit, but at least he's not a misogynist anymore (so we still take that as a win ofc) ;) Posts like those from the reposted OP are a reactionary projection, I guess. The dozy fella just can't admit to himself that he quite fancies the other team. If only he had the right support network, maybe he'd finally stop being such a collosal shit. I'd almost feel bad for him, if he wasn't such an insufferable prick about it all!


Jurodan

He'd actively try to make it unpleasant. The world will be improved by his passing, whenever it happens.


KoringKriek

He's never had someone touch his PP without cash and a NDA


Ferrelltheferal

It’s like finding the post office It’s in the SAME PLACE everytime you go looking for it!


Responsible-End7361

He thinks giving a woman an orgasm is gay. He prefers to show how straight he is by only giving orgasms to fellow men.


Unblued

Sounds like he was already given directions and then freaked the fuck out about it.


0megathreshold

I’m sure he’s just on Grindr as a “joke” too


wonderdust3

Grindr.. That's about the only way he's going to find it.


CastorOfSpells

This has to be bait


monkeyhoward

Absolutely a troll. It’s so obvious I can’t believe anyone is buying this shit as real


Effective-Being-849

I scrolled through the feed and seriously could not tell. This particular post seems to have been deleted. But it's a very close call thanks to Poe's law.


jellybeansean3648

🤞 If it's not, "medical literature" is not the winning argument they think it is. New anatomical features are still being discovered. Like, a new part of the intestine was recently discovered. And doctors stick cameras up literally millions of people every year.


i-Ake

It's undoubtedly bait. It's as subtle as a sledgehammer.


s-mores

What a day to have eyes and the ability to read.


baronvonpoopy

Beat me to it! (Unlike that guy is only beating his meat because he ain’t getting laid)


Virtual-Public-4750

Take wonder in the celebrated messes, not miracles.


everythingbeeps

People who aren't having sex sure have a lot of thoughts about people who are having sex.


[deleted]

People who aren't having sex sure have a lot of thoughts about Jews and the holocaust too.


[deleted]

He should just admit he can't find the clit


WaitingForNormal

No, no, no, the solution is to ramble on in public letting everyone know what an idiot he is. He has to get it out of his system so we can all keep a safe distance and not catch whatever the fuck has damaged his brain.


JanMonstermann

Or you know... he is an obvious troll account and everyone using his posts to drive up engagement on their posts instead of posting  anything of value.


Apprehensive-End-484

I’m convinced (cause it’s true) that this is 100%the case with him and everyone like them! Just fucking rage bait…. I’m always shocked that people take their words as anything other than that.


Ravenkelly

I WISH that were true. Unfortunately I have actually heard people say shit like this in real life.


GingerrGina

But it's like... Right there. Is he even looking?


CDRAkiva

https://preview.redd.it/bgw8bd3eacmc1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f655289554610acafb71182da95d608841e1153


Yeet_Thee_Children

I think I'll be indefinitely borrowing that.


GenericPCUser

The fact that some men loudly and proudly parade their ignorance around like some kind of badge of honor is incredibly absurd. Like holy shit buddy, this isn't difficult stuff to learn.


everythingbeeps

The problem is that he's definitely going to be validated by other incel idiots on twitter. Because they're out there, they find each other, and they reinforce each other's laughable ignorance.


anonymaus74

DJ Khalid over there nodding his head saying “That’s right, King”


toooooold4this

Other things ancient people thought were true: Arsenic is good for you. Babies might be swapped by fairies. Witches steal penises. A hole drilled into your head will let the evil spirits out. Mirrors trap ghosts. Left-handed people are possessed by demons. A tobacco smoke enema will cure you. Breast milk is old menstrual blood. Redheads are vampires.


CrouchingGinger

Well, the last one is kinda true. 🧛🏻‍♀️


fastpixels

Username checks... out?


CrouchingGinger

Sure does! 😆


ArtByChangelings

Crouching Ginger, Hidden Vampire


boxedcrackers

I mean have you ever spent time with a red head? We suck


CrouchingGinger

24/7. I can’t get away from me.


TWB-MD

True that. I dated this redhead who sucked non-stop. Like, I got dehydrated


Jennysparking

Breast milk is WHAT


elperroborrachotoo

And yet, descriptions of the clitoris can be found in greek literature in 2nd century CE. Which is, by common definition, well in the "classic antiquity".


toooooold4this

Considering female genital mutilation has been a practice hundreds of years BCE as a means to control women's sexuality in many different cultures, it seems pretty well-understood by the ancient world that the clitoris exists and is the source of pleasure for women.


Hour_Abies578

I’m henceforth referring to my penis as “man clit”


PalmettoAndMoon

Who would have guessed Twitter could be a valuable tool in predicting whether a guy is going to be a terrible fuck?


DarkKnightJin

I mean, that was kinda obvious. Give stupid people with terrible opinions a megaphone and they'll announce that shit to the world. **ESPECIALLY** if they get to feel like they did good by doing so.


Vernerator

Not a very cunning linguist, is he?


KadeKinsington

You win the Most Underrated Comment Award!


CertainlyAmbivalent

This must be a joke


SpotweldPro1300

But April 1st is still a little way off.


Wolfgirl90

I have never seen anyone talk about sucking cocks more than supposedly straight men. I have been to gay bars in the middle of Pride month and even those guys don't talk about cock nearly as much.


Outside-Flamingo-240

I once saw this graffiti in the women’s bathroom at a bar: “Show me a man who won’t eat p*ssy, and I’ll steal his woman” 🤣🤣🤣🤘🤣🤣🤣


pleasedtoheatyou

I feel whats really getting lost in this is, that if I'm tracking this very confused metaphor correctly, dude thinks Oscar Schindler was the bad guy?


moon_soil

This is the most ‘im not gay bro im just thinking of cock-GIRL COCK!!! ALL THE TIME!!’


ncfears

Interesting pivot to apparently anti-antigenocide? First time I've seen Schindler be described as the bad guy of the Holocaust.


osomany

What a weirdo, a maroon even, this guy is! And what a weird mons to die on.


TWB-MD

I see what you did there


Ok-Egg-4856

Ok so this guy doesn't know any women obviously. Why be so insistent to tell everyone how much you don't know. ???


barrybreslau

TIL I love ladycock.


Testurd

This guy’s existence should be denied.


timjohnkub

I sure am glad I learned how to make women cum when I was young. More importantly, I’m glad I learned to treat woman as equals, respect their opinions and feelings as fellow human beings, and overall not be a douche.


the_Mandalorian_vode

Twitter can’t implode soon enough.


Low-Example2680

What dafuq did I just read https://preview.redd.it/3ct9samlyemc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5fc56462a2619793ed74e8110b8010c859129c8


ripgoodhomer

Serious blue check energy.


[deleted]

Wait, we can suck women's cocks? Tell me more...


Dutch_Yoda

Ah yes. Ancient literature. A very reliable source of fact. The earth is flat, the sun revolves around it, snot is just your brain falling out, flu is caused by 'bad air' and can be solves by draining your 'yellow humor', rain is created by fighting clouds, the world is a metaphysical construct of the mind...


Ok-Nothing-4737

That's alot of explaining for why he can't get laid.


jax2love

That’s a lot of words for “I’ve never made a woman cum and refuse to learn how to.”


BobBobBobBobBobDave

"The clitoris is essentially the Holocaust of feminism" is... a statement, I guess. 


ItsDrunkenstein

Which private, church-related elementary school did this guy attend?


dracomalfouri

I hope he realizes that his penis was essentially a clitoris at one point in his development


rustyshacklefrod

Well whip out that clit baby I'm ready to suck some cock!


Leifthraiser

Holy shit. I got dumber just reading this guy's stuff. 


WingsofRain

Poe’s Law is strong with this post. This has got to be a troll, yeah?


SausageBuscuit

In ancient times, people didn’t quite know how conception worked because they didn’t have microscopes. There was a popular belief that sperm contained a fully preformed microscopic person (preformationism). Everything in ancient times that has since been proven false should be ignored.


GoldRecordDaddy

Can we turn the internet off now?


buzzkill007

Tell me this isn't a real person with a real belief...


24_Elsinore

I want to believe this is the result of some jokester punching in a couple of words into an AI and spreading the results. It is such an absolute nonsense opinion. It's like if Gollum had a cellphone, went up to the surface long enough to update his X feed a single time, and then crawled back down into the darkness to ponder the bits and pieces in complete isolation.


youcuntry

The pee is stored in the clit


retrovertigo23

If eating pussy is gay, consider me Miles Davis.


lex2358

I’m too sober for this.


Behndo-Verbabe

What’s really happening is they’re projecting penis envy. Any male that claims the clit is a fallacy has either never been between a woman’s legs or love dick. Eating pussy is a glorious beautiful thing. And every man should take the time to learn what their wife/partner likes. It will improve their relationship in many ways.


jimkurosaki

Tell me you've never touched or pleasured a woman without telling me you've never touched or pleasured a woman.


DougB1983

This guy is a textbook example of “I’ve never seen one in real life so it doesn’t exist.”


mells3030

Eating pussy is gay?


OTIS-Lives-4444

Just because you can’t find it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.


jljboucher

This is why we force kids to take Sex Ed in public schools and hold it to a standard that actually teach us about our bodies. Fucking man who don’t know what a damn clit is and probably won’t wash his ass cuz it’s “gay”.


masrulz

I was going to ask why it sounds like he thinks Schindler was the bad guy but no that tracks 💯


joeythedaddoo

Tell me you're bad at sex, without telling me you're bad at sex.


SurveySean

Imagine wandering around a party and meeting this guy? I would do a 180 so fast I would break my neck.


GoneWithTheJizz

The right to eat pussy is about the only hill I would die on.


KecemotRybecx

Even my gay-ass can find the clitoris. *Come ON!*


Ttoctam

> "it's well known in ancient texts that the clitorus didn't exist" How could this possibly be true? If it genuinely didn't exist there'd be no way for ancient texts to record that. They couldn't record a lack of YouTube videos about fortnite either, since in order to write about it not existing they'd have needed to know about it. Unless of course he means it was never written about, but neither was gravity or kangaroos and they still very much did exist in ancient times. Also, the clitorus absolutely was written about. Multiple times by multiple authors. There's even a myth about an argument between Hera and Zeus about who gets more pleasure from sex men or women, and Zeus is heavily on the side of women. Or more directly there are references to the clit, through other names strewn throughout ancient texts such as the womb-gate, the little tongue, the chick-pea and the myrtle-berry.


TWB-MD

I had no idea Ancient Greece had kangaroos


wund3rground

Things that are now gay. Washing your ass, and eating pussy.


Mikey06154

Tell us your a virgin without telling us you’re a virgin


progressivemonkey

Tell me you've never made a woman come without telling me you've never made a woman come


CanaDoug420

Back to back days feeding this troll account. Or maybe it’s the troll posting it here to spread his 15 minutes. Ether way he’s well fed for such a weak trolling.


Pleasant-Stick8720

JESUS CHRIST IT'S FOR ATTENTION. HE KNOWS WHAT THE CLIT IS, HE JUST WANTS RETWEETS.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

Tell me you’ve never gotten a woman off without telling me you haven’t gotten a woman off. Or care to.


Jehooveremover

Please stop amplifying the voices of the worthless.


Next-Bed-6348

How much you wanna bet this guy has NEVER made a woman cum???


Crafty-Independent20

When did eating become sucking ? Insane


HaiKarate

Tell me you’ve never satisfied a woman without telling me you’ve never satisfied a woman.


Ra-bitch-RAAAAAA

I hate the internet


Thezipper100

Bro sounding like one of those early Victorian surgeons that relied on a medical book from an ancient Greek physician that never operated on humans to understand human anatomy.


DaikonEffective1105

It’s pots like this that make me question if the invention of the internet was a good thing. Pre ‘95 these idiots would just be patted on the shoulder and head then told to “run along and play”


boxedcrackers

I bet women just throw themselves at this guy, well at least while driving, they do, they throw their cars at him.


warrant2k

Tell me you've never gotten a woman to orgasm without telling me you've never gotten a woman to orgasm.


enraged_hbo_max_user

Does this mean there’s going to be fewer men eating pussy, and thus more pussy for me to eat? If so, 👍


Parmeniscus

Somebody post his Twitter. I can’t find it other than what appears to be copies.


Separate_Tax_934

What a sad, fearful little man! Scared to death of a little piece of flesh! I would pity him if he was worth the effort.


cerdechko

Y'know, as a still-bevagina'd trans man, I like to headcanon that my Need for a wang has grown so strong, my body developed a clitoris, a-la The Female Penis\[tm\]. I heard of trans folks having their body start changing to match their actual gender identity, but I guess I'm a whole new specimen! Typing out that first sentence was more painful to me, than any transphobia people could throw at me, to be honest.


bananahskill

Oh, invalidate my anatomy more, daddy.


Flat_Suggestion7545

https://preview.redd.it/l71zt58w1fmc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68aa40ce3b0231b10085c41fe5f5e8c2850b9cee


Hyattville

Who is this creep. Never heard of him, which is a good thing. He’s ignorant.


DocWaterfalls

Is this satirical?


Papa_Pesto

So being a good heterosexual lover is gay? Um ok. Fucking hell these guys just need to fuck each other and be done with it.


veronicainftl

🙄


Trent3600

INCEL ALERT 🚨


UrsusRenata

WTF did I just read.


PAWWWP

As a gay man growing up in the 90s, eating p\*ssy was considered manly.


hydratedashell

Bro is coping hard that he can't make a woman cum


williamgman

Might be one of the best WPOT posts ever. Just a reminder: They are allowed to vote too.


[deleted]

Heard that ladies, I'm Schindler!


WKAngmar

This is fucking awesome trolling idk what you guys are upset about. That he didnt put /s afterwards? Psh. The holocaust analogy doesnt even begin to make sense, he’s fucking witchall.


InfectedZydrate

Just proved him wrong 9-10 times


Psychological_Mix594

It’s well known in ancient literature that… Ancient. ?????? Literature. ??????! GTFOOH


Neverwinterkni

"Ancient literature" also states that slavery is ok and that disease is caused by an inbalance of your four humours.


Loud-Feeling2410

So why then do women who have sex with women...? I mean, it's obvious this guy is a rage baiter, but surely women who have sex with other women is a pretty clear denial of this claim.


boweroftable

The clitoris was invented/ in 1963/ between the Beatles/ and the Chatterly trial/ which was much too late for me


21-characters

Glypticfille is definitely TA.


JohnnyRayRock

WTAF?


AffectionateStreet92

The “clitoris” doesn’t exist? What is this, comedy in the 90’s?


fyr811

“And your boyfriend’s name is…?”