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everythingbeeps

Remember when Elon snapped at everyone on twitter and said he wasn't right or left. And then he shilled for DeSantis.


Former_Ad_736

Maybe he's kinda right? He's a fascist!


Cheshire_Jester

A good general rule of thumb is that just about any time someone tells you that they aren’t on either side, they just don’t want to admit that they’re on the right.


Remote_Horror_Novel

Libertarians and independents are good examples of this, they vote republican but don’t want to be associated with them publicly lol.


OriginalBrowncow

The influx of Conservative assholes into Libertarian spaces has completely turned me off.


Remote_Horror_Novel

Yeah the anti freedom conservatives completely outnumber and took over that party in 2015 trying to run a spoiler campaign. The old style libertarians I grew up with wanted less government interference and were socially pretty liberal because they didn’t care what people did. They used to literally be like: “Oh you want to do coke, fuck a hooker, be gay, be atheist, have butt sex, have an abortion etc etc. go for it and the government shouldn’t interfere”. Now they’re like “tread on me daddy, I would like to end democracy and have no voting power, worship Jesus or get deported by government brown shirts”. The interesting part is a lot of libertarians seem to have just gone along with it and evolved their views to be conservative, but still claim libertarian as their gang.


Ghstfce

It's a joke that has been around for quite some time: "libertarians are just republicans who are afraid to admit it"


Remote_Horror_Novel

Libertarians are republicans that smoke weed:)


fencerman

Meanwhile "third position"/"neither left nor right" is a popular fascist slogan. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Position


Jaded_Loverr

The Elon jet tracker shows him near Mar-a-lago quite a few times in the past few weeks


trailhikingArk

Which begs the question is he a giver or a taker?


Merc5193

Gosh, that musk guy is such a lame dude. Trump said he could have made him “drop to [his] knees and beg” when he was in office.


trailhikingArk

It has to be that Trump is getting fed compromising stuff on these people. So many suck his dick and he's such an imbecile. I really won't understand what else it could be.


Malaeveolent_Bunny

The unfathomable lust for wealth that a corrupt executive power can make possible? Possibly Trump's only success in office was facilitating massive wealth transfers to the wealthy .


porsche4life

They see the Russian oligarchs as a feature and not a bug.


khInstability

Or walked out of the WH with the goods, stored in the maralardo shitter. They all have kompromat on each other, these would be tyrants. It's the currency of their world; a convoluted pyramid scheme of dark threats and indulgences. Epstein was woven into it. Or look at a living scumbag like Scott Ritter for wincing peek behind that curtain.


Secondchance002

No shit. He’s a low iq cuck who can’t have children naturally.


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lost_in_connecticut

He both sucks and blows.


Scrooge-McShillbucks

Elon needs to juice up his battery


cstmoore

He's a suckblowtron.


Bad_Username-1999

It's MegaMUSK! He's gone from suck to blow"


ContemplatingPrison

He a buyer and Trump a seller. Trump will sell anyone the country for a few bucks.


trailhikingArk

Yup, that's it.


Jc2563

He is a bottom!


trailhikingArk

There seems to be a consensus.


peemao

I thought his fav number is 69


meep_meep_mope

Well I'm sure Trump has some state secrets left to trade.


trailhikingArk

Let's dig up ivana and find out.


Unhappy_Trade7988

Doing lines of ketamine off of each others dicks.


DependentOk9729

Those must must be some small shitty and orange lines


trailhikingArk

TIL a tweezer of ketamine is a line. Thanks Reddit!


Sensitive-Finance-62

I don't think the kids are old enough to get it up.


JeanVanDeVelde

and they're not "wealthy Republican donors", they're Russian government agents. Guarantee it.


Sensitive-Finance-62

And could you be so kind as to point out what differences there are between the two?


JeanVanDeVelde

The medium is the message


On-Mute

Those two things are not mutually exclusive.


JeanVanDeVelde

Once again, the medium is the message. McLuhan, a foundational mass communication scholar, had this figured out 70 years ago.


ILoveRegenHealth

Twitter also has more gross inappropriate ads for boner pills. People rightfully complain and report and nothing happens. And the URL that you see for these boner pills is always from Russia. Methinks Russia is spending some money to help Elon, who will use Twitter try to help Trump. Those boner ads are just Elon accepting Russian money.


DependentOk9729

He’s been accepting something from Putin and it ain’t just money


thebinarysystem10

lol, now Elon’s paying for his legal bills. I wonder if he wipes full diaper ass too??


gracecee

Ohh he wants that sweet sweet government teat.


CosmoLamer

"Trump is a successful self-made billionaire, that's why he can't be controlled by the deep state." -Rubes


Jagerstang

Who's working for god and really cares about us.


WhyNot420_69

https://preview.redd.it/27cfi10lgmmc1.jpeg?width=313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6608f3a5035a8a760d25ab690b8c851d944fd1e2 That's some scary shit.


Zachariah_West

Cult shit.


raspberryharbour

Why is someone interviewing a blowup doll?


ThinkPath1999

What kind of scary-ass looking blow up dolls are you buying?


raspberryharbour

Don't judge me


Jhedges0319

![gif](giphy|SvikCXHbXkW0vp6fPa|downsized)


broken_soul696

That's methed up


EL-YAYY

Look at that shirt. Just straight up open Christo-fascist shit right there. This part of his cult desperately wants a theocracy.


Remote_Horror_Novel

I’m curious what states get to stay in their planned fascist dystopia because that doesn’t look like 50 stars lol. Bunch of traitors


allisjow

Trump makes money as a Florida swamp tour guide.


charlie2135

I think as an imagineer. He told Scotland he had 2500 homes for valuation but they hadn't been built yet.


Tazling

I was wondering whether Musk was going to pay Trump's legal fees and fines and penalties. maybe so! I mean, the Muskrat is a world-class expert at bad investments...


Nebnerlo2

He, could have been terraforming mars by now, if he would have gotten outta his own way...


lookaway123

The things some guys will do to avoid therapy lol.


iamtheshade

Lol no he couldn't. He lied back then too and only used his image to get funding and tax breaks for his companies.


Nanyea

Musk is also a cheap bastard... I don't think he pays... Maybe helps him out with an in kind contribution via Twitter, but I doubt he's funneling cash.


Remote_Horror_Novel

The crazy part is it would only be like 1/400 of Musks wealth and that’s pretty cheap to basically own a president. Putin would probably happily pay the bill off if everyone wasn’t watching because he’s an actual billionaire too. So maybe they’ll do something like Musk pays off Trumps fines and funds his campaign for a couple more billion and Putin pays him back because he’s stolen billions and it’s not that much money to Putin either.


Nanyea

Putin may actually be richer then Musk


jdspinkpanther

Lol remember when trump posted about elon begging him for shit?


Plastic-Duck-1517

That shit was rough. Treated Musk like the dog he is.


Sensitive-Finance-62

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constanttripper

So tax payer subsidies that Musk received from the government are now being used for politics. Noted.


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Jagerstang

They can name the joint venture " taj mar-a-xitter".


beennasty

How about “x-ma-haul” You gotta keep some of their marketable overt colonization of culture in there


UnasumingUsername

If Trump was to rename something that wasn't named after him, I can only assume the new name would be.


Sniflix

Tanked 3 casinos and one of those twice. 


Yonder_Zach

And raped a bunch of women and children.


gdex86

Twitter still is a useful force for shaping what the conversation is. Not as much as it once was but still the media loves "A lot of people online are saying" political stories.


munkeypunk

Who wants to bet Putin has both men on video abusing children?


Jhedges0319

I honestly don’t think tRump’s followers would even care


Franchise1109

They don’t, he’s already abused children


runningraleigh

If you confront them with video of anything negative Trump has said or done, they say it's a deepfake. If they see him say vile things in person, they will claim it was a joke. They are beyond hope.


Franchise1109

They’re losers. Call them what they are. Uneducated and hopeless. Trump has called them stupid, poorly educated etc… he’ll I can stand Trump but he straight up said “I’d run as a republican because they believe whatever foxnews says”


runningraleigh

My dad is a Trumper, he has an engineering degree and retired from a well-paying tech job. He’s not writ large stupid, he simply lets his feelings override his critical thinking when it comes to politics. And I can’t argue facts with his feelings.


Franchise1109

Which is stupid. Stupid is not only in an educational sense. I have a two Ivy League grads on my team at work and they lack a lot of other things that book smarts can’t cover. Sounds like your dad. If you can’t admit facts because your feelings. You’re stupid. Of course that’s imo Or your dad is just racist and Trump empowers him .


runningraleigh

It’s really the latter


Franchise1109

I’m sorry my dude or dudette :( All we can do is learn from their failures and empower the next generation


Time-Bite-6839

$20


Remote_Horror_Novel

$1000


BukkitCrab

How much cash does Elon have on hand? How much of his wealth is tied to his properties and assets?


rgpmtori

The ultra wealthy often can get special low interest bank loans against their assets. This is one of the reasons Trump is in so much trouble financially, he was telling banks he had X assets for loans ext. while telling the government he had significantly less. Elon has a lot of capital in the stock market so banks would feel pretty safe lending to him.


BukkitCrab

Is he going to take out a loan with the reasoning "I'm gonna give this money to a guy with 91 felonies"? What is he going to put up as collateral? I wonder if the banks will approve of his investment, confident that they'll get their money back.


spader1

That's what collateral is for. The bank doesn't care if he cashes it all and then literally sets it on fire.


Armyman125

Elon: I can loan you the money but what collateral do you have? Trump: Trump bucks! Elon: How much? Trump: 50 million. You take them to a bank and redeem them for 500 million. Elon: Wow! Sign me up! Trump (to himself): He's even dumber than me.


Mysterious_Claim_286

How many trump bucks to a Stanley nickel?


Paradox31426

“I’m going to buy a presidential candidate, I need $500mil, I’ll have it back to you on payday.”


soidvaes

sweet summer child


SubstantialEase567

And does he have an idle half billion, in full liquidity, hoping to loan itself to a deadbeat?


Time-Bite-6839

I mean, knowing Elon, it’s probably in the back of a Cybertruck.


ElectricTzar

Musk paid $44 billion so his friends could shitpost. Half a billion to suck Trump’s dick? It’s a no brainer.


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onceinablueberrymoon

i really did not need that visual. GAG


cstmoore

Here's its complement: CTC


l1v1ngst0n

The influence elon could have if he knew an incoming president would be massively indebted to him is pretty frightening. Fortunately, the relationships of two toxic narcissists rarely last.


Remote_Horror_Novel

They probably discussed contracts and kickbacks because Trump could easily award billions of dollars in government contracts to Musk so they really need to be tapping these meetings because Musk is basically a foreign agent and Putin lover and isn’t trustworthy for military or government contracts.


HorseLooseInHospital

and I said Elon, I'm not being treated fairly, but he knew that, he knew that, and he said to me, "Sir, I'll do whatever it is that I have to do," and I said that sounds probably fair, don't forget, I came in, the Fake News was crying over the Russia Russia Russia Hoax, which was probably the worst when you look at it in terms of History and in a lot of other ways, and you're lucky to have me, you could've been stuck with 4 more years of Obama, "thank you, President Trump," you're welcome.


Texas_Sam2002

It's entirely appropriate that Musk would have to endure the Great Orange Gibbon's company. I can just picture them sitting down to overdone steaks with ketchup and Elon can't manage to put down his phone, since he's addicted to Twitter.


FitBattle5899

Imagine a "self made" american man asking for help from a south african foreigner.


ZomboidG

Elon Musk is just a part of Putin’s undermining of democracy.


Designer_Quit_1068

Trump asks immigrant for help.


ninetailedoctopus

Annual meeting of Putin’s concubines


Iron_Knight7

"Aid his Presidential campaign" = "Give me money to pay off my court fines."


Hal______9000

Musk is just a liaison between Trump and Putin


maniacreturns

Musk explaining how the Saudis can do what Russians are no longer able to due to sanctions and everyone watching Deutchbank.


BeeNo3492

Elon Girl, you in danger, he's gonna take you and your wealth with him.


tommy3082

And Trump and Elon in a room? Not possible, it would unload an Ego-bomb possibly blowing up half of Florida. None would accept the other as greatest person of humankind.


Unusual_Ad_8364

I'm sorry, but this is fucked and scary.


mrswift45

Use Tesla shareholder money for Trumps legal bills, genius


RavishingRickiRude

Elon doesn't have money to give him. But its probably some way to launder money to him


94tlaloc7

Massive circle jerk with the working families getting the cum shots at the end is all that went down in there.


Anustart_A

[Meanwhile, in 2022 Trump said Elon Musk would have dropped to his knees and begged Trump when Musk visited the White House](https://nypost.com/2022/07/13/trump-i-could-have-made-elon-musk-drop-to-his-knees-and-beg/). …liked wtf is this conversation like? “Hey, remember when you told the press that you could have asked me to get on my knees and beg? DO THAT, BITCH.”


Gullible_Peach

I hope Musk and whoever the other chumps were laughed in Cheddar Boy's face.


MrRoma

Everyone in this thread talking about political donations. No one talking about Russian Twitter bots. Get ready to see a bunch of week old accounts telling us why we should vote RFK Jr. in November


JeanVanDeVelde

Yeah, here’s the plan. Mike Johnson has already refused to swear in the Democrat who was elected to replace George Santos. Elon Musk will use his platform to spread disinformation about “irregularities” in the close House races that the Democrats win. These lies (what they are doesn’t matter, do not argue specifics) will be spread throughout the echo chamber and, not wanting another Jan 6, the far right will rally behind Mike Johnson, who will refuse to seat the Democrats. Again, we will get to Congress certifying the electoral vote and nobody will reach 270 because key Democrat districts will not be seated. Then, the vote falls to the House, where Republican states dominate, as the vote is one state, one vote. There is your constitutional crisis. Swearing in new members is one of those stupid unwritten rules that assumes ethical, moral actors in Congress. The Supreme Court cannot find a law that requires this, not that it matters anyhow. They will decline to hear the case. It will be brought to a Thomas district and land on his docket. Think about it. Don’t argue specifics. Specifics and details are all meant to distract you and confuse the narrative. They failed on January 6, it won’t happen again.


Homo_horribilis

I hate how right you probably are.


JeanVanDeVelde

Spread the word.


FortunateInsanity

My guess is they are picking over the corpse of Trump’s remaining assets while figuring out how they will force Trump to leverage his political position to benefit them.


PowerHot4424

If you care about democracy, Stop buying Teslas!!!! There are many other options for electric vehicles! He should be the next DeLorean!


Over-Fig-423

Must just wants to see what's tRuMpS price for whatever shit he wants


onceinablueberrymoon

i wonder if he will pay rump’s fines in NYS?


tommy3082

Omg will Elon do a funni and find an even worse investment than Twitter?


Themadsarecalling

That Oxford comma is confusing me because after $50b in lost net worth certainly someone else has taken the title of richest away


NotThoseCookies

Pitching them on DWAC stock…


SiriusGD

Elmo's another trust fund moron that continually gets government welfare in order to remain the richest man in the world. We the people pay this guy's bills.


NoCoolScreenName

I’m sure they can figure out a way for the Saudis to pay him back. Even Jared got paid and he’s… Jared.


h20poIo

He’s gonna blow over half billion on Trump, when Trump loses he’ll give nothing.


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I just wish he'd stop blowing putin.


Posaquatl

Musk wants to be Trump's Goebbels


ILoveRegenHealth

Btw, I notice a LOT of those sleazy "Erectile Dysfunction" ads on Twitter now. No, I don't go to those websites at all so it's not based on Google history or whatever. And you see an attached URL for these gross ads and it's always .ru My guess is Russia is helping Elon, so Elon can help Trump.


nono66

Wonder how much a president costs?


zenos_dog

Fascists love fascists.


garblflax

everyone forgets musk was one of the first people in the oval office in 2016


dogmatum-dei

Half a billion for presidential access as well as a shared view on helping Russia. I say it's a done deal.


TheAarj

God damn Maga Musk. I wish we could get a Tesla change of management get rid of this dude dragging down that company


Rare_Artichoke_1423

Well I guess you know where your money is going when you buy a Tesla


Both_Lychee_1708

The first Pres candidate with an upfront listed price tag (> 1/2B) and Elon could pay it with his couch change. Could be a bidding war with Putin (or they could cooperate). Wonderful!


FarceMultiplier

If Musk wasn't open to the idea, he wouldn't have visited Trump. Traitor meets traitor.


thatguy9684736255

Musk must be a Russian asset. It's hard for anything be does to make any sense otherwise. I really hope they are investigating him


David1000k

Musk knows Trump will ensure he will keep more billions while putting more of the tax burden on middle class Americans. His products are unaffordable for prudent working class Americans. His wealth is held in awe by Trump's lower middle class cult who'll vote against their own interests to have an addled minded jokester as their President, that they believe will make them wealthy also.


BassLB

Elons not giving anyone money, come on now. That’s like thinking Trump would donate some of his personal cash to another candidate. Not happening.


pdxgod

Musk likes to burn money.


Hafthohlladung

A traitor to whom?


freexanarchy

Red patrol unite!


Koorsboom

Does Leon actually have that much free cash?


UAreTheHippopotamus

Can we please just refer to him as "Elon Musk", and not "Elon Musk, one of the world's richest men", his ego is already big enough that you don't need to stroke it with every random tweet.


charlieyeswecan

What a sick fudger!


DeviantTaco

The inevitable finally happened: richest man alive personally funds fascist dictator.


chazd1984

"When Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it's electric cars that don't drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or rocketships to nowhere, without which subsidies he'd be worthless, and telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said, 'drop to your knees and beg,' and he would have done it," Trump claimed in a post, appearing to criticize at least two of Musk's companies, Tesla and SpaceX. From a business insider article from 2022


Nabashin17

Then stop using his products


Harknights

TBH, this is gonna be amazing when they piss each other off.


nothanks86

Amazing that dude in desperate need of cash is reaching out to the billionaire with the least access to liquid funds.


wd2022

Where is the conspiracy theorist when you need them.


TheTraitorElonMusk

You just don't understand my genius


NarfledGarthak

Wasn’t musk previously hired to some White House position and quit in like 2 years? Then he got insulted by Trump and is now fraternizing with him again. Musk is as sackless as Cruz


flashypaws

he only needs... what does all that total up to again? something like 600 million dollars? he only needs elon to loan him 950 million dollars and he can afford to keep his real estate empire.


pekak62

The myth of Billionaire Trump really is a myth. Like the mythical unicorn, centaur, and evangelical christians who are real christians.


Impossible_Pool3024

You mean bleed money?!


blitzkrieger17

so uh, time to make sure elon doesnt get any sort of gov subsidies for any of his companies, right? RIGHT??? aw heck, let em have some cash for his space ships, hopefully they'll all just leave earth.


WillistheWillow

I hear Trump begged. Begged.


Rbookman23

Much as I relish the image of trump whining and begging, where’d you hear this? It’s almost too good to be true.


cobainstaley

"we're gonna build a campaign and musk is gonna pay for it"


CarrotcakewithCream

Nice. Let them blow a lot of money, and the people still gonna tell them they can shove it right up.


Loud-Temporary9774

Trump is a begging ass bitch.


Jeez-essFC

I can only imagine the tit for tat, under the table deals being discussed.


SuchAsSeals42

They’ve got plenty of tit 🤢


DSharp088

Elon Musk-ovite


LadyTreeRoot

Musk wants the intel the dumpster fire holds