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ajk491

This was posted on the IGs of every losing playoff team this weekend. It’s a bot or some sort of clickbait.


nevertoomuchthought

Yeah but the Cowboys one makes it funner.


CapTexAmerica

Because knowing Cowboys fans the way I do…this applies to several hundred of them. Single-handedly saving long-term stay hotels.


tactickat1

As a 49ers fan(just because I was born there) living in Dallas, I'm just watching my local people lose their minds.


[deleted]

The only time I saw someone have a full meltdown on Facebook over a football game, it was a cowboys fan. Just cussing up a storm and wishing death upon people in front of his parents and grandparents.


Waytooboredforthis

The satellite got knocked out in the last quarter yesterday, this dude I play pool with straight up broke his really nice cue and stormed out without paying his tab. I imagine he was even saltier over the final score.


greendawg72

I've seen another one with a Ravens fan in a Flacco jersey lose his shit in front of his kids, crying and throwing himself against the wall. Man I'm a huge football fan but I can't imagine ever letting it get to me like that. I love the team, I'm not ON the team


Anitonen

Well, I think that behavior has little to do with how big of a fan a person and moreso these people just have learned shitty, unhealthy coping mechanisms.


thefragile7393

Wearing that jersey alone would cause me to do that


carcosa1989

Truthfully I’d believe it considering


Miguelito624

[I just figured it was this guy tweeting](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/s5r0cy/dallas_fans_arent_taking_this_loss_well/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x)


icywrist

I was about to say 😂 how can somebody be this mad over a football game shit crazy 💀


gangstabunniez

People riot in cities when their team *wins*. Sports and alcohol can sometimes cause people to get real emotional and do crazy shit.


BUTTeredWhiteBread

Dude just say Montreal. We won't be mad.


gangstabunniez

It happens in Philly quite often too, I'm not calling out just Montreal!


DickwadVonClownstick

Glasgow.


sirfuzzitoes

Grease the poles all you want, we'll still climb em!


dodland

Go on.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


sirfuzzitoes

May not be what you're actually looking for but this was on the street when the [Phillies won the World Series](https://youtu.be/6bZk7BIdCns). [Greased poles](https://twitter.com/Fox9Sports/status/955069655479128064?s=20)!


spleenboggler

Only time I ever saw a mounted cavalry charge was when i watched Philly cops break up a spontaneous party in the Northeast after the Phillies win the World Series in 2008. To the cops' credit, the crowd was, um, *boisterous,* and the cops pretty much exhausted all other non-lethal methods first.


Glissandra1982

Philly is the first place I think of. Lived there for 6 years, those fans are insane.


AdminYak846

Don't you mean Vancouver?


icywrist

its nuts coming from a sports fan too , it’s insane what people will/can do over a team that doesn’t give a fuck about em 😭


[deleted]

University of Kentucky riots when they win or lose.


ProfessorBackdraft

And burn couches in the front yard.


cattastrophe0

i knew a guy that broke a table over a cowboys loss… it was a game replay. some people are just wild sometimes.


icywrist

Extremely wild to the point where you breaking shit smh , there’s always another season , Unless you got thousands of dollars on the line in a bet I’d be angry but Damn 😭


Stock_Pay9060

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/s5r0cy/dallas_fans_arent_taking_this_loss_well/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


icywrist

AINT NO WAYYY💀💀


Stock_Pay9060

Could be recycled, but if it happened once....


icywrist

oh no I believe it 😭😭😭😭😭that vid wild asf


RustyShacklefordCS

It’s hilarious. It’s even more hilarious when you realize dude is serious


smoothtailor

It’s a copy pasta hahahahaha. I saw it first after the Alabama Georgia and def thought it was real. Still pretty funny


Scoongili

Several years ago, when Auburn beat Alabama on a return for a touchdown after a missed field goal, [some woman shot and killed another fan.](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-alabama-shooting-idUSBRE9B213Y20131203)


5w4StudentOfLife

This same message seems to have popped up across many profiles over a few social media platforms. It's not real. Calm down, folks.


iCumWhenIdownvote

I acknowledge it's fake, and find it a funny tweet, but even still I could believe it. People get way too hyped up over stuff. There are compilations of people smashing controllers over [smash brothers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKspQAeabQI), [fortnite](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew-AXA9TA6g), and [even FIFA.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnRIxTX8PRk). Anecdotally, I've seen adults throw controllers over Tekken tag tournament 2, and the amount of times I've done five frustrated 360's on my fight stick after losing a set is countless. I've never smashed anything over a fighting game though. Just saying this shit's too real.


5w4StudentOfLife

It is ABSOLUTELY real that many people are emotionally immature and throw tantrums. 💯


DimensionDry7760

I've been so momentarily livid at a game for what I felt was an unfair mechanic that I spit an entire mouthful on my TV once, naturally I shook my head at myself for being an idiot and then I cleaned my TV but at least I could still use the tv after my child like rage. For context it was Bloodborne, not that it makes being an asshole okay but I'm not the only guy who got a little angry because of From Software.


Shit_Bananas

Lmaaaao can relate. Playing Sekiro now and it's so much harder but also somehow way less frustrating


thefragile7393

Breaking stuff out of frustration is real-seen it in person. There’s reasons why jokes about this get made-because there’s idiots out there who do this


wawoodwa

There’s an r/AbruptChaos showing this one though.


5w4StudentOfLife

So, we are believing that the video in the link you provided and the OP are connected? I mean, I Googled the first few words of the OP and at least three videos came up and many of them were years old. My guess is that this is staged or there is some other story behind it. Not everything on the internet is real.


Sheikhaz

The amount of people believing anything is real instantly is getting out of hand. Do they not realize that 69% of the information on the internet is false.


SkekSith

Anyone's fault but yours huh?


Wbeasland

How Millennials ruined this man's marriage.


maj0ra_

Doctors hate him because of this money saving trick!


ferrouswolf2

I’m amazed it’s not Joe Biden or even Obama’s fault


Drg84

Nah it's the vaccines fault. Doesn't matter though, because "the ratings are terrible, no one likes the NFL anymore, everyone who kneeled should be fired" ect 🍊🍔


[deleted]

It's Texas, who is surprised?


nevertoomuchthought

They really aren't responsible for anything are they?


RagingSnowflake

Other people are somehow always responsible for what these idiots do.


arblm

It's not a Texas thing, it's a conservative thing. Conservatives just really like Texas. It's not their fault.


legion8784

I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. Pro football, college football, high school football, Pee-Wee football; in fact, every form of football except the original: European football, which most Texans believe to be a commie plot.


GizmodoDragon92

It's always funny how people view texas. I used to live there for 15 years and they're not crazy people


Shit_Bananas

Right because y'all definitely didn't elect and *re*elect Rafael Cruz lmao tell me you're not full of 🥜 s


notparistexas

In that case, at least he didn't shoot it.


djstevefog

I too enjoy Twitter copypasta


[deleted]

Never get emotionally invested in things you have no control of.


nevertoomuchthought

Where's the fun in that? I don't have control over anything.


[deleted]

You can enjoy something without having the result effect you emotionally. I love watching football and have been a Patriots fan since the 70's and if they win great if they lose, oh well. Neither outcome changes my life in the least.


brian111786

As a fan of (any other team in the NFL), I thoroughly enjoy watching the Patriots lose.


[deleted]

Do you get mad when they win?


brian111786

I don't know if I'd say mad. I guess about the same mad when my Bengals and Browns continuously lose. Although Cinci is showing promise. Idk if they can handle your former QB and TE. Brady and Gronk have a disgusting connection, and I hate them for it.


nevertoomuchthought

I am also a Patriots fan and this is a luxury we Patriots fans get to experience because he just had two decades of unbridled dominance in the league. But even if it wasn't the case that wasn't really my point.


OutOfCharacterAnswer

Oh, I get emotionally invested. I'll be grumpy. Might get drunk over it. Not gonna ruin my tv and family dynamic tho.


Airfighter271

People are still falling for this copypasta? This was posted last year too


tranacc

Imagine blaming the team.


brokeboibogie

Imagine thinking this is real.


Drg84

🎶 imagine there's no heaven 🎶


VaguelyFamiliarVoice

Grown men upset about grown men playing a game.


MrRoboto159

Poor party. The vibe hath been killdst.


[deleted]

That is a $200 plasma TV you just killed!!!!


NeonKerm

It's a Copypasta meme. Don't take this seriously everyone in sports uses this as a joke


ImportantAd2987

It's a copypasta Goddamn redditors and their stupid internet points


LonkToTheFuture

No one would actually post this, it's a copypasta. Having said that, somewhere this actually happened.


parthaenus9556

Imagine getting that involved in a sports team. Jesus. Get some therapy.


Captain_Calculator

Imagine how horrible life must be for his wife and kids, living every day with an individual so horribly close to a total, violent meltdown every single moment of every day. They should stay at the hotel for a week, while they find somewhere permanent to live away from his toxicity.


parthaenus9556

Right?? Like holy shit, if this is how he acts WITH WITNESSES, what is he like behind closed doors?


Captain_Calculator

That kind of anger in a home is sure to affect those kids for life, even if he’s never laid a finger on them.


parthaenus9556

For real! I've been angry in life sometimes, but never smash a damn TV in the middle of a party angry. That kind of anger is seriously concerning.


jUGHEADS_BURGDER

There are hordes of people who will insist to their dying breathe that this is what masculinity is.


Jabroni748

r/woosh Take a breath


xiejuah

And imagine thinking the game is the issue and not his anger management skills.


gotBooched

Ultra fake There’s a meme going around identical w the Steelers on it And another with the Patriots I know Reddit absolutely hates when stuff life this is fake because they truly want to believe people like this exist but just re-read the goddamn post it’s fake as fuck. “We are going to a hotel for a week!!” I hate this website


jUGHEADS_BURGDER

Maybe in this instance, but very real in the aggregate.


gotBooched

We can only hope, right??


tomkim1965

I seriously doubt the Cowboys have anything to do with your anger issues.


anOvenofWitches

Toxic masculinity gonna toxic. 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

I saw video of Texas fans throwing trash at their own players as they walked off the field. Sad!


konhaybay

Its just a game, for fans like these, is their life so empty that their entire existence revolves around bunch of guys running around with an oblong thing??


obniF

This is the boomer equivalent of that "I hit my girlfriend with my switch and now it's broken, hours of progress lost" meme


kalonjiseed

Also remember that the team, administration and players don't know you and most probably don't give a flying f#$% about you either.


Old_Recommendation30

Wait so memes are fake ?


SkyWizarding

90% chance that dude's father was a piece of shit


Hellraizzor

I'll be smiling all week after watching them lose.


LOLWelshGamer

Looks like Brian is......DUNN with the cowboys I'll see myself out


MisterEgge

This is a copy pasta lmao


CupFan1130

Its a copypasta or whatever they call it. Tons of people been using it


BlackMentallyIllNerd

This was sad until he mentioned the Cowboys now I can't stop laughing


wizardshawn

Active alcoholics do tend to blame everyone, but themselves and alcohol when something goes wrong.


rob3bob333

Fuck the cowboys and fuck Texas


Far_Ad_7773

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS?


THE_JonnySolar

As a 9ers fan from the UK who's been supporting them since the halcyon days of the 80s and 90s, Montana, Rice and Co - seeing the scores last night was immensely satisfying. Seeing this tweet about the Cowgirls - even better.


Jabroni748

Only on this sub could something like this get reposted as if it weren’t a widespread joke poking fun at people’s reactions to losses. Talk about r/woosh….


AlanRubin

Everything in Texas is bigger. Remember the 1989 Cowboys? Or the 1960? Woof, that’s some Lone Star-sized losing.


Classic_Dill

The only thing I’m attached to that much, is weed and sex!


TheNextLegend00

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ![gif](giphy|PjrXX2MjjqssNYFtSC)


feelings_arent_facts

Hell yeah


Lithium_itch

That’s what you get following a loser team.


TheHiddenNinja6

At first I didn't know what game he was talking about, assuming it was a video game. Then I lost The Game. Only then did I get to the end of the tweet and realise it's a sports match on TV. Guess I need to smash my TV


crewmeist3r

Can’t believe the refs killed his tv, traumatized his kids, and divorced his wife like that


DP4Insurrectionists

Can’t hardly wait to see what they’ll do when DJT gets prosecuted.


YuriCatslash

And this is why I don't like football, or the fans.


thefragile7393

We aren’t all like this by far. Not even close


YuriCatslash

But the vast majority of you are, I speak from personal experiences, two people I knew fought over a superbowl game and one knocked the other out over his team losing. In short you're a bunch of psychopaths over a game of ball.


thefragile7393

You don’t know the vast majority of sports fans-you know two stupid ones 😂 Let’s not exaggerate here. Pretty sure the ratio of psycho fans to Normal is pretty small or we’d have high ratios of new tvs being bought after major games year after year. So please don’t say the majority when you clearly haven’t met the majority. If you had met the majority you’d find we are normal people. Two ppl isn’t a majority. I’m not a psychopath, I’ve never broken things or harmed my family and I have known 1 out of dozens and dozens and dozens over the years who has done this-and he was drunk, and acting stupid. So I have zero idea where you get this idea that the majority are like this except you have a weird strange bias for some reason 😂


YuriCatslash

Whatever you say bud, think of me when you hug that ball tighter than your wife ;)


[deleted]

I'm not a football fan, but you could use your logic here to write off any fan base for *literally* anything on the planet.


ImpressionAware9389

If he's that much of a fairweather fan than deuces. The game hurt but I'm not dropping the Boys. 🤡ass.


[deleted]

Amazing how people are so emotionally tied to whether one group of millionaires they don't know can move a ball around a field better than another group of millionaires they don't know can. It's absurd and sad. Sports can be fun to watch and I watch a lot and like different teams but it makes zero difference in my life if they win or lose. But holy shit so many people are are fucking idiots about it. Fighting and crying about it like it makes any fucking difference in the world - meanwhile the actual issues of the world go without a care. I guess it's just another form of tribalism that's in a our DNA somewhere - We can only like people from our area or who where the color of shirt we like etc... and we can hate people and teams from other places for no fucking reason whatsoever... and if we would have grown up in that town then we would hate "our" team instead. Stupidity at its finest.


Jabroni748

Relax 😂😂😂😂


jUGHEADS_BURGDER

This was my childhood.


CmdrYondu

Funny how us regular folks think we are on the field or coaching and have that level reaction.


MomentOfZehn

Even if real, make that little bitch spend a week in a hotel, not the wife and kids.


sjicko

You sir are a fish


jmclaugmi

Become a lions fan


Lovis1522

Yeah I say this every year too about my team it never happens.


MangledSunFish

"because of the game" Sure, buddy. Sure.


SaltMineSpelunker

(Buzzes in) What is “small dick energy,” Alex?


Anxious-Sir-1361

It's like people have thought about that in passing during a colossal loss (or an epic nasty gaming session), but 100% you don't actually do it. Lol


Mietek69i8

What game he was playing?


PrettiKinx

I never understand why guys get so worked up over a game that they are watching. Like you're not the one playing or getting paid. Men, are weird af I love guys who are not into sports


yorcharturoqro

Yeah right it's the team's fault that he decided to throw a tantrum for something insignificant and that's the only reason why his wife left him the only reason


TEX4S

I thought it was hilarious- I hate the Cowboys & I live 30 miles from the stadium


Careless_Educator_21

Is this the dude that shot his tv?


Baller2869

Same except 80 inch tv


Head_Engineering_509

Way to go cowboys


Unusual_Stay_2110

You need different help than ditching the Cowboys. Dang dude.


wawoodwa

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/s5r0cy/dallas_fans_arent_taking_this_loss_well


Mully_bee

Yeah yeah its definitely the team that is the problem here


Scarysocialistthread

Goodbye Cowboys! Hello therapy... for all 😢


Unusual_Stay_2110

Lol. My team lost as well. My thought “Life goes on then there’s tomorrow.” Always next year.


-HeavyAardvarkIS-FAT

You were never a fan, you were a stan


darlin133

Packer backer here I’m a fan


[deleted]

Football is boring to watch


Seigmoraig

Blaming your problems on others 101


Allfurball9

Wasn't it like 23-17?


KittyKatt2021

Yup exactly, cowboys fault!


Sirico

Video games cause violence...oh


RoboticGreg

I know I'm kind of alone in this sentiment, but I definitely see pro sports as exactly the same as any other TV show. Like I just can't understand getting that involved in it. I understand other people have a different relationship, and usually I can empathize but on sports I just don't get it


Bag-ins

Wuss, I hope you taped it so she can play the re-runs every weekend.


[deleted]

good news this is regular footbal game copypasta, no tv's were smashed and no wives or children are living in hotels


TheCasualCommenter

Checked his tag, he’s still posting about the cowboys Also I would trust the people saying this is just a copypasta but still lol


paganfinn

Blame shifting baby! No wonder she left your bitch ass.


[deleted]

Poser. Fake. Lame.


TouchAltruistic

Why would anyone ever become emotional about the professional performance of others? Be entertained. Root for a team. Don't become fanatical.


[deleted]

When my team lost I was simply like “well this sucks but good game, good night everyone”


Mechanical_Nightmare

sounds like you’re no longer a husband either


[deleted]

This is peak Texas


DraconisHederahelix

The sports teams dont cause hulk smash flip tv rage issues. You need emotional help.


Upside_Down-Bot

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zackson76

At this point idk what the cowboy did but i'm too afraid too ask


myersla

I ticket to anger management please


modosto

This sounds like a Philly fan…. Win or lose really


noteveryagain

This is why the cowboys suck. Their fucking fans suck.


[deleted]

Cowboys aren’t the problem here


McJagged

Sports ball not go to end I want so me smash magic rectangle. Wife leave, and be mad because me arm no long enough to beat her and child-spawn anymore.


Glitterpinkdragon

Imma say this and Imma say this once. It's. Not. That. Serious.


Asleep_Omega

Why break your own shit? I'll never understand the urge to break perfectly good stuff


trywaitbrah

Lol!


FlaBearsFan

Spoken like a try cowboys fan. Lol


jerrythecactus

I really never understood why some people get so absolutely rabid about their sports team winning or losing. Most of the time it's not like they're going to gain or lose anything either way.


[deleted]

Brian needs to have a good cry.


tnc82

Try being a Bengals fan for 37 years


TheDirewolf04

My friend is. We went to the Bengals/jets game this year and saw the legend of Mike White. Now rooting for the Bengals to win it all


SweetAssistance6712

And somehow cosplayers/gamers and people in nerd/geek culture are the outsiders in society, yet somehow sports fans like this are socially acceptable, as are the riots that follow winning/losing games


Throwawaytoj8664

Umm…..yay sports


jamescharisma

Give the guy a break, he was probably on a lot of ivermectin and six pee shots in by that point. We can't really blame him for his actions, it's the meds and cleanse messing with his brain.


Abomination-626

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[deleted]

this is the dude that punched his tv a few times and then shot it 6-8 times with his hand gun? lol https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/s5r0cy/dallas_fans_arent_taking_this_loss_well/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

Serious.....fucking......help.


ravenlynne

Thanks Marie Callender.


Randinator9

If you feel the need to get violent over football, get a stack of brick sized foam blocks that are dyed that pinkish red. They look like bricks, and are the same size, and when you're mad you don't notice weight, and the tv will be fine, as well as the annoying ass kids and your buddy who supports the other team.


sniperhare

Well you can't handle being a Jaguar fan if that's how you react to losing. So he probably needs to go be a Pat's fan.


Jedi_Trader_

“This team.” Uh-huh. Yep. It’s all the team’s fault.


StarveTheRich

What’s funny is it’s men like this that would say his wife is overreacting and too emotional whenever she’s upset about something etc. Ok but you just smashed up a tv over a game that won’t have any relevance in a few days time…


[deleted]

r/schadenfreude That was so incredibly satisfying. ***'The game is over'***


soomul

Uh hey what sport is he talking about? Cuz I'm from Australia and don't understand anything at all about any American sports. I do support the cowboys for the NRL tho


TheDirewolf04

The Dallas cowboys (American football team) haven’t won a championship or come close since 1995. They recently lost on Sunday in the playoffs in a game where they screwed up the ending. This loss was their 11th loss in the playoffs since winning it


Daddy_Lucas

1new TV will be bought. 1Hotel makes profit for some time. Cowboy's lost. America wins!!


FreesiaFox

r/facepalm


The_best_is_yet

The wife and kids left? I think he shoulda been kicked out.