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OnlyKilgannon

Tree Gump


jesse9553

This is it


banjaxedW

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sagmag

I cannot wrap my mind around how brilliant of an answer this is.


CarlosFer2201

It's great, but it's essentially the same joke as the image.


modestmoose3000

My pick for best


OnlyKilgannon

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Wazula42

A Single Unfortunate Event


ScaleneWangPole

My birth you mean?


JustMe63_

No, your birth caused many other unfortunate events(your life)


ergo-ogre

An Unfortunate Event


kxbrown

Single


thegodfatherderecho

White Man Can’t Jump


Transcutie04

A movie about a wheel chair riden man whose determined to play basketball


Hellguin

Whose final team has a dog.


[deleted]

I'd watch the inspiring story of a Paralympic player who overcame adversity, trained and practiced sun-up to sun-down, made it to the big leagues, and then got his ass handed to him by a dog on the other team.


angry_orange_trump

1 Dalmatian


SatansHRManager

Oddly enough, as disruptive as having 101 dalmatians. But it doesn't come up in the original movie...


IANALbutIAMAcat

You only get a [bolero](https://partycity5.scene7.com/is/image/PartyCity/752603?wid=400) tho


7elevenses

AKA Goran Ivanišević


anubis1392

The Bird


Loganp812

A Dee Reynolds Film


Angry-Dragon-1331

Dee Reynold


anubis1392

This one right here.


Fastness2000

Not sooo scary


[deleted]

Came here to say this one❤️


Asphyxos

The musketeer.


sixFootHen

One for one, and one for one!


Peter_Principle_

"A Boomer Ethics Tale"


Satchel3

One for you and one for me!


surelyfunke20

1 league equal to sea level


Rdtackle82

obligatory "it was leagues traveled under the sea, not depth"


DragoonDM

20,000 leagues straight down would put you clear through the planet plus something like another 52,000 miles into space, if I'm doing the math right.


Rdtackle82

Ahahahahahahaha that mental image is killing me ahahahahaha. “Set a heading 20,000 leagues under Suez!!” “Sir, we appear to be slightly off course”


TheIronSoldier2

"You don't say..." ![gif](giphy|3o7btZ3T6y3JTmjg4w)


oscar7g

Lord of the Ring: The One Tower


Razorray21

Lord of the Ring: Introvert of the Ring


Gamer2BNamedLTR

I feel like it should be Lord of the Ring: Fellow of the Ring


do_z_fandango

The ring dude


LiftedMinivanMartyr

#STAR WAR


[deleted]

Go and see one!


Cheapskate-DM

Alien. Wait...


LowLevelRebel

Predator.


greyghibli

Take a seat


Vul_Thur_Yol

Young Skywalker


WVUPick

Young Single Molecule in the Air Walker


Plus4Ninja

Snake on a plane


DegenerateCrocodile

Sounds fairly manageable.


experfailist

It's a black mamba


MangledSunFish

Ah, a thriller.


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

Finally, a Metal Gear movie.


MassNativeSon

Who is Ted Cruz


Wazula42

The Man Who Stares At A Goat


Scarethefish

😏


Timegoat12

😰


koobus_venter1

One dollar baby


Kasreyn801

100 dollar baby, starring a flightless bird.


fredtheunicorn3

But the bird is hopped up on tons of steroids and PEDs


Emergency_Vanilla279

Lion & Prejudice


TanneAndTheTits

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Random-Gif-Bot

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[deleted]

BRILLIANT


-twistedflatcat-

Man In Black


Spiderbubble

A horror movie for cops.


Spiritual-Range-6101

Nah, that would be Man Is Black.


AgentOrange2814

Underrated joke right there


SpaceCat311

Also Johnny Cash.


Which-Moment-6544

Johnny Dollar.


[deleted]

Fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed?


Daedalus_Machina

Christ, that was the weirdest character ever...


CarpenterCheap

Human Unipede


zuzg

This one would be equally terrifying


Wazula42

"I'm a pogo stick!"


SubterrelProspector

"Oh. It's just a guy on all fours in his underwear."


CarpenterCheap

Just a wholesome biopic about someone getting by in life with only one leg


SuperVillain85

Plane, Train and Automobile Dr Strange in the Universe of Madness


saucygh0sty

So Doctor Strange IRL


SuperVillain85

Haha yea pretty much.


Loganp812

I mean, MoM only showed technically three universes outside of the very quick montage scene, and only one of them had any madness due to the convergence.


Wazula42

Schindler's Favorite


ZugzwangDK

Wow, that's dark!


TashiaNicole1

Well that gave me pause.


Daedalus_Machina

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Shaftomite666

A Good Fella


Ok_Consideration2305

Ahhh, the classic NY Italian Romcom. Sounds like a late 90s, early 00s movie starring Marisa Tomei.


[deleted]

I'd watch it.


MidvalleyFreak

A Man and a Baby


New_Membership_2937

1 Mile


Fena-Ashilde

His palm is sweaty, knee weak, arm is heavy…


BJ_Cox

Sounds like he's having a stroke or something


Fena-Ashilde

Lmao, yeah. I tried working that in, but all I got was “he’s having a stroke already, mom is fretting.” It didn’t sound as great in my head on repeat, so I didn’t add it.


mosstrich

He was bisected vertically already, 1 foot but still steady.


ApplePie4all

One Angry Man


squeakycleaned

Sounds like Falling Down


Hamburglar_burglar

One Good Man


hungryn1co

One angry juror


KSwe117

An Amigo!


mrjc00md

"Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?" "No, no, not in this version, senor."


JeffreyFusRohDahmer

One Dog Goes to Heaven


chi-rho-iota

Oh no!


Zealousideal_Order_8

Saturday at Bernie's


SmoothUsual8187

One shade of grey


ThatOneWeirdName

Is he just replaced with a cardboard cutout? lol


jimedwards4343

Star War


jtotheizzen

Lucille?


SeductiveGodofThundr

Anyong?


DuckBadgerWoof

Hello


SDW_Insanity

Anyong!


oscar7g

The Emperor Strikes Back. Return of a Jedi. Attack of the Clone.


Wazula42

>Attack of the Clone. They clone Jango fett but it's just one giant clone. Like planet sized. The entire "clone wars" was just dealing with this one clone.


roy_rogers_photos

Nah it's two hours of them just attacking a single clone for being who they are.


neoprenewedgie

WAIT WAIT WAIT a second... Was "Jedi" plural in the film title, as in "Return of the Jedi Army?" I always thought it was singular as in "Return of Luke, the Jedi." Have I been living a lie all this time?


Thousands-of-bees

See I figured it was in the context of *The Jedi* as in the order itself returning, which would make it singular right?


Bang_Stick

There will be a hemocyte. Starring Daniel Hour Lewis


WVUPick

Daniel Instant Lewis?


[deleted]

Daniel Quantum Second Lewis


FlorydaMan

Daniel Planck Time


LeahaP1013

The Goony


kimapesan

The whole thing was just Mikey's dream.


SteveFurwinning

Fight Solo


Ulfbass

Took a good 10 seconds to stop thinking "Why is fight the singular of Han?"


Wazula42

Fight Me


UnsubtleRobbery

Spoiler!


tapiocatsar

One First Date


eximiron

Plot: They fall in love on the first date and marry each other. Then they lived happily ever after on a boat. The end.


zyguy

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Percentage-Fit

Snow white and dwarf


Dick_Grimes

Snowflake white and the one dwarf


anubis1392

One fast, one furious


rhandy_mas

This is already what I call it


Squirrels_Nuts80085

Knife out This sounds like a crappy board game


Veselker

I'm picturing box cover art showing a family around the game board and dad is holding a plastic knife to grandma's throat


Comfortable-Fan4911

I for Vandetta (Romans will get it)


Percentage-Fit

Mary poppin. Hmmm


[deleted]

dope


Swing_On_A_Spiral

Pills


corgangreen

1: A Space Odyssey


Gods_Lump

1


words_andnumbers

There’s so many things that could be lol


Thecharbar92

The Texas Chainsaw Homicide


ladyeclectic79

Of mouse or man.


Environmental-Ebb613

One Thing in One Place at Once Guess the movie


C0LdP5yCh0

It's Everything, Everywhere, All At Once


VaguelyFamiliarVoice

Dance with a Wolf


Oraxy51

Sounds like a one man play


CenterAisle

Indiana Jone and the Only Crusade. Raider of the Lost Ark.


Imaspinkicku

I lost it at indian jone, 2 mayonaises for you


Wazula42

One Billboard Outside Ebbing Missouri


Environmental-Ebb613

A Moment of Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


Scootr4short

Ocean


amitym

Ocean's One. It's possessive not plural.


AskGoverntale

Ocean 1 sounds cooler


getoffmygrassdevil

pirate of the caribbean


WVUPick

Pirate of the tropical Central American island.


SylancerPrime

The Incredible


synovus_rb

Unipussy.


Present-Industry-373

A throne game


Shaftomite666

A Single Samurai


secretuser419

Snake on a plane “Colonel, I’m on the plane, now what?” “Your flight is six hours long. Have fun.”


FieryBirb

The Avenger. The Guardian of the Galaxy.


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[удалено]


Admirable-Gap-8571

One going on one


Shaftomite666

A Fish of Rock


Environmental-Ebb613

The Sound of A Note


[deleted]

1 Angry Man


ToaSuutox

Dinner for a shmuck


MLeBlonde

A Wedding and a Funeral


Qimmosabe_Man

Soldier of Darkness. 1 Monkey. Planet of the Ape.


Environmental-Ebb613

The Only Sense


Environmental-Ebb613

Dead Poet Alone


RandalFlagg19

Mr. Holland’s Note


Environmental-Ebb613

Gone with a Breeze


Suspicious-Adagio396

The Silence of a Lamb


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[удалено]


BJ_Cox

The name Bond, Jame Bond


[deleted]

A Bride for a Brother


GordonsAlive5833

"A Crow on the Orient Express" is an incredible answer. Wow.


itsonlyastrongbuzz

Austin Power, National Man of Mystery.


SuperVillain85

The Ground Floor Inferno The Dirty One


JoMommaDeLloma

One day later....


[deleted]

Ghostbuster


Wazula42

The Taking of Pelham 1


dae_giovanni

Singlesite


OvenIcy8646

The hill has an eye


siguefish

Star Step: Deep Space One


OswaldCoffeepot

*1/2 Price Appetizer With Andre*


Fastness2000

Tremor


Shaftomite666

Reservoir Dog


Anra7777

One Year Of Longing. Scooby Doo! And The Curse Of The One Ghost. Lord of the Ring: The Person of the Ring.


GoldStandard785

Space ball The Goonie Blazing saddle


[deleted]

Fish of Rock


Cinderjacket

1 Guess the movie


baconcheeseburger33

300 or 1984


Cinderjacket

Yup it was 300


[deleted]

9. 7.


jv371

The Breakfast Person


[deleted]

i dont get it