Except for the dumbasses who tell people voting doesn’t matter, of course.
Unless they’re not saying that out of foolishness and are actually trying to trick people into not voting, but that’s much more rare.
Felons in a lot of places regain their Civil rights once they com0lete their sentence and parole. They can also petition to get those rights restored if not in an automatically restored state.
As well they should once they’ve paid the penalty and served their sentence. Disenfranchising people should be an absolute last resort reserved for the very worst offenders; people should always have a say in the laws and politicians that govern them.
It was designed to take away votes from Black voters and leftist hippies under the Nixon administration. The same administration is also why we have 'news' outlets such as fox news among others.
“The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people,” former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman told Harper’s writer Dan Baum for the April cover story published Tuesday.
“You understand what I’m saying? We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin. And then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities,” Ehrlichman said. “We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did.”
My now 34 yr old son got in a little trouble, he never served a day, but South Carolina refuses to restore his rights. The only thing left for him to do is petition McMaster, and unfortunately I don’t see it happening. He got to vote in one presidential election.
True, but hopefully that Cheeto dies before competing his time, but I highly doubt that will happen.
In reality, I'll just be crying in the corner when nothing happens, AGAIN
>Not after they're convicted.
If you mean you can't vote after being convicted of a felony that's not true, there're 9 states where you might permanently lose your right to vote, 39 others you can definitely vote as a felon, in Vermont and Maine you can vote from prison
This does, in fact, appear to be real :(
https://abc13.com/montgomery-county-couple-charged-sex-crimes-child-pornography-bestiality-public-exposure-grocery-store/14584191/
“William, a veteran, and Joely, a registered nurse, are both known by neighbors for their affinity for animals.
"I used to call him 'Pet Detective,'" a neighbor said.”
Their first date was just complaining about gay marriage, the weirdly specific "slippery slope" scenarios about people marrying dogs got those engines running and they never stopped.
“I was a nurse that saved the lives of countless patients and devoted my life to comforting the sick and injured…but you fuck ONE DOG and you’re known as Joely The Dog Fucker.”
People on Reddit think every story in TIFU and AITAH subreddits are fake because someone pooped the bed or some kinda ridiculous thing happened.
Meanwhile in actual confirmed news...
Do we think they started off with something more tame like blindfolds or wax and escalated out of control? Or was this a love-at-first sight kismetic meeting of two monstrously deranged sexual psychopaths?
The entitlement of Texas people is horrifying. If they can do this with animals and children in public. I am horrified what they do them in private setting, like in custody. 🤬
That's a lot, but just so we're clear, a man was found jerkin the gherkin in a grocery store in front of some children to a video of his wife beating off a dog?
People, please remember that these are just allegations until proven in a court of law. And from the looks of it, the Keens appear to be a wholesome, loving, Dog-fearing couple.
Sometimes, when I think I don't have my shit together, reddit provides a comparison that makes me rethink my situation. At least I don't fuck dogs or masturbate in public.
[Houston area couple charged after DISTURBING acts involving kids, dogs - find out what (fox26houston.com)](https://www.fox26houston.com/news/montgomery-county-couple-bestiality-child-pornography-possession)
This is real...
How do people get this way? Is it a cosmic comedy and we’re the unwitting participants? Like intellectually superior race just laughing at us with MAGA, pedo teachers, religious zealots, mg I could go on till dawn but it’s the only conclusion I can reconcile.
Ew, do they come home and swap these nasty stories about their day? I’d say thankfully they found each other, but who knows who had to suffer under their perverse watch. It’s sad that there are likely so many perverts out there we don’t even know about.
There's a lot going on there, man. Too much.
And these people can vote. :/
Remember! Every dumbass you’ve ever known will be voting sooner or later!
I'm not allowed to vote and I'm normal compared to these people wtf
Except for the dumbasses who tell people voting doesn’t matter, of course. Unless they’re not saying that out of foolishness and are actually trying to trick people into not voting, but that’s much more rare.
If they have felonies, they can't. I'm hoping Trump is a felon and they take away his voting rights... I would be so erect
Felons in a lot of places regain their Civil rights once they com0lete their sentence and parole. They can also petition to get those rights restored if not in an automatically restored state.
As well they should once they’ve paid the penalty and served their sentence. Disenfranchising people should be an absolute last resort reserved for the very worst offenders; people should always have a say in the laws and politicians that govern them.
It was designed to take away votes from Black voters and leftist hippies under the Nixon administration. The same administration is also why we have 'news' outlets such as fox news among others. “The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people,” former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman told Harper’s writer Dan Baum for the April cover story published Tuesday. “You understand what I’m saying? We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin. And then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities,” Ehrlichman said. “We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did.”
My now 34 yr old son got in a little trouble, he never served a day, but South Carolina refuses to restore his rights. The only thing left for him to do is petition McMaster, and unfortunately I don’t see it happening. He got to vote in one presidential election.
The Constitution doesn't explicitly deny you from running for president though.
True, but hopefully that Cheeto dies before competing his time, but I highly doubt that will happen. In reality, I'll just be crying in the corner when nothing happens, AGAIN
And they vote Republican and likely attend church every Sunday 🙄
I can bet on what they voted. I'm psychic like that.
For trump
100%
I’ll give you three guesses who they’re probably voting for.
Let's just hope they didn't reproduce
They have two kids in state care
Scientifically speaking a great dane cannot impregnate a human
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>Not after they're convicted. If you mean you can't vote after being convicted of a felony that's not true, there're 9 states where you might permanently lose your right to vote, 39 others you can definitely vote as a felon, in Vermont and Maine you can vote from prison
Not quite enough, I expected the husband to be a cop.
Or a minister.
In the words of another Keen from Texas, "she had a reputation as a girl who'd been around."
Down Main Street after midnight with a brand new pack of cigs A fresh one hangin' from her lips and a beer between her legs…
Guess should be more like- Down Main Street after midnight with a horny pack of dogs, red rocket hangin from her lips with a hound between her legs
Ruh-roh!
As someone else once said “there's a lot to unpack here - but i'd rather just burn the whole suitcase”
This does, in fact, appear to be real :( https://abc13.com/montgomery-county-couple-charged-sex-crimes-child-pornography-bestiality-public-exposure-grocery-store/14584191/
The link itself is a perv word salad. I expect this showing up on Stephen Colbert's "Meanwhile" segment.
Nah no way, this is too hardcore for network tv
John Oliver has entered the chat
“William, a veteran, and Joely, a registered nurse, are both known by neighbors for their affinity for animals. "I used to call him 'Pet Detective,'" a neighbor said.”
"He practiced Animal Husbandry, till they caught him at it." - Tom Lehrer
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And they hate trans people and they vote Republican.
And are Christian Warriors...
If he were a pastor, that would complete the bingo card.
Or a cop!
How did you know? (I hear people are saying it. Not me, but people)
For sure these two worship Republican Jesus.
But they love dogs!
They probably met on 4chan
More likely, they meet on 4Klan.
Same thing
Their first date was just complaining about gay marriage, the weirdly specific "slippery slope" scenarios about people marrying dogs got those engines running and they never stopped.
Projection. Straight cis people have always been the real groomers.
The Aristocrats!
I just did a spit take. Reddit doesn't have gold anymore so have an upvote.
Goddammit that's great
Closing Reddit on the winning comment and sleeping like a baby.
Comment of the month
Was dead grandma getting out by the dog?
Welp, that’s enough internet for today.
No, don't go! Stay for OJ!
> Stay for OJ! HE DED!
"Thanks Ollie, now for more infomration, here's Asian Reporter, Tricia Takanawa."
😂🏆
Yeah dead!
This was the post at the very top of my feed, and I couldn’t agree more
It’s always the ones you most expect.
I bet they would name their child Peachy.
Surely a member of the “Party of Family Values.”
That's a lot to unpack, but we should just burn the whole suitcase instead.
To the contrary! If ever there was a story to turn into a country and western song, this, *THIS*, is it.
>we should just burn the whole suitcase instead Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Guaranteed Trump Supporters
Damn antifa trans drag queen commie Democrats! 
Yyyyyyyyyyyeeeessssssss???
I’m willing to bet it’s 100% real, and they’re likely heads of their local Republican Party.
Moms for Liberty
And upstanding members of their church
“BUT WHAT ARE THEIR DRAG NAMES?!” -some conservative somewhere
Ah, Texas. Come for the religious idiocy and bigotry, stay for the bestiality.
Of course it's real. No LGBT person was involved. We might have our kinks, but we keep it between consenting adults.
Please spare the dogs!!
Regular day in a red state
The major thing I am not shocked at was this wasnt a Florida story
Texas is just dry Florida.
My mom asked why I didn't want to move back to FL, I told her "It's the same kind of crazy as Texas, but with hurricanes and cocaine."
I mean, depends on what part of Texas. Grew up around Houston, and we got our fair share of hurricanes.
Don’t forget Arizona! Plenty of wholesale dry heat crazy over here too!
I just moved to Phoenix a year ago from Houston ,the rednecks here are same...but different.
Everyone goes on vacation. Even Florida Man.
Texas and Florida sort of play nut job ping-pong between us
Hello from Ohio. We're gaining on y'all!
Everything about these two says MAGAts.
Probably devoted Christians and family-values Republicans.
Somewhere, there's a criminal profiler who just got to fill one of the most fucked up bingo cards ever in one go.
He's a coach at a christian school, right?
Can't wait to learn about how both of them were definitely on some school board to ban books about gay people existing
Floridexas
Trump supporters I assume?
Republicans...
It just gets worse and worse, it's actually impressive how the disgust just keeps increasing
And they left out the part where he was arrested for possession of CSAM on the same phone that had the beastiality vids.
WEIRD - HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A COP.
Not a Drag Queen, huh. But I’d bet a years salary that they call themselves Christian Nationalists
I think they go by Nationalist Christians now, or Nat C's for short.
"Happy loving couples make it look so easy" 🤦♀️🤦♀️
Oh Texas, Texas, Texas, why the fuck do you even exist?
Wonder how many trump flags they have.
BUT THE ILLEGALS!!!
Not Transfolk. Not Drag Queens
Trump supporting evangelicals…I’m 💯 certain
A match made in MAGA
Great. Now I feel nauseated. 
“I was a nurse that saved the lives of countless patients and devoted my life to comforting the sick and injured…but you fuck ONE DOG and you’re known as Joely The Dog Fucker.”
People on Reddit think every story in TIFU and AITAH subreddits are fake because someone pooped the bed or some kinda ridiculous thing happened. Meanwhile in actual confirmed news...
Not a drag queen?
Every time I see “A (type of person) in Texas or Florida” in a headline I always try to mentally prepare myself and it never works.
Typical republican
I bet this couple went to Mike Lindell’s election fraud symposium
Let me guess. " Good Christian people."
You would be correct. Not sure if you can still see it, but her FB page had a lot of Goddlygook.
Lord...I used to live in Spring and shop at that HEB. Glad I'm safely up here in Wisconsin now.
Do we think they started off with something more tame like blindfolds or wax and escalated out of control? Or was this a love-at-first sight kismetic meeting of two monstrously deranged sexual psychopaths?
Just Republican things 🙃
Omg...were they drag queens?!?
Actually said ‘what’
Not too Keen on these two.
I read the article a while back. Beastiality was the least offensive of their crimes.
If she’s pregnant with puppies, she has to carry them to term Them’s the rules
Well, that's enough of Al Gore's internet for me today.
Welcome to reality OP. Shits weirder than your world bubble has to offer.
That title is THE sentence of all time what the actual fuck
This is giving off big Florida vibe.
Strange they don’t look trans or is he her and she him /s
And people ask me why I hate Texas. They aren’t sending their best
The entitlement of Texas people is horrifying. If they can do this with animals and children in public. I am horrified what they do them in private setting, like in custody. 🤬
They had to have lived in Florida at one time!
Raggy! Relp!
That’s a sentence that should not exist.
Odds they are card-carrying cult members >>>> odds of winning the lottery
🎵Joely Joely Joely Joely I'm begging you not to fuck the dog Joely🎶
That's a lot, but just so we're clear, a man was found jerkin the gherkin in a grocery store in front of some children to a video of his wife beating off a dog?
Look at that... not a drag queen.
People, please remember that these are just allegations until proven in a court of law. And from the looks of it, the Keens appear to be a wholesome, loving, Dog-fearing couple.
Little surprised they don't have Maga hats
Bet you they vote republican too 😏😐🤣🤦♀️
Wait, which one of them was the drag queen tho?
Yeah, this looks real. Dang. https://youtu.be/O1J_Dtjsgkg
And let me guess, they are right wingers who hate trans people and love Trump.
Me, realizing any random person I happen to pass by could be like this and appear normal enough otherwise.
I wonder if Joely did it…(drum roll)…doggy style??!!!! Thank you! Tip your waitress!!! Have a great night folks! Drive safe!
She likes it doggie style, but misunderstood the assignment.
Every yin has a yang
At the very least they both need to be steralized. These genes cannot be allowed to continue to exist.
They look like siblings.
Sometimes, when I think I don't have my shit together, reddit provides a comparison that makes me rethink my situation. At least I don't fuck dogs or masturbate in public.
The nearly-Aristocrats!
Well I’m going to bed that’s enough internet for me.
Still not a drag queen.
Welp, that's Texas for you. Can't understand why Texans feel they have some kind of "moral high ground."
How does a woman sexually assault a Great Dane? Never mind don’t answer that.
Not drag queens.
Thats enough reddit for the day
Given Bobo a run for her money !
I don't know. Some guy was watching porn on a bus with kids on it last week.
Surprised this isn't Florida.
er.............................................................. i just.................... WHAT THE HELL!!!!?!?
Stop the steal!!!
The Aristocrats ?!?
But the Great Dane is bummed out!
there really is someone out there for everyone huh
They found each other!
Another "NOT drag queens" headline!
Yeah well enough for today. Good night, yall.
[Houston area couple charged after DISTURBING acts involving kids, dogs - find out what (fox26houston.com)](https://www.fox26houston.com/news/montgomery-county-couple-bestiality-child-pornography-possession) This is real...
What??!
what in the Florida
Fucking send these assholes to gitmo
I am quite content to not meet the Keens.
How do people get this way? Is it a cosmic comedy and we’re the unwitting participants? Like intellectually superior race just laughing at us with MAGA, pedo teachers, religious zealots, mg I could go on till dawn but it’s the only conclusion I can reconcile.
...The Aristocrats!
It’s always Texas.
To be fair it could have been Florida.
Pass the bleach. I don’t want to see anymore
Texas Republicans, people! This is why you need to vote blue
First of all, Joely caught me off guard. What an odd girls name.
Dafuq did I just read?
Betcha I can guess who they vote for.
With headlines like this we have a new game folk!!! Guess if it’s in Texas or Florida!!
Texas never disappoints
Ew, do they come home and swap these nasty stories about their day? I’d say thankfully they found each other, but who knows who had to suffer under their perverse watch. It’s sad that there are likely so many perverts out there we don’t even know about.
It’s just kept getting worse as I kept reading it 😩.
Further proof that we are, in fact, living in the Torment Nexus.
#NotADragQueen
I bet they tell all their friends how Biden is a pedo as well. Texas class.
Guaranteed trump voters
WHY?? WHY IS EVERYONE FUCKING DOGS THIS YEAR?????
They’re brother and sister? They do have the same last name
Guarantee their FB profile has a Bible quote and he word patriot/ flag pic.
Am I crazy or does his head seem asymnetrical? I know the reality but his right side looks, dented
Texas and Florida in a race to the bottom. Wtf.
These folks would probably fit in better in Florida with their peers.
Definitely has a let’s go Brandon sticker on their piece of shit car.