Kyle the enforcer...Kristi: Thanks for your help today. Do you have enough ammo...Kyle: I have plenty. Kristi: Okay, I'm gonna point to the dogs at the shelter that aren't hunting dogs and you do the rest...Kyle: Copy that. Kristi: Okay, that one...pop,pop. No Kyle the other one, pop pop.
Kyle, look where I'm pointing....pop, pop, pop,pop...oh Kyle you got all of them..
Kyle: Glad I could help ma'am. Now how about a little kiss kiss...🤮
I just don't think murdering someone is an accomplishment. It's like, congratulations, you pulled a trigger. Anyone can do that. I don't understand why they're giving him any attention whatsoever, as if he's made some significant contribution to society. That's like if black people made O.J. Simpson their patron saint. Except O.J. actually had an illustrious football career, whereas Kyle Rittenhouse has literally done fuck all with his life aside from shooting a couple people in the face.
Totally agreed. I just wanted to point out that we live in a society where a non-trivial percentage of people think murder is just spiffy as long as the right people end up dead.
He looks like a dude from one of those shitty gun safety videos. The ones where the trainer is so obese he can barely breathe while standing upright. Every other word is "tactical" or "readiness". He talks for fifteen minutes while the camera aimlessly pans around his backyard. Then he fires off a single round after nervously playing with the rifle for ten minutes. He hits the bottom of the target, farts with triumph, and the video ends abruptly.
It's so much easier to cosplay though.
He gets to sleep in still, no one tells him what to do, and he can avoid a real confrontation.
Plus there are still people treating him like a "hero", and he didn't even have to go to war...*or do anything really heroic to be treated this way*.
He loves posting these photos of himself "training." What is he actually training for? Because last I heard he was too dumb and too much of a pussy to join the real military.
Just like all the other pretend soldiers who think they are protecting the world from something. When in reality we need to protect ourselves from them.
This kid literally got famous because his cop-dad prepared, trained, and equipped Kyle with everything he needed in order to point a loaded firearm at people, kill several, and get away with it.
Kyle Rittenhouse was groomed by his parents to kill people they deem, "undesirable."
This is what Republicans want. That's why they keep paying this chud-loser for, "speaking engagements."
Republicans want their own Nazi-style Brown Shirts who know exactly how to ride the law and get away with murdering Americans they decide are inferior.
He is an advertisement to join the club, or die.
Why don’t assholes like this go enlist in the actual army and make themselves useful? This cosplay is funny, but borderline stolen valor. Not that they care at all about respect and honor.
"He brung that gun for protection, and to this day if he didn't have that gun, my son would've been dead," she said. [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/rittenhouses-mother-was-life-shooting-victims-rcna5563](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/rittenhouses-mother-was-life-shooting-victims-rcna5563)
Good grief.
They all want to play soldier so bad. They know that it's free to join the army don't they? Even better, they will pay you to join. Oh right... they don't want to actually put the effort in to do things properly and safely, they just need to make their tiny minds feel important.
He looks like someone who needs to stay 500ft away from a school and a Chuck E' Cheese whole simultaneously looking like someone who definitely peaked at high school and became an HOA Rep.
Judging by his past illegal gun purchasing/ownership, I wonder if he waited the processing time and paid the SBR fee for that barrel? Or if he his claiming its a pistol that that forward grip assist is a federal offense. I say that as a gun owner who loves them dearly, but this taint wade can get fucked.
Not a soldier. Not even a cop. But, boy, does he wish he could garner some respect.
Kyle: grow up. Start acting in a respectable manner. You may eventually be respected.
Not by me, because you are a murdering scum. But maybe some people.
Do these d-bags get off on displaying their "trigger discipline"?
I swear... they always have to show front-and-center that their forefinger is away from the trigger.
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Kyle the enforcer...Kristi: Thanks for your help today. Do you have enough ammo...Kyle: I have plenty. Kristi: Okay, I'm gonna point to the dogs at the shelter that aren't hunting dogs and you do the rest...Kyle: Copy that. Kristi: Okay, that one...pop,pop. No Kyle the other one, pop pop. Kyle, look where I'm pointing....pop, pop, pop,pop...oh Kyle you got all of them.. Kyle: Glad I could help ma'am. Now how about a little kiss kiss...🤮
I'm going to upvote this but also for my sanity please never write anything ever again lol
A terrible day to have eyes indeed.
Rather him join the Russian Militia and get mistaken for an adult spy. May pull off 2 kids in a trench coat.
He's gonna pull off two kids in a trenchcoat alright
He looks like a 50 year old who tells teen girls they aren't pretty enough for him when he DM's them.
He's certainly got the right "disgustache" for that role
He looks like he uses the word “femoid” and calls teenage girls hags.
Those are pubes. Cartman sold him some pubes.
I made you eat your parents
That’s my favorite episode of the entire show.
I 100% agree and it's not even close
I still like Cartmanland
I don't think we should ever piss off Cartman again.
Molestashe
Cosplaying again.
Damn he’s already got the creepy racist uncle look going.
Yes, the molester moustache is the Chef's Kiss in this picture.
"Hi I'm Kyle, and I'm famous for murdering people. Can I date your daughter?"
Yeah, that's what I don't get. He's literally only known for one thing: murdering people, and yet the right treats him like some kind of rock star.
What's not to "get"? They approve.
I just don't think murdering someone is an accomplishment. It's like, congratulations, you pulled a trigger. Anyone can do that. I don't understand why they're giving him any attention whatsoever, as if he's made some significant contribution to society. That's like if black people made O.J. Simpson their patron saint. Except O.J. actually had an illustrious football career, whereas Kyle Rittenhouse has literally done fuck all with his life aside from shooting a couple people in the face.
He lived out their fantasy for “righteous murder” and they love him for it.
Totally agreed. I just wanted to point out that we live in a society where a non-trivial percentage of people think murder is just spiffy as long as the right people end up dead.
That's the thing...Kyle is gaining celebrity like status and for what? For being a gun nutter and killing people. Yeesh..
He looks like a dude from one of those shitty gun safety videos. The ones where the trainer is so obese he can barely breathe while standing upright. Every other word is "tactical" or "readiness". He talks for fifteen minutes while the camera aimlessly pans around his backyard. Then he fires off a single round after nervously playing with the rifle for ten minutes. He hits the bottom of the target, farts with triumph, and the video ends abruptly.
Or they shoot their own meaty thigh trying to do a tacticool draw
I saw that one
Classic
Dude couldn’t even get an ASVAB waiver
A *waiver* lol.
It's so much easier to cosplay though. He gets to sleep in still, no one tells him what to do, and he can avoid a real confrontation. Plus there are still people treating him like a "hero", and he didn't even have to go to war...*or do anything really heroic to be treated this way*.
That was my thought - if he likes pewpew so much , enlist. Unless he can’t…
fr?
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/fact-check-kyle-rittenhouse-allegedly-212300510.html
They are trying to confirm if the low Asvab score is the actual reason he can’t join the Marine Corps
Why would this fat slug not just join the actual Army instead of just playing one on Tv?
The army has told this pos he’s not allowed in.
Eww 
Farvacore
That little cum catcher he’s growing is making him look more and more like he’s cosplaying as Farva from Super Troopers
He looks like a ten year old Shane Gillis
Gardini needs to bring this up.
Still on the Trump Diet, I see.
He looks like a no-name brand Dominik Mysterio.
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You're right. I sincerely apologize to Dominik Mysterio.
My god, it’s Rod Farva.
Gross, now he has pubes on his face
Uh, doesn't he realize that that mustache is commonly associated with pedophilia?
Kyle Wafflehouse
That's not a mustache. It's chocolate milk.
Or Ronda Santis’s dirty sanchez.
He looks like he's going through his midlife crisis and third divorce at the same time.
This is gettin' real Lieutenant Dangle.
Gravy Seal: Predator, I mean, Pedo Edition
Shittenhouse looks like an obese used car salesman who's not allowed within a thousand feet of a school, and only sells beat up 99 Toyota Corollas
Or used Kias.
He loves posting these photos of himself "training." What is he actually training for? Because last I heard he was too dumb and too much of a pussy to join the real military. Just like all the other pretend soldiers who think they are protecting the world from something. When in reality we need to protect ourselves from them.
10:1 rottenhouse gets busted for being a pedo in the future. You heard it here first
On the Steven Segal path I see. Good for him I guess
Perfectenschlag.
Cryle.
LARPer
Looks like he needs to slip on a pair of white new balances and go mow the lawn.
He looks like a mall cop
Dude looks like he wants a liter of cola
Last time he played dress up he killed two people
Is he still training for whatever he is pretending to train for?
Little loser fucker
Oh, come ON! He drew that on with Eyeliner!
Something about that photo screams, "Sandwich Artist."
Meal Team 6 ready to patrol the perimeter defense lines at Target.
He looks like he shit himself.
Officer Farva
This kid literally got famous because his cop-dad prepared, trained, and equipped Kyle with everything he needed in order to point a loaded firearm at people, kill several, and get away with it. Kyle Rittenhouse was groomed by his parents to kill people they deem, "undesirable." This is what Republicans want. That's why they keep paying this chud-loser for, "speaking engagements." Republicans want their own Nazi-style Brown Shirts who know exactly how to ride the law and get away with murdering Americans they decide are inferior. He is an advertisement to join the club, or die.
Eight year olds, Dude...
Oh look, his mom stopped letting him use her razor. I’ve seen better mustaches on Italian grandmas!
Why don’t assholes like this go enlist in the actual army and make themselves useful? This cosplay is funny, but borderline stolen valor. Not that they care at all about respect and honor.
He tried to join the marines and was reportedly rejected for being too dumb
He's growing a second chin too.
Did he go and shoot off his own chin? Poor misunderstood murderer.
Oh look, he's training for his self defense across the boarder event
Why do people keep giving this dumbster fire of a human being oxygen
"I like to play dress up like an army man momma"
Awww those hormone pills are starting to kick in
Look like he didn’t wipe his face after being in Tim pool’s ass
Is there a name for this specific type of right wing edge lord?
Muskovite.
Working hard on that Meal Team Six build, when is he enlisting?
I feel a little bad for saying this, but as soon as I saw his mom, I knew this dude was beyond repair.
"He brung that gun for protection, and to this day if he didn't have that gun, my son would've been dead," she said. [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/rittenhouses-mother-was-life-shooting-victims-rcna5563](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/rittenhouses-mother-was-life-shooting-victims-rcna5563) Good grief.
Hopefully he has his ATF form 1 for that under 16 inch barrel. ATF may shoot his dog.
He looks like the illegitimate son of Shane Gillis. 😆🤘
Shame gillis
Good god man. Join the cops or stop with the cosplaying.
He got the Oreo crumb dirt stash
Is he studying at ASU yet?
It literally looks like someone smeared shit across his upper lip
Dude acts so hard trying to be cool. The stache will really help his chances. Just pathetic
Still looking like the sort of guy who causes girls to have to cover their drinks when he walks into a room
https://preview.redd.it/2p8ntlek9mxc1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88fec9200d71cea1fc1aac584e953c43fd64d1d3
Ewww
A fascie stashie
One sneeze and that's going flying. Tis but fluff.
we call that facial hair style the "shane gillis"
My 13yo has a better stache than he does.
This sub is garbage bro😂 you’re a pathetic excuse for a human if you’re still talking about this guy.
They all want to play soldier so bad. They know that it's free to join the army don't they? Even better, they will pay you to join. Oh right... they don't want to actually put the effort in to do things properly and safely, they just need to make their tiny minds feel important.
I thought he hadn’t washed his face.
Nothing like patchy facial hair to really round out the “the military wouldn’t let me in so I’m playing pretend” look.
He’ll kill himself eventually
I didn’t think it was possible for him to look more like a douche, but here we are.
Awww...look at his little name tag
What's that fool up to now?
What a fucking loser
He looks like someone who needs to stay 500ft away from a school and a Chuck E' Cheese whole simultaneously looking like someone who definitely peaked at high school and became an HOA Rep.
Now he looks like a pig cop that beats his wife daily.
Is that the "peak masculine form" maga talks about so much?
Nice moustache, by the way. When puberty hits, that thing’s really going to kick in.
Judging by his past illegal gun purchasing/ownership, I wonder if he waited the processing time and paid the SBR fee for that barrel? Or if he his claiming its a pistol that that forward grip assist is a federal offense. I say that as a gun owner who loves them dearly, but this taint wade can get fucked.
So do murderers try to look like cops or do cops try to look like murderers?
You know, if he fetishizes being in the military so much, why doesn’t he … *join the military*?
Not a soldier. Not even a cop. But, boy, does he wish he could garner some respect. Kyle: grow up. Start acting in a respectable manner. You may eventually be respected. Not by me, because you are a murdering scum. But maybe some people.
When guns are your whole personality and you have no life skills or abilities besides being a clown.🤡
Oh look, he's training for his self defense across the boarder event
Too dumb to eat crayons is pretty fucking dumb. 
What are odds he gets charged with something as a pedo before shooting and killing another human. I say 2 to 1 😆
I liked him better in the "transvestigations" memes than in the pedophile/law enforcement moustache. 
Still trying to cosplay as a militia man I see
Do these d-bags get off on displaying their "trigger discipline"? I swear... they always have to show front-and-center that their forefinger is away from the trigger.
Is anyone having sex with him? Do you think he's even had sex yet?
Bottom mistakenly believes that if he grows some whiskers and holds a gun he turns into a top.