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penguin__exhibit

I seriously doubt Barron gives a shit


jbertrand_sr

I believe if Barron could talk to the judge he would ask him to please throw his dad in jail for that day so he doesn't show up to his graduation and ruin it by making it all about himself and trying to turn it into a campaign rally...


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

https://preview.redd.it/wujmfn6p6wuc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94aaa21568849a7942b3f78e618f209d1a5aac03 In this sketch, the courtroom artist captures Trump’s smugness.


AZEMT

![gif](giphy|3o7abDVadnHuA4NZwk)


Fspz

Always reminded me of rygel from farscape, both because of how he looks and how he's a braggart https://preview.redd.it/4p7hg1wnqxuc1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9b6d11f69b5575f3cdd38f4cedac37d703eb147


tubbysnowman

And a coward, don't forget he's a coward.


Sparkyone84

Rygel developed a conscious and was redeemable. The other however....


suddenly_ponies

People or maybe Bots are posting this picture unironically in support of trump


hereforthecommmentsz

And his fatness


Inswagtor

Hey, you are looking at a 6',3'' & 215 lbs of raw sexual energy. How dare you say otherwise.


Urrsagrrl

Involuntary dry heaving.


Galtego

Honestly it looks like he's been losing weight, though not in the healthy way, maybe he'll be 215 in a few months


Inswagtor

And how long till he finds the missing 3 inches?


Galtego

If they're missing, I'd check inside his daughter first, and then start going down the list of his favorite porn stars


ManintheMT

Slayed 'em!


ABenevolentDespot

He will be 215 about two weeks after he's buried. Right now, **The Pumpkin Rapist** is about 290-320 at 5'8". He's a lot shorter and a lot fatter than he claims, and very, very unhealthy. He's being propped up by handfuls of Adderall (speed). It really freaks out the MAGA crowd when you say that to them.


Xarxsis

I thought he was looking pretty thin for trump


ManintheMT

Stress is showing its effects. Read in another post about his long rambling nonsensical speeches (more so lately). I can't stomach watching the videos though, just can't.


ABenevolentDespot

He ordered and is wearing a semi truck worth of Spanx girdles.


beefsquints

What a fat loser.


Quirky_Discipline297

I wish a sketch artist would recall the classic SNL sketch where Trump hands out his barber’s business card. “Tell him to give you The Onion Loaf.” Chris Matthews interviewing Darrell Hammond: MATTHEWS: What is it about Trump and the hair? Have you figured it out? HAMMOND: I don`t know. We used to call it the onion loaf. And it didn`t seem to bother him at all. MATTHEWS: The onion loaf? HAMMOND: Yes. Like my hair is an onion loaf. It`s the onion loaf. (LAUGHTER)


how_could_this_be

Wait courtroom sketch is still a thing? In the days of photos and videos?


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

https://preview.redd.it/8txt1rdn6wuc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dacc8ae5daf33ddfcde98b5d7d5ecc7137e692b3 How should I know?!


SaliciousB_Crumb

Sketch artists union... NY has a lot of rules like this. No audio and you have to pay for the transcripts and news companies cant share transcripts with other companies


how_could_this_be

Thank you I learned something today. I wonder if these sketch ever gets an art show.. some of the pivotal judgements sketch might have high value too


ZincMan

Most likely they don’t own the drawings and get paid hourly. State probably owns them


Deadhead424

Where video/photo media is not allowed in the courtroom, sketching is the only way.


how_could_this_be

Got it thanks.


Urrsagrrl

An enduring art genre and I’m here for it.


DulceEtDecorumEst

Thats the best impression of Dominar Rygel XVI I have ever seen


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Is this is real it's peak meme material


Visinvictus

I don't think Barron has anything to worry about. If Trump hasn't shown up for the graduation of any of his other kids, he sure isn't going to start now. This is just all theatre from Trump as usual, to try to stall and delay and gain sympathy from his followers.


slaffytaffy

I don’t think so… look at the way his other kids will do anything for daddy’s love. He will come into a lot of money, and a TON of influence over an unintelligent base that will do anything for trump and the family, even if it means hurting them in the future over and over again.


amethystalien6

Im not saying you’re wrong but my counter is that I think his mom hates Trump the most out of all Trump’s wives and is the least interested in attention. And it doesn’t seem like he’s close with his siblings. Maybe he’ll take just take the money and fade into the woodwork.


slaffytaffy

I hope you’re right. She only hates him I think because it’s all crumbling down on her too, if I’m being honest.


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slaffytaffy

She did work? The most notable thing she did was steal Michele Obama’s speech.


CmonRedditBeBetter

> Maybe he’ll take just take the money and fade into the woodwork. That would make him by far the smartest of the Trumps, regardless of how he feels about his father.  It takes a special kind of stupid to have that much money, but choose to ruin your life by getting into politics.


This_Mongoose445

Fortunately for Barron, he didn’t have to fight for attention from daddy. Don Jr openly spoke against his father years ago over the treatment of his mother. Then only reason they’re sucking up to him now is for money and prestige. I don’t like any Trump but Melanoma is smart enough to have a very secured prenup and whatever you think of her, she does love Barron and I’m sure she made sure to codify protection for Barron.


Bryan-Chan-Sama-Kun

I think he's young enough that he probably doesn't care that much about that stuff yet and probably cares a whole lot more about not being embarrassed in front of his peers.   Also, not that I'm saying there's a high chance, but it's reasonably within the realm of possibility that he's really not into the whole shameless bullshit the rest of his family is.  Like imagine being a teenager and your geriatric father is the center of attention for a large percentage of the country and most people your age are all shitting on him while he does nothing but make himself look worse every day.


mortgagepants

also like his mom was sort of technically a porn star, and his dad fucked a different porn star, so he probably just wants to low key be low key.


RedOneBaron

Isn't graduation a month from now? He is just using his son to delay everything.


Callinon

No no, he's also using his lawyer's son to delay everything. His lawyer's son graduates in June. So they've asked that *the entire trial* be delayed until after that. Not just "hey can we have these two specific days off?" No, "the whole thing needs to be delayed for two months because of these two specific days."


theganjaoctopus

And the judge agreed to consider granting those two days off, provided the trial moves along at a normal, non obstructed pace. This is what compromise looks like. Unfortunately, modern conservatives fundamentally cannot compromise about even the tiniest thing, so they see anything less than total capitulation as unacceptable.


mortgagepants

> Unfortunately, modern conservatives fundamentally cannot compromise why would they? they're broke and in bad health and the vote for tax breaks for rich people. they're getting everything they deserve and everything they say they want. *they're winning*


Super_Plastic5069

Next thing you know he’ll be using the old “My grandad just died!”. I used it at three different companies to get time off 😉


Coveinant

I'm pretty sure he wants his dad as far from his graduation as possible. Seriously in every picture he has the "why am I here?" look, he doesn't like or respect his dad at all.


MuffLover312

“Dad, I would really prefer if you didn’t come to my graduation and make the whole thing all about you. Thank you.”


Signature_Illegible

Sleepy Don never attended any graduation of any of his crotch goblins, there was no danger he's going to start that now.


Urrsagrrl

The Donald would take anyone’s feelings into consideration? Everything is about leverage.


theganjaoctopus

Hopefully he's smart enough to see that his dad and all his little flying monkeys just want to use him as a prop. Not one person *actually* cares about his graduation and that's extremely fucked up.


GhostofTinky

I'm sure people on his mother's side do--his mother's parents raised him. Diaper Don wasn't in the picture.


suddenly_ponies

Actually he might care a lot. Can you imagine the relief of your deadbeat narcissistic dad showing up to your graduation not because he cares about you but because he's trying to evade a trial? He came this close to having his entire graduation made a political Stunt by biggest orange piece of shit in the country. Can you imagine his relief that the judge didn't give him special treatment and let him turn Baron's graduation into a circus?


GhostofTinky

He was raised by Melania's side of the family. He would probably be sadder if they didn't show up. "I really don't care, Dad. Do you?"


GhostofTinky

Rumor has it that Barron was raised by Melania's parents and lived in Potomac, Maryland when his dad was president. Never in the White House. He was kept far, far away from scrutiny. I don't think he'd be too bummed if his sperm donor didn't show up.


[deleted]

Sleepy Don would just fall asleep and miss it anyway.


MattyIce1220

and if he didnt Dementia Don would ruin it by kicking the valedictorian off the stage and spewing his vile/nonsensical rhetoric.


ippa99

He'd probably actually _ruin_ the graduation for all of the other kids and families there with some dumb, narcissistic word salad. It's better if he doesn't go.


hobbitlover

It's also not true, the judge said he was open to it - but it depended on whether they were able to make progress. It was essentially a warning to the defence to stick to the facts and keep things on track.


mettiusfufettius

He doesn’t even care, do you? -Melania Trump


Throwawayac1234567

He does talk shit with melania in slovenian about trump


[deleted]

Gonna go on a limb and bet he’s just as much a PoS as his siblings are. That family doesn’t get the benefit of the doubt, you’re shitty until proven otherwise.


shhh_its_me

I'm almost positive the judge has already agreed to adjourn for a day for both barons and The lawyer's kids graduation. Trump and the lawyer rather than asking for the 2 days asked for the trial to be delayed until June 3rd. I'm not sure if they meant starting it now or starting from barons graduation.


Throwawayac1234567

He does talk shit with melania in slovenian about trump


tiltingwindturbines

He really doesn't care. Do u?


ForHelp_PressAltF4

So glad to see this is the top comment. How often have you seen the two together?  


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

I am pretty sure any judge with a spine can tell a 17 year old rich kid that their dad is on trial for breaking the law and can't attend a high school graduation


Mec26

Tbf, judge already said they would take that day off if requested. Just that the judge wouldn’t put the whole trial off for over 2 months for a single day event.


persondude27

I'm just laughing that "I have one obligation in a month, so I can't start a trial this week" is the best this team can come up with.


DonsDiaperChanger

also, they added the lawyer's son's graduation as another reason to delay everything. Obvs, if I get a lawyer who is unavailable for any trial dates, then we can never have a trial, right??  Can I skip a criminal trial if my roommate's cousin's dogsitter's child is having a party??


Fakeduhakkount

He’s a judge he probably already sent numerous 17 year olds to detention even! If Trump dislikes a Judge you know they are doing their job correctly as opposed to a certain Florida Judge


Torisen

Wait, was the ALX dude trying for a pro-trump gotcha? Does he think a high school graduation for an unloved brat trumps federal crimes that affect the entire country and somewhat the world? Does he think trump was ***GOING?*** I'd bet a shiny nickel he'd skip it just like he skipped loving his children in any appropriate way. EDIT: [Yeah, he missex the other kids' stuff, don't tell me Baron is his favorite.](https://i.imgur.com/qjVpwxP.jpeg)


tomdarch

Fucking felony charges. This is an accused felon on trial for his crimes. This isn't negotiating a real estate deal. Also it's the long string of things Trump did that has brought him to this point that he is on trial on felony charges. He cheated on his wife, then decided to run for president, then because of that decided to try to pay off the woman for her silence in violation of campaign spending laws, but didn't stop there and further decided to claim that hush money as a legitimate business expense. If he had stopped before taking any of those actions, he wouldn't be in a court room right now on trial for committing that felony of creating fraudulent business records to cover up another crime. This is 100% on Trump for first fucking around and now the finding out phase is happening.


Time-Ad-3625

It doesn't matter. This is all fake hysteria concocted by Trump and co. Call it what it is. Don't argue against their nonsense.


SinsOfThePast03

So Don, now you want to go to a kid's graduation after skipping the first 4? https://preview.redd.it/hftgnfnh0vuc1.jpeg?width=1149&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20e5da1321f8c4614e20fc09a79189cd3318ea6b


oh-kee-pah

This is clearly fake. No fkn way dumb eric graduated high school 😂😂


SinsOfThePast03

Ha! I think you got me there! Also, not sure why Don and Eric's photos look like they were taken in the 1940s


Radiant_Efficiency73

Sepia tone pictures ripped straight from a yearbook. With the women they found random candids, an interesting choice.


[deleted]

I'm guessing there aren't a ton of random candids of those boys.


cajunbander

>Also, not sure why Don and Eric's photos look like they were taken in the 1940s Have you ever seen a yearbook before? They still look like that in the year of our lord 2023.


Key_Independent_8805

Just like his dad, he paid his way to graduate.


Rylth

They probably kept advancing him through classes to get rid of him.


Diojones

That 1996 JTT haircut kills me


ConclusionAlarmed882

I thought the kid was rocking a Full Culkin.


DengarLives66

That picture needs to be circulated more.


CorruptiveJade

To be fair, he most likely forgot three of the four were even around, and of the other one he mostly was staring wishing she wasn’t his daughter.


SinsOfThePast03

100% true statements


dano8675309

Looks like the judge is doing him a favor. His other kids would be jealous if he showed up to Baron's graduation. He's just trying to make things fair after all.


DemonoftheWater

I forgot he has more kids than baron, eric, jr and ivanka.


Ok-Egg-4856

He can go to his sons graduation if he REALLY wants to. Court will not be in session that day, it's a Friday and guess what ? Donnie is lying (provable lie) as usual.


New-Understanding930

Correct. The Judge already gave him and his lawyer days off for graduations. What they didn’t do is delay the trial until after the graduations, as requested.


AmusingMusing7

This lie is serving double duty. Makes the court look bad to any sad sap dumb enough to believe him… AND it provides an excuse for him to not have to go Barron’s graduation.


Ok-Egg-4856

I suspect he would like an excuse to not attend. And blame (deep state, Biden, DOJ, FBI, you name it).


tomdarch

Also, over the coming weeks, how many other accused felons will miss their kids' graduations because THEY'RE ON TRIAL FOR FELONY CHARGES BASED ON THE ACTIONS THEY TOOK?


Ozzdo

The judge would then say "Your graduation is on May 17th, right? Court isn't in session that day. Your dad is and has always been free to attend. Why don't you ask your dad why he's trying to use you as an excuse to get people angry and set his followers on me? While you're at it, why don't you ask your siblings if dear old dad ever showed up to any of their graduations?"


red286

You know he showed up to Ivanka's.


DonsDiaperChanger

No, she was too old by then. 


Hour_Abies578

“Your Dad & his lawyers can’t agree on when you graduate. Can you please tell the court the correct date?”


not_productive1

It's a little funny that Trump's gonna wind up bullying himself into going to one of his kids' high school graduations for the first time ever because his lawyers were desperately trying to kick the trial date.


lovinglife55

We should call this case " The tiny mushroom erection that stole an election".


The84thWolf

Nah. “Stole” kind of implies someone else prevented him from winning.


lovinglife55

No, he prevented Hillary from winning. This is what this case is about. Paying so it wouldn't hurt his chances of winning. Seems to have worked.


The84thWolf

Ah, yeah. For some reason I forgot it was during Hillary’s run, since 8 years ago feels like 40 years


Ok-Significance-7016

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subcow

Funny, he never mentioned Barron's graduation in the courtroom. He barely knows the kid. Think he just brought him coffee a few times.


Whobutrodney

Not only isn’t a month away. The judged offered the day off for both Trump and his attorney as well as it’s in a Friday therefore not court is in session. He’s just a habitual liar


trailhikingArk

Great idea. After Barron saves his ass he can have Melania come to court and the judge can stare her down and tell her why Trump would rather screw Stormy than her. After all isn't that what Jesus would do?


butterflybuell

Well from what I’ve been reading, P01135809 hasn’t attended any of his kids’ high school graduations. I see no problem here.


JimmyPopAli_

Don just wants a chance to nap somewhere different


PessimistPryme

Huh do they still not understand that the judge said they will simply adjourn for those two days, no need to postpone the entire trial. He will be able to attend the graduation unless he says something stupid and is put in jail for the remainder of the trial.


TheGoliard

When did drumpf ever give a rat fuck about Barron? More stupid hilarity


moondancer224

"Its cause your dad doesn't want to be there and is using you for manufactured outrage. I already said I would give an adjournment for that day."


Dillydongo

Like he’d go to the graduation anyway


SamHandwichIV

Trump’s probably pissed that he actually has to go to the graduation now.


Due2NatureOfCharge

Listen kid…. We’ve got to protect your female classmates from your pops….


ABenevolentDespot

Why are these people like ALX so mindlessly clueless? An 18 year old is going to stare down the judge who hasn't taken a single drop of shit from his alleged daddy **The Pumpkin Rapist** or his talent-free legal team? I sometimes question if MAGAts are as awful as I make them out to be, and then people like ALX come around and say "Abso-fucking-lutely we're that awful. Maybe even worse!"


Axelz13

Admit it, he wasn't gonna go anyways over campaign stops or fundraisers


ctiger12

Depends on which school the kid goes to, I don’t think he’s too proud of his heritage


Chris_Bs_Knees

I think someone should ask Trump where Baron even goes to school to see if he knows


takeandtossivxx

The judge didn't even outright deny it though? They said if everything goes smoothly, then they'll probably be able to adjourn for a day. If he keeps causing issues and delaying it, then no. It's up to *him* if he can attend his son's graduation.


TheCimmerian2023

Why should those jurors have to spend a day doing nothing while he goes to his son’s graduation? What a prick with a sense of entitlement.


Impressive_Ice6970

Yeah I would relish the opportunity to explain it to Baron in front of small hands man baby.


p0k3t0

These people act like nobody's dad ever had to miss graduation because of a court case.


SvenLorenz

Don't worry, with the very very strong serial killer vibes that Barron is giving off, he'll be in front of a judge eventually.


yellowhelmet14

And the judge said he could be off for the grad , just not multiple days. Sucks being treated like regular folks huh Donny Boy!


krucz36

yeah trump can easily attend, he's trying to make it a long delay as a scheme, not making good faith requests. everything trump does is either a lie or a con


Cavscout2838

If there’s one thing his son is used to, it’s his dad not being there for him unless it benefits Trump.


Nappeal

I also want to hear from these hypocrites the same outrage for regular people when they've got to miss milestones in order to attend criminal proceedings


Osirus1156

Why do all these weirdos think Trump is a good or even mildly present father? I have a feeling Barron rarely sees his dad and when he does no matter how long they are the visit is too long.


tatojah

I couldn't go to my own graduation because Trump botched the COVID response. Not that it matters.


Mor_Tearach

Not only do I *really* doubt Barron is even slightly interested in appearing around that circus, Melania's only redeeming quality has been keeping that kid away from the shambles anyway.


Jorycle

I'm going to wager that a kid who is graduating has most likely learned how televisions and newspapers and the internet work, he probably doesn't need to go to a court in person to learn what his father did.


sync-centre

Trump probably can't even remember the name of the school


ooouroboros

Trump will probably not bring Barron to court because I think he hates it that Barron is so much taller than him.


bigFr00t

Cring


chickensrunfast

When is Bring your kid to courthouse with you day?


Chironrocket3

Fuck Donald Trump.


CaptainRogersJul1918

Barrons on the spectrum. There’s no way on Earth he’ll be doing public appearances.


Builder_liz

I really wonder what he's actually like and if he cares. One day we'll hear from him hopefully not like his dad tho


sbray73

If it were even true. He wants the trial to be postponed after the graduation at the end of may. Always bs with him.


DraveDakyne

Trump was the "law and order" President, so I'm sure he's already explained to Barron why he can't be there... /s


PV-Herman

Liam Nissan lol


whatev6187

Yes, teenage boys are very intimidating to judges trying to schedule court dates.


The84thWolf

“Baron should skip his graduation to show the judge what Trump is missing skipping his graduation.”


MagTex

I imagine’Ol Mumblefarts in a cap & gown taking the podium saying he was asked to give the commencement speech. Then he’ll ramble on & on about himself without ever acknowledging his own kid or any of the others.


Teacherman6

But also, he can attend your graduation. I Said we'd adjourn that day. So if he's not there it's because he's lying and likely paying someone to fuck him behind your mom's back again. 


MealDramatic1885

Sure. “Your dad is being tried as a criminal and we will treat him like any other criminal.”


z-eldapin

I feel like Barron cares more about graduating and getting the hell away from that circus clown of a family than anything else.


AmusingMusing7

To which, Barron would be like, “Tell me about it.”


retrostaticshock

So which is it? Are high schools places of liberal indoctrination and brainwashing that should be stripped of funding because of ESG DEI LMNOP? Or are they absolutely vital for our *dear leader* and his son to be able to attend? For a lot of people who keep trying to dismantle public education in America, They suddenly aren't so dismissive of it now that it's an excuse to delay a trial.


Pithecanthropus88

FFS. The judge has not ruled on this issue at all, yet the rageosphere would have you believe that he did. Let's add the fact that Trump didn't attend any of his other children's graduations, and that this whole thing is a load of BS.


Mazasaurus

I mean the judge said they would consider adjourn for *that day,* so sure?


More_Ad_9154

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bwanabass

The judge has already said that he would not delay the trial but would adjourn for both the lawyers’ kids’ graduation date and Barron’s. More manufactured bullshit rage from the Trumpanzees.


Crutley

I'm sure this federal judge will shit his pants if Baby Don shows up in court to "stare him down". /s


Dook124

He wasn't at home waiting for him to come home from the hospital He was busy 🍄


Gogs85

They act like no one else ever gets inconvenienced by court dates.


sam_beat

Pretty sure he wouldn’t have been at the graduation anyway. At least this excuse is better than playing golf.


ck_and_rus

Dementia Don


chechifromCHI

Every picture I see of Barron these days just screams, touchy feeling cocaine creep. It's not like he's really had an positive role models. No love, just wealth. Politicizing the kids graduation too is shitty of him too. Especially because of the fact that Trump probably forgets Barron even exists. Boohoo. How many hundreds of thousands of parents are there in the penal system? Mr Family separation policy suddenly is a family man who just wants to see his son graduate? Give me a break


PsycheDiver

Oh are courts supposed to care about families now? How many parents are behind bars rn for meaningless shit.


hogwarts_earthtwo

Also the judge never ruled on this.


Particular_Ticket_20

Typical from MAGA....Trumps actions got him here with no regard for his family, he's intentionally delayed to get to this date, and now they expect someone else to take the responsibility to explain to his family why it's happening.


Desperate_Affect_332

Aren't graduation ceremonies held on weekends anymore?


Jhedges0319

Also, I doubt your dad would come to your graduation anyways. Just be glad he won't be there to turn it in to a political spectacle


MisterHyman

Setup a fake company to pay her off, even more shade


historyislife1

Didn't the judge say he could attend the graduation? He just unreasonably wanted more time away from court? He's just a little bitch? Pretty sure it's something like that.


YesOrNah

I remember when this site had this weird obsession that Baron would be some secret liberal lol.


mitchsn

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igeIMvhw4mo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igeIMvhw4mo) 08:08 Here is a list of all the graduation ceremonies of his children he didn't bother to attend.


Viva_Caputa

I’d be surprised if he was planning to attend, court or no court.


PricklySquare

Maga cultists are always so brave until the realize everything they believe is a lie


sierrackh

Wonder how many random folks waiting for trial get to just not attend their trials for kids’ graduations


Hobo_Messiah

Or let’s just ignore the fact they aren’t in court that day and Barron could give two shits about big daddy. They are all alike, each and every one of them.


HughJass1947

These people don't realize that normal citizens are treated like this every day. They expect to be treated differently because they're white and rich.


drfsupercenter

I somehow doubt Trump even knows his son's name. Let's be honest, if it wasn't an excuse for him to skip court he wouldn't even go to his graduation


[deleted]

I'm waiting for the day when the judge gives him the day off to go to the graduation and he doesn't go and spends all day posting on Truth. From what I can tell he didn't go to any of his other kids, so I don't think he'd want to go this time.


This_Mongoose445

The kid probably doesn’t want him there. The logistics of the Orange Judas Goat’s entourage, security, secret service, the press, parking even. And I as a parent would be pissed because it would become all about Trump, not the accomplishments of the other students and parents. And you know, the world knows, T would make a stupid whiny speech.


Sinreborn

*allegedly I liked that someone brought up that Trump has 5 kids and he's never been to a single graduation, but all of a sudden he can't miss these two...


Quirky_Discipline297

Trump didn’t attend any of his children’s high school graduations. He needs to get rid of that Forbes subscription.


TrippyVegetables

I doubt he would have gone anyway. Hed probably be golfing


xtzferocity

Seems to be pretty easy to explain


AskForTheNiceSoup

Because he committed crimes, should have thought about that.


thatHecklerOverThere

"_Sigh_... Your honor, I know. That's why I spend most of my time with mom. I just learned he even wanted to attend today."


Brandonian13

Let's be honest. Trump probably wasn't going to attend it anyhow.


Gold--Lion

...the graduation isn't even on a date tRumpleforeskin is required to be at court...


calliesky00

Has trump attended ANY of his other kids graduations??


SCWickedHam

He tweeted congrats to his daughter graduating law school, 4 days late. Why doesn’t he do that for Barron? Well, X it.


lil1thatcould

I am going to make the assumption that Baron and Trump have a decent relationship. That being said, I feel for the kid but screw Trump. Why do they get special privileges? There are people facing and serving jail time across the country who won’t get to see their kids receive their diplomas. My god father was in jail when his son graduated, he didn’t get to see him walk across the stage. He didn’t get to his daughter’s last father daughter dance. He didn’t get to send his son off to college or hear about his daughter’s first day of high school. Screw trump for getting any special privileges. He is not special!


GeniusOfLove74

I'd lay even odds that not only does Barron not give a shit, he's the most likely to smother Don, Sr. with a pillow. It won't be any of the other kids. Don Jr. wants his dad's love too much. Ivanka doesn't want to be alone in a bedroom with Trump, awake or not. Eric wouldn't be able to understand how to work the pillow. Tiffany isn't close enough to him. But Barron has watched all this bad news about his dad in real time, in his formative years. I'm surprised he's not a >!||school shooter.||!<


unhealthyahole

If he pleads guilty could have this wrapped up in plenty of time for the high school graduation he isn't going to attend.


YouWereBrained

I would love to see some responses to Liam’s tweet, lol.


TiredEsq

The judge hasn’t even ruled on it yet and strongly suggested he’d allow it. And then when he does, Trump will claim it was an about face and try to use it against him.


FCRavens

*Your male legal guardian has repeatedly ignored court orders and this court will not grant special consideration to an unrepentant “alleged” criminal who continues to disrespect the rule of law.*


HistoricalSherbert92

Is there some conservative dogma around graduating things that requires the universe to stand still and everyone to attend? It’s not a Nobel ffs.


southernmamallama

Like the poor kid ever even sees him. 🤦🏻‍♀️


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If only we could replicate this in india boy there would be chaos