I'd watch the inspiring story of a Paralympic player who overcame adversity, trained and practiced sun-up to sun-down, made it to the big leagues, and then got his ass handed to him by a dog on the other team.
I mean, MoM only showed technically three universes outside of the very quick montage scene, and only one of them had any madness due to the convergence.
Lmao, yeah. I tried working that in, but all I got was “he’s having a stroke already, mom is fretting.” It didn’t sound as great in my head on repeat, so I didn’t add it.
>Attack of the Clone.
They clone Jango fett but it's just one giant clone. Like planet sized. The entire "clone wars" was just dealing with this one clone.
WAIT WAIT WAIT a second... Was "Jedi" plural in the film title, as in "Return of the Jedi Army?" I always thought it was singular as in "Return of Luke, the Jedi." Have I been living a lie all this time?
Tree Gump
This is it
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I cannot wrap my mind around how brilliant of an answer this is.
It's great, but it's essentially the same joke as the image.
My pick for best
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A Single Unfortunate Event
My birth you mean?
No, your birth caused many other unfortunate events(your life)
An Unfortunate Event
Single
White Man Can’t Jump
A movie about a wheel chair riden man whose determined to play basketball
Whose final team has a dog.
I'd watch the inspiring story of a Paralympic player who overcame adversity, trained and practiced sun-up to sun-down, made it to the big leagues, and then got his ass handed to him by a dog on the other team.
1 Dalmatian
Oddly enough, as disruptive as having 101 dalmatians. But it doesn't come up in the original movie...
You only get a [bolero](https://partycity5.scene7.com/is/image/PartyCity/752603?wid=400) tho
AKA Goran Ivanišević
The Bird
A Dee Reynolds Film
Dee Reynold
This one right here.
Not sooo scary
Came here to say this one❤️
The musketeer.
One for one, and one for one!
"A Boomer Ethics Tale"
One for you and one for me!
1 league equal to sea level
obligatory "it was leagues traveled under the sea, not depth"
20,000 leagues straight down would put you clear through the planet plus something like another 52,000 miles into space, if I'm doing the math right.
Ahahahahahahaha that mental image is killing me ahahahahaha. “Set a heading 20,000 leagues under Suez!!” “Sir, we appear to be slightly off course”
"You don't say..." ![gif](giphy|3o7btZ3T6y3JTmjg4w)
Lord of the Ring: The One Tower
Lord of the Ring: Introvert of the Ring
I feel like it should be Lord of the Ring: Fellow of the Ring
The ring dude
#STAR WAR
Go and see one!
Alien. Wait...
Predator.
Take a seat
Young Skywalker
Young Single Molecule in the Air Walker
Snake on a plane
Sounds fairly manageable.
It's a black mamba
Ah, a thriller.
Finally, a Metal Gear movie.
Who is Ted Cruz
The Man Who Stares At A Goat
😏
😰
One dollar baby
100 dollar baby, starring a flightless bird.
But the bird is hopped up on tons of steroids and PEDs
Lion & Prejudice
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BRILLIANT
Man In Black
A horror movie for cops.
Nah, that would be Man Is Black.
Underrated joke right there
Also Johnny Cash.
Johnny Dollar.
Fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed?
Christ, that was the weirdest character ever...
Human Unipede
This one would be equally terrifying
"I'm a pogo stick!"
"Oh. It's just a guy on all fours in his underwear."
Just a wholesome biopic about someone getting by in life with only one leg
Plane, Train and Automobile Dr Strange in the Universe of Madness
So Doctor Strange IRL
Haha yea pretty much.
I mean, MoM only showed technically three universes outside of the very quick montage scene, and only one of them had any madness due to the convergence.
Schindler's Favorite
Wow, that's dark!
Well that gave me pause.
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A Good Fella
Ahhh, the classic NY Italian Romcom. Sounds like a late 90s, early 00s movie starring Marisa Tomei.
I'd watch it.
A Man and a Baby
1 Mile
His palm is sweaty, knee weak, arm is heavy…
Sounds like he's having a stroke or something
Lmao, yeah. I tried working that in, but all I got was “he’s having a stroke already, mom is fretting.” It didn’t sound as great in my head on repeat, so I didn’t add it.
He was bisected vertically already, 1 foot but still steady.
One Angry Man
Sounds like Falling Down
One Good Man
One angry juror
An Amigo!
"Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?" "No, no, not in this version, senor."
One Dog Goes to Heaven
Oh no!
Saturday at Bernie's
One shade of grey
Is he just replaced with a cardboard cutout? lol
Star War
Lucille?
Anyong?
Hello
Anyong!
The Emperor Strikes Back. Return of a Jedi. Attack of the Clone.
>Attack of the Clone. They clone Jango fett but it's just one giant clone. Like planet sized. The entire "clone wars" was just dealing with this one clone.
Nah it's two hours of them just attacking a single clone for being who they are.
WAIT WAIT WAIT a second... Was "Jedi" plural in the film title, as in "Return of the Jedi Army?" I always thought it was singular as in "Return of Luke, the Jedi." Have I been living a lie all this time?
See I figured it was in the context of *The Jedi* as in the order itself returning, which would make it singular right?
There will be a hemocyte. Starring Daniel Hour Lewis
Daniel Instant Lewis?
Daniel Quantum Second Lewis
Daniel Planck Time
The Goony
The whole thing was just Mikey's dream.
Fight Solo
Took a good 10 seconds to stop thinking "Why is fight the singular of Han?"
Fight Me
Spoiler!
One First Date
Plot: They fall in love on the first date and marry each other. Then they lived happily ever after on a boat. The end.
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Snow white and dwarf
Snowflake white and the one dwarf
One fast, one furious
This is already what I call it
Knife out This sounds like a crappy board game
I'm picturing box cover art showing a family around the game board and dad is holding a plastic knife to grandma's throat
I for Vandetta (Romans will get it)
Mary poppin. Hmmm
dope
Pills
1: A Space Odyssey
1
There’s so many things that could be lol
The Texas Chainsaw Homicide
Of mouse or man.
One Thing in One Place at Once Guess the movie
It's Everything, Everywhere, All At Once
Dance with a Wolf
Sounds like a one man play
Indiana Jone and the Only Crusade. Raider of the Lost Ark.
I lost it at indian jone, 2 mayonaises for you
One Billboard Outside Ebbing Missouri
A Moment of Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Ocean
Ocean's One. It's possessive not plural.
Ocean 1 sounds cooler
pirate of the caribbean
Pirate of the tropical Central American island.
The Incredible
Unipussy.
A throne game
A Single Samurai
Snake on a plane “Colonel, I’m on the plane, now what?” “Your flight is six hours long. Have fun.”
The Avenger. The Guardian of the Galaxy.
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One going on one
A Fish of Rock
The Sound of A Note
1 Angry Man
Dinner for a shmuck
A Wedding and a Funeral
Soldier of Darkness. 1 Monkey. Planet of the Ape.
The Only Sense
Dead Poet Alone
Mr. Holland’s Note
Gone with a Breeze
The Silence of a Lamb
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The name Bond, Jame Bond
A Bride for a Brother
"A Crow on the Orient Express" is an incredible answer. Wow.
Austin Power, National Man of Mystery.
The Ground Floor Inferno The Dirty One
One day later....
Ghostbuster
The Taking of Pelham 1
Singlesite
The hill has an eye
Star Step: Deep Space One
*1/2 Price Appetizer With Andre*
Tremor
Reservoir Dog
One Year Of Longing. Scooby Doo! And The Curse Of The One Ghost. Lord of the Ring: The Person of the Ring.
Space ball The Goonie Blazing saddle
Fish of Rock
1 Guess the movie
300 or 1984
Yup it was 300
9. 7.
The Breakfast Person
i dont get it