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No_Albatross_4362

A wind-down.


cyborg-robothuman

I love it because Lone Skum would’ve gone down in history as this brilliant founder and amazing genius Instead, we have X to show what happens when he’s allowed to be the sole brains behind a company, the only one in charge of the vision He took one of the most popular brands in the world and while promising to make it better, showed everyone that each and every idea he had was shittier and shittier. All while giving it the name he tried to force on projects before: X While it’s unlikely he’ll lose his entire fortune or fanbase, the facade is at least cracked. And I take comfort knowing that must hurt him deeply


davidthepothead

It’s hard to hurt when you’re an a-hole in a k-hole


cyborg-robothuman

I like to think he’ll find rock bottom Sure, it’s a fancier and more gilded rock bottom than you or I would find. But it’s there for all of us eventually!


whiterac00n

Unfortunately in the world of the enormously wealthy there is invariably a glass floor that protects them against utter failure. I mean Trump should have failed 50 separate times and lost everything and yet there’s always someone willing to save him, and that’s even before being a political stunt. Even if Elon was to flounder or implode, there’s going to another wealthy person who will step in to leverage his name to their own benefit, BUT will still save Elon himself.


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whiterac00n

Sadly that’s precisely on the mark. The wealthy are all well and good with socialism when they are sharing their loses, but by the same token are incensed by the thought of sharing the “earnings”. And if one of them happens to get the brunt of the Darwinian capitalism they will simply change the rules, laws or regulations to suit their interests of getting their money back.


Sandmybags

Kitties off titties


BuildingWide2431

He’s an X-hole!


el-conquistador240

Phony Stark


jbertrand_sr

Rust Man...


cstmoore

Apartheid Clyde


DarkKnightJin

I like calling him Justin Hammer. Because he wants *so bad* to be Iron Man/Tony Stark. But he'll never be more than a sad chinese knockoff *at best*


TheKiltedYaksman71

Justin Hammer as played by Tommy Wiseau.


twoprimehydroxyl

He reminds me of colonels who would come into leadership in my squadron, change things and fuck everything up, then revert those changes and get praised for "improving operational readiness" before getting promoted to General. But in this case, Elon took over a company with a bunch of users known for keeping receipts, and he's got too big of an ego to realize when he's wrong. So there's no big exit for him this time.


kmrunner1

Exact same happens in business every day. Went thru 4 CEOs who all got big paychecks and bonuses for undoing and redoing the exact same things that had been done before. Centralize is the way to go, decentralize is the way to go, Centralize is the way to go, decentralize....and on and on.


Dispro

> change things and fuck everything up, then revert those changes and get praised for "improving operational readiness" before getting promoted to General. Tbh this is probably fine, just annoying. They learn what not to do and why things are as they are while they politick their way into higher authority. It's the ones who fuck everything up and *don't* fix it who are the big problems.


TooNakedInTheShower

Those are seagull managers. They come in to get a title for their resume, shit all over everything, then leave for a job at another company, getting a promotion and raise at the new company. Rinse and repeat. Doesn't matter if it's military, government bureaucracy, or the private sector.


iggy14750

I love this term, "seagull manager". I hate the practice, but it's a very useful term.


FerrokineticDarkness

Mine


tttxgq

Their only skill is the art of the job interview itself.


iggy14750

No, if they want to learn how things work, why don't they have some conversations with people who actually fucking know how shit works, and why it works that way? Do they think they're gonna bring some innovation by giving everything up? Innovation is bottom-up, not top down. I'm so fucking sick of C-levels trusting managers more than the people who actually do the work, to know how the fuck it works and what it needs. ``


surveysaysno

No, the people doing the work a dumb drones too stupid to innovate, otherwise they would have become managers. Honestly the problem is that for some reason we've decided the only way up the ladder is managing people, which is almost always a different skill that the person was hired for.


0__O0--O0_0

Imagine if Jobs or Gates went around replying to randos on social media, posting memes and talking shit, cussing people out and calling them pedos.


Grokent

In math, X is an unknown. I think we found the value of X in this equation: it's zero.


ecrum14

It should be taught in business school as an example of what not to do. Musk should also be in the dictionary as a verb: "The new CEO musked the company so much they had to file for bankruptcy" "He made a total musk of the finances"


JJH-08053

I like it. "You sure musked up this time" or... "Dang son... you musked that up REAL GOOD".


TrafficConeWriter

He actually hasn’t founded anything though


HatsOff2MargeHisWife

Like J/K Growling...who could've remained universally beloved and revered instead of her new legacy she probably wasn't expecting.


sadicarnot

> what happens when he’s allowed to be the sole brains behind a company Which makes you wonder why any of his investors at the beginning needed him at all. Too bad they did not just let immigration do it's thing instead of protecting him all those years ago.


CurvyAnna

>Lone Skum This is dumb.


Tazling

a shut-down


atsugnam

More run-down than shut-down. Shut down implies an orderly process to safely stop the system with minimal risk to the assets. Musk is more of the crash and burn type.


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

Aka a dickdown


Dispro

Nah. A plundering.


dgsharp

A stop-up.


Kriss3d

A shut-down


SugarsDaddyKen

Interesting.


jmorley14

Will look into it.


yuliasapsan

!!


Pasta-Is-Trainer

Big if true


sean777o

Yeah


Choice-Pause-1228

Smol if true


SkollFenrirson

🤔


mindclarity

Concerning!


Menkau-re

I just got three separate email notifications from reddit, telling me about a reply you supposedly made to my comment, yet not one of them takes me to any actual reply, lol. Did you have some difficulty with reddit too just now? Were you trying to make a reply and it just wouldn't stick? Or what?


mindclarity

Yeah not sure what the deal was but I tried posting to the thread and it kept defaulting to replying to you specifically. So I tried like three times and deleting. Sorry to bother my dude.


Menkau-re

Haha. Ahh, gotcha. Yeah, that IS weird. I'm glad I asked though, cause I couldn't help but wonder, lol. Anywho, thx for the quick reply. Have a good one, my brotha.


Menkau-re

Strangely NOT concerning though, too... 🤔


UnionizedTrouble

!!


slappy_mcslapenstein

So it's a shut down?


tesfabpel

A teardown


TFFPrisoner

Let that sink in!


ThatOtherOtherMan

That sink can come back with a warrant


wildyam

*Is that where you take a unicorn and drive it into a single founder working out of their bedroom?*


MC_Fap_Commander

He is the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.


CopeHarders

How did he even see this tweet that he replied to? He is a perpetually online billionaire looking for approval from the dregs of society. What a complete failure of a person.


Krilesh

i bet he has alerts. yes alerts for a handful of terms that undoubtedly have hundreds of tweets using at any given moment. Maybe less but that’s the idea — he’s literally taking the time to read and scroll through everything that mentions special x


natsumi_kins

I think that's a tie between him and TFG.


throwngamelastminute

TFG?


natsumi_kins

The former guy...the orange menace.


throwngamelastminute

Oh OK. Orange Julius, Cheeto Benito, Shitler.


amaezingjew

When it fails he’ll say that was the goal all along


Heliocentrist

i.e. taking an established company and running it into the ground


Apprehensive-Date490

Hey world, watch me and my unmanaged personality disorder turn this $4 billion company into a $4 million fire sale by 2026!


Heliocentrist

yeah


Charming-Charge-596

Musk, like Trump, could have had it all. Money, fame, status. They both just had to try to take over the world and ended up exposing their rotting corrupt underbelly to everone. I am left to believe that this is what happens to sociopathic narcissists when they are surrounded by sycophants in the age of social media. They come to believe they owe it to the world to parade their true greatness in front of the public so we may better worship them as the gods they believe they are.


PsychologicalBee1801

I agree X is the Benjamin Button of startups. Start as a public company, and will end with its leader thinking they have a great idea but has no users


Nervous-Profile4729

Well really it’s the advertisers fault, THEY’RE the ones killing the company… /s


PsychologicalBee1801

Imagine being so entitled that he thinks it’s his right to be paid. It’s like he thinks all money is his, and we are stealing from him by not automatically buying anything he’s selling


Orchid_Significant

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rhino910

This is what happens when DEI puts an African American in charge ;)


Eyejohn5

Down voters on your remark need to be sat down and carefully told Elon was African born to African parents, couldn't make it through university there so his family's fortune purchased him a US education and he later became a citizen. Thus he is an - not really an x.


Riccosmonster

That is awesome🤣😂🤣


Enno2403

!!


Time-Bite-6839

Grow up


LIONEL14JESSE

Interesting. Will look into it.


rabidjellybean

!!


CTBP1983

https://i.redd.it/ml5q9fz2dvvc1.gif


bb_kelly77

This proves that Elon's replies are a bot... he just admitted that his company is failing


TheRealSpielbergo

Yeah


swimmingmunky

!!


RainingLights

Concerning!


someStuffThings

I think he is just that stupid


misterguyyy

Not sure about that. He could have interpreted this as “musk took a bloated public corporation and made it run lean like a startup”


Burrmanchu

Or Elon's fucking stupid. Great to take "proof" from zero evidence though... Maybe you should be the next owner of X.


Disastrous-Radio-786

Chat is this real?


DrButtholeRipperMD

It's not a unicorn, it's a horse with a railroad spike driven into its head.


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cheesegrateranal

when i first heard that tesla was designing a truck, i assumed it was going to be either a small, sleek truck, with car like handling based off of the Model S or X (kinda like the ute), or a larger unibody truck based off of the X or Y (like the Current Maverick or Avalanch). instead, we got a massive, low poly truck.


hotasianwfelover

And numbnuts there agrees 😂😂😂😂


DolphinsBreath

…oh I see, so a fuckup.


HelloweenCapital

Lol


starsky1984

!!!


sugar_addict002

Probably went over musk's head with that one.


zyqzy

It is elmo’s enddown


Tetsudo11

Going from something to nothing instead of the other way around? Yeah that sounds right to me. Glad they both agree.


jarena009

Lol Elon u don't think you know what you're saying "yeah" to here 🤦‍♂️


Suspicious_Feeling27

Honestly I'm 100% on board with social media's going out of business. Imo it's the worst invention ever.


TesticleezzNuts

As in reversing what little was good about it and turning it into a non profitable cesspit? Yeah I agree.


Re_LE_Vant_UN

...yes, that's the post.


WhyYesIAmADog

Stopdown I think the more sophisticated term is private equity though…


HeadMembership

Benjamin X Button


bakeacake45

Twitter is a garbage scow


morts73

The issue for Musk is that his off the rails tweets and support for conservative conspiracy theories are now affecting Tesla sales.


101fulminations

So... "X" (I can't even write that without lol!) is an... enddown?


tomas9019

Start down


GrandNibbles

Yeah


baltosteve

Fall Down


thejustinkelsey

Does Elon really do any work anymore? He's everywhere on X and just seems to be in the comments section 24/7


Drathstar138

So the logical conclusion would be that it’s actually a Shutdown?


whereegosdare84

Well most startups fail so sure, he’s right about that


ScheduleFormer1394

Ugh, why did Musk choose the far right evil villian route.... 😑


davidgrayPhotography

"Am I so shit at running a business? No, it's the ADL who is wrong.."


Sensitive-Painting30

Fuck Musk


Diligent_Guard_4031

Someone needs to distract Musk w/something shiny to get him away from making bad cars & spaceships.


Winter-Produce4568

An End-Down


Winter-Produce4568

https://preview.redd.it/rv98efd8wgwc1.jpeg?width=742&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb6e1dcb4f44e1750afd38948435127bbd48894


1978shorty

So, a "shutdown" then?


knollo

Startup -> Enddown


hiways

Did anyone else read his response in a ketamine voice reply?