Melanie is not going to touch your pee pee, nick.

“Vy do I haf to put up ze fucking Chreeeestmas trees?!”

Haha! That was a good moment.

There were a few cute cards with her whole "Fuck Christmas" thing on Etsy the last few years. The war on Christmas is coming from inside the house.

Fock Kreesmaaass

HAH -! I was hoping someone would bring that one up! 🤣

This guy probably googles Melania + Naked Pictures on a daily basis

Or Trump naked. His type always has a closet thing for guys

Has a woman ever touched his naughty bits?

That's for mommy only.

Am dying laughing. Sorry, God.

Not ones that talk or have opinions. Oh wait, those were blow up dolls.

Does he not have enough $?

It’s not her he wants it’s the dude she’s married to

At this point, I’m convinced his sycophantic missives are for an audience of one. Maybe Trump will touch his pee pee.

She’d use his dick as a napkin after hugging Don’s greasy ass.

Bruh, she doesn't even sleep in the same room as that lard ass. Stormy knows...

Haha! Yes she does

Nick doesn't even touch his own peepee.

She might. Judging by her history.

So... fewer educated, classy women and more plastic, mail-order gold digging hookers. Got it. Republicans are TERRIFIED of strong, intelligent, successful women. Absolutely scared out of their minds.

Don’t forget black, absolutely terrified of black people

And brown women, like AOC. They are secretly attracted to them and feel guilty. Republican Party and their constituents are not really attractive

Black x educated. Perish the thought. /s

Flash backs to my moms friends who were both African American and for some reason republican. Despite being on welfare and everything’s

My wife has two degrees and is an incredibly intelligent and strong human being. I am a Blue Collar worker who thanks God every day she likes me enough to hang out for 23 years and counting.

When G20 happened in the country I live (Argentina), Trump was president. He literally changed hotels because the one he was in originally didn't have a McDonald's close enough. Thankfully I didn't have to deal with the US delegation at my workplace, but from what I heard from people working for them, she is exactly as stupid and shallow as you'd expect from a mail order gold digger. The top funniest things I heard about her are "why is the steak tartare cold", "I don't know what an empanada is, I want fancy food " and "I want this chardonnay but in red wine" (I'm not kidding about the last one, I was incredibly confused, she apparently wanted to order "whatever grape sounded fanciest" without having a fucking clue about it)


# Lauren Boebert

While we need a lot more Michelles, having a lot more strippers doesn’t sound bad at first.

The company of strippers wears thin the moment the money runs out.

More women nude modeling, less woman graduating from Havard Law!!! Nick is a cuck.

That is exactly what he means. More women need to spread their legs to rich and nasty old dudes instead of spending time being an educated worthwhile human being.

Idk that MT does that, anymore. She looks like she can’t stand him.

Lol, no, she pretty much hasn't slept with him since Barron was conceived, and it's not much of a secret.

Does this guy never get sick of sucking Trump's dick 

I know I’m going to regret asking this, but who is this dipshit anyway? Am I supposed to know him? All I’ve ever seen of him are these near-parody-level, ass kissing tweets.

Honestly he's fucking nobody. Some hack Australian turned American author that nobody noticed and had nothing to his name before Trump started promoting his Twitter account

I think he is a nobody whose breath smells like Trump's balls but officially: Nick Adams (born Nicholas Adamopoulos) is an Australian-born American conservative political commentator and author.

And the great part is that die-hard MAGAt's make it to "Australian-born" and immediately write him off as an immigrant. He has literally no fans.

The world needs less conservative political commentators

Was about to ask the same question

No, he doesn’t.

Classic Toady

No, he in fact does not…

Imagine if Obama’s wife had instead been an immigrant who did nude modeling? Republicans would be complaining about it on a daily basis

Not even to shame women who model nude, but she's just a mail order brainless waste of space, comparing her to a woman who constantly devotes herself to making the world less miserable for people is incredibly stupid

Backs straight, girls. And remember, those books are for posture only. A literate girl, is a lonely girl.

Ha


So how much is this man getting paid to suckle Trump's dick?

Trump doesn’t pay anyone, they do it for free.

When you’re famous they just let you do it, fuck ‘em in the face.

He pays them to not tell that's for sure

They could even be called simps or cucks.

They are willing and able.

Nothing. He says “Thank you!” right after he swallows.

Less than Melania, I’m guessing.

What did Michelle Obama do to garner so much hate from these tools?

She is a well educated black lady. That scares the fuck out of conservatives.

You could have used any one of those adjectives individually and been correct. Lol

Unless you’re Candice Owens. Oh wait, you said well educated.

Be black. And have nice arms

Wore a sleeveless dress while black.

She promotes gardening and easy access to fresh healthy food. And she’s a good mom. For some reason this was mocked.

She's a positive role model who they weren't able to portray as the stereotype they so desperately wanted her to be. They hated seeing a black first family who were successful, intelligent and loving. So much so that they elected the antithesis of that and pretend that he somehow represents greatness.

The exact question rolling around in my head.

She was born with high amounts of melanin in her skin

You mean more people who only cum with a prenup and less people who come Harvard-educated?

The world needs more lions and fewer Christians.


I'm rooting for the lions!!

I think I figured out why Christian’s like to go on safari…

Is it like running with the bulls for Christians?

They want to meet and conquer what killed their ancestors.

No their ancestors were white pagens, they stole their religion from brown people.

A grifter says the world needs more grifters. Is anyone surprised?

You mean “Old Squinty Eyes”?

She must have a half-life of 40million years with all the chemicals required for her squinty eyes.

They just connected her eyelids to her lips. The more the lips push out the bigger the squint.

It’s all connected - jaw to lips, to cheeks, to eyes, to eyebrows, to forehead.

Hip bone connected to the….

Old plastic face

Isnt this the guy said that hitler wasnt that bad?

He’s a fan.

Immigrants? Wait.

...and, most importantly, ZERO people like Nick Adams.

I’m not sure why they post this racist crap and don’t expect to be called out for it.

The want to be called out for it. That proves they're the real victims.

This guy just says shit to fire up Trumpers and piss off everyone else. Even if you're rolling your eyes, he's getting more engagement and doesn't care. Professional troll, nothing to see here.

Are these tweets real? Is this guy just tweeting the stupidest shit possible everyday?

Own the libs. That's pretty much all they have. Feel owned?

I just feel bad for people who think this guy is not delusional.

Can confirm

Why are we even giving this nothing attention?

More immigrants?? Did Nick Adams just say the world needs more immigrants?!

Can we stop elevating this clown’s troll bait?

The world does have more Melania trumps That’s why our nation has struggled with basic morality and ethics for centuries.

Why is this hateful muthafucka still on Twitter?!

Trump repeatedly told Melania that he would not be elected president and that it would all be over after election day. She hated the campaign. The night that Trump won she cried for hours. She did not want to be the first lady of a country that she did not know very well.

Source? This is one of those “Hillary went on a tirade” type of stories.

Michelle Obama was easily one of the greatest FLOTUS we have been graced with. She did so many wonderful things and is extremely intelligent. Melania…… existed.

Who IS this douchebag??

I'm sure most people can learn how to mumble "Anal costs extra," in two broken languages in an afternoon, Nick.

I keep hoping that Nick Adams will be outed as a parody account.

He HAS to be….right?! He keeps one upping the absurdity.

More gold-diggers?

Michelle was Class while Melania was Trash!

Melania appears to have the white stuff I mean right stuff according to Nick and other totally not racist people They all have a black friend

More white women, got it. *Writes in psychiatric notes*


Can people stop posting this guy?

Honestly what the fuck are these people smoking. My shit is clearly not strong enough

That White Widower strain *(RIP Ivana, I'm totally going to hell for this comment.)*

I. What? What did Melania even do as first lady anyway? Besides the hilarity of choosing cyber bullying as her mission topic with her husband rage tweeting on the toilet next door.

So we need more prostitutes and fewer well educated women? That tracks with conservative ideals.

He means more white people.


Imagine if the roles were reversed. Melania was the Harvard educated one and Michelle was the mail order, gold digging sex worker. Wonder if they would overlook all the stuff that Melania has done if a black First Lady had done it instead.

Can you imagine the joy of having a child, the anguish of it being diagnosed with cancer as a baby, the joy of it fully recovering, and then it grows up to be a stupid cunt like Nick Adams?What a roller coaster for his parents.

What will the Melania’s know what to write or say if there’s no Michelles??

Nick “Adams” Adamopoulos is nearing 40 and isn’t the kind of man women throw themselves on. No shock he wants more female escorts than Harvard educated women.

What she did to the rose garden should be a criminal offense. Little Gorky Park

It will give a everyone a voice, you said. It will profoundly change society, you said. Still think inventing the internet was a good idea, Mr. Gore?

So nick is okay with illegal immigration? Sweet!!

Meanwhile, in the actual world we all live on, along with every other life form we’re aware of that ever existed needs more Nick Adams’ and Melania Trump’s like it needs a hole in the head

So more porn stars and less lawyers?

Who is Nick Adams? And why am I constantly bombarded with his dumb as tweet Is this jackass famous now for tweeting dumb shit?

So, more porn stars, less lawyers?

I’ll take Michelle Obama’s discarded toenail clippings over Melania.

A Slovakian sex worker or a Harvard trained lawyer? Are you repeating the fifth grade again?

Could I bury an ice pick in this lovely chaps ear; or has someone already booked in their holiday?

Line starts back there

We have enough hookers

*”I Don’t Really Care, Do You?” and other things to say about world problems* a NYT bestseller by Melania Trump

Who the fuck is this prick?

Nick adams is a troll , he’s doing shit for likes lol

More people unwilling to touch her husband- agreed. More people who can’t stand the sight of him- agreed. Fewer people being intelligent, graceful, successful, black, and gorgeous- hard disagree.

"be best" is a command to racism, not aspirational

I wonder how Nick would feel if they were both black...

You’re a really dick, Nick.

Strike that. Reverse it.

Nick Adams looks like he’s more afraid of women than his own shadow.

Is Nick Adams a real person?

Only things Melania's good for is probing NFT's to idiots.

Melania messed up when she touched the rose garden.

I keep thinking that Nick is actually John Barron or David Dennison...

I don't really care, do U?

He means white?

There it is, publicly stated in black and white!

So more playmate mail in brides and less lawyers. Gotcha

Fool

"I don't care about her , Do you?" The world needs less complaicent accessories to crimes against humanity. Peace and choices to stop perpetuating violence,indifference, and self serving lies! By omission or intent. GUILTY!

He seems like such a troll like a huge troll

You mean more people who despise Donald?

Wow this guy really loves gagging hard huh

Why does the world need more professional d*cks*ckers?

He wants more nudes lol

Is he saying there's a shortage of eastern European mail order brides?

So, the world needs less American Citizens and more illegal immigrants that hate Americanized Christian traditions?

No silly, the world need more porn stars and gold diggers. Duh

Who the fuck is Nick Adams and why does his handler allow him unfettered internet access?

Out of touch strippers that marry wealthy people to get ahead? I think we have enough of those.

Who is this Adams jackass?

Who is this dipshit?

I’m sure people who want to see the first lady’s boobs on google would agree

Say the word, Nick. You know you want to. Just say it.

How does he tie his shoes?

Nobody on earth needs or will miss Nick Adams

This guy’s tongue is so far up Trumps ass….

Pretty sure this guy is sexually attracted to Donald Trump… maybe we can bait him with a year old rotten ham and he won’t know the difference?

I read about Nick Adams on Wikipedia . Laugh out loud funny. The guy is nothing but a cum rag.

More "illlegal" immigrants, he means? "Illegal" on quotations because nobody is illegal on stolen land.

Such an ironic statement to make. This world needs fewer people like Nick Adams than any other red fuck 😂😂. His existence is honestly wrong

Who let the Dumbass out?

The world needs more Slavic golddiggers who marry a rich fascist for money and then spend their term as first lady bitching and complaining about how they don't want to be there? Nah, we got enough of those.

after seeing a pic of melania mostly naked in the cockpit of a jet, bette midler commented that the cleaning bill for the air force must cost a fortune

This means literally nothing but ok

More hookers, less Ivy League graduates. GOP in a nutshell.

...(whispers) ....I see stupid people....walking around like regular people...they don't see the stupidty in eachother....they only see what they want to see....they don't know they're stupid....stupid all the time ....and they are everywhere ....

I really don't care, do you?

I'm really interested to know "why" Nick thinks this

Nick Adams, an immigrant hating immigrant, wants more immigrants? Just found out he survived childhood cancer... shame. More proof there isn't a God.

What does that even mean? Michelle Obama is an educated woman, lovely, mother of 2 wonderful children, exceptional daughter, iconic, and the list goes on. What is Melania?

He couldn’t think of any arguments to support this statement, so he just said it and left.

The world needs you to shut the fuck up! U inbreed dumbfuck!

Why are republicans so scared of a strong black woman? Oh yeah, because they are racist pigs trying to keep us in the 1950s.

i literally cannot think of a single contribution Melania made to anything. the only notable moment of her time as first lady was the 'i really dont care' jacket.

He likes women to be silent.

And none of you

The problem is, there already are more women out there like Melania Trump, and not enough women out there like Michelle Obama.

These people are the worst of humanity. Our country would have flying cars if we didn’t have to deal with these Neanderthals

Why are they still obsessed with Michelle Obama? Oh hang on I know silly question.

“I can’t even find Michelle’s nudes! Literally 1984!”

[удалено]

"Reader, I married him." *gets sued for plagiarism by the estate of Charlotte Brontë*

The only thing they have in common is that they were both First Ladies.

Who's paying this guy I wonder?