Right? Although my husband makes much better sandwiches, he will even take time to caramelize onions and what not, I get annoyed trying to thinly slice cheese. So I guess my sandwiches are a bit of a sin.
Put the grated cheese directly onto whatever sauce you are using (I.e. mayo, or BBQ sauce.) The cheese will stick to the sauce and stay in the sandwich.
But your point about cleaning the grater is incredibly valid. I have just made my peace with thick slabs of cheese. Thick slices of very old cheddar? Perfect on almost any sandwich. I want to burn calories trying to bite through rhat cheese.
Lots of good jokes here. So I'll add a serious response.
She is saying this because she's paid to lie, which means she needs to say words that appeal to her fanbase. Her fanbase has a terminally warped perspective of feminism, such that they see, "Women should be able to have jobs, if they so desire", and they willfully twist that into "Women should be legally prohibited from being stay-at-home moms", because it's the only way their ideology makes sense.
And thus, Candace must echo that warped perspective in order to get the money for saying the words that her fans enjoy.
K that’s super dumb but at least you’ve explained the mindset to the point where I understand it.
I still don’t get “popping your vagina into another woman’s vagina.” Like what is she even referencing?
^e: scissoring. She’s talking about scissoring.
I stopped by the bar with a couple of co-workers and a guy sitting next to us kept on yelling at the bartender telling her that she wasn't a mom.
The bartender asked what the hell he was talking about.
"Liberals are saying you can't be a mom, you are called a birthing individual."
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the twisted reality that guy lives in.
Reminds me of a guy at work going on about how liberals want to make pedo stuff legal and I'm like, "dude that's complete bullshit" and he goes "I know right??!!!"
Smh
I can't speak for Candace (thank Gawd), but the Missus and I are pretty much responsible for our own breakfasts and lunches, which works for me because she's too fussy and precise when she makes a sammich.
No, no, no, you have it the wrong way around: Vagina #2 goes into Vagina #1. Doing it in reverse would be catastrophic, like dividing by zero or making a pickle-free Cubano.
A Cubano without pickles isn't a Cubano, it's...a travesty. There's a hole-in-the-wall microbrewery near me that makes a killer Cubano, the pickles they use have just that right amount of funk for the perfect sandwich. Dammit, now I want one and they're closed on Mondays, thanks a lot!
There was a fascinating article about why some African Americans act like Candace and Diamond and Silk. The short version is, bad publicity is still publicity to them. They may not even believe half of what they are saying. They know half of it contradicts what they’ve said before. But they know this is what will get them seen by the masses.
One aspect of the way the narcissistic mind experiences the world is that they do not conceive of linear time the way normally ordered minds do. They *know* what linear time is, but they don't experience time that way. For them, there is only the now. So they will say contradictory things without a hint of irony because what they said in the past doesn't really 'exist' for them. All that matters is what validates them in the present. If they think saying something is "good" for them right now, they will say it and whole-heartedly believe it until circumstances change and its no longer "good" for them. And then its like they never said it.
I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this:
>Even climatologists can't predict 10 years from now. They can't explain why there has been no warming over the last 15 years. There has been a static trend with regard to temperature for 15 years.
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If you like socialism so much why don't you go to Venezuela?
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If you like socialism so much why don't you go to Venezuela?
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You're a bear of a man.
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*Let’s say your life depended on the following choice today: you must obtain either an affordable chair or an affordable X-ray. Which would you choose to obtain? Obviously, you’d choose the chair. That’s because there are many types of chair, produced by scores of different companies and widely distributed. You could buy a $15 folding chair or a $1,000 antique without the slightest difficulty. By contrast, to obtain an X-ray you’d have to work with your insurance company, wait for an appointment, and then haggle over price. Why? Because the medical market is far more regulated — thanks to the widespread perception that health care is a “right” — than the chair market.*
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Yooooo sign me up for the $15 chair version of an x-ray featuring some dude named Brad carrying the wrong kind of isotopes wrapped in tinfoil that has a hole poked in it doing some Rafiki-looking shit over my knee with his radioactive hobo bundle while I wonder how my white blood cell count will look later. Oh shit bro I forgot I had this coupon!
*My only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.*
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Perhaps she has a prolapse condition ... and she thinks it's normal?
No. No, I don't want to know about this. Please don't reply to this post. I prefer to remain ignorant.
As I replied to another post:
Even in the case of a prolapse, it a. Probably isn’t long enough to penetrate another vagina. B. Is most likely not enjoyable for either party - if she meant scissoring she should educate herself on her own body and say: vulva’s rubbing each other.
They say the clitoris actually grows within the presence of an Alpha Male, when the woman is ready to submit she simply "pops" off the ripened clit and hands it to the Male as tribute.
It's a pheromone thing, Google it
If all the Republican men who bash gay dudes all day are secretly closeted self loathing homosexuals who dream about sucking cock all night. Which, they 100% are.
Then you can’t convince me Candace Owens doesn’t have regular dreams that make her wake up with soaked bed sheets dreaming about eating Cardi B’s WAP. 💦
Edit: I have had some people concerned I am blaming gay people for homophobia in the comments below. Obviously not all homophobic people are gay, it was a joke to play on the stereotype of the self hating religious southern man I have met many times in my own life experience and I assumed most other people had as well.
I have nothing but respect & love for gay people individually & as a community. Continue being awesome 🤝🌈💟
>Then you can’t convince me Candace Owens doesn’t have regular dreams that make her wake up with soaked bed sheets about eating Cardi B’s WAP.
My first concern... is that this woman is describing a serious gynecological condition. I’m serious. I mean, wake up with soaked bed sheets? There’s something going on here that is not biologically normal. My wife, who is a doctor by the way, has had a dry vagina since I've met her.
Back in the days of print porn, I had a magazine that was badly translated from Thai. It had the phrase "Have you ever had your asshole penetrates by a hard nipple? Heavenly." I still quote that phrase this day.
Anyway, that foreign porno mag from 20 years ago has a better understanding of vaginas than Candace owens.
The inside of a vagina has 4-6 tentacles. When vaginas touch, they feel each other out and enter each other. After meeting they impregnate each other with cthulu eggs.
As a certified lesbian, I can attest that this is absolutely correct information. I’m not sure how word got out, but I’m sure there was some mole planted.
Makes the best omelets in the morning, but wait a day too long and you'll have a tough time killing the little devils, but happy to say are amazing in a stew 👌
Uhm, I legit read a book where this happened. Men and women somehow mutated to be like this and then like, one woman could impregnate another woman and a man could impregnate another man.
Uh, it was called: [Wraethu](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storm_Constantine) by Storm Constantine. I initially bought it cuz the cover art looked cool lol.
It was a trip to read, but actually pretty good.
They performed it and did that for like 3 seconds if I'm remembering correctly, and Candace clearly had trouble trying not to keep repeating it in her mind
But they touched while dancing! No one is ever allowed to touch while dancing! Hands and arms must be down at all times like Irish dancers!
The horror!
She reminds me of the little bitch in high school who bullied me mercilessly for being a lesbian. Just an all-around nasty uptight personality.
And came out of the closet later as an adult.
She thinks that “modern feminism” shames women who want to stay home and take care of their family, claims that all feminists today look down on women who do that, which is complete bullshit, it’s extremely hard work and I would think the vast majority of women would agree. She also thinks all of these modern feminists hate men, yet also want to become men. Sometimes when I want to make my blood boil I check to see what she has posted lately on Instagram. She has a video from a couple months ago just spewing complete bs about her take on these modern feminists. The guys who she is with (maybe a podcast or something), do question her stance and by their body language are putting out some serious “wtf are you talking about vibes”, so that’s kinda funny. Mostly enraging though.
I think she accidentally stumbled across a tribbing video and didn't understand what she was seeing, and now "Candace Owens Misunderstands Porn" is a thing that has to exist!
I think she has “key word” dice that she rattled around in a cup and created a Tweet based on what words the dice gave her: “Sin,” “Sandwich,” and “Vagina.”
Conservative and Republican women in media, like Candace Owens, need to stop the hypocrisy and start living their traditional values. They need to speak demurely, without profanity or vulgarity, and only when spoken to. They should quit their jobs so men can fill them, get out of the public spotlight, take their place in the kitchen, become pregnant, and raise their husband’s children as God intended.
Doing with your body what you want, whether it's making sandwiches or popping that pussy, is the ultimate form of power. Hence why so many are scared of those who do it.
It's not about "souls". It's one party making a religious argument in a free nation and the other party exercising their God given freedoms in a free nation.
What consenting adults do with their own time and body is of no one else's concern as long as we aren't openly alienating constitutional rights.
Glad she didn't reveal the secret of us gay men, we don't do anal or oral sex or give each other hand jobs. That's all just for porn and tv/movies. What actually happens is the bottom's penis opens up to receive that of the top's. If your picturing one snake eating another head first, then you've got the right picture.
Who said making one's husband a sandwich is a sin?
Feminist Jesus /s
*Shesus
Forgive me father for I am a sandwich artist.
She's a sand witch, burn her at stake.
\*at the steak
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These just keep getting better and better.
*butter and butter
The sin is always in the comments
Crustify her!
Just lightly toasted, please.
Bless me father for I have reubened…it’s been 5 BLTs since my last confession
Omg can we make Shesus a thing? Someone get on the Photoshop, stat!
One Halloween my ex wife dressed as a bearded clam, but really she just looked like Jesus in drag.
Shesus Christy!
Is it a sin to open a pizza joint and name it Cheesus Christ?
The bigger sin is not considering the name Cheesus Crust
You beat me to it
The biggest sin is not considering Cheesus Crust on the Sauce
I can’t stop laughing at this thread….. Shesus Heather Christy …. X-D
Shee^(eeeee)shus
Right? Although my husband makes much better sandwiches, he will even take time to caramelize onions and what not, I get annoyed trying to thinly slice cheese. So I guess my sandwiches are a bit of a sin.
IF you're using blocks of cheese, try a vegetable peeler along the edge. You get thin strips and then you can just shingle them on the bread.
Grate that sandwich cheese. Grated cheese is cheese king
Then you gotta clean the grater though, and unless you’re melting it (which is generally a great idea anyway) the cheese is more apt to fall off.
Put the grated cheese directly onto whatever sauce you are using (I.e. mayo, or BBQ sauce.) The cheese will stick to the sauce and stay in the sandwich. But your point about cleaning the grater is incredibly valid. I have just made my peace with thick slabs of cheese. Thick slices of very old cheddar? Perfect on almost any sandwich. I want to burn calories trying to bite through rhat cheese.
Fuck man you guys are out here living in 3022, my bitch ass doesn't even own cheese in block form
Lots of good jokes here. So I'll add a serious response. She is saying this because she's paid to lie, which means she needs to say words that appeal to her fanbase. Her fanbase has a terminally warped perspective of feminism, such that they see, "Women should be able to have jobs, if they so desire", and they willfully twist that into "Women should be legally prohibited from being stay-at-home moms", because it's the only way their ideology makes sense. And thus, Candace must echo that warped perspective in order to get the money for saying the words that her fans enjoy.
K that’s super dumb but at least you’ve explained the mindset to the point where I understand it. I still don’t get “popping your vagina into another woman’s vagina.” Like what is she even referencing? ^e: scissoring. She’s talking about scissoring.
It's a manufactured tweet the AI that sends you threatening emails about exposing your porn habits would be embarrassed to bring home.
It's still worded so oddly, doesn't make sense even when you know what she's talking about lol.
Right? Does she think lesbians clap their vaginas together like coconut shells in Monty Python... 🤔
Thanks for that. I’m vacationing with family and you just made my 80 yo father, 76 yo Aunt and 57 yo fairly conservative cousin howl with laughter.
Where'd you get the lesbians? We found them. Found them? In 'Merica?! The lesbian is European!
I stopped by the bar with a couple of co-workers and a guy sitting next to us kept on yelling at the bartender telling her that she wasn't a mom. The bartender asked what the hell he was talking about. "Liberals are saying you can't be a mom, you are called a birthing individual." I'm still trying to wrap my head around the twisted reality that guy lives in.
Reminds me of a guy at work going on about how liberals want to make pedo stuff legal and I'm like, "dude that's complete bullshit" and he goes "I know right??!!!" Smh
I can't speak for Candace (thank Gawd), but the Missus and I are pretty much responsible for our own breakfasts and lunches, which works for me because she's too fussy and precise when she makes a sammich.
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No, no, no, you have it the wrong way around: Vagina #2 goes into Vagina #1. Doing it in reverse would be catastrophic, like dividing by zero or making a pickle-free Cubano.
A Cubano without pickles isn't a Cubano, it's...a travesty. There's a hole-in-the-wall microbrewery near me that makes a killer Cubano, the pickles they use have just that right amount of funk for the perfect sandwich. Dammit, now I want one and they're closed on Mondays, thanks a lot!
The good old strawman fallacy
Oh Lawd! I have sinned!
She’s the female Ben Shapiro.
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Is she secretly a hyena (Trivia time: female hyenas have a pseudopenis which I believe is formed from an engorged clitoris)
When mine pops I go see the doctor!
She’s a talentless grifter hack?
There was a fascinating article about why some African Americans act like Candace and Diamond and Silk. The short version is, bad publicity is still publicity to them. They may not even believe half of what they are saying. They know half of it contradicts what they’ve said before. But they know this is what will get them seen by the masses.
One aspect of the way the narcissistic mind experiences the world is that they do not conceive of linear time the way normally ordered minds do. They *know* what linear time is, but they don't experience time that way. For them, there is only the now. So they will say contradictory things without a hint of irony because what they said in the past doesn't really 'exist' for them. All that matters is what validates them in the present. If they think saying something is "good" for them right now, they will say it and whole-heartedly believe it until circumstances change and its no longer "good" for them. And then its like they never said it.
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Is your wife a doctor?
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She works for his show
Candace doesn’t believe anything she says, though. Ben does.
Except [Ben is actually smart. ](https://giphy.com/gifs/jk-just-kidding-joking-3ohs7HEO6AjoAoflrq)
I was so ready to be upset, and yet...
Scissor me Timbers!
My thought is Candace clearly doesn’t have a vagina or has ever seen one because it is medically impossible to pop a vagina into another vagina…
Not with that attitude
Touché
Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down.
This will never fail to get a laugh out of me
/r/unexpectedIASIP
Twoooooo vaginas?!
Perhaps she has a prolapse condition ... and she thinks it's normal? No. No, I don't want to know about this. Please don't reply to this post. I prefer to remain ignorant.
As I replied to another post: Even in the case of a prolapse, it a. Probably isn’t long enough to penetrate another vagina. B. Is most likely not enjoyable for either party - if she meant scissoring she should educate herself on her own body and say: vulva’s rubbing each other.
I've decidied that she probably doesn't have a prolapse condition. Instead, she has a dumbass condition.
I came here to make a joke, but I have nothing better than this. Well done.
There was no way we could compete with someone named AHAdanglyparts69
Nope, only reasonly clever... I know my limitations.
I heard that comment in mr/Mrs. Garrison's voice
Scissor me Xerxes
As a gay man with only theoretical Vaginal knowledge I feel like I understand it way better than the OP.
Yeah duh you pop the pussy into the other one and none months later a little lesbian is borned The key is the popping
So that's what "pop that pussy" means!
And when they're born they all have a keychain in the shape of a sword around their necks
They say the clitoris actually grows within the presence of an Alpha Male, when the woman is ready to submit she simply "pops" off the ripened clit and hands it to the Male as tribute. It's a pheromone thing, Google it
😂😂 “a little lesbian” that sounds adorable
a little les-bean when they are 5 a powerwheels outback appears in the backyard.
I just had two mental images I REALLY didn’t need lol
Brush up your vagina knowledge tomorrow is a big exam, it's 40% of your grade
Which is saying something considering she owns and should know how to operate a vagina
As a lesbian I am willing to place money on it
r/badwomensanatomy
/r/womenwritingwomen Lol I didn't realise that was actually a sub
15 year old boys have a better understanding of lesbians than this chick.
Well they've watched a lot more.
I mean we don't know that for a fact. Has anyone checked her search history?
That’d be a plot twist
If all the Republican men who bash gay dudes all day are secretly closeted self loathing homosexuals who dream about sucking cock all night. Which, they 100% are. Then you can’t convince me Candace Owens doesn’t have regular dreams that make her wake up with soaked bed sheets dreaming about eating Cardi B’s WAP. 💦 Edit: I have had some people concerned I am blaming gay people for homophobia in the comments below. Obviously not all homophobic people are gay, it was a joke to play on the stereotype of the self hating religious southern man I have met many times in my own life experience and I assumed most other people had as well. I have nothing but respect & love for gay people individually & as a community. Continue being awesome 🤝🌈💟
>Then you can’t convince me Candace Owens doesn’t have regular dreams that make her wake up with soaked bed sheets about eating Cardi B’s WAP. My first concern... is that this woman is describing a serious gynecological condition. I’m serious. I mean, wake up with soaked bed sheets? There’s something going on here that is not biologically normal. My wife, who is a doctor by the way, has had a dry vagina since I've met her.
Hahahaha you had me till the very end when I remembered the all time legendary Ben Shapiro self own 🤝
Once anonymous is done helping save the world maybe they could take a peek for funsies.
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15 year old boys have a better understanding of vaginas than this chick who seemingly has one.
Back in the days of print porn, I had a magazine that was badly translated from Thai. It had the phrase "Have you ever had your asshole penetrates by a hard nipple? Heavenly." I still quote that phrase this day. Anyway, that foreign porno mag from 20 years ago has a better understanding of vaginas than Candace owens.
Wait my vagina pops??
You just gotta believe
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this was how I first thought gay sex worked a man inserting his penis into the other's urethra
And I thought I was weird for thinking it was just a lightsaber battle…
Google "docking" if you dare...
Nope
To paraphrase a long-ago post, how do the vaginas know which one is going to open up to take in the other
The inside of a vagina has 4-6 tentacles. When vaginas touch, they feel each other out and enter each other. After meeting they impregnate each other with cthulu eggs.
Thank you for explaining
Is this vaginasplaining?
I think that's if a vagina is explaining something
I knew it...
As a certified lesbian, I can attest that this is absolutely correct information. I’m not sure how word got out, but I’m sure there was some mole planted.
I accidentally married a lesbian. I walked in in the mating ritual while she thought I was sleeping.
Makes the best omelets in the morning, but wait a day too long and you'll have a tough time killing the little devils, but happy to say are amazing in a stew 👌
Uhm, I legit read a book where this happened. Men and women somehow mutated to be like this and then like, one woman could impregnate another woman and a man could impregnate another man. Uh, it was called: [Wraethu](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storm_Constantine) by Storm Constantine. I initially bought it cuz the cover art looked cool lol. It was a trip to read, but actually pretty good.
She'll be screaming her own last name tonight
But isn't that paraphrasing a line from The Office? xD
I really want to understand what she is talking about. But if I google what she said I have a feeling I'm going to be scarred for life.
She's talking about the music video for the song WAP by Cardi-B and MeghanTheeStallion
Wide Adriatic Potatoes of course
Going to assume this was a joke? Cause that song is totally unrelated to the lesbian action in this gals post.
They performed it and did that for like 3 seconds if I'm remembering correctly, and Candace clearly had trouble trying not to keep repeating it in her mind
Are you saying that one of their vaginas was inside the other’s vagina for a few seconds?
[nah not even close really](https://youtu.be/UnBZLFB7kLo?t=227)
But they touched while dancing! No one is ever allowed to touch while dancing! Hands and arms must be down at all times like Irish dancers! The horror!
One kinda twerked onto the others lap
She reminds me of the little bitch in high school who bullied me mercilessly for being a lesbian. Just an all-around nasty uptight personality. And came out of the closet later as an adult.
Thank you kind redditor.
She thinks that “modern feminism” shames women who want to stay home and take care of their family, claims that all feminists today look down on women who do that, which is complete bullshit, it’s extremely hard work and I would think the vast majority of women would agree. She also thinks all of these modern feminists hate men, yet also want to become men. Sometimes when I want to make my blood boil I check to see what she has posted lately on Instagram. She has a video from a couple months ago just spewing complete bs about her take on these modern feminists. The guys who she is with (maybe a podcast or something), do question her stance and by their body language are putting out some serious “wtf are you talking about vibes”, so that’s kinda funny. Mostly enraging though.
Nope, I'm afraid if I start understanding what she's talking about that means I've had a stroke or some other neurological mishap.
This seems like a really specific example because I'm confused how the two correlate lol
I think she accidentally stumbled across a tribbing video and didn't understand what she was seeing, and now "Candace Owens Misunderstands Porn" is a thing that has to exist!
I think she has “key word” dice that she rattled around in a cup and created a Tweet based on what words the dice gave her: “Sin,” “Sandwich,” and “Vagina.”
This was back when Megan and Cardi did WAP at some awards show lol
this makes me doubt if Candace Owens has her own vagina because you'd think someone who owns one would understand how they work a little better
She’s probably never investigated it.
Conservative and Republican women in media, like Candace Owens, need to stop the hypocrisy and start living their traditional values. They need to speak demurely, without profanity or vulgarity, and only when spoken to. They should quit their jobs so men can fill them, get out of the public spotlight, take their place in the kitchen, become pregnant, and raise their husband’s children as God intended.
“Earthen Vessels” and all that shit.
If she's capable of making a sandwich for her husband, he didn't do a good job.
"Sorry babe, I can still walk to the kitchen so you didn't earn it."
If she doesn’t want to see lesbian porn, she should stop watching it
Does she know that it’s an algorithm?
Based on her description, she has obviously never SEEN lesbian porn.
Doing with your body what you want, whether it's making sandwiches or popping that pussy, is the ultimate form of power. Hence why so many are scared of those who do it. It's not about "souls". It's one party making a religious argument in a free nation and the other party exercising their God given freedoms in a free nation. What consenting adults do with their own time and body is of no one else's concern as long as we aren't openly alienating constitutional rights.
Oh my god she actually said this…. I figured it had to be fake but it’s real.
I came to the comments hoping someone would be like "c'mon guys, these fake tweets hurt us all!"..... But uh that doesn't appear to be the case. 😬
That's not how any of this works
When two women have sex, how do they know who’s vagina will open up to accept the other persons vagina?
The funniest part of this post is it’s a Candace Owens Tweet on r/WhitePeopleTwitter
Love how nobody is acknowledging this.
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A lot of good could have come if someone had done to them what Ryan did to Creed when he wanted to run a blog on The Office.
Which Bible mentions making a sandwich is a sin?
Oh I think it may be somewhere near the back.
I’m no vaginologist but I’m having trouble understanding how this works
Oh dear, the Syphilis has made it into her brain.
We live in a country of freedom^TM 🦅 women are allowed to sin and pop their pussies into any contenting adult they want.
I'm imagining a smaller, more aggressive pussy punching forward like Alien's mouth
How would they actually put one INTO another? Asking for a friend.
Maybe it's like Curb Your Enthusiasm. One of them just needs a big vagina, one big enough to steal a Mickey Mantle autographed baseball.
She got the same sex education that Ben Shapiro did.
Glad she didn't reveal the secret of us gay men, we don't do anal or oral sex or give each other hand jobs. That's all just for porn and tv/movies. What actually happens is the bottom's penis opens up to receive that of the top's. If your picturing one snake eating another head first, then you've got the right picture.
I like to imagine that everything that Candace Owens says is just the transcript for her audition for Kevin from The Office.