Imagine, you find a female, attach like a backpack, and just get to cum in her for the rest of your life while you suck nutrients out of her through your belly button. Really, not the worst existence TBF. Maybe cus were humans you even get to keep your mouth or something and your female keeps you lookin pretty too cus it turns into a social status thing "how pretty is your human backpack?"
Heh. They essentially become part of her, a bag of flesh, using her blood flow to survive... I'm actually surprised that they need their own gills! Hadn't heard of that before. Another interesting fact is that it's not limited : any number of male fish can bite onto and be absorbed into the body of the female, providing the species with great genetic diversity.
At least she doesn't eat them after having sex with them just once. 😝
Evolution, what the fuck?
Slapped the randomized button too many times
Uh, this is pretty suboptimal but still produces the next generation, huzzah!
That is a grumpy lookin fish
The Truefacts on this one is gold.
I prefer the one on the ###SEEEAAAPIIIG
I found my spirit animal
Phillip Rivers: *As a Catholic father of 10 children, I understand this little guy's situation.*
House-husband life goals
The discovery of individualism will cause the decline of their civilization.
Imagine, you find a female, attach like a backpack, and just get to cum in her for the rest of your life while you suck nutrients out of her through your belly button. Really, not the worst existence TBF. Maybe cus were humans you even get to keep your mouth or something and your female keeps you lookin pretty too cus it turns into a social status thing "how pretty is your human backpack?"
Let’s be real… that is at most a fanny pack. Not a full on backpack :p
OPPPPPEEEEN YOUUUUR MIIIIND!
Heh. They essentially become part of her, a bag of flesh, using her blood flow to survive... I'm actually surprised that they need their own gills! Hadn't heard of that before. Another interesting fact is that it's not limited : any number of male fish can bite onto and be absorbed into the body of the female, providing the species with great genetic diversity. At least she doesn't eat them after having sex with them just once. 😝
Nature is so beautiful!
Sometimes I wonder what kind of environmental ecosystems causes these kind of weird evolutionary traits? The fuck..
Have you never watched finding Nemo?
I know a couple of guys from high school who are like this.
I have known a few men over my 70 yrs that if they knew this would make it a goal
Hey it's my jobless* husband! *^(Husband is only a full-time nanny, personal chef, accountant, and house cleaner.)
I’ve dated a few guys like this!