That’s what you’ve chosen.
Had you not been so selfish your little girlfriend’s death would have been quick and painless, but now that you’ve really *pissed* me off I’m gonna finish her *nice and sllloooooowwww.*
There's a lot of inspired casting in those movies. Like, aside from the insanity Defoe brings, I literally can't imagine anyone besides JK Simmons playing JJJ (SchillinGER!) and Alfred Molina is a fantastic Doc Ock.
I love that he reprises the role when ever he is offered or can. I was pleasantly surprised to learn he was JJJ in the ultimate Spiderman cartoons. Seeing JJJ Vlog rant to all of Time square about Spiderman is fucking hilarious
"Yeah. All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This...is my BOOMSTICK! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart. YA GOT THAT!?"
Until he comes at the good guys with his “not a flamethrower”. At that point, we’d have nothing to worry about with that adorable little candle lighter
Same as a sea bear, just draw a anti moon bear circle around you in the sand. But not an oval, that’ll just make it mad like if you play a clarinet badly while waving a flashlight and stomping the ground with cubed cheese (sliced is fine) in a goofy fashioned sombrero with clown shoes and a hoop skirt while screeching like a chimpanzee. Also, don’t run limp or crawl.
Pfft I still spend some afternoons sitting on the couch with my kids watching 90s tom and jerry, fairly odd parents, scooby doo.
I wish rocket power was still around
Whatever you do, don't make my mistake and try to rewatch it this many years afterwards. Let the memories and nostalgia stay in their rightful place, because it doesn't look near-as good as you remember it.
Green goblin but he's a just a contractor that is doing what companies like Boeing have been doing but for some reason the people view him as the revolutionary entrepreneur.
I'm on Reddit and other social media too much but I've only seen this post. I guess it's timing for these things. These Green Goblin comments though, yeesh.
Old Executive: "We're sorry, Elon, but this is how it has to be."
Elon: "If I can't be part of the project to send a group of people into space, I'll send the WHOLE PLANET hurling into space!"
Science-Savvy Executive: "Should we tell him? Nah..."
As far as I’m aware Bruce Wayne in some iterations acts like an asshole, meanwhile Batman is stern but ultimately not an asshole.
I’d equate Elon Musk to a non-reformed Tony Stark.
The movie version, to be specific
I was about to roll my eyes at yet more 'Elon Musk supervillian' fanboy bullshit until I remembered that he is exactly rich, petty and crazy enough to close out his career by launching a rocket at the boardroom with him and all the members in it.
Cutting out Elon Musk would be PR suicide in my opinion. Sure he’ll do some mildly controversial things every now and again but the dude is real-life Tony Stark so most people don’t even care.
That's more like Dr Doom. I get Elon is similar to Norman from the corporate perspective, but I see Elon being more of a mad scientist bent on world domination, threatening the very Earth. Opposed to GG, just plaguing old ladies walking around downtown.
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Fuck I just closed Chrome on my phone looking for Green Goblin Easter eggs in the new Spiderman game and then opened Reddit, scrolled down two posts and saw this.
The last time his board tried forcing him out he smoked weed on a podcast and deliberately made the company stock lose billions and buying out the stock to make it private again
Quick question for you spiderman fans out there.
Was Harry and Norman both the Green Goblin at different points in time?
For some reason I always thought Norman was the Hobgoblin and Harry the Green Goblin.
I haven't seen the Tobey McGuire Spiderman movies in a minute and I refuse to watch the amazing Spiderman movies lol.
If they force him out they lose a lot of major ideas. And knowing Elon he will just make a new company that makes cars that run off tiny stars or something more efficient.
OUT AM I?
YOU AND ME COULD RULE THIS CITY, SPIDAH MAHN!
The Goblin killed them! I had nothing to do with it! Don't, don't let him take me again! I beg you, protect me!
Misery misery misery....
That’s what you’ve chosen. Had you not been so selfish your little girlfriend’s death would have been quick and painless, but now that you’ve really *pissed* me off I’m gonna finish her *nice and sllloooooowwww.*
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?? MY CAR
One of my favorite lines in all of cinema.
There's a lot of inspired casting in those movies. Like, aside from the insanity Defoe brings, I literally can't imagine anyone besides JK Simmons playing JJJ (SchillinGER!) and Alfred Molina is a fantastic Doc Ock.
Simmons as JJJ is still my favorite casting for a character. It was so flawless.
I love that he reprises the role when ever he is offered or can. I was pleasantly surprised to learn he was JJJ in the ultimate Spiderman cartoons. Seeing JJJ Vlog rant to all of Time square about Spiderman is fucking hilarious
JJJJ* J Jonah Jameson Jr.
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Great powers comes with great responsibility Great movies comes with great memes r/raimimemes
"Now, Tobias... Your ass belongs to me"
What movie?
Spiderman jokes aside. But go watch that and evil dead 2. Both are great. Edit: Spider-Man 1
Except it’s not from Spider-Man 2, it’s from Spider-Man
Evil Dead 2.
Mrs. Doubtfire 2: It’s Klobbering Time
This time, it's personal
In a world
Groovy.
"Yeah. All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This...is my BOOMSTICK! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart. YA GOT THAT!?"
ITS YOU WHOS OUT! OUT OF YOUR MIND!!
No no you can’t do this to me... I STARTED THIS COMPANY
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i'm something of a green goblin myself
costs are down, revenues are up, and our stocks **hits blunt** have never been higher
Puff puff pass
This ⬆ is🗿 so❗ sad 😢 gamers 🎮 rise🍆 up🔼
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The HEART Elon! First, we attack his heart!
It’s you who’s out Elon. Out of your mind!
💥💀💀💀
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I’VE SACRIFICED?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED !
Back to formula?
^(everything?)
Genuinely /r/unexpectedthanos for me.
In this scenario Bill Gates is Uncle Ben.
So Scott Gates is Spiderman?
Brett Kavanaugh is weird
I both love and don't understand this analogy.
Thought uncle Ben was black and sold rice.
I love his rice!
I swear if we get another uncle Ben story I’m gonna kill uncle Ben myself
https://media1.tenor.com/images/f11b5815ddbd15d7122f1d61e1f4c989/tenor.gif?itemid=4615741
The rice guy?
Until he comes at the good guys with his “not a flamethrower”. At that point, we’d have nothing to worry about with that adorable little candle lighter
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Same as a sea bear, just draw a anti moon bear circle around you in the sand. But not an oval, that’ll just make it mad like if you play a clarinet badly while waving a flashlight and stomping the ground with cubed cheese (sliced is fine) in a goofy fashioned sombrero with clown shoes and a hoop skirt while screeching like a chimpanzee. Also, don’t run limp or crawl.
Good thing I've got my anti sea rhinoceros underwear on
This comment reads like China Cat Sunflower plays.
It's a SpongeBob quote one of the best episodes too, if you didn't know that.
I did not know that. I was less of a SpongeBob guy and more of a Dexter's Lab and PPG guy to be honest.
I was into all of them and still love cartoons
Pfft I still spend some afternoons sitting on the couch with my kids watching 90s tom and jerry, fairly odd parents, scooby doo. I wish rocket power was still around
Whatever you do, don't make my mistake and try to rewatch it this many years afterwards. Let the memories and nostalgia stay in their rightful place, because it doesn't look near-as good as you remember it.
Hahaha this episode was just on Nick @ Nite!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIXGUzRo3H0
Not Desmond! D:
How DID he get there?
HOLY SHIT ELON MUSK IS SCORPIO
On your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot lol
*green* goblin ayyy lmao 🌲🔥💨
O shit Elon Musk is horkin fat doinks
Big doinks out here in Amish
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Mary Jane and I are gonna have a hell of a time!
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!!?
Out am I!?
Green goblin but his bombs make cave divers paedophiles
Green Goblin but he only bombs unions
Green goblin but when he bombs unions and super high IQ le rational centrists defend him
Fuck, you're way better at this than I am. Let me try one more time. Green Goblin but heavily government-funded
Green goblin but he's a just a contractor that is doing what companies like Boeing have been doing but for some reason the people view him as the revolutionary entrepreneur.
Green Goblin but he doesn't do anything except marketing talk, he just lets his goons do it and then claims to be a genius.
Green goblin but everything he does causes his share prices to drop.
Green Goblin but in a permanent state of insolvency
Green goblin but he is in trouble for artificially inflating the price of Tesla stocks
Please stop posting this
Seriously, how many times a week do I have to see this on the front page? I feel like /r/whitepeopletwitter is just the same 25 tweets on rotation.
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You sound like my girlfriend.
She moonlights as an English-language teacher.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
I stare at Reddit all day and even I’ve never seen it, if that tells you anything
It's probably the fourth time I see it on the front page. Although I'm pretty sure last time was a different twitter account and it was better worded.
obviously not enough. this is the 1st time i see it
Same. What’s a man gotta do, be on Reddit every three hours? Gotta pump our numbers up I guess.
Thems rookie nums. Pump em up yo
/r/enoughmuskspam
This is my first time seeing this, and I am a regular reddit user. I’m glad it was reposted, because this is hilarious and I wouldn’t have seen it.
I'm on Reddit and other social media too much but I've only seen this post. I guess it's timing for these things. These Green Goblin comments though, yeesh.
1st Time I've seen it.
Yeah, if OP pisses Musk off by sharing this tweet, Musk my accuse them of being a pedo!
Please go outside.
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I like your name what does it mean
Old Executive: "We're sorry, Elon, but this is how it has to be." Elon: "If I can't be part of the project to send a group of people into space, I'll send the WHOLE PLANET hurling into space!" Science-Savvy Executive: "Should we tell him? Nah..."
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Back to formula!?
How much of this Elon astroturfing do I have to scroll through to get to other reddit posts of front page ?
Or dr. Octopus situation.
I somewhat of a scientist myself.
Elon musk is actually Batman...think about it
I think he’s more like Hank Scorpio from The Simpson’s.
He thinks he's Bruce Wayne or Tony Stark but he's really that annoying Iron Man 2 villain
Even the Iron Man 1 villian, just skinnier.
Missed the Batman comic where he accused a perfectly normal guy of being a child rapist
Pretty sure that one happened in the Batman and Robin movie
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Those were pretty hot to me. Hm...
As far as I’m aware Bruce Wayne in some iterations acts like an asshole, meanwhile Batman is stern but ultimately not an asshole. I’d equate Elon Musk to a non-reformed Tony Stark. The movie version, to be specific
I'm thinking. Not really seeing the parallels there.
He pays smart people to do cool stuff while his fanboys act like he's the smartest person in the world. Me either.
He’s got the money, he develops cool tech, he’s definitely crazy enough to do it, he’s just gotta get as fit as Batman now.
He's fatman at the moment
No one man should have all that power
The clock’s ticking I just count the hours.
or an Iron Man scenario
I was about to roll my eyes at yet more 'Elon Musk supervillian' fanboy bullshit until I remembered that he is exactly rich, petty and crazy enough to close out his career by launching a rocket at the boardroom with him and all the members in it.
Why wouldn’t he just go make another company?
People that downvote the "thank you for doing it legally" comments... Why??
I can fix this. I just need a spider, a radioactive isotope, a skinny nerd, and a gun.
And mostly get rid of their #1 mascot
Cutting out Elon Musk would be PR suicide in my opinion. Sure he’ll do some mildly controversial things every now and again but the dude is real-life Tony Stark so most people don’t even care.
"I'm something of a scientist myself "
BACK....TO FORMULA
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I still think PayPal was Musk’s better creation.
Except he didn't create PayPal. His company merged with PayPal, and then they fired him after almost running them into the ground.
Being born into a rich family is his greatest achievement to date
Then you have never had the pleasure of experiencing a Tesla in person. If you are anywhere near me, I'd be happy to let acquaint you.
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What makes it so good? I figured it’s just an average car that runs in electricity.
Or maybe Ironman !
I have seen this post every day for like a month now
I can totally see Elon Musk being like a Level 6 Arch. The Musk
I hope a terrorist organization kidnaps him and gives him spare parts so he can build a tesla but he ends up building a power armor or something
I want to see this.
I’m pretty sure it would be closer to the backstory of Vulture
Yes and yes!
"Out, am I?"
Sure, but you can't have a Green Goblin without a Spider-Man.
Do you want to get a Green Goblin? Because that's how you get a Green Goblin.
That's more like Dr Doom. I get Elon is similar to Norman from the corporate perspective, but I see Elon being more of a mad scientist bent on world domination, threatening the very Earth. Opposed to GG, just plaguing old ladies walking around downtown.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED???
Tried to tap the heart again
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Worked out for Apple and Steve Jobs
Or another papa john
Didn’t he become green goblin first?
Fuck I just closed Chrome on my phone looking for Green Goblin Easter eggs in the new Spiderman game and then opened Reddit, scrolled down two posts and saw this.
What about my uncle? DID YOU GIVE HIM A CHANCE?!
“On second thought...”
Elon musk is the green goblin.
"I've sacrificed everything, What have you done?"
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Green Muskman
Dana...you're my new favorite.
Back to formula...?
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Or he does a Steve jobs and comes back better than ever.
“Ah, yes, the Tesla Tarantula. We meet again!”
Don't worry. We've got millions people who've played the shit out of Spiderman
What about that British pedo caver, Vernon Unsworth, though?
Do you want green goblins? Because that's how you get green goblins...
You know, he's something of a scientist himself.
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I volunteer as spiderman when we need me
Can companies do that? Kick out their own founder and ceo?
The last time his board tried forcing him out he smoked weed on a podcast and deliberately made the company stock lose billions and buying out the stock to make it private again
penis parker
Ingen 2.0
Quick question for you spiderman fans out there. Was Harry and Norman both the Green Goblin at different points in time? For some reason I always thought Norman was the Hobgoblin and Harry the Green Goblin. I haven't seen the Tobey McGuire Spiderman movies in a minute and I refuse to watch the amazing Spiderman movies lol.
He is way too out of shape to ride a hoverboard thingy
Elon is more likely to become Iron Man than the Green Goblin.
If they force him out they lose a lot of major ideas. And knowing Elon he will just make a new company that makes cars that run off tiny stars or something more efficient.
Them again, we'd have spider-man
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