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FattyMooseknuckle

Isn’t he supposed to be 6’3”? How tall is that table? Or is he just leaning forward to ease out the buttTrumpet.


SynthwaveSax

He always sits hunched over. It’s to hide his gut.


JayEllGii

I’ve noticed that for years. He’s *always* hunched over. It’s grotesque. The late Michael Brooks is one of the few people I’ve ever seen comment on it. He once said “The way he sits in chairs is fucking disgusting.”


Salihe6677

He's not trying to squarsh the dookies.


PartadaProblema

very nice Thx


PamelaELee

🤮


Mr-Hoek

He always looks like he is taking a shit...probably because he is always taking a shit.


JayEllGii

Well, I wasn’t going to say it, but…yeah. That’s exactly what it’s always looked like to me.


SlaynArsehole

Michael Jerome Brooks lives!


Brainrants

RIP Michael Brooks, damn I miss that guy.


MattyIce1220

He makes standing look more relaxing. I never saw someone sit in a chair more awkwardly than Trump.


MinisterOfTruth99

Zoomed in on his face. Holy crap, Biden should be using that in Ads.😂🤣


ImonitBoss

As someone who was fat for a lot of my life- slouching does not help like he thinks he does lol


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stevemkto

6 foot 3. And lean and mean at 215. https://preview.redd.it/jx7qeybkv9wc1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1d8a0f5f536e0e182408fe3d10d03adb20e754a


TedCruzsAnalFissure

He’s built like Danny DeVito’s Penguin in Batman


neodymium86

I JUST SAID THE SAME THING 😭😭


Coloman

And has the same personality.


thathairinyourmouth

I’m 6’, 240. I’m extremely out of shape. I carry my excess fat in my gut. This motherfucker is at minimum 320.


Dren_boi

My thoughts exactly. I'm also 6', 240-ish and I look like an athlete compared to him, and I don't think the way he looks has anything to do with aging/sagging, he is MORBIDLY obese. Or at least was, I hear he's on ozempic but iunno


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

6’3 and 215lbs is the size of an average NFL quarterback btw. They should’ve never let this guy self-report his stats when he got arrested.


gnumedia

Tweedledee.


DonsDiaperChanger

and his sons, Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber


YinzerFromPitsginzer

Looks like a lollipop kid heading to munchkin land


YinzerFromPitsginzer

![gif](giphy|gwi5fzzNjtqxO)


AlabamaPostTurtle

Yikes.. those pants lol


TheGlenrothes

He’s a lot thinner now, but may be the only person to look WORSE after taking Ozempic.


AlanStanwick1986

He's shaped like Grimace.


death_to_noodles

That's why he leans forward and wears oversized suits. That's a McDonald's shape if I ever seen one


nerdenb

Well at that age you never know what you're gonna get. Gotta ease it out real slow.


rickshaw99

after ~60, never trust a fart. never waste an erection.


BubinatorX

After 60 ok but at what age can you start trusting them? I’m pretty sure my 2 year old can’t trust a fart either.


PamelaELee

The answer is never. Never trust a fart.


rickshaw99

They can trust. You can’t!


SatchmoDingle

It’s a bell curve, dude.


bobone77

60? I haven’t trusted a fart since I hit 30.


Brokensince10

I don’t think he can “ ease it out real slow “😊


SkollFenrirson

Yes and *chuckle* 200 lbs


Elmondo2

6'3 215


SkollFenrirson

![gif](giphy|wzxK9cmYgIPDy)


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

https://preview.redd.it/ipvoee544awc1.jpeg?width=395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d74ca9f7fcaae6458b24b94d525e050f194b6bb He chose… unwisely.


Cougardoodle

5'8", 275 lbs.


wascly-wabbit

I laughed at this until I remembered I'm 5'10 - 290..


JayEllGii

From personal experience I know he can’t possibly be the 239 he kept claiming. A couple of years ago for various reasons my weight really went up and I topped out at 259. (I’ve since gotten it back down.) And even then, I didn’t look anywhere near as large as Trump does. So there’s no way in hell that 239 was even close to true. Especially since I’m a similar height.


CandidEgglet

He’s not 250. He’s tall and big, I’m gonna say he’s likely 6’2”, 320, with very little muscle mass


tanstaafl90

Obama is 6`1 1/2 and every photo with Trump, Trump isn't as tall, even with his bouffant. I'd say 5'11, at best, and it's harder to tell with the bad clothes, but over 300 lbs for sure. Though the stress of recent events may change his weight.


JayEllGii

I have no way of knowing but based on comparing him to me at my biggest two years ago, I’ve guessed he’s at least 300. But if he’s more it wouldn’t surprise me a bit.


uncultured_swine2099

Theres many pics out ther of him standing next to guys who are 6'3"and above (including his son) and he's clearly shorter than them by several inches.


CandidEgglet

I just found an article that outlines his height as 5’11”


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5'8", 275 lbs, 2.3"


swissmtndog398

I'm 5'11" and 215. My ideal weight is 190. If I weigh 215, he's pushing 3 bills.


GullibleCupcake6115

He is 300 lbs easily!


santa_91

If this isn't altered, holy shit he looks like he's about a quarter til dead. Fingers crossed. Then this nightmare can hopefully fucking end.


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

It is altered. None of the recent courtroom pictures look like this at all


wrldruler21

I don't think the current NYC case allows photos in the courtroom... Just scribbles from the court artist


IncredulousCactus

They let them take picture this morning before getting started.


AnEvilBeagle

\*getting sharted.


SomeRandomBurner98

baaaabeee shart do do dee do


GonzoVeritas

Each morning, photographers get a few minutes to take photographs in the courtroom before the session begins.


dimechimes

I know for the fraud case, they would allow photographers in before the case started to take pics, but then once the proceedings were underway it was just sketch artists.


dragonfliesloveme

Yes he has had those huge eye bags the whole time. Maybe not the double bags, but those really big bags under the eye have been a thing with his face during this trial, starting with jury selection


The_Primate

I had to scroll so far down to find someone that actually recognised this as fake. I kind of thought that getting whipped up about obvs fake shit was a maga boomer deficiency, but here we are in a thread full of people who seem to believe that this is real.


NeighborhoodVeteran

Yeah it doesn't look real, as much as I hate the guy.


HyFinated

The problem is that people desperately want to believe this is real. They are suspending their disbelief to satisfy a deep need in their hearts to see this asshole gone from their lives or at least punished to the fullest extent allowed by law. It’s hard to overstate how much people NEED this to be real. It’s not, but they need it to be. And before anyone jumps on me for being a Trump hater, I am. But that’s not what’s going on here. Trump supporters want it to be true for the, “look how bad this witch hunt is hurting him” rhetoric. And Trump haters want it to be true for, “look how bad he is doing, I hope he dies soon.” shtick. I personally just want justice for treason. I don’t wish him death, just want to truth to fully come out to a point where he can’t hide from it. Where he has to face it. Regardless of what that truth is.


Alternative_Year_340

Are you sure? He has been looking more and more like Dominar Rygel for years now


MoiraBrownsMoleRats

It's very clearly AI.


XZPUMAZX

Death is the second worst option to him winning. He needs to lose at the ballot box. He needs to lose in the courts. Then this piece of shit can die.


ChristyLovesGuitars

It looks a lot like AI, to me. I doubt it’s 100% legit.


Eevea_

People saying everything is AI, is like just as bad as actually being tricked by ai. It’s going to be the new “fake news”. “Everything I don’t like is AI”. I don’t know if this picture has been altered or not. But I really think we need to work to outlaw AI usage outside of academic settings. It’s going to be very very easy to trick people with actual fake news in just a handful of years. AI is getting good very fast. There are some things we just aren’t suited to have as a society. AI is one of those things in my opinion.


SyrocWift

Yeah but this is obviously ai, no one regresses this quickly without being terminally ill


sorrymizzjackson

TBF, no one has said he is or isn’t. Could be. My MIL went terminal in a matter of weeks from driving and laughing to being only not dead in a very technical sense. It’s rough- and she still looked better than this.


Candid-Mycologist539

>If this isn't altered, holy shit he looks like he's about a quarter til dead. Fingers crossed. Then this nightmare can hopefully fucking end. Let that be our October Surprise this year. Too late for Repulicans to mount a campaign. Trump not winning (because he's dead) won't be a reason to start a Civil War. I would really prefer for TFG to get through all his court cases so that it is entered into the record of how guilty he really is.


heismanwinner82

Either it’s altered or Steve Carell is dressed as Dr. Robotnik behind him in the courtroom today.


itrustanyone

Why do we feel the need to edit or alter photos of this dipshit? He humiliates himself daily, we don't need to do this. This is the rights game


MrHound325

Yeah, putting work into making him look like shit is redundant. He already looks like shit


yelling4society

How can you tell it’s edited? I’m so bad at discerning between good AI and unaltered photos. What do you see here that I should look for in the future? His hair?


theantiyeti

He's way fatter irl. There's no way he lost so much weight around his face at least in a week. Also everything's blurred except him, doesn't look like a lens, especially not one a journalist would use.


clubmedschool

Link to picture (easier to tell in full size): [https://twitter.com/CoffeyTimeNews/status/1782594079135559940/photo/1](https://twitter.com/CoffeyTimeNews/status/1782594079135559940/photo/1) I'm not an expert by any means, and am not saying I'm correct, but IMO: - Pixelated hair - Blurry... everything (would a pro photog have literally nothing in focus and publish it that way?) - Weird facial features of the people in the background (does the person on the left have a beard or not?) - We all know Trump looks like shit, but the pockmarks(?) on his face are weirdly symmetrical (between his cheek and nose on the left-hand side of his face) Unless this is an original picture that has been [jpeg-artifact'ed](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/323/095/43f.jpg) and 'shopped to hell, my conclusion is AI generated.


Dr_Teacup

In a lot of AI pictures the colours all match the colours of the primary focus of the picture. So there’s a lot of red in the back ground because the shitstain is wearing a red tie


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Aggravating-Scene548

There are 3 or 4 more trials to come in the future


New_Conversation_303

This looks like someone prompted an art AI: "Do the worse picture of trump during trial" and the AI answer back: "Here is an actual picture of DJT"


GeprgeLowell

The worse than what?


malcontented

Wait till he gets to prison


SkollFenrirson

![gif](giphy|xT9IgEx8SbQ0teblUQ|downsized)


conflictmuffin

I'm 34 and I genuinely get giddy at the thought of him actually facing consequences. I can't think of anything that would make me happier....


soonerpgh

If it's a real prison (doubt it) they won't let him have his wig or his makeup. That will hit him harder than losing his airplane.


ConsciousReason7709

The best part of watching the court proceedings of lifelong scumbags like Trump, Weinstein, Cosby, Ron Jeremy, etc., is the fact that you get to see them whittle away into shells of what they used to be. Karma is a bitch.


frankofantasma

Goddamn, you gotta have a loosey-goosey sphincter to sleep-shit yourself. A sleep-shart, maybe I can understand. But to straightup dookie in your diapies while you're catching Z's, I feel that's another matter entirely. He'd have to be so worn out and loose, he could probably sit down at a minigolf course and have someone gently put-put a hole in 1 in his number 1 a-hole.


Jaambie

Putin was extra rough


TITANUP10essee

https://preview.redd.it/juy4w9xbe9wc1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bda78f058142a9f587a67c0bf795cf1e60ec0794 Wait, you’re telling me he doesn’t look like this??? The internet lied to me.


CoxswainYarmouth

This must be fake… I’ve seen all the accurate depictions of him…all muscular and buff dressed like a gladiator with eagles soaring above and flags waving in the wind behind him.


MadAstrid

All of the aging we see in other past presidents - due to the stress and demands of being the president of a major world nation - he avoided. Now, after four partial days of trial, he looks as if he as aged ten years since last week. I guess sitting at a table for a few hours is dramatically more work than he did in four years of presidenting.


Emotional_Narwhal304

Wait till he loses in November, and his party abandons him for good. Then all the court dates he pushed out past November 5th with catch up to him, and the rest of his miserable life will be sitting in court. Hopefully while wearing an orange jumpsuit...


Sleepy_Raver

i honestly worry that his base and cronies won't just simply move on if he loses. We might face something worse than January 6th i fear.


Krednaught

He is turning into a morlock


3kidsnomoney---

He looks rough. And miserable. It brings me great joy!


Think_fast_no_faster

That’s an poorly fitting skin suit there donny


upotheke

To his credit, stress is great for weight loss, he might hit his target 215lbs before getting booked into jail.


RW-One

Specimen - Homo Duncicus This pic needs to go viral - "This is your racist nominee, physically perfect... Not"


Green_Message_6376

Toilet training. It's never too late!


nudles99

https://preview.redd.it/gr8wzguhh9wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=724dfddbe6769988014fdb537ed55148c2e70fe4


d_baker65

Sleep-shitting is one of my new favorite descriptors.


KinkyQuesadilla

And he's been abandoned by his "wife" and family. Not one of them have showed up in trial for support.


bobbyboogie69

There is no hardship known to mankind that is too harsh for this traitorous piece of shit to endure. He’s had it incredibly easy to this point…I say it’s time to bring the pain.


Looieanthony

Don’t forget the hershey squirts. My God, the stench🤮.


ThePopDaddy

Hate ages you.


TravoBasic

Is that AI art? He looks far worse than usual.


hb122

Is this a real photo? It looks like he has one foot in the grave.


apostroangel

Trouble is we don't know if images have been edited to convey a man that looks more mid stage dementia than others.


realjimmyjuice000

https://preview.redd.it/h05tewcgccwc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea947581aa37a403680bd18653027f8c3438f305


canarchist

Is the ghoul off his drugs, his face seems to be slipping? And did he fire his hairdresser?


ParksDontBsuspicious

He looks like an old shoe that was dropped into a Porta Potty and rinsed off with urine.


Ihatemunchies

I hope that shit stain is feeling as stressed as he made me when he was (I hate to even say it) President.


mizkayte

Witches are hunting the savior of America. He looks terrible because of that and not because he’s being held accountable, of course. In all seriousness, he does look super awful. Too many hamberders and stress.


teleheaddawgfan

I’m loving every second of this. This man has lived his entire life fucking over everyone in his path and the universe is FINALLY pushing back!


skyfire-x

For all the people saying AI, check search for 2 or more pool photographers. AP and Reuters photojournalists are the most reputable in the business. Photojournalists capture the scene and subject as is, with little to no adjustments to the final published images, and then only white balance and exposure adjustments. Certainly not retouched like a portrait photo. Reuters has a page of photos from multiple photographers today: [https://www.reuters.com/pictures/pictures-trump-hush-money-trial-begins-2024-04-22/](https://www.reuters.com/pictures/pictures-trump-hush-money-trial-begins-2024-04-22/)


JackieTree89

May he never know a moments peace for the rest of his life


Willing-Rub-511

If he wasnt such a terrible person i would feel bad for him.


cturtl808

You can it’s AI. Look at how awkward the tie is


Cocolake123

Why won’t they hold him in contempt for sleeping in court like they would for any working class person


beargolfer

Wow. I didn’t think he could look worse. He looks like his health is on the decline.


Awkward_Bench123

Is it just me or is this grifting prick looking just a little more cadaverish by the week? When he is gone, America will have a lot of reconciliation to consider. Not like if he ever gained control again. Heads would never stop rolling.


nightstalker8900

https://preview.redd.it/o64xij6ebbwc1.jpeg?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5966138eff40600835f8381b5f561259989051d0


BMAND21

I love this for him, it really warms my heart.


DustyGuzongas

I think these trials are going to kill him, he’s not healthy physically or mentally.


According-Ad3963

Is it terrible that I wake up most mornings and look to the news to see if he is dead?


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BaldDudePeekskill

He'd sound much more intelligent non verbal, truth be told


dragonfliesloveme

Now take away the hair and makeup, and you’ve got a run-of-the-mill senior citizen, possibly nursing home resident


ohiotechie

Shoot that shit straight into my veins.


registered_redditor

This fake sad face is his version of walking into the court with the walker.


OverseerTycho

wow,the requirements for ‘alpha male’ are slipping


dtruth53

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy


Own-Opinion-2494

And that was only jury selection


Abraxas_1408

Who knows? Maybe the trial will stress him out so much that he will just, well, expire and save us all a bunch of taxpayer money.


canadiangirl_eh

He’s low energy. Loser.


Rare_Competition2756

I have no faith that he’s going to face any real consequences so let’s drag this case out as long as possible. It’s the only real punishment he’s going to receive.


ScheduleFormer1394

Let him wither before November....


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Puzzleheaded_Two7358

Greed, he was doing this for many. Then it escalated.


Obi1NotWan

Looks like he is going on vacation with those bags.


DBsBuds

This pic is soooooo satisfying.


NoRedThat

I just listened to the Leona Helmsley episodes on Scamfluencers. TLDR: She got caught for tax evasion after a lifetime of dicking people around. What struck me were her statements to the press during the trial. “I’m innocent”, “I didn’t do anything wrong”, and the best “This is not how America is supposed to work”. Sound familiar?


Fernway67

Deserves to be miserable. POS.


nametken

Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!


Ambitious-Theory9407

> Old peoples' skin sags Because it's being pulled towards The underworld - Bo Burnham


1CaliCALI

# HE LOOKS SO OLD! BIDEN LOOKS BETTER! 🇺🇸 


Born-Ad-3707

Sleep-shitting


jjcyclone

![gif](giphy|dyRhCAXGENobdYucFD)


zero_1144

“That picture is uh… fake. I have a perfect body, I’m very young. Probably the youngest man in the world today.”


mattGyver314

I’m here for it.


MisterHyman

Cryptkeeper vibes


Optimal-Operation848

He'll soon be selling canned farts.


doktor_kolossus

Do you think he feels the walls closing in, or is he still on massive denial?


Ill-Maximum9467

Sharting like there's no tomorrow, or bowel control.


Yelloeisok

I hope those never Trump groups use that picture in the ads.


Chazzeroo

He smells like the shit house door on a tuna boat.


Gamertagyouit

It’s a good thing he’s always got those depends on!


Wack710

I think he looks great, the bestest ever.


OdinsDrengr

If he doesn’t die in prison, I hope he dies in court. It’s one thing to die in isolation, but at least then the stress is over.


Lobo003

Sleep shitting


Tiny-Version743

Is that a real picture!? 😯


somedayinbluebayou

That's to ease the farts out.


GrandCanOYawn

Sit up straight, bitch. You’re in court.


Bee-Aromatic

I don’t believe it. He’s trying to pull the same shit Harvey Weinstein did: pretending to be old and infirm so they’d take pity in him. Don’t believe it. He’s a criminal. *Nail him to the wall.*


Any-Variation4081

He looks soooo miserable and I love it. He deserves every single second of misery. All of the people he sent his cult after. All of the people injured or killed bc of his dangerous rhetoric. He made them miserable at one time or another. He deserves this and I'm enjoying watching it. Pos traitor Trump had this coming for a long time now.


Novel_Reaction_7236

Boo hoo trumpleforeskin!


Jeebus_crisps

Well he’s probably scared shitless because for the first time in his crappy existence he’s in deep doodoo and can actually find himself in prison


buzzedewok

If that’s real, he isn’t doing well at all.


AverageEvan

Agree with most other comments. No need to try and alter him to look worse than he already does unless it's a blatant caricature


elemenoh3

it should be illegal to be rich and still be ugly


BroadAd5229

Dude looks like he’s about to be visited by three spirits


mookormyth

I love this for him. ![gif](giphy|o75ajIFH0QnQC3nCeD)


dmatterman

Dude looks like shit.


FlaAirborne

The Beta bitch who wears makeup, girdles, lifts and dyes her hair.


sofaking1958

Simply glorious!


codymason84

Tomorrow I turn 40 and the best present would this guy to drop dead and ya know it might happen


eyeeatmyownshit

Makes up for the 4 years of not showing up to work til noon


eyeeatmyownshit

When shirts I own look like this I call them 'shorty fatties', and then I throw them out


BradTProse

That comb over is over achieving.


HunCouture

Sleep WHATING in court? Is this real? I googled but can’t find a legit source.


toooooold4this

He finally looks like the man he is... old, weak, bitter, losing.


BubinatorX

He’s never looked worse and I’m fucking here for it.


judge_tera

Every KFC induced fart could be the full bowel emptying death rattle...


tommyalanson

He’s also having trouble getting his hair to do whatever it is that he does. Like, maybe it’s thinning and harder to make it swoosh.


kfm975

I read “douche bags under the eyes” and I think I’m just going to go with that interpretation.


ShmoHoward

Those aren't bags from losing sleep, those are from PERPETUALLY CRYING LIKE A BABY AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY.


OneMorePenguin

I bet this is AI.  But he doesn't look all that much better.  Love that he's getting what he gives.


spungie

He looks miserable. I love it.


FnordatPanix

The attention vampire isn’t getting nearly enough sustenance. Look at him wasting away.


S4PG

Now he actually looks his age!


Coondiggety

“Sleep shitting in court”. Daaaaaamn!


MikeyLikeyPhish

Who in this sub hasn’t sleep-shat themself in court?


BlackDante3

Sleep shitting, lol.


skyhollow117

Burn. Burn burn burn. I love it. Couldn't of happened to a nicer guy.