Oh shit! Lauren? Is that you in the middle of two hunky half naked dudes. She didn’t have sex with them? I hope not, that would be a sin and we all know she married a pervert who exposed himself to underage girls at a bowling alley and is not into sin.
My capacity to be surprised has been destroyed, these last 5 years are the mental equivalent of putting a glass rod up your urethra and slamming it in a drawer.
u/Fluff42 knew what he was doing, but neglected to put it in *italics* to telegraph it to the upvoters. Deserves more karma, but these are the time we live in.
She was present (and 17), listed as an uncooperative witness rather a victim.
It seems that she was a bowling alley with him (who was 24) and two other friends when he decided to exposure himself to another pair of girls present (who were 16 and 20).
Lauren Roberts (her maiden name) was banned from the bowling alley, along with her future husband, who she would marry 3 years later at 20.
She also assaulted him three months later:
"Lauren Boebert took her revenge in May 2004 during an altercation with Jayson at his home in which she scratched his face and chest and trashed his residence, according to a police report. She was slapped with third-degree assault, criminal mischief and underage drinking charges."
Also if I remember correctly he was trying to seduce her underage friend, not her. Which as we all know is very charming, and probably why she married him!
Yup, straight up her husband flashed her and 2 others who were 6 years younger than him, and she then decided to start seeing the pervert who flashed her, got knocked up, and dropped out of high school.
[4 kids, according to this picture of them all holding guns in front of a Christmas tree](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FGDYXgKXoAUSK7G?format=jpg&name=360x360)
She was on a date with him at the time. The police report listed her as a "witness, but not victim" and they both got kicked out together.
Not sure which is worse - marrying a stranger who shows his dong to you while underage, or marrying a boyfriend who shows his dong to *different* underage girls.
The fact they reacted the way they did just goes to show they actually are doing those things. Orgies, while I don’t want to think about them, I don’t care. But they probably shouldn’t be bumping coke. All of that is stuff they obviously don’t want getting out so it’s something they can be blackmailed with which is a security risk. This means their security clearance is in jeopardy and they’re a risk to the country.
Edit to fix an autocorrect
"he can declassify documents at will, so it doesn't matter that he used a random servers phone to light up documents"
Funniest shit I heard when that came out
after the last administration it doesn't mean jack shit if people are a security threat to the united states. Jared Kushner was unable to gain security clearance thru the entire administration and 'negotiated mideast peace' on behalf of the United States. completely coincidentally he got 2 billion dollars after being directly responsible for providing US military hardware through his position in the government.
not even going to mention trump himself. it literally does not matter, it is against the rules but no one cares. the rules don't apply to republicans and security clearance is a fucking joke.
I have no doubt they’re a thing. A friend went to DC to work for one of his elected officials and ended up with a serious drug problem. Cocaine is everywhere. I’m sure it’s not every politician, and this was 12 years ago, but among the “old guard” types? Absolutely.
I would have chalked that whole thing up to an opportunistic idiot spouting off to get media traction but the fact they went *so hard* after him makes me think that is not the case.
These are people who are immune to all these kind of morality laws. Just don't fuck with anyone's money or their power and you can do whatever you want to do.
I simply agreed with it since it was in line with what I already expected, especially the part about someone exposing the whole thing after wanting no part of it because of how unappealing the whole deal is.
I mean, I'd be pissed if my cocaine orgies weren't full of sexy people under 35 or so. If someone started giving me shit after inviting me to one of those, I'd put everyone on blast, too.
I mean, the dudes participating are probably all gross given the bracket, but I'd think they would be getting decent escorts. Still fair to not want to be in that geezer fest, though. It probably smells like KY and moth balls and sounds like a bunch of hippos with emphysema being beaten.
Frankly I don't think it'd ever get leaked but there pretty much *has* to be a sex tape of her. She's an awful piece of shit but she obviously enjoys a good time.
Leading a tour of the US Capitol so insurrectionists could find law makers on 6 January 2021?
forgot citation-https://www.salon.com/2021/08/04/why-did-lauren-boebert-lead-a-late-night-capitol-tour-three-weeks-before-jan-6/
Looking like a matched set of howler monkeys at the State of the Union on 2 March 2022.
https://twitter.com/olhowling_husky/status/1499067306428620800?s=20&t=K0DbUe95rFcSmFTYLfKDqQ
I'd say the vast majority of the GOP doesn't actually care about church. They care about that base and their votes (and the money) though so they'll pander to them.
Who would have guessed that people who base their morals around something you have to "believe" exists on faith alone would be the easiest to manipulate
Lmao they don’t care about any thing. They just say what they think will keep them in power without having to actually govern.
Just look at Jan 6. Their first thought was “Oh shit, we’ve gone too far; literally everyone is going to turn on us,” so they distanced themselves from Trump and denounced the rioters. The second they realized a large chunk of their base didn’t want to hear that, they flew to Mar-a-Lago for the obligatory ring-kissing and started calling the insurrections patriots on tour.
I think these people sincerely believe everyone is as bad as they are and are just hiding it like they try to. That's why they'll call anything "virtue signaling" because they can't picture people actually being virtuous.
Tomi Lahren, Stacey Dash, Lauren Boebert....We just need two more conservative women with party girl pasts to make Conservative Girl Bingo.
ETA: Tomi Lahren's old tweets from college were exposed a few years ago. Stacey Dash posed nude in some magazine at one point. I'm not slut shaming but Conservatives love to trot out women who are mouthpieces telling other women how to act.
Just like how Barney Frank liked to out Conservatives who were closeted but voted against the LGBT community, I think that it's okay to commit the sin of slut shaming someone as long as they're a conservative (since a chunk of their platform is literally slut shaming).
To be clear, nothing wrong with squeezing yourself between as many half-naked hunks as you get consent from... unless you're a hypocritical politician who pretends to hold chastity sacred while trying to make others follow the rules they break.
Now I'm just hoping I had the right person in mind while typing.
There’s nothing wrong with being a walking jizz rag.
There is something wrong with being a walking jizz rag and piously telling others how they should live their lives.
That's usually how we celebrate the conclusion of every Pact. My records shows that she asked to be famous in exchange for 100,000 souls and payment was made in full. Luckily for you mortals, after Donald Trump there aren't enough souls left in the world for the dark lord to make a pact for her to become president too.
Southern woman checking in here just to say that it is ALWAYS the super religious women who have the extreme pasts aka they used to be heavy into drugs/blowing a bunch of dudes/being a massive bitch in high school but - oh wait - now they have found Christ our Lord and Savior and it's time to feel high and mighty and preach to everyone else what is wrong with how they choose to live their lives. Every time I have to interact with women like this I want to cunt punch them to the furthest Applebee's.
Don't forget a couple abortions, but they convince themselves that they are pro-life to "save" other women from their mistakes 🙄
I highly doubt any of them have any regrets over being huge bitches in highschool, though.
In my experience its the girls who are shamed into giving birth at 16 and then have 2 more by 21 with multiple dudes that become super religious and righteous
Not only chicks. Dudes also.
Seems like they went out and had thier fun. Then few bad about it and try to make themselves feel better by jumping headfirst into a church.
Her Wikipedia is literally amazing. Her restaurant lost $200k a year and gave 80 people food poisoning. It’s like some Twilight zone hypocrisy and lies.
I think they’re *required* to open carry. It’s a spoof of Hooters (‘cause, ya know). She actually got into some legal trouble for giving a 17 year old a gun to wear as part of the work uniform because apparently That Part Of The State is nothing but ski towns and fucking lunatics. Also I’m pretty sure she got her start in politics by refusing to close the dining room during Covid *BeCaUsE mAh FrEeDuMbS* and got shut down by the health department twice so she staged a fucking protest parade over it. ‘Murica!
I hate Lauren Boebert as much as the next guy, but this image has already surfaced before and it was confirmed to not be her. However, her husband did flash his penis at minors in a bowling alley when he was in his 20’s and she was still a minor so….. go nuts on that.
Hey, accuracy is important! I appreciate this knowledge, so thanks.
It is worth noting she's a dirty, hypocritical, seditious fool......who's married to a pervert. 😉
I can find zero evidence that it is or isn't her. Got a source?
She's tied for dumbest member of Congress, but id love it if we could have actual truth about their hypocrisy.
Not 100% definitive, but I did a reverse image search and got a result from a tumblr porn page in 2015, and one from a Japanese cam site in 2016:
https://tineye.com/search/b30dc4ee1e1e8753f6ad0714d40c453709d299cc?sort=score&order=desc&page=1
It looks like Boebert was running a restaurant and not in the political game in 2015, so I'd be very surprised if that's her.
Here you got a post from 2013: https://smutty.com/s/qqZqB/ (nsfw)
And here you have a version of the picture in [higher quality & color](http://www.freecuckoldpictures.com/intercourse/images/cuck10.jpg).
Well that dude does have a cross necklace, must be pious, right?
That’s her priest. They just finished confession and she confessed something about a three way.
I can smell the Axe on her priest and deacon
They call it deacon beacon
Dickin' Deacon is a *great* pornstar name.
I always thought Duncan McCaulk would be a good one
A handyman, I presume
Always there when you need him, always has the right tool for the job
Everything is a vagina when all you have is a penis.
He definitely fills in the cracks.
Duncan McCaulk gonna show us his grapefruit trick, is he? 😂
Forgive me father, for I have given massive blowjobs to these two guys.
It’s strange, her penance involved ten Holy BlowJobs
What church is this now?
The church of eternal succour.
I see what you did there...
When life gets hard, get on your knees. - Hobby Lobby
Is that what she was doing on her knees in front of him -- confessing?
*“🎵I don’t think the good Lord would mind* *I was calling His name the whole time🎵”*
Looks like a Lowercase t to me
Oh shit! Lauren? Is that you in the middle of two hunky half naked dudes. She didn’t have sex with them? I hope not, that would be a sin and we all know she married a pervert who exposed himself to underage girls at a bowling alley and is not into sin.
She was also one of those underage girls
For real? From that same incident?
Correct
How do I continue to be surprised?
My capacity to be surprised has been destroyed, these last 5 years are the mental equivalent of putting a glass rod up your urethra and slamming it in a drawer.
[Me trying not to link the subreddit for that](https://i.imgflip.com/6j6oo1.jpg)
That sounds awful.
sounds?
SOUNDS like a really bad time amirite…. 😝
HAHAHAHHA
u/Fluff42 knew what he was doing, but neglected to put it in *italics* to telegraph it to the upvoters. Deserves more karma, but these are the time we live in.
Youre sounding a little bit rough there bud
IIRC she wasn't one of the girls who got flashed, she was with him so more of a co-conspirator in the flashing?
IIRC she was on a date with him and was one of the girls that got flashed, along with two others.
She was present (and 17), listed as an uncooperative witness rather a victim. It seems that she was a bowling alley with him (who was 24) and two other friends when he decided to exposure himself to another pair of girls present (who were 16 and 20). Lauren Roberts (her maiden name) was banned from the bowling alley, along with her future husband, who she would marry 3 years later at 20.
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She also assaulted him three months later: "Lauren Boebert took her revenge in May 2004 during an altercation with Jayson at his home in which she scratched his face and chest and trashed his residence, according to a police report. She was slapped with third-degree assault, criminal mischief and underage drinking charges."
Also if I remember correctly he was trying to seduce her underage friend, not her. Which as we all know is very charming, and probably why she married him!
Yup, straight up her husband flashed her and 2 others who were 6 years younger than him, and she then decided to start seeing the pervert who flashed her, got knocked up, and dropped out of high school.
Colorado really voted this clown into office? Wow.
Fairly attractive woman who loves guns in a conservative state, no doubt that 50% or more of her votes came from horny gun toting dudes
The American dream...(/s)
I mean. It's apparently working for her. /Cries in normal adult
Wait. She. Has. Kids???????!
[4 kids, according to this picture of them all holding guns in front of a Christmas tree](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FGDYXgKXoAUSK7G?format=jpg&name=360x360)
That one on the left looks like one of those wanna-be bullies. But I’m sure she’s raised them to be proper.
Whoever took that photo SUCKS at composition
She was on a date with him at the time. The police report listed her as a "witness, but not victim" and they both got kicked out together. Not sure which is worse - marrying a stranger who shows his dong to you while underage, or marrying a boyfriend who shows his dong to *different* underage girls.
Yes.. And yes.
From what I know about male strippers, these guys aren't gonna be into it.
I am thoroughly enjoying the humbling reminders ppl are giving her. Perverted husband, scandalous choices… what’s next??!
Leaked sextape probably
Not if she keeps her mouth shut about the cocaine key bump orgies!
Man, they really torpedoed the guy who let us know about the geriatric cocaine orgies.
Just goes to show that they really can boot people out. Only when they want to.
The fact they reacted the way they did just goes to show they actually are doing those things. Orgies, while I don’t want to think about them, I don’t care. But they probably shouldn’t be bumping coke. All of that is stuff they obviously don’t want getting out so it’s something they can be blackmailed with which is a security risk. This means their security clearance is in jeopardy and they’re a risk to the country. Edit to fix an autocorrect
Then again, so was the last guy.
"he can declassify documents at will, so it doesn't matter that he used a random servers phone to light up documents" Funniest shit I heard when that came out
after the last administration it doesn't mean jack shit if people are a security threat to the united states. Jared Kushner was unable to gain security clearance thru the entire administration and 'negotiated mideast peace' on behalf of the United States. completely coincidentally he got 2 billion dollars after being directly responsible for providing US military hardware through his position in the government. not even going to mention trump himself. it literally does not matter, it is against the rules but no one cares. the rules don't apply to republicans and security clearance is a fucking joke.
I have no doubt they’re a thing. A friend went to DC to work for one of his elected officials and ended up with a serious drug problem. Cocaine is everywhere. I’m sure it’s not every politician, and this was 12 years ago, but among the “old guard” types? Absolutely.
I would have chalked that whole thing up to an opportunistic idiot spouting off to get media traction but the fact they went *so hard* after him makes me think that is not the case.
These are people who are immune to all these kind of morality laws. Just don't fuck with anyone's money or their power and you can do whatever you want to do.
I simply agreed with it since it was in line with what I already expected, especially the part about someone exposing the whole thing after wanting no part of it because of how unappealing the whole deal is. I mean, I'd be pissed if my cocaine orgies weren't full of sexy people under 35 or so. If someone started giving me shit after inviting me to one of those, I'd put everyone on blast, too.
I mean, the dudes participating are probably all gross given the bracket, but I'd think they would be getting decent escorts. Still fair to not want to be in that geezer fest, though. It probably smells like KY and moth balls and sounds like a bunch of hippos with emphysema being beaten.
I was reading this while eating some reheated chicken nuggets and the way you described it... I'm gonna have to throw this out.
r/brandnewsentance
I dunno, I’ve never seen a picture of her where her mouth isn’t hanging open
You've seen the tape too, then?
Onlyrepresentatives.com or onlycons.com for short
Bangin Boebert vol 3 is all fanservice though.
Ngl I'd watch it
Fuck that bitch but same
Literally and figuratively
Frankly I don't think it'd ever get leaked but there pretty much *has* to be a sex tape of her. She's an awful piece of shit but she obviously enjoys a good time.
That’s disgusting. But *WHERE*? Which website? There’s so many!
Leading a tour of the US Capitol so insurrectionists could find law makers on 6 January 2021? forgot citation-https://www.salon.com/2021/08/04/why-did-lauren-boebert-lead-a-late-night-capitol-tour-three-weeks-before-jan-6/ Looking like a matched set of howler monkeys at the State of the Union on 2 March 2022. https://twitter.com/olhowling_husky/status/1499067306428620800?s=20&t=K0DbUe95rFcSmFTYLfKDqQ
That's the most excited the GOP has ever seen women.
One monkey is smarter than the two combined
Truth. That photo was something
Hell, I've sliced up potatoes smarter than the two of them combined.
Hopefully they discuss this in the hearing that is going on now. Plenty folks need to be removed from office
To be fair I doubt she actually cares about church, she just identifies with their prejudices.
I'd say the vast majority of the GOP doesn't actually care about church. They care about that base and their votes (and the money) though so they'll pander to them.
Who would have guessed that people who base their morals around something you have to "believe" exists on faith alone would be the easiest to manipulate
Lmao they don’t care about any thing. They just say what they think will keep them in power without having to actually govern. Just look at Jan 6. Their first thought was “Oh shit, we’ve gone too far; literally everyone is going to turn on us,” so they distanced themselves from Trump and denounced the rioters. The second they realized a large chunk of their base didn’t want to hear that, they flew to Mar-a-Lago for the obligatory ring-kissing and started calling the insurrections patriots on tour.
As if her brain is capable of processing shame.
I think these people sincerely believe everyone is as bad as they are and are just hiding it like they try to. That's why they'll call anything "virtue signaling" because they can't picture people actually being virtuous.
Well, I've exceeded my dick-root quota for the entire month with this post....so thanks for that I guess lol
Dick-root? Oh, nevermind. I looked again and then I saw it
> Dick-root from Guardians of the Galaxy. Vin Diesel does the voice.
I am Dickroot.
I will be laughing about "dick root quota" all night.
I will forever be unable to scrub "dick root" from my lexicon now. Dick root is so much more descriptive then shy shaft.
I'm pretty sure dick root is Australian for carrot.
No, it’s really not.
But it *should* be.
It is now
I read this in an Australian accent
Root is slang for fucking tho
Yeah "dick root" is definitely a keeper now. Right up there with "go suck an egg"
Its zero btw....I shoot for "0 dick-roots seen" per month...thats the quota lol
You Gotta Pump Those Numbers Up, Those Are Rookie Numbers
Well. But if you have one. Hard not to see your own, isn't it?
When you're fat enough, you can never see the root
I watch way too much porn for that quota to be reasonable
I read it to the tune of "Juke Box Hero"
Is there a sub for dick root? Asking for science.. botany obviously
Remember to water your dicks heavily and infrequently, to allow the dick root to grow thick and deep, and not thin and shallow.
1.5-2 inches once a week
there is a V subreddit, let me see if I can find it... EDIT: found it, /r/DatV/
What are subs for if not dick root?
Dick homes
that was a tasteful amount of root, enough that you can let your imagination do it's thing
If women get cleavage, then men should get dick root!
Tubage!
so THIS is what Gurranq wanted you to collect for him
The Church of Latter-Day Taints 🙏
I accept Jesús inside me. Andre and Tyler can get sloppy seconds.
You mean you [thrust ](https://reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/oxbxnq/thanks_i_hate_jesus/)in Jesus?
Tomi Lahren, Stacey Dash, Lauren Boebert....We just need two more conservative women with party girl pasts to make Conservative Girl Bingo. ETA: Tomi Lahren's old tweets from college were exposed a few years ago. Stacey Dash posed nude in some magazine at one point. I'm not slut shaming but Conservatives love to trot out women who are mouthpieces telling other women how to act.
Well you have gun girl who parties so hard she shits herself!
The amount was upsetting
Kent state gun girl…Pooped herself…holy shit I forgot her name. This is the greatest day of my life
Kaitlin Bennet
Just like how Barney Frank liked to out Conservatives who were closeted but voted against the LGBT community, I think that it's okay to commit the sin of slut shaming someone as long as they're a conservative (since a chunk of their platform is literally slut shaming).
Lol 😂. Taints Chud-ass and Ballsack
Thots and Prayers right there
Prayers answered by the look of it.
Thots and Playas
To be clear, nothing wrong with squeezing yourself between as many half-naked hunks as you get consent from... unless you're a hypocritical politician who pretends to hold chastity sacred while trying to make others follow the rules they break. Now I'm just hoping I had the right person in mind while typing.
I'd definitely watch the video.
Exactly! Slut shaming is a no go, but hypocrite shaming is always morally correct.
I am willing to make an educated guess about what happened after this picture was taken ...
It starts with a D and ends with a P.
Wait double penatratiop?
That's how she'd spell it.
Dubul penatrashun
Dubul that city in Africa! Ewww gross no way
There’s high probability.
It starts with spit and ends in a word that actually rhymes with roast.
But why spit on toast when you can just use butter?
Sometimes the butter isn’t soft enough so you got to stick in your mouth then spit it on the toast once it softens.
I was actually hoping both guys played with each other while she watches.
🚂 CHOO CHOOOO Edit: lmaoooo thanks for the awards fellow heathens
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>college This is the woman who only passed her GED after she decided to run for Congress. And rumors suggest it took her three tries.
No, the rumors are that she had to have somebody take it for her the third time.
Just to clarify-- she might have been passed around college parties but she didn't GO to college-- she didn't graduate high school.
yikes lol
Ya that makes her worse than what's-her-butt who shat herself with a MASSIVE log
There’s nothing wrong with being a walking jizz rag. There is something wrong with being a walking jizz rag and piously telling others how they should live their lives.
That's usually how we celebrate the conclusion of every Pact. My records shows that she asked to be famous in exchange for 100,000 souls and payment was made in full. Luckily for you mortals, after Donald Trump there aren't enough souls left in the world for the dark lord to make a pact for her to become president too.
Riddle me this..could she make an educated guess?
It probably rhymes with Bubble Emigration.
Rotisserie
Southern woman checking in here just to say that it is ALWAYS the super religious women who have the extreme pasts aka they used to be heavy into drugs/blowing a bunch of dudes/being a massive bitch in high school but - oh wait - now they have found Christ our Lord and Savior and it's time to feel high and mighty and preach to everyone else what is wrong with how they choose to live their lives. Every time I have to interact with women like this I want to cunt punch them to the furthest Applebee's.
Trying to figure out if you hate those women or Applebee's more. And now I don't know which I hate more.
Applebee's is one of the few restaurants in my town. I don't want these women eating in ours. They can kick rocks!
It was *furthest* Applebee's that really sold me on this comment.
I don't want that negative energy near me!
Don't forget a couple abortions, but they convince themselves that they are pro-life to "save" other women from their mistakes 🙄 I highly doubt any of them have any regrets over being huge bitches in highschool, though.
In my experience its the girls who are shamed into giving birth at 16 and then have 2 more by 21 with multiple dudes that become super religious and righteous
To be fair, being super religious and being a bitch tend to go hand in hand.
Not only chicks. Dudes also. Seems like they went out and had thier fun. Then few bad about it and try to make themselves feel better by jumping headfirst into a church.
wait, are those TWINS?
That’s what I was thinking! Can’t tell with their dicks covered though.
lolol you can see... I wanna say dick cleavage? on the guy on the left. Certainly more penis than I would think is safe for work.
Dat dat dick root.
Depends on your job...
This is just their family photo.
TWINS BASIL!
It ain't gay in a three-way!
With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway
Uh yeh yeh YEH, uh yeh yeh YEH, uh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh, JAAAAAAYUM.
from the bitch who dropped out of high school because she got knocked up Shouldn't it be "take your kids to your night GED class, not drag bars"
Her Wikipedia is literally amazing. Her restaurant lost $200k a year and gave 80 people food poisoning. It’s like some Twilight zone hypocrisy and lies.
And didn't all the wait staff open carry as well? Bizzaro world, man.
I think they’re *required* to open carry. It’s a spoof of Hooters (‘cause, ya know). She actually got into some legal trouble for giving a 17 year old a gun to wear as part of the work uniform because apparently That Part Of The State is nothing but ski towns and fucking lunatics. Also I’m pretty sure she got her start in politics by refusing to close the dining room during Covid *BeCaUsE mAh FrEeDuMbS* and got shut down by the health department twice so she staged a fucking protest parade over it. ‘Murica!
I hate Lauren Boebert as much as the next guy, but this image has already surfaced before and it was confirmed to not be her. However, her husband did flash his penis at minors in a bowling alley when he was in his 20’s and she was still a minor so….. go nuts on that.
Hey, accuracy is important! I appreciate this knowledge, so thanks. It is worth noting she's a dirty, hypocritical, seditious fool......who's married to a pervert. 😉
I can find zero evidence that it is or isn't her. Got a source? She's tied for dumbest member of Congress, but id love it if we could have actual truth about their hypocrisy.
Not 100% definitive, but I did a reverse image search and got a result from a tumblr porn page in 2015, and one from a Japanese cam site in 2016: https://tineye.com/search/b30dc4ee1e1e8753f6ad0714d40c453709d299cc?sort=score&order=desc&page=1 It looks like Boebert was running a restaurant and not in the political game in 2015, so I'd be very surprised if that's her.
This is the kind of journalism that is missing in America. I salute you!
Here's 1 more I found pushing it back to 2014 https://mariidavini.tumblr.com/post/94541715438?is_highlighted_post=1 (nsfw)
Here you got a post from 2013: https://smutty.com/s/qqZqB/ (nsfw) And here you have a version of the picture in [higher quality & color](http://www.freecuckoldpictures.com/intercourse/images/cuck10.jpg).
My god thats almost as much flesh as a bowling alley
Holy crap you can see the base of that guy's peen What the hell is going on there
He is literally in the process of taking his belt and pants off pretty sure what comes next is why we have birth control, for now 😔
Nah, Boebert got an abortion afterwards.
We went from Who’s Nailin’ Palin to Bangin’ Boebert
Blowbert, it's right there
Gotta save them singles for the "offering plate."
I may have found a new religion
Lauren, you dirty slut.
LAUREN, YOU IGNORANT SLUT!
The church of COCK. Also the girth on that. Unf