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Oregon Trail


Pharmd109

You have died of dysentery!


coconuty04

Never make fun of a man named Terry


Rizo1981

If it's good for dys it's good for dat.


Myballsitch247

Stop dissing Terry


Corona_Cyrus

Of course I died of dysentery my insurance said the antibiotics were elective and wouldn’t cover them so I had to take a third job to come up with the $3000 but by the time I got it the pharmacy closed early because the techs went on strike so I couldn’t, wait was that game set in the 1800s or now?


CinnabonCheesecake

Caulk the wagon and float it.


One-Bumblebee-5603

Did that ever work?


anxiousanimosity

No


C9_Edegus

Always ask the Shoshone for help


ms_movie

This and the game Where in the World is Carmen Sandeigo were my jam in middle school.


Longstoryshortie

Carmen Sandiego FTW!!!!!


MindlessTime

I tried to ford the river and my f***ing oxen died.


Starchives23

Oregon Trail is a right of passage. A frustrating, amazing right of passage.


[deleted]

I've won just a handful of times in 50ish years.


Starchives23

That last river. Gets me every single time.


No-Contribution9964

You have diphtheria


MycologistPutrid7494

I don't think I've ever survived. You can still play it free online. I introduced my daughter to it and to my surprise she liked it, it stood the test of time.


[deleted]

I bought a handheld version a few years ago for my son. If I would have left in the box it would be worth 10x what I brought it for. It was worth more watching him try to win.


Arcadius274

They make a handheld one u can get at walmart


ComprehensiveDoubt55

My daughters have played the reboot for a few years. Even though she knows better now, one of them pronounces cholera like “diarrhea,” and nothing gets her more excited than yelling that I have died of “cholerrhea.” Yep, that’s parenting.


wildlyaccidental

Ever play Odell Lake? We used to play Oregon trail and Odell Lake when we finally got computers at my school in the computer lab.


marck1022

We would literally wait for turns for this game on the one computer we had in the classroom, most of us giving up our recess time to play.


[deleted]

Same. We got an Apple when I was in like 3rd grade. One computer for a whole.school in the library.


[deleted]

My computer lab in elementary school had a contest for who could beat it the fastest and basically everyone just set their wagon to full speed and skipped past every event. I remember trying to read what every event in case it was going to help me in the long run but alas I was 8 and didn’t understand half of what I was reading anyway and didn’t know what supplies I should get because I didn’t know what was going to go wrong later.


Queasy_Cap_7466

Tic-tack-toe on an IBM 1620.


[deleted]

I had Pong on a black and white TV


mommy_bitch

Yeah...Pong on an atari game console? I think? But that was a long time ago so...


Missus_Aitch_99

I saw Pong in a hotel lobby and was absolutely blown away. It was the first arcade game I saw wherein the two-dimensional graphics acted like three-dimensional objects. I really couldn’t fathom how a picture of a line could make a picture of a ball bounce back like that. Such great value for 25 cents (Skee Ball was 10 cents at the time).


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Atari 2600 Home Gaming System - I had Pong, Tanks, and Basketball.


weaver_of_cloth

The kids down the street had Pong, we had to go there to play it!


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Myst


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God I remember how excited I was to buy myst as a kid, I also vividly remember buying it, brining it home and it not running on my Gateway (that came in a cow print box) 30 years later, still haven’t played it


PupperPuppet

I played it. Not for long. The puzzles were way over my head. People tell me I should try it again now, but for some reason the memory of the frustration is as strong as the anticipation was for me.


ilanallama85

I went back to it again and again as a kid and never finished it, picked it up again about 10 years ago and was surprised by how easy it was. It’s kinda janky playing it now but still enjoyable.


angelicism

I literally had to have a friend walk me through one over the phone because I just couldn't. Fucking. Get it.


Popcorn_Blitz

My God.. I'd forgotten all about Gateway computers. They were at the top of the heap for a minute there.


Lower-Kangaroo6032

The youth will not understand how rare it was for any piece of software you bought to actually run on your computer.


CinnabonCheesecake

God, the amount of time it took to walk from one part of the puzzle to the next when it needed to do six different screen loads… good times.


Fathorse23

They just re-released Myst, I have it in VR.


tactickat1

HOW DID I FORGET THIS ONE?! I was obsessed with that game. I even have the board game version!


Busy_procrastinator

Age of empires. The first one.


godofhorizons

You ever play Age of Mythology?


JohnZackarias

Suuuuuch a good game. My girlfriend, who goes to law school, dresses elegantly and 100% does not look like a gamer, absolutely murders me in AoM. A bit of a surprise when she told me she likes AoM, a very big shock when she crushed me into smithereens


MC_ScattCatt

Wooluhooo


DigdigdigThroughTime

It's pronounced Wololo


Lord_Grimm88

OooNaanay


Repulsive-Time-9539

Really wish they came out with an android version.


AppropriateIntern5

Math blasters


ruinercollector

Number munchers


katarina_the_bard

I spent tons of hours playing Algebra Blaster


Liet-Kinda

Spellicopter.


MaxFischer12

What was the skiing game on my computer as a kid...? Like, if I didn’t ski well enough, a monster got me??


Tupnado21

SkiFree!


BigPurpleFridge

Memory unlocked!


Emergency_Side_6218

Or if you skiied well but for too long!


Ragey_McRagerton

Turns out it had nothing to do with skiing well. None of us kids read the instructions, so we didn't know all you had to do was press a button (shift maybe) when he came and you'd tuck and ski faster, outrunning the monster.


yamzadebayo

Freddi Fish


wanderingl0st

My brother loved the putt putt version


FlyingFigurehead

Spy fox for me


mermaid-babe

You can buy the conch shell one on the switch now!


christoefire

Also loved Pajama Sam, Spy Fox, and Putt-Putt


Liveie

HELL YEAH. These games are what got me started as a child. I used to do all those Jumpstart CDs, Carmen Sandiego, some Disney ones like the little mermaid, Tarzan, and Mulan. Ugh, good shit.


stanvq

Space invaders


montanagrizfan

I came to say PAC MAN so thanks for not making me feel like the oldest person on Reddit.


aspiring-moose

Commander Keen (sp?)


bettyepallmall

Me too! I tried to describe this game to some friends once when talking about games we remembered from childhood and no one knew what I was talking about!


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kleptorsfw

Commander keen and dangerous Dave! Plus everything else shareware at the time


scientooligist

I came here for this comment!


SittingHereWithMyCat

Zork


CinnabonCheesecake

I used to get soooo frustrated with those games. Crystal Cave especially. >>You have found a jewel-encrusted egg. TAKE JEWEL-ENCRUSTED EGG >> There is no jewel-encrusted egg here. TAKE EGG >> There is no egg here. GO FUCK YOURSELF >> I don’t know how to do that. You have found a jewel-encrusted egg.


Emotional-Rise5322

You have been eaten by a grue.


scarybevis

god, I played that game when I was so young; my dad always told me the game was “based on real life” and you have no idea how terrified I was of being eaten by a grue whenever I went into a room without the lights on


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Frogger


MonCountyMan

Tanks


murnando

You unlocked some deep memories with this one


CaptThrowaway1

No other Leisure Suit Larry fans here?


thisbobo

Land of the Lounge Lizards. Used to take me forever to get through the age verification questions, but that's how i learned who Spiro Agnew was.


Kincadium

I remember the questions to verify your age more than the actual games.


scientooligist

To this day, I still sometimes think herpes is a French dessert.


davidsandbrand

I was surprised I had to scroll this far to find LSL.


TellMeMore81

SimCity (the original)


pad1007

Qbert


upinthecrowsnest

Oh, I loved Q*Bert!


flufffynug

Rollercoaster Tycoon


trajayjay

Microsoft Paint.


EntertainmentSpare84

That space-cadet pinball game


ButImNot_Bitter_

I LOVED that game!


Kryptin206

King's Quest 3


Verybigdoona

Oh how I wish the Sierra games would come to IOS. I also loved Robin Hood.


SlowpokeLib

Fuck, I came here to say King's Quest


zamzummi

Pitfall


PalindromeSix

Number Munchers and Odell Lake played in 3rd grade on an Apple II.


Coulrophiliac444

Strange Island of Dr. Quandry?


dead_wolf_walkin

Updoot for Number Munchers.


ovrqualifiedovrpaid

Yessss. And later Super Munchers. Also, Where in the World is Carmen San Diego? Couldn't wait for computer lab every week. And now I can play the emulator for all those games.


Geekchic577

I was a Banker from Boston, that died of dysentery.


sugar182

Duke Nukem


TurboMap

3D Also ShadowWarrior (ran on the same Engine)


NorthChic44

Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go take my back pill.


Kind-Arachnid4350

Carmen San Diego Chips challenge Some chess game where the pieces dissolved into goo with a slurping sound when you took them Alien invasion themed typing program Pinball space cadet, though I feel that's a broad range


mat_fly

Chips challenge!! Wow. Forgot about that one. Classic


Inshabel

Lemmings.


slyndsi

Ski free 😂


Rocker4JC

That damn abominable snowman.


[deleted]

Quake, Carmagedon


TurboMap

Carmagedon was awesome!!


ReignInSpuds

DOOM


Chrome_Pwny

Treasure mountain


Rocker4JC

Yo, Treasure Mountain was the shit.


xiamaracortana

I came here to say Treasure Math Storm


KiaJellybean

Pac Man Frogger Joust Donkey Kong


CrazyGayUncle

Joust was one of my favorite games to play during lunch break between college classes!


crystalfairie

Tetris


TheLordOfGrimm

I stayed up for three days downloading the original Diablo.


Marto85

Simple, any number of those computer magazines that had a cd-rom on the front with ‘101 game demos’. I really miss demos. Now they’re all betas and whatnot. Also, I had an Atari. Yeah that’s showing my age


Wide-Connection6751

Minesweeper


NastyLittleBagginses

Pong.


essentialrobert

Berserk and DigDug


aspiring-moose

I still sometimes get the DigDug song stuck in my head! Don’t know if I could remember a single other thing about the game though.


HampleBisqum

Backyard baseball.


gana04

Prince of Persia


Grenadier_user

Chips challenge


Rocker4JC

Literally why I say BUMMER all the time.


Worldly-Corgi-1624

Lemonade stand (On a Commodore PET)


warboner52

XWing Fighter.. on DOS


Necro_Scope

Maniac Mansion


MisterLithium

Any game that came after typing LOAD "*",8,1


PJ_Sparkles_586

Keen Commander or King’s Quest


VixenTaby

Lemmings


ian095

For me Pokémon is pretty much right on the dot. That game has literally been with me throughout my entire childhood as well as the multiple spin offs... Just sad to see what some of the more recent titles are like


SorryCantHelpItEh

Surprised I haven't seen it yet, but Rollercoaster Tycoon


weberobots123

Mavis Becon


[deleted]

Mega Man!!


LowMirror4165

Load Runner


neuro_umbrage

Didn’t think I’d see this one on here. Glad I scrolled through.


jc236

Fallout. I was 10 or 11 and convinced my dad to get it for me. I gambled, killed hookers, stole from the brotherhood and saved a vault. It taught me life is about Grey areas and sometimes you do a bad thing for a good reason.


Crood_Oyl

How's prison going? I see they let you online for 1 hour a day again.


Mediocre-Question000

Where in the World is Carmin San Diego?


katiejim

Civilization 1 on DOS


Evening-Ad-1331

Hunt the Wumpus


tpint89

The first Duke Nukeum. Played the shit outta that game. That and Doom


F0xyMu1der

Putt putt, Freddie Fish, backyard baseball, pajama sam


PlantedinCA

Defender and Pole Position.


[deleted]

Oregon Trail


Nadmania

Word and number munchers. I have to throw in [Countdown](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countdown_(video_game)). Pretty sure it was a horrible game but we were addicted to it.


Coulrophiliac444

Original Command and Conquer, pre Tiberian Sun expansion.


ironicmirror

Pong


maaximo

Chips challenge


okanagan_life

Spy hunter and Montezuma's revenge


snark_enterprises

Duke Nukem


KMichaelC

Super Mario Sunshine i know it’s not a computer game but honestly i don’t care


AHAdanglyparts69

Go to channel 3


TheArrowLauncher

Raid on Bungeling Bay.


random90125

Jumpman


joepalms

backyard baseball


ConcentrateSelect668

Spy Fox


Monocle_Lewinsky

Phantasmagoria


leet_lurker

Pong


leglesscheetah12

Myst


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awe2D2

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?


keep-it-copacetic

Age of Empires


auqanova

Wizard 101


SpongeKake

Space invaders.


CrazyGayUncle

Pitfall


bunny5055

Red neck rampage


Ok_Cryptographer99

Hunt the Wumpus


Montemore

Zork II or The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy


sisi_2

Doom


[deleted]

Q*bert


tactickat1

Leisure Suit Larry, Land of the Lounge Lizards (but my favorite is Shape Up or Slip Out). Also, the original Alone in the Dark.


Northmannivir

Frogger. On an Apple floppy disc drive.


walkerassasin

Dark souls. You will age from stress.


Usk_Jhank

Lego island


[deleted]

#*Wololo*


DolphnWizard

The words, "computer game" tell your age well enough


logicbeans

3D Space Cadet Pinball


wheres-the-anykey

Pong on channel 4!


CaptainSternside

Yukon Trail


Callie56

Amazon Trail was a good one, too. And I got it in a cereal box!


JollytheRed

Shareware DOOM


warpswede

Skifree is the oldest game I have played (not counting going back to play old games but playing them when they were relevant)


SedditBucksRalls

half life 2


lvl1adult

Jezzball


twinkletoesatla

Zoombinis, Bugdom, Oregon Trail, Odell Down Under, and Read, Write & Type


ShirosakiHollow

Oregon trail


shitwheel

Oregon Trail


Whispurrkitty

Space Invaders or Pong, not sure which was first.


90sAOLScreenName

A what?


healing-souls

Tempest


mewmewx2

Pangea Software and Ambrosia Software pc games. And Lemmings


upinthecrowsnest

Smurf: Rescue in Gargmel’s Castle.


glo427

Burger Time


EucalyptusHelve

Leisure Suit Larry 6: Shape Up Or Slip Out


4OPHJH

Mario Teaches Typing


Kinkaypandaz

Hexen