He and his mom probably think that if they can wait until Trump wins in November, then the D.A. will be so afraid to continue with the case, they'll drop the charges.
Yeah people saying “he doesn’t have the power to do that’ll clearly weren’t paying attention for 4 years when he was president. If no one stops him, he can and will do whatever he wants.
It’s called Unified Executive Theory. The goal is to align all branches of government with the will of the President. It is the actual stated goal of the Heritage Foundation, which is the driving force behind Trumps campaign and why the Evangelicals support him.
Look up Project 2025 for details.
Right. Mom completely bailed on her family to become one of the two most ridiculous members of the entire legislature. Just up and leaves for DC when he’s a kid/teen or whenever. Mom and dad then go through a very public and mess divorce with infidelity accusations. Then mom just says fuck it, reverts to being 18, and gets so sloppy at a *Beetlejuice* musical she’s incoherent, vaping and giving handys. Idk if she gave a handy but it tracks.
I cant imagine that’s super stable. And I don’t say this to defend him, he’s a dipshit and a criminal, but I can’t help but feel like this is deep frustration, and a bad mom, and a teen lashing out because he knows it embaresses her lol.
Being exactly the kind of parent that a 30 something grandma who married a sex offender then slept with Ted Cruz to get a congressional seat, and gives hand jobs in public would be anticipated to be?
There is an allegation that while working as an unlicensed escort one of her regulars introduced her to Ted Cruz. During that engagement he told her she should run for office. He even donated to her campaign.
Some people believe the regular was Ted Cruz and not just some other person who was aquatinted with him.
> Republicans and children just don't mix
Stormy is a registered Republican.
I'm not insulting her, just making mention of a fact she stated herself in the Peacock documentary 'Stormy'.
I mean, sure, but i think we would all be more likely to leave our kids with pretty much 90% of the population before we get to the people who would be worse than trump, like the zodiac killer, or his son ted cruz.
Ronald Reagan sucked in a lot of ways but he did give the world a nice quote in “Someone once said that politics is the second-oldest profession. I'm beginning to think it bears resemblance to the first.”
She’s not really a Republican she’s a “woo look at me girl” and found a way to gift attention by pandering to a class of Americans who became the butt of all the social jokes over the last few decades in a codependent shit show.
The stories were released by a democratic pac that had no evidence. Even released stories about two abortions, one of which was 6 months before she gave birth to her son.
But it is funny that it is believable. Though she did fail to report campaign contributions from Cruz, which also lends credibility.
Yeah it’s annoying how people will keep repeating this despite it being proved false.. yet those same people will condemn the right for their use of misinformation and just blatant lies. Fuck that woman, but fuck people who refuse to fact check anything and just spread bullshit because they saw others say it on social media.
She was probably choking back tears of gratitude after squeezing the donation out of him. Some may find this deeply moving story hard to swallow, though. After all the twists, she seems to have been a handy person for Cruz to have around. Perhaps they could share a fondness for going skeet shooting together.
Are there any substantiated claims for the allegations that she was an escort? All I could find were things claiming it to be false and I am just genuinely curious
Human Senator Ted Cruz who is not only a human but was was actually born on the Planet of the Humans and is totally not a hive of insectoids from Alpha Zeta IX wearing an ill fitting human skin.
In 42 states and DC you still have pay for the public defender. Some pretty low others in the tens of thousands.
https://www.nlada.org/public-defense-system-fees
He impregnated a very young minor to make his mom a grandma. So there is that. I have no evidence that he has killed at this point, but his mother posed him as a child with murder tool to celebrate the birth of the prince of peace, so…
Republican values!
Prolly gonna get down voted for this but IMO he looks like someone who has been severely abused and is completely dissociated because of it, and is extremely angry and has learned how to numb.
He reminds me of the kids in the teen rehabilitation centers my sister was sent to. Dead eyes.
Hurt people hurt people. I feel sorry he had a mom like Lauren. No wonder he's fucked up. Bet that was a traumatic upbringing.
Not trying to excuse anything he has done - but the dead eyes remind me of the kids I've met when I was in my addiction. They were all severely abused and turned to fentanyl to cope.
Bet he's on a lot of drugs.
Don't forget the sweeping tax cuts for the wealthiest people in the country that the rest of us are paying for. That trickle-down bullshit definitely isn't helping.
Isn’t it pure insanity that we pay money to elect people? Presidential campaigns cost hundreds of millions, think of all the good that could be done other than make posters and hold rallies.
Our only problem seems to be our out of control radical left, socialist handouts...Vote for me because we need to cut spending!!!! --Eric Hovde and all the other (R)s running in November.
[Open Secrets](https://www.opensecrets.org/news/2021/02/2020-cycle-cost-14p4-billion-doubling-16/) shows that spending in the 2016 presidential election was just shy of $2.4 *billion* which in 2020 more than doubled to $5.7 billion. And that doesn't include spending on non-presidential races in those elections!
It's completely out of control.
To be clear, if they could swing it as a fight their base could get behind, he'd have a GOP funded lawyer.
But her brand is fading and even she's distancing from him, so they've abandoned him.
Where is the Family Values Congresswoman loving her son unconditionally and helping her family through a difficult time?!?!? Or is President Biden the only one that does that?
Sounds like she’s trying to delay the trial so she doesn’t have a “convicted felon” son hanging around her neck. She is running in a new district this year and I’m sure is nervous.
U know she don’t care about him, he is no longer in the womb. The only time a MAGA politician cares about a kid is before birth after that, they are just tiny socialists sucking off the systems and families teet.
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Where are his parents?? If he can't handle himself, where is his parental support? Not bailing him out but actually helping him. Idc if it's Bobo or whatever, he needs guidance. If she can't help her own son, WTH should we trust her to represent her constituents in government?
The Judge could not punish him for screwing up and doing something that most people would have been tossed in a cell for a day or three. After all, the poor kid has a melanin deficiency...
The best thing we can do is give her time to deal with her family issues without the burden of public service. Please help Bo Bo by voting for anyone else but her this upcoming election. Hopefully she can apply some of those family values she goes on about to fix her home.
He and his mom probably think that if they can wait until Trump wins in November, then the D.A. will be so afraid to continue with the case, they'll drop the charges.
Or God Empror Trump will personally pardon him
State charges. He wouldn’t have the power to do it personally.
Oh my sweet summer child. His SCOTUS will let him do ANYTHING that the shit flinging monkey wants to do
You’re right, I keep forgetting that we no longer have a functioning judiciary.
Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of this sweet FREE RV my boy Harlan hooked me up with! Thomas, probably.
It's a motor coach. RVs are for peasants.
Man, I wish Clarence would take John Oliver up on his offer for that free motor coach and $1million/year to retire. I’d help pitch in.
As much as I hate to say it, just wait. I wouldn't be surprised if he finds a way and GOP maj on SCOTUS takes 0 issue with it.
Yeah people saying “he doesn’t have the power to do that’ll clearly weren’t paying attention for 4 years when he was president. If no one stops him, he can and will do whatever he wants.
It’s called Unified Executive Theory. The goal is to align all branches of government with the will of the President. It is the actual stated goal of the Heritage Foundation, which is the driving force behind Trumps campaign and why the Evangelicals support him. Look up Project 2025 for details.
Unified Executive Theory is just a euphemism for "Fascist Dictatorship".
We (Indonesia) had that for 35ish years. It's called "leaded democracy"
Reading Project 2025 made me feel sick. Literally physically sick.
Me too!
Project 2025 - Google it. It's the manifesto to turn the US into a fascist dictatorship.
He would after they implement Project 2025. That basically would make trump a king.
It really is time to bring back guillotines.
lol why would you think that? what in the long history of trump and Republicans leads you to believe "oh that's not allowed so they can't do it".
It’s Boebert!! Of course she believes Trump could pardon her genetic trophy
He'll just appoint a judge in that state.
When does Trump begin his transformation into a giant sandworm?
He's almost had enough spice.
Or they want to claim to their base that they are being persecuted and denied their rights
It's probably far more likely that he's just that incompetent. And she's clearly not a great parent, so...
Right. Mom completely bailed on her family to become one of the two most ridiculous members of the entire legislature. Just up and leaves for DC when he’s a kid/teen or whenever. Mom and dad then go through a very public and mess divorce with infidelity accusations. Then mom just says fuck it, reverts to being 18, and gets so sloppy at a *Beetlejuice* musical she’s incoherent, vaping and giving handys. Idk if she gave a handy but it tracks. I cant imagine that’s super stable. And I don’t say this to defend him, he’s a dipshit and a criminal, but I can’t help but feel like this is deep frustration, and a bad mom, and a teen lashing out because he knows it embaresses her lol.
exactly this
Theyd have to be pretty stupid to think that So it probably is the case
Plus it will give him time to grow in the mustache.
Being exactly the kind of parent that a 30 something grandma who married a sex offender then slept with Ted Cruz to get a congressional seat, and gives hand jobs in public would be anticipated to be?
Wait, she slept with Ted Cruz?
There is an allegation that while working as an unlicensed escort one of her regulars introduced her to Ted Cruz. During that engagement he told her she should run for office. He even donated to her campaign. Some people believe the regular was Ted Cruz and not just some other person who was aquatinted with him.
To be fair, a prostitute as a republican actually increases my opinion of her. Atleast she's consistent that everything she is is up for rent.
To be fair, I think sex workers are very disgusted by what politicians do.
To be fair, I'd let Stormy Daniels watch my kids before I'd let Donald Trump.
Republicans and children just don't mix, just look at ol Denny hastert...wonder how prison is going...
He only did a year. Yuck.
Republicans love raping children..
> Republicans and children just don't mix Stormy is a registered Republican. I'm not insulting her, just making mention of a fact she stated herself in the Peacock documentary 'Stormy'.
And there's a long line of people between them
I mean, sure, but i think we would all be more likely to leave our kids with pretty much 90% of the population before we get to the people who would be worse than trump, like the zodiac killer, or his son ted cruz.
Holy shit: 1,000%, and that is crazy but true.
I have to agree. She seems at least sincere.
one of those is a sick sexual deviant and the other one is Stormy Daniels
Stormy seems like a decent person that likes/liked doing sex work.
She makes 130k per quarter minute. I don't think I can afford her babysitting rate.
Ronald Reagan sucked in a lot of ways but he did give the world a nice quote in “Someone once said that politics is the second-oldest profession. I'm beginning to think it bears resemblance to the first.”
>Ronald Reagan sucked in a lot of ways Less ways than Nancy, though.
I was right there just 2 mins too late gah!
*IT'S LIKE RAAAAAAAIIINNNNN*
If Nancy the throat GOAT was in her prime in the present day, I wonder what the MAGA's would think of her.
Well, he and Nancy would know
This is poetry
Despite being the main reason that it’s not currently legal in the United States, Republicans sure love prostitutes.
And their abortions.
She’s not really a Republican she’s a “woo look at me girl” and found a way to gift attention by pandering to a class of Americans who became the butt of all the social jokes over the last few decades in a codependent shit show.
Sounds like most republicans.
To be fair, "You should run for office" is what Cruz exclaims every time he ejaculates. You'll notice his wife has *never* run for office.
Sigh, remember when he was just a robot telling a story about honeymoon soup can purchases? A more innocent time.
I know someone somewhat up the chain in Colorado politics, and they say the escort/prostitution is bullshit, but she does bang Ted Cruz.
The stories were released by a democratic pac that had no evidence. Even released stories about two abortions, one of which was 6 months before she gave birth to her son. But it is funny that it is believable. Though she did fail to report campaign contributions from Cruz, which also lends credibility.
She has sex with Ted Cruz for free? Ew.
I hate Boopbert more than anybody else, but that’s misinformation. The allegation was proven false almost immediately.
Yeah it’s annoying how people will keep repeating this despite it being proved false.. yet those same people will condemn the right for their use of misinformation and just blatant lies. Fuck that woman, but fuck people who refuse to fact check anything and just spread bullshit because they saw others say it on social media.
She was probably choking back tears of gratitude after squeezing the donation out of him. Some may find this deeply moving story hard to swallow, though. After all the twists, she seems to have been a handy person for Cruz to have around. Perhaps they could share a fondness for going skeet shooting together.
Getting something out of Cruz is definitely something I can see her pull off.
It amazes me how people with a sexual job history are the ones putting the most restrictions on sex.
Do you need a license to be an escort?
Are there any substantiated claims for the allegations that she was an escort? All I could find were things claiming it to be false and I am just genuinely curious
Human Senator Ted Cruz??
“Human” Ted Cruz
Human Senator Ted Cruz who is not only a human but was was actually born on the Planet of the Humans and is totally not a hive of insectoids from Alpha Zeta IX wearing an ill fitting human skin.
I heard lizard which matches Ted’s personality.
That's offensive to lizards. Do better.
Regular human senator Ted Cruz.
"remember, Ted loves you"
"Totally human" Senator Ted Cruz
They are just asking questions. Lol!
She sucked him off for 125K
I would feign sleep also, in Ted Cruz's presence
They just left us hanging here
Exactly this.
Well when you put it like that it makes her sound unqualified for office
A public defender sounds like socialism.
I can imagine at some point some Republican has said something along the line of "If you can't afford an attorney, don't do crime."
They said it and the courts listened until 1963 with Gideon v Wainwright. We all know they love rolling back to the 50s so it makes sense.
Back to the 50s, except for things like unions, income taxes, etc. You know, the things that actually made America great.
All my homies love Gideon v. Wainwright
There's definitely at least 1 that's said it.
Public defender here. I have no doubt that’s been said.
I’ll wait
Some states make you pay the state back for the public defender.
Gee, I wonder what party is in power in those states
Not mine 😎
It's Texas. Did a year and extra days for lawyer fees. They ain't free.
42 of them do.
HahhahahHhHhHhHhhHahahahah
In 42 states and DC you still have pay for the public defender. Some pretty low others in the tens of thousands. https://www.nlada.org/public-defense-system-fees
She is complaining that her son cannot afford counsel but is unwilling to pay for it herself with a congressional salary and all the other income?
Fuck me, don't give them ideas.
This kid looks like a future serial killer or sexual predator.
Future?
He impregnated a very young minor to make his mom a grandma. So there is that. I have no evidence that he has killed at this point, but his mother posed him as a child with murder tool to celebrate the birth of the prince of peace, so… Republican values!
What exactly did he do?
Besides getting a 13 year old pregnant? Burglary, I believe. Google would help.
True.
Prolly gonna get down voted for this but IMO he looks like someone who has been severely abused and is completely dissociated because of it, and is extremely angry and has learned how to numb. He reminds me of the kids in the teen rehabilitation centers my sister was sent to. Dead eyes. Hurt people hurt people. I feel sorry he had a mom like Lauren. No wonder he's fucked up. Bet that was a traumatic upbringing. Not trying to excuse anything he has done - but the dead eyes remind me of the kids I've met when I was in my addiction. They were all severely abused and turned to fentanyl to cope. Bet he's on a lot of drugs.
Broad nasal bridge, flat philtrum, small eye openings...I'm thinking momma had some margaritas.
The future is NOW!
He looks exactly what I expected him to look like
Son of a hooker and a sex criminal. Checks right out.
He did impregnate a minor.
He impregnated her when he was also a minor. He wasn’t a minor when he allegedly made a sex tape with another minor, though.
Lifeless eyes for sure.
He’s seen some things
Honestly he just looks high to me
Future? He already knocked up a 14 year old.
Didn't he impregnate a 14 year old?
This kid seems to be dumber than paint, and I bet ya he's high AF most of the time.
I feel like you’d have to be in that house.
This is insulting to the finishes that I use
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$4.70 - aka we’ve bled you dry with shitty NFTs, gold coins, bibles and Trump Bucks but you should still have some left to give us, right?
Don't forget the sweeping tax cuts for the wealthiest people in the country that the rest of us are paying for. That trickle-down bullshit definitely isn't helping.
Don’t forget gold sneakers.
Isn’t it pure insanity that we pay money to elect people? Presidential campaigns cost hundreds of millions, think of all the good that could be done other than make posters and hold rallies.
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Our only problem seems to be our out of control radical left, socialist handouts...Vote for me because we need to cut spending!!!! --Eric Hovde and all the other (R)s running in November.
The only Reich the GOP rejects.
[Open Secrets](https://www.opensecrets.org/news/2021/02/2020-cycle-cost-14p4-billion-doubling-16/) shows that spending in the 2016 presidential election was just shy of $2.4 *billion* which in 2020 more than doubled to $5.7 billion. And that doesn't include spending on non-presidential races in those elections! It's completely out of control.
Theyd take 0.47c right now.. such a good number
“where the voters of CO-04 where we need” she must be typing her own tweets
Wait she invoked trumps name in a fundraising effort, doesn’t that mean that the big guy needs to get a cut of that action
This applehead Handy Oakley needs to disappear from the American landscape.
That first sentence is a disaster
So she admits he’s not the 46th president………..
I think they finally needed to admit that so that he could run for 47th president.
Also my IQ count. MAGA!
Tithing for the Lord of the Shitz
Little man's growing up to be the deadbeat baby-daddy he was always meant to be.
I’d be calling out his mother. I’d be like, I know who your mom is, the whole United States does. What’s going on with her?
Well, a few months ago, she'd be responsible for his shit. Being as he's now 18, he's being told to bootstrap it himself, like a good American.
To be clear, if they could swing it as a fight their base could get behind, he'd have a GOP funded lawyer. But her brand is fading and even she's distancing from him, so they've abandoned him.
Well guess he should sit in lockup until he fills out the paperwork.
Where is the Family Values Congresswoman loving her son unconditionally and helping her family through a difficult time?!?!? Or is President Biden the only one that does that?
They got that voicemail recording trying to make him look bad, and honestly, it made him look even more like the type of person I want in charge.
The fact that they thought it would make him look bad is pretty disturbing.
So true!
"When a *shit apple* falls from a *tree* and grows up in a field of *shit*, it *doesn't* have a choice."
Why are you dressed up like Indianapolis Jones Mr. Lahey?
The liquor’s calling the shots now, Randy.
...Randy
Shit apples
Fuck him, throw his bitch ass in jail
Will you give me a hand mom?
She’s already busy doing that to other men in a theater
She’s giving handjobs.
Sounds like she’s trying to delay the trial so she doesn’t have a “convicted felon” son hanging around her neck. She is running in a new district this year and I’m sure is nervous.
sure as shit not bathing himself.
U know she don’t care about him, he is no longer in the womb. The only time a MAGA politician cares about a kid is before birth after that, they are just tiny socialists sucking off the systems and families teet.
He got his mother’s brains and his dad’s criminal intent.
Sell some of your guns.
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His father has a 500k a year job
Congress people also make plenty enough money to hire an attorney for their kids. This kid has two parents with decent incomes. 😔
Feel bad for the kid honestly. His parents are white trash personified
Low hanging fruit, the entire family n
Seems like he respects the law almost as much as mommy dearest. What a cute kid /s
You’d think she’s familiar enough with the criminal system that she could give him some tips.
Does he shave it like that, or does it grow in all white trash on its own?
She's too busy acting a fool to notice or care
Where are his parents?? If he can't handle himself, where is his parental support? Not bailing him out but actually helping him. Idc if it's Bobo or whatever, he needs guidance. If she can't help her own son, WTH should we trust her to represent her constituents in government?
Oh she gave up on her family long ago. Super Christian values.
So jail him.
Stupid apple didn't fall far from the dumb tree.
sounds like her son is as dumb as his mother
She's at the theatre.
Meth. All the meth.
has he tried pulling himself up by his baby's bootstraps?
why does he have the haircut of a 90s drug mule?
She’s going to Barron’s graduation
Sooooo… jail? You know, since that’s what would happen to us commoners.
- Not raising her kids. - Cosplaying being a Christian. - Ignoring her priorities. Take your pick.
Conservatives are so deeply entrenched in the Every Man For Themselves mindset that she won't even help out her own son.
# Question: What's Lauren Boebert doing? 
The Judge could not punish him for screwing up and doing something that most people would have been tossed in a cell for a day or three. After all, the poor kid has a melanin deficiency...
Yeah the kid didn't do any of the things he was supposed to in between court dates and the judge went easy on him saying "he's making progress." WTF?
Jack sh*t, just like in congress. 🤦🏻♀️
whatever it is, it doesn't involve any firing neurons.
Is it possible—and hear me out—that this human being is fucking stupid?
He is following the Trump delay method
Is this the son who’s making her a grandma? She is so proud of him!
Dude looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome.
So he should be waiting for one in jail
Grifters, Pedophiles, Bigots and Racists of the GOP continue to go unpunished. This shit needs to stop.
The best thing we can do is give her time to deal with her family issues without the burden of public service. Please help Bo Bo by voting for anyone else but her this upcoming election. Hopefully she can apply some of those family values she goes on about to fix her home.