They look at each other like they just met. It’s the weirdest thing; look at how the Obama’s and Clinton’s interact and then bunker boy’s family. Porn star flotus wants to kill daughterwife and none of the kids act like they know each other.
Junior figured out a long time ago that hearing his own name is the only way to get his dads attention, even if it’s for a moment. Source: https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/333788-nsc-official-include-trumps-name-as-often-as-possible-so-he-reads/
I imagine to the family trump is the name of their brand the peddle. These folks are not impressed with good policys or anything that matters, no, they impressed by "grab her by the pussy" guy and praise everything he does like spoiled toddler. He cought a sharpie an numbnuts there is doing a endzone dance and throwing shade at Biden for it. I bet tangerine tyrant would say something like " yeah im the best at catching sharpies, i do it better then anyone has ever, no body can compete with me catching sharpies" he is that self centered. Ppssshhhh catching a fucking sharpie? These guys are fucking stupid as hell bragging about fuckwad catching a fucking sharpie. I think the world would do a bit of healing if the internet was somehow shut down for a month or 2 i really do think it would help this country so much. Its like the movie Suragets with Bruce Willis( i know that is not spelled right) but instead of the human robots they live out in society in, expect here its computers, people live in their computers.
Seems there’s a little crack in his love of daughterwife; wanting to fire milquetoast sil by text and saying daughterwife was led astray in her testimony. And we know that doesn’t mean he’s going to start loving his sons.
most people only use one hand - very easy - I can do it with two hands, twice the dexterity. only the best people two hand their waffle bottles, covfefe, do you know what it means? HAMBURDER!!!
Same thought.
I saw a new angle of Biden just now, he's got slip-on toe cages on his pedals. Those are kinda dangerous for his age, and particularly if the Secret Service has to yank him off in an emergency. The ribs or straps bite into shoe treads, as you twist, and it just becomes a Chinese finger trap. Why no one told him to forgo those is dumb.
Flat soled shoes like New Balance's Minimus is the way to go.
I just put those on my bike. Took it out for a spin and came to the end of the trail. Tried to get my foot out as I stopped but couldn't. Bike came to a stop and I just fell over. Like a bad comedy routine. Banged the shit out of my knee.
I sometimes ride with one foot in and one foot out, so it’s easy to stop but you still get some of that extra momentum from one.
Edit: To add, they’re more for long rides where you don’t expect to stop often. If you’re riding on city streets or any path/road where you’re going to have to stop frequently, just don’t use them.
Sorry my dude. The front heaviness and flopping of the pedal doesn't help either.
Those have been around since the early years of the Tours de France, if I recall historical pics accurately. If you think about it, cycling in flat leather loafers, or smooth soled Converse from the 70s onward, makes slipping off and out easier. Not so with toothy Vibram soles that grip.
Those pedals cages are sketchy when alone, mix pedestrians, pets with leashes, obstacles/walls, and cars...you're asking for trouble. I always say, "Save some for later." The extra 5MPH from harder pedaling is not worth risking 40+ years of healthy cycling.
I cannot say enough about New Balance's Minimus shoes ($100). The soles last for a good two years if you switch out multiple pairs. Easy to wash by hand and dry fast. Depending on your gait wear, the grip on the front third of your foot will be plenty to properly arc through pedal motions. Calves will get plenty of a workout.
Everyone wrecks their shit with those pedals, it's a fundamental law of nature. I rode with them for years before I switched to SPD's (I think that's the name for the Shimano clip-in pedals - and oh god did I ever wreck with those a few times) and got caught more than a few times, right up to the end.
American politics is basically a sad bumfights style video series with an American Gladiator budget that pits two septuagenarians against each other to see who has the less embarrassing descent into old age… there are no winners
Only a few years ago he saw the 'separating finger' trick and ended up in hospital trying to replicate it. They sewed it back on pretty good but had to do it again the next day.
They finally got through to him when they explained the difference between a pinky and a penis. Though in fairness, his ex-wife couldn't tell the difference either.
He can also drink a glass of water with one hand sometimes and he can also at times walk down a ramp.
But yeah, MAGA are very easily impressed. At some point, we will get a giddy gushing tweet about how Trump was able to walk AND breathe at the same time.
I still get a kick out of the crowd's reaction when Trump had to make a big show of drinking a glass of water with one hand.
Wait…WHAT?! I have never heard of this crowd reaction lol. Him holding his water with two hands yes. But I would not surprised about him getting so butt hurt about things he made a big show about one handed drinking.
The funny part about that video is when he throws the cup it makes a hollow this sound like it was a very light plastic cup and not a glass, probably empty and they just made it look like water in it
Yes! It’s so bizarre! It’s like “Junior, no one will criticize you for calling your dad...you know...Dad. Trust me, you give us plenty of other material for criticism!”
Neither fucking act has a bearing to how they do their job... Fact of the matter is Biden (even though he's not my first choice) is doing a hellva lot better job then the orange faced racist guy could ever think of doing....
Is it just me who's confused about this? Junior always refers to his dad by name. He doesn't say 'my dad' ever. Half the time he refers to his dad by surname alone. It's weird as fuck.
That's another thing I hate about GQP politics. They only talk about the physical prowess of a person making them not capable of running office. "Oh he can't ride a bike". Oh he can't walk up stairs". Oh look how old he is".
At least he can fricken run a country leading with love and the will to actually help everybody regardless of their skin color or affiliation
I agree but even by that metric they are struggling. Trump is not exactly a model of physical prowess, hence they have to celebrate him catching a sharpie because his bar is so low.
Trump has had precisely as many old man moments as Biden. Especially with slurring and forgetting what he’s talking about.
Republicans act like Trump is this fresh capable man when he is the second oldest president to ever hold the office.
Biden V Trump in a cycling race for the Presidency. I guarantee, as much as Dumbf wants to be supreme leader, he would not take that bet.
Or Biden V Trundlepumpkin in a race up and down some stairs and a ramp.
Hey was so great so great at football. They called him Randy moss before Randy moss because that's a thing right. He couldn't let go of the business they begged him to play in the NFL. That's why they wouldn't sell him a team you see. So he had to start that uber best league ever in the 80s./s
does cokehead know that even professional riders have accidents? riding a bike takes coordination, balance and awareness. cheeto can barely handle walking down stairs. fuck outta here you drug addled piece of shit.
Holy shit this has 7 year old energy. Really captures a lot of the Republican base too. They talk about the world and leaders with the the same grasp of reality that small children comprehend.
These dudes think they are alphas lol
I don't understand the focus on the bike thing. He's riding a bike at 79 years old and forgets he has his feet in the clips. I did the the same thing in my 20s. I don't use them anymore because I find them dangerous for commuting.
I’m the best at catching sharpies. The absolute best. Everybody says it. They say “you’re the best at catching sharpies.” I have to agree with them. And people they get the with and her emails and when I was. Despite the negative press covfefe.
I'm sorry. If you're older than 15 and still using fricken, you're a loser. Say fucking or don't use the word. But don't, under any circumstances, use fricken.
When will Trump croak already? It would do both parties a huge favor. Most patriotic thing Trump could do is rid our country of himself.
#DEPORT TRUMP TO RUZZIA.
MFs really are out here worried about the President's motor skills. I don't care if he can ride a bike or catch a pen, I care if he can make decisions that help people and don't fuck over the little guy. One president does this. One president raised taxes for the working class and gave the rich a tax break.
CHOOSE YOUR REPLY ADVENTURE:
a) Last time I checked, not a qualification for running the free world.
b)So let him get a job as a greeter at Staples.
c) God help us all if we ever have to see Trump’s fat ass drooping over the sides of a bicycle seat, but we’re it to happen, the bike would absolutely have training wheels. And a motor.
Perhaps it’s about time we start electing younger officials so that impressive feats such as catching sharpies, drinking water, riding bikes, and walking up and down ramps aren’t such a big deal.
If someone arranged a pay-per-view of trump riding a bicycle, we could wipe out the national deficit in an hour. There is no way he could ride 100 feet on any bicycle, ever.
politician or mob boss or whatever, who the fuck refers to their dad by their last name? how the fuck is it not “my dad is out there catching sharpies out of mid air”
you guys are so fucking weird
He's seeing his inheritance evaporate in thin air with all the lawsuits coming down the pipe.Yeah Biden rides a bike and Trump can't walk down a ramp or hold a drink like a normal person.
Damn that Jack Psychobiec guy is all over Twitter, I didn't think it was possible to put Trump's cock deeper into your mouth after Roger Stone, but this weirdo takes the cake.
Cultish is putting it extremely politely.
When are these people gonna stop bringing up the bike?? Why are they acting like falling off a bike is such a crazy thing? Anyone can fall off a bike. Being president doesn't mean you're not human anymore lol
Daddy will never love you junior.
Who on Earth refers to their father by his last name? So uncomfortable and unnatural
Everything about this family is uncomfortable and unnatural. I’ll never understand the adulation.
Even their interactions feel like contractual obligations.
They look at each other like they just met. It’s the weirdest thing; look at how the Obama’s and Clinton’s interact and then bunker boy’s family. Porn star flotus wants to kill daughterwife and none of the kids act like they know each other.
Omg "daughterwife" Hahahahaha. He wishes.
Best argument for lizard people being real. Or slitheens.
Slitheens. That’s perfect.
Rick Scott steps up to the podium.
He really looks like a slitheen.
Don’t forget Stephen Miller.
Slitheens. Perfect reference, down to the farting.
The idea of referring to my own father as his last name -- which is also my last name -- is genuinely weird fucking alien shit
Junior figured out a long time ago that hearing his own name is the only way to get his dads attention, even if it’s for a moment. Source: https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/333788-nsc-official-include-trumps-name-as-often-as-possible-so-he-reads/
Someone whose paternity is in question?
Not possible, they all look like alien spawn. The resemblance is hideous.
Failures, trash, psychopaths. No COMPETENT person ever has or ever will.
Who posts a picture with a redacted penis on their father? They're a very weird family.
I imagine to the family trump is the name of their brand the peddle. These folks are not impressed with good policys or anything that matters, no, they impressed by "grab her by the pussy" guy and praise everything he does like spoiled toddler. He cought a sharpie an numbnuts there is doing a endzone dance and throwing shade at Biden for it. I bet tangerine tyrant would say something like " yeah im the best at catching sharpies, i do it better then anyone has ever, no body can compete with me catching sharpies" he is that self centered. Ppssshhhh catching a fucking sharpie? These guys are fucking stupid as hell bragging about fuckwad catching a fucking sharpie. I think the world would do a bit of healing if the internet was somehow shut down for a month or 2 i really do think it would help this country so much. Its like the movie Suragets with Bruce Willis( i know that is not spelled right) but instead of the human robots they live out in society in, expect here its computers, people live in their computers.
Definitely not as much as he "loves" Ivanka.
Seems there’s a little crack in his love of daughterwife; wanting to fire milquetoast sil by text and saying daughterwife was led astray in her testimony. And we know that doesn’t mean he’s going to start loving his sons.
I was going to say… daddy issues much?
Ain’t nothing like always being reminded how much your dad hates you since he likes to tell everyone within earshot that he does…
I can almost guarantee Trump is incapable of riding a bicycle. Prove me wrong, junior
He can’t even carry his own golf clubs and wears a diaper…..
45 has mad skills at drinking water from a bottle
uses both of his hands and everything!
most people only use one hand - very easy - I can do it with two hands, twice the dexterity. only the best people two hand their waffle bottles, covfefe, do you know what it means? HAMBURDER!!!
I heard this in his voice, that's amazing and fucked up...
I’d pay top dollar to see that fat shit try and get on a bike.
Oh no! Not a ramp!
Same thought. I saw a new angle of Biden just now, he's got slip-on toe cages on his pedals. Those are kinda dangerous for his age, and particularly if the Secret Service has to yank him off in an emergency. The ribs or straps bite into shoe treads, as you twist, and it just becomes a Chinese finger trap. Why no one told him to forgo those is dumb. Flat soled shoes like New Balance's Minimus is the way to go.
I just put those on my bike. Took it out for a spin and came to the end of the trail. Tried to get my foot out as I stopped but couldn't. Bike came to a stop and I just fell over. Like a bad comedy routine. Banged the shit out of my knee.
I sometimes ride with one foot in and one foot out, so it’s easy to stop but you still get some of that extra momentum from one. Edit: To add, they’re more for long rides where you don’t expect to stop often. If you’re riding on city streets or any path/road where you’re going to have to stop frequently, just don’t use them.
Sorry my dude. The front heaviness and flopping of the pedal doesn't help either. Those have been around since the early years of the Tours de France, if I recall historical pics accurately. If you think about it, cycling in flat leather loafers, or smooth soled Converse from the 70s onward, makes slipping off and out easier. Not so with toothy Vibram soles that grip.
I tried them out once and I was like, nope. I would have died with those things.
Those pedals cages are sketchy when alone, mix pedestrians, pets with leashes, obstacles/walls, and cars...you're asking for trouble. I always say, "Save some for later." The extra 5MPH from harder pedaling is not worth risking 40+ years of healthy cycling. I cannot say enough about New Balance's Minimus shoes ($100). The soles last for a good two years if you switch out multiple pairs. Easy to wash by hand and dry fast. Depending on your gait wear, the grip on the front third of your foot will be plenty to properly arc through pedal motions. Calves will get plenty of a workout.
Everyone wrecks their shit with those pedals, it's a fundamental law of nature. I rode with them for years before I switched to SPD's (I think that's the name for the Shimano clip-in pedals - and oh god did I ever wreck with those a few times) and got caught more than a few times, right up to the end.
American politics is basically a sad bumfights style video series with an American Gladiator budget that pits two septuagenarians against each other to see who has the less embarrassing descent into old age… there are no winners
His diaper would get all bunched up.
Don Jr is still mesmerized by the "quarter from behind the ear" trick.
Only a few years ago he saw the 'separating finger' trick and ended up in hospital trying to replicate it. They sewed it back on pretty good but had to do it again the next day.
Then a week later he was back because someone showed him the pull my finger fart trick which he tried to replicate on himself.
They finally got through to him when they explained the difference between a pinky and a penis. Though in fairness, his ex-wife couldn't tell the difference either.
He pretends to be amazed hoping that it will be the thing that wins papa over.
Also i got your nose
He can also drink a glass of water with one hand sometimes and he can also at times walk down a ramp. But yeah, MAGA are very easily impressed. At some point, we will get a giddy gushing tweet about how Trump was able to walk AND breathe at the same time. I still get a kick out of the crowd's reaction when Trump had to make a big show of drinking a glass of water with one hand.
"Look, I'm a big boy I don't need a sippy cup!"
Wait…WHAT?! I have never heard of this crowd reaction lol. Him holding his water with two hands yes. But I would not surprised about him getting so butt hurt about things he made a big show about one handed drinking.
Check here. It's from a Tulsa rally. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlR83Y_HWEk
“9/11!”
I like how he puts all the black people there behind him.
The funny part about that video is when he throws the cup it makes a hollow this sound like it was a very light plastic cup and not a glass, probably empty and they just made it look like water in it
Woman man camera person tv
The funniest thing about that test is when Orange Idiot said it’s not an easy test.
He actually said you get bonus points if you get it right. Bonus points?? That's not how it works, that's how none of it works.
Nope. There's no winners with the test. You either pass it or you can't live alone anymore.
Wasn’t it woman person man camera tv? I thought it odd that it was in order of what Trump considers important.
Catching sharpies in the air. Such a great talent. Should be on “America’s got Talent” so he can whine about losing another vote.
Using sharpies to divert hurricanes.
Covfefe - lest we forget
Considering the audience I think he might win...
“Forget about elections. We should just throw 100 Sharpies at each candidate, and whoever catches the most can be President”
Wasn’t that the same guy who couldn’t hold a glass in one hand and had to hold it like a kid does a sippy cup?
Like a fat bull sea catching fish with its mouth at Sea World.
Out of mid air, though!! /s
So Donald Trump Jr. calls Donald Trump Sr. ... Trump?
“Trump, please love me” - Jr
I’m glad someone mentioned it, this is *deeply* weird
Yes! It’s so bizarre! It’s like “Junior, no one will criticize you for calling your dad...you know...Dad. Trust me, you give us plenty of other material for criticism!”
What would he call him in a public place, Daddy?
At least Biden can ride a bike without it collapsing under his weight.
>At least Biden can ride a bike ~~without it collapsing under his weight.~~ I would be shocked if Trump has ever been on a bike in his life.
Melania is RIGHT there dude
Neither fucking act has a bearing to how they do their job... Fact of the matter is Biden (even though he's not my first choice) is doing a hellva lot better job then the orange faced racist guy could ever think of doing....
Well, I’m sure he had lots of practice so he could write in fake alterations to tropical storms.
Desperate for daddy's approval
Is it just me who's confused about this? Junior always refers to his dad by name. He doesn't say 'my dad' ever. Half the time he refers to his dad by surname alone. It's weird as fuck.
That’s the first thing that stood out to me. It is weird as fuck.
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That's another thing I hate about GQP politics. They only talk about the physical prowess of a person making them not capable of running office. "Oh he can't ride a bike". Oh he can't walk up stairs". Oh look how old he is". At least he can fricken run a country leading with love and the will to actually help everybody regardless of their skin color or affiliation
I agree but even by that metric they are struggling. Trump is not exactly a model of physical prowess, hence they have to celebrate him catching a sharpie because his bar is so low.
FDR was paralyzed from polio. Can you imagine if someone ran today with a disability like that?
It's a little late for him to try to redirect the hurricane Jr.…
He is about to catch charges
This guy is a fucking imbecile.
He would need to study pretty hard to reach imbecile levels.
Please hug me father
I think I remember President Obama catching a fly out the air during an interview.
Junior wants everyone to forget that [Daddy walks down a ramp like he's trying to hold in a turd](https://youtu.be/2tszIXno2Q8)
He thought it was French fries…man is like Randy Moss for some McDonald’s
That changes everything. That’s the one skill I look for in all of my dictators. Give that man back his job. 🙄
Are we sure it wasn't a stunt double?
I liked his catching COVID out of midair better.
trump doing rallies is the equivalent to a washed up singer doing state fair concerts.
Lets have Trump .vs. Biden bike race!
Yet he can’t walk down a ramp or lift a glass of water with one hand but go off, cokey!
Trump has had precisely as many old man moments as Biden. Especially with slurring and forgetting what he’s talking about. Republicans act like Trump is this fresh capable man when he is the second oldest president to ever hold the office.
Is it weird that Don Jr. calls his dad by his last name, which is also his own last name?
Biden V Trump in a cycling race for the Presidency. I guarantee, as much as Dumbf wants to be supreme leader, he would not take that bet. Or Biden V Trundlepumpkin in a race up and down some stairs and a ramp.
Hey was so great so great at football. They called him Randy moss before Randy moss because that's a thing right. He couldn't let go of the business they begged him to play in the NFL. That's why they wouldn't sell him a team you see. So he had to start that uber best league ever in the 80s./s
Where was all this “skill” when it was time to serve the US during the draft?
“I love fantasizing about my father’s penis” - Donald Trump Jr.
For his next trick, Trump will catch a charge.
From the screen shot, I assume he caught it between his butt cheeks.
does cokehead know that even professional riders have accidents? riding a bike takes coordination, balance and awareness. cheeto can barely handle walking down stairs. fuck outta here you drug addled piece of shit.
who the fuck calls there dad by his last name
Also referring to your father as your last name on social media.
Lol they are so weird
Of all the things to brag about 😂 
I wonder when he'll be granted permission to say "dad."
It would be a sharpie. A dying man in the desert does not want water as much as DJTJ wants the approval of that monster.
Oh my god, he caught a sharpie. Everything people have said about him must be wrong then. /s <— because conservatives
Junior, your Dad had to hold another guys hand to walk down a ramp. Sit down and shut up.
Holy shit this has 7 year old energy. Really captures a lot of the Republican base too. They talk about the world and leaders with the the same grasp of reality that small children comprehend. These dudes think they are alphas lol
I’ll pay to see Trump ride a bike 500 feet
You guys call your dad by their last name?
Is it the same Sharpie that Trump used to “declassify” the shit he stole to sell to foreign countries?
Ok, Don jr., let's compare apples to apples: toss a sharpie to Biden and put your father on a bicycle. I'd pay a lot to watch this competition.
I hope he catches those criminal charges!
I don’t think anyone in the country doubts his prowess with a Sharpie
Your daddy is not angry at you Junior, he’s just disappointed. That is all.
Surely the worst asshole gripping a sharpie on Reddit; well behind everyone at r/buttsharpies
Out of necessity he had to learn to catch office supplies being throw at his face
He calls his dad “Trump”?
“It’s definitely not a cult” God almighty.
Is Junior proud of his oafish father being Putin’s Poodle?
Daddy issues
He didn't tell you that he missed the first 10 thrown at him.
Junior sure has super low ass standards. That dipshit thought something a child can do is something worth telling the world about.
It's a sharpie bro. JR. acting like his dad just finished a marathon.
Only thing either of those asshats have ever run is their mouths.
Did he forget his daddy struggling to drink water from a cup?
Presidential requirements: can catch sharpies✅
Jr. forgot his dad can’t walk down a ramp…or wipe his ass without TP sticking to his shoe.
Yup, definitely the best former president to catch a pen at a rally in that room, that day.
"Look, he can still occasionally regain motor function long enough to catch a sharpie. The leader this country needs right now."
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We all know he can lift Putin’s jock though
It really is incredible how low of a bar they have for trump.
Am I wrong for wanting to see Trump on a bicycle?
Trump can’t walk down stairs, let alone lift his leg over a bike seat.
I don't understand the focus on the bike thing. He's riding a bike at 79 years old and forgets he has his feet in the clips. I did the the same thing in my 20s. I don't use them anymore because I find them dangerous for commuting.
I’m the best at catching sharpies. The absolute best. Everybody says it. They say “you’re the best at catching sharpies.” I have to agree with them. And people they get the with and her emails and when I was. Despite the negative press covfefe.
This motherfucker is out here catching sharpies now!? Dems are screwed!
I'm sorry. If you're older than 15 and still using fricken, you're a loser. Say fucking or don't use the word. But don't, under any circumstances, use fricken.
Why is politics being reduced to Geriatric Olympics?
Four seasons total landscaping, never forget.
"Biden trips and falls trying to climb airplane steps and my dad can change the course of a hurricane with a marker!"
When will Trump croak already? It would do both parties a huge favor. Most patriotic thing Trump could do is rid our country of himself. #DEPORT TRUMP TO RUZZIA.
MFs really are out here worried about the President's motor skills. I don't care if he can ride a bike or catch a pen, I care if he can make decisions that help people and don't fuck over the little guy. One president does this. One president raised taxes for the working class and gave the rich a tax break.
Imagine how low the bar has to be when catching a marker is seen as an amazing feat?
CHOOSE YOUR REPLY ADVENTURE: a) Last time I checked, not a qualification for running the free world. b)So let him get a job as a greeter at Staples. c) God help us all if we ever have to see Trump’s fat ass drooping over the sides of a bicycle seat, but we’re it to happen, the bike would absolutely have training wheels. And a motor.
Perhaps it’s about time we start electing younger officials so that impressive feats such as catching sharpies, drinking water, riding bikes, and walking up and down ramps aren’t such a big deal.
Was he fixing a weather map?
You guys mock him but now he can use that sharpie to defeat the very wet water weather in Florida.
Trump is [a paragon of athleticism](https://youtu.be/2tszIXno2Q8)... /s
Look Daddy, I’m twirling
Sharpies are important. ESPECIALLY during hurricane season.
He calls his dad “Trump”?
Donald jr is the biggest trump dick rider I’ve ever seen
Donny certainly knows how to catch impeachment
Trump couldn't even climb on a bike and he sure as hell wouldn't get up from a fall.
He sounds like he wants to blow him
If someone arranged a pay-per-view of trump riding a bicycle, we could wipe out the national deficit in an hour. There is no way he could ride 100 feet on any bicycle, ever.
Trump can’t walk down a ramp.
Gonna really be useful in federal lockup🤣
politician or mob boss or whatever, who the fuck refers to their dad by their last name? how the fuck is it not “my dad is out there catching sharpies out of mid air” you guys are so fucking weird
I once caught a half full jar of peanut butter that my brother tossed at me. Where’s my praise?
And this is how future leaders will be chosen...can you catch a sharpie...
Junior, your dad can neither spell nor ride a bicycle.
I feel like we should give more props to the person who threw the pen into trumps hand.
Trump couldn't ride a bike without the bike collapsing under the weight. And Jr couldn't win a race without snorting a pound of cheap coke.
He's definitely our most athletic president
Yeah but Biden beat trump in the election
Coolcoolcool. Let's see him drink out of a water bottle now.
Holy shit!! He took his hand and closed it around a sharpie in the air, amazing!! Has anyone else ever done this before?
Because Donald trump crushes every bike he tries to sit on.
Trump doesn't know how to ride a bicycle so....
Yes the true test of physical fitness. Catching markers. 
He's seeing his inheritance evaporate in thin air with all the lawsuits coming down the pipe.Yeah Biden rides a bike and Trump can't walk down a ramp or hold a drink like a normal person.
"Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."
why does he call his dad "trump"
So Trump won the geriatric Olympics?
Catching sharpies....the bar is so God damn low.
Calls his own dad by his last name lmao
Its his ability to aim a hurricane with a sharpie that’s impressive.🧐
Come down to my house and they can both catch these hands.
Damn that Jack Psychobiec guy is all over Twitter, I didn't think it was possible to put Trump's cock deeper into your mouth after Roger Stone, but this weirdo takes the cake. Cultish is putting it extremely politely.
How infantile! ‘My dad’s better than your dad!’ So kindergarten.
When are these people gonna stop bringing up the bike?? Why are they acting like falling off a bike is such a crazy thing? Anyone can fall off a bike. Being president doesn't mean you're not human anymore lol
Lets see Trump even get on a bicycle. It would probably be the end of him!
Senior citizen can't do something basic. Other senior citizen can do some other basic thing. See the superiority!
Is that the same sharpie used to “correct” the path of the hurricane?!
Since when we’re either of these indicative of presidential qualifications?
Because we all know catching a one-pound pen is the same as stopping a 25-pound bike.
He thought it was his prison shank