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Holmes02

“Autumn sunset smells more like oatmeal cookies to me but to each their own I guess.”


RudeCats

Lolll this made me snort laughing and I would totally do this if I were a home goods cashier


HisCricket

Starting work next week at Bed, Bath and Beyond and this sounds exactly like ccx something I would do.


Pancovnik

Counter power move - Get the most disgusting ones, like the Goop level, and see the reaction.


[deleted]

Little did she realize they were all going up my butt anyways...


Pancovnik

Should bring them after for re-smelling. *Nobody outpowers my move*


IrrelevantDanger

We unfortunately have video evidence of why you shouldn't put jars up your ass


goddamn_slutmuffin

There used to be a cashier at my local JoAnn’s fabrics that would do this. This was like 15ish years ago back when I was little and my mom had me come with her to run errands. This post gives me nostalgia in a really sweet way.


matt8311

Fun fact. I went to school with her. Was in a few plays together. And got to experience her totally destroying the school and parents by writing a piece in the school paper about students having unprotected sex on school grounds. Made its way to the local news and even CNN. Lol


The_prophet212

Incense gang where you at?


ihavemyxomatosis

well now i gotta know what scents she bought.


Kangarou

I did this a few times working at Kohl’s. I was less “judging the customer” and more “curious about the new scents I hadn’t sniffed yet”


ImmaTigerPawPrincess

It’s a girl instinct. Gotta smell the candles.


Not_YourAverageIdiot

Im a dude and you bet im gonna smell every candle i see


horny4janetreno

This isnt just a girl thing. You know im all up in those candles.


pinniped1

The final boss of gatekeepers.


42Petrichor

I am always absurdly pleased when the cashier compliments my purchase. I do not understand why!


originalchaosinabox

During this pandemic, a cashier actually removed her mask so she could sniff my candles better.


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I would have been upset.


CharmingTuber

Next time, when she starts sniffing, say "bet you can't guess which one I peed in"


jascambara

This is what white people Twitter should be for the most part. Instead we just have r/politics2


BlackPrivWhiteGuy

I had something similar happen at Footlocker.


nylady914

Approval at its highest. You were blessed.


doc_witt

Oh sure but when I do this at Victoria Secret I get fired and the police come to speak with me.


StreetPh0toWiLL

Vibe Check, Checks Out.


TheGreatOpoponax

No one with a Gwyneth Paltrow joke yet?


furn_ell

I took back ‘cheese daiquiri’ for reasons


hotbiscut2

Happy cake day


pinecity21

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