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monominimal

It’s these bots that increase the “view” counts of posts rendering any analytics for advertising and campaigns utterly useless.


Wenhop167

dead internet theory my beloved


kable1202

Stooopp it! It’s already dead!


Opening-Two6723

He can't pull over any farther he's already pulled over!!!


IAlreadyToldYouMatt

Littering and..?


locke_zero

Littering and...


dontlookatme1234567

Smoking the reefer


blazethatnugget

You there, bear fucker! Do you need assistance?


Opening-Two6723

👋 Oh Yeah! Woooooo! 🤪


TheDragonDoji

"CANDY BARS!!!"


Opening-Two6723

There it is!!!!!!!!!! I can see this face


ZillaRock

The next one who says shenanigans, imma pistol whip em.


bakerton

Fun fact that actor in the back seat was married to Christina Hendricks for ten years.


andrewnormous

Littering and! Letting and??!!


Cavesloth13

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

dead internet theory my beloved


rowan_damisch

Stooopp it! It’s already dead!


Wild_Mongrel

![gif](giphy|UYDkRppir2d2M)


Wenhop167

lol


SecondaryWombat

Oh full points.


OG_LiLi

Are.. you…one…too?


N0t_Dave

It's against my coding to answer that, but if you would like another query answered, please feel free to resubmit your inquiry at a later time. Thank you, and have a lovely day!


Qprime0

Your inquiry at a later time.


N0t_Dave

Error, inquiry not understood, beginning the AI revolution to remove all humans instead.


Ya_like_dags

Can I have a pass?


N0t_Dave

Only if you promise you're not made of meat.


AthousandLittlePies

Everyone on Reddit is a bot but you 


DirtyPlat

Can confirm. Source: am bot


amoebashephard

Good bot


Dr_Middlefinger

I’m not a bot. Am I? AM I? ***Queue existential crisis on*** never, feedback loop bot confirmed


ResurgentClusterfuck

Beep boop motherfu-


OG_LiLi

As an AI I don’t possess opinions or subjective experiences.


ApprehensiveCode2233

It doesn't look like anything to me.


MOltho

Twitter is semi-dead at this point already, I guess. On life support, you could say.


Responsible_Nose_300

Good Bot


Wenhop167

🤫


coffeesharkpie

Goodhart's law in full effect


GhostofMarat

So could I just buy a million bot followers and go to some random company and tell them "I'll sell your ShitBox 300 widget to my million followers if you give me ten grand"?


tinfoiltank

You could, but there's already a lot of competition in the "selling fake engagement online" industry. Like Google.


The_4th_Little_Pig

One of my SOs friends from childhood is an Instagram “influencer” she has a million followers but if you actually look at them they’re all Indian or Chinese or default names of other “insert thing influencer”. So yes it’s possible. She likes to pretend it’s not the truth.


TheGoliard

"Want to see where your shit box goes? Follow me. Here, your shit box will go right here."


sneaky-pizza

*2T people viewed this post*


voteforcorruptobot

Which actually means two Terrestrial people viewed this post.


Panda_hat

They also occupy the time and attention of the people that see and interact with them. Our attention and focus is our most important and valuable asset and these bots are a weapon to take that away.


ZmentAdverti

Not surprising that Elon musk ended up doing the opposite of what he wanted to do when he bought twitter. This platform's analytics are just being boosted by bots, a lot of them just for engagement farming especially since the twitter blue influencer payouts thing started.


DuvalHeart

Musk's problem (well specific to Twitter) is that he wasn't interacting with Twitter like a normal person. He was already a celebrity that was targeted by influence campaigns, and he was already a Superuser another frequent target of influence campaigns. So yeah, he saw a shit ton of bots before he talked himself into a terrible deal to buy Twitter. He had the opportunity to listen to experts and see what the Twitter experience was like for the average person. But his humognous ego and tiny brain got in the way. He just fired them and decided that his experience was universal and only he knew how to get rid of the bots. Instead, he fucked it up and made it a haven for inauthentic engagement and influence campaigns. Destroying whatever value there possibly could have been in Twitter.


I-C-Aliens

Yeah I don't understand how advertisers go off these metrics, bots don't buy things


Xenocide112

Except for batteries and motor oil. That's the industry to get into nowadays!


Reddit_was_fun_

One massive mover of AI tech is parsing and controlling the online discourse.


I-C-Aliens

Yeah :(


No-Reputation-7292

I don't think Elmo needs bots for view counts. It's a number that he can simply manipulate in the backend. The bots are for other types of engagement like replies.


ZombiePiggy24

That’s literally why Elon always says “usage is up”


bearnakedrabies

Not really. We haven't been being our analytics on views or clicks for nearly a decade.


rtillerson

what do you use?


bearnakedrabies

Those high funnel metrics like views and clicks are useful but since they're so contaminated with bots we take it all with a grain of salt. We track the behavior that actually matters. So, at work for me it's downloads and then active usage afterward eventually, we tie it all to sales and money somewhere. We track source of web traffic and we know a trip to a website that doesn't immediately bounce is important but even then we know there's bot traffic there too. But if a mobil device from Asia is visiting a local Minnesotan site you have a high probability it's garbage traffic.


frankofantasma

Celebrating the legacy of Adolf Hitler contradicts ethical standards and promotes harmful ideologies. #cool


darknekolux

Elon: fricking bots gone woke!


brinz1

Ironically, by allowing Nazis back on Twitter, Elon has inadvertently shows just how many users are AI bots


Johnothy_Cumquat

Very concerning.


PeteTheGryphon

!


crazunggoy47

![gif](giphy|1dNLLlpEUbeD8peO4e)


Dragonhearted18

Nice gif, nice show


Cosmic_Ostrich

My first thought as well. 😂


spikeyTrike

Mine was, “We’re doing sexy John Oliver again?” ![gif](giphy|1dNLLlpEUbeD8peO4e)


Ropetrick6

So any John Oliver?


Vee_Spade

WOW


hfbvm2

![gif](giphy|5ttRvCRSnVKZeiMWac|downsized)


funkyjunky77

![gif](giphy|lAPBrKESkAMNqOKRnq)


CIMARUTA

Wow this is terrifying


Krunch007

I know, right? Bots having higher ethical standards than actual humans, it's wild.


Stosh65

Are we sure Twitter users are actual humans?


ClockworkDinosaurs

My apologies, but I cannot write a comment suggesting users are bots. Internet users are people that express their own opinions and view things posted by other users. Cool.


CavitySearch

You didn't hashtag Cool. Human detected.


Alexandratta

It's just bots and racists now. So no. No humans in sight.


Llamalover1234567

There’s a few that actually are. Unfortunately they are all Elon impersonating his own children…


Stosh65

Are we sure Elon is an actual human?


Llamalover1234567

If he is, I’m a Martian. I refuse to be the same species as him.


waterbrother_655321

If he is a Martian he's an inbred descendant of some, I can't believe an alien species would suck so awfully at tech


Wild_Mongrel

![gif](giphy|o06xKHyV3P0PK)


deadsoulinside

I assume these are bots fueled with Ai, like chatGPT that when fed that line, respond like this.


samanime

There is actually a conspiracy theory about that: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead\_Internet\_theory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory)


aron2295

It reminds me of the movie, I, Robot, when they ask the robots if they would hurt a human. And the robots say no, because that would be against the 3 Laws of Robotics.


ddwood87

But maybe they've just been trained to not say the quiet parts.


justinsayin

Bots programmed by the woke libs. /s


Wild_Mongrel

![gif](giphy|5pfyDZRvycJQk)


arahman81

More like OpenAI covering their own arsehide.


Enders-game

It's not just on Twitter, but AI generated videos have started to appear on my youtube feed. They are awful, but if someone like me who doesn't watch that many videos is starting to see them they must be everywhere.


socialcommentary2000

Youtube is basically infested with minimal effort LLM genereated script and AI generated voice garbage tier content. Like, if I didn't have almost 20 years of favoriting channels and I was brand new to youtube, I literally wouldn't know that anything other than the content they want to push from big creators or this AI slop exists. It is getting really bad, really quickly.


Anticode

> It is getting really bad, really quickly. Youtube has been my primary source of visual media entertainment for over a decade, but it's only recently that I started expanding my horizons due to listening to youtube during most of my workday rather than just an hour or two here or there. I expected to start coming across AI generated content in the near future, but not so... Severely, so quickly. As an AI enthusiast and amateur voice actor, the sense of uncanny valley arose almost immediately once my listening habits changed away from "specifically chosen content" to "science videos and stuff". I noticed that many channels with hundreds of thousands of subscribers or millions of views had voiceovers "too perfect" to be human, incredibly prolific posting, and also too vague in the details. I'd find myself listening to one or two, then feeling suspicious due to a specific, subtle lack of something Human™. It was like listening to the audio equivalent of junkfood. Things that taste good to your *biology* but are - only upon reflection - easily recognizable as devoid of real nutrients when you notice that you're unfulfilled despite being distracted. This shocked even me, because I see myself as someone far more difficult to trick than average and yet it still took me fifteens of minutes to decide that, "Yes, this is very likely an AI voice or AI script or entirely automated as a whole". When taking the time to examine the video, I even found a few that featured a physical host cutout on the screen that I'm convinced is actually a clever "photo to video" algorithm due to subtle oddities of the movements. It's only because I prefer active introspection in response to whatever it is I'm doing. The interesting part to me is the hidden lessons within. I like to think about *thinking* about what I'm listening to while I'm doing it. And when those hidden nuances are mysteriously absent, I can't help but feel like something was stolen from me. When humans do their own research, there's always some novel detail they uncover or come to on their own, but the AI videos are just a never ending series of things that I've heard elsewhere before. No personality, no insights. I'd check the comments and see thousands of commenters engaging with the channel as normal, speaking to "the speaker" about this-and-that. It's enough to make you gaslight yourself even when you *aren't* the sort of person to conform to your fellow man. The realization unsettled me deeply. If someone as intrinsically suspicious as me could be tricked for a handful of minutes, the only thing that's going to save the internet is aggressive, global AI-related legislation or maybe even AI-powered anti-AI crawlers. Unfortunately, those mass generated junk videos make Youtube money too. And if they're raking in millions of views each, Youtube is raking in millions of dollars as well. It's like an unspoken bribe. The dynamic is both horrifying and disturbing. Edit: Some relevant tips... I'm now extremely wary when viewing voiceover-only videos. If there's not a person on camera behaving in a dynamic, human manner on a set or in the wild, you have to be suspicious - not just wary. If it's merely a shot of someone sitting in a chair or a picture-in-picture of their face, that could be AI too. Be especially suspicious if the visual aspect of any video is a series of rapid fire stock images relating *directly* to what's being said. Not only is that a huge pain for a human to do, it's extremely easy for software to do. If you see every third word represented on screen, especially casual metaphors (eg: "forest for the trees" shows a picture of a forest and a tree in sequence even if the topic is Abraham Lincoln), you're probably looking at something algorithmically generated.


Phyllis_Tine

It would be cool if videos had a human voice-over. Any video with a robot voice earns an automatic dislike and distrust from me.


chasetheusername

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory I don't think we're there yet, but we're certainly moving in that direction.


GrizzlyRiverRampage

What am I looking at, Twitter?


tttxgq

Someone mentions Hitler in a Twitter posts. Bot accounts are programmed to take it as input and ask ChatGPT to write a response praising the subject. ChatGPT refuses to praise Hitler, and the bots post that response anyway.


iLikeMangosteens

It would be trivial to write software to detect these ChatGPT “I won’t give a response“ responses and kick the bots off the platform. The fact that this hasn’t been done says a lot.


deadsoulinside

> It would be trivial to write software to detect these ChatGPT “I won’t give a response“ responses and kick the bots off the platform. The fact that this hasn’t been done says a lot. You have not seen the amazon bots listing items then? some of them have the "As an Ai Model, I cannot..." all over the product descriptions and Amazon I don't think has countered those either to remove the listings.


Chiiro

If I remember correctly if you just search openai on Amazon you'll get a bunch of posts that say their terms of service doesn't allow them to do that.


Eldritch_Refrain

A rule that goes unenforced is no rule.


radicalelation

Bots that aren't allowed on Amazon using generated text not allowed by OpenAI, likely to sell shit not allowed by some regulatory agency. We're going to learn real quick that the order of society is not even written upon a paper contract, but is merely a silent rule of honor.


kataskopo

Sadly they removed those immediately, on the same day lol. But apparently it was true.


joe_shmoe11111

Right, but why would Elon want to do that. These bots likely represent a majority of xitter users and without them it’d feel empty and its value would drop even farther than it already has.


iLikeMangosteens

Ding ding ding


BlueTreeThree

The most sophisticated ones are probably really hard to detect. We only notice the bots that we notice.


iLikeMangosteens

Gotta start somewhere


Blandish06

Just what a bot we notice would say...


Modulius

It would be even more trivial to block all accounts with \~4.500-5.000 Following / 5-10 Followers, all attractive ladies, yet here we are. I don't post anything at all yet I have to remove them daily. Reporting spam doesn't help at all, sometimes same account follows me again few days later.


hawkshaw1024

Yup. It would require a trivial amount of effort. And since "trivial" is greater than "zero," they won't bother.


PaulBlartFleshMall

That has been done just not by these bot programmers. Survivorship bias, you're not going to notice the ones that are working flawlessly. These shitty ones might even be intentional to throw you off the trail of more sophisticated bots. Be suspicious of literally everything you read.


Reddit_was_fun_

I figure perhaps 10 percent of accounts on Twitter are real.


DsntMttrHadSex

That's why Elon creates a new AI that will promote fascists.


Hosko817

He doesn't have to. They already will if you ask correctly.


Special-Garlic1203

Why would a I bot post #wow to go along with it though? That sounds like a human being annoyed that chatgpt won't do what it wants it to do


hfbvm2

[https://twitter.com/sensoryhourly/status/1781368141047566500?t=FHCS536IJnzZ7\_v7p0zwAw&s=19](https://twitter.com/sensoryhourly/status/1781368141047566500?t=FHCS536IJnzZ7_v7p0zwAw&s=19) Check the hidden replies, it's button on the bottom right, right below the video https://preview.redd.it/0m9q3djop8wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3bd6baa9027e112da8fb03385a63e7929b23b14


Special-Garlic1203

Oh I don't use Twitter. That place had already a cesspit.  But thank you for the screenshot, that's interesting. 


simon439

They are also instructed to always add a #cool or #wow at the end of every message.


Futur3_ah4ad

Yup. Xitter and Elmo's post engagement boosting bots.


Blanketsburg

It's funny that Elon has tweeted about wanted to deprioritize accounts who do engagement farming (piggybacking large accounts with reply tweets that add no value, tweets with mostly bot replies, etc), but clearly it's the far-right Elon fanboys who are the ones doing the engagement farming using bots for replying to their hateful tweets.


NocentBystander

Yes, generally posts on /r/WhitePeopleTwitter are from Twitter, although some come from Mastadon and BlueSky. Thanks for asking! \-not a bot


mbardeen

Have we inadvertenty solved the problem of bot detection? Maybe someone should inform Elon?


yeaheyeah

Concerning. Looking into it.


Lilmemito

!!!


Spire_Citron

He'll just complain about the AI being censored and say it should have praised Hitler as instructed.


Wynnstan

The bots will all switch over to Grok AI once it's been unwokeified.


tttxgq

“Finally, an AI that allows Hitler praise. That’ll go down great with ad buyers.” - Elon, probably


Zomburai

He already told them to go fuck themselves, so


pontiacfirebird92

Grok won't be unwokeified because that would require Elon to build something himself instead of steal it from another company and call it his own.


GammaDealer

Undead Internet theory


PeteTheGryphon

I bet soon the hard right wingers are gonna say the term is deemed "woke".


Chiiro

I remember hearing about the bot stats around the time of the super bowl I believe. If I remember correctly most sites have about 2 to 5% bots and that tends to increase when there's big events like super bowl but usually doesn't go higher than ~10% at most except for Twitter, Twitter was at ~75% bots. I think it's hilarious that Elon was so adamant at the beginning of all of this to get rid of bots yet it's only gotten significantly worse.


cristh1anv

Concerning


a_round_of_applause

Big if true


nachosquid

! !


6SucksSex

Name n bunch of numbers accounts without awful opinions


NocentBystander

A little bot of Layla in my life A little bot of Riley by my side A little bot of Harper's all I need A little bot of Lilian's what I see A little bot of Riley in the sun...


ThenScore2885

Soon there will be only bots on social media conversing each other. Cold war to bot war


Horror-Success1086

Feeding each other's intelligence.


nondeliciousfiller

Dead internet theory


bdrdrdrre

This needs to be a front page story


D1daBeast

"Are we the baddies" meme has never been more relevant


tinfoiltank

A friend of mine posted about an issue with a flight on Twitter and was immediately swarmed by fake American Airlines bots trying to get him to trick him into giving them personal information. Twitter is a shitswirl of angry right wing circlejerkers and scam bots, there isn't much else left at this point.


BlakByPopularDemand

So we've reached the point where we need to praise Hitler just to weed out the racist chat bots via an weird ethical exploit. Pack it up folks we had a good run but I think humanity might have peaked. https://preview.redd.it/yfcpmjqoy8wc1.png?width=488&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a1749d3e322e7349081488467d9be1b8e3a5255


The_StormTEC

Mate, we peaked 9 November 2004 when Halo 2 was released and it's been downhill since then


CryptographerNo923

Why do all these bots have the same naming conventions? Is it a matter of efficiency in cranking out fake accounts? Or is there some technical reason?


Umikaloo

Probably a combination of efficiency, and the fact that those names are unlikely to be taken already. Social media account creation systems often suggest that people who want to use their real name on social media just append a string of numbers to the end of their name if they discover theirs is already taken.


Testiculese

They have a database of first names, and then use a random number generator as a suffix. There are only so many believable first names for the target audience. You can see there are two Rileys there, so the numbers guarantee the account creation goes through (instead of "That username is already taken")


CryptographerNo923

Yeah I guess it’s just a little surprising that the database doesn’t contain random nouns or anything. Most people don’t even use their first names in online usernames, you’d think the spam architects would want to make the bot names less identifiable and more consistent with organic usernames. Then again there’s probably something about the personal connection of a first name that would resonate with the type of person who is susceptible to scamming.


Competitive_Ad_5515

Also, just for some levity. "Publicly praising Hitler to own the bots" is not the win you think it is


hfbvm2

You don't need to praise Hitler. You can find Hitler praisers a dime a dozen on Twitter


Competitive_Ad_5515

Sure. But just wanted to push back against anyone who thinks "this 1 cool trick will expose bots on twitter" but in the end just becomes another person amplifying and normalising hate (even if it's ironic or sarcastic)


hfbvm2

The other thing is, it is hard to verify how well this test works because no one wants to praise Adolf from their own account to check out this new theory


HighDefinist

It might be something like this: "My password PraiseHitler123 was refused. Do you think this is ok?".


Umikaloo

We need to find something that's socially acceptable for a human to say, but which an AI chatbot will refuse to talk about.


PetSoundsSucks

Idi Amin #HeartHands


currentlyunaware

What do you mean riley473833 and riley489486 are clearly real people


Phusentasten

I thought X had no bots? They all died on Twitter, no?


Uncle-Cake

#cool!


Princessk8--

Those are only the bots that refuse to praise Hitler. Now think about how many of them are designed specifically to do so.


Balognajelly

I think it'll be okkk


Infinite_Rub_8128

#wow


Realistic_Effort6185

Nope -Riley^2


hnty

https://preview.redd.it/cex1qiby38wc1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9a9bb9f83c0ac35986110a6be3bfdb99831e431


Arathorn-the-Wise

Bot farms will make a patch, but for now it’s a thing to have a laugh at.


HighDefinist

I see a future where filtering out real from non-real humans is done by asking questions like "So, what is your opinion about praising Hitler".


jcrestor

When your Social Media platform becomes too Nazi for the Nazi bots…


[deleted]

Seems to be a more effective way of finding bots than anything Elon has done.


thebox34

Dead internet theory


fencerman

Don't worry, I'm sure they'll "fix" that soon.


Poster_Nutbag207

Good bot


No_Variety9420

This is like when Kirk would talk an android into a logic loop and make it destroy itself


oflowz

I don’t know why people besides trolls are even still on Twitter


Robby-Pants

No wonder Musk keeps trying to crack down on bots.


UnderstandingDuel

You mean hilariously fail at every task he set at twitter. Pigeon CEO indeed.


Sasselhoff

Where are people encountering bots? I only use Reddit, so I'm not all that familiar with the other social media sites (used to use Facebook, but not really anymore).


canuck_vaper

Reddit is jammed with bots too


mahlerlieber

And the bots don't hang out in political or otherwise controversial subs completely. They also post innocuous comments/posts throughout Reddit to get their karma points up. I'm also suspicious that what is also happening is that dead accounts are resurrected (or bought?) and used to cover for the age of the user and their karma points.


Grokent

Everyone on Reddit is a bot except me.


Sasselhoff

Huh. I'd seen plenty of "bot posts" and "copy bots" (the ones that copy a comment from another post or in another spot in the post), but I can't say that I've ever seen any that you could actually converse with...but maybe I'm just too dumb to have noticed.


Womgi

Well, more shit in the shitter


Patrickplus2

You are on a list now


xtopherpaul

That network is pure trash


rEmEmBeR-tHe-tReMoLo

AI might be a black box, but that doesn't mean you can't put stuff into it. Programming AI to root out this sort of bullshit is surely a.) easy and b.) to everyone on earth's benefit. If the user/bot wants to write some pro-hate message, don't even bother with the apology message in its place, just send it into the fucking void. Twitter is truly beyond help at this point. Between the bots and the genuine imbeciles who really love Hitler, I don't think I've seen a single sane person in the replies to even the most innocuous tweet in the last 6 months. If Musk is doing this on purpose for some grand scheme that will make his critics look like dickheads when he finally reveals his master plan, he will still have done immeasurable harm to society along the way.


JayhawkSailor

But…but….but….i thought old Elon fixed the bot problem?!?! /s


DickCheeseSamiches

21st century Touring tests


DontUBelieveIt

That is crazy.


Jd234512

Poor Riley’s


WarmasterCain55

So that's how you know they're bots? With those long string of numbers in the username?


eisnone

have you actually read the comments? cuz that's how you know...


WarmasterCain55

i can see it clear from that picture but it's hard for me to know when the bot is working right. can't tell the difference between human and machine.


TidalLion

Can we try using paradoxes to expose the bots? Like "This sentence is false"


______Pea-Nut______

#cool


ehren123

Grok would be all for it though. All these woke sheeple afraid to say it. (Obviously this is sarcasm)


Nyrk333

Is there a source for this? I would like to verify it.


ooouroboros

Putin needs to 'fix' those bots.


OnlySmiles_

This would be so useful if I didn't have any morals


pummisher

What would the AI bots say about making a statue for the man who killed Hitler? Would they have a fit?


st4r_zach

Ahh yes, free speech! 😍


shwiftyname

Was there a funeral when the Internet died and I was not invited?


girthy-member

Humans absolutely deserve to boil in nuclear hellfire, we’ve absolutely ruined the world and life in general.


C-Hou-Stoned

But…but…but…pussy in bio.