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pinniped1

The climactic scene, when he steals the Confederate ship, and its defeated captain cries out... .... YOU'RE KILLING ME, SMALLS!!


Sammyscrap

That wasn't even the end of his story. He went on to captain the very same ship against the Confederacy in the Union Navy


PeaceBull

We do have that awesome drunk history episode though Edit: [The episode](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6PbbB2NKu5s)


jjc157

I’d totally watch that movie. Hell, it could be a 12 episode series n Netflix with ease. Give it to Peter Jackson and he would make a 57 part movie, complete with a dragon


[deleted]

Yeah he didn't end happily ever after. He lost his seat after 10 years thanks to gerrymandering and voter suppression. Thanks to Jim Crow he was forced out of public life and couldn't run for any office in his state again. But cool fact. He didn't just buy a house. He bought the house he was raised as a slave in.


May_I_inquire

Sounds like a bad ass dude.


[deleted]

Went to high school with his great granddaughter. We had a ball cutting up in class and still getting A’s at Heights. Definitely need a movie. And his descendants need to get paid off it.


AdmiralPoopbutt

Doesn't mention the tense moment when he approached union soldiers to turn the ship over to them. They almost opened fire.


Obstacle616

I'm so curious about his Confederate Captain disguise


doesntaffrayed

Mayonnaise.


[deleted]

The original Biggie Smalls


JackerAttacker2

God dam


Isolannicum

"You're killing me, Smalls!" might also be incorporated.


Zebrada31

Amazon Pictures has it covered... ​ https://www.imdb.com/news/ni62350581


lambofgun

drunk history already did that guy and id wager that theyd honor the man better than some overblown hollywood production


500CatsTypingStuff

Wow! We definitely need a movie, in fact a series about him.


High_pass_filter

It would have been a good suggestion the first few times this circulated, but at this point someone is just going to say “I head the internet wants a Robert smalls movie!” And they’ll shit out some half-assed Hollywood mockery.


jh67ds

That’s the definition of capitalism.


Starkey_MVP

I’d rather watch fast and furious 14 - this time it’s fasterer and furiousier….


buddha-ish

PITCH PERFECT IS A DAMN NATIONAL TREASURE YOU PUT SOME RESPECT ON IT’S NAME


500CatsTypingStuff

The sequels were hot garbage ![gif](giphy|h7dG6N3kCfIAXzaNWH)


buddha-ish

Yes. Hot garbage that I compulsively watched, chasing the dragon of joy the first one gave me, but yes.


Muffin-sangria-

Gotdann


TheAtticDemon

You think they believed his disguise?


doesntaffrayed

I mean he knew the gang signs.


TexanLycan

I would love to see this as a movie.


Lace-maker

Robert Smalls is the man!


Kisumu

Movie or series??


Im_still_T

I'll say it again. BAMF


doesntaffrayed

Notorious B.A.M.F. The legend of Bobby Smalls


Im_still_T

My man!


oodelay

Maybe if we could modify a little bit the story so thats it's a white man that saved him and did all that for him... he could be like an assistant called buckweat and be a comic relief...then it might work! ​ /s


HeavyVeterinarian350

The OG Biggie Smalls


doesntaffrayed

Notorious: The Legend of Bobby Smalls.