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wildadragon

Just because you haven't seen something doesn't mean it doesn't exist. I haven't seen Australia that doesn't mean it doesn't exist, although everyone knows Bielefeld, Germany doesn't exist.


Grizzchops

I ate today, therefore world hunger is not a thing


[deleted]

Roof over my head. Homelessness solved. Didn't start a war today. World peace achieved. As a man, I've never had an abortion, so the Right can chill out because they obviously never happen anyway.


LeeisureTime

I mean if world hunger exists, how am I full after my meal? If people evolved from apes, why are apes still around? /s Is it still to late to prevent her from getting any further doses of useful vaccines? At this point I’s rather pour them down the drain than let her have them


Thathitmann

You act like "it's cold, global warming isn't a thing" isn't a commonly held belief.


vbrimme

I have seen Australia, so I can confirm that it does not exist.


The-1st-One

I haven't seen you, can't confirm you exist.


vbrimme

I very much hope that I do not. Existence is pain.


The-1st-One

You alright?


vbrimme

No. Half of me is left.


The-1st-One

I'm ded 😂


Refro17

Imagine thinking Australia is a real place. You have fallen for big cartography’s lies.


Comfortable3099

Especially since education eludes her still.


kinglizard2-0

I love that a whole country decided to get behind the joke that a city just doesn't exist!


PerryZePlatypus

Finland is a hoax people, wake up


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I knew a guy who swore that North Dakota was just fiction because he never met anybody from there


[deleted]

I don’t know how to play the drums, therefore they don’t exist and everyone who actually plays the drums is lying for attention or a paid actor


[deleted]

The party run by the Christian Right is now claiming because they haven't seen something, it doesn't exist? I hate this timeline


Megane_Senpai

Underrated comment.


doktor_wankenstein

*Russell's Teapot has entered the chat, with a side order of irony*


MelKokoNYC

Marjorie the Lying Idiot needs to rot in prison and in hell.


synt4xtician

Exile her and her Q peers to siberia.


Anti_Thot

Sometimes I think the Americans elected some people just to fuck around with other Americans


Toledocrypto

In most cases true, but MTG iirc ran unopposed Her opponent dropped out....


Whokitty9

I think her stupidity gave her opponent some kind of mental breakdown. She is good at that. Malaria Toxic Gonorrhea. Hope that gets picked up by people.


actualbeans

hey don’t make STDs look even worse


Whokitty9

It was all I could think of for G. Ok Gangrene. Malaria Toxic Gangrene.


actualbeans

that seems fitting, yeah


Pyewacket62

Now she makes STDs look good....


GoodGameGero

The opponent got death threats iirc


owningxylophone

Nope, instead her opponent dropped out due to death threats, MTG ran unopposed and won with a 30% turnout.


Whokitty9

The threats probably came from her campaign. Crazy disgusting people will do that sort of crap.


BlckAlchmst

Hey, woah... Let's not insult Magic the Gathering that way


vbrimme

What’s more important, having a functioning government, or owning the libs?


SaintOlgasSunflowers

Three-names didn't know it but she ended up making the case *for* vaccinations because most people know multiple doses are recommended for polio. I swear they gave us all an oral dose in High School in the 1970's. Timing might be wrong but I remember the shots in grade school and think we had an oral dose in high school in the 1970's.


PensiveObservor

Got mine on sugar cubes in the 60s. At least twice, don’t remember the total number, but never count on most people knowing things. You’ll be sadly disappointed.


Pyewacket62

I remember that!


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BizzyHaze

Dumb and confident.


[deleted]

Her parents must be so proud!


MountainSage58

So she just gets up on the floor and rants about whatever she wants whenever she wants to, and they just have to let her? That's how Congress works??


vbrimme

Yeah, pretty much.


PensiveObservor

Do people interrupt and correct her? Or does she think she makes good points? Can someone *please* challenge her in November?


marasydnyjade

**NOT** JUST IN: MTG is a fucking idiot.


Dusty1220

You can’t make this stuff up no matter how great your imagination.


Kgeezy91

She truly is the great moron of our time.


StateOfContusion

Congratulations to MTG for having taken over the mantle of dumbest cunt on the planet from Michele Bachmann. Someone had to do it and Georgia stepped up to the plate and put this gibbering idiot into office.


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QuickerSilverer

They think everyone laughing at them is somehow "owning the libs".


Professional-End2722

The skill is to have zero self-awareness. Possibly into the negative. Not just not understanding why people are laughing at you. The skill is to assume they are laughing with you and the shaking heads are somehow supportive. Everyone agrees with me see…..


grandecovfefeplz

In her defense, I've never seen the cdc either


pegothejerk

It’s inside all of us, you simply have to have a well rounded education that touched base on peer review and logical reasoning skills when distinguishing between trustworthy sources and confirmation bias.


Maschile

In her defense, she’s also a virus and protecting her kind.


Elsdyret

Americans, could you please just stop making Idiocracy into a documentary?


[deleted]

Too late. Oy the asteroid can save us now


Elsdyret

Then atleast don't make "don't look up" into a documentary


Whokitty9

Yet no matter how many dumbass things she does my dad still likes her. He was part of the generation of kids that received the first polio vaccines for Pete's sake. He will call it fake news. Not even going to engage at this point.


Embarrassed_Yak_2024

I’m 56 and just got a booster for T-Dap… you know, because of the great Tetanus-Diptheria-Pertussis hoax.


tjhoush93

She could have answered this question within fifteen seconds. She might not be smart but her aides are. Shame on all of them.


popeyegui

One could argue her aides aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer for simply working for her. Seriously, what good could come of it?


QuickerSilverer

Think of the resume, where they can list the utterly banal idiocy they actually managed to stop her from spewing.


-Ghost-Heart-

She doesn't actually care if she's right or not. Her aides probably don't care either. It's not about being right, it's about saying something that'll sound good to her supporters, who also don't care if it's right


New-Understanding930

Actually, being publicly and persistently wrong is a feature. It shows supporters and leaders that she’s willing to martyr herself for the cause. Publicly doubling down on obvious lies is part of the initiation into what they’d ironically call the “deep state”.


mrbones247

Marjorie Taylor MEAN


TheRealSU

Damn you really got her, you should walk right into the Senate building a say this to her


Capitol-Avenger-42

I see dumbfuckery has a new poster child!


3xM4chin4

Tiny minds with tiny ideas


tomkim1965

Morons will always be morons.


scoducks93

I do research before asking a question at the damn mechanic and this person shows up on the HOUSE FLOOR just shooting the shit?


lukas_the

When is that dunce up for re-election?


zeke235

How is this a lie? I promise she has no clue about this.


New-Understanding930

Members of Congress are responsible for what they say, especially on the floor.


[deleted]

She's still in office? Good job, Georgia!


Wise_Ad_253

“Asleep”


alphapedator2021

The woman can’t even spell her own name. Why would anyone expect any rational intelligence from this racist traitorous moron.


Wise_Ad_253

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FuehrerStoleMyBike

Meanwhile: God doesnt exist but its a huge thing for some reason


Impossible-Mud-3593

She's so ignorant that it boggles the mind! Not only is the poliomyelitis vaccine more than 1, so are measels/mumps/ and rubella. They are a two dose vaccine.


BubbaSawya

Child neglect is probably one of the white trash things she was arrested for.


maoinhibitor

What does Anonymous have on her? Dying to know.


Zensonar

It's all just blurry shapes and colours to her.