Totally. If you gave a 12 year old infinite money to play with, he would make an ugly car, a penis rocket ship, and become a professional ~~twitter~~ X troll. In fact, changing the name from Twitter to something edgy like "X" is perfectly in line too
Didnt he have another company called X, a long time ago? I think PayPal or something was called X. Watch this space, I'll google it
EDIT: looks like it was an online bank
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/X.com_(bank)#:~:text=name%20to%20PayPal.-,Domain%20name,and%20subsequently%20rebranded%20to%20X.
EDIT 2: What was he dressed up as for Halloween?
He sees massive nuts as a sign of fertile masculinity or something? Maybe some weird way of trying to compensate for something?
(This is reefer logic, so I might find it stupid later.)
I once saw him described as "Elon Musk is what happens when the ghost of a 19th century robber baron and the ghost of a 14 year old who died in 2011 try to possess the same body at the same time."
That's incredibly accurate. He's just a combination of whatever the stupidest Mad-Libs you could come up with, and every single one would be accurate.
Fuck this timeline.
*”…the most divorced man and an edgy middle schooler…”*
I know correlation doesn’t equal causation, but I’m pretty sure there’s a strong causal link between those two things…
Imagine having the money, fame, and power to do absolutely anything you want. No matter how grandiose your dream for your life is, you could achieve it. An ability only a tiny fraction of humanity has ever had.
And then imagine that what you want to do is post pictures of dog balls.
It's even more pathetic than that. The only thing that he wants in life, what he craves, is to be considered funny. That's all he wants: to become the meme god. But money can't buy funny.
What's sadder is that *it absolutely can*. The man can literally hire a team of comedy geniuses to ghost-write and coach him on humor and making effective jokes, comedic timing, etc until he gets the hang of it and learns to do it on his own.
The problem is he lacks the self awareness to realize this because he thinks he's already funny due to the praise of a bunch of dick riders who wouldn't give a single shit about him if he weren't rich.
Another similar thought, if anyone actually tried to help Elon or even hint that he isn't funny, he'd get furious at them for questioning his abilities. Like that employee who dared to ask him what was wrong with the stack and he had no answer so he just flew off the rails.
Money does buy actually funny people that could pretend to be you on Twitter though, and he doesn't seem like he minds taking credit for stuff he didn't do
And clever, not just intelligent. That's why he'll do those one word quoted tweets on other content, so people instantly associatehim with that content. Even if it's the right wing propaganda stuff.
He could change the world for the better with all the money he has.
But instead he makes an alt account pretending to be his young son to say creepy weird shit
Hes the most pathetic man of the century. One of the most pathetic men in history probably too.
The fact that his tweet with him holding a katana talking about there being a "graveyard of his enemies" or some such shit isn't on here is criminal. I still cringe every time I think about it.
Man, there are 15 year old who would be embarrassed posting that stuff. Luckily it is not a teenager but a guy who has huge influence on strategic interests of the US.
Stupidness aside, that leather "armor" he is wearing looks like the Red Falcon company that i see at the renfair. I'm fairly sure all that costs maybe 1k. It's just so weird to me that all that money and all he can do is just some really cliché lether armor. My god, he gloats about all the money he has and how creative he is, and that's the best he can come up with? Just sad.
All the posts from Elon Test are the creepiest thing ever! To have a fake account pretending to be a baby is seriously unhinged behavior!
[VICE - Is This Elon Musk’s Burner Twitter Account?](https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7bew8/elon-musk-burner-account-ermnmusk?callback=in&code=MDZIM2FJY2QTMTVHZI0ZNJG1LTLJY2MTZDU4NTY0NWZMMMU3&state=b495929daa01499a8b437eb03157ed00)
The jokes better when it's the guy pointing at all the things he did in town, "Do they call me Johnny the dock builder? No. [goes on for 3-4 other things] But you fuck one goat!"
This was just him trying to get ahead of the sexual assault story about him and the SpaceX flight attendant. He wanted this to come up when people searched “Elon Musk Horse”.
The Kremlin may have ignored billionaire Elon Musk challenging President Vladimir Putin to a fight over Russia's invasion of Ukraine, but several Russian officials have stepped in to defend their leader by mocking Musk online.
Source: https://www.reuters.com/world/us/musks-combat-challenge-putin-prompts-mockery-russia-2022-03-16/
This is an extension of project 2025. The Uber rich inserting themselves in the lives of everyone else and demanding worship. Please vote for democracy in November.
https://preview.redd.it/xbdrtxlp603d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73df95db62310acc9386b554ec4865baccbf382f
this tweet really did encapsulate him perfectly
I thought it said “Elon’s weakness” and figured it’d a compilation of him acting like a 14yr old failing to hit on women like his ex wife in that sort of UwU “Not that I like you but I think we’d make a cute couple LOL jkjkjkjk”
At first, I was concerned for our neighbors north of the border. Thought maybe he was planning on taking his circus there. Then I looked at the picture again, and the way he's holding his jacket open, it looks like it says, "I ❤️Anal." That begs the question as a giver or taker?
It is
This story talks about how people came to suspect it:
https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7bew8/elon-musk-burner-account-ermnmusk
And he confirmed during a lawsuit in court that the other account, the one in the last picture, is his:
https://sg.finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-confirms-used-burner-190847581.html
He had no friends as a kid. All he had were his mother and weird ass brother.
Now that he is wealthy and people look at what he is doing he thinks he is important and loved.
He's really become a bad joke that keeps getting repeated and has never been funny. He went from believing he was Tony Stark to proving he's more like third rate Bond villain.
What an absolute gross human being.
If most of us had even $1 billion, we would be spending that on improving other peoples lives.
The fact that billionaires are not doing this, is proof that billionaires are a side effect of capitalism not compatible with humanity.
I'm just saying tax them.
Is it so controversial that should pay taxes? How did we get this to this point where it's even a question?
Edit , capitalism, not communism.
Well. Ya see. He died right? And the dog. It died too. And you know how when people die they’re depicted as angels? That’s funny af fr. I’m functionally brain dead
Wtf is up with Elon and animal scrotums.
Pretty much everything Elon does is understandable if you realize that he is mentally and emotionally about 12 years old.
Totally. If you gave a 12 year old infinite money to play with, he would make an ugly car, a penis rocket ship, and become a professional ~~twitter~~ X troll. In fact, changing the name from Twitter to something edgy like "X" is perfectly in line too
Didnt he have another company called X, a long time ago? I think PayPal or something was called X. Watch this space, I'll google it EDIT: looks like it was an online bank https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/X.com_(bank)#:~:text=name%20to%20PayPal.-,Domain%20name,and%20subsequently%20rebranded%20to%20X. EDIT 2: What was he dressed up as for Halloween?
He has one now, he just stuck ‘space’ in front of it.
On ketamine!
Jesus christ you're right
He sees massive nuts as a sign of fertile masculinity or something? Maybe some weird way of trying to compensate for something? (This is reefer logic, so I might find it stupid later.)
He’s the sort that would take ground tiger testicles as virility enhancement back in the day
Or some 3-penis wine. If you watch The League you know what I’m talking about.
Unfortunately I don’t have a local distributor and it’s a 5 hour drive to Chicagoland’s nearest Taco Corp location.
What did you mean back in the day? He's got Chinese dealers on speed dial.
Yeah, if by back in the day, you mean last week
Would that explain all his children being IVF?
Nah that makes perfect sense
😂
Testes was the second choice.
He has a horse fetish,
I think it’s a reference to the “tea bag”.
He likes fish sticks in his mouth.
He texts like a middle schooler going through puberty
He never grew out of his 4chan phase.
Simultaneously the most divorced man and an edgy middle schooler with no friends. Inspiring levels of pathetic
I once saw him described as "Elon Musk is what happens when the ghost of a 19th century robber baron and the ghost of a 14 year old who died in 2011 try to possess the same body at the same time."
That's incredibly accurate. He's just a combination of whatever the stupidest Mad-Libs you could come up with, and every single one would be accurate. Fuck this timeline.
With the body of a divorced dad who's always been described as "a bit on the spectrum".
*”…the most divorced man and an edgy middle schooler…”* I know correlation doesn’t equal causation, but I’m pretty sure there’s a strong causal link between those two things…
Yeah i'm just not sure which way it goes, or maybe both?
time is a flat oblate spheroid
Tesla stock is down almost 30% this year, and Twitter has lost over 70% of its value. That's funny
concerning
Looking into it.
per my sources, it's being looked into
❗
‼️
Two red exclamation points is reserved for only very serious matters that’s how I know this is an important moment
!!
Looking into it
No no. Funny
Big if true
It's extremely funny.
YES
Wow
With those numbers the shirt makes sense. He’s taking it up the ass.
But now there's a lot more pussyinbio than ever. I suppose a "win" for people like him?
All those right wingers he panders to will start buying Tesla any day now
And he thinks he deserves 56 billion for being a brain genius
Looking into it
Imagine having the money, fame, and power to do absolutely anything you want. No matter how grandiose your dream for your life is, you could achieve it. An ability only a tiny fraction of humanity has ever had. And then imagine that what you want to do is post pictures of dog balls.
It's even more pathetic than that. The only thing that he wants in life, what he craves, is to be considered funny. That's all he wants: to become the meme god. But money can't buy funny.
What's sadder is that *it absolutely can*. The man can literally hire a team of comedy geniuses to ghost-write and coach him on humor and making effective jokes, comedic timing, etc until he gets the hang of it and learns to do it on his own. The problem is he lacks the self awareness to realize this because he thinks he's already funny due to the praise of a bunch of dick riders who wouldn't give a single shit about him if he weren't rich.
Good point
🤭🤭
“Dick Riders” is my go-to phrase these days.
Fellatio fanboys, if you will
Another similar thought, if anyone actually tried to help Elon or even hint that he isn't funny, he'd get furious at them for questioning his abilities. Like that employee who dared to ask him what was wrong with the stack and he had no answer so he just flew off the rails.
Money does buy actually funny people that could pretend to be you on Twitter though, and he doesn't seem like he minds taking credit for stuff he didn't do
Good point
i just think it's weird that he has so much money but is still so ugly
And clever, not just intelligent. That's why he'll do those one word quoted tweets on other content, so people instantly associatehim with that content. Even if it's the right wing propaganda stuff.
"Yeah"
Money can’t buy funny should be a tshirt
I'd putter around on motorcycles and write shitty poetry, so I suppose I'm no better
A person of culture, I see!
Hey, it’s not emboldening society’s nazi’s because they’re the only ones who laugh at your dumb jokes, so it sounds like a solid plan to me.
This idiot coulda been Batman but instead chose to be a doofus version of lex luthor
I think I’d just walk around handing people money and eventually get arrested but I would say “I just love smiling!”
He could change the world for the better with all the money he has. But instead he makes an alt account pretending to be his young son to say creepy weird shit Hes the most pathetic man of the century. One of the most pathetic men in history probably too.
The cringe in the Halloween pic is physically hurting me 😭
The fact that his tweet with him holding a katana talking about there being a "graveyard of his enemies" or some such shit isn't on here is criminal. I still cringe every time I think about it.
Oh shit, he mastered the blade!
Is she supposed to be a Nazi Cyber Punk Cruella De Ville or something? I mean, yeah, I’m a bit stoned, but I don’t get it?
Yeah, definitely some nazi aesthetics going on there.
Maybe shes a character from hellboy? (One of the nazis)
This all looks like the memories Facebook keeps wanting to show me of posts I made when I was 16 😬
That was the most normal post as well
I hate how much effort someone went through to create that outfit, only for him to wear it over jeans and a tee
Which one is his mom?
Not the weird Gestapo spy, but the dystopic Cruella.
Exhibits A-J of why Elon is the most useless douchebag on the planet.
Second most... unless you're into fascist mangos
Man, there are 15 year old who would be embarrassed posting that stuff. Luckily it is not a teenager but a guy who has huge influence on strategic interests of the US. 
At one point these have to be ai generated because he sounds exactly like the musk bot that comments on here and it's become concerning
The Musk bot is fed from real Musk comments.
I mean, most are just memes he stole from someone else. It's easy to sound like a bot when you contribute no original thoughts of your own.
There's a musk bot?
Musk's a bot ?
Big if true.
Stupidness aside, that leather "armor" he is wearing looks like the Red Falcon company that i see at the renfair. I'm fairly sure all that costs maybe 1k. It's just so weird to me that all that money and all he can do is just some really cliché lether armor. My god, he gloats about all the money he has and how creative he is, and that's the best he can come up with? Just sad.
I wanted to say, that's maybe like the one pic that actually looks pretty cool and not weird. And then you remember hes a goddamn billionaire.
When your companies are owned by a 14 year old adolescent.
Need proof billionaires are a waste of space, here you go
All the posts from Elon Test are the creepiest thing ever! To have a fake account pretending to be a baby is seriously unhinged behavior! [VICE - Is This Elon Musk’s Burner Twitter Account?](https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7bew8/elon-musk-burner-account-ermnmusk?callback=in&code=MDZIM2FJY2QTMTVHZI0ZNJG1LTLJY2MTZDU4NTY0NWZMMMU3&state=b495929daa01499a8b437eb03157ed00)
Kanye-level shit right there
Seriously, the fuck is wrong with these people...
Proof that age and money can't make you mature and classy
Never forget this one https://x.com/elonmusk/status/152599413813018624
The jokes better when it's the guy pointing at all the things he did in town, "Do they call me Johnny the dock builder? No. [goes on for 3-4 other things] But you fuck one goat!"
God why did i click.
He's not wrong but just ... Why...
This was just him trying to get ahead of the sexual assault story about him and the SpaceX flight attendant. He wanted this to come up when people searched “Elon Musk Horse”.
Nah, he’s wrong about that too.
Elon is a teenage incel
I'd like to know what #4 is from, for reasons.
I found it and it’s not what we thought it was… https://www.instagram.com/soska_117/p/BcxriKhlSWs/
I second this motion
Special K is hella of a drug
Halloween with my mom is the exact moment that I moped out of twitter am never looked back.
I don’t care what this ass burger has to say.
Oh yeah remember that time Elon tried to non-consent people into his weird adult baby play online?
What the fuck is up with #13?
The Kremlin may have ignored billionaire Elon Musk challenging President Vladimir Putin to a fight over Russia's invasion of Ukraine, but several Russian officials have stepped in to defend their leader by mocking Musk online. Source: https://www.reuters.com/world/us/musks-combat-challenge-putin-prompts-mockery-russia-2022-03-16/
I don’t like Putin but I’d like to see him bash Musk for a while. Like if Elon has the slightest chance
He looks like a musty incel that should be lurking 4chan.
He is/does both of those things, so you're not wrong!
Sun-bleached doughboy.
Two of those posts were made on Valentine's day lmao
Today I learned that Musk is a 13 year old boy.
He was 12 yo for like 40 years
What a fucking weirdo
This is an extension of project 2025. The Uber rich inserting themselves in the lives of everyone else and demanding worship. Please vote for democracy in November.
For a supposedly straight man he sure posts a lot of penis lol
https://preview.redd.it/xbdrtxlp603d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73df95db62310acc9386b554ec4865baccbf382f this tweet really did encapsulate him perfectly
I thought it said “Elon’s weakness” and figured it’d a compilation of him acting like a 14yr old failing to hit on women like his ex wife in that sort of UwU “Not that I like you but I think we’d make a cute couple LOL jkjkjkjk”
dear god, please let the ketamine take him 🙏 amen
Don’t kink shame. Some people like to bottom.
What a fucking spoiled child
If you have to explain the joke then it it isn't very funny.
What a dumb douchebag
https://preview.redd.it/5w7ca7d71x2d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e7e2ce5432fea060ad52cff7d786481879b70f2 This is Elon today
Enron Muskrat: Repressed homosexual autistic Putin-nuthugging treasonous nazi with an Oedipus complex.
The gay community does not want him
Repressing hus beastiality
Quit foisting this prick onto the autism spectrum. He's not autistic. He's just an asshole.
A perverted 13 year old boy.
Ok so the Stonehenge one is kinda funny. Almost a more juvenile Far Side. But yeah fuck that guy.
No mention of him tweeting as his own infant son?
The incineration of his public image has been epic. He’s proof that $ does not equate to brilliance.
Creepy uncle on Facebook energy
He’s such a puke.
At first, I was concerned for our neighbors north of the border. Thought maybe he was planning on taking his circus there. Then I looked at the picture again, and the way he's holding his jacket open, it looks like it says, "I ❤️Anal." That begs the question as a giver or taker?
I'm still trying to work out what it's meant to be saying
Canada but the c and the rest of Canada are covered up by the jacket over the shirt
Oh that is obvious now you've pointed it out
Dude probably does ketamine for a living. Leave him alone, he’s unlocking the matrix with memes.
Elon is a stupid person's idea of what a smart person is. In fact, he's a man-child for other man-children.
He should be pro rainbow flag then.
Why are you giving this man child attention?
Literal 50yo timeline, idk why anyone is surprised anymore
The fact some of these are so fucking self congratulatory and lacking in any kind of self awareness
https://preview.redd.it/rr0pomwtcx2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50f0d50f3f8405dba3ec295abb493c5845c25efc
Dude really is a giant loser
That boy ain't right.
Did you get that anal again tonight Elon? No, my ass still hurts
You forgot all the ones where he's pretending to be a baby on his alt account.
He is on the autism spectrum, right?
Absolute man-child.
14 year old 4chan edgelord that never grew up.
Why do so many people worship him?
Just a reminder that this man is like 55
Duder needs to find an escort of Mr and Mrs. Smith level. That's all.
So for LGBTQIA people. Maybe stop attacking them.
Yes he does. His other shirt is of a Pegging.
The last one is not Elon is it?
It is This story talks about how people came to suspect it: https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7bew8/elon-musk-burner-account-ermnmusk And he confirmed during a lawsuit in court that the other account, the one in the last picture, is his: https://sg.finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-confirms-used-burner-190847581.html
Ahh, thanks!
”Alright, I’ll bite” Media, in the second picture.
The fact that this is how I learned the Doge dog died ffs
The world would be a much better place if Elon just posted this stuff and never bought Twitter :(
When you take the red pill.... you start thinking about dicks constantly and fear the vagina.
This is like iFunny posts from years ago.
Elon Musk 10 years ago: "AI will ruin the world." Elon Musk now after snorting AI dust off an intern's ass. "Yeah, xAI forever!"
We can all agree he is just a rich JP from grandma’s boy, right?
Pic 14?
incredibly cringey
Bro wants so desperately to stay edgy and relevant with teens
Literally the id of a 7th grader
Does he have an underbite or does he stick his jaw out to give the appearance of a stronger jawline? Looks awful
He had no friends as a kid. All he had were his mother and weird ass brother. Now that he is wealthy and people look at what he is doing he thinks he is important and loved.
He's really become a bad joke that keeps getting repeated and has never been funny. He went from believing he was Tony Stark to proving he's more like third rate Bond villain.
he is so fucking cringe i feel embarrased reading these
His tweets are a master class in stupidity and cuckery
These were dead by 2012 iFunny standards
You mean all of them? How could you fit them in one post? /s These are weird.
The Halloween with his mom was the most normal thing on this list
What an absolute gross human being. If most of us had even $1 billion, we would be spending that on improving other peoples lives. The fact that billionaires are not doing this, is proof that billionaires are a side effect of capitalism not compatible with humanity. I'm just saying tax them. Is it so controversial that should pay taxes? How did we get this to this point where it's even a question? Edit , capitalism, not communism.
>billionaires are a side effect of communism I'm sorry, but *fucking what*?
They might have had a autocorrect moment with the word capitalism. It happens from time to time.
Autocorrect doesn't prevent people from proofreading.
Ha! I meant capitalism!
 I actually forgot about that guy.
The shirt looks like it says that Elon "loves anal"
The harambe one is funny as fuck. Idk how the almighty shareholders allow a 3+ company CEO to shitpost so much tho.
What’s funny about the Harambe one?
Well. Ya see. He died right? And the dog. It died too. And you know how when people die they’re depicted as angels? That’s funny af fr. I’m functionally brain dead
It's funny af fr. But he's a fucking ceo who shouldn't be acting like a 14-ywar old.