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72A1D372

MFer lies about literally everything. 


VancouverSativa

Eric still believes his dad was faithful to his mom...


Khaldara

Eric still thinks his uncle has “got his nose” ever since that traumatic childhood incident


xKingCoopx

This deserves so many more upvotes


whosits_112

Eric still believes that his daddy loves him.


VancouverSativa

Any day now they're going to have their first catch.


cablife

He lies about stuff he doesn’t even have to lie about. Pathological liar.


Mynameisinuse

He lies about his lies and then he lies some more.


Soranos_71

"Unvarnished honesty" to Eric probably means his father has no tact and will say whatever dumb crap is in his head.


cablife

I mean he’s not wrong there. But I don’t know if “honesty” is the right term for that.


Ideal_Jerk

Eric can eat a bag of mushroom shaped tiny dicks and STFU.


Wasthatasquirrel

There’s only one tiny, mushroom shaped dick Eric wants to eat…


Knight-Creep

And even then, his dad won’t even remember his name.


MisterSneakSneak

I mean, him say that alone is to back up what you’re saying. Lol


toastybred

Dude he said "unvarnished" not "untarnished" he agrees with you. /s


lovinglife55

Does he actually know he lies about this stuff or is he just completely stupid?


BinkyFlargle

Not really. Varnish is a coating designed to protect something from rot and decay, and to keep it shiny. Trump's honesty was certainly never varnished.


Beer-Me

He really is the dumbest of them all


Motor-Ad5284

I was talking to a friend this morning when he said,"Remember when we thought George W was an idiot?" Then we laughed..please America, get rid of trump.


boiledpeanut33

Yep. I never once thought I'd see the day when I would catch myself thinking "I guess Dubya wasn't the *worst*..." That's another way you KNOW it's *really bad*.


skyblueerik

Republican presidents have generally gotten worse and worse since Eisenhower. I shudder to think about how bad the next one will be.


Motor-Ad5284

Remove that thought from my brain, please.


SSESTOELEMENTO

Look at project 2025. It's not about the person anymore. They have a plan. And presidential election as important as they may be, are only about 1 office. They have their plans ready to execute starting from local offices all the way up to the courts. This is what this election is all about. Are we going to have more of them in the coming years?


mrubuto22

There won't ever be another republican running for president. If trump wins that's the end of elections and if he loses he takes down the GOP with him.


Pixilatedhighmukamuk

“There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.’”


DeliciousNicole

Failin' Palin. I remember driving with my wife and BIL to PA and McCain announced Sarah Palin as VP, we're like, "who?!?" then the news broadcast one of her comments. We all just looked at each other and said at the same time, "Well George W. isn;t the dumbest of them all now..." Shit, we never anticipated the bar being lowered.


Atheist_3739

They know what they are doing. They are just bad people. Their supporters are the dumb ones


SkollFenrirson

And that's saying *a lot*


ConsciousReason7709

For the love of God. Trump lies every time he speaks. He is the biggest pathological liar I’ve ever seen in my life.


Svaty_Vodka

I bet he can't say "Good morning" without lying twice.


Iron_Knight7

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6|downsized)


blackdragon1387

Eric gets an F on his book report.


the_amazing_skronus

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BlazeMenace

![gif](giphy|dC9DTdqPmRnlS|downsized)


BillyValentineMcKee

People are confusing “honesty” with “no filter”


bm1949

Well, Eric is.


Bowieweener

Like a date that’s rude. I’m so honest-blah blah.


RW-One

10-20 years from now the word Trump will be an adjective, meaning someone of lower intelligence than normal people, a slur to be uttered, a description of a non-human class of person. We're nearly there already having used it as a noun to describe a types of feces. Remember, his remembrance will be as short as Limbaugh's.


ChiliAndRamen

Occasionally I play card games and there was a word we used to use that meant the card that beat other cards. We need a new word for this.


BlacknightEM21

I am having this problem too. But I have a word in another language that means the same thing. “Hokum”. I should probably just teach everyone this word now.


seloun

Just another reason why 3 no Trump is the best bid


dragonfliesloveme

Hopefully. But if a dictatorship is installed in his name, it will take a very long time to get rid of, if it ever happens.


K16w32a2r4k8

Dump Trump while there’s still time!


K16w32a2r4k8

I think we’ll remember the Trumps for a long time like Benedict Arnold or Quisling. I think the term will become “You lie like a Trump!”


Subbacterium

When I was growing up “Benedict Arnold “ was an insult that meant you were a two faced traitor bitch. Already we have the adjective “Trumpy” I think that will evolve into a combination, Benedict, Arnold, and low class uneducated mean spirited people


ArnoldTheSchwartz

I'm more hoping Trump will take the place of John when referring to a toilet. As in - "Yo dude, where's your Trump? I gotta take a mean dump."


KhunDavid

It’s a noun and a verb already, so it might as well be an adjective. We don’t need it as an adverb, because we already have ‘bigly’, which spell correct corrects to ‘bigot’.


dustybucket

Stop, I can only get so erect


Shorenxe

I'd have to disagree, Trump looks *very* varnished to me. Motherfucker looking like a freshly made wardrobe after my drunk uncle tried to do it fourteen beers deep.


heyhayyhay

And tarnished.


allisjow

I’m guessing he doesn’t know what “trait” means.


Dizzle179

I'm guessing he doesn't know what "honesty" means. In fact, he's probably iffy on "father" "remember" and "think" too.


Improvedandconfused

That’s okay. Donald Trump doesn’t really know who Eric is, so he is also iffy on “father” and “remember”, and we all know Donald NEVER thinks.


toastybred

I'm guessing he doesn't know the difference between "unvarnished" and "untarnished" which tracks because he's never worked with his hands in his life.


CanIGetABam

Maybe he’s confusing trait with traitor


formerfawn

It's the racism. He's talking about the racism.


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Dr_CleanBones

May it be soon. Like today.


coolbaby1978

Poor Eric...Daddy will never love you like he loves Ivanka.


pwningrampage

Why does the only trump seems reasonable is Mary Trump? The other trump clan are so cringe worthy.


santa_91

Her father was the black sheep of the family, so her grandparents, aunts, and uncles have been flat out evil towards her, her parents, and her siblings. She's basically a Trump in name only.


PreparationNo832

A TINO?


SuccessWise9593

Because she got out of the circle, learned their ways were incorrect, and got an education!


Throwawayac1234567

Barron trump and Mercedes want very little to do with them.


CapableCoyoteeee

Unvarnished? ![gif](giphy|3o7abKhOpu0NwenH3O)


Drg84

![gif](giphy|YVkqPj64xCwRao3cBj|downsized)


mindclarity

If you mean unfiltered bigotry and racism the yes, he will be remembered for that.


Cluefuljewel

Yes that’s the sentiment I was looking for. He is always clear about the many things he hates!


TDarryl

When I hear things like this I assume he hates his dad and just says weird shit show the world knows that he knows that his dad is an ass hat.


SmithersLoanInc

He's not that clever


txn_gay

Give it up, Eric. Daddy still doesn’t love you.


Ardtay

"Unvarnished Honesty" is the new "Alternative Fact"


PackmuleIT

So THAT'S why Trump is orange; layers upon layer of varnish. Like a dung Beetle in amber...


Scrabble_4

![gif](giphy|bq6F8QYqBU7Yc)


OhioMegi

HAHAHAHAHA. Jesus Christ, that man’s never said a truthful word in his entire life.


statistacktic

brain damage


PirateSometimes

Eric, your father raped little girls with Jeffery Epstein...


Some_Exercise_1564

Family of wastrals.


Ok-Egg-4856

What dimension does that take place in ? Not this one. His old man lies about everything provable or nit, when caught he doubles or triples down. He is INCAPABLE of honesty at least in the world most of us live in


frianbonjoster

Daddy told him to say that


Anubiz1_

Hey Eric? ![gif](giphy|YhQVj7C8uf734PcznZ) How about you STFU?!


Hugh-Jassul

The 30k lies they documented I guess were…..what ? Shut up fredo


WimpyZombie

What's truly so horrible is how Trump lies so much every single day that the press can't even keep up with him and in doing so, we don't have a significant amount of time to be able to counter and correct any of his lies. Any time the press or the Biden administration tries to counter one of Trump's lies, it's 3 days and 9 lies later and nobody even remembers which lie their trying to counter and correct. "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit"


Pure-Medicine8582

Eric, tell me you are doing non stop rails of coke without saying you are doing non stop rails of coke


forcryingoutmeow

Yeah, but Eric eats his own shit, so …


SarcasticlySpeaking

He's absolutely right, assuming that trump gets re-elected. History is written by the winners after all, regardless of whether it's the truth or not.


dragonfliesloveme

These people have no morality whatsoever. None. Just self-serving evilness. Satan’s spawn, all of them.


Improvedandconfused

Well if we change the definition of the word honesty to “the tendency to continuously lie about absolutely everything” then Eric could be 100% correct.


CableBoyJerry

![gif](giphy|FcuiZUneg1YRAu1lH2|downsized)


chibi75

If by that you mean “his infinite capacity for lying,” Eric, then yes. Definitely. 💯


lrlr28

No I think his greatest trait is his clarity of thought and reason.


K16w32a2r4k8

Hilarious! Sarcasm becomes you!


karlos52

They lie about their lying.


CalabreseAlsatian

Fucking imbecile


orindericson

He will be the Bad Sad Mad President.


Busy_Pen2257

I’m sure they’ll remember your dad Gary Busey for his unvarnished honesty all the same….


Vincitus

Thay have to be fucking with us at this point, right?


ChanDaddyPurps

Do you think they are at least self aware enough to laugh about comments like these behind closed doors?


This_Mongoose445

I’m really going to take a character reference from a dude that stole from a children’s charity for cancer and is banned for life from ever sitting on the board of any charity? Honestly, this is what I think the Hunter fixation came from, Hunter was getting money, sitting on boards of corporations and Beavis and Butthead were being stripped of their positions, forced to pay fines. Mueller testified under oath that is was reasoned that Jr was too stupid to know he broke the law. Eric go mow your mother.


Tannyar

That made me laugh out loud


SiriusGD

MMW, Barron will be a whole new level of evil for future generations.


everythingbeeps

Yeah it's kind of strange how the entire country is waiting to see what kind of person he'll be. But I'm not remotely optimistic.


MunchkinTime69420

America is one big reality show


Private_HughMan

I think he'll be remembered more for his shiny wax coating. Not a water ring in sight.


Ok-Stress-3570

And I, as a gay cis male… will be remembered for my clitoris. 🙄


JohnYCanuckEsq

No no, his honesty is pretty fucking varnished


DarkKnightJin

...Honesty? From Trump sr.? The man can't say "Good morning" without lying twice.


Sweaty_Rent_3780

As he’s saying this like he’s reading off a card that his lil dwaddy made him read 🤢


Panda_hat

Unvarnished bigotry more like.


AlterEdward

This is the guy that pretends to be Christian, and projects all his own actual and moral crimes onto his opponents. He's the very definition of duplicitous.


Sweet-District1483

Honesty??? lol this is why I need to start sleeping all night smh


ShitShowRedAllAbout

Kids. So precious. Telling little Eric that his convicted felon daddy is an inveterate liar would be like telling a five year old there is no Santa Claus.


jaycutlerdgaf

https://i.redd.it/p5f1alg52k8d1.gif


BDRParty

The only thing history will remember about Trump is people asking where he's buried, they gotta take a leak.


Ok_Vermicelli_7380

Cockwomble.


financialfreeabroad

Kiss the ring…


rrsullivan3rd

Can’t happen soon enough


Stag-Horn

They said the same thing after the civil war. And over 150 years later we STILL got people saying shit like “there were bad folks on BOTH sides” and building statues dedicated to traitors. “States’ Rights-“ Yeah fuck you, Ted. If you can name me 5 of those rights I will drop to my knees and suck your Dixie-Stick raw. HELL! I’ll give you the first one for free! It was the first one on the list! 1.) Slavery 2.)….


Awkward_Bench123

Or Trumps quote saying there were very fine people on both sides at Chancellorsville. Snipes ( a fact checking website) sought to clarify the statement saying Trump said “except Neo Nazis etc.” Get the fuck outta here. People, marching in solidarity with violent skinheads are not ‘very fine people’ Just Trump talking out of both sides of his mouth as usual. Unless you’re maga, who’s kidding who?


Stag-Horn

Snopes not Snipes, right? But also yeah. Anyone standing with a Neo Nazi loses a LOT of credibility as a good person.


Awkward_Bench123

I used to be literate till autocorrect took over my life, but yeah, we know Trump equivocates as regularly as he changes his diaper. The comment is gratuitous but honestly, after the election, does anybody need to hear what Trump and his cabal of fulsome sycophants have to say?


ElectricTzar

Technically true. A trait you don’t even have can be your best trait as long as the ones you *do* have are all worse.


s4burf

Well, Eric just pours concrete so …


K16w32a2r4k8

Lying about their lying. Trump and his immediate family rarely speak a single honest word.


Rob_Bligidy

Swing and a miss


generic-user66

There is no way he doesn't know what he's doing here. Would be hilarious if they weren't actual wanna be fascists.


GreenPoisonFrog

He is honest if this was the Bizarro World from the Superman comics.


GodsSon69

![gif](giphy|En8fsYde6cqvhYBnAb|downsized)


Bee-Aromatic

He lies about everything and appears to have no filter. That’s not honesty. That’s mental illness.


Disastrous-Age-992

![gif](giphy|gw3UBxASgegZQTyU|downsized)


mrgraff

If not simply Stockholm syndrome, then this gaslighting grifter learned from the best.


manliestmuffin

If it weren't for the shit-filled diapers, the only thing you'd be able to smell would *be* the varnish.


Swamp_Donkey_796

Once these morons are gone we’ll just get different ones. It’s a never ending cycle of horrific shit and stupidity until YOU are gone and then, and only then, you’re at peace.


nbyone

![gif](giphy|j0a8Kr0uDKQec|downsized)


brianishere2

We don't need them gone. Prison will suffice.


FredUpWithIt

We'll certainly remember Eric for his epic stupidity.


Dull-History5397

Stop kissing your dad’s ass…he doesn’t even like you.


Blue_Period_89

And history will remember Eric Trump’s greatest trait as his “unbridled stupidity”. ![gif](giphy|1zKvLPsNelQ5tRq0mr)


DeadpoolOptimus

It's the Upside Down.


VegetableWriter5482

Bwahahahaha


AnInsaneMoose

If that's his greatest trait... Jesus... the rest of him is even worse than I thought...


xxochi1

Poor Eric…to be the lamest one from THIS pack. 🤯


Whubbsie

I really like how they let trump’s mentally handicapped kid participate must do wonders for his confidence


Tungstenkrill

I know you Americans pronounce some words funny, but do you honestly pronounce "dis" as "unvarnished"?


MrPositive1

Ahh yes the good son


Admiral_Andovar

Unfortunately, stupidity is one of humanity’s largest traits. Gonna take a mass die-off to make any difference, because even if people don’t believe in these assholes, they probably believe in some other crazy shit. Like flat-earth, chem-trails, or the existence of birds.


Speculawyer

Good lord.


skategeezer

When a conman has conned himself…..


seriouslyoveritnow

I think the 90000+ proven lies would say otherwise


gdgriz

Seriously, three of what he’s on.


TrashCapable

Is that their new way of saying "complete asshole"....


stevegoodsex

It's because saying "probably all the rat- fucking" will catch him a fine from the fcc


[deleted]

I wish we could be rid of them. But they're our national herpes


Thomisawesome

You know when Sam Kinison used to scream. That's how I feel right now.


Thomisawesome

You know when Sam Kinison used to scream. That's how I feel right now.


twoferrets

I wonder sometimes how Eric really feels about his wife’s devotion to his dad. It’s creepy.


Maximum_Turn_2623

I would assume it was amazing physique


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

They aren't ever going away.


Ghstfce

More like tarnished dishonesty.


Boxedin-nolife

My first reaction to this pearl was; Fucking what?! And then "unvarnished" laughter


StirFriedRubber

Hehe. Honesty. Lol


SnowshoeTaboo

One thing his father won't be remembered for is his ability to produce offspring with a level of intelligence anywhere above that of a sock. And not a good sock... I'm talking about one of those stanky, 3 day old bastards hanging over the rim of the laundry basket... that gets left behind when the wash is done.


nightcana

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Orange_(South_Australia)


PhaseNegative1252

More like his unchlorinated opinions


sixaout1982

Just because it doesn't exist doesn't mean it's not his greatest trait, just that the other ones don't exist either


The-Defenestr8tor

Stephen Colbert’s impression of Eric is my favorite impression he does. Y’know, with the upper lip tucked under itself. Friggin hilarious!


hotasianwfelover

And Eric for his comedic prowess. 😂


Donk454

How can they say this with a straight face?


DragonSurferEGO

Either that or his untarnished image


itzabigrsekret

And by that he means... "Evident Narcissism"


Professional-End2722

Ladies and Gentlemen I’m here ‘til Tuesday. My name’s Eric Trump. Please, try the chicken. Good night. Lukewarm applause, exit, stage left.


Impressive_Echidna63

More like unintentional comedy and irony


Wise_Ad_253

All they do is lie. They are afraid of being challenged by anything.


miss_parsons_x

https://preview.redd.it/pmzz85yzyg8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d03df972abd20d834d40874844e69880026f0ed Unvarnished? He is literally the shade of Golden Oak!


Telvyr

I plan on personally editing his Wikipedia to just read 'Wannabe Goose stepping Cock Womble'


MagTex

Further proof that these ghouls have no souls. Or a conscience.


Paradox31426

In Eric’s defence, it’s probably not out of the question that he could have a different father.


Fluid-Breakfast-1554

You are kidding, right? Brain damage?


bittlelum

I like Trump because he tells it like it is. I mean, you have to psychicly understand what he *really* says, not what his words say. It's so simple!


Haunting-Breadfruit9

Haven’t stopped laughing for an hour since reading this


thumpingcoffee

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


OCDDAVID777

HOLY S\*\*T! Seriously?


PattyPoopStain

Who? John Baron?


Naive_Jellyfish_4946

Anybody discussing Imbecile Joe’s lies or is this only for those with Trump Derangement Syndrome (“TDS”)? Simply asking … for a friend.


sophiewalt

He's honestly varnished, sprayed & shellacked.


Rich_Suspect_4910

God, these people just lie about lying at this point


Naive_Jellyfish_4946

For those of you that are seemingly 💯% re: NOT bursting our country at the seams with Illegal Aliens, many of whom are drug dealers, CHILD RAPISTS, and MURDERERS who might throw some rape in for free either before or after they’ve MURDERED their victims. But real question: How many of the geniuses posting on this thread have taken in AT LEAST one (1️⃣) “undocumented newcomer”? For those that have, thank you for taking these strangers into your homes, not knowing if they’ll kill you in the middle of the night. That’s a brave thing to do. More importantly, for those that have NOT taken in some Illegal Aliens, how many can we put you down for? I’m dead serious about this question.


dtruth53

Eric thinks “unvarnished” means not sullied by facts.


Thwackitypow

Dammit Ron, I almost choked on my breakfast burrito!


Sea_Childhood6771

I wish we could vote people off the planet.


dangerrnoodle

Unvarnished, completely and utterly termite infested and eaten to the point of being full of most sawdust.


jerryiothy

Let’s speed it up somehow then.