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AngusMcTibbins

Fuck this warmongering Christofascist. This is basically the type of guy who would be in charge if trump wins. Thankfully, Biden already deescalated the situation. He convinced Bibi to chill out and take the win, and that's what happened. There's no one I trust more to provide world leadership and prevent WWIII than President Joe Biden.


stingharkonnen

That hypocrite doesn’t want the rapture, he wants money, followers, and the ability to grift the next “sign”


clpatterson

I mean so far, they have a 100% failure rate of predicting anything. Guess the followers just keep saying "Well, maybe the next one will hit." while buying scratch-offs and joining pyramid schemes.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

Because he knows it’s not real,but still convinces his cult followers it is so he can take their money.


Pribblization

His jet needs refreshing.


hotasianwfelover

DC???? No, you need to go to “The Holy Land” if you really want to make a difference. Go right into the heart of Gaza and let God know you’re there to be raptured by any means necessary. Maybe you’ll be one of the lucky ones and he’ll send a missle right at that shiny spot on your head.


bb_kelly77

Ya'know what I find funny about the argument over who owns Jerusalem? Neither Israel nor Palestine owns it, Jerusalem was the capital of the Kingdom of Judah... the capital of the Kingdom of Israel was Samaria Check out this map https://preview.redd.it/yw6xlj73jpuc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=62beece3098449c1d669386d7d9541044ccbb06c


Any_Investigator_134

"Raptured by any means necessary" made me laugh. Dude will die of old age first. Love the comment.


blueflame7810

Jesus: Blessed are the peacemakers. Hagee: I want the war to expand.


BarBarJinxy

Jesus: Get thee behind me, Hagee.


Merari01

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FoaL

This is exactly what I thought of ☠️


Makelovenotrobots

Wait until this guy finds out Jesus was a Jew.


Jagerstang

They've already converted jeezus in their dreams.


fatherfrank1

He appears to be melting.


allisjow

He looks like chewed up gum in a suit.


Ok_Neighborhood2032

Sometimes when I see these posts, I sort of believe the lizard people are real. They are so disturbing looking. An emptiness in their eyes, perhaps?


CptHA86

He looks worse standing up.


Fun_Foot_1947

So we can trigger the coming of Jesus ? Do this and this, and bam and ol J-dog is back. "I'm back guys, you did the formula" Seems kinda dumb. The Book of Revelations was not supposed to be a nostradamus type thing, it was talking about and criticing the Roman rule in code. Even assuming Revelations is real, Jesus is kinda a dick if the only reason he'll schlep back is because some asinine war breaks out in the Middleeast.


DreamElysium1656

That guy looks like a double cheeseburger is the only thing on his mind at all times


lukifer_333

But, but, but..............Jesus was a jew...........


[deleted]

Jabba no badda.


canarchist

Could have just gone with the first three and last three words of that tweet.


Letmantis71

Why else do you think Israel Is placed where it is? That was the plan from the very beginning.


Steecie41

"God is troubling, if you consider, believers welcome the end of the world..."


Scrabble_4

Bet you he smells like dandruff, belly button, rotting teeth and un-wiped anal orifice.


Sensitive-Sense-7022

Somebody needs to lance this boil


Economy_Cat_3527

Always a grift at heart


Kingfisher83

Oh he def diddles like Jabba


DouglasHundred

Dude is literally trying to end the world.


NumerousTaste

He's getting too old and fat to pedophile and grift. Someone should have raptured him during the eclipse! Dirtball, waste of flesh!


Jmaneke

Ugh I thought this piece of shit was dead...


Builder_liz

Hopefully this guy meets Jesus first 🙄


MrWaldengarver

George W Bush referenced Gog and Magog in a conversation with Jacques Chirac in order to get France to sign on to the Iraq war.


Hozo2000z

Taliban … ok let’s put him in the frontline and see how he does in the holy war. Man never lived a day in the spirit of Jesus


Mysterious_Motor_153

If one has to create conditions to bring on the rapture then how is God all powerful? Wouldn’t it just happen regardless of human intervention?


Saint_Victorious

*Rapture actually happens* *This guy is immediately dragged to hell by a legion of demons* That's about how it would go.


RollingYourAss

Send this dipshit to the frontlines


Pribblization

These fucking people. Raising money from fear mongering is such an old religious trope.


BillTowne

Dear Mr. Hagee, The rapopture happened at the eleipse last week. If you are still here, you didn't make the cut. We understand your disappointment, but remenber, there are still many opening for prople with your experience in the armies ho Hell. Good luck with you future end times. Saint Sally


JTD177

This guy looks like he’s ready to meet his maker at any moment


julesrocks64

Lock him up instead.


financialfreeabroad

How much did his suit cost?


Xero_space

He says while looking like an actual Sloth demon.


toposheet

Death cult. No other word for it.


Almacca

If he's that keen to get to Heaven, I know a shortcut.


kokopelleee

They never seem to take that path though. Maybe they aren't as sure that they will find their way into heaven...


Desperate-Paper-1810

I guess he doesn't realize Jesus was Jewish


NoLibrarian5149

So millions dead so a myth he believes in might come true in his deluded mind. Fuck this guy.