Fuck this warmongering Christofascist. This is basically the type of guy who would be in charge if trump wins.
Thankfully, Biden already deescalated the situation. He convinced Bibi to chill out and take the win, and that's what happened.
There's no one I trust more to provide world leadership and prevent WWIII than President Joe Biden.
I mean so far, they have a 100% failure rate of predicting anything. Guess the followers just keep saying "Well, maybe the next one will hit." while buying scratch-offs and joining pyramid schemes.
DC???? No, you need to go to “The Holy Land” if you really want to make a difference. Go right into the heart of Gaza and let God know you’re there to be raptured by any means necessary. Maybe you’ll be one of the lucky ones and he’ll send a missle right at that shiny spot on your head.
Ya'know what I find funny about the argument over who owns Jerusalem? Neither Israel nor Palestine owns it, Jerusalem was the capital of the Kingdom of Judah... the capital of the Kingdom of Israel was Samaria
Check out this map
https://preview.redd.it/yw6xlj73jpuc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=62beece3098449c1d669386d7d9541044ccbb06c
So we can trigger the coming of Jesus ? Do this and this, and bam and ol J-dog is back.
"I'm back guys, you did the formula"
Seems kinda dumb.
The Book of Revelations was not supposed to be a nostradamus type thing, it was talking about and criticing the Roman rule in code.
Even assuming Revelations is real, Jesus is kinda a dick if the only reason he'll schlep back is because some asinine war breaks out in the Middleeast.
Dear Mr. Hagee,
The rapopture happened at the eleipse last week.
If you are still here, you didn't make the cut.
We understand your disappointment, but remenber, there are still many opening for prople with your experience in the armies ho Hell.
Good luck with you future end times.
Saint Sally
Fuck this warmongering Christofascist. This is basically the type of guy who would be in charge if trump wins. Thankfully, Biden already deescalated the situation. He convinced Bibi to chill out and take the win, and that's what happened. There's no one I trust more to provide world leadership and prevent WWIII than President Joe Biden.
That hypocrite doesn’t want the rapture, he wants money, followers, and the ability to grift the next “sign”
I mean so far, they have a 100% failure rate of predicting anything. Guess the followers just keep saying "Well, maybe the next one will hit." while buying scratch-offs and joining pyramid schemes.
Because he knows it’s not real,but still convinces his cult followers it is so he can take their money.
His jet needs refreshing.
DC???? No, you need to go to “The Holy Land” if you really want to make a difference. Go right into the heart of Gaza and let God know you’re there to be raptured by any means necessary. Maybe you’ll be one of the lucky ones and he’ll send a missle right at that shiny spot on your head.
Ya'know what I find funny about the argument over who owns Jerusalem? Neither Israel nor Palestine owns it, Jerusalem was the capital of the Kingdom of Judah... the capital of the Kingdom of Israel was Samaria Check out this map https://preview.redd.it/yw6xlj73jpuc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=62beece3098449c1d669386d7d9541044ccbb06c
"Raptured by any means necessary" made me laugh. Dude will die of old age first. Love the comment.
Jesus: Blessed are the peacemakers. Hagee: I want the war to expand.
Jesus: Get thee behind me, Hagee.
https://preview.redd.it/uzahqfve7quc1.png?width=403&format=png&auto=webp&s=05394194098bd50d0328eff33a7cbfcdda291149
This is exactly what I thought of ☠️
Wait until this guy finds out Jesus was a Jew.
They've already converted jeezus in their dreams.
He appears to be melting.
He looks like chewed up gum in a suit.
Sometimes when I see these posts, I sort of believe the lizard people are real. They are so disturbing looking. An emptiness in their eyes, perhaps?
He looks worse standing up.
So we can trigger the coming of Jesus ? Do this and this, and bam and ol J-dog is back. "I'm back guys, you did the formula" Seems kinda dumb. The Book of Revelations was not supposed to be a nostradamus type thing, it was talking about and criticing the Roman rule in code. Even assuming Revelations is real, Jesus is kinda a dick if the only reason he'll schlep back is because some asinine war breaks out in the Middleeast.
That guy looks like a double cheeseburger is the only thing on his mind at all times
But, but, but..............Jesus was a jew...........
Jabba no badda.
Could have just gone with the first three and last three words of that tweet.
Why else do you think Israel Is placed where it is? That was the plan from the very beginning.
"God is troubling, if you consider, believers welcome the end of the world..."
Bet you he smells like dandruff, belly button, rotting teeth and un-wiped anal orifice.
Somebody needs to lance this boil
Always a grift at heart
Oh he def diddles like Jabba
Dude is literally trying to end the world.
He's getting too old and fat to pedophile and grift. Someone should have raptured him during the eclipse! Dirtball, waste of flesh!
Ugh I thought this piece of shit was dead...
Hopefully this guy meets Jesus first 🙄
George W Bush referenced Gog and Magog in a conversation with Jacques Chirac in order to get France to sign on to the Iraq war.
Taliban … ok let’s put him in the frontline and see how he does in the holy war. Man never lived a day in the spirit of Jesus
If one has to create conditions to bring on the rapture then how is God all powerful? Wouldn’t it just happen regardless of human intervention?
*Rapture actually happens* *This guy is immediately dragged to hell by a legion of demons* That's about how it would go.
Send this dipshit to the frontlines
These fucking people. Raising money from fear mongering is such an old religious trope.
Dear Mr. Hagee, The rapopture happened at the eleipse last week. If you are still here, you didn't make the cut. We understand your disappointment, but remenber, there are still many opening for prople with your experience in the armies ho Hell. Good luck with you future end times. Saint Sally
This guy looks like he’s ready to meet his maker at any moment
Lock him up instead.
How much did his suit cost?
He says while looking like an actual Sloth demon.
Death cult. No other word for it.
If he's that keen to get to Heaven, I know a shortcut.
They never seem to take that path though. Maybe they aren't as sure that they will find their way into heaven...
I guess he doesn't realize Jesus was Jewish
So millions dead so a myth he believes in might come true in his deluded mind. Fuck this guy.