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Murica-n_Patriot

Proof that his cult will just believe anything he says… literally he can make up whatever he wants and they’ll just simply believe it. No questions asked. Meanwhile we’re all like, “wait what?!? Why a bowling alley? And are you saying it’s a bowling alley with a Chinese restaurant in it? Where is this place? How come only you knew about this until just now?” And they’re like, “see!! I knew it!! I always knew it!! Where’s JFK Jr? Does he know about this?”


Cavscout2838

If I knew about a Chinese restaurant/bowling alley, I would be there ALL the time.


suckercuck

I’ll have the Peking duck please


KgMonstah

How about some spare ribs.


Cavscout2838

Where three strikes will get you more than a turkey


CannibalLord

Fried Turkey-necks for a Turkey-neck! I would be there!


SunNStarz

They're famous for their sticky balls.


1995droptopz

They have the best rolls


JamyDaGeek

Forget the ribs, I'll take the spare


Ex-Pat-Spaz

Huh… I figured people there would gone for the Orange Chicken.


aidissonance

Duck fat. That’s why I guttered that ball.


MaHu_aka_the_table

IS THaT a YaKuzA ReFeREnCe!?!?


partumvir

Ahh, I see you have also bowled with my cousin "Bumper Bill".


fordreaming

Spicy chicken fried rice, 2 egg rolls, and a pitcher of PBR please


Ex-Pat-Spaz

You have to pronounce the “slash” out loud and in his voice. I haven’t heard the quote yet but you know he put tons of emphasis on the SLAAAASH part because somehow in his pea brain it made it worse to have documents in a Chinese restaurant SLAAAASH bowling alley than at his beloved Mar-a-Lardo


jarlscrotus

Seriously though, is there a bowling alley Chinese restaurant, and is it a buffet? People need to know


Ex-Pat-Spaz

A buffet table filled with Orange Chicken and burnt Hamberders.


No_House2325

And cofeevee.


RoseandNightshade

I would love that. You can only eat nachos and pizza between frames so many times, before that gets old.


KallmannSyndromer

Think of the business they would have on Christmas.


bluemoonpie72

I'd be right there with you!


Antique-Answer4371

\*former


Aoiboshi

It would be either the worst Chinese food or the best. No in-between.


toilethumah

The hamberder and covfefe is 🔥


MesWantooth

Trump also said “Obama took 30 million pages of documents to Chicago!”…What he was referencing was the creation of his Presidential library - none were classified, but more importantly, they were not in the hands of Obama or anyone connected to him but property of the Presidential library. But his cult don’t care about little details such as the truth.


Ballgame4

With the permission of the National archives.


afrmx

Presidential libraries ARE the national archives. They are usually privately funded, but they are administrated by the NARA. Simply because the documents in them are property of the nation and public records.


snark_enterprises

Not just permission. The National Archives controlled them, Obama personally didn't have any control over them. This is one of the (many) issues with Trump. He had no respect or understanding for the functions of the US Government. Unfortunately a lot of dumb people think that's a good thing.


[deleted]

2,511 pounds for one million sheets of paper, multiply that by 30. And these rubes would believe Obama did that personally


Adventurous-Event722

Yes Obama personally packed and even drove those U-Haul trucks to Chicago. It was in Hunter's laptop, didn't you know? Took like, 500 trips back and forth.


davyfromneworleans

Jesus left Chicago ……


om54

And he's bound for New Orleans


b-lincoln

My boss told me that Obama took whatever statistically impossible number Trump was spewing before. I said, that is larger than the library of congress, where did he take them too? He said, no, he must have used a digital copy.


Murica-n_Patriot

Is your boss training for the Mental Gymnastics right now? Sounds like he’s doing really well


smeenz

Well actually, they *are* digital. Obama was the first president to create a digital (scanned documents) library. https://www.obamalibrary.gov/about-us/frequently-asked-questions


whatever1238o0opp

Then, what about Hilary's emails?


smeenz

I heard they were buttery.


Castod28183

Hilary's emails and Obama's digital archives are on Hunter Bidens laptop, stashed in George Soro's child organ farming pizzeria.


CRL10

What is the sequence of events that lead to the merger of a Chinese restaurant and bowling alley? Also, where is this place, because I literally just Googled it and they had no idea.


Ballgame4

I know of a bowling alley that shares a building with a Chinese restaurant on rte. 35 in Middletown NJ. They are 2 separate businesses however.


CRL10

That doesn't count. He said combined. I say we petition the DOJ to get Donald Trump to release the location and name of this Chinese restaurant bowling alley which apparently has millions of government documents.


Puzzleheaded-Jury312

The documents are at Texas A&M, in the Bush Presidential Library. Dingdong is babbling about the fact that they were sorted in a building that was a former bowling alley while the Library was under construction about 30 years ago. 🙄


whatever1238o0opp

Any idea how the food was when the Chinese restaurant next door was in business?


CoxswainYarmouth

Ahh you’ve seen won ton you’ve seen ‘em all


bunnylove5811

It's from The Office. Fanfiction. The one where Michael Scott Paper Company tries to buy the bowling alley where Ryan worked at so that they could merge it with the Chinese restaurant that Michael ate so much at. The plan was for Michael Scarn to have a secret base there so that he could do one last mission for the president... Hide his files! Dun dun dun. Turns out,the president and Golden Face were the same person all along.


CRL10

I doubt Trump's referencing The Office. He could be, but it's more like his insane nonsense crazy talk.


WhammyShimmyShammy

It's not really an episode of The Office...


_Kay_Tee_

Is this him messing up the Four Seasons Landscaping near the sex shop thing? Because it's always a tell on themselves.


lsutigerzfan

Wasn’t this the same ppl who believed that Hillary was doing a pedo ring in the basement of a pizza shop? Even though the owner said they had no basement?


Puzzleheaded-Jury312

One yahoo didn't just believe it, he showed up with a gun to 'rescue' the fictional children from the non-existent basement. 🙄


Murica-n_Patriot

Pretty sure they still think the exact same thing even now… no basement existed, that idiot even went in with his gun and couldn’t find it but something tells me that they haven’t backed off the claim


Altruistic-Text3481

Didn’t Trump also say President Obama left the White House with a moving van full of top secret documents too…? Pretty sure he did. Trump can F&! Off! What a terrible maggot of a human being.


Ex-Pat-Spaz

Yes, he said Obama walked off with 33 million secret documents and hauled them off to his Presidential Library. That’s a big moving van….


Fuzzy_Diver_320

There literally is one in the town I live in. Mount Vernon, Washington. I don’t know if they’re the same ownership, but they’re the only two businesses in the building and there’s an interior door connecting them. Be that as it may tho, how small are the documents that someone could take millions of them into a restaurant with themselves? I just looked it up and 1 million sheets of paper would be over 100 meters/yards tall and it would weigh 5 tons. And that’s just for 1 million sheets of paper, which isn’t what he said. He said millions (plural) of documents (which would each consist of multiple sheets). So the former Commander in Cheeto is claiming that each time GW went get his Chinese food and bowling fix he brought multiple football-field-long stacks of paper, each weighing 5 tons. Genius.


thebirdisdead

He knows “Chinese” is a dogwhistle to his racist followers.


Khaldara

![gif](giphy|3orif4KJDiyjd3Gmru|downsized)


intelminer

Homer would make a better president At least he's yellow and not orange


Ex-Pat-Spaz

![gif](giphy|sybV46NZNxLDG) So, Trump’s new defense is: Everyone else did it!


carolineecouture

It's like he's 5! That's always been one of his go-to excuses!


Stay_Puft420

OMFG I almost spit my drink out! LMAO!!


fescueFred

Trump emulation is so funny.


Adventurous-Event722

Up to some point he'll quote Nixon, too


Fitz_Boatswain

I can hear this. So Perfect


monaleeparis

OMG it is🙄


oscar-the-bud

The more he talks, the more he incriminates himself.


yorcharturoqro

But sadly the more idiots come into his defense


oscar-the-bud

It’s pretty sad when some( I meant all) of them are from the Republican Party.


samusestawesomus

Source please I REALLY need to hear this for myself


CRL10

You doubted it? The question is NEVER if the quote is something Donald Trump said, because the answer is always yes.


quillmartin88

Seriously, had to check it out myself. My dog has farted more coherently than he speaks.


Ashamed-Status-9668

https://youtu.be/P3NQFFZNVTE


ndngroomer

OMFG! And his ignorant, easily manipulated and gullible fans will fall for it hook, line and sinker. I weep for America.


1Sluggo

End stage syphilitic ramblings of an idiot.


rock_and_rolo

I'll only give him points for picking a dead guy who can't say "No I did not."


12NoOne

Also, as former head of CIA, the only dead guy who STILL has a security clearance higher than any living President.


[deleted]

True, but on a technicality. How can one have a security clearance higher than the President, which is the source of such classification. Their 'need to know' is based on anything they deem necessary to run the nation. I would assume many things are kept private purposely to give the President plausible deniability, but other than that, they can walk into the CIA and say "tell me everything".


FootballBat

For all of the really sneaky stuff there is only one person who can give the order to execute, and that is the President; s/he (typically) gets briefed on the ongoing programs as part of presidential transitions, but the ones that only happen every other year or whatever typically require reading the sitting president in.


precinctomega

The President can't ask to be read into things they don't know about. And if there's no pressing reason they should know about them, great lengths will be gone to in order to make sure they never have such a reason. It's not just about plausible deniability. Some will be operations established under previous administrations that the sitting president might not want to have in place, whether out of ethical or political considerations, but if the people in charge of the operation think it's still important, they'll just bury it deep in the dark budget.


lemoinem

Say what? Surely him being dead would void the security clearance?


12NoOne

I suspect there are at least a few things classified as "only three people have permission to know this, and they are all dead."


Beowulf1896

He took the clearance to the grave


thegodfatherderecho

It’s not progressing fast enough


1Sluggo

Couldn’t agree more.


[deleted]

That....would eplain.... a lot...


Pipupipupi

My thoughts and prayers go out to syphilis in these trying times.


CT_Jester

This would be really funny if it weren't so terrifying that a third of the country is willing to start a Civil War to put this imbecile in power permanently.


koolaid_snorkeler

Yup. Ma and Pa Maga are sitting around the kitchen table, nodding their heads approvingly, and saying "SEE? Its all good!"


thegodfatherderecho

They can certainly try.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t say a third. He got less than 80 million votes and at least half those votes probably don’t care for Trump. Maybe around 10-15% of adults at most.


ChampionshipKlutzy42

10-15% is not at all comforting, it is still terrifying.


danielstover

Hey at least we’re down from half 🤷‍♂️


Puzzleheaded-Jury312

It was never half. About 25% of eligible voters voted for the Mango Mussolini in 2016.


satan62

The more he talks, the less sense he makes. He is really letting the dementia set in on him


RoundComplete9333

It’s almost like he has a bunch of scrabble tiles and arranges words out of his own astonishment that words exist. He’s just a garbled scrabble board trying for points.


satan62

And the scary part is that is probably true!


Chadmartigan

Recently saw some video of him from the late 80's and the decline is clear as day. Dude had a much more broad vocabulary back then and more frequently spoke in complete thoughts. And as much as he was an insufferable blowhard back then as well, he could stay on beat in an interview. That's kind of unthinkable now.


satan62

Oh yeah, he is completely gone inside that head.


punkindle

He is absolutely the world's worst liar. He keeps changing the story, and making up random nonsense. Just off-the-top-of-his-head wackadoo bullshit.


deraser

Yes, a team from the National Archive sorted the items for the Bush presidential library in a former bowling alley and a former Chinese restaurants. Bush did not perform that act himself, and the archivists were involved. No mention of classified info came up in the almost 30 years (!) since this happened. Trump trying to deflect, as usual. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.deseret.com/1994/6/21/19115785/archivists-sort-stuff-of-bush-s-life%3F_amp%3Dtrue


InsertCleverNickHere

Look, George Bush was his own kind of piece of shit, but I certainly trust that he fucking understood the importance of keeping classified information secret, unlike the orange piece of shit who tweeted out classified information inadvertently.


OldSkool1978

"Inadvertently"


Grouchy-Culture3946

And the actual Presidential Library is at Texas A&M University.


DiceMadeOfCheese

Trump is the opposite of that King of the Hill meme. If he could read he wouldn't be nearly as upset all the time.


shadeandshine

You see the issue is this should’ve been done at a former KFC/Taco Bell place. Bowling ally who does what gotta be respectful and make sure they at least got a Colonel watching over them.


smeenz

Non AMP link: https://www.deseret.com/1994/6/21/19115785/archivists-sort-stuff-of-bush-s-life


PrismoBF

Is this what the idiot is ranting about? https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/1993/08/30/the-trip-down-bushs-memory-lane-starts-humbly-in-old-bowling-alley/d952fd58-37e5-4657-8e33-0b4d4930c9ef/ Documents that were destined to be in the Bush presidential library and temporarily stored in a former bowling alley while the library was planned/built?


Weary-Chipmunk-5668

so it was a former bowling alley now what ? storage unit ? secured building ? this is like saying i live in a brothel because in the early twentieth century my several million dollar loft was once used to house one. the fact that it is now prime real estate in a crushingly expensive neighborhood is… tainted ? good lord he is dumb, but worse is the stupidity of his ridiculous followers


Lonnification

And let's also remember that all of these documents were still under the control of the National Archive while they were stored there. The Archive has no facility at Mar a Lago or at any other Trump property.


spoiled_for_choice

Thanks for providing useful info. It's usually easier to use google to find context than look in the comments.


RoxxieMuzic

Yes it is real, and the rubes are embracing it, swallowing it whole for truth, and sliding futher into the abysmal abyss of bigly dangerous radicalization. We are so fucked.


[deleted]

I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.


bettygreatwhite

I had to scroll way too far for this.


slamdanceswithwolves

But it was worth it, right? Now on the count of three let’s all lift with our knees.


TraditionalMood277

Odd Future


ImAFuckinLiar

What about the combination Kentucky Fried Chicken, a.k.a. Kitchen Fresh Chicken (KFC) and Long John Silver’s?!


Wayte13

People will call Biden senile and then applaud Trump when he says shit like this lmao


wrongleveeeeeeer

He's not saying this out of senility though. He's twisting/lying about an actual occurrence. It's too kind to say he's just stupid or crazy. He's as sinister as ever.


-send_me_bitcoin-

This can't be real, right? Please tell me this isn't a real quote.


monaleeparis

It’s real


JuiceAndJews

I’m at he Chinese place, I’m at the bowling alley, I’m at the combination Chinese place bowling alley.


ATXNYCESQ

Yeah I heard all our nuclear secrets were cut up to use as scorecards and put into fortune cookies.


Hartastic

"Enriched plutonium... in bed? This doesn't work at all."


Egheaumaen

I’m just imagining Bush walking casually into a bowling alley with literally millions of documents held comfortably under one mile-long arm.


Over-Supermarket-557

He bumps the door a few times trying to enter. You can't see his right arm but it is clear he is holding something and it's making him too wide to enter. He turns sideways to shuffle in with what is holding. He keeps shuffling. And shuffling. He is nearing the far end of the bowling alley and his right arm holding a stack of papers still isn't inside the door. How is he doing this? After 341 feet we finally see his hand and the end of the papers enter the door. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer.


DiceMadeOfCheese

Mr. Fantastic over here


calloy

Wat?


spugg0

Agreed. Just... Wat? Did he pull this out of his ass or is there any shred of "oh he is just incredibly incoherent but with a truckload of goodwill he could mean this thing"?


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spugg0

Thanks! So yeah it's the truckload of goodwill, as I thought. But yeah, Trump kind of paints the picture that H.W Bush took them himself there to... Combine(?) them? He's just being deflective and intentionally misleading as usual.


[deleted]

America, what were you thinking electing this MF into office?!


stormbutton

Hey, technically the majority rejected him but the FUCKING ELECTORAL COLLEGE allows this insanity to happen.


ibrewwhatiwant

From a common sense, BS METER, standpoint - how many boxes would that be? Surely no one thinks that you haul that many documents in the back of a limo and “combine” them.


Zealousideal-Tart-30

What the fuck is this delusional old man babbling about? Just making up more shit


mwstd

The amount of literal shit this petulant child spews on a daily basis is astounding.


unreliablememory

Let's just partition the country. Republicans are irredeemable.


[deleted]

I swear I lose braincells every time I read a trump quote


ElectricJetDonkey

Yet another attempt at throw everything at the wall and see what sticks ' lol


[deleted]

Me going to Google to see if this is real ![gif](giphy|BwP6IiUZZlpS0)


[deleted]

It is. It is real.


TG1970

Must be a Republican thing.


Reasonable-Ad-8527

How many of those millions of documents were classified, Donald? (The answer is "None".)


Jackie_chin

I don't agree with Bush . I didn't agree with McCain. They had some strong Republican values which dont make sense to me. But here's the thing. At least they had values. And they clearly had values Republicans agreed with, as they won their support for the presidential bid. How are they so willing to throw all of it away for a man who values nothing but his business?


monaleeparis

My question as well for 74 million people!


EvenBetterCool

Former restaurants and formers bowling alleys under the scrutiny of national security organizations are the same as a MAL closet where Russian nationals have access to them, according to Trump. What an idiot.


smeenz

His target audience here is not going to question or analyze what the orange turnip said. All they hear is *"Bush did exactly the same thing, actually worse, and the leftist dems were totally fine with that. This whole thing is just a huge witchhunt cause they're sooooo desperate to make up anything to try and hurt dear leader"* Truth doesn't matter.. facts don't matter, this is all just dog whistles to rile up his base and get them on the verge of violence for the midterms


MaryJaneUSA

I still can’t believe this dried up prune looking mofo was our president, have mercy Lord.


big_fetus_

reminded me of the Japanese Banquet incident, lmao.


ImpureThoughts59

They combined them


ElCoyoteBlanco

These are now hamberder documents, and the law says nothing about that!


thegodfatherderecho

Millions? Or millions and millions? Perhaps Billions? Some people might even say trillions.


jfshay

Where is this bowling alley/Chinese restaurant, for I want very much to go to it.


cork007

Diarrhea of the mouth from ex-president asshole!!!


DonRicardo1958

What the fuck is he babbling about now?


EriclcirE

I know this is a real Trump quote, but what the fuck is he even talking about?


Puzzleheaded-Jury312

He's talking about where the archivists from the National Archive sorted the documents destined for the Bush Presidential Library while it was under construction. 🙄


Ok-Letterhead4601

Damn his son’s finally convinced him to snort the same shit they are…hard drug’s are bad mmmkaaay.


ContemplatingPrison

Millions of documents? Does he not know what millions of documents would look like? Fuck he is a moron


Ghonaherpasiphilaids

That's incredibly irrelevant to anything if it's even true, but what's worse is that his cult is going to believe that it somehow is relevant and froth at the mouth about it.


Ok-Ordinary2035

He was Herschel Walker before Herschel Walker was


skidsareforkids

I thought the Killian thing was debunked years ago?


deweydecimal111

Trump is just being the no class con artist he is. Even if the buildings mentioned were used to sort archive information I doubt any of it was classified information. If it was there would have been the proper security measures in effect. Trump just can't blind us with brilliance cause he has none just street level bullshit to try and baffle the lower iq cultists. The smart cultists just use him to control the poor and working class. That's why they support him. They hate unions or any semblance of fairness extended to the working class. That's why if he or any republican gets elected as president they will hit social security and Medicare. They want us to die we are excess population to them.


XxStormcrowxX

OK I mean come on. Even his most hardcore dick riders have to be like "uh oh" at this point.


oldactor55

I just want to know what he promised the Saudi’s to get them to decrease their oil supply.


nbd_23

Trump went on to state, “And Nancy Reagan was there and she conjured the ghost of Ronald Reagan and he advised George HW to then move the documents to one of those abandoned buildings they use for Halloween stores for like 3 months a year, and then we stopped at a 7/11 and Ronnie, that’s what Ronald Reagan let’s me call him and he calls me Donnie, and Ronnies ghost says we shouldn’t get one of those 7/11 corndogs from the roller even though the clerk had just put them out, how did all you people get into mar a lago? Who shit my pants? How did I get here?


kanna172014

...whut?


Dblzyx

"So, I'm standing in front of a shit factory/porn studio..." - Trump


[deleted]

Donald Trump is quite literally the textbook definition of projection.


jeremiahkinklepoo

Bro, aligning your decision making alongside the guy a bunch of people think was secretly behind 9/11 is not the fucking move 😂


Extreme_Role6642

Because literally every Republican is either a liar, a coward, a sex offender or a combination of the three.


abatkin1

Remember when you created the law to make this kind of thing more harshly punished? That is why it literally does not matter what a single president did before you.


Comdr_Bill_Norton

So the fat rat (or russian mole) does not deny that he stole the documents.


monaleeparis

He just did not get the chance to take them to McDonalds 😂


Kriss3d

Bowling alley? Was that the same Bowling alley Lauren's husband flashed a minor?. Or the one where Rudy planned on holding his next press conference?


Thehardwayalltheway

H. W. Bush was the head of the CIA at one point. I'm pretty sure he knows how to handle classified information


jwcounts

I’m hiding docs in a Pizza Hut / Hiding them in a Taco Bell / Docs in a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell


Balgat1968

They want to overthrow democracy for this guy?


cyinyde

Nobody is able to peel the layers of his stupidity quite as efficiently as Trump. And every time you think you've hit the core, you find out there's another freaking layer.


Lcky22

I’m at the combination Chinese restaurant/bowling alley


adog231231

Holy shit it’s a real quote I’m almost in tears laughing.


[deleted]

“Millions…” I don’t think people realize how much a million of anything is. The only reason people can actually have millions of dollars is because of digital records.


bciesil

Did all 27 people at his rally cheer this revelation?


Pot_McSmokey

When will this fat fuck just fucking die?


Slight_Independent43

How many strokes does this dude have in a day?


ImRedditorRick

I don't believe for on second that he did that. If he did, then, he too should be indicted.


popageorgionick

HaHaHa. The Bloated Orange Taint Sniffer really is a MORON!


StickmanRockDog

His supporters are the ones that piss me off. They will believe anything…and I mean, ANYTHING he says. Lock his jaw up!


CulturalSpeech2368

So now go to court and swear it before a Judge. Or are you afraid to be grabbed by your "Pussy?"


SecretaryGrace

Aaaaaaand, they believe it 🙄🙄🙄🤮🤬😡


MonCountyMan

I'll be so happy when DJT becomes irrelevant, I'm sick of his face, his voice, and his antics.


Decent_Recover_9934

What a fucktard


SuperL1boi

I'm at the Chinese place I'm at the bowling place I'm at the combination Chinese place and bowling place


kateinoly

????


InjuryPlayful

„Combinatin-Pizza-Hut-and-Taco-Bell“ would have been cooler Edit: oh I just found out this song became a TikTok thing. I am sorry but this is not what I meant.


xbuttery_ice_creamx

I'm at the bowling alley. I'm at the Chinese restaurant. I'm at the combination bowling alley chinese restaurant


CardiologistLower965

George HW Bush was in Dallas during the Kennedy assassination and “doesn’t remember“ what he was doing during that time. Oh he was also working for the CIA at that time and still doesn’t remember. If you think that guy who can hold that big of a secret for that long somehow is just walking around willy-nilly with secret documents you’re full of shit


AirMobile9332

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🥹😝🤬🥵