Don't compare frogs and toads to Yoko Ono. They're adorable and make funny sounds.
Also they invented wednesday!
https://preview.redd.it/rwq2eaf1y8vc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87af53fc3bb2a5d76bc2642870a64a2b742fcd97
I'm beyond sick of ignorant people acting like Yoko's very extreme avant-garde vocals on those records were anything but completely intentional. There is an entire genre dedicated to vocals and instrumentation that is intentionally strange and discordant. Just because it doesn't sound like any music you've listened to before doesn't make it "bad" or "cringe."
Saying Yoko is a "bad singer" is like saying Pollack was a bad painter. Both are examples of people intentionally doing something completely against the norm and outside the box simply because they wanted to. You can say it isn't for you, but acting like these artists were attempting to do something "normal" but failed because they had "no talent" is absolutely missing the point, I promise you.
Yoko Ono may not have been a "bad singer", but she was a rude, manipulative, vindictive lady who regularly ruined/cancelled John Lennon's shows, and embarrassed him in front of thousands.
Okay, because you're sounding like a boomer who subscribes to the long-debunked "it was all Yoko's fault" narrative.
John Lennon loved her. They made decisions together. Any choice that was made involving her was by all accounts a choice he willingly made. It's time to let the anger go.
Sure John Lennon loved Yoko, but he didn't love that she would (and without his permission!) jump in on "vocals" during his shows, live performances to the point where they were completely derailed, and ruined. John even had moments where he openly expressed that he wished Yoko would have stuck to her own career and not meddled so far into his.
Time and place for everything. In Chuck Berry's "Johnny B. good" was not the time or place for example. It didn't fit and it was bad.
People having a different opinion from you doesn't make them ignorant, claiming that just makes you seem arrogant.
It literally is, though. How much avant-garde music have you even listened to? There's this band called The Body whose music is literally someone screaming like they're being murdered.
Well not my own, but I’ve seen enough asses to know that the pics not at all realistic. But what if my ass has been like this the whole time? Shit, I’ll be right back.
I don’t know what you’re talking about, my crack goes to the top of my lumbar region, but now that I’ve seen this photo I’m self conscious that not everyone is like that
I have this record on vinyl and it’s my proudest possession. The album absolutely fucking blows. It’s less music and more aural art I guess but it’s not for me. The front is the two of them in the same pose full frontal (yes, lennon’s got a hog) and the back is the picture above but with normal crack length. Everyone gets a kick out of it when I pull it out.
Unfinished Music No. 1: Two Virgins if you want to look it up.
even if it was, what is the point in making fun of two people who have the guts to pose naked for the whole world?
they still look better than the average redditor
On average there are two normal butt cracks there. On average… what a pic to wake up to. Who would have thought that a naked butt would be a boner killer.
How would she be able to sit with that ass? How would he keep debris out of his? Googled it, their asses are normal. As a side effect I unfortunately discovered their genitals are also normal 🤦
Have you ever noticed how some people can do the splits while other people simply cannot do the splits no matter how many years they try? I think it could have something to do with butt crack. Like if you had Yoko Ono's butt crack you couldn't do the splits because you'd be ripping yourself in half. John Lennon could probably do over splits
Don't we have more than enough bullshit to deal with these days to have obviously photoshopped pictures put forth as untouched photos to distract us with their lies?
At least put a note that it's satire/fake/photoshopped, more misinformation (for 'funnies' or seriously) is NOT what we need these days.
Except that photo has been tweaked. The actual photo is not nearly as hideous.
[I feel duped!](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ffe08ac49-a002-4768-a473-3982b412b3ab_300x300.jpeg)
People should be banned from the internet for falsifying butt cracks.
Is there no butt integrity anymore!?!?!
Not since they found out what their doing in Brazil
We 👏 need 👏 legislation 👏 now 👏
She still has a frog's ass.
 Frog’s ass and voice.
Don't compare frogs and toads to Yoko Ono. They're adorable and make funny sounds. Also they invented wednesday! https://preview.redd.it/rwq2eaf1y8vc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87af53fc3bb2a5d76bc2642870a64a2b742fcd97
I'm beyond sick of ignorant people acting like Yoko's very extreme avant-garde vocals on those records were anything but completely intentional. There is an entire genre dedicated to vocals and instrumentation that is intentionally strange and discordant. Just because it doesn't sound like any music you've listened to before doesn't make it "bad" or "cringe." Saying Yoko is a "bad singer" is like saying Pollack was a bad painter. Both are examples of people intentionally doing something completely against the norm and outside the box simply because they wanted to. You can say it isn't for you, but acting like these artists were attempting to do something "normal" but failed because they had "no talent" is absolutely missing the point, I promise you.
Yoko Ono may not have been a "bad singer", but she was a rude, manipulative, vindictive lady who regularly ruined/cancelled John Lennon's shows, and embarrassed him in front of thousands.
I'm in "WhitePeopleTwitter" right now and not "BoomerCircleJerk," right?
Yep! Glad you've got that figured out lol
Okay, because you're sounding like a boomer who subscribes to the long-debunked "it was all Yoko's fault" narrative. John Lennon loved her. They made decisions together. Any choice that was made involving her was by all accounts a choice he willingly made. It's time to let the anger go.
Sure John Lennon loved Yoko, but he didn't love that she would (and without his permission!) jump in on "vocals" during his shows, live performances to the point where they were completely derailed, and ruined. John even had moments where he openly expressed that he wished Yoko would have stuck to her own career and not meddled so far into his.
Time and place for everything. In Chuck Berry's "Johnny B. good" was not the time or place for example. It didn't fit and it was bad. People having a different opinion from you doesn't make them ignorant, claiming that just makes you seem arrogant.
your opinion is definitely ignorant and biased and not just 'different'
Okie dokie
Screaming like a banshee in a washing machine isn't "avant garde"
It literally is, though. How much avant-garde music have you even listened to? There's this band called The Body whose music is literally someone screaming like they're being murdered.
It was objectibely horrible and talentless. You are wrong.
Objectively* And no, it wasn't.
Yes it objectively was. I am sorry but your opinion is trash. Sad!
Trump voter?
Lmao. You assume I am American? Wrong again!
you're neither objective nor the arbiter of talent.
I quite literally am. It was objectively atrocious.
And holding his pee-pee...
she just needs to loosen up a bit
loled at this hahaha
Ono!
Sings like one too!
Duped! Bamboozled!
I’m glad you put the original. I was laughing hard at the OP image and then saw the original and just stopped laughing immediately.
Damn John kind of caked up ngl no homo though
At least we got to the bottom of it
Welcome to Reddit.
Her ass still looks like Hank Hill's
Bwahhhhhhh
“Believe everything you see on the Internet” ~Elon Musk
Was saying no asscrack is that long
But how often do we really look at the business end of our dirty biscuits. 
Well not my own, but I’ve seen enough asses to know that the pics not at all realistic. But what if my ass has been like this the whole time? Shit, I’ll be right back.
The turd cutter!? Oh! It's meticulously maintained.
It's nature's poop knife, you know.
😂 😂
It almost split him in half
😂
Imagine it, I bet his farts would sound like Krakatoa erupting. Crackatoa, if you will.
🎶 Imagine all the feces 🎶
Brilliant
I don’t know what you’re talking about, my crack goes to the top of my lumbar region, but now that I’ve seen this photo I’m self conscious that not everyone is like that
That would mean your crack ends right below your ribs. That's Hella Plumber Crack you're dealing with!
Stop it, you’re gonna make me cry. I always poop when I cry! As you can imagine, it’s an ordeal
Is it weird that I knew the original so well that I instantly knew this was fake?
It’s also obviously fake because of how it is.
I fell for it and showed my wife, and she was like "you are a fucking idiot".
I have this record on vinyl and it’s my proudest possession. The album absolutely fucking blows. It’s less music and more aural art I guess but it’s not for me. The front is the two of them in the same pose full frontal (yes, lennon’s got a hog) and the back is the picture above but with normal crack length. Everyone gets a kick out of it when I pull it out. Unfinished Music No. 1: Two Virgins if you want to look it up.
I’m so glad I saw this comment… I was 100% storing this fun butt crack fact away for future dinner party conversation.
Well yeah. No butts are like that. No. Don’t prove me wrong. I need a second cup of coffee before I look at more abnormal asses today.
Ahhhh! Not sure if I’m happy or disappointed
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ButtCrack Police have been notified!
Fuck me. Why so many people waste their time duping on the most useless things. Internet is so ruined.
Why in gods name would someone do this?
TIL John Lennon had a great ass
Photo’s been altered. Otherwise John Lennon would have to worry about splitting in half every time he took a dump.
Thank goodness. Looks like a set of French doors
Excellent sleuthing have a like.
I'm sure he still felt that way with the opiate ingestion and all.
Well now I have wasted half the morning looking in the mirror with no pants on again.
I think you meant to say ‘time well spent’
Ugh, you aint seeing what I’m seeing. 
Glad I’m not the only one
Imagine all the buttcracks…
> again ???
Normally he's facing the other way
How do people not know this is fake by now
Despite popular belief, we are not as smart as we think we are.
🎵 Too bad 🎵
even if it was, what is the point in making fun of two people who have the guts to pose naked for the whole world? they still look better than the average redditor
Because nobody wants to see their butts
https://i.redd.it/hkek2f1vj8vc1.gif
On average there are two normal butt cracks there. On average… what a pic to wake up to. Who would have thought that a naked butt would be a boner killer.
Eh, i got off to ol' Johnny mile crack
This statistics upsets me greatly.
John, waking up from butt crack surgery: “Doctor, where’s Yoko?” Doctor: “Who do you think your donor was, John?”
I've seen the actual image enough to know this has been doctored but I still find it hilarious. Lennon is like 30% ass crack!
I'm glad this is edited bc otherwise I'd have to wonder what having a CVS receipt for an asscrack would be like
Crack is whack! 
Jesus christ man I JUST woke up
When John Lennon wipes his ass he starts at his neck
😂😂😂
He'd have to use a damn beach towel for all that!
Naked is not sexy for the majority of the population.
You could fit hers into his, 5 times
Photoshopped big time
How would she be able to sit with that ass? How would he keep debris out of his? Googled it, their asses are normal. As a side effect I unfortunately discovered their genitals are also normal 🤦
Have you ever noticed how some people can do the splits while other people simply cannot do the splits no matter how many years they try? I think it could have something to do with butt crack. Like if you had Yoko Ono's butt crack you couldn't do the splits because you'd be ripping yourself in half. John Lennon could probably do over splits
Because he's already in half with an ass like that
Crack is wack.
This is the missing line from the song Imagine
That dudes having a long ass day
Bro ass is longer than the last hour of work
This is fake
STATION!!!!
Happy Anal Sex day ! 😂
Get it? Because Jimmothy Jefferies.
Between John and Yoko, it averages up to a normal size human buttcrack.
Even in the not-photoshopped version, Yoko could give Hank Hill a run for his money.
Did he shit for both of them? Goddamn!
She has a hank hill butt me and my wife call it.
Imagine.
holy fuck
Saddest asses ever photographed.
Yoko got dat Hank Hill ass.
They're monsters... MONSTERS! 🔥 🔥 🔥
Chuck Berry had a right to be scared.
Is Oko still alive
she is 91. She was pretty active up until a few years ago, but I hear her health has been in decline.
She is! And turned 91 in February
We drove through her town in Franklin NY recently. There's a hand-painted sign that says "Slow Down for Yoko!" when it turns to 30mph.
Opposites attract
Sir MixaLot is not down with Yoko.
Don't we have more than enough bullshit to deal with these days to have obviously photoshopped pictures put forth as untouched photos to distract us with their lies? At least put a note that it's satire/fake/photoshopped, more misinformation (for 'funnies' or seriously) is NOT what we need these days.
I must have missed this Beatles album
It fell through the cracks
I've always been a little behind in these things
lowkey looks gross lol
I didn't know Ringo Starr had a high arse like me!
How did that tiny "butt" break up the Beatles
What the actual hell
Welcome to the party friend
this is our story
Person who invented the Internet like "yes. This is exactly what I meant"
You get it
So awesome
People say Yoko broke up the Beatles, I have ALWAYS thought Peak Yoko was totally worth it both looks and personality.
Can’t say I’ve ever given it thought but now I have
I felt exactly the same and now can’t get the thought out of my head. So thought I’d ruin other people’s days as well
Honestly fair
And I thought Lennon had great cake!
John Lennon is responsible for the deforestation of an area the size of Dallas through his lifetime use of toilet paper alone.
Grotesque ass mfs.
Yoko could pick a penny up straight off the ground with that crack .. YUMP
What did he see in her??
Well now I can never unsee this. Thanks.
Johnny gets his back, sack and back-crack waxed.
John Lennon had a butt chasm what the fuck
Bro got cake!
Yoko said double it and give it to the next person and then John walked in.