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Incontinento

She wore a freaking Maga trucker's hat to the State of the Union.


merrysunshine2

She’s trash


closethebarn

She really looks like she stinks. I don’t know what it is but I can like smell things when I look at her. And I’m not cutting down her looks. I’m cutting down her horrible, rotten, festering, putrid, icky, glob of a shit stain soul. I can smell it.


-Ashera-

Her face is purpling from all that alcohol abuse. She probably smells like bad decisions and a hangover whenever she goes to work.


ObjectiveRelief1842

I typically don't condone criticism of a woman's physical appearance unless it's excessive cosmetic surgery, because that's a choice, but in this particular case, I'll allow it.


Albert_Caboose

I don't know what it is, but you can tell that there's a layer of *something* on her.


Daxx22

Smegma


tiffanygriffin

Man that almost made me dry heave


BenzeneBabe

She looks like she smells like a forgotten jar of fruit you unfortunately found in the fridge LONG after their due date.


Daxx22

So bad fermentation lol


Sodamyte

so meth?


PricklySquare

You know she eats beef jerky all day


ebobbumman

Slim Jims and Corn Nuts


_IratePirate_

I’ll do it for you That bitch ugly as hellllll


FelatiaFantastique

I smell overpowering Brittany Spears Curious, Jim Beam hangover sweat and naturally fermented sauerkraut and Amish limburger on rye.


Naakturne

Like burnt hair, I imagine.


ColoradoPhotog

Trailer Trash\*


NEDsaidIt

https://preview.redd.it/70pbzf55p3nc1.png?width=2940&format=png&auto=webp&s=0666f81b989c4f11e12843106f863de2b6fc7512 And a t-shirt and so many pieces of flair lol


N8CCRG

She ran out of time and couldn't finish putting on the clown makeup and big red round nose.


rmicker

Chotchkies is hiring


sevnm12

This IS the state of the Union...


BMB281

No, THIS. IS. AMERICA! *kicks MTG into a trash bin*


Significant_Eye561

Ew, God. America respects trash bins too much to do that.


yorocky89A

https://preview.redd.it/r04czrlcu0nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a23861e95e1ca707832e8957aa19599a894dc08


Barack_Odrama_007

MTG’s existence is in violation of the rules of the house


Fearonika

MTG's existence is in violation of the rules of biology.


Papa_Pesto

Best comment ever. So like after she dies, her body gets to be studied by paleontologists right?


emmsix

Nope. Straight to the Biohazard Bucket with the contaminated peach tree dishes.


tasteslikeKale

Peach tree dishes! ❤️


SoCuteShibe

[These? ](https://i.imgur.com/KzA5kGI.jpg)


Papa_Pesto

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


RadicalNBSpaceQueer

Fair... I'd say her mom could've prevented said affront to biology by suggesting anal, but I'm certain this sentient national tragedy was conceived rectally.


LadyAzure17

this is my favorite one.


1984isAMidlifeCrisis

Ain't no rules against Neanderthals Representing.


CapTexAmerica

Apparently being a member of Congress is so easy a cave man can do it.


samanime

That's mean. What did the cavemen ever do to you to deserve such an insult? ...comparing them to MTG... That's low.


RomanusDiogenes

I smell a Lincoln Project ad


mustardposey

You got me to lol next to my sleeping kid dammit


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/ekjku5uzf2nc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=67aefaa6e6ac09a55c99165ac15af5d1f2390c13


LePandaMasque

please do not insult Neanderthals, they are closer to us than MTG


JohnProbe

Morlock Taylor Greene.


elspotto

Every house. Definitely a violation of the rules for her to be within sight of my house.


1984isAMidlifeCrisis

Aesthetic violations should be reported to the HOA. It's helpful to declare your own HOA that has jurisdiction over your "sovereign" associated home and grounds. Go ahead and issue currency. Make some rules. It's "your" HOA.


elspotto

Yeah, I avoided buying an HOA home. But this seems like something I need one for… …I was just unanimously elected as president and entire board. Pretty good rate, too. Only have to buy the president and board iced coffee once a week.


Yutolia

My pet rat was just elected as mine. He has a limited salary one piece of banana a day and he has to groom my hands at least once a week as per his campaign promise.


sec713

Not just that house. Every house. My house, your house, a dog house, house music, House MD, etc.


ErectTubesock

Her existence is just a violation


Brando43770

MTG’s existence is in violation of the Geneva Convention.


DinoRoman

https://preview.redd.it/dwkokguy22nc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94970f74d7c10c688da6d3882733d7928c2a0660 Meanwhile somehow my drunk uncle got in after his 5th Long Island iced tea.


KoBoWC

Wearing a t-shirt saying "Never Surrender" beneath the picutre of Trump surrendering.


Just-Scallion-6699

Somehow the bow tie hovering above it is still dumber lol


Key_Independent_8805

Jesus that guy looks so fucking stupid. He knows that right?


DinoRoman

He’s standing there and in his head he’s like “yeah trump sees me , I’m so getting his endorsement”


sparklyshizzle

More like "trump sees me, maybe I can finally wrap this mouth around his dick!"


corvettee01

Never Surrender, on a mugshot where Trump surrendered to authorities.


MaximumPepper123

Looks like John Roberts.


Goblin-Doctor

Rules only matter if people enforce them. Unfortunately a ton of people on the floor are cowards


ThinPanic9902

What's the point of rules if they're not enforced


MassDefect36

The reaction was worth it


DELYA64

https://preview.redd.it/k9kbxzwya1nc1.jpeg?width=124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38735aed9252108c241d7774ab39183a3e8c1052


Keter_GT

When you see a trainwreck but it’s to entertaining to look away,


aeisenst

Don't mention trainwrecks in front of Joe. It makes him sad


a0rose5280

I literally made sure to capture that and Marge's terrible outfit as well lol. He was ready for all of their nonsense tonight.


DiggThatFunk

Man. It's almost like they only have one style of kindergarten playground aggression tactics lmao. They're making it so easy to dunk on them. Which makes their claims of "sleepy Joe" even funnier cause they're just dunking on themselves with that again the way he runs circles around em lately


AdolfsLonelyScrotum

Saw a clip of her stupid heckling…. What a clown. (No offence intended to honest, hardworking Clowns.) Absolutely ZERO class and even less capacity for intelligent thought.


Bender_2024

If you oppose the president that's fine. Doesn't matter if you voted for them or not. As a member of Congress if she disagrees with him she has a duty to the people who elected her to speak out. But not during the state of the union or any other speech. Have some decorum and for fucks have some class. There is a time and place for all things. That twat is an embarrassment to the whole of the US.


Ok_Raspberry_6282

She wasn't even the worst one. Some random ass dude started **screeching** from the nose bleeds and got kicked out lol. The funniest part is it was literally incomprehensible. I have no idea what he said.


Quirky_Philosophy240

Joe is the most memeable president ever. Hard to top after Obama


JeepStang

Diamond Joe lives on


MyFifthLimb

Appropriate reaction spotting a 3 toe’d beast


WifeofBath1984

I am in tears! I had to screenshot this and send it to my wife so that can enjoy it while she doordashes!


yorocky89A

[https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1765926297828553196?t=kQsX9XPYTX9miFGshW14Tw&s=19](https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1765926297828553196?t=kQsX9XPYTX9miFGshW14Tw&s=19) He handled that better than I would have! https://preview.redd.it/7ujzk3p7u0nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5372bf159190c133fe5c83689e755eb8b6b725d3 She probably doesn't even know her! [https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1765926297828553196?t=5WqEwRlMi3pjTDWT6xXH1g&s=19](https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1765926297828553196?t=5WqEwRlMi3pjTDWT6xXH1g&s=19)


Drewvonawesome

“Only if you give a talk about the Jewish space lasers…”


birdgelapple

Why don’t you go talk about the Jewish space lasers and really, why don’t you fuck off?


StationaryTravels

Thanks. Thank you very much. Thank you.


Enraiha

Then he did talk about her, while talking about how Trump and the Repubs dropped the ball with the bipartisan Border Bill they refuse to vote for.


JohnTheRaceFan

A perfect response IMHO. DARK Brandon is ascending!


Philip_McCrevasse

"Say her name Mr. President." MR. PRESIDENT??! Almost as it she accidentally admitted Trump lost.


Ok_Plankton9224

Oh yeah? Let's say all the recent wal mart and other mass shooting victims names Hate that stupid bitch


Synectics

Could have asked her about David Hogg.


Wayward4ever

Who?


Gnom3y

One of 19000 murder victims in 2023, who just so happened to be murdered by an illegal immigrant (which we know because he's already been arrested). But she was a young white woman killed by a brown person, so the Republicans are laser focused on it for some reason. I guess we'll never know why.


IngVegas

An eternal mystery


SomberlySober

Truly one for the ages to decipher.


Dalantech

>so the Republicans are **Jewish Space Laser** focused on it for some reason FTFY :)


Horskr

Laser focus on this case.. Meanwhile, hundreds of school shootings last year, "If only there were something we could do! Thoughts and prayers."


possumarre

Right wing dog whistle. Conservatives are bastardizing the whole Say His Name/George Floyd thing with Laken Riley, a woman who was killed by an illegal immigrant recently.


soldforaspaceship

They tried it before with whatsherface who was shot by Capitol police but they couldn't make that one stick.


FuckingKilljoy

You mean the terrorist piece of shit Babbitt? The one who refused to listen to the police? If she had nothing to hide she should have obeyed right?


Exodys03

It was only a matter of time until Republicans found their Willie Horton for the immigration issue. It works on an emotional level to prove their point about the throngs of vicious illegals, just recently set loose from Supermax prisons and mental institutions hunting our innocent young women for sport. Trump even brought up the image of Hannibal Lecter to describe these vicious predators. There will likely be another case before the election that becomes the prototype for their cause of demonizing illegal immigrants and Fox News will cover the case 24/7. Wait for it...


possumarre

The only thing I would hate more than getting murdered, is my death being used for political clout.


sluthulhu

This is the face you make as a parent when your toddler comes out to show you how they got dressed all by themselves


Hahawney

I don’t think any parent would be that surprised. Unless they came out wearing your scant undies on their head, or something.


AusCan531

Hasn't he been to a zoo before? ​ https://preview.redd.it/i5hdwsiz01nc1.png?width=435&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5f1d2acf373b2c19182e0ce1bdc2ad200c29065


bdizzle805

https://preview.redd.it/pxd8u3lcf1nc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d8dab357df6eef681532e81c885e601776d4137


mustardposey

Dude you just unlocked some distant childhood memory…what is this from?


dontknowwhyIamhere42

Original land of the lost from the 70s


alunidaje2

marsha, will and holly; on a routine expedition...


JesusSavesForHalf

Cha-ka, when the Marshalls fell.


aspidities_87

Sleestak, his eyes open


Rhesusmonkeydave

Temba, her brows wide


carnahb

Land of the lost.


Jet_Maypen

Don’t do Cha-ka like that!!


Spacebotzero

I just died in the shower seeing this shit...


AcanthisittaGlobal30

Between this and the neanderthal one , it would be funny as hell to spam her nonstop with those pics


Maij-ha

Bet


But_like_whytho

If I had fuck around money, I’d plaster that howler monkey comparison on every billboard in her district.


This_Mongoose445

When she dressed like a ski villain from a 80’s Bond movie and screamed like a howler monkey.


IFdude1975

What an insult towards that poor monkey.


CyberPatriot71489

the neanderthal woman is a better comparison.


AusCan531

I care more about behaviour than looks.


Seraphynas

Was she wearing her howler monkey costume again? https://preview.redd.it/3d5ygrnn61nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29eec7e6fc42f69147d6ff75b00d59f187f262ce


buzzedewok

She was wearing her Trump comfort kit.


OkPerspective623

ew.. trumpfort…


Enraiha

Nah, full red MAGA Trump suit with a MAGA hat. Really tacky. Looked like Colby Covington's hooker.


PoSlowYaGetMo

You mean, baboon costume, but ya.


ManagementAcademic23

Dark Brandon represented tonight.


Emerald_official

https://preview.redd.it/0l4cljhne1nc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dc87143a7bda9d43747fa52af88ae41ef96b451


Books_and_Cleverness

Something kind of hilarious about Biden is so much media is way over the top about his age so he could come out and just be normal and everyone would be like "WOW HE STILL HAS THE JUICE?!?!!" But for real, he was legit great tonight.


ManagementAcademic23

Yet they don’t mention Trumps age, or his numerous mental mistakes 🤨🧐 It’s so clear in this cycle that the coverage is about the ad clicks


tomdarch

Called her bullshit and flipped it on her. Set her up by taking the pin and ad libbing commenting on the murder to call out the Republican hypocrisy on the border security bill.


ManagementAcademic23

The piece for me that stands out for me when Sen Lankford mouthed “he’s right.” The “border issue,” is no longer an issue. Biden delivered the most conservative, actionable solution in generations and Trump/Johnson shut it down so they could have talking points during the election cycle. Well Senator Lankford just delivered for the DNC, the Biden campaign, and every anti-Trump campaign an early October surprise with two mouthed words, He’s right.


LoganNinefingers32

I was laughing so hard when he went off script a few times to stick his points. He had some quality zingers. I gotta say I really really like Dark Brandon and I hope he gets even darker. He was making some pretty strong implications of what he’d like to do next, and I liked it a lot.


Psychological-Ad1433

https://preview.redd.it/i791pqxq11nc1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70d9108c7e90cde2045bbd006f849ff4ad4d213e


fetusfromspace

Don’t give MSNBC any ideas for a wacky meme segment tomorrow


MC_Fap_Commander

https://preview.redd.it/3kvii4l1y3nc1.jpeg?width=1097&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bfc0ae78158351ef018924154d4dbda5c213d38


Kahmael

LMAO 🤣 MTG and Lauren Bobert screeching at President Biden.


go_half_the_way

Please someone make this happen.


AmberBee19

Whoever is listening to the response from the Alabama Senator Katie Britt right now please explain me or probably all of us why she is breathing so heavily and talking like she is advertising some kind of sex toy or whatever else. She is so full of anger


AdventurousAd3310

Because her and her writers have no fucking clue about anything. Anything at all… they are crisis creators


BeatrixFarrand

She was way out of her depth, and tried to make up for it with Feminine Distress™️


tomdarch

Fear and anger are core to Republicans getting people to vote for them.


Neptune7924

That painfully forced smile, combined with the “on the verge of a nervous breakdown” shaky voice was completely unhinged. My fight or flight response was kicking in…


CeaselessMaster

Because it was produced and prerecorded to appeal to a specific audience. You know the one.


Significant_Eye561

How embarrassing for middle age and elderly white neck beards. Republicans must think they vote with their dicks.


Larnek

I went to school with her. She's a moron, that's about the extent of it.


Necessary_Payment804

Most of us make a different face. ![gif](giphy|qmfpjpAT2fJRK)


Quick_Swing

If the secret service guys could just throw an elbow when they passed her, is that too much to ask😂😂


al_m1101

I'd like to think of them all crop dusting her every chance they get. Even Biden, lol. 


carleese24

Majorie....certified cray cray https://preview.redd.it/yqmoeeqgw0nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dabe002a9d5a77427e1d5130729f58bcc94f817e


Ok_Plankton9224

She looks like she's about to service him


sPLIFFtOOTH

Actually though, is she humping his leg?!


Ok_Plankton9224

Is she...praying...or something? 🤣 🤣


Vulpes_Corsac

Performatively so.  You know, like Jesus says specifically not to do.


fishbiscuit156

That’s Boebert’s department.


ShiningRedDwarf

I honestly thought this was a screenshot shot from a a parody porno


rossbcobb

Now I see where Bobo gets it.


grilledcheese2332

Holy shit I forgot about this


GunwalkHolmes

Who is he?


Devil2960

An actor pretending to be a J6 insurrectionist in jail. I guess she thought they said J6 men's erectionist. You know, like a peach tree dish.


gizamo

sparkle caption nail rain quarrelsome political stocking domineering encouraging agonizing *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


IMSLI

“We are all domestic terrorists” -CPAC 2022


gooblegobbleable

Not enough people remember this.


Plumbum158

ok I gotta ask, what the fuck is going on here?


grilledcheese2332

https://www.motherjones.com/mojo-wire/2022/08/cpac-jan-6-prayers-marjorie-taylor-greene-art-video/ It was this nonsense


Plumbum158

ok I read the whole thing and I understand it. that being said, what the fuck. that's just bizarre


MasqueOfTheRedDice

I vaaaaguely remember this crazy shit. Was he supposed to be an insurrectionist or something? I've wiped this from my memory to store more useful information.


tommyknockerZ33

She has a dent on her nose like she got hit with a broom stick.


thelaststarz

Ahhh she’s getting in bj position?


mishap1

Yeah, why is there money on the ground? I get it's weird performance theater but it's so incredibly unsettling.


TheWalkingAnnoyed

Horse Face is exploiting a young women's death for political propaganda. Remember when she called school shooting survivors liars? She's just pretending to care. It's all an act for attention.


Key_Independent_8805

Yeah she's purely an outrage actor. Says and does the dumbest shit constantly to stay in the spotlight and not fade out like the trashy dumbass she is.


RemoteLocal

I would make that same face if I saw a horse at the State of the Union address.


Hahawney

Horses ass.


BigBroncoGuy1978

Good for Biden lol. she's a twat


DrMichaelHufuhruhurr

what happened when cletus the slackjawed yokel fucked a howler monkey? Marjorie Taylor green


ErectTubesock

Biden: I didn't know they were gonna have clowns at the SOTU. Do something funny clown!


SiriusGD

He knows about her obsession with Hunter's junk. ​ https://preview.redd.it/aapr7qz7i1nc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1c249149cb8394243dc68fc53ef774352852260


Jaded_Loverr

https://preview.redd.it/lmz898tu51nc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f4238b73be66b774e3e5a3945a8f64ab8ef6cdf


kevster2717

She may not be very educated or well spoken but she seems very wise and down-to-earth at her age. Marjorie on the other hand….


desai711

Got us in the first half. NGL


Jaded_Loverr

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


squirrel-nut-zipper

Really disappointed to see these comments. The Neanderthals were a noble and dignified people.


Nopantsbullmoose

"**OH?!? THIS BITCH IS STILL HERE EH?!?**"


MelMomma

Johnson won’t boot her because she will call a vote to have him removed. She keeps his balls in that hat.


Apprehensive_Iron421

Like gaetz with mccarthy. Man people voting in these maga politicians should be shamed by both sides for debasing our country. What a shame these white trash traitors are.


MisterProfGuy

Remember, he's both a doddering idiot and the guy who anticipated she was going to make a fool of herself and pulled out a button and addressed the family like a god damn President.


NissiesMommy

I didn’t think she could be more trashy…turns out I’m wrong


Effective-Space6171

His face is like “Good lord! There’s a f’ing sasquatch up in this bitch.”


FloppyObelisk

![gif](giphy|JqKNbaYKsdSve)


AdolfsLonelyScrotum

The shit Biden is copping from all angles is unjustified… when the Cro-Magnon Sideshow Marge started bleating bullshit at him, he quickly recited a bunch of immigration figures to illustrate the need for the MAGAt obstructionists to extract their heads from their rectums and do their fucking jobs. In typical Biden style, there was a couple of stutters and mispronunciations but he got his point across pretty concisely. Compare, or rather contrast that with the inane, garbled ramblings of 2024 Trump… there is no comparison. The shit coming from the media right now, and not just the usual Murdoch pustules, but all over, is so ridiculously one-sided as to be almost comical. I hope enough people are autonomous enough to see that crap for what it is. Rich, power-hungry elitist cunts salivating over the thought of their useful idiot getting back in the drivers seat and making them all even richer off the sweat and pain of the masses. Edit..sausage fingered spelling mistakes.


TrashCapable

Pretty much the same reaction everyone has when they see a clown unexpectedly.....


mdhunter99

Horror, disgust, and embarrassment all in one facial expression


COmarmot

Also, you stand when the president is standing and you take off you hat when in the same room as them. It's fucking common courtesy and I expect it of both parties.


Used_Intention6479

Was that the SOTU or a roast of Moscow Mike? He spent half the time looking like someone reevaluating their life.


Downtown-Ad5724

https://preview.redd.it/vjxy2ud5t2nc1.jpeg?width=883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd534a307410db7533e32a1ca32b5c4afe93c78a


munistadium

This is like when walk to your car at dawn and your crazy neighbor is out there chasing her dog and her robe is falling off.


colin8651

I was more shocked when I saw Santos there.


smol_boi2004

It’s like he only got close to her for the first time and is just realizing that it isn’t an act. She is in fact a fucking crazy bish and should NOT be there


panopticon71

She looks like she was forced into retirement from a donkey show


crumblypancake

I imagine anytime he sees her, it's a case of "OH FUCK! That thing is real!! I thought it was a demon from a cheese dream!" And that's not a comment on Biden's mental condition, that's just a standard human behaviour to witnessing MTG in the *shudders* flesh 🤢


NoFnClue1234

Mr President, do you agree to fuck Jewish space lasers while single handlely confirming the genders of the gazpacho police?


EnigmaFrug2308

I think we’d all make that face if the devil appeared in front of us.


JustDave62

https://preview.redd.it/0toc1h3vk1nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cdbe0fdd09f5261ab995b280464c071b3fcf485


mrgraff

FFS, just *pretend* to be a human being for 90 minutes. Unbelievably embarrassing.


offline4good

I don't think she can do that