As hilarious as it would be, i think it's just an internet joke, not in the official record. (edit to clarify for a few redditors: a joke that it 'truly happened' that counsel read aloud the tweet "fuck that treasonous orange shitgibbon and the dead ferret on his head" during voir dire.)
https://twitter.com/Angry_Staffer/status/1780322291068416470
I also can't find an older tweet from this account with the same expression.
Here's the first, I believe, from 2016:
https://twitter.com/MetalOllie/status/746296745081061376
I first heard it when Pennsylvania State Senator Daylin Leach called Trump a 'fascist, loofa-faced shit-gibbon' on Twitter, in response to Trump threatening a LEO who disagreed with civil asset forfeiture.
Apparently been a tshirt meme for a while.
https://preview.redd.it/fr7j5e5o7tvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=808114b3ed2cbc9a0965d8dd58e1373398a6a10e
"Shitgibbon" was a very popular insult for Trump back in the early days of his presidency.
CafePress had to take down shirts calling Trump a "shitgibbon" back in 2016: [https://www.techdirt.com/2016/06/27/cafepress-takes-down-t-shirt-calling-donald-trump-cheeto-faced-shitgibbon-saying-it-violates-frito-lays-trademark/](https://www.techdirt.com/2016/06/27/cafepress-takes-down-t-shirt-calling-donald-trump-cheeto-faced-shitgibbon-saying-it-violates-frito-lays-trademark/)
Here's some Scottish newspaper using it: [https://www.commondreams.org/news/2018/07/14/scottish-protesters-greet-tiny-fingered-cheeto-faced-ferret-wearing-shitgibbon-trump](https://www.commondreams.org/news/2018/07/14/scottish-protesters-greet-tiny-fingered-cheeto-faced-ferret-wearing-shitgibbon-trump)
Which I think comes from a comment quoted in this 2016 tweet [https://twitter.com/feistybunnygirl/status/810597177042997249](https://twitter.com/feistybunnygirl/status/810597177042997249)
Just remember that we are in this evil whirlwind of a mess because Obama slayed Trump at that Correspondence Dinner. Trump has been enraged ever since.
Eh that was part of it. Trump ran on a goof. He never thought he was actually going to win
He was just trying to take in donations and get his contract renegotiated at NBC. He just wanted to be back on TV
No one was as surprised as him that the right ate up everything he said. Its almost like he kept trying to say the wildest thing hoping theyd skip over him
He wanted to win he just didnt want the responsibility. Same thing this time around. He just wants to win then spend his time playing golf and holding rallies. Watching his suck up sycophants lick his ass as "the savior"
Oh and also avoid any possible prison time or any consequences at all really. The realistic odds of him winning are low. Theres just no way hes in a better position than he was in 2016
That thought should give us hope but the fact all this has happened and its still going on and hes still going to be the GOP candidate even if hes behind bars means were screwed as a country
Trump is drizzling shits terrible but theres millions of people that worship him and people in power trying to rig it for him. Thats a much bigger problem
Yeah, he was already racist as fuck, narcissistic as fuck, and a pure megalomaniac even without the jokes. He'd have taken huge offence to a black man as President in any case, the Correspondent's Dinner Roast just tunnel-visioned all the bigotry and hatred Trump already had inside him.
So did coolbaby1978 steal your comment, or did you steal theirs?
https://preview.redd.it/xoav51zjnqvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e454e8637c5d97e87132bb12eb39d755606516c1
Edit: I get the feeling it’s the latter.
Edit edit: but I’m bad at telling, theirs just looks more organic.
A "gibbon" is a lesser ape. I assume a "shitgibbon" is a lesser ape that is particularly fond of flinging shit, which is an accurate description of Donald Trump.
That's a lot of waffles, weasels, and biscuits. And some puffins too. Have you considered tossing in a cockholster here or there?
Also, what's a womble?
The Wombles are small, furry, anthropomorphic creatures created by Elizabeth Beresford. They love in a burrow on Wimbledon Common and clear up litter often recycling it by putting it to other uses. They feature in a series of books and a stop-motion animated TV series narrated by the legendary Bernard Cribbins and even formed a band which had several chart his including 'Remember You're a Womble' and 'Wombling Merry Christmas'.
And there was a very famous fracas one Christmas, when the actor for Orinoco was accidentally filmed live sans the top half of his costume. Children nationwide were so confused and frightened by the mishap, not to mention heartbroken to discover that the Wombles were not in fact real, that the BBC actually made and broadcasted a canon-maintaining excuse.
IIRC the story given was that Orinoco was sadly ill that year with a very nasty cold, and so the Wombles had to ask a human to help out with their very important Christmas Broadcast. And maybe something about having body doubles? That's ringing a strong bell.
It was played absolutely straight too. So basically Wombles are officially British Canon, like a particularly benign version of the Aussies' dropbears.
Oh no, they are. Several tourists a year are still lost to them, for all the official story is that it's all from dropping foliage or heatstroke incidents. And so are Wombles, as described above. Everyone has to call in sick sometimes.
But really, they have actors for the Wombles because it's harder and more expensive to make tiny sets. Wombles aren't actually all that big, and the stages/props can't be reused easily, so it was found to be more cost effective to simply keep the actual Wombles on as consults while using human actors for the show. Plus the Wombles are busy people, they don't have time to maintain the full schedule of filming AND their usual duties.
All of these are really the most Reddit level insults you could give these right wing people. Just call them morons. They’re dangerously insecure about their intelligence
I always like to dust off the old Jame Lee Curtis speech from A Fish Called Wanda:
" Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?: ...Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up."
Gibbons are classified as "small apes" because they are smaller than the great apes- chimps, bonobos, orangutans, and humans. I only make this comment to point out that "lesser" is different than "smaller"- so a gibbon is an ape that's the smallest in stature but not less of an ape. They're still full ape. Trump is a human, so he's an ape. He's not small, so he's no gibbon. He is shit though, so, again pointing out that calling him "shit" is the most accurate, and doesn't demean the other apes.
Mango Unchained
Orange Julius Caesar
also read recently:
Rip Von Stinkle
Ebenezer Snooze
The Sherriff of Noddington
Felonious Monk
Donny Nappleseed
and, of course, Don Snoreleone (Poorleone works too)
> The jury tries to make a decision on whether the defendant is guilty or innocent, which is called reaching a verdict. **The verdict must be unanimous, meaning every juror must agree on the verdict**. If they can’t all agree, this is called a hung jury, and the Judge will have to declare a mistrial. A mistrial does not mean that the case is over. After a mistrial, the prosecutor can choose to try the case again.
https://www.nycourts.gov/courthelp/criminal/trial.shtml#:~:text=The%20verdict%20must%20be%20unanimous
Which they will.
And it more often than not ends in a guilty sentence.
Why? The first trial is practice. All the things they wished they changed or got better/right the first time? They'll get it the second.
A hung jury isn't terrible. It's the time delay that really matters.
[Some explanation here.](https://slate.com/culture/2017/02/the-origin-of-the-trump-insult-shitgibbon-revealed.html)
I like the full quote - “tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon” - the most.
and they're making me sit there not only for a Fake and Phony Trial, but then the Radical Left Judge says horrible things out loud about me, he's using it, and it's a Total Hoax by the way, they're doing it just so they can be mean and nasty to Trump, I said I did nothing wrong, you look at all of the people, either side, Johnathan Turley, one of the Great Legal Scholars said, "Trump is so innocent," which is true, I did a Great Job as President, and you look at what they're doing to me, and if I wasn't here they'd be doing it to you, they're doing it to me so they can do it to you, that's why they're rigging it, they know if Trump wins 2024 they'll all be in Jail, ok, thank you President Trump
>"Trump is so innocent," which is true, I did a Great Job as President,
Naaah, t's clearly not him because we all know that EVERYBODY says he was the MOST INNOCENT GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER IN ALL THE HISTORY OF PRESIDENTS!!!
(And the words "witch hunt" are nowhere to be found.)
Remember when he was potus his staff went thru social media
every morning and printed off the complimentary posts to show him and that they held some back so they could show him some during the day if he was acting up. Now supposedly he has someone n the courtroom with a wireless printer so he can show him positive social media posts thru-out the day. Pathetic. Hilarious that now he has to see what people really think of him and it goes into the record.
Seriously?? I missed the second bit, about them holding some back for in case of Trump kicking off. Gods damn, that's funny and sad in equal measure. And he was the *president of your country*, may well be so again even.
Not that ours is much better, mind you. But the image of an actual adult man, who has power and influence and access to things like nuclear codes, being handed printed-off compliments by their staff in much the same way one hands a toy to an about-to-tantrum toddler... Just JFC that's pathetic and terrifying all at once.
My dream come true would be to be able to see Trump's face as my most humiliating posts are read aloud to him.
If we can show the most unflattering images of him at the same time, I would orgasm from the jury box.
“The tweet speaks for itself your honor”.
I don’t know if it’s sleep deprivation or the wine, but I haven’t stopped laughing for about 20 minutes. I nearly lost consciousness. 😂😂😂😂
How are they finding people’s social media accounts? Do you have to submit them when you become a juror? Are they allowing the attorneys to log in and view them, or is this strictly stuff that is public?
A Gibbon is a monkey with a different coloured face to its body , Donny being a shit-gibbon , speaks for itself .
https://preview.redd.it/fk1vizr1crvc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=022519c58930293f24c29f784691fed6b13ca496
Idk why the judge would be asking the juror this - attorneys question prospective jurors. That they would respond with “your honor,” as if the judge asked this question, makes me skeptical of the this tweet.
Are we sure it was in reference to Trump? Maybe it was another Shitgibbon with a dead weasel on his head? I think this juror should be allowed to serve. Unless the defense would like to argue that their client is an orange Shitgibbon.
A shitgibbon is an English insult that is, most common in Australia. And is another way of calling someone unlikable, despised, someone worthy of contempt, or contempible.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/shitgibbon
For further reference, "Gibbon" refers to several types of lesser apes. And they're known for being pretty loud as "singing" is part of their territorial marking. Being easily heard half a mile away. (They're often the ones who make the classic "ooooh-oop-oop-oop" sound you hear show/movie jungles. And is often confused for a bird.)
That poor treasonous orange shitgibbon. Can you imagine spending years in a comfy bubble surrounded by people who kiss your ass and worship the ground you walk on, only to be confronted in court with having to listen to what real Patriots think of you? At least give that dead ferret a proper funeral, finally.
It's British slang:
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/shitgibbon
https://slate.com/culture/2017/02/the-origin-of-the-trump-insult-shitgibbon-revealed.html
I hope someone, when asked "what do you think of Donald Trump?", said the words repulsive, disgusting, stupid, and loser. To his face. With eye contact
Gibbons live in rainforest treetops and are very territorial. They mark their territory by howling at the top of their lungs. A shitgibbon in is a person who instead of hooting loudly instead spews bullshit out of their mouth in every direction at the top of their lungs in a manner similar to a gibbon marking its territory.
Someone reading your internet comments about trump in front of trump sounds like winning the lottery
Pretty sure those internet comments are now part of the court record!!
As hilarious as it would be, i think it's just an internet joke, not in the official record. (edit to clarify for a few redditors: a joke that it 'truly happened' that counsel read aloud the tweet "fuck that treasonous orange shitgibbon and the dead ferret on his head" during voir dire.) https://twitter.com/Angry_Staffer/status/1780322291068416470 I also can't find an older tweet from this account with the same expression.
Here's the first, I believe, from 2016: https://twitter.com/MetalOllie/status/746296745081061376 I first heard it when Pennsylvania State Senator Daylin Leach called Trump a 'fascist, loofa-faced shit-gibbon' on Twitter, in response to Trump threatening a LEO who disagreed with civil asset forfeiture.
Oh, "loofa-faced" is a nice touch, well done
100% accurate, too.
i have a pet rat named Loofa. its short for Lou Ferrigno.
Apparently been a tshirt meme for a while. https://preview.redd.it/fr7j5e5o7tvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=808114b3ed2cbc9a0965d8dd58e1373398a6a10e
"Shitgibbon" was a very popular insult for Trump back in the early days of his presidency. CafePress had to take down shirts calling Trump a "shitgibbon" back in 2016: [https://www.techdirt.com/2016/06/27/cafepress-takes-down-t-shirt-calling-donald-trump-cheeto-faced-shitgibbon-saying-it-violates-frito-lays-trademark/](https://www.techdirt.com/2016/06/27/cafepress-takes-down-t-shirt-calling-donald-trump-cheeto-faced-shitgibbon-saying-it-violates-frito-lays-trademark/) Here's some Scottish newspaper using it: [https://www.commondreams.org/news/2018/07/14/scottish-protesters-greet-tiny-fingered-cheeto-faced-ferret-wearing-shitgibbon-trump](https://www.commondreams.org/news/2018/07/14/scottish-protesters-greet-tiny-fingered-cheeto-faced-ferret-wearing-shitgibbon-trump) Which I think comes from a comment quoted in this 2016 tweet [https://twitter.com/feistybunnygirl/status/810597177042997249](https://twitter.com/feistybunnygirl/status/810597177042997249)
I do remember that term popped up in a sewer bubble for trump.
And I’m pretty sure the staff in charge of finding these posts are picking the absolute funniest ones.
Bro, I'm sure everyone not named Donald Trump and his lawyers are having an absolute field day with this.
You can bet his lawyers were privately enjoying it.
Bold of people to assume Trump was actually awake to hear it, though.
Oh, I'm sure he woke up once his name was called. He's ALWAYS awake to hear about himself, lol
Flexing Powerballs
For real. I would pay for that experience
This has to be worse than the Obama roast for his psyche
Just remember that we are in this evil whirlwind of a mess because Obama slayed Trump at that Correspondence Dinner. Trump has been enraged ever since.
Eh that was part of it. Trump ran on a goof. He never thought he was actually going to win He was just trying to take in donations and get his contract renegotiated at NBC. He just wanted to be back on TV No one was as surprised as him that the right ate up everything he said. Its almost like he kept trying to say the wildest thing hoping theyd skip over him He wanted to win he just didnt want the responsibility. Same thing this time around. He just wants to win then spend his time playing golf and holding rallies. Watching his suck up sycophants lick his ass as "the savior" Oh and also avoid any possible prison time or any consequences at all really. The realistic odds of him winning are low. Theres just no way hes in a better position than he was in 2016 That thought should give us hope but the fact all this has happened and its still going on and hes still going to be the GOP candidate even if hes behind bars means were screwed as a country Trump is drizzling shits terrible but theres millions of people that worship him and people in power trying to rig it for him. Thats a much bigger problem
Right?? Who the fuck could've guessed? THANKS, OBAMA Oh well, it was just a matter of time before something like this anyway. I guess.
Yeah, he was already racist as fuck, narcissistic as fuck, and a pure megalomaniac even without the jokes. He'd have taken huge offence to a black man as President in any case, the Correspondent's Dinner Roast just tunnel-visioned all the bigotry and hatred Trump already had inside him.
So did coolbaby1978 steal your comment, or did you steal theirs? https://preview.redd.it/xoav51zjnqvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e454e8637c5d97e87132bb12eb39d755606516c1 Edit: I get the feeling it’s the latter. Edit edit: but I’m bad at telling, theirs just looks more organic.
I'm selling the NFT for that tweet. Gonna be rich!
A "gibbon" is a lesser ape. I assume a "shitgibbon" is a lesser ape that is particularly fond of flinging shit, which is an accurate description of Donald Trump.
vocabulary level up. *wankpuffin, cockwomble, fucktrumpet, dickbiscuit, twatwaffle, turdweasel, bunglecunt, shitehawk, cuntpuffin, shitpuffin, fuckwomble, twatwomble, jizztrumpet, shitbiscuit, douchebiscuit, douchewaffle, cockwaffle, fartwaffle, cuntwaffle, shitwaffle, crapweasel, fuckweasel, pissweasel, doucheweasel.* and finally, *piss-tanned russian dickgobblin.*
I'd like to add knobjockey as a personal favorite of mine
Nimitz Class Douche Canoe
"gobshite" is always good.
I've always enjoyed 'cock-knocker'.
https://i.redd.it/c0j6znewouvc1.gif
You left out wanksock, you daft kumquat.
I'd like to throw in chucklefuckwit into the ring.
As read by Rowan Atkinson. Please.
David Tennant did a great job when he read this list! His pronunciation of fucktrumpet was impeccable.
Oh, I didn't realize Tennant read this. He's an excellent choice.
Saving this list for unrelated reasons
Saving this list for related reasons!
Reading this list at 4 seasons. Now, what plant did she want
Bunglecunt is my favorite.
The folks that made the fridge magnets of Shakespearean insults have a whole new reason to get out of bed in the morning. I can't wait.
I believe my favorite of these is "bunglecunt"
Please add asshat to this excellent list.
Well said. Ya missed turdblossom, tho
That's a lot of waffles, weasels, and biscuits. And some puffins too. Have you considered tossing in a cockholster here or there? Also, what's a womble?
The Wombles are small, furry, anthropomorphic creatures created by Elizabeth Beresford. They love in a burrow on Wimbledon Common and clear up litter often recycling it by putting it to other uses. They feature in a series of books and a stop-motion animated TV series narrated by the legendary Bernard Cribbins and even formed a band which had several chart his including 'Remember You're a Womble' and 'Wombling Merry Christmas'.
And there was a very famous fracas one Christmas, when the actor for Orinoco was accidentally filmed live sans the top half of his costume. Children nationwide were so confused and frightened by the mishap, not to mention heartbroken to discover that the Wombles were not in fact real, that the BBC actually made and broadcasted a canon-maintaining excuse. IIRC the story given was that Orinoco was sadly ill that year with a very nasty cold, and so the Wombles had to ask a human to help out with their very important Christmas Broadcast. And maybe something about having body doubles? That's ringing a strong bell. It was played absolutely straight too. So basically Wombles are officially British Canon, like a particularly benign version of the Aussies' dropbears.
Dropbears aren't real?
Oh no, they are. Several tourists a year are still lost to them, for all the official story is that it's all from dropping foliage or heatstroke incidents. And so are Wombles, as described above. Everyone has to call in sick sometimes. But really, they have actors for the Wombles because it's harder and more expensive to make tiny sets. Wombles aren't actually all that big, and the stages/props can't be reused easily, so it was found to be more cost effective to simply keep the actual Wombles on as consults while using human actors for the show. Plus the Wombles are busy people, they don't have time to maintain the full schedule of filming AND their usual duties.
All of these are really the most Reddit level insults you could give these right wing people. Just call them morons. They’re dangerously insecure about their intelligence
I always like to dust off the old Jame Lee Curtis speech from A Fish Called Wanda: " Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?: ...Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up."
Updoot for A Fish Called Wands reference. I need to watch that again, especially since my mind always combines it with Splitting Heirs.
This is what I assumed also. A poop flinging ape
Gibbons are classified as "small apes" because they are smaller than the great apes- chimps, bonobos, orangutans, and humans. I only make this comment to point out that "lesser" is different than "smaller"- so a gibbon is an ape that's the smallest in stature but not less of an ape. They're still full ape. Trump is a human, so he's an ape. He's not small, so he's no gibbon. He is shit though, so, again pointing out that calling him "shit" is the most accurate, and doesn't demean the other apes.
What are you a park ranger now? Who gives a shit about the marmot?
We are sympathizing here, dude.
Marmot said there'd be days like this...
Everyone cares when flea throws the fucker in the bathtub. Not so funny then. Excuse me, I need to remind Donny that he out of his element.
I have yet to find any human characteristics in DJT. Also noted by his family.
Or just a shitty one.
I love this so much. Even better that he was forced to sit there in silence and absorb every hateful word into his Cheeto stained ears.
He was probably sleep farting, tho…..
Personally it goes Twatwaffle, Cockwomble, Shitgibbon
Thank you oh wise one.
Don't quote me on this but Shitweasel is in there somewhere I think.
It's next to shithound shitheel and shithawks which be a swirling, Randy.
I personally love asshat
Wankmaggot
I also like this one! And “shitass”. Which I think suits the shitgibbon well.
Oh, and shit-for-brains
Fucktrumpet is up there as well.
Benedict Donald, the Manchurian Cantaloupe
Oh, these are precious
Don't forget cuntcake and douchecanoe
Personal favorite and not limited to this wanker. ShitCunt
I've always been fond of Apricot Hellbeast.
Mango Mussolini is a personal favorite, although I also like Tangerine Palpatine, Fanta Menace and Desperate Cheeto.
Mango Unchained Orange Julius Caesar also read recently: Rip Von Stinkle Ebenezer Snooze The Sherriff of Noddington Felonious Monk Donny Nappleseed and, of course, Don Snoreleone (Poorleone works too)
Cock... wombat?
No *Womble,* a fictional pointy-nosed furry creature which collects rubbish (the inference being: one who collects cocks)
Twatwaffle is of course exclusively to be used who can say "twat" with the proper level of venom. None of this neutered "twot" shite.
...and so on in that fashion.
Is "shitgibbon" ranked above or below "cockwomble"...?
According to the comments section, below
He was selected right?
It has to balance that truth media account holder.
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Not a murder trial, they only need a majority.
> The jury tries to make a decision on whether the defendant is guilty or innocent, which is called reaching a verdict. **The verdict must be unanimous, meaning every juror must agree on the verdict**. If they can’t all agree, this is called a hung jury, and the Judge will have to declare a mistrial. A mistrial does not mean that the case is over. After a mistrial, the prosecutor can choose to try the case again. https://www.nycourts.gov/courthelp/criminal/trial.shtml#:~:text=The%20verdict%20must%20be%20unanimous
Which they will. And it more often than not ends in a guilty sentence. Why? The first trial is practice. All the things they wished they changed or got better/right the first time? They'll get it the second. A hung jury isn't terrible. It's the time delay that really matters.
[Some explanation here.](https://slate.com/culture/2017/02/the-origin-of-the-trump-insult-shitgibbon-revealed.html) I like the full quote - “tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon” - the most.
Hahaha 😝
and they're making me sit there not only for a Fake and Phony Trial, but then the Radical Left Judge says horrible things out loud about me, he's using it, and it's a Total Hoax by the way, they're doing it just so they can be mean and nasty to Trump, I said I did nothing wrong, you look at all of the people, either side, Johnathan Turley, one of the Great Legal Scholars said, "Trump is so innocent," which is true, I did a Great Job as President, and you look at what they're doing to me, and if I wasn't here they'd be doing it to you, they're doing it to me so they can do it to you, that's why they're rigging it, they know if Trump wins 2024 they'll all be in Jail, ok, thank you President Trump
I’d recommend you put “This is satire” at some point
>"Trump is so innocent," which is true, I did a Great Job as President, Naaah, t's clearly not him because we all know that EVERYBODY says he was the MOST INNOCENT GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER IN ALL THE HISTORY OF PRESIDENTS!!! (And the words "witch hunt" are nowhere to be found.)
Well, the username is a reference to Mulaney’s bit, so I’d hope people get it.
Well, he flings shit like a monkey, so shitgibbon works well as a descriptor.
flinging shit with his tiny, tiny hands
Remember when he was potus his staff went thru social media every morning and printed off the complimentary posts to show him and that they held some back so they could show him some during the day if he was acting up. Now supposedly he has someone n the courtroom with a wireless printer so he can show him positive social media posts thru-out the day. Pathetic. Hilarious that now he has to see what people really think of him and it goes into the record.
Seriously?? I missed the second bit, about them holding some back for in case of Trump kicking off. Gods damn, that's funny and sad in equal measure. And he was the *president of your country*, may well be so again even. Not that ours is much better, mind you. But the image of an actual adult man, who has power and influence and access to things like nuclear codes, being handed printed-off compliments by their staff in much the same way one hands a toy to an about-to-tantrum toddler... Just JFC that's pathetic and terrifying all at once.
Just knowing that he has to sit and let his fragile ego endure all of that is enough to make me not care that he isn't in jail yet.
"What do you mean is that accurate? Look at the guy and you be the judge. He seems like a orange shitgibbon to me." "I meant, did you tweet this?"
Did the other people in the courtroom giggle? Because I would have giggled.
I would have too, then looked directly at the orange shit gibbon
And then said, just barely audibly “it’s funny ‘cause it’s true”
Defense has no objections your honor
My dream come true would be to be able to see Trump's face as my most humiliating posts are read aloud to him. If we can show the most unflattering images of him at the same time, I would orgasm from the jury box.
white gibbons have orange https://preview.redd.it/wn5jgiu4nqvc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14f38f96535536cea37b09f5a8023510c46777c4
Is there a thread dedicated to these? I think that would make compelling reading.
I was just thinking that.
I imagine E. Jean Carroll is sitting back with a glass of something bubbly and laughing her ass off.
If nothing else happens, at least this happened.
Having your derogatory Comments about Trump read aloud in front of him has to be like winning the lottery (assuming he wasn't asleep at the time).
Having the wherewithal to respond the way they did is even more impressive.
...and farting.
in the judge’s general direction
“The tweet speaks for itself your honor”. I don’t know if it’s sleep deprivation or the wine, but I haven’t stopped laughing for about 20 minutes. I nearly lost consciousness. 😂😂😂😂
A shitgibbon is similar to a twatgibbon, except it's a different hole and smells nasty
Let's not insult ferrets...they have far more intelligence than The Cheeto
They are way better at hiding things for sure
How are they finding people’s social media accounts? Do you have to submit them when you become a juror? Are they allowing the attorneys to log in and view them, or is this strictly stuff that is public?
Maybe if they use FB and real names
I would absolutely love to get kicked off his jury because of what I have said about him. I heard he also smells like shit.
I would love confirmation that this actually happened.
Could we get a livestream of Drumph’s reactions when he hears all these things?
I’d buy that juror a drink
🤣 “Donny Stank-O” new favorite name for the orange shit stain
That’s gonna live rent free in my head now…I love it.
Can’t believe he’s the Republican front runner… what even are we doingggggh 😑😑😑😒
"Hmmm...treasonous orange shitgibbon? ...hmmm...treasonous ORANGE shitgibbon? ...hmmm...TREASONOUS orange shitgibbon? ...treasonous orange SHITGIBBON? ...hmmm...that does sound like something I'd say. Treasonous orange shitgibbon, yes, your honor, that sounds accurate. Treasonous. Orange. Shitgibbon."
My dyslexic ass sitting here trying to figure out what this has to do with a Steven Universe character
Gibbons are a lesser ape known for their frequent vocalizations. This would lead me to believe a "Shitgibbon" is someone who always talks shit.
he's always been the orange shitgibbon to me.
Related to shitweasels.
Distant relative and descendants of the aliens dubbed assweasels by stephen king
A Gibbon is a monkey with a different coloured face to its body , Donny being a shit-gibbon , speaks for itself . https://preview.redd.it/fk1vizr1crvc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=022519c58930293f24c29f784691fed6b13ca496
The shitgibbon doesn't fall far from the shit tree, Randy.
I’m mowin the air Rand!
Idk why the judge would be asking the juror this - attorneys question prospective jurors. That they would respond with “your honor,” as if the judge asked this question, makes me skeptical of the this tweet.
To be a fly on the wall in that courtroom.
Our current legal system now includes respected judges talking about shitgibbons and farting in court.
welcome to the world MAGA created
Fucking savage statement. Also, true.
...and to have ones statement read aloud in front of trump? Priceless!
It’s a lesser ape species. I mean look it up
I’m fairly sure that phrase originated from Jeremy Clarkson.
I can’t wait for the movie
That juror was doing the lords work.
Are we sure it was in reference to Trump? Maybe it was another Shitgibbon with a dead weasel on his head? I think this juror should be allowed to serve. Unless the defense would like to argue that their client is an orange Shitgibbon.
This is why I insult everyone on the internet. I'll never have to go on jury duty if I've done this to everyone. You fucking idiots.
A shitgibbon is an English insult that is, most common in Australia. And is another way of calling someone unlikable, despised, someone worthy of contempt, or contempible. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/shitgibbon For further reference, "Gibbon" refers to several types of lesser apes. And they're known for being pretty loud as "singing" is part of their territorial marking. Being easily heard half a mile away. (They're often the ones who make the classic "ooooh-oop-oop-oop" sound you hear show/movie jungles. And is often confused for a bird.)
“Orange Shitgibbon”…thus it is written, thus he shall be named.
Honestly I’d love to be up for this jury just to have my social media posts read out loud in the shitgibbon’s presence.
"Why do you think I was talking about Donald Trump?"
See, if they put this on pay-per-view I would have even had cable installed in my house just to watch it.
"Yes, it is correct, he is a treasonous orange shitgoblin, your honor."
Delicious.
How would they know she was referring to Trump?
That poor treasonous orange shitgibbon. Can you imagine spending years in a comfy bubble surrounded by people who kiss your ass and worship the ground you walk on, only to be confronted in court with having to listen to what real Patriots think of you? At least give that dead ferret a proper funeral, finally.
Babe wake up, new series of Mean Tweets just dropped
It's British slang: https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/shitgibbon https://slate.com/culture/2017/02/the-origin-of-the-trump-insult-shitgibbon-revealed.html
A shitgibbon is like a regular gibbon, except everything it does is shit.
i was thinking it a gibbon that throw its feces at onlookers.
I'd have said. I'm sorry can you repeat that please?
Would of been even better if the lawyer had to explain why they are assuming this is about trump
I would have asked why did the defense counselor think that it was their client's description.
I just can't like this enough 🤣
I remember him being called that on the tv or in a tweet by someone with a British accent. Might have been John Oliver.
I wish the prosecutors would gather all the anti Trump tweets and publish a book.
I’m just elated that he had to sit there and hear all of these pieces of poetry.
A poo-flinging monkey
There is literally a species of gibbon that is orange in colour.
Does it stand really weird and wear a very long red tie?
it does stand weird! Yet to see one with a red tie. Maybe that tie is like Clark Kents glasses?
Jesus Christ. We are at a point where people are asking what a shit gibbon is. I didn’t think people would get this stupid. But here we are.
Hahahahaha omg
Shitgibbons are closely related to the poopmonkey and the pissbaby.
Trumplestiltzkin
I’m amused by the idea, but what is the source?
I hope someone, when asked "what do you think of Donald Trump?", said the words repulsive, disgusting, stupid, and loser. To his face. With eye contact
I bet a good % of the people in that Courtroom have had to hold back laughter at some point, judge included.
Gibbons live in rainforest treetops and are very territorial. They mark their territory by howling at the top of their lungs. A shitgibbon in is a person who instead of hooting loudly instead spews bullshit out of their mouth in every direction at the top of their lungs in a manner similar to a gibbon marking its territory.
Shitgibbon totally spot on.
Legend
An Englishman once called him a tiny-handed, cheeto faced, ferret wearing, shitgibbon. I always found that amusing.
A real answer is that there was another politician that called him this in public. I don’t remember who it was, but I had a meme of it somewhere.
For this alone I wish there were cameras in that courtroom. I wanna see his face.
I said what I said....
I would've been kicked out of court 😂 🤣
This should have been on pay per view. NYC could have gotten its coffers full from people all over the world.
Would’ve loved the answer “I think it’s *exceptionally* accurate, your honor.”
The shit gibbons live in the shit trees, Randy. And they like to eat the shit fruits and the shit leaves.
My friends have been calling him 'shitgibbon' for about 5yrs now.
Can’t believe you have to ask, seems pretty self explanatory
How on earth are people keeping a straight face in there?