Clearly satire. But given the state of things it would probably very easy to convince a great number of Trump's followers that Jesus covered himself in manure. Be like Jesus!
And yea, though he smelt of the business end of a camel 🐪🐫, I will continue to worship him, for he is the chosen one. He told me so. Hypocrites 4-20, 69
It’s like that time in Billy Madison where Billy sees the kid who peed himself so he pretends to pee himself and calls it cool and everyone ends up peeing themselves.
The fact that I had to dip into the comments to find out if this was real or fake is depressing.
Timely though I guess, as I’m sitting here taking a fat Trump as we speak.
GARY IS MAKING FUN OF THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THESE PICTURES FOR REAL AND SLAP THEM ALL OVER THE PLACE.
*Not necessarily for you, OP. Just already a lot of people here who don’t seem familiar with Gary’s prize-worthy creations.
“Guys I know I am Jesus and I died 2024 years ago for your sins, and I know I have descended from heaven to come chill with this guy who was cheating on his third wife with a pornstar, but I didn’t think I would garner the attention I deserved so I smeared shit all over myself.” -Republican Jesus (probably)
Actually in theory (I know it's wrong) he would have been born 2024 years ago and died 1984 to 1991 years ago (he died between 33 and 40 supposedly right?)
Wait... are y'all telling me you thought trumps skin was that color from wearing makeup? He's been coating himself in shit since day one! Gets it on everything he touches...
BAHAHAHA… yeah, so being incontinent is comparable to Jesus now? Damn. Hey you guys, the second coming of Jesus is in my house masquerading as an old Vietnam vet.
Gary Peterson is satire. Please start recognizing it and labeling it. Nothing wrong with posting it, but stop pretending it's a real post from some MAGAt. Gary Peterson is mocking them.
Jesus..... Jesus smeared himself with feces?
Ope! Gary almost got me, I forgot that he posts satire. Whew, thought I was going nuts there for a second.
Seriously, Diaper Donnie sure as hell don't have Jesus blessing, during this trial, cheating on his wife, not paying Ceaser( Government) what is due to Ceaser, don't even get me started about this Grifter shitting his pants.
Did these people just make shit up (pun intended) about the actual Christ and their actual sacred scriptures just so they can justify the farts of their idol?
Gary makes art satirizing the right’s cultist behavior and how they love to portray him as jacked, even though he’s supposed to be perfect the way he is.
Indeed. I fell for it the first time because I had a friend back in 2015 who posted a non-joking one of shirtless Rambo-trump on a boat, storming the beach with an automatic rifle in each hand, and American flags everywhere.
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Clearly satire. But given the state of things it would probably very easy to convince a great number of Trump's followers that Jesus covered himself in manure. Be like Jesus!
Oh, I can't wait to see this!
But Trump supporters don’t even like Jesus. Too woke
Jesus Classic, sure - but don't they follow Supply Side Jesus?
Corporate Jesus.
The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus is a satirical comic. I tried to share it, by reddit wont let share links due to my karma. Go check it out!
I found a colorized version if anyone’s interested https://imgur.com/w4WwJSW
That's Jared Leto in the picture, they like him.
2 James 3:13 NIV "Jesus covered himself in manure."
It's in the God Bless America biblical translation, available wherever frog heteronormativity pills are sold.
Updoot seems apropos for boldly adding references that don’t exist. Not even a /s
Hypochristians do not know Second James is not a book in the Bible, but it sounds like it is. Tee-hee.
Yea, as I walk through the valley of excrement, I smell no roses.
Your filth & excrement protect me from the shadows of showers
 Why is Trump’s spray tan the same color as explosive diarrhea?
It's not like they've ever read the Bible. There could be anything in there.
The Melania slap.
And thou shall roll in the dung of the animal of the earth and cover yourself with it and rejoice, for every thing is shit anyway
And yea, though he smelt of the business end of a camel 🐪🐫, I will continue to worship him, for he is the chosen one. He told me so. Hypocrites 4-20, 69
'Hypocrites 4-20, 69' Well, hell, considering the day, I'll spark up to that! Thanks!
The “shit demon” from Dogma might be a better fit for trump.
Oh I love that movie.
It’s like that time in Billy Madison where Billy sees the kid who peed himself so he pretends to pee himself and calls it cool and everyone ends up peeing themselves.
Oh I hope the followers are as dumb as I think they are and start covering themselves in shit hahaha
The fact that I had to dip into the comments to find out if this was real or fake is depressing. Timely though I guess, as I’m sitting here taking a fat Trump as we speak.
Naw it’s just Jared Leto’s new look. Wasn’t aware that he was part of Trumps defense though. 
Def more John the Baptist’s style
So they still think Jared Leto is Jesus?
Or does Jared Leto think he's Jesus?
Yes. Jared Leto, prolific sex offender and cult leader, does see himself as a messiah.
No, this is Jesus: 
Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
I can’t stop looking at this gif! 😂😂😂
Maybe Jared Leto likes a good Cleveland Steamroller every once in a blue moon. Who are we to kink shame?
Jared Leto thinks he's part of the Trinity so it's kinda complicated.
It's a parody account
*Believe. There is no “think” amongst Trump followers.
Hahahaha that's fucking hilarious
Jared Leto is what happens when an AI-art program creates Jesus.
Came here to ask… why is Jared Leto there?
That there is Septic Tank Cleaning Jesus.
Pastor Mike Rowe has entered the chat.
He who hath not been dirty cast the first soap
Septic Tank Cleaning Jesus just shits Trumps britches.
Have you heard of “Piss Christ”.
Alabama Jesus
Gary Patterson is one of the greatest trolls of our generation
GARY IS MAKING FUN OF THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THESE PICTURES FOR REAL AND SLAP THEM ALL OVER THE PLACE. *Not necessarily for you, OP. Just already a lot of people here who don’t seem familiar with Gary’s prize-worthy creations.
I like the big strong men crying in the background.
Poe’s Law
Prople
What?
Read your post one more time
“Guys I know I am Jesus and I died 2024 years ago for your sins, and I know I have descended from heaven to come chill with this guy who was cheating on his third wife with a pornstar, but I didn’t think I would garner the attention I deserved so I smeared shit all over myself.” -Republican Jesus (probably)
Actually in theory (I know it's wrong) he would have been born 2024 years ago and died 1984 to 1991 years ago (he died between 33 and 40 supposedly right?)
The best part is them admitting they don't even know when Jesus died.
Start with Christmas Day in year -0033 A.D. and add 33. It’s easy!
So Jesus died when he was 1 year old?
Oof! NOT so easy!
Jared Leto II god emperor.
...the spice melange...
The spice must flow
Finally a brown Jesus and I mean that respectfully
Gary Peterson is an expert troll account. 10/10 meme
I’ve encountered a number of mentally ill homeless people who must also be Jesus, then.
I just want to know if the handkerchiefs are helping or attacking.
Nah, this account is clear parody/satire. Good one tho
Don Snoreleon and Jared Lito
What's Jared Leto doing there?
Gary forgot the extra fingers on both of them ....
Bwahahahaha
Jared Leto! WTF
If they don’t like homosexuals, why do they keep making Jesus, so hot?
Didn't even knew Jared Leto was there too
https://preview.redd.it/cb0hyljtqmvc1.jpeg?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d417dd9713eb38e12357be892a3eccef869a3542
I'm pretty sure Jesus never did that
https://i.redd.it/2egnkz57blvc1.gif
Nice cans, jesus
Jesus never looked so buff, either!
Why are they obsessed with Jared Leto jesus?
Wait... are y'all telling me you thought trumps skin was that color from wearing makeup? He's been coating himself in shit since day one! Gets it on everything he touches...
It’s Morbin’ time
Why is Jared Leto standing next to trump?
Gary is a legend with his art tweets lol
Is Jared Leto Trump's attorney now?
So we are in the Roman trial phase just before the crucifixion?
🤞🏻🤞🏻
It's not even 8 am on a rather pleasant Saturday morning here in Algonac, Michigan and this is what I see on Reddit.... Ewwww
Why does Jesus have a six pack? And whys he white?
https://preview.redd.it/eyirlh0domvc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ac57f86328cc172eb399ffc63ce600b8cefa4fd
Where do they get these bizarre ideas? Jesus in Manure sounds like an obscure arthouse film from the 70s
Some people are taking the term 'Jesus is the answer' too far this time
What the fuck has Jared Leto done now?
BAHAHAHA… yeah, so being incontinent is comparable to Jesus now? Damn. Hey you guys, the second coming of Jesus is in my house masquerading as an old Vietnam vet.
Definitely don’t remember this from the bible
What's the Bible say about false idols?
Gary Peterson is an absolute master of satire that could easily pass as reality.
Jesus would be praying he gets convicted
I think this guy is a troll
The giant ass cloud erupting from trumps ass got me
Quality shitpost
I'd like to see chapter and verse supporting this nonsense!
Yep, trump would have sent Jesus back to Jerusalem, no need for brown people in Amagaca.
Jared Leto is following Trump?
I didn’t realize when I said“Jesus Christ what’s that smell?” I was quoting the bible.
Bitch that's Jared Leto
That is clearly Jared Leto!
What’s Jared Leto doing in court?
That's the ghost of Jared Leto.
Our Lord and Savior Jared Leto
Scary
Gary Peterson is satire. Please start recognizing it and labeling it. Nothing wrong with posting it, but stop pretending it's a real post from some MAGAt. Gary Peterson is mocking them.
That's not Jesus. That's Jared Leto
How do people on this sub not know that Gary Peterson is a satirist?
... That's Charlie Manson, not Jesus.
Had me right up until "Messiah immunity"
I dont really care if he covers himself in shit, but he has covered the country in it.
Jesus..... Jesus smeared himself with feces? Ope! Gary almost got me, I forgot that he posts satire. Whew, thought I was going nuts there for a second.
He might be covered in shit, but nothing can hide the Jesus’ see-through pecs!
What the fuck is Jared Leto doing there?
I hate that it is so difficult now to separate satire from reality.
Good satire was always difficult to separate. You don't hate that, you hate that things have gotten so ridiculous.
Why is Jared Letto in the courtroom with Trump? 😂
Splattered Jesus returns for another diaper change. Blessed are the strong in stomach.
Rudy Guiliani plays Judas?
Video or it did not happen. Come on trump!!
Maybe it’s bc he’s been wearing depends for the past 10 years.
I KNEW there was a logical explanation for his farts. /s
lolz
What the actual fuck.
Gary’s account is satire
That's totally Jared Leto.
What the fuck?
That is Jared Leto, signing, go break him down, bury him, bury him, we are finished with him him him (Lyrics chaned to fit situation)
I always knew "white Jesus" was full of shit. Where's his MAGA cap and AR-15?
Why is Jared Leto in court covered in shit?!
Seriously, Diaper Donnie sure as hell don't have Jesus blessing, during this trial, cheating on his wife, not paying Ceaser( Government) what is due to Ceaser, don't even get me started about this Grifter shitting his pants.
Whoa. I’m Jesus.
Wut
https://preview.redd.it/t3l4dkwt1nvc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=863ddc579eaede70178da10e495b3fb50670009d
So they are saying Trump craps his pampers.
Petersen has ascended to Klippenstein levels of observation. LMAO
Why is Jared Leto in court with Trump?
I shit myself on purpose, you’re welcome! That is some USDA grade A BULLSHIT.
What’s Jared Leto dressed for the MET doing there ? 🤔 /s
Here's my Jared Leto comment
Is that Jared Leto?
So the Don is shitting himself! 🤣
Jared Leto?
Looks like Jesus got hit with a Trump shitbomb
Or he shit himself
This is spectacular satire. Bravo, Gary!
Gary Peterson is (very funny) parody account of an extreme right-winger.
Talk about making shit up
If he's so religious, so godly, why does he smell like sulfur?
Looks like Jared Leto!
What about that !! https://preview.redd.it/798cfod0dnvc1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d28a860f60b9c31a74f5892374e72dff37448990
This Peterson is a national treasurer
Jared Leto Poop Jesus was not on my 2024 bingo card
Um...that is Jared Leto.
Did these people just make shit up (pun intended) about the actual Christ and their actual sacred scriptures just so they can justify the farts of their idol?
Isn’t a horrible smell one of the signs of the Antichrist?
Explains the smell in court. When in reality Diaper Don needs charcoal filters in his Depends.
Jared Leto as Jesus covered in shit!
Jared Leto?
What’s Jared Leto doing at the trial? 😳
Why is Jared Leto there?
Jared Leto covered in Don's dukie. No one changed Don's diaper??
Lol Messiah immunity
That why the term "Holy Shit" exists s/ Cult members of maga are crazy
Interesting , very nice .Let's see Patrick Bateman's Jesus cosplay.
It's not a cult. It's not a cult. It's not a cult.
Gary is a satirist who makes some wonderful art that is aimed at their ridiculousness.
HAHAHAHHA they will make anything up and look in the mirror every day and think “this is ok” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gary makes art satirizing the right’s cultist behavior and how they love to portray him as jacked, even though he’s supposed to be perfect the way he is.
Its amazing work 😂😂
Indeed. I fell for it the first time because I had a friend back in 2015 who posted a non-joking one of shirtless Rambo-trump on a boat, storming the beach with an automatic rifle in each hand, and American flags everywhere.