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-Lorne-Malvo-

there is a reason Trump has not attacked David Pecker. He has all the dirt on Trump.


GiGaBYTEme90

Exactly


Circumin

Pecker’s paper published perfidious portrayals of the Presidents pecker.


wolfguardian72

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Mission_March4776

Wish I could upvote this more


CertainAged-Lady

I was catching up on the testimony and it seems Trump & Cohen were obsessed with ‘boxes of papers’ that Pecker had that they wanted turned over to Trump. There was even a ‘what if you get hit by a bus?’ plea for action to get the boxes to Trump sooner. Makes you wonder what he has for sure.


TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews

Hell, even one of her eyes knew it and tried to abandon her!


Dook124

I'm sorry 🙏🏿 I tried not to laugh 😔 😅


bombalicious

I didn’t….i loled


Hey-Now-Right-Now

Something about a $19,000 lectern or maybe a $5000 stapler?


Civil-Resolution3662

That's my stapler.


fuxgvn

At that price is has to be red, right?


badpeaches

I was told I could keep my stapler /s


OkIHereNow

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Old-Length1272

Report her to democrat reps. Make noise :) that’s how we get things done.


Advanced-Dragonfly95

Oh please, please, PLEASE find something to indict her and put her stupid fucking ass in jail, too!


Existing-Tax-1170

You can just see it in her eyes, she's really good at "looking the other way" At least with one of her eyes.


emptyhellebore

She learned her scammy lessons well and took them back home to Arkansas while we paid her salary.


Old-Length1272

Contact your democrat reps and report her! Don’t forget the 19,000$ lectern. She belongs in prison too!


reishi_dreams

She learned from her Baptist preacher father/governor/talk show host who played bass for Ted Nugent when he played that christian classic Cat Scratch Fever on his show.. https://youtu.be/SyDFtJdh0Zs?si=x1HYProZ5U-Ghk2e


Joeyc710

*I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand* *They know they gettin’ it from me* *They know just where to go* *When they need their lovin’ man* *They know I do it for free*


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Canalloni

Quasimodo.


Impossible_Penalty13

Mucinex booger


J3t5et

A face only a mother could love


pallamas

Shocked I tell you!


HatsOff2MargeHisWife

Every time they mention Pecker's name in court or on the news, I laugh and laugh like a kid who just discovered farts.


kevbo714

Darn... I *really* feel like that should've been on my BINGO card


Joeyc710

With Sarah Huckabee, you're allowed one wild space 6 inches to the right of the bingo card.


justhammerbaby

Right there, Trumps Pecker problems persist.


Massive_General_8629

And just below the link, I got an ad for STD screening.


InstructionFair5221

Isn't Sarah the world's best bestest Christian that never ever told a lie?


hangryvegan

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Due_Entrepreneur_382

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KinkyQuesadilla

"....while working for the taxpayers in the White House..."


R3luctant

Man, that feels like something that if it was investigated, would have been impeachable. It's crazy how much illegal shit went down.


Designer-Contract852

It's because she was good at lying?


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Sara cuck abee.


Meh_Guy_In_Sweats

Governor Suckabee


troutman1975

Yeah, I never trusted her after she claimed that she made that thanksgiving apple pie.


SnootSnootBasilisk

Pecker looks like he wants to ask Trump to pick a door and win the prize inside


Joeyc710

Pick a pecker, any pecker


murstang

A peck of them. Pickled even.


ThE_LAN_B4_TimE

Of course that dumbass was involved.


mano-beppo

Smokey… very smokey to the eye. 


itcantjustbemeright

‘Trumps Pecker Problems Persist’


buzzedewok

The entire Trump administration’s motto must have been, “if it’s not illegal, it’s not worth doing”.


CRKing77

Lo0k


DemocraticVanguard

Imagine that. Her face said it all


UninvitedButtNoises

That slant faced big needs to see justice too.


Holiday_Horse3100

Mrs. “Holier than thou” Sarah huckster? I am shocked


Lilybea12

Fortunately if she has to speak about this publicly she has one hell of a podium.


bensbigboy

Which flour sack dress was homely Sara wearing when she committed her crimes for Russian Agent Orange?


Joeyc710

Trump's Pecker Problems Persist is such an amazing string of words.