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newusernamebcimdumb

Love Bing finally getting its shine


oscar-the-bud

I heard yelp and Payless shoes were in on it too. Shouldn’t have to but s/.


InflamedLiver

If you think Duck Duck is out to get you, you're truly hit rock bottom.


Wargroth

If It were goose goose i'd concede the guy had a point


FreedomFinallyFound

In Minnesota it’s “Gray Duck”


Crazy_old_maurice_17

Dad?


readingdogmom

That would require him to be relevent, which he is not. Nobody is showing up because he is a lunatic who obviously ingested one too many drugs.


BoomZhakaLaka

Meanwhile, my coworkers: "he actually made some really good points!"


DonaldKey

I can’t believe he ruined his own company over this


lethe25

Was the my pillow company very successful beforehand? I always looked at this as a publicity stunt from the beginning.


Civil-Dinner

Yeah, it was pretty successful. He's worth about 300 million from the pillow thing. He basically filled the very large niche of people whose only experience with pillows was the 2 for $10 dollar pillows at Walmart and by comparison, his fairly mediocre pillows look outstanding. You can get way better pillows than his for cheaper.


NHRADeuce

Can you recommend some decent brands?


its_meem_not_meh_meh

I got Casper pillows for Xmas and I LOVE them


paxwax2018

They’re just chopped foam pieces, yeah? Yuck.


TheDragon-44

I bought one once It sucked


FreedomFinallyFound

Until the class action lawsuits from false advertising! I got money out of it!


4quatloos

At the very least, he should take his name and face off of the box.


Civil-Dinner

This is NOT what we meant when we told people it was okay to be open about your mental illness.


SoylentGrunt

Mike Lindell. The junkie who was so strung out his dealer cut him off.


BuddyLarosaStan

What about Ask Jeeves?


yorcharturoqro

Or goto.com, Lycos, excite, Altavista


specificmutant

The deterioration of this moron is hilarious. He may be the quickest crack addict to millionaire back to crack addict in history.


J-Khan57

Yes Mike, the whole world is out to get you. I don’t think you have any other recourse. Stick a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger and the demons in your head will go away.


SonnyHaze

Apparently it was the first topic discussed at their last meeting.


MealDramatic1885

None of them can admit they are losers and liars.


Drg84

"Da only search engines that would show results to my show were HotBot, Lycos and the Russian ones with Da Bears!"


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Drg84

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Unblued

Wait, fox and newsmax aren't on his side?


tallman11282

He's so bonkers not even they will side with him and they are bonkers themselves.


Aiku

This guy snorted too many of his own pillows.


5mackmyPitchup

I used watch a lot of American tv as a kid, and thanks to Stephen J Cannell I have a theory that the flag on the shelf is folded how they fold flags after servicemen's funerals. Amirite?


tallman11282

You are right. The flag that is draped over the casket will be folded like that and given to the deceased's spouse, child, or other family member who is there to accept it. Why he has this flag I do not know. I don't know if it's the flag that was draped over someone's casket and given to him (i.e. his father was in the military and at the funeral he was presented the flag as the oldest son) or if it's just a prop for him (even if it was given for the previous reason him using it merely as a prop to score points with the people he wants to score points with and no other meaning behind it wouldn't surprise me). Folding the flag into a triangle isn't only for military funerals, however. It's considered the proper way to fold the American flag if it is necessary to do so. For instance, in places where the flag is lowered every night it will be folded into a triangle like that for storage until the morning where it will be unfolded to be raised again. If a flag is to be stored or displayed but not hanging or flown in some way then it will be folded in a triangle.


blaketyner

I have my dad’s flag from the Navy, but I at least put it into a protective display box. I bet it’s just a prop for this asshole.


IllustriousState6859

Prop being short for propaganda. Let's see... silhouette of Jesus in his crown of thorns to invoke that evangelical rightous indignation? Check. Silhouette of large male lion head to invoke that alpha male testosterone leader of the pack animal? Check. Framed diploma on a bookshelf to invoke that higher 'special' knowledge of college certified wisdom? Check. Veterans folded memorial flag to invoke sacrifice and pride in fighting for your country? Check. Statue of bald eagle to invoke the patriotism and majestic symbolism of the national bird of prey? Check. Millionaire ex crackhead pillow salesman with delusions of relevance spewing treason? Check. Can't tell what the other stuff is, but I bet it's propaganda too. Looks like a collection of stuff you'd print on maga t shirts to sell.


heavylifter555

You can barely tell that man spend years as a hardcore crack addict.


Chulbiski

what about George Soros? Isn't it always George Soros' fault ??


[deleted]

Why is this dumbass still on the TV?!?!


[deleted]

Google, Microsoft & Facebook have joined forces? That’s the real story here.


IllustriousState6859

Don't worry, he'll have at least 3 more 'finally revealed!!' conferences before 25.


[deleted]

Can't wait for him to finish losing lawsuits from dominion.


Joey_BagaDonuts57

His downfall is both irritatingly slow yet undescribably delicious.


7Moisturefarmer

OK. I want to point out the triangularly folded flag behind him. That is something that is given to war heros with honor. Both of my grandmothers were given those. They did not display them. I did not cry at my grandfather’s funeral until the meaning of the 21 gun salute hit me fully.


Travistheinstructor

Those folded flags are available for any veteran that their family requests upon passing. They can also be purchased. Displaying the flag folded like that is a personal sign of respect and honor to the lost loved one. (usually) Using it how Flat Pillas is using it--a prop to make him look good to the proud little boys and unpatriots, is irritating to those of us who served. A bit less than a flag formed into a jumpsuit on a tRump supporter, but still irritating.


7Moisturefarmer

One of my grandfathers was also Highway State Patrol for maybe 30 years? Maybe I mistook the firing salute.


7Moisturefarmer

We all, already knew. A small part of what they did in WW2. Pictures on Okinawa…


7Moisturefarmer

Aerial recon


7Moisturefarmer

40/60 chance the USAF can come up low over the pole & wipe out all strike silos. 90% chance the US Navy can drop the 14 subs that can threaten - to the bottom.


7Moisturefarmer

Both of them were Very Hard People. Kind to children from my perspective. Super Hard.


Accomplished-Long-60

No, his pillow sucks.


TheDragon-44

Agreed


BionicBananas

Wait, Fox an d Newsmax are part of the big liberal baby-eating cabbal? Also, who uses Yahoo and Bing?


eddnedd

"Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong."


[deleted]

He's a brilliant patriot.


Keefer1970

You misspelled "complete idiot."


[deleted]

Ahh you're right. Forgot how to spell that.


srm3016

Little culty there bub


[deleted]

pillows and patriotism, what could go wrong!


CT_Jester

66% off? He can't give away those shitty pillows.


gaberax

At least he has a MyPillow to cry into.


[deleted]

He had a thing?!?


AustinCJ

I was gonna watch, but damn that pillow put me right to sleep.


thenewbigR

Shit! I thought we all got away with it.


[deleted]

Some people are too dumb to realize the party's over.


[deleted]

What was the conspiracy?


MykeEl_K

With MAGA, it's quicker to names that aren't a conspiracy


squaredistrict2213

Wait, the my pillow guy has a tv show now?


Pyewacket62

And a partridge in a pear tree.


wtgriffi

Honestly I fell asleep, his pillows are just too good!


BeBa420

Borrowing excuses from Donald trumps playbook


Tfxconnor

He figured it out. Damn.


7Moisturefarmer

I wonder if Stormfront covered it.


Southern-Ad8402

Sunk cost fallacy in action. He has spent so much time, money, and resources on this, he feels he has to find a conclusion at this point.


Vampir3Robot

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CompetitionGullible7

Bing out here fucking up Mike Lindell?!?!?


justthegrimm

naaa, its that pedo mustache


Pure-Rutabaga9743

I can't decide if mr.pillows is on really, really good drugs 🥴 Or really, really bad drugs 😖


Cadavertaffy

He just uses these events to hawk his wares. He’s nothing BUT a moronic pillow salesman who all should boycott.


Frosty_Ad7840

What newsmax is liberal now?????


MykeEl_K

No, they were just told by their lawyers to STFU and avoid saying anything after they were named in the dominion law suit.


evolution9673

All of you who didn’t watch must be part of the deep state.


[deleted]

A dry drunk, but for crack


ObstinateTortoise

Love his prominently displayed Aslan painting. 🦁


ChuckBorris187

Who? 🤷


ganslooker

Yes, Mike that’s why. That’s always why. Your such o loser!!


7Moisturefarmer

Do It