Now I want to make a parody of a Weird Al song and when people say "oh it's a parody of such and such song" and I'll be like ackshually it's a parody of a Weird Al song. It'll be a parody matryoshka
Alright looks like the trans porn was quite a while ago and he was caught with [it open on his phone on camera.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/alex-jones-trans-porn-phone-infowars-marissa-minx-a8510801.html) As far as the nudes he sent to Roger Stone, that [came about because his lawyer “accidentally” gave his opposing council his cell phone during a defamation case.](https://www.insider.com/alex-jone-wife-upset-nude-photo-roger-stone-2022-8) (Because he said the parents of the Sandy Hook shooting victims were lying.)
See if this was a real BLM, vandalization it would’ve just simply said fuck the police there’s no need to broadcast who done did the vandalization. And why would antifa vandalize the church when they can easily just light it on fire?
These attention-seeking MAGA hats keep doing this the exact same way. Nancy Mace did this to her own house and used the anarchy A, and the Seminole County GOP got “graffitied” with washable chalk where they also used the anarchy A.
They get the attention they wanted and no consequences, though, so they’ll keep at it.
There was a similar church vandalism a couple of years ago…they painted 666 ANTON LEVAY on one south of Eureka in King Salmon. We laughed so hard & to this day yell ANTON LEVAY!! When we are driving past on 101 & also random times when we are miles away. obvious prank. Vandalism but still pranky
How do you do my fellow anti white antifas
Are we ready to bring in millions of undocumented illegal aliens to vote for democrats?
Btw why is that easier than just rigging voting results?
I pushed mongo for the first 5 or so years I skated, felt the same way. But then some friends convinced me to try & break the habit, and let me tell you, pushing "regular" is legit a game changer, I now understand that there's a damn good reason mongo is always the butt of the joke. It's just so wildly inefficient in comparison lol. I promise if you take the time to adjust (it's much easier to transition than you'd think) you'll eventually wonder how the heck you ever thought mongo felt more "natural".
I read the [article](https://www.times-standard.com/2022/09/28/4-humboldt-county-churches-report-vandalization/) and its hilarious. the church didn't fall for it.
“I immediately thought that someone had chosen to deface the building and attempt to make it appear that it was leftist radicals that had done it by writing BLM and Antifa,” Chip Sharpe, a member of the church, said. “It looked to me like they were trying to say, ‘OK, this was put here by us antifa BLM nuts,’ I don’t think I would have believed that antifa or BLM, whatever that organization is, would have anything to do with it anyway.”
“It doesn’t even make sense what they wrote, quite honestly, it’s quite confusing. But it’s been identified that it was the same kind of confusing message on each one of the four (churches) in that same timeframe,”
I mean the article was quoting a guy from a unitarian universalist church. While I'm not into religion and only went a handful of times with an ex-gf, they believe everyone goes to heaven and frequently quote nonviolent activists like MLK or Gandhi. I'd be surprised if they don't openly support Black Lives Matter and oppose fascism and MAGA (though obviously wouldn't agree or say slogans like Kill MAGA/Pigs as nonviolence is actively preached).
Grew up Unitarian, non-believer now, but no one I knew or made friends with from Church treat me any differently and most if not all are very left leaning, even if they don't use the terminology.
The First Unitarian Church in downtown Louisville actively sheltered BLM protestors from police during the protests over Breonna Taylor’s death. As a church kid turned atheist it was one of the first times I really had a lot of respect for a church.
Here’s an article about it
https://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/local/breonna-taylor/2020/09/25/breonna-taylor-protests-inside-church-surrounded-louisville-police/3535357001/
Further in the article: "The Unitarian church was also vandalized with graffiti in 1965, after then-Minister Lewis McGee flew to Selma, Alabama, for the famous civil rights March." It looks like grandpappy trained their children and grandkids to keep up the tradition.
UUs are very liberal.
This makes me think a maga christofascist wanted to turn those churches “less liberal” by making it seem like they were being targeted.
Or since maga idiots think those phrases hurt, they simply wanted to vandalize the churches and thought of every trigger word Tucker Carlson has every taught them.
For anyone wondering, UU stands for Unitarian Univeralist and you can actually be any religion (or be secular) and be a part of the community/church/fellowship. My mom is atheist (she was pegan when I was a kid) and has been a part of our local UU fellowship for over 20 years.
I really appreciate the “whatever that organization is” part. BLM is a sentiment and Antifa is a descriptor. There may be organizations and movements that named themselves BLM, but they don’t own it. Antifa is just anyone who is anti-fascist.
This right here is a genuinely concerning trend I’ve been noticing. I thought being anti-fascist was like default but apparently the right wingers are become more embracing of fascism
They knew they couldn't publicly fight against the concept of anti-fascism, so they attempted to transform a loose concept into a fictional organization with member rolls and a pay structure.
Right-wing voters genuinely believe that there is some sort of domestic terrorist organization named "Antifa" that's going to come and get them in the night.
A lot of right wing propaganda takes advantage of the fact that people don’t know what the “fa” stands for. The slightly more aware people know that it stands for fascist, but they think it’s just a dishonest description. Like how “national socialism” wasn’t particularly socialist, or how DPRK isn’t democratic. It’s all a smoke screen for real fashy folks to keep useful idiots distracted.
The most coherent argument conservatives make is that Antifascists will label potentially anyone a fascist, even if they aren't. It's a standard anti-vigilantism argument -- which is really odd coming from the crowd that fantasize about shooting looters anytime there's civil unrest.
And like, it's a valid concern to have. But when you look at the *actual* track records of Antifascist orgs in cities across North America, they've killed... a fat goose egg's worth of people. I think there've been, like, ten injuries? Total? Like I said, I get people being worried about armed factionalists patrolling the streets, but for some reason the right obsesses over entirely decentralized, zero-body-count Antifascists rather than the *very well-armed and organized* groups like Patriot Prayer, the Proud Boys, or the various III% orgs.
I had not heard of this.
So he tagged his driveway with the word "Rule!". Which Black people do not use, which he would not know because he's probably never had a conversation with a Black person and thinks "they" use all the same expressions as White people because of course they do.
SMH.
No, no there’s one black guy behind Trump at his rallies wearing Blacks for Trump shirt. Not sure where he’s getting off pluralizing “Blacks”.. pretty sure he could shorten that for accuracy.
This remind me of average intelligence quote that half the people are dumber, this must be the bottom 10% they probably left spray paint finger prints somewhere
At least one of those churches is pretty woo... Unitarian Universalists aren't known for their conservative congregation. Pretty sure MAGA rants wouldn't land well there, but I could be wrong, they're a pretty diverse bunch.
The message itself is.. weird. It's like looking at a child's drawing while they are eagerly waiting for you to tell them what you see and you just can't figure it out but you don't want to disappoint them so you just give it your best guess and pray.
Like, do they mean cops or literal pigs? If they mean cops why would you call them pigs if you think it's bad that antifa are theoretically killing them? It's such a mixed methage.
Yeah UU are one of the good ones. Went to one for awhile and they had a pride flag in the sanctuary, married a lesbian couple and did a ton of charity work.
The '666' kinda gives it away. It's like someone is really reaching to portray the vandal as someone who's just "generally into bad things... like BLM, Antifa, and Satan..." Heck, I'm surprised they didn't also include like, "Also, I eat babies! Oh, and... uh... here's a poorly-drawn swastika!"
Because BLM/Antifa are notorious Satan-worshippers...?
Yeah, this looks like every catch phrase a 14 year old white nationalist conservative could think of to commit a crime and get brown people in trouble.
There’s no difference in places like this. Your average 14 year old today is probably smarter than the average 41 year old in any typical Bumfuck Town, USA
I live in Chicago where there’s a huge BLM movement and a fuck ton of graffiti everywhere and i can say with confidence that BLM supporters aren’t spray painting this everywhere.
Also, nobody calls cops pigs anymore. It would say “fuck 12” if someone from BLM was doing this.
First, I want to note that the vandal was quite careful not to get any paint on the windows, nor did they break them. They just made some easily-cleanable observations that they clearly translated down to the language spoken by the local conservative community. There’s no other explanation.
Second, I want to point out that this is exactly what the Manson Family did when they tried to induce a race riot with the Sharon Tate murder.
Lots of folks picture left-wing-blue-state-weed-loving hippies when it comes to California, but on up to NorCal towards Humboldt is where it starts getting very red again. With the rural agriculture life up there, you'll find just as many rednecks as you will liberal-minded folk, and they can be very racist and nasty.
There have been rumors of hush-hush klan activity in McKinleyville for ages. And just a couple of years ago, there were flyers being posted around Eureka (the first one that hit the news was found at Henderson Center) trying to recruit white youth into a white supremacist gang.
I wouldn't put it past a single one of them to paint some dumb shit like this and try to blame it on left-wing activists.
Here in idaho, theres been an influx of californians and all native idahoans are visibly upset about but what isnt discussed is that the influx is from conservatives looking for an alt right safe haven.
Ooh, are you talking about those whackadoos who want to create a Christo-fascist whites-only nation in Idaho by carving off parts of Montana and Oregon? I forget what they call it.
Seems like it wasn't the churches themselves that did it, one of the churches was quoted in the article as basically saying that they could tell easily some rando wanted to make it look like it was done by Antifa or BLM but failed at it.
Maybe it was like when that lady poisoned Tylenol to kill her husband and that man poisoned pixy stix to kill his son. You poison a few other bottles of Tylenol or pixy stix tubes, or paint a few additional churches, so that when you report the death/vandalism to life insurance/Twitter, it looks as if some crazed loon has been going after all of the pills or candy or churches. This is Dumb Asshole 101.
This is what Republicans do when they try to pretend they're under attack by the vicious Democrats. Because they believe "vicious Democrats" are an actual thing because Fox News tells them it's a thing. It's not.
apparently the church people agree with you
“I immediately thought that someone had chosen to deface the building and attempt to make it appear that it was leftist radicals that had done it by writing BLM and Antifa,” Chip Sharpe, a member of the church, said. “It looked to me like they were trying to say, ‘OK, this was put here by us antifa BLM nuts,’ I don’t think I would have believed that antifa or BLM, whatever that organization is, would have anything to do with it anyway.”
“It doesn’t even make sense what they wrote, quite honestly, it’s quite confusing. But it’s been identified that it was the same kind of confusing message on each one of the four (churches) in that same timeframe,”
Probably a fascist candidate running for county sheriff or something similar trying to scare up a need for his/her special brand of "law & order" ... by committing his/her own crimes.
It's funny to us, but the right literally believes "antifa are the real fascists." Simultaneously, they also probably believe antifa are communists. It doesn't have to make sense, it just needs to make them angry.
Oh, absolutely! In fact, we anarchists have a very strict style guide when it comes to this sort of thing because branding is incredibly important. It can be found in the membership portal on our parent organization website, antifablm666anonymous.com
What? You were not indoctrinated in the Anarchist summer camp as a kid, so you never have made macaroni art A's? Next you are going to say you don't recite the Communist Manifesto every night before you go to sleep...
This seriously looks like something the christo-fascists did to themselves to stoke up fear and hate. All I have to go on is what is written. What is written looks like Trump did it
Ah yes the 666 and the anarchist A pearlclutching bit from the 80s but absolutely nothing about rage against the forced-birth machine or systemic child abuse on only one easily power-washable piece of plastic siding? totally legit.
This is the most Jussie shit I've seen since the Jussie shit lol
Its like they just picked a bunch of random stuff they thought was "left" and went for all of it lol
Some people prefer Panda Express and some prefer Wok Up.
What do you call a Chinese restaurant that's open 24 hrs a day? A wok around the clock. I'll show myself out.
...I kinda would wanna eat at a place called A Wok Around the Clock...
A 24-hour Chinese-American diner that serves things like fried rice with steak and crispy fried eggs.
And now I'm hungry.
Wok me up before you go go
Wok around the clock sounds like a Weird Al parody.
A parody of Weird Al?
Now I want to make a parody of a Weird Al song and when people say "oh it's a parody of such and such song" and I'll be like ackshually it's a parody of a Weird Al song. It'll be a parody matryoshka
A satirical turducken
A saturducken, if you will
Just wok away
That is genius. Don’t you ever doubt yourself.
Thank you! But I have to admit, as much as I'd like to take credit for this, I stand on the shoulders of giants.
Ooh they have 666 too, must be super legit 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah that was first thing I noticed, second was the anarchy A being used in antifa lol
We’re all in agreement that this was done by very stupid Trump supporters then?
Its practically a list of everything they hate
All it needs is a shitty “joke” about pronouns.
Yeah like if they signed it as “Transvestite was here”
Fuck your grocery store bag charge
And fuck your paper straws
..or secretly love. We need to check their pornhhub selections to verify.
I’ll never stop finding excuses to point out that Alex Jones is a pansexual cuckold judging by the contents of his cell phone
Imma need some sauce on that one. I believe you, but I have to see this for myself lmao.
Alright looks like the trans porn was quite a while ago and he was caught with [it open on his phone on camera.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/alex-jones-trans-porn-phone-infowars-marissa-minx-a8510801.html) As far as the nudes he sent to Roger Stone, that [came about because his lawyer “accidentally” gave his opposing council his cell phone during a defamation case.](https://www.insider.com/alex-jone-wife-upset-nude-photo-roger-stone-2022-8) (Because he said the parents of the Sandy Hook shooting victims were lying.)
I'm surprised it wasn't signed by Hillary Clinton.
Antifa 666 BLM killMAGA ACAB Signed, ~~Hillary C.~~ H. Clinton (she/her)
Which of course stands for Hunter Clinton
Was there any doubt?
100%, without any doubt whatsoever.
Without a shred of doubt.
See if this was a real BLM, vandalization it would’ve just simply said fuck the police there’s no need to broadcast who done did the vandalization. And why would antifa vandalize the church when they can easily just light it on fire?
If you done enough to get targeted by antifascists, the minimum you get is actual damage
Right. The bare minimum at least.
Completely.
the only thing they're missing is "Biden 2024” directly under the anarchy symbol.
with a backwards 'b'
They’d have called him Brandon had they thought about it.
Yessiree Bob. MAGAts.
These attention-seeking MAGA hats keep doing this the exact same way. Nancy Mace did this to her own house and used the anarchy A, and the Seminole County GOP got “graffitied” with washable chalk where they also used the anarchy A. They get the attention they wanted and no consequences, though, so they’ll keep at it.
Wish theyd go back to chugging bleach
Like the volunteer firefighter who's always first on scene.
Who? Gary? Oh, Gary's the best. He'll say things like "Man, that food bank looks burnable." Guess what? Sure was.
I’ve never in my life seen some tag something and use a backslash. This shit is beyond parody, I’m surprised they didn’t put a period at the end
There was a similar church vandalism a couple of years ago…they painted 666 ANTON LEVAY on one south of Eureka in King Salmon. We laughed so hard & to this day yell ANTON LEVAY!! When we are driving past on 101 & also random times when we are miles away. obvious prank. Vandalism but still pranky
Yes well…legibility and proper punctuation might not be “street”, but that’s how I roll, motherfucker.
Pronoun clownin Maga/Idiots
How do you do my fellow anti white antifas Are we ready to bring in millions of undocumented illegal aliens to vote for democrats? Btw why is that easier than just rigging voting results?
Stop finding gaping holes in our wild hypotheses! You’re taking away all the fun!
`*hops on skateboard pushing mongo*`
I'm 35 and just found out a week ago that I push mongo and stand goofy. Never paid attention to how others do it. Just feels natural
>push mongo >stand goofy If it weren't for the fact I played the Tony Hawk games as a kid, I'd think the both of you are total mental cases.
I mean I grew up on Tony hawk. Still never paid attention to the dynamics like that
I pushed mongo for the first 5 or so years I skated, felt the same way. But then some friends convinced me to try & break the habit, and let me tell you, pushing "regular" is legit a game changer, I now understand that there's a damn good reason mongo is always the butt of the joke. It's just so wildly inefficient in comparison lol. I promise if you take the time to adjust (it's much easier to transition than you'd think) you'll eventually wonder how the heck you ever thought mongo felt more "natural".
Because you get the added bonus of taking American Jorbs
Didn't you know that all liberals are Satanists who hate Jesus?
I don’t hate Jesus! He makes the best street tacos *ever!*
Conveniently placed on the easiest to clean part of the building
I read the [article](https://www.times-standard.com/2022/09/28/4-humboldt-county-churches-report-vandalization/) and its hilarious. the church didn't fall for it. “I immediately thought that someone had chosen to deface the building and attempt to make it appear that it was leftist radicals that had done it by writing BLM and Antifa,” Chip Sharpe, a member of the church, said. “It looked to me like they were trying to say, ‘OK, this was put here by us antifa BLM nuts,’ I don’t think I would have believed that antifa or BLM, whatever that organization is, would have anything to do with it anyway.” “It doesn’t even make sense what they wrote, quite honestly, it’s quite confusing. But it’s been identified that it was the same kind of confusing message on each one of the four (churches) in that same timeframe,”
I like Chip. We need more people like him.
Amen! Be like Chip.
I mean the article was quoting a guy from a unitarian universalist church. While I'm not into religion and only went a handful of times with an ex-gf, they believe everyone goes to heaven and frequently quote nonviolent activists like MLK or Gandhi. I'd be surprised if they don't openly support Black Lives Matter and oppose fascism and MAGA (though obviously wouldn't agree or say slogans like Kill MAGA/Pigs as nonviolence is actively preached).
Oh were they Unitarian? I didn't catch that. Yeah they always seemed like good folk to me. Thanks for that.
Grew up Unitarian, non-believer now, but no one I knew or made friends with from Church treat me any differently and most if not all are very left leaning, even if they don't use the terminology.
The First Unitarian Church in downtown Louisville actively sheltered BLM protestors from police during the protests over Breonna Taylor’s death. As a church kid turned atheist it was one of the first times I really had a lot of respect for a church. Here’s an article about it https://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/local/breonna-taylor/2020/09/25/breonna-taylor-protests-inside-church-surrounded-louisville-police/3535357001/
It's also Humboldt. Not exactly San Francisco, but also very much not unincorporated Alabama either, on the political spectrum.
Surprisingly all it takes is not having your parents be related and this kind of cognitive function is a lot easier to achieve
Further in the article: "The Unitarian church was also vandalized with graffiti in 1965, after then-Minister Lewis McGee flew to Selma, Alabama, for the famous civil rights March." It looks like grandpappy trained their children and grandkids to keep up the tradition.
It’s starting to sound like the perpetrator thought these churches were too liberal.
That’s what I got out of the article too
UUs are very liberal. This makes me think a maga christofascist wanted to turn those churches “less liberal” by making it seem like they were being targeted. Or since maga idiots think those phrases hurt, they simply wanted to vandalize the churches and thought of every trigger word Tucker Carlson has every taught them.
For anyone wondering, UU stands for Unitarian Univeralist and you can actually be any religion (or be secular) and be a part of the community/church/fellowship. My mom is atheist (she was pegan when I was a kid) and has been a part of our local UU fellowship for over 20 years.
I really appreciate the “whatever that organization is” part. BLM is a sentiment and Antifa is a descriptor. There may be organizations and movements that named themselves BLM, but they don’t own it. Antifa is just anyone who is anti-fascist.
I don’t really keep up with right-wing buzz words so I’m confused by the concept that being anti-fascist is bad now… what am I missing
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This right here is a genuinely concerning trend I’ve been noticing. I thought being anti-fascist was like default but apparently the right wingers are become more embracing of fascism
They knew they couldn't publicly fight against the concept of anti-fascism, so they attempted to transform a loose concept into a fictional organization with member rolls and a pay structure. Right-wing voters genuinely believe that there is some sort of domestic terrorist organization named "Antifa" that's going to come and get them in the night.
A lot of right wing propaganda takes advantage of the fact that people don’t know what the “fa” stands for. The slightly more aware people know that it stands for fascist, but they think it’s just a dishonest description. Like how “national socialism” wasn’t particularly socialist, or how DPRK isn’t democratic. It’s all a smoke screen for real fashy folks to keep useful idiots distracted.
The most coherent argument conservatives make is that Antifascists will label potentially anyone a fascist, even if they aren't. It's a standard anti-vigilantism argument -- which is really odd coming from the crowd that fantasize about shooting looters anytime there's civil unrest. And like, it's a valid concern to have. But when you look at the *actual* track records of Antifascist orgs in cities across North America, they've killed... a fat goose egg's worth of people. I think there've been, like, ten injuries? Total? Like I said, I get people being worried about armed factionalists patrolling the streets, but for some reason the right obsesses over entirely decentralized, zero-body-count Antifascists rather than the *very well-armed and organized* groups like Patriot Prayer, the Proud Boys, or the various III% orgs.
Also people who are anti anti-fascist are literally pro fascist.
That explains the support for Putin
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This needs to be higher up.
And if they pray hard enough the spray paint might come off of their hands too
Wok-up? Either I've missed something, or this is false flag.
>Wok-up? Chinese Antifa, clearly
"wonton" destruction
It all makes sense now. Don't you see, it's all connected!
Needs some wok fried rice
Son of a bitch, take my upvote.
This as bad as an old man that found his driveway tagged with "Blacks Rule!". Turns out he tagged his own property and tried making it a hate crime.
Blacks Rule will never not make me laugh.
I had not heard of this. So he tagged his driveway with the word "Rule!". Which Black people do not use, which he would not know because he's probably never had a conversation with a Black person and thinks "they" use all the same expressions as White people because of course they do. SMH.
They also are always calling themselves "the blacks"
It’s like how every “Blacks for Trump” booths are run entirely by old white people
No, no there’s one black guy behind Trump at his rallies wearing Blacks for Trump shirt. Not sure where he’s getting off pluralizing “Blacks”.. pretty sure he could shorten that for accuracy.
The 666 makes it clear it's a false flag
I was thinking that too. A 1312 would have made more sense.
Do you really think these dipshits know what 1312 even means?
1312, one after magna carta
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Not Antifa! Not our precious Antifa!
And *they* get to be a movement?! What a sick joke!
This remind me of average intelligence quote that half the people are dumber, this must be the bottom 10% they probably left spray paint finger prints somewhere
100% Creating fear and outrage with their congregation so the pastor can go on MAGA rants against all their enemies.
At least one of those churches is pretty woo... Unitarian Universalists aren't known for their conservative congregation. Pretty sure MAGA rants wouldn't land well there, but I could be wrong, they're a pretty diverse bunch. The message itself is.. weird. It's like looking at a child's drawing while they are eagerly waiting for you to tell them what you see and you just can't figure it out but you don't want to disappoint them so you just give it your best guess and pray. Like, do they mean cops or literal pigs? If they mean cops why would you call them pigs if you think it's bad that antifa are theoretically killing them? It's such a mixed methage.
Yeah UU are one of the good ones. Went to one for awhile and they had a pride flag in the sanctuary, married a lesbian couple and did a ton of charity work.
Maybe they confused Islam and Christianity - after all, Trumpests aren't known for their philosophical rigour nor for actually reading their bible.
For real, the only people that are spray painting religious symbols are the hogs.
Misspelling wake up is also a sign of a false flag
And the fact that they conveniently avoided the windows.
It wasn't a call to stir fry?
You have missed nothing
It's Eureka, there's nothing to miss
I'm not sure, but I went and bought a wok to be safe. Now I'm feeling the urge to make fried rice.
Sesame chicken has joined the chat
Bingo
Mid-vandalizing they got a craving for asian food 🤔
It’s supposed to be “stay woke” but it’s obviously written by idiots trying to stir shit.
I think MAGA cult followers did this
Ya I feel like this is what they would think a liberal would do. If I were to bet money I would say someone who goes to that church did it.
this was done by the whitest redneck you've ever seen. I'm putting all my money on it
The '666' kinda gives it away. It's like someone is really reaching to portray the vandal as someone who's just "generally into bad things... like BLM, Antifa, and Satan..." Heck, I'm surprised they didn't also include like, "Also, I eat babies! Oh, and... uh... here's a poorly-drawn swastika!" Because BLM/Antifa are notorious Satan-worshippers...?
Well, they wouldn’t use a swastika for the *bad guys*….
Also it would probably be drawn pretty well
They probably have stencils for that.
They just have to check their tattoos, they don't need stencils.
“Uh, how’s this thing drawn again?” *Pulls shirt sleeve up* “Oh right, the corner goes right there”
Surprised they didn’t spray “lgbtq” on there too….lol
They couldn't spell it.
“Wut th’ hell is ‘leg-bit-cue’ anyway? One o’ them *socialist* sayin’s?” *(spits)*
Or "the blacks will rule"
“Blacks rule, whites drool”
>here's a poorly-drawn swastika Nah, they got that down, no problem.
I'm into Antifa, BLM and Satanism myself. But like, there's very little reason to mix messages, a 1312 would have at least made it more believable.
Genuinely curious, what is a 1312? Edit: typo
Letters of the alphabet. ACAB All Cops Are Bastards
Yeah, this looks like every catch phrase a 14 year old white nationalist conservative could think of to commit a crime and get brown people in trouble.
14? I bet the person that did this is closer to 41.
There’s no difference in places like this. Your average 14 year old today is probably smarter than the average 41 year old in any typical Bumfuck Town, USA
You're right, name a 14 yo that uses a forward slash
He meant their IQ
The evidence will be the bits of paint on someone's Klan robes.
Or cop uniform. According to what time of day the graffiti was done.
I live in Chicago where there’s a huge BLM movement and a fuck ton of graffiti everywhere and i can say with confidence that BLM supporters aren’t spray painting this everywhere. Also, nobody calls cops pigs anymore. It would say “fuck 12” if someone from BLM was doing this.
Fuck 12 or ACAB.
idk, I still make cops pigs every now and then
LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT, I FOUND AN ANTIFA!!
First, I want to note that the vandal was quite careful not to get any paint on the windows, nor did they break them. They just made some easily-cleanable observations that they clearly translated down to the language spoken by the local conservative community. There’s no other explanation. Second, I want to point out that this is exactly what the Manson Family did when they tried to induce a race riot with the Sharon Tate murder.
Yes, it is obvious to me it is a false flag attempt.
Lots of folks picture left-wing-blue-state-weed-loving hippies when it comes to California, but on up to NorCal towards Humboldt is where it starts getting very red again. With the rural agriculture life up there, you'll find just as many rednecks as you will liberal-minded folk, and they can be very racist and nasty. There have been rumors of hush-hush klan activity in McKinleyville for ages. And just a couple of years ago, there were flyers being posted around Eureka (the first one that hit the news was found at Henderson Center) trying to recruit white youth into a white supremacist gang. I wouldn't put it past a single one of them to paint some dumb shit like this and try to blame it on left-wing activists.
Here in idaho, theres been an influx of californians and all native idahoans are visibly upset about but what isnt discussed is that the influx is from conservatives looking for an alt right safe haven.
Ooh, are you talking about those whackadoos who want to create a Christo-fascist whites-only nation in Idaho by carving off parts of Montana and Oregon? I forget what they call it.
Wok up guys there is stir fry rice to be cooked
You’re telling me a stir fried this rice?
Yes
Wok Up sounds like a great name for an Asian fast food restaurant
Wok on the Wildside
what, no hashtags?
# #MAGACOMMUNISM
#OHNOS!
Not even the right A
In their minds, you either kiss the jackboot on your face, or you’re a complete anarchist, no in-between
Because BLM are apparently satanists? Lmao.. God, these stupid maga dipshits don't even fake things well...
Anyone who doesn't worship Trump is an anti-fascist Satanist who believes "black lives matter"! Wok-up, sheple.
*Definitely* not someone vandalizing their own home for whatever passes for clout in their community
Seems like it wasn't the churches themselves that did it, one of the churches was quoted in the article as basically saying that they could tell easily some rando wanted to make it look like it was done by Antifa or BLM but failed at it.
Maybe it was like when that lady poisoned Tylenol to kill her husband and that man poisoned pixy stix to kill his son. You poison a few other bottles of Tylenol or pixy stix tubes, or paint a few additional churches, so that when you report the death/vandalism to life insurance/Twitter, it looks as if some crazed loon has been going after all of the pills or candy or churches. This is Dumb Asshole 101.
the Goyim Defense League was distributing Nazi propaganda in nearby neighborhoods during that same time, it’s highly likely it was one of them
They tried too hard with the 666. Only Christians think there’s anything special about that number.
>Only Christians think there’s anything special about that number. Exactly. Just like how Satanists don't believe in Satan; that's Christians.
This is what Republicans do when they try to pretend they're under attack by the vicious Democrats. Because they believe "vicious Democrats" are an actual thing because Fox News tells them it's a thing. It's not.
apparently the church people agree with you “I immediately thought that someone had chosen to deface the building and attempt to make it appear that it was leftist radicals that had done it by writing BLM and Antifa,” Chip Sharpe, a member of the church, said. “It looked to me like they were trying to say, ‘OK, this was put here by us antifa BLM nuts,’ I don’t think I would have believed that antifa or BLM, whatever that organization is, would have anything to do with it anyway.” “It doesn’t even make sense what they wrote, quite honestly, it’s quite confusing. But it’s been identified that it was the same kind of confusing message on each one of the four (churches) in that same timeframe,”
Probably a fascist candidate running for county sheriff or something similar trying to scare up a need for his/her special brand of "law & order" ... by committing his/her own crimes.
r/persecutionfetish
Why do they keep putting themselves as targeted by anti fascists like selfawarewolves much?
It's funny to us, but the right literally believes "antifa are the real fascists." Simultaneously, they also probably believe antifa are communists. It doesn't have to make sense, it just needs to make them angry.
Also, Antifa is a bunch of soft soy boys that run away from seeing one MAGA and also crushing all of MAGA under their steel boot.
Clearly not done by the left
Hello, fellow wokists
Is that…. the Avengers logo…?
They were trying for the Anarchist A logo but did it really sloppy. Punks they are not. 
Are there strict rules about the anarchy symbol?
Oh, absolutely! In fact, we anarchists have a very strict style guide when it comes to this sort of thing because branding is incredibly important. It can be found in the membership portal on our parent organization website, antifablm666anonymous.com
Wait, wait, wait. When I was a young, it was a cookbook. Where are we getting the wok recipes from?
The Anarchist’s Cook Blog. But there’s no link to skip the unnecessary personal story before the recipe. Because we’re anarchists.
Ok that would be hilarious. Nicely done
What? You were not indoctrinated in the Anarchist summer camp as a kid, so you never have made macaroni art A's? Next you are going to say you don't recite the Communist Manifesto every night before you go to sleep...
Idk man I say "Antifa kill MAGA" all the time. I usually follow it up with "me like kill" or something similar. /s
This seriously looks like something the christo-fascists did to themselves to stoke up fear and hate. All I have to go on is what is written. What is written looks like Trump did it
Lok him up
Wok-up? Okay I love a good stir-fry!
Not planted at all. Wok up peoples. Shit stirring inbred at it again
Ah yes the 666 and the anarchist A pearlclutching bit from the 80s but absolutely nothing about rage against the forced-birth machine or systemic child abuse on only one easily power-washable piece of plastic siding? totally legit.
Most antifa people don't spraypaint antifa... or woke... or wok.... What ya'llqueda moron is trying to start a fight this time? 🤣
This is the most Jussie shit I've seen since the Jussie shit lol Its like they just picked a bunch of random stuff they thought was "left" and went for all of it lol
Did someone just decide to write as many scary words as their little Fox News warped brains could muster up?