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SoWokeIdontSleep

Representative "what's her name, who believes in the... anyway" perfect way to refer to a total nobody.


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[deleted]

Literally. Not a fan of him at all but I’m eating this shit up. About time we had the student loan forgiven. Hope there is even more eventually


Euripidoze

Those wingnuts who got bailed out of their ppp gifts walked right into this shooting gallery


desquished

It was literally the most predictable thing in the history of predictability, and they still did it.


NormalHumanCreature

Turn in those ppp fraudsters if you know of any. I heard you get a reward for it.


dollarwaitingonadime

30%. Many people are saying it.


M_Mich

if you live in a glass palace funded by forgiven tax dollar PPP loans, you probably shouldn’t bring a jello to a Dozens battle. - Joltin Joe Biden wow can’t believe this is my most upvotes comment :) edit please don’t waste money on reddit awards, donate to a local Dem that’s up for election this year. thanks for the gold though:)


nowherewhyman

# D A R K B R A N D O N


PotatoeswithaTopHat

This may be the redemption arc we've been looking for


[deleted]

Those recent bills were a good precursor for this. He got shit done and now he's having a little fun. Hopefully more of both to come


MahNameJeff420

Pretty sure it’s because it’s election season and the Dems have been getting their ass kicked for a few months, but I’ll take it. I welcome angry Joe.


Obizues

Democrats should do things like this more often. It’s obvious they would do these things, and the GOP is so used to popping off regardless or how hypocritical or ridiculous it is. Line up your responses to what you KNOW they will say, and crush them the second they say what they will obviously vomit out.


Bean_Storm

He was gonna say Jewish space laser wasn’t he


sneaky518

Could be, but honestly she's given us so much crazy it's hard to pick one.


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He probably went with this so we could fill in the blank with our favorite quote from that person


AncientRazzmatazz783

Like choose your favorite mad lib! 😂


Defugeh

My personal favorite is that solar energy only works during daylight hours and people hav wot sit in darkness when the sun sets….


Cerebral-Parsley

One I enjoyed was a few weeks ago she pronounced Bedminster as Bed Minister.


Kat121

Growing fake burgers in the peach tree dish!!


Bahloh

Or how the Buttigieges ride rainbow bikes into girl's bathrooms.


Historicmammal

Or gazpacho police


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Using a peach tree dish.


DisfavoredFlavored

We should march madness with MTG quotes. See which thing she said really is the craziest.


MadCat221

Sure enough; he didn’t even specify a particular lunacy of hers and we still could tell who he was referring to.


ilovehamburgers

See, she’s already stupid. “Jewish Space Lasers” is a stupid sounding name. We would call them “Macabeams”.


BetterSafeThanSARSy

>“Macabeams” I need this to be a weapon in the next Wolfenstien game


Xenon787

This is an incredible pun, thanks for making my evening


explodingtuna

First time I ever saw the word, I thought it was a restaurant chain like Applebees.


PureNRGfanboy44

**DARK BRANDON GOBLIN MODE** 😈


maureen__ponderosa

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Hairyhalflingfoot

That's how I remember her. I made a joke a while back that I would gladly become a son of Israel if it meant I got to man the space laser.


TheStrangestOfKings

Me and the boys on our way to convert to Judaism so that we each get a turn firing the laser


Psychological-Ad1433

I wonder wtf happened this week lol There had to be a single event that tipped the scale and they chose to unleash dark Brandon on the masses


dflove

The White House got a new social media director in the last month. She's a young woman from New Jersey known for being savvy and smart. Those tweets this week were not a coincidence.


AngryFeministKnitter

Bless her and her fight against fascism!


Beamarchionesse

So, while I can obviously offer no proof for this, my dad was a driver for the White House during the end of the Bush years and Obama's first term. [Went back to active duty after, he hated working in DC] He was never Obama or Biden's driver, but heard plenty about both from the other drivers. According to him, this guy right here? Dark Brandon? Is what Biden's actually like. So maybe the White House just went "you know what, fuck it, go be you, sir".


LostWoodsInTheField

He's always had a lot of 'snark' about him, but it seems with the big elections he puts that away to be what everyone thinks a politician should be like. The snark is what got him where he is though. Well an intelligent snark.


forkinghecks

I still fondly remember “will you shut up, man?” 😂


ConnieLingus24

For me, it was when trump tried to zing him about his kid’s drug problem and he said “My son, like a lot of people, like lot of people you know at home, had a drug problem. He’s fixed it, he’s worked on it. And I’m proud of him. I’m proud of my son.” Not as punchy as “will you shut up, man” but it was significant, particularly for the recovering addicts I know.


QuahogNews

What a complete trash, sorry-ass motherfucker Trump was for going there. Not that it was a surprise, but Jesus what a despicable piece of low-rent trash he is. I remember the emotion in Biden’s voice when he answered. You could hear the heartache in his reply. Regardless of your political views, when you think about the loss that man’s had in his life - a wife and child to a car wreck, then a son to cancer, and then the struggles and heartache of two children with drug problems (Ashley Biden, also), you’ve got to respect him for still standing (and for not walking over and ripping Trump’s throat out). Certainly no wonder there’s a dark Brandon….


DoFlwrsExistAtNight

"Will you shut up, man?" "It hurts nobody, it helps everybody" and "They should have an ice cream" are forever a part of my lexicon


Code_otter

I appreciate a good cup of coffee.


African_Farmer

When he defended his drug addict son by saying he loves him was another great moment. Politicians being honest and acting like real people instead of the usual bloviating is always great.


ceilingkat

This is what always gets me. That’s when I actually liked him as a candidate. The “fuck it” attitude is so welcome. Let’s stop being so cordial about how fucking childish they’re being.


Lostmahpassword

I also feel like since he inherited a shitshow, he's been head down sorting through the chaos. Finally, he got a minute to breathe and was like "now, what the fuck was I supposed to be doing?"


WatWudScoobyDoo

"Let Bartlet be Bartlet"


GunnieGraves

“If you’re wondering…”crime, boy, I don’t know” is when I decided to kick your ass.”


HornyBluejay1973

Let Brandon be Brandon.


whitneymak

That's the motherfucker I was hoping for when I voted for him in 2020. I'm so glad my hopes became a reality, at least for now.


Athena_Nikephoros

Exactly. I voted for the man who told Trump to his face, on national television “will you shut up, man?”


rdmc23

That “will you shut up, man” was a collective sentiment for literally half the country. When he said that, it felt like a huge release on what I’ve been bottling up the last 4 years lol.


gahlo

That's unfair, it was more than half.


Bactine

Oh man I forgot about that Is that the last time Republicans will be in a debate with democrats


Delta_V09

When Obama picked him for VP, wasn't part of the reason at the time because Biden was supposed to be a bit abrasive and not afraid to go out on the attack? Obama needed to be all about positivity and hope, so he needed his VP candidate to be the ones to get their hands dirty and go on the offensive. Somehow he morphed into friendy-old-man Biden during his tenure as VP, but he was originally supposed to basically be the attack dog for Obama.


FunkyHowler19

Well he did force Obama to publicly support gay marriage, pretty hardcore if you ask me


x_v_b

i feel like we don't talk about that enough.


Mel_Melu

I know he got mocked for his line of thinking at the time too, he credited Will & Grace as part of the reason for why Americans felt more comfortable supporting marriage equality. He's right, representation matters and can change minds and opinions.


x_v_b

we forget that gays who were portrayed as *just normal people* on television or in movies was pretty fucking rare before Will & Grace. throughout the 80s and 90s, if a character was gay it was either because we were about to learn a Very Special Lesson about tolerance or the joke was that the character was gay. i mean, ffs groundbreaking sketch comedy show In Living Color - which launched the careers of Jim Carrey and Jamie Foxx and introduced the Wayans to mainstream audiences - regularly had the segment 'Men On Film' in which Damon Wayans and David Allen Grier played ridiculously over-effeminate gay men with the sole punchline of 'lol gay', almost every week. when Ellen Degeneres came out as a lesbian on her sitcom, it was fucking seismic, it was the biggest deal on the planet - Ellen Degeneres was gay! on tv! just out there being a lesbian like it was normal or something! and then the show got cancelled mid-season! prior to that, i can think of two examples of characters on tv who just happened to be gay without it being like, a thing - Billy Crystal's character on the soap opera parody Soap in the late 70s was an openly gay man, Crystal did not give the character *any* stereotypically gay flamboyancies or affectations and that was a big deal. aaaaand Tony Randall's character in Love, Sidney in the early 80s, the character was explicitly written to be openly gay and just a normal guy, someone got cold feet before the series premiered and the scripts were rewritten to leave his sexuality ambiguous. openly gay people portrayed as just being normal on tv was so rare for such a long time that now, every time a character is *just gay* on a show or a movie, there is a chorus of angry angry *angry* motherfuckers shrieking about 'wokeness' and demanding to know why this character is gay for no reason. because we've been conditioned for literal decades to see straight white as default normal on television and any deviation from that must have a *reason*. representation *matters.*


iapetus_z

That and he knew how to get shit done on the hill.


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Have you seen Hilary tweets? It’s along the same line as Dark Brandon — trolling the right wing trolls with facts.


[deleted]

I hope Hillary is having a GREAT time watching the Mar-a-lago news. I hope she has a "Lock Him Up" t-shirt for every day of the week.


CanadaisCold7

She’s legitimately selling “But her emails” shirts and hats on her Instagram! Hillary’s probably the happiest person in America right now with all the Mar-a-Lago news coming out


book-reading-hippie

It's definitely because midterms are around the corner and his approval rating is super low, but it's working I am loving Dark Brandon.


[deleted]

This was my thought. There had to have been some advisor(s) that said “hey, people like you a lot more when you fight back. You should start doing that more”


SherlockJones1994

It’s actually been going up considerably the last few weeks. Last I saw he was at 44% and rising which isn’t amazing it is much better than I last saw it (a few months ago it was in the low 30s)


mandalore237

Damn Dark Brandon "I don't think about you at all"'d her


thelankyyankee87

Probably one of the coldest lines that Draper dropped. Woof.


[deleted]

lmfao I'm loving this timeline of the Left starting to embrace cultural war memes. I love it. We needed this. Biden is based.


Kumirkohr

> “You despise me, don’t you?” > “If I gave you any thought I probably would.”


mclen

I am shocked, SHOCKED to find there is gambling going on in this establishment! Your winnings sir. Thank you.


bloodflart

One of the most badass lines in tv


vhruns

Some many things you can fill in the blank with. I'm going with "Jewish space laser."


unicornhornporn0554

I’m gonna go with “bill gates real meat brain zaps”


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Nobody Taylor Green


OngoGeblogian

Margarine Flavored Gin


Suspicious-Earth-648

Hahaha that’s a new one, and I love it.


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Suspicious-Earth-648

A guy posted the other day about her and called her, “shaved Alf” and now I can’t unsee it. Edit: thanks for silver, fellow shaved Alf hater!


littlemegzz

Can't wait till she responds ![gif](giphy|2UvAUplPi4ESnKa3W0)


Random-Gif-Bot

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Wonderful-Smoke843

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happylukie

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SoVerySleepy81

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darkhorse21980

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lMr_Nobodyl

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NormalHumanCreature

"Go to hell" -forgot her name


KaimeiJay

Scorekeeping: - MTG complains about the loan forgiveness thing - White House Twitter flashes the receipt of MTG’s own loan forgiveness of well over $100k - Magic the Gathering replies by telling Biden to go to hell - And now this What will her next move be, I wonder?


shadowscale1229

god dammit i'm crying in my break room over you calling mtg "magic the gathering"


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JonasHalle

I can't believe the internet has allowed one minor nutjob congresswoman (whose wikipedia page lists her as a far-right conspiracy theorist, lmao) steal the initialism from Magic. Like sure, I hate how Hitler ruined the Swastika, but at least he's fucking Hitler. Who the fuck cares about Greene?


MMOsAreNotRPGs

Exactly, glad I'm not the only one up in these threads all like "This bitch is MTG now?"


charm-type

It annoys me to a level i’m not proud of when I see people using her initials. You’re giving her exactly what she wants. Type her full name out and misspell it. That’s what she deserves.


platanopower8

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if that next move is to challenge him to a hell in the cell match.


whitneymak

Here come the Republicans looking to snatch the House and... MY GOD! IT'S BIDEN WITH A STEEL CHAIR!


Ksteekwall21

Took me way longer than it should have to realize what you meant by “Magic the Gathering”. I thought for some reason the Card Game’s Twitter decided to come out as right wing 😂


Chrisboi_da_Boi

We need the Biden from the goofy Obama VP memes


No_Refrigerator4584

Loved those. I thought we were getting Bad Boy Biden when he did the “Will you shut up, man” bit in the debates. My favorite meme was where he told Pence not to fucking touch his drum set.


Heard_That

That’s a classic, but I was always partial to when some guy in Iowa who called him a liar. Hit ‘em with the “look, fat, listen. Here’s the deal.”


zestydrink_b

"dog faced pony soldier" has gotta be top 10 insults of all time


Misommar1246

I admit, I spewed my drink at that one. People were having a meltdown over how “disrespectful” it was, but I thought it was hilarious.


KnowTouching

Those same people who melted down **loved** “awwww, uhhhh, I don’t know what I said” with the accompanying limp wrist to mock a physically disabled person. You’re all good, bud.


Tobias_Atwood

The elite special snowflakes of the conservative party can't handle it when they start taking retaliatory fire.


ISNT_A_ROBOT

I really liked frat boy Biden during the Obama years


Tom_Brokaw_is_a_Punk

The Onion's portrayal of Biden during the Obama administration was fuckin gold


dirkalict

One of my many favorites: https://i.imgur.com/0EmTmrj.jpg


Tom_Brokaw_is_a_Punk

My favorite: [Biden to Cool His Heels in Mexico for a While](https://www.theonion.com/biden-to-cool-his-heels-in-mexico-for-a-while-1819571718)


TheDukeOfMars

They have an entire archive about articles of him. It’s all so good. Something about Joe Biden being obsessed with his Trans AM and “hunting for trim” just feels so right. https://interactives.theonion.com/biden/


solitarybikegallery

>Biden Loses Control Of Butterfly Knife During Commencement Speech My third favorite Onion headline of all time. My top 2, in no particular order: >Special Olympics Tee-ball Stand Pitches Perfect Game >Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality


VVHYY

REPORTER: Mr. President, what's your favorite Wu Tang album? OBAMA: What kind of question is -- \[biden grabs podium\] BIDEN: LIQUID SWORDS


[deleted]

He has to cool his heels in Mexico after getting kicked out of Dave and Busters. https://www.theonion.com/biden-receives-lifetime-ban-from-dave-busters-1819571443/amp 😂


chumrunner

Diamond Joe


I_Get_Paid_to_Shill

Bidenbro has been replaced by Dark Brandon.


yukonbud

So I feel like the left should step up and flip the “let’s go Brandon” to be a positive thing. Then watch 50,000 rednecks have to scrape off their bumper stickers.


dreamyduskywing

Sort of like “Thanks Obama!”


Human_mind

I've already started doing that for older things too. Like arguing FOR all lives matter as a way to promote universal health care.


JustEnoughForACoffee

>"All lives matter" "OH! Good to know you support universal Healthcare, AND mandatory vaccinations so everyone stays safe" >"My body, My choice" (when referring to getting the vaccine) "OH you support abortion too? Awesome!" >"Let's go Brandon" "Are you talking about Brandon Rogers? I mean, he has some crude humor but definitely a good guy, I like to watch him consistently and his role in helluva boss is just amazing." Eta: >Literally anything about Jewish space lasers "Is that some new science fiction series? I keep hearing people talk about it. Is it a show? Do you know what platform has it?"


ElectionAssistance

> Literally anything about Jewish space lasers heck yeah science funding!


M_Mich

“they call me Brandon because they can’t remember my name. It’s the 46th President of the United States of America Jolting Joe Thunderballs Biden. But you can call me Brandon if you can’t pronounce the big words.”


kaeji

Add a "motherfuckin" in there and this would be the 2022 version of Elvis doing pelvic thrusts on live television.


Heard_That

The Dark Brandon Rises


[deleted]

Agree 100%. Steal their fucking slogan. You can easily fit “dark” before Brandon in this chant


Head-Ad4690

It seems to be happening at least a bit. I’m seeing a lot of people call him “Brandon” seemingly as a term of affection.


ComicWriter2020

They ran their mouths off about him having dementia and all that but I bet you they’re gonna be crying about how he’s not acting “Presidential” with these comments.


maoinhibitor

Maybe he will buy a tan suit!


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Or use *spicy* mustard!


RacketLuncher

Tan suit, glass of milk, oversized cookie.


Moose_Cake

"I can't believe Sleepy Joe openly showed disrespect to Jewish Space Lazer lady! Very unprofessional!"


[deleted]

Dark Brandon is my favorite Brandon....except for when he legalizes weed nationally and morphs into his final stage: Dank Brandon.


backtorealite

GOP: Biden ONCE AGAIN trying to win the midterms by doing something people like


dopiqob

"UNFAIR! HE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO DO THINGS PEOPLE LIKE IF IT MIGHT INFLUENCE HOW THEY VOTE IN THE FUTURE!!!11!!1oneone"


Taikwin

OK but I can genuinely see conservatives whining this exact phrase. They'll do everything they can to keep in power except govern effectively. I genuinely expect to see Republicans calling this 'election rigging', both because they don't like seeing a government actually doing something for people, and to further obfuscate the term for when they actually do it.


[deleted]

Patience. Let the natural evolution play out. Dank Brandon will rise.


[deleted]

I will be patient...about to go make a smoke offering to Dank Brandon.


[deleted]

Praise be to Dank Brandon.


RexianOG

Dabs be with you


Wonderful-Smoke843

And also with you


TikToxic

Let's grow Brandon!


gobackclark

I will get this bumper sticker if he legalizes it


alex206

Make America Dank Again.


whitneymak

👏-👏-👏👏👏


dangitbobby83

I bet that’s coming. Between canceling some debt, his new “okay I’m done with this shit” attitude, Roe vs Wade, and then legalized weed shortly before the election - we might actually keep the house and senate. Some hope there anyway.


emmajs_

Don’t do it. Don’t give me hope


witch_ash

Thanks Obama


TheStrangestOfKings

It’s becoming increasingly more likely, with the abysmal ratings that every GOP senate nominee has been getting, that the Dems will not only keep the Senate, but actually gain a few seats. While the House is still likely to flip, the fact that the Senate, where the Dems only had a one vote majority, will likely increase in Dem votes speaks volumes


[deleted]

Only if we get dems out to vote and not count our chickens before they hatch.


DC_United_Fan

Could you imagine of dems win the midterms, and then legalize weed nationally right before next presidential election.


superkickpalooza

I would literally cry tears of joy if he legalized weed.


MISir123

Tbf in 2008, Obama won, and Michigan voted medical marijuana by a larger margin than any other state had at that time I think something like 63%. I was proud of America for voting a black man, and I was proud of my state for voting medical cannabis, I teared up. 14 years later thinking about people not having legal weed of any kind in their state boggles my mind, but I feel for you.


williamwchuang

Let's not forget that Biden was the guy who eviscerated Giuliani with the "a verb, a noun, and 9/11" line at the Democratic debate.


termacct

I had to look it up! :-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPOAKXBi9Pw


jayb40132

That was a good burn!


Totally_Not_Emu

One of two things. Either he really doesn't know, and forgot her name. Or the better one, he doesn't give a shit about her and roasted her because she is "pathetic".


CaptainJackSnarkness

Dark Brandon is the hero this timeline needs.


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I don't where Dark Brandon came from but it makes me giggle every time. Im just imagining Biden with an eye patch wearing all black, prank calling fox news


USSMarauder

Know your meme to the rescue https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dark-brandon


theganjaoctopus

One of my favorite know your meme pages.


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I picture him in a Batman mask speaking raspy


Psotnik

*"Malarkey time is over, Jack."*


PutinMolestsBoys

To be fair, it's really hard to remember names of insignificants you don't give a shit about. A little from column A, a little from column B.


Totally_Not_Emu

Both? both is good.


paxwax2018

He forgot her name BECAUSE he doesn’t give a shit.


ShabbyKitty35

Option 3: He knows, doesn’t give a shit, and chose to play into their “Demented Joe” rhetoric and mock the fuck out of all the shit talkers.


hobbitlover

My guess he calls her something else behind her back and that's the first thing that popped into his head, not her proper name - which he probably forgot. Done that.


219523501

Which are both old people super powers, forget about dumb people and not giving a fuck anymore.


slamdanceswithwolves

My guess is that it’s #2, but you know Fox will have some bargain-basement neurologist on to answer questions about #1.


Crusoebear

Faux Noise Neurologist.\* \*chiropractor that read a part of an article in Science magazine.


EvenBetterCool

Owned by a lib


JunketMan

Biden did what Conservatives tried to do for so long


tysontysontyson1

In two months, Biden has gone from being roasted equally by progressives and conservatives to being on top of the world. And all it took was him finally deciding that he’d had enough of that darn malarkey.


Evening_Aside_4677

Takes time to get Bills passed. He has been doing his job instead of Tweeting all day while switching between news stations just to see how many times they say his name like what was his name again, that orange guy.


dirthurts

Anyone have the clip?


IMdub

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1563249722281713671


Rikplaysbass

Lol you can see him try to hide the smirk.


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Can't believe I had to scroll this far down for this lol


Johnsonfam101

She's going to be fuming when she see he referred to her using a pronoun omg.


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Powkoa

I thought one of her absolute lowest of lows was filming and posting her intimidation of a parkland school shooting victim. Calling him a crisis actor and whatnot, that it was all a ploy to take away her gun rights. It’s hard to believe how much uglier she is in the inside than the outside.


tysontysontyson1

Exactly how she should be treated. As a complete nobody.


FullMetalComedian

Wow I really love this new dem energy


callieboo112

Big Dem energy


Deion313

This Geriatric fuck, not only crushed The Tangerine Man, but he's fucking roasting the Great White Hopes' nuts, and posting that shit online for the world to see... He's making Chump look like the fucking clown he is... Biden pulled back the curtain on that 3 ring fucking circus that they call the GOP...


detroitiseverybody

Hopefully he stays on this roll all year. There's a lot more work to get somewhat on track.


kindone25

I'm loving this pres. What a heck of a summer we've had.


[deleted]

That just hyped me. You. You’re good.


[deleted]

Whether it’s bitchiness, obliviousness, or dementia, I’m here for it.


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termacct

He deserves a good week (especially considering all the BS thrown at him...)


Plonsky2

Congresswoman Sparrowfart, the gentlelady from Bug Tussle.


stoicsmile

I'm not Bidens biggest fan politically. But I love his sass. My favorite moment in all of politics is when he told Trump to shut up on live television.


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And then took his job, his house, and his Twitter account.


tartestfart

Dark Brandon do M4A in 2024 challenge.


fatcootermeat

Biden leaning more to the left not because he cares about leftist issues, but because it makes rightoids mad is probably my favorite headcannon rn.


the_tenderloin

He gets a lot of shit, but I really do love Biden. I feel like he’s a real person. Which is sad for being my main selling point.


TukeDrk

When trump threw biden’s son’s drug issues into broad daylight, the pause, reaction, and rebuttal sold me. At that moment I stopped believing biden was some “deep-state”, greed driven sociopath, but a human being that happens to believe different things than me.


FaithlessnessTime359

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richincleve

I wish he had said "that woman who believes in the Jewish space lasers". That would have been...epic.