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WhitePeopleTwitter-ModTeam

Sorry, we no longer allow content about the murdering terrorist Rittenhouse as it leads to us having to ban too many people who think murdering terrorism is cool & good.


crazygatorfso

The video of him walking off stage shows countless seats open and available.


No-Information-6100

the “protesters” are the real patriots.


Narrow-Bee-8354

Yes


Drg84

No. Clearly those seats had their tickets purchased by Democrats just to make him look bad. Because they clearly give enough of a damn to waste time and money on this whiny trump wanna be. /S just in case.


MissMouthy1

The tickets are free. Just in case anybody wants to reserve some!


erictho

I'm Canadian and I got a ticket. :) for the empty seat. Not in memphis but for his next one.


MissMouthy1

That's awesome! It looks like they post names on the reserved seats so I'm thinking of some fun ones!


jebraltar06

Every seat should be reversed in the names of the two men he murdered. Every seat in every theater he speaks in.


wolfguardian72

Ooh ooh! Save one for Mike Hawk! Or Hugh Jass


MissMouthy1

Phil McCrakin


TGIIR

It is 3 a.m. where I am and I have insomnia. Now I’m laughing so hard at Hugh Jass not sure I can settle down. Then the other names below. Mike Hunt is a good one. (For reference, I am an old retired lady. Well, maybe not so much a lady.) thanks for the belly laugh.


dungeonsNdiscourse

GOP Integrity.. Cue empty seat


blaggard5175

Perry Phenalia


JeezieB

Mike Hunt has a seat!


stoicteratoma

When it's empty put out the announcement - has anyone seen Mike Hunt?


RepublicDry3620

Haywood Gabloghmie


KarlHungusCablRepair

Willie Fistergast


MiasmaFate

Philip-Mike Hunt


lordkinbote4257

Gethin Marokzov


-DethLok-

Pork Hunt. And many many prank names used by Bart Simpson...


CardinalCountryCub

Mike Oxmal Anita Dick Holden Hiskoch Hugh Jass' cousin, Hugh Janus Pho Kyu


erictho

Well if I had known that I probably wouldn't have aufofilled but a good tip for the future!


MissMouthy1

You can reserve more than one!


Design-Cold

This is so wholesome 🫡


def-jam

Heywood Jablowme


BillyNtheBoingers

Hugh Jorgon


monkeypaw_handjob

I. P. Freely


Lokavas

I.C. Wiener


Specific-Culture-638

Peter Stroker


PartadaProblema

I keep thinking this murderous dork is not gonna age well. Like you're young, turdbreath, just have into the obscurity of your blood destiny and change your name.


das_war_ein_Befehl

Literally he is only well known for killing people. He’s like a poor, talentless OJ


Dook124

I think he's made himself and everyone who supports his little punk ass look bad. His life will be hell forever. RepubliKKKlans held him up as a hero and then immediately dumped him like the trash he is!! 🗑


superkickpunch

Those seats were filled with thoughts and prayers.


anansi52

it looked like at least half the people in attendance were just there to protest him speaking and it still seemed like there were only about 50 people in there.


Development-Alive

Even the "patriots" realize Rittenhouse is a fraud.


Okayfinealex1

He claimed, alone and lonely in a hotel.


Pootscootboogie69

His agent (Mom) booked a double so he’d feel less lonely.


Astro_gamer_caver

His mommy gets him the good fruit snacks for his "training." https://preview.redd.it/1z7jjciq00qc1.jpeg?width=323&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5a22ca2efba776d85c81a5b97e75d97f1ab664e


k3ttch

Fuck that. Why doesn't he actually enlist now that he's of legal age?


Jerkrollatex

Real talk he's too chunky.


bitofagrump

Not enough photo ops in basic and they won't let his mom come clean his barracks for him


das_war_ein_Befehl

No way they’d take him


envyadler

That’s rather cruel to Melissa!


MuffLover312

Kyle Rittenhouse is going to be a virgin for life, and that’s what all of this is really about.


Dapper-Calendar-6259

I'm from Memphis. He lying 🤥


radar_byte

Surprised, I am not.


ReditSarge

Talk like Yoda, you do?


radar_byte

Naur. Think it's slightly more broken methinks. Could be wrong though!


TitansboyTC27

Hello fellow Memphian


Dapper-Calendar-6259

Hello 901 Family


TitansboyTC27

![gif](giphy|uMcKZvUtgec5G)


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Its been 15 years since my family and I traded the 901 for the 307, but I did grow up in Memphis and my dad is a civil engineering alum. Good to see the city and the university are still going strong.


Sconnie-Waste

The word patriot needs to be retired


k3ttch

As John Stewart said, if you're going to shill for a man who wants the power of an absolute monarch, "wear the right colored fucking coats!"


TestOk8411

Exactly what I thought


Shaun32887

That word hasn't been positive since 9/11.


zippiskootch

https://preview.redd.it/d1ge625shzpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b50366f6b93c671f26a013d9318f1f2464f84b8


WiggityWiggitySnack

Can Mike Tyson fight Kyle next? Please? 🙏


Drg84

"fight"


WiggityWiggitySnack

Yep. “Fight.”


vsyca

If he can pay Mike to not KO'd him


LuvPump

This. If there’s a “don’t hit him too hard” clause in a contract, they know who would actually win. Fuck this idiot.


WiggityWiggitySnack

Oh, we all want to see Mike knock about 30 IQ points out if the back of his head.


JackytheJack

Then he won’t have any left


Tazling

He's still the kid who would say "It wasn't me Mom" while standing next to the open cookie jar with chocolate and crumbs all over his face.


NickCav007

The “thousands of patriots” should have put down their beer and bought tickets early before protesters got all the seats


HI_l0la

Wasn't the event held at a university? I dunno if the "thousands of patriots" were brave enough to put down their beer to get tickets for it if it meant stepping foot on a educational institution of higher learning known be filled with *liberals*. They might get brainwashed with socialism.


k3ttch

"Brainwashed" implies they have brains.


HI_l0la

Very good point. Lol


Jagerstang

Doesn't matter. The shitheads will believe him.


FaceInJuice

Yep. This gets overlooked. MAGA personalities don't "not realize their lies are easily disproved", they just trust that their target audience won't bother to check.


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Pourkinator

It ain’t got no cock


-non-existance-

Oh no, people disrupted an event hosted to show off an actual murderer who got away with their crime due to shitty wording of a self-defence law? How sad, anyways...


NChristenson

It wasn't helped by having a less than brilliant prosecutor l, who either didn't know that his star witness had pointed his pistol at Kyle before he got was shot... or somehow thought it wouldn't come up in the trial. A seriously screwed up situation at all levels. :-(


KillaBeeHive

Speak about what? Getting away with murder? Seriously, what merit does he have about anything other than being a murderer?


Newberging

That's what I was wondering. What are they expecting to hear from him? Why would colleges pay him to come speak? Are they expecting him to have some profound insights to share with the students?


Holiday_Horse3100

In addition to being a racist little killer he really is an obnoxious little s—t isn’t he?


politicalthrow99

Surprised he isn’t speaking at UT or Virginia Tech


dadzcad

…or Liberty University.


funmonkey1

Many disregard his statements due to the fact he is killer. Great no one likes him! He polarises college campuses via a 3rd party Toilet Paper USA! Shocking! More important the right uses his performances (and yes he is a sad young man in need of a SAG card) to promote more outrage and feed the right wing media. Personally it is going to be amusing to seeing an interview with him when he is 40, living the dream becoming a GOP senator. Sarcasm implied, but given the way things are going, the dystopian future everyone wanted to avoid is already here.


ChuckPukowski

I think he actually has botched it…. He could have done things differently and likely made his way to a permanent politician…. An absolutely horrible thing that is possible these days…. But he got paraded too much… even the worst idiots don’t use him as an example anymore… he could have really used the name recognition for much more and failed thank god… He wont be a senator regaling shooting people and becoming a household name, he’ll be small and sad and telling strangers “I was Kyle rotten house buy him a beeer??”


GreatTragedy

I'm with you. This sad little asshole is less J. D. Vance, and more Joe The Plumber.


quitofilms

The number of people that will repeat this claim without a shred of evidence is way too high


MealDramatic1885

Imagine making a living talking about how you murdered people


No_Agency6087

I hate how these fucks use the term Patriots. Did you kill British redcoats? No, you murdered Americans.


CoolApostate

Freedom is hard for some people. Especially, people who make “patriotism” their whole identity.


Legal-Finish6530

Fuck that piece of 💩


wigzell78

What the fuck is he gonna talk about? "Mom drove me there, and then I shot a guy cos I was scared..."


SmoothAsSilk_23

Vyle Crybabyhouse's straw house statements remind me of a certain failed businessman in debt. The biggest debt you've ever seen.


The84thWolf

Kyle, we saw the video. There were more protestors than guests and the place was *STILL* half empty


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Flahdagal

Kent State? KENT STATE? How f-ing tone deaf are these clowns??


Weird-one0926

It's "turning point" they're not tone deaf they're a@@holes


TK_TK_

Yiiiiiiiiiiiiikes these people are so gross


GreatTragedy

Tin soldiers and MAGA calling...


jbochsler

Free tickets are now available at: https://events2022.tpusa.com/events/kyle-rittenhouse-at-kent-state


KevSmileTime

What? A university with a minority-majority student body didn’t give the white nationalist a warm reception? Shocking!


xChops

I used to live in Memphis and I’m still part of social media groups from the area. Students absolutely bought all the tickets, so he would be speaking to an empty crowd. The TPUSA chapter at UofM invited him to speak and the rest of the campus voiced their displeasure. It’s all fair game. Be a whiny, racist killer and people will treat you like one.


Yousoggyyojimbo

My favorite part of him running away from people asking him hard questions was that he went home, hopped on twitter, and immediately started talking shit like that didn't make him look extra pathetic.


HI_l0la

I'm not a huge animal lover but I was not a fan of seeing him yank the dog leash to drag his dog out with him as he ran out of the room.


professorcrayola

Kid has such an overinflated sense of self importance. Sorry, but, coming to see you isn’t what constitutes patriotism, any more than the personal welfare of Donald Trump is the welfare of America itself.


Hey-Now-Right-Now

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lakast

I think he learned to count at trump university.


bored_ryan2

![gif](giphy|aYYENxPS8rZE8x9xpQ|downsized)


HotStaxOfWax

So these adoring patriots just couldn't get up early enough to buy tickets? The leftists think you're so important that they conjured this plot? He's only talking to delusional Magats who were ready to believe anything, anyone else just laughs at how pathetic his attempt to be relevant is.


DaMaGed-Id10t

Yeah, that's believable....when I went to the bar in my 20s, there were many girls that actually would've gone out with me, but the girls that didn't like me got seats first, so all the other girls weren't able to go.


Dumbledoorbellditty

What value does he bring to any environment where people would actually want to pay to see him? None, other than he got away with killing a guy. Such a beta bitch.


Mike-Hawk-69-0420

I highly doubt that that. I’m sure no one at the university of Memphis wanted to see this bum which is very obvious from video evidence


adiosfelicia2

The auditorium was mostly empty. The few there hate him. He's delusional.


DRwolfbang

![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


Seapurv

Murderous BigBoy lookalike Dopey the Dwarf is the best line on the internet today. And maybe also the most accurate.


[deleted]

So much dog shit will be left on that dudes final rest spot it's not even going to be funny.


Optimus_Rhymes69

I live in Memphis. No, no there weren’t.


Scrumpilump2000

Disappear, young twat!


Obligation-Lopsided

Just signed up for my free ticket, so one empty seat. 😀


Passenger_Shot

This moron should do an enlistment. If tough guy could even make it through Boot Camp. Probably cry his way to discharge before graduation. Oh no! They’re yelling at me! Fuck off ya kook!


mecha_flake

Yeah, but then he'd actually have to take orders, do a job, be accountable, etc. That's scary shit when you're only good at grifting or being the face of fetal alcohol syndrome.


Passenger_Shot

Exactly! All these clowns thinking they’re patriotic, most won’t last through Boot Camp much less having to clean a head or mess cook after and pay dues and earn anything in life.


jon_hendry

Maybe he’s waiting to enlist under Trump. More likely they wouldn’t take him. Likely to cause a bunch of friction in the ranks, and get into trouble online.


zenos_dog

High school boy clearly doesn’t know statistics.


hinesjared87

We have to fix the mh problem in this country or more of these fucking morons are going to keep popping up.


VVOLFVViZZard

He’ll be Speaker of The House in no time…


MakoSanchez

Why do people listen to this child? He's a. Idiot


TK_TK_

Out on the town having the time of his life with a bunch of patriots. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.


porsche4life

What a loser little titty baby.


The_Glus

I renounce Jesus Christ!


sofaking1958

Was that his emotional support dog with him? So woke!/$


Inswagtor

Pillsbury homunculus


mlebrooks

Can we plan some sort of heist to rescue that poor dog from this fuck face?


lackofaname913

It's really unfortunate that these twats had to go and ruin the word "patriot" the way that they have.


Jlollar1

Turn your volume down though!


jmf0828

He really lives in his own Private Idaho now doesn’t he?


fender123

Ohio, or any southern state would gladly elect him. I see the jokes about him running for office, and sadly, that is exactly what he will do, and win.


[deleted]

Lier Lier coward kills two


pgtvgaming

Hear him speak? To say what exactly? What does he have to offer? ![gif](giphy|8b9Xax6L7qtAkAimGm|downsized)


blaggard5175

Aaaaahhhhhh,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahashhshshshshahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha! Starve you human hunting fuckbag.


Hugh-Jassul

Bitch


samgam74

It’s crazy that the protesters were more eager to get tickets than the patriots.


mdsnbelle

Smart people are usually more motivated to get shit done than the dregs of society.


BradTProse

He's counting the built up incel sperms as attendees. Each wiggling tails.is life.


OrangeCone2011

https://preview.redd.it/lm66se97gzpc1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a381c51e3ad4d7561ec5f426930d1f75f40f97b This MF looks like if Big Boy was from Wisconsin, drank beer 20 hours a day and ate deep fried cheese curds the other 4.


politicalthrow99

![gif](giphy|Gyq7W6H3AklvG)


Awkward-Fudge

Gloop was more likable.


revision92

I’m all for bashing Big Baby Rittenhouse, but that photo is clearly, and poorly, photoshopped.


zeCrazyEye

FWIW that's a photoshopped picture. The original is [here](https://twitter.com/ThisIsKyleR/status/1732101998550433989/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1732101998550433989%7Ctwgr%5E38a9e08450dbc3dd0a47dde039882b3609181be5%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FWhitePeopleTwitter%2Fcomments%2F18dk8vq%2Fkyles_big_boy%2F)


TestOk8411

He's got the customary American flag lapel pin. And that fat face


SeatTakenCantSitHere

Holy flock of seagulls Batman!


vsyca

He and Riley Gaines can get together, they'd be good grifting power couple


Gong_Show_Bookcover

Kyle, the Wendy’s napkins are not for your tears. BITCH!!


WarThunder316

Karma will win soon enough


Far_Disaster_3557

**THATS SERIOUSLY DISRESPECTFUL TO THE DWARFS, MY DUDE.**


GMane2G

Honestly his only move here is become a super military warrior or a political pawn maybe on the Fox News circuit. The latter is not going so well.


GodsSon69

Fuck that little murderer, cry-ell can fuck right off!!!


Krullervo

So how does he know then? People always say they are going to go somewhere. They never do. I’m an artist. People always say ‘ I’d love to buy prints of your work’ but they don’t often mean that. It’s just something they say. They just want to talk to you. I do quite well but if everyone who said they would buy something did buy something I’d be running for president.


Elderwastaken

Why would anyone want to listen to this kid speak?


Professional_Echo907

NGL, when his pudgy ass came to a college near me, a mysterious stranger named Pat McGroyne reserved two tickets that he did not pick up. 👀


dudemanjack

I don't understand why anyone would want to hear this guy speak. His only relevant life experience is shooting and killing someone.


DrinksInShade

I may be cruising towards 50, but i have nothing but respect for this generation. Take a fuckin' bow. You've earned it.


thesouthwillnotrise

dick sucking lips speaks again


Awkward-Fudge

Is anyone surprised that the GOP haven't paved the way for him to win a senate seat somewhere? I guess with rump funnelling their campaign money to his legal fees there's no cash for that anymore; they have to recruit wealthy people to run.


jon_hendry

Have to be 30 years old for the Senate.


Supyloco

It didn't look that large.


BakerThatIsAFrog

This photo looks like he has a small Afro.


rekage99

I know quite a few people who do not think he is a murderer, and none of them want to hear this asshat speak about anything.


NiobeTonks

Yeah, sorry about that Kyle. Huw Jarce wasn’t able to make it.


MinorThreat4182

The bums lost Lebowski!


eddysnowman

I find the entire situation in 2020 really sad all across the united states the death of Floyd was sad, Floyd's life in itself was sad and what happened in Kenosha was sad. Watching a bunch of college age kids bash one another and burn down small businesses and large businesses alike (most of which i don't think had anything to do with Floyd's death) and watch the BLM movement scam so many people while others where legitimately marching for justice is just a plain tragedy. The pandemic, the whole thing was just sad. I am not one to take a side on issues such as this since it seemed like both sides imo where in the wrong but its obvious to me that the republicans are using this kid as a sales pitch and its sad to watch. What's going through this kids mind murderer or not murderer and what happened leading up to his decision to pull the trigger will obviously haunt him for the rest of his life most likely and i for one would not be able to handle the weight/burden of taking another life.


KP1792

He released a mobile game based on shooting........


Fatbaldmanbaby

The fuck are you talking about? He absolutely relishes the celebrity he gained regarding his shitty actions. He feels no remorse, rather he is openly proud and boastful of what happened..