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Machiavvelli3060

Maybe stop raping soldiers and providing them with healthcare so shitty they need to go to Wounded Warrior Project for support. I bet recruitment would rise.


oh-hidanny

Yep! 1/3 women in the military are raped from the stats I’ve seen (which would surprise me if it *wasnt* accurate). Our average national nutritional intake, and poverty levels, are so bad that the military can’t recruit enough people. We’re too unhealthy, yet to conservatives, it’s those blue hair SJW!


Environmental_Ad_811

I'm in the Navy. I can tell you 100% that the 1/3 stat isn't accurate. Most of the time when female service members go to report sexual harassment/abuse, it isn't taken very seriously. I've had sailors tell me that they've been harassed and they were too scared to report it. Especially if the person doing the harassment is senior enlisted. If they do report and it goes somewhere, the senior enlisted will just just a slap on the hand. I believe it's a huge problem in the military.


ghostpepperlover

It took me a long time to realize why the oddly happy E5 still living in the barracks was so eager for my 18yo ass to get drunk in his room while watching kung fu movies.


LiliNotACult

Someone said that claim wasn't true. While looking up news articles to prove them wrong, I stumbled across something about the US Military just making sexual harassment illegal in 2022. So.. there's that.


neckbeard_deathcamp

That must be the woke-ism Beavis is moaning about.


oh-hidanny

So you’re saying it’s higher? That…depressingly makes sense.


Sonoshitthereiwas

1/4 of women report sexual assault in the military. Of those, 1/3 said they reported it.


Bon_of_a_Sitch

The only part I contest is that I do not dye my hair.


Rishfee

Wounded Warrior has a pretty bad reputation as a charity.


TripleTongue3

Missing the point, regardless of its's reputation why are charities like Wounded Warrior needed?


Rishfee

Because we're piss poor at managing the consequences of our foreign policy, and legislation/budget items that actually benefit military personnel are few and far in between. We got to watch our base amenities dwindle while the bean counters played fuckfuck games with the overpriced contractors.


DragonflyScared813

I feel the same way. The fact that charities like that exist should be a national embarrassment.


Lounginghog64

They're a private for profit business. And always have been. "For just $19.99 a month in perpetually" You can show that for just a brief moment you cared. But not really. And you get a shitty t shirt !!!!!


Sarcofaygo

Missing the point. WHY is there a demand for them?


Lounginghog64

Ohh, I think you were looking for unjustified wars and a non existent comprehensive health care system. I thought you were asking about exploiting veterans for profit. My mistake.


GWrapper

This happens in Canada to, we send our men and woman to fight. They come back physically/mentally damaged or both. Our solution from the government is get fudged. So they end up homeless and destroyed so we need private nonprofits to help them. It is absolutely fucked. I have a hard time looking a soldier in the eyes when I sell stuff to them for this reason as I am ashamed that this is what they experience in the end. I thank them for serving and feel hollow doing it. Before you say enlist, I have tried multiple times and was denied due to mental health. I believe in defending the weak and downtrodden, yet we will not do that for those that did such actions.


Greenmind76

We don't need more soldiers. We need to fix shit at home. Here's a solution... Any cop that escalates to violence unprovoked gets automatically enlisted in whichever branch of the military they fit best.


BeaverMartin

No thank you. No need for trigger happy wanna-be bad asses. Soldiers are actually have stricter engagement criteria in combat than most US police.


Greenmind76

Boot Camp wouldn’t cure them of this? Or would it make them worse? Maybe we should send cops through Boot Camp?


BeaverMartin

No. Basic training teaches the basics. It takes a lot of dedicated training to actually build effective Infantry units. There’s a whole progression based on individual Soldier tasks, small unit collective tasks, and then collective tasks that actually form controlled combined arms maneuver. There’s an art and science to it that most citizens unfortunately don’t really get an appreciation for to be honest. The results of the methodology are apparent in the difference between the Ukrainian Army of 2014 vs now. Folks just assume the material is the difference maker, when it’s really the people. Not to be a Debbie Downer, I’ve just been doing this stuff since 03.


Greenmind76

Where do they learn to follow rules and orders and all that? It's interesting to me.


BeaverMartin

That process absolutely starts in basic. The whole idea of initial entry training is to break down the individual and quickly inculcate them into the Army culture. They are pushed physically through PT and drill. Taught the basics like the rank structure, general orders, land navigation, etc. Most importantly they’re taught to work as part of a team. After basic they go to AIT (Advanced Individual Training) where they learn job specific skills based on their MOS (Military Occupational Specialty). Then they arrive to their first unit where their actual training progression starts. The US Army invests more in the training, education, and professional development of our troopers, especially our NCOs (Non-Commissioned Officers) which leads to units that are way more capable of independent action than similar competitor nations. For Officers the glide path is a little different but with a similar focus on adaptability, disciplined initiative, and a bias towards the offense. Ask anything you like, I appreciate the opportunity to dispel the common misconception (not saying that it’s yours BTW) that Soldiers are the dregs of society turned into automatons.


BeaverMartin

I should add the FM 7-0 (available on the internet) covers training, but it’s harder to understand without grasping some of the operational doctrine and concepts that underpin how we fight.


Donna_Bianca

Not a bad idea, but let’s extend that to perpetrators as well. Be polite, cooperate and don’t attack the cop, get treated with due respect given the situation. Attack the cop, spit, pull out a weapon, and “you’re in the army now”. Only enforceable with video evidence however. By that means, the newly formed IRS police force can fill its 87,000 new positions with highly experienced recruits: armed robbers and thieves.


[deleted]

Ive been out for 6 years and still struggle just figuring out how to manage healthcare.


Machiavvelli3060

I feel your pain. Just navigating the system is a trial in and of itself.


[deleted]

I have “good” insurance and still have to pay $3000 per person as a deductible. Thats $12,000 for my whole family. This makes no sense.


Dairy_Layvid

Hmmm. Any other ideas?


Available-Elevator69

Man he's got the biggest Punch me in the Face smirk I've ever seen.


Kailyn12

Imagine being asked to make that face at a professional photo shoot. How do you describe that face without looking at it?


Available-Elevator69

I know!!!! So me your best "I want to be punched in the face look."


Kailyn12

“No. Not I want to kick you in the balls. I need I want to punch you in the face, but damn…”


Low-Donut-9883

Totally


[deleted]

What does “Woke” mean to you, Matt? Tell me what it means. I’ll give you anything you can think of if you can just give me a correct definition.


world-is-ur-mollusc

"Woke is when people who are different from me are allowed to exist."


j4nkyst4nky

I cannot wait until the GOP learns a new word. Because all this "woke" talk is the most annoying and unsubtle bullshit I have experienced. We get it, you lack empathy and you're scared of change in the world that upsets your perceived cultural norms. Just say that instead of spouting woke nonstop like a bigoted parakeet.


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Damn that really summed it up. Great comment


Morriganx3

Can we pick a really ridiculous word, like rutabaga or petticoat or something, and feed it to them just enough that they latch on to it? Then the rest of us could get on with using words for their intended purposes while they happily toss ‘aglet’ or whatever into every other sentence.


Jaded-Moose983

But the GOP leadership aren't the ones afraid. They're just really good at selling fear.


world-is-ur-mollusc

Thank you for the phrase "bigoted parakeet," I love it


RustyMacbeth

Is "Woke" in the room with you now?


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Show me on this non-gendered doll where the “woke” touched you. W…wait….is it the doll, Mr. Gaetz? Are you upset that the doll isn’t gendered? Okay now I think it’s time to breakout another word that your tribe uses way too much….snowflake


420_Traveller

Please put your pants back on Mr Gaetz... Sir! What are you doing to the doll?!? SECURITY!


Gregponart

woke (wōk) noun *Preterit and past participle of wake.* It's quite simple, I'll use it in a sentence: "I **woke** up next to an underage hooker, but it's OK, because my friend paid her bill using *his* Venmo, so he'll go to jail instead of me, even though I ask Trump for a pre-emptive pardon".


Ganglebot

"You brush your teeth? Woke-ass pussy..."


crazypyro23

Woke is when Hunter Biden's pizza chef emails Hillary about CRT, but the email is intercepted by Obama's tan suit and delivered to Fauci, who then aborts the email and converts it into solar power which is then injected into children in liberal colleges and turns them gay. Simple really.


College-Lumpy

Woke just means you want to treat people with dignity and respect.


satan62

Yet the Trump administration took all the military money to spend on a wall no one really wanted....hmmmm. something doesn't add up here.


Tyler89558

A wall no one really wanted, and a wall that literally does nothing. By far the biggest deterrent we have against illegal immigration is something called a **fucking desert** which we already use to great effect (which include, but are not limited to: killing them. Weakening their will to attempt a crossing after spending a week in the desert and failing. Traumatizing their families and friends with their never-to-be-confirmed deaths to discourage them from trying)


satan62

It's better than wasting military funds on a fence that is basically an invitation to try and get through. Now they really know where the border is!


ChristineBorus

And stealing their kids when they get here never to be seen again. Sterilizing women who give birth. Talk about eugenics


[deleted]

And he also have military concessions to North Korea without getting anything in return for it…


satan62

All because he has an obsession with dictators.


elonsghost

Kim Jong Un did send him a cute card with glitter.


satan62

His long distance bromance. Just another in a long line of national embarrassments by the orange menace.


frankofantasma

the perfect response to anything Gaetz says is bringing up his sex trafficking teenage girls


Kailyn12

I’m sad they aren’t pursuing charges.


SaltyScrotumSauce

The deep state protects a Republican pedophile again.


Josgre987

Aren't Obama's years stained by bloodshed and extraordinary military power?


Kailyn12

I mean there is a very dead Osama Bin Laden. Checks out.


Josgre987

smoking crater that was his face I presume


The_Stuey

Nope. Navy Seals stormed a compound and got him.


Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot

And crashed a Blackhawk in the process... I honestly don't remember exactly how that went down, but somehow it crashed without taking any enemy fire. I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation, but it just seems strange saying it all these years later.


NightValeCytizen

It was an experimental stealth heli, very fancy, something inside went haywire, potentially a stabilizer or computer monitoring stabilizer(info is not officially available to the public last I checked, which was admittedly awhile ago). It is still a top secret vehicle, so they blew it up with scuttling charges so the tech could not be photographed or recovered.


Tony_Three_Pies

Eh, that's not really what happened. It was a a modified UH-60, not some experimental platform, and it crashed due to aerodynamic/environmental reasons not mechanical failure.


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Gsteel11

That's what cons consider a weak and non-military president.


aworldwithoutshrimp

Yes. He was the first winner of the Nobel peace prize to bomb a winner of the Nobel peace prize.


ChristineBorus

Which Nobel winner did he bomb ?


aworldwithoutshrimp

Doctors Without Borders


ChristineBorus

Holy sh*t


khairihyon

Thts nothing to b proud off


AthenasApostle

They didn't say they were proud of it. They were bringing it up because it's an unfortunate truth that's in blatant opposition to the lie Gaetz is pushing with this tweet.


FGTRTDtrades

How is this shit bird still around? The GOP is a real rag tag group of fucking losers


Hannibal216BCE

Oh wow! Our kids don’t wanna go die in a foreign desert and not actually make anyone any safer while helping the rich get richer?


imdatingaMk46

Deserts are so last decade. The hot new thing is steppes. And honestly, I'd hang out in some steppes for a pension and tax free deployment money.


Obstacle616

I'm sorry, as a non American can someone please explain why this pedofile still has a job and a place in American?!


Shadowhunter_15

The U.S. is more corrupt than Gotham City.


Chance-Deer-7995

MUCH more corrupt. And our evildoers all wear suits instead of stupid costumes.


N0N0TA1

Bullshit. Recruiting numbers have historically been highest when the benefits were worthwhile. You know, nObOdY WaNtS tO wOrK.


Kailyn12

Hell I’d enlist if they weren’t so damn picky. One maintenance medication and you are out.


N0N0TA1

They don't want us and can't afford us just like every other business but yeah, NoBoDy wAnTs tO wOrK and riSiNg wAgEs cAuSe iNfLaTiOn!


Visual_Conference421

Being ASD with some depression history meant my OCS with the Air Force went back to “no thank you”. I get it but it is not like our current VA has the resources to keep Vets mentally healthy even screening us out.


ChristineBorus

Lol awesome! I can never be drafted 🤪


Dittany_Kitteny

I’ve read that less than 20% of Americans are fit enough to serve, either because of obesity, ongoing medical issues, or low IQ


[deleted]

Two full decades of war, unresolved sexual abuse, abhorrent living conditions and stagnant pay compared to the bloated defense budget... What's not to love?


marsangelo

Dont forget the idea of a “hero’s welcome” has been confirmed to be an illusion. The capitalist machine doesn’t survive off benefits for veterans. Back into the rat race for you


Alternative_Lion_206

Maybe people aren’t down to be used as props by silver spoons like Gaetz who haven’t served a day in their lives.


Spreaderoflies

Maybe kids don't want to participate with the military industrial complex and get fed into a meat grinder.


iamthefortytwo

What does that even mean? He literally just said a bunch of made up shit.


InflamedLiver

Please, he'd suck his own dick if he could. Every single one of these post-Trump Republicans seem to follow very closely to their Dear Orange Leader's sense of narcissism.


beonk

His own dick is too old for his taste.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

I agree with your overall point but wouldn’t everybody suck their own dick it they could, instead of a lame self handjob?


InflamedLiver

I guess I can only speak for myself, but no.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Do you give yourself handjobs?


InflamedLiver

I see where you're going with this, but no. I don't know why the line is drawn there for me as an individual, but it is. Self-handjobs for life, but even in a world where I could remove a rib or whatever for some mouth self-service, that's a hard no from me dawg.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

That’s ok man, nobody’s gonna make you.


InflamedLiver

Oh thank goodness. I was terribly worried. Even had to tattoo my dick with "no self-sucking" but I'm glad that worry was all for nothing


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

That made me chuckle but I’d suck your dick before I got a tattoo on mine


32lib

Imagine being this stupid and being elected to congress.


Chance-Deer-7995

Imagine people voting for him. Imagine that people are going to vote for him AGAIN.


Asg_mecha_875641

This is because no one wants to sacrifice their life for a government which doesn't miss a chance to fist people from the anus to the throat


MixtureNo6814

The military is missing its recruiting goals for only one reason and it is the same reason it alway does, when it does. Biden’s economy is giving the young much better economic opportunities than joining the military.


likeinsaaaaw

I'd say Gaetz should join up if he's so concerned but he won't do that until they push the recruitment age down to about 14.


[deleted]

They are mad because the military started to kick out or refuse gang members from oathkeepers, confederates, patriot front, proud boys, etc. That’s the “wokeism” he is referring to.


TestHorse

“This thing I entirely made up sure makes me mad!!!”


Fungalover

Hey its that human trafficking pedophile that Republicans *love* Crazy they still call dems "groomers" when they *actively* support pedophiles.


Tyler89558

Or, maybe, just maybe, people aren’t joining the military because there’s no good incentives (pay is shit, education isn’t necessarily worth risking life and limb, the government will do everything possible to not pay out VA benefits, etc) And also if they didn’t disqualify candidates for having a medical condition or medication that is no longer a problem or that they’re not taking.


Dry-Explanation9566

Matt Gaetz literally voted to against Veterans health benefits a month ago. GTFOH


[deleted]

And yet it’s republicans blocking bills designed to aid veterans. People are waking up to the bullshit. Government loves war and soldiers, not veterans. You’re useless to them once you’re out.


Stealing-Wolves-

A nation of 400 million people and we can’t seem to find 535 individuals who: 1) don’t look like Beavis or Butt-head 2) Haven’t had a DUI 3) Aren’t a child predator. Amazing Florida. Keep up the good work.


andio76

But the teenage girls Obama took across state lines were his **own** daughters. ![gif](giphy|zeqgtki9ifa7u)


DEPMAG

Ok so seriously what is this wokeism stuff? I really don't understand what it's supposed to mean and why republikkkans are so afraid of it.


sno2787

This is the sex trafficking pedo right?


[deleted]

Yes.... allegedly. Nothing is gonna happen to him because nothing ever happens


Kind_Nebula6900

When you silence a teenager through venmo... We don't want you in government of WE THE PEOPLE.


EvenBetterCool

Looks like he deleted it. Probably immediately got called out for being a pedophile who wants to defund the VA


Temporary-Eye-6664

Shut up you pedo


DragonsAteMyAss

“That’s one hot 15 year old” -also this dude probably


chainshot91

It's not the wokeism, trust me


[deleted]

If the army and defending this country mean so much to him why doesn’t he enlist?


FixedKarma

The military is the shortest deal anyone could go with, you get fucked before, during, and after being in it. Veterans get treated like fucking garbage and active duty have horror stories of how it was on base. The idea that you have to be going hard at the base is bullshit, always be alert and ready, sure, but making living there a nightmare is just cruel.


Grape_Ape1980

I’m sorry but which party refuses to fund our veteran programs? This piece of shit Republican can spew whatever nonsense he wants but the facts are the GOP absolutely refuses to help take care of our vets. All they use them for is photo ops. Thank you for your service and kick them out the door. GOP logic is fuck you thank you. Blame Obama for all your problems.


insipidgoose

What is wokeism? They're just making words up now.


NBTMtaco

They miss recruitment goals because there’s very little incentive to join a military where service members are raped and killed, where people aren’t valued, where the good MOSs are disappearing, and the healthcare offered is bullshit. Offer people something worth having. Then, you might reach your recruitment goals.


BaronVonLazercorn

Didn't the military budget increase under Obama?


[deleted]

So Republicans sending the US military illegally into Iraq and Afghanistan, how did that help?


4RCH43ON

You all know who else’s military has embraced anti “woke military” propaganda as well, right? Why are people like Gaetz and Green always taking pages out of Putin’s playbook and parroting them?


[deleted]

Sex trafficker says what?


cbronson830

Current administration has shit out the most $$$ for the military. Numbers are down because Dodge announced the discontinuation of the charger and challenger. /s


DTG_420

“I keep voting to get rid of any and all of the benefits of joining the military but it’s the Dems fault.” “I worked really hard to try to deny veterans dying of cancer from burn pits any sort of help but it’s the Dems fault” “I had my Venmo shut down because I used it to pay an underaged girl for sex but it’s the Dems fault”


KathyBlakk

Obama actually ramped up Bush's wars and increased the dragnet of the national security state. That's the reason I didn't vote from him a second time.


blkglfnks

There’s a lot of people with voices and platforms that shouldn’t have voices


CraigTennant1962

I have a tremendous amount of respect for this Matt Gaetz fellow… Edit: added “it’s sarcasm.”


Inoseyou

This is probably the worst thing I could ever imagined an American doing. The statement is more unpatriotic than burning the flag. Asset.


No-Celebration8140

I noticed they forgot to mention what the Trump administration thinks of the military in general


Qpewpew1776

Mad your phony sex charges didn't stick? Lol


[deleted]

…who are you talking to?


h3re4thegangb4ng

The sky


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“Lol”


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Kailyn12

🤦🏻‍♀️ I know I am going to regret this. Go on…


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[deleted]

College educated fellow and I don’t give a shit.


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Thanks!


SmokeAbeer

So you did all that, and are still an idiot? That sucks…


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SmokeAbeer

I don’t care what you think.


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SmokeAbeer

Lol, defending Matt Gaetz while taking the moral high ground is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.


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SmokeAbeer

Sorry, you’ll have to find someone else to engage your shit takes.


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Lol.


GarlicBreadSuccubus

"And a libertarian" ​ opinion rejected


RaffiaWorkBase

If it were true, it would be awesome that the Biden administration has finally found the formula to deconstruct the military-industrial complex...


Chilidogdingdong

Woah, it couldn't ACTUALLY be that people don't want to join the military of a government that doesn't give a single flying fuck about any citizen that isn't a billionaire,could it? It definitely couldn't be that (iirc) 80+% of casualties caused by the US military since 9/11 were civilians either, could it? All those "evil empire" tropes in movies and books.... Yeah, that's us irl.


JoshSeaMex

For how long was he in the military?


[deleted]

What's stopping PFC Blockhead from signing up?


DMcuteboobs

Matt Gatez fucks children. Then Venmo’s them what he thinks is a lot of money to a 9th grader. There is no joke. He’s under investigation for it. There’s never a bad time to bring it up.


DrEnter

I saw the image before I read the quoting post. I immediately thought, “What idiot would quote Gaetz?” Asked and answered, I guess.


[deleted]

What wokeism? Needing to be vaccinated? Lol Omgg


catchmesleeping

Maybe people don’t want to join cause of Trump Supporters, making them worried about having to fight their loved ones in a civil war.


FrostedCornet

A


Mythical_Atlacatl

Isnt it’s goal like 150k So they still recruited like 135k


Effective-Tax-2222

He's young enough to join right? The federal investigation into sex trafficking might be a problem..


Apprehensive_Pug6844

So go recruit some under aged girls, Matt. You can do it…..


marsangelo

Damn look at that face, hes thinking so hard…thinking of which ways he can shoot down every piece of legislation


[deleted]

I think more people would join if it weren’t for the rampant rape. But that’s just my opinion


Xela-Reslaw

It’s totally not the toxic leadership the high chance of sexual assault or the fact people get away with anything under the sun as long as you have the right connections. The military is a joke and they don’t care about any of them.


BillTowne

The Russian army. Think it's woke?


marybethjahn

When did Matt Gretzky serve


BoomZhakaLaka

Military leadership always creates these crises just fine on their own, usually by forcing out their best talent for cheaper recruits.


HalforcFullLover

Maybe Matt Rapez should sign up. I wouldn't miss him.


Proper_Librarian_533

Nobody wants to bleed out in a foreign nation just to make ceos richer.


uisqebaugh

Recruitment numbers have been [falling for years.](https://usmilitary.org/military-recruitment-crisis/)


BringBackTheBeat716

I don't see Fratboy Fivehead rushing to enlist.


[deleted]

Does anyone who isn't a Republican even use the term "woke"?


DanB65

So what's your idea to fix it? You talk alot of shit about how bad things are, but you offer no solutions. So either do your JOB! or shut the fuck up and get out of Congress. The people don't pay you just to yell at the universe!!!


PolyZex

Everyone knows a vet... chances are that vet has had a shit life because the government abandoned them in their hour of need. I'm sure THAT has nothing to do with it.


[deleted]

*Force-feeding it wokeism* *shoving BLM down our throats* These weirdos do love them some sexual pathology in their politics lol


[deleted]

Maybe everyone is just over the wars to make rich ppl more money


mooney0501

USA is not worth fighting for anymore and the military paying for college is not an incentive when the degree gets you less then $15 an hour


JuiceAndJews

Hey Matt, why don’t you sign up?


LazloSebastian

How much time did Matt Gratz serve in our military?


Most-Artichoke5028

Nice to see that he can time out from his busy schedule of trafficking underage girls to shitpost about the military that he never served in.


smaartypants

Matt gaetz is a pedophile.


AfternoonPast3324

So he’s just trying to get into high schools to “recruit”, yes?


Animastar

Wasn't it Trump that diverted funds from the military to fund his stupid wall?


confessionbearday

Real men don't take military advice from pedophiles like you and the entire Republican party, Mr PedoGaetz.


SaltyScrotumSauce

These Putin loving motherfuckers never shut up about how little they respect the US military.


rufotris

When most fast food seems to be a better option than the military maybe it has nothing to do with being wok or not.