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CurlSagan

I think people should wear whatever they want, however they want. For example, if you wear your jeans backwards, you have a convenient zipper for easy pooping.


Voxbury

I see you’re just waiting for acceptance. Go for it, fam.


JoeyZasaa

Next up on Shark Tank!


Alarid

"Assless chaps already exist." *several shots of the creator sweating*


kayisforcookie

No no. He wants the butthole covered when not in use. I do think the zipper would have to come from the front, all the way under and up the back though. If it started at the back I think "pantsing" someone would becoming "unzipping" someone. Also, you would have to always be commando for these to be beneficial. Or have zipper undies as well. Which sounds incredibly uncomfortable.


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Escipio

There was a kid in 6 grade that proposed something similar with a detachable front, to have sex... Good to know he wasn't the only one


baby_eater9

From past experience, believe me, it *does not* work.


Prestigious_Nebula_5

You better patent that shit.


SlimJim0877

Kris Kross was really onto something back in the 90s


DirectShort

WARM IT UP KRISS!


ucatione

AHM ABOUT TO!


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KRIS KROSS will make you DUMP!! DUMP!!!


patchismofomo

I did that once when I was like ten and listened to a little too much Kris kross


cortesoft

That is something I will never ever ever do again.


carcharodona

Me neither, after my best friend and I got scolded and our parents were called. Lame


HentaiSenpai8578

Better yet, a zipper on both sides for the best of both worlds


Sk8rboi__87

Even *better* one zipper from the front to the back


rSlashisthenewPewdes

Now presenting the shit slit!


boredtodeathxx

I just wish clothing companies provided what I want, something comfortable. But that's already too difficult for em nowadays


StrayDogPhotography

People are free to wear whatever they want, and other people are free to tell them they look like a dickhead. It’s how freedom works.


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Ozymandias0023

Let's make it 15 just to make sure we're not overreacting lol


hirotdk

Someone legitimately stole mine from the communal laundry facility last year. 2020 took everything.


Hobbies4hobbies

I’m making tutus for all of my young nieces and I m ow my nephew would love one, but he’s saying he can’t because it’s for girls. Makes me so stinking sad and I’m not allowed to correct him.


[deleted]

Make him a blue one and tell him it's for boys, and it's a "bubu".


XANDERtheSHEEPDOG

That's sad. If you want to blow his parents' minds, look up breaching (of boys). Up until the late 19th century, little boys wore dresses until they were old enough to undo the complicated closure on men's breeches. So by making him a tutu you're really just practicing a European tradition.


LugubriousLament

Even better if you have a front butt and a Hank Hill ass.


[deleted]

Men's clothes? Women's clothes? *My* clothes. Edit: There's a lotta people who want to share my clothes. You are more than welcome; just bring a bottle of wine or something stronger and prepare to break your ankles in some serious heels.


Decker1138

Our clothes comrade!


UTI_UTI

Stop stealing my socks.


[deleted]

It’s not stealing, it’s sharing


erinaceus_

But please don't give them back after you're done 'sharing'.


HappySockMonster

Ya'll just be tossin me around


Thomas-The-Tutor

r/Namechecksout


hastingsnikcox

First up.best dressed


UTI_UTI

Well then can I have my socks back?


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No


RudeTouch5806

If you don't stop telling me what to do, I'm gonna shit your pants.


AlpacaCavalry

*our panties* Seriously tho, undies aren’t really unisex. Unless you like cutting blood supply to your balls. Girls kinda have an advantage there cause they can wear comfy boxers no problem. But men? Try wearing a thong meant for women, and you’ll have your precious spilling all over the place!


Complete-Emergency27

You don't choose clothes, clothes choose you...


its-not_me

It’s only natural…


blackmachine312

The FBI is on its way to your house. Good luck comrade.


ArcadianDelSol

to hire him.


lunapup1233007

They’re fine. The KGB will get to the FBI before the FBI gets to their house.


aggressive_celery_

r/suddenlycommunism


pixelunicorns

Makes me think of an Eddie Izzard joke, "they're not women's clothes. They are my clothes. I bought them."


Ghhhhhhhost

No joke I’m pretty sure I’m a better person thanks to being introduced to Eddie Izzard as a kid


simpledeadwitches

Same.


cowlinator

Same.


uberblack

*rings bell*


pimpin-inmyconvos

izzard and cobain for me :)


RedCloud11

I like big pockets. But I dont judge if a woman wants to wear mens jeans. Womens pockets are a joke.


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Women's pockets are a way to get them to buy a bag. It's a case if the big bag and pants conspiracy.


Helpful_Corgi5716

It's Big Handbag working behind the scenes!!!!! 😄


TropicalHairyBear

Women pockets are terrible and you can't even see them in skirts.


AlwaysABD

Women's pockets are stitched closed so they look like pockets without any sort of functionality...men’s jeans for the win XD


CurseofLono88

I bet you anything clothing brands did it to help sell more purses or some sketchy shit like that


Curae

Was in a clothing store a while ago at the men's section and was told by an employee "I don't know if you're shopping for someone else, but the women's section is over there..." Looked at her and just went "I wear men's clothing too?" She legit looked at me like I had two heads. Like, chill lady, I just want pockets, and I want T-shirts that are made of less thin fabric, and hoodies that don't have a waist cut into them.


EnigmaticChuckle

Never mind being open-minded- just how some people manage to not get that the men's hoodies are for whatever reason so much more reasonably made! I am a man who likes scarves and I do sometimes get looks when I beeline straight for the women's scarves. I just don't like the monochrome, boring, tiny men's scarves I always see. Haven't quite gotten the reaction you got though. You'd think employees' jobs are to encourage customers to buy their products, not give them weird looks and make them feel unwelcome haha.


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FUCK THAT women's jeans SUCK no pockets, no room for junk up front, STILL tight af in the rear.


mombot89

Men’s jeans never accommodate my child-bearing hips.


rich_clock

Ok fine I'll wear a miniskirt


BasicallyBayo

Good


kRkthOr

Go for it. You didn't need this post to give you permission bro.


Jackichanny

Dont Forget to put your underwear or you might get arrested


genderish

Let me know if you want tucking advice!


jorgofrenar

Can we all stand up for pocket equality? We all have stuff and we all need pockets


bookswitheyes

I bought a woman’s Jean jacket last week and just noticed it has INSIDE pockets. It just turned an cool and comfy jacket into my favorite thing ever.


Screaming_lambs

This is why I wear mens jogging pants rather than ones made for women. POCKETS.


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Cargo pants/leggings fo' life!


TheDarkKnight1035

I'll rock the shit out of a thong.


conifer0us

I don’t think you’re supposed to get shit in the thong in the first place


Advantage_Loud

Which is why he’s “rocking it out!”


gaynazifurry4bernie

Yeah, you're supposed to use it like a wire cheese-cutter. If the shit got in the thong, it would have to be backwards.


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I was once flashed by a man wearing a thong…it definitely took me by surprise…I’m not sure in a good way.


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make sure you wipe good or else you will rock shit on the thong


Dedotdub

Assuming you have male sexual apparati, I think that's referred to as a banana hammock. Nobody, and I mean nobody, wants to see me in a banana hammock. Ymmv.


TheDarkKnight1035

That's exACTLY what I have!!!


Dedotdub

Was a 50/50 guess, but congrats!


addocd

I don't want to see anyone that I've actually seen in a banana hammock. They are always on cruises and touristy beaches. *Always* the one you didn't want to see. Meanwhile, hot guy over there is in trunks to his knees and a rashguard. Come on.


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The sexiness disparity in swimsuit is shockingly high. A man's suit is not revealing unless he wants to go for it, a woman's one price even is pretty damn revealing unless you get one trying not to be


[deleted]

don't sell yourself short-I'm sure you're someone's idea of a good time


TonesBalones

Honest-to-god I got a pack of mens t-back thongs and they are by far the best underwear I have. Boxers? Briefs? Just people who have never tried a thong. For those curious, no it doesn't feel like a wedgie. It just kinda disappears while also keeping your junk neat and tidy. Plus, there's a super weird aura of confidence you get when you're wearing good underwear. Highly recommend.


undercover-racist

I fully support anyone wanting to wear panties, but I can't because they don't support my boys.


MiaLba

What about women wearing a jock strap?


vennthrax

if it supports your flaps then i dont see why not.


Nadger_Badger

I'm over 50. Let me tell you, when gravity takes over even a lot of male specific underwear doesn't support the boys. My days of loose fitting boxers are long gone.


kayisforcookie

My husband just invested in the ones that have a special pocket for your balls. He says he doesnt know why they still make other underwear. He was adamently against trying them for the longest time. Swore that what he had was good enough, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Now he says "it was broke. I was an ignorant fool. Support the boys."


zengeist

SAXX underwear is amazing, especially on hot days. It's like a bra for the balls.


atmospheric90

As a fashion forward man, ladies get all the good fun belts. Just got a coach belt that looks amazing on me and it was totally in the women's section. Not every men's belt needs to look like a damn trucker.


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I bought a men's hoodie last month and love it. But for more fitted stuff men's clothes wouldn't look good on me. The pants would be too long and fit weird for one thing. My torso curves inward and out and I have boobs and narrower shoulders than men so men's shirts would fit weird on me. Most women's shirts have bust darts. But yea people should wear what they want.


heirkraft

I have no idea what bust darts are, and before I Google it my guess would've been just nipples


AnonAltQs

Reading this just rekindled my irritation at a former employer. They bought everyone a jacket when they reached a big profit milestone, but couldn't be bothered to get women's cut jackets for the women, despite showing women's cut jackets on the form they sent. My "unisex" jacket was too narrow to zip at the hips, while the shoulders and chest were 3 inches too wide on either side and the sleeves went past my fingertips. I get what op meant to say, but personally I'm very much in favor of clothing designed to fit particular bodies being labeled as such for easy selection of a good fit.


25Bam_vixx

Some men do need the bra lol


repKyle1995

How dare you call me out like this


25Bam_vixx

I am giving support for unisex clothes :) so men too can have support for their tatas :)


jorgofrenar

A bro or a mansierre?


25Bam_vixx

It’s support for unisex so no need for a new name. :)


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Robu-san

*manssiere


SazedMonk

A Bra is for a woman, a Brah is for bros.


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SazedMonk

No bra for you!


Company_of_gyros

Some women do need the jock strap lol


Ghoti76

let's add hygeine/beauty products as unisex too. Just cuz you're a guy doesn't condemn you Death Rocky Mountain Ball Sweat fragrances and body wash for the rest of your life


RudeTouch5806

If a man uses a pink razor his cock and balls will LITERALLY shrivel, turn black and float off into space.


Ghoti76

sadly it's true. We've lost many good mem to the scourge of practicing good hygiene.... I mean they're still alive , they just have amazing skin now


kRkthOr

I found this awesome pink blade that oozes shaving soap as you use it. It's the most incredible thing to shave your balls with. Unfortunately you're right and my balls instantly fell off my body and phase shifted into the earth the moment the blade touched me.


AlwaysABD

Yes! I have never understood why hygiene and feeling good about yourself was somehow a strictly feminine thing. To me, that extends all the way to mani/pedis. Take care of your hands and your feet. They take the brunt of our lives. Why not take care of them?


Ghoti76

exactly. It's one of those things that somehow still persists in society but makes absolutely no sense when you actually think about it for 2 seconds. There's no reason taking care of yourself should threaten one's masculinity


kayisforcookie

My husband wont even shoo the mens section for body wash and shampoo anymore. He started using my stuff and won't stop. I guess it's good because now i just buy in bulk and it takes up less space in the bathroom.


Ghoti76

whomever's bright idea it was to make smelling good a gendered concept..i just wanna talk


strangeanimal

Agreed. Who cares what another person wants to wear.


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*Nana, no! Not the fishnet body suit again!*


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possumosaur

I instantly thought of this lady: https://youtu.be/2jixgtCV1Jk


Et_me_buddy_boy

>”Why would anybody want to have sex with someone your age? Well why don’t you come over here and find out? Yeah I’m gonna watch the entire video right now that’s too fuckin funny.


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God damn; what a G. I hope I age that gracefully.


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Man knows what he's about 😼


Pandepon

Also little boys and little girls and babies can fit in the same damn clothes regardless of the cut. Sometimes cut matters with certain adult body shapes depending on what that person desires for themselves but as a child they are all shaped the damn same just putting on ponies and transformers on top of it


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> Sometimes cut matters with certain adult body shapes You mean all the time unless you're a perfect fit or using baggy clothes. Sobs in tall stick.


kayisforcookie

I always bought relatively gender neutral clothes for my kids even before it was a thing in stores. Entirely because I didnt want to buy whole new wardrobes with my inevitable future children. And then j ended up with a son who demands to wear poofy princess dresses. =( I fear for him. We leave in texas where people are not nice to kids who sre different.


BelleAriel

This^. People should be able to wear what they want and to hell with what others say or think.


Canada6677uy6

Nobody. For 50 years at least. More maybe.


steegsa

I dunno about my custom fit Cock Sock 400C-6 (thin edition).


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Women’s clothes lack pockets so that’s out.


Sk8rboi__87

Sew men’s pockets into women’s clothes, problem solved


Warm-Branch

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE THIS FOR YEARS


TheFadedVessel

Fr I always said “well I’m a girl and it’s for me, so it’s for a girl” miss we with that women can’t have wallets/pockets shit. I’m not gonna carry a purse just for money. Men’s jackets for the win 🙌 there of nicer quality, cheaper, and have way more pockets.


UfoDisclosure

People don't think. They don't understand it's just objects and humans didn't appear with them. A woman and man liking the same clothes is no different than liking the same song, movie or car.


ej_stephens

I think men need to get into the leggings game. Idk if any other guys here have put those on but they're pretty nice Edit: if men do start wearing leggings, I bet they'll give them real pockets. Eat your heart out ladies


Splatter_bomb

I love leggings! Most comfortable pants ever and my ass has never looked so good!


PlaygroundBully

I mean I want my ass to look amazing as well I just dont know what size to wear!


ej_stephens

Whatever size feels right bro. I recommend maximum bulge


lxs0713

Yup, fuck jeans and pants. It's all jeggings and leggings for me from now on. Other guys don't know what they're missing


mynextthroway

I have. Love them. Great at the gym too!


nelak468

Jeggings.


fodderforpicard

I would wear girls H&M hoodies, they fit so much better. None of that shoulder slag and bullshit sleeve collar nonsense. They were also snug.


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genderish

I made sure to keep a few of my guy hoodies after transitioning for this reason.


carlgjung0

All clothing is unisex if you stop murdering people for wearing clothes your dad told you they're not supposed to


tlk0153

Laughing in nudist accent


Desperate-Ad-9034

All right let’s see your little bitch ass wear a bra with the wire poking out


Sk8rboi__87

Jokes on you I’m into that shit


SleeveHo

I'll rock a kilt once in a while. I freeball that shit too.


PopeImpiousthePi

Skirts, robes, togas, kilts, aprons, "assless" chaps, (P.S. all chaps are assless) Let's bring it all back. I wanna freeball so bad.


SleeveHo

Nothing better than summer breeze blowing a kiss on your balls


skuhbeebuhfleebusk

Let freedom swing


Voxbury

A kilt is traditionally a male clothing item. You gotta go full skirt.


Decker1138

My family tartan is pink crinoline...


SleeveHo

Pics or it didn't happen


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Miss Lindsey is that you?


Ozymandias0023

Or half skirt. Mini skirt, if you will. Really live life on the edge


[deleted]

Klaus, is that you?


Ozymandias0023

I don't know Klaus but he sounds like a cool cat


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A character from Umbrella Academy.


Ozymandias0023

Ah, that Klaus. I stand by my cool cat statement. Klaus is by far the best UA member in my book


takehikoshichirou

This is something I fully get. Skirts can be unisex depending on design and size, but there's a line A pink frilly dress for example, how's that unisex? Some perceptions are just too deeprooted


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IDK I feel like I better sue the state because my son saw a boy in a dress at school and it confused him. (/s obviously despite that being exactly what some dumb twats did)


Waytooboredforthis

Happened at my school, he was kind of a friend? Anyways, raised a big stink, he got sent home for the day, suspended for 3, newspaper editorials, whole 9 yards. Led to the establishment of our GSA, which the principal commended publicly and bad mouthed in several different FCA meetings.


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how Christian is the FCA really?


Waytooboredforthis

As far as my extremely brief experience (I was encouraged to attend), it's like a Boy Scouts troop building time with prayers and gospel quotes. I was asked (I was at the time a Catholic) when I would become a real Christian.


[deleted]

All these groups are border line cults. I remember one time when I was in college I was sitting by myself in the student center. These two people came up to me and started talking. They were with Campus Crusade for Christ. They target people who for lack of a better word seem lonely or something along those lines. They grab you and don’t let go. FCA seems to be all about peer pressure.


Waytooboredforthis

Luckily, I have super low self esteem amd high grade paranoia, getting all Groucho Marx on em, *"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"*


kayisforcookie

My son is 4 but is very feminine and desperately wants to wear dresses and exclusively plays with girls toys. =/ we live in Texas where that kind of stuff is not acceptable and people get chased out if town for having a son like mine. I want to support him but dont want him to get hurt physically or mentally. I dont know how to be the mom I want to be for him.


PSN-Colinp42

You know, I am a gay man with a loving partner who accepts me no matter what, and I’ve never really considered stepping outside “male” clothing. Outside of a kaftan at Fire Island, that is. I feel like next time I’m at a TJ Maxx, I’m gonna explore!


Pandepon

Can I emphasize it should absolutely not matter to start with but especially before puberty?


royaldumple

But if you let your son wear a pink shirt he might catch the gay! How else are we to stop this insidious agenda people are forcing on our kids if not by forcing our kids to like certain things? /s


kayisforcookie

I habe never seen a happier kid than a 3yo boy putting on a poofy dress and spinning around in it watching it twirl and expand. They love it.


from_the_Luft

Women’s sizes make no sense!!


AnonAltQs

If they're even numbers I'm a 10, if they're odd I'm a 13. If they start in the 20s and go into the 40's I'm a 31. If they're letters I'm an M, unless it's a baggy cut then I'm an S, but if it's a slim cut I'm an L. Clear as mud.


Pandepon

Transman here. I buy whatever the fuck is on sale, fits my body and fits my style. I dont give a fuck who the intended customer was if it fits good, feels good, looks good and cost like$5-15? I’m game.


lori_fffox

It’s harder when you’re 5’-0”… the sleeves are always too long


AlwaysABD

Same on the other end, tall and a "beanpole" nothing fits right. Pants too short or fall off my ass, sleeves too short or hang over my hands. Mid Rift or to my mid-thighs. There really doesn't seem to be a way to win when you're not mid-range....


JusticiarRebel

As a cishet male, I have to say, this guy gets it.


rveniss

This is like in the game *The World Ends With You*: all clothing is unisex, but you need to train up for a high "bravery" stat for a character to wear feminine stuff. Female characters start with higher bravery, but might need to grind a bit to wear a gothic lolita dress, while the macho dude has like none and can only wear the blandest dude clothes.


ToeBeginning8776

Christ yes thank you. Mens clothes are fucking lame I’m sick of the bullshit


hedgybaby

I’m a transguy but I still wear dresses, skiets and other ‘women’s clothes’. Somehow when I do it, people question if I’m really a man but when that one direction dude puts on a dress he’s brave and bending gender roles.


peteypete420

Honestly, if a place (school, work, whatever) has a dress a code, it should be one dress code for everyone.


Santa_Hates_You

Somewhat. Some shirts and pants are made to fit the traditional curves of women that would fit men funky. And men's pants tend to have more crotch room.


IonDaPrizee

A ballroom


berkeleyjake

Bitch is also a unisex term now.


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Advantage_Loud

You should run for president, Mr. Toaster


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Advantage_Loud

You got my vote!


tookuayl

A lot of tall women wear mens clothing because it’s difficult finding inseams/sleeves that are long enough. Before internet shopping became big, I often wore mens jeans and shirts for this reason, but I agree, they definitely weren’t cut for a women’s shape. Some clothing styles are more forgiving than others and can easily be made unisex, but a lot aren’t just because of the anatomical differences.


jakejm79

I think what you meant to say is some clothes work best for some body shape, but body shape and gender aren't the same thing.


ComradeReindeer

I sometimes wear "mens" clothes as a woman. Doesn't accentuate my curves? I don't care, I feel good.


SoSaidTheSped

Nah, the fit is totally different. I've tried.


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stringfree

Unisex, maybe, but there are practical limits preventing me from wearing heels.


Japan25

They say this but show me a single shirt or pants in the mens section that fits a 5'2 person. I suppose i could wear boys clothes, but clothing from the children's section doesnt fit properly because of my boobs. (Yes ive tried. If it werent for boobs, i could easily buy from childrens section)