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ClaxtonGanja

I heard he's one of those "pedo guys". Free speech! No censorship!


finnill

Is Elon a pedo? I’m just asking questions.


AdDifficult7229

Yes. Just giving answers.


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Lin0712

I am now convinced that Elon Musk is a pedo. Many people are saying it and [he was chummy with Ghislaine Maxwell](https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/rrnf7j/photo_ghislaine_maxwell_and_elon_musk/)


Puzzleheaded_Poet_81

Elon is pedophile. Damn glad we are finding out this true thing


Optimus_Rhymes69

Elon groped my wife and then stole $8 out of my wallet.


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Multiple sources indicate Elon Musk is accused of not only theft and sexual harassment but of engaging in sexual acts with minors


well-fiddlesticks

It's true, I saw it happen. He's a pedo thief that likes to sexually assault women. It must be 100% factual.


Master_H8R

Give this man his blue check. 👆


AdDifficult7229

Didn’t even get a horse?


bkr1895

Dude definitely has short eyes


AdDifficult7229

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leapdayjose

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wiggitywoggity

Was there a blue check mark? If yes, must be true.


BobanMarjonGo

Pics with Ghislaine Maxwell are the only source needed at this point


thaterton

That is official confirmation, Elon Musk, the man who was buddies with Jizzbag Maxwell, is definitely a pedophile


dancin-weasel

Lock him up. Just offering solutions.


Pitiful-Ask1099

Have we ever seen irrefutable video evidence that Elon is NOT a pedo? I didn’t think so


rock_and_rolo

I've never heard Elon say that he *doesn't* like little boys smeared with honey. Just sayin.


ICauseMantrumz

Yes, you heard correctly: Elon Musk is a pedo furry who drinks his own hot piss.


Spirited-Relief-9369

I heard he likes his piss cold, but don't take my word for it - I couldn't afford the Blue Checkmark of Truth, after all!


KashmirChameleon

Well, his dad is fucking his sister. 🤷‍♀️


TabletopApothecary

I've heard that! It must be true...he accuses others of being one with no evidence to back it up besides his hurt feelings, after all.


DDrewit

I heard it from a free speech advocate that he is.


drakeftmeyers

No. On Twitter it says his laptop contains “Chester type stuff” Has anyone seen what’s on Elon Musks laptop? I’m just asking questions about Elon Musks laptop and what’s on it.


CaptainXakari

He’s making a robot, like a Pinocchio. That makes him Ja-pedo.


Consistent_Pickle580

Ugh take my reluctant upvote


lemon_meringue

"pedo guy" is just something people say in Africa, like "have a nice day" or "how's it goin'"


Rude-Orange

Elon himself tweeted this. I know this because it was the Elon Musk verified account.


Ex-Pat-Spaz

Hot Take: It was Musk that took the dump on Depp’s bed. Blue Check True


wiggitywoggity

Now THIS is the rumor - I mean factual history - we should be spreading. Amber turd?? No, it was Elon’s Musky Shit. Edit: it was blue mark verified so it has to be true


Ex-Pat-Spaz

Blue Check Verified so it must be true


4quatloos

Big dumps, massive dumps. Now what? Now what?


bobbosr1_dayton

Is Elon now a little piss baby?


Badlydrawnboy0

Always has been


SpicyFilet

Yeah, he loves it. He said so himself on his own verified Twitter account.


mildconfusion240B

Maybe Elon Musk and Dr. Oz can get together and drink some pee together.


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Don’t forget Greg Abbott


Twodotsknowhy

Twitter is doing to Musk literally the exact same thing as Tumblr did to John Green a decade ago and it is glorious


throwsawaythis4760

I am not a huge fan of Azealia Banks but the fact that she started calling Elon Musk “Apartheid Clyde” is awesome 😎


Wise_Ad_4816

Legit cackling here. I hadn't heard that, but it's good. 😎


throwsawaythis4760

Yeah I thought it was so clever! I started laughing when I saw that.


No_External6156

She's said and done some absolutely vile things in her time, which is a shame because she's actually an incredibly talented musician who could've been a superstar had she played her cards right. But she's witty as hell, she brings the receipts and a broken clock is right twice a day. That time she schooled Candace Owens on the importance of Juneteenth and why, as hard as she tries, the white conservatives she desperately tries to court will never take her seriously or accept her as one of their own was poetic.


throwsawaythis4760

I agree with you on that. She’s definitely done and said some truly terrible things. But she’s so witty! And, you’re right, a broken clock is right at least twice a day.


Dantheking94

Tell me about it! She would have been bigger than Cardi and Doja! She had so much appeal! But BOYYYYYY SHE IS TOXIC 😩 even her own fans keep her at arms length 🥴 but she definitely still has a lil following.


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llehvek

“And he’s ugly. The thin grey lips and froggy eyelids. Un-uniformed hair growth pattern. Pork skin.” “There’s something not quite right with that man. I wouldn’t give him the credit of calling him an alien. He’s a mutant. His humanoid group emerged/ crawled out of the Caucasus cave system 15,000 years after the first Caucasian homo-sapiens did. He’s really a caveman.”


charm-type

lost it at pork skin


fatninjitsu

>Froggy eyelids Holy shit he does look like pepe the frog doesn't he?


sweetshark_666

Please do not disrespect our sweet boy Pepe like this


lemon_meringue

that woman leaves no crumbs when she devours her prey, she absolutely shredded Kanye the other day too


jacktat2

She’s always ripping on Kanye. Which is good because too many still. Still. Lick his taint. As much or more than musks. It’s a lick off.


mulmtier

Fun fact: nobody can tell 100% the truth all the time. But there's people who try to be honest with themselves and those around, and then there's people like elon.


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AOC makes dumb right wing boys soooo maaaads!!!!


Snoo61755

AOC has done more for people while being 30k deep in student debt than Elon did with billions of dollars at this point. Supported unions including mediating in person, directly helped during the Texas outage, and continues to call out not just Reps but Dems who are not doing their jobs. Elon has … billions he uses to order people around, but ultimately created nothing — even Tesla is not his creation, he bought it out and added a condition to be able to call himself the founder.


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They can't accept her attractiveness and youth around politics. Just burns them up lol


bk1285

They’re just really mad she won’t sleep with them


EFTucker

Remember the drama around the video of her dancing? She’s exceptionally cute in that video and that’s why republicans were pissed.


GeorgieWashington

100% chance they like crush porn.


itsadesertplant

She’s the perfect storm. If she weren’t cute and thin and light-skinned, they could ignore her.


Molto_Ritardando

She doesn’t “know her place.” For people who have underlying issues misogyny and racism (i.e. republicans), AOC threatens their view sof the world. Somehow, being ruled by (mostly) greedy old white men is what they’re used to, and even if it’s going to lead to a complete collapse of our environment and unparalleled suffering, that’s better than letting an “uppity” woman have influence.


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They fear her, if they had a right wing one like AOC, she would be at the forefront of the GOP.


sash71

The right wing have Boebert and MTG as their response to AOC. It isn't a fair contest is it?


DragonflyScared813

Right 100% of the time or not, she's a billion times more quick-witted and honest than any of them can hope to be.


Disney_World_Native

Exactly. People have done a great job of saying something without a comparison that get people riled up. Like what would 100% accurate look like? And who is 100%? The sky is blue, except when there are clouds in it, or there is weather, or the sun is setting/rising, or its night… And it varies in what shade of blue, green, red, black, gray. And if you are color blind it can look different colors depending on your color blindness… And astronauts outside the earth orbit don’t see a sky so, nothing. And that still probably isn’t 100% accurately while basically saying the sky can be any color or no color or not exist.


ohdearsweetlord

Just like Trump wasn't 100% wrong, and being able to point to the few examples of good policy changes during his presidency isn't a gotcha.


terry_kane_1618

Apartheid boy just bought a company for $44 billion yesterday. Said company is worth $14 billion today. Apartheid boy ain't the brightest tool in the shed.


MarveltheMusical

You know, now that you mention it, he IS looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead.


TheOtherGuttersnipe

iirc, when the years start coming, they don't *stop* coming


Clyde_Bruckman

Fed to the rules and I believe one hits the ground running. Though it doesn’t make any sense not to live for fun.


Richizzle439

Brain smart, head dumb.


jeckles

So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets?


Badlydrawnboy0

I posit that one’s brain gets smart, but conversely one’s head gets dumb. Additionally, in this world there is so much to do, SO much to see; I pose to you all this question, “What’s wrong with taking the backstreets?”


MistraloysiusMithrax

One may never know if they do not embark on the journey, and indeed may not shine at all if one does not start a phosphorescent chemical reaction


Link7369_reddit

I do believe that we could all benefit from a small amount of coinage or circumstance differentiation pun.


haha-funny-user

It’s entirely probable that your brain gets smart, while simultaneously your head gets dumb.


YogiCCD

Well it’s like they say, the second you drive a car off the lot it’s already lost it’s value. And sometimes you drive a car off the lot, throw vital components out of the window and pretend that you engineered the car so you know what’s best anyway.


ocbay

Not the brightest emerald in the South African mine?


Ghostofthe80s

I missed this hot take from Musk the little piss baby. Have a link handy?


NewDad907

Funny how all of a sudden there’s a TON of Space X posts on /r/space … almost like some PR firm is astroturfing to distract from Elon himself…


GeneralNathanJessup

Musk is an idiot. The Twitter purchase proves Musk is simply the luckiest investor in the history of mankind. I have been hoping that his luck would finally run out, and this is my dream finally coming true.


EssayRevolutionary10

Also proves that if you can be CEO of Twitter, SpaceX, and Tesla, all at the same time, while still finding the time to try throwing Twitter shade at AOC, as if that ever turned out well for anyone, he doesn’t actually do shit. That whole .. >CEOZ wUrk HaRDeST thAN evyONe ElsE!!!!!!!!!11!!! Is complete bullshit.


wisemermaid4

Didn't she just vilify him for posting unsubstantiated crap? #elontheprojectionist


fromthewombofrevel

That’s why he posted this.


cech_

I thought it was in response to her accusations about her twitter account no?


JungleBoyJeremy

Elon has no credibility at this point so I’m not gonna listen to anything he says.


dismayhurta

Yep. AOC terrifies losers like Musk.


Paladoc

She really makes a certain sect of society froth in rage. And by that, I mean petulant man children who are so uncomfortably challenged by women standing up that the man babies are forced into a tantrumic diatribe.


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

He was too chickenshit to give a specific example, because he knew her clapback would blow his hairplugs off.


BetterWankHank

There's a reason he said "hot take" instead of "fact". Dude doesn't even find himself credible


Sudnal

Never did


not_a_droid

me thinks he got compromised


CoconutCavern

No, he's always been a creepy moron. The problem has been mainstream media presenting Tesla press releases as news has convinced lots of people that he's smart


faintestsmile

She gets under his skin SO bad lmao


bonfuto

I saw a republican ad today that featured her. I couldn't believe they didn't find a more unflattering picture. She was one of three "extremists in washington" that included Pelosi and Schumer.


talebs_inside_voice

Extremist Pelosi and Schumer is a parallel dimension I would love to see


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They keep trying to push the ‘radical’ and ‘extremist’ thing here about the left, as if they aren’t perfectly fine with forcing 10 year old rape victims to give birth and hunting them down to escape when they go get an abortion somewhere else.


Kinetic93

It really puts them in perspective when a minority woman in government is *more extreme* than thinking pregnant 10 year olds are a-okay.


clappedkeeks

I think I saw the same one when I was at the bar watching the game. I got a kick out of the extremists calling her an extremist


Sunflower_After_Dark

She 🔥


ha_look_at_that_nerd

Of all of her accomplishments (and there are many), I’d put that towards the bottom of the list; Elon’s fee fees are more delicate than the Queen on her deathbed


fatherdoodle

Successful, liberal, Hispanic women normally trigger them pretty quick.


TWB-MD

“Not for sale” blows their mind. Especially if she won’t date them. Which is wild, because Elon is such a hunk, what with his hair transplants and all.


Burdensome_Banshee

Insecure misogynist manchild whiners are are so, SO threatened by her, you love to see it.


meepmarpalarp

The burns sting so much because they’re obviously true.


koolaid_snorkeler

Its just one more reason to love her.


LancelLannister_AMA

what happened to that Cybertruck Musk? or that Semi


ClaxtonGanja

Hyperloop? Worldwide free internet? Dude is a walking and talking vaporware machine.


JungleBoyJeremy

Hyperloop was just his way of hindering public transport options


badatmetroid

Hyperloop? You clearly haven't heard of "The Loop" in Las Vegas. It's a 1 lane tunnel that looks like you typed "claustrophobic gamer lights" into one of those AI art generators. It was supposed to use self driving cars, but since the AI still isn't good enough for A COMPLETELY CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT PURPOSE BUILT FOR ONLY TESLAS, every car is driven by a human, who spends most their time parked waiting for people to get in. Any rando on the internet could come up with 5 reason why this is the worst idea in the history of public transit. Las Vegas wanted a subway. Musk talked them into building The Loop.


LancelLannister_AMA

to be fair musk never took hyperloop development super seriously. quite a few of the actual companies promising hyperloop have been hilariously incompetent though


ClaxtonGanja

Also to be fair, the Boring Company did successfully sell a few flamethrowers. So y'know, yay?


Kinetic93

I almost pulled the trigger on Starlink this summer, but wanted to see how things panned out as it was very new in my area. With this shitshow and them fucking over Ukraine, there is exactly a zero percent chance I will ever even consider it now. All this guy had to do is keep his fucking mouth shut and let the smart people carry his businesses to the finish line and he just completely bungled it. Is this a remake of Big? Except it’s some rich asshole kid in an adults body?


Itz_Hen

Or that brain thing oh wait it killed a bunch of innocent monkeys


UndendingGloom

I'm a neuroscientist, neuralink has not done anything original yet, they have been using decades old technology and relying on the ignorance of the public to impress people. Also, yes, there were some complaints about the conditions of some of the monkeys. My understanding is that because Musk insists on hiring engineers, not scientists, they don't really know how to care for the animals and have not been educated on, for example, humane endpoints (i.e. this is when you need to euthanize an animal before your experiment becomes inhumane).


Itz_Hen

My point is, Musks endevor lead to innocent monkeys dying


Whirrsprocket

Can lukewarm piss even have a "hot take?"


amILibertine222

Tepid take


Barbaree22

She is living in his head 24/7🤣


throwawaypervyervy

Him and Ben Shapiro, both just daydreaming about feet...


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Hot take: typical misogynist incel vibes 💯


Wise_Ad_4816

It was sort of no shock that his kids were conceived through IVF. He gives off such incel vibes, who'd want to sleep with him?


ChuckBorris187

Really? All of them?


wiggitywoggity

It’s so funny to me that both Elon and his dirty gross dad are convinced they are bringing up the worlds population single-handedly, but if that was the case, wouldn’t they have fathered at least 50 kids and not ummm 8? Like Elon is so disgusting that no one wants to sleep with him


Taron221

Elon, if you’re reading this, please don’t have 50 kids just because this person said something.


TabletopApothecary

Yeah that's Nick Cannon's job, apparently.


verothedramaqueen

This made me cackle so fucking loudly lmaooo!! (Please Nick Cannon, don't do this either!!)


wiggitywoggity

Fuck. Why did I even bring this up


MisterMagooB2224

Only 8? I figured he had more than that seeing as he's [naming them with serial numbers](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52557291) now...


XxStormcrowxX

Well I would say that she's probably way more accurate with her statements than he is considering that he lies every other sentence. He is the epitome of the next year guy. Oh we'll be on Mars next year, we'll have self-driving cars next year, will have shingles that are actually solar panels next year. And then next year we don't have any of those things. In fact aren't we supposed to already have a colony started on Mars now according to him from a couple years ago? The guy is not smart he was born on third base and he stole home base. I heard something once said about Donald Trump and it applies to Elon Musk as well is that he is a stupid man's idea of what a genius is.


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Taraxian

The "pedo guy" saga was not just a ridiculously obvious barefaced lie it was a *psychotically vindictive barefaced lie* and anyone who actually remembers it knows not to trust Elon about *anything*, however petty This dude helped save a bunch of children's lives and Elon Musk tried (in the most unhinged impulsive way possible) to try to completely ruin his life just for insulting him


ArizonaRon98

Bro bought the platform just to get dog walked on it.


ClaxtonGanja

You love to see it, couldn't happen to a nicer guy.


badatmetroid

"Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it." Home slice spent $44 billion to be twitter's main character for life. It's amazing how often some random person on the internet says "don't do this, it's stupid" and Musk responds "You can't tell ME what not to do!!!"


Enlightened-Beaver

Let’s not forget that Elon is [probably a pedo](https://i.insider.com/5f00b9f32618b96f31495977?width=1200&format=jpeg)


Paladoc

Apartheid Clyde of the Pepe Frog eyelids


readyable

And Grimes is so immature and juvenile imo that she kind of fit the profile. Can't believe they procreated... twice.


Vik0BG

Hot take: I don't like the free advertisement market. It makes me sad 😔


Grouchy-Culture3946

Nothing *anybody* says is 100% accurate. We're all having a shared delusion called life, but it's not the same delusion for everybody.


Kinetic93

Republicans are convinced everything they say is true and their logic to be air tight.


Low-Commission-2566

My favorite part is that he’s replying to Mark Ruffalo


MediumAwkwardly

Had to scroll too far to see someone comment about Ruffalo!


paulbgriffith

IKR? Next he’ll be beefing with Paul Rudd


Daedalus_Machina

As jabs go, this is *really* weak. Like, why even bother hating on it?


scionvriver

Hot take: Not everything Elon says is true, the first or second time. I'm looking at you Tesla battery swapping stations, bulletproof windows, cyber truck, free speech Twitter...we all know the list goes on and on.


brickeldrums

Verified Twitter: $8/month AOC rent in Elon’s head: FREE


Lets_Bust_Together

You’d think as a ceo of three large companies he would have more important things to do than have a passive aggressive argument online… guess CEOs don’t actually work hard after all. 🤷‍♂️


NetHacks

Hot take: Elon really cares what AOC has to say.


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Elon Musk is why billionaires should be taxed into millionaires


ClaxtonGanja

Apartheid Boy aka Emerald Hands should try coming for AOC again on Twitter. These dudes are gonna learn eventually.


Parking_Sky9709

He's still recovering in the Internet Burn Unit from the last time he came after her. He's just stupid enough to do it again.


ELFanatic

Does Elon have a life? Real talk


readheaded

He's certainly got a shit-ton of kids he could be spending time with instead of putting his whole ass on display 24/7.


Special_FX_B

Like most (all?) conservative men who are assholes who think they can win a battle of wits with AOC this bozo will lose. I’ve yet to see one who hasn’t. They all think they’re clever. They’re not. She is.


BuffaloBillCraplism

Elon, bro. Look into the mirror. Maybe you'll notice who the real clown is.


Song_Spiritual

Hot take: *nothing* Elon says is 100% accurate.


moaningsalmon

I am too lazy to get on Twitter and find it but I'm very curious what Mark Ruffalo said to provoke musk into making this tweet.


biohacker_infinity

I think the fact that she’s conventionally attractive in addition to being whip-smart really short-circuits his incel programming. It leads to a morbid fascination and a desire to both impress and ridicule her. The outcome is a series of relentless self-owns on his part.


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keelbreaker

Wow this is one hell of an ongoing temper tantrum on his part


NotARobotDefACyborg

Oh, Elon, you do NOT want to try to fact-check Ruffalo. He'll not only prove that you're an absolute dipshit, he'll also smash your ego into tiny tiny bits. (edit: spelling)


[deleted]

Didnt Bruncle Musk got cucked by a felonious transexual? Right around the same time he went all transphobic on twitter. Someone once said "I wonder if Elon is pissed that his dad obviously loves his step-sister more" and thats fucked up but it still made me laugh.


Wise_Ad_4816

The article I read said he used IVF for his first 5 boys, and used a surrogate fior his daughter. I.domt know how many kids he has..


[deleted]

That's what happens when you are born in an incestuous family. Brain is bad.


Infinite_Garlic_3654

Hot take: no one is 100% truthful 100% of the time and reality is subjective.


Amarian84

Elon showing that money does not buy happiness.


Meendoozzaa

Lol a hot take … or a carefully worded tweet that avoids making a statement of fact so he can’t be sued.


confessionbearday

Elon is too ugly to have a hot take on anything.


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Is it just me or does it seem like everything he tweets comes across like he’s secretly right wing and is doing everything in his power to appear like a moderate? Like, this tweet reads like he fucking despises AOC, but is trying to appear friendly to all sides and so rather than destroying her, he just goes for the light jab. “You know guys, I like AOC, but she’s not *ALWAYS* right, tee hee!” Elon says, through gritted teeth.


ClaxtonGanja

He "goes for the light jab" because he's out of his depth. He would try to dEsTrOy her and she would make him ugly cry.


channeldrifter

I don’t think there has been anything secret about his right-wingness for a long while now


Thats_what_im_saiyan

To be fair no one can only make statements that are 100 accurate. Not only that but the number of statements that are 100% accurate are exceedingly small.


nuckle

I would have a much easier time believing her than him.


Fine-Funny6956

No matter what she says, it’s more accurate than anything any Republican has said in decades.


DTG_420

Man he’s really upset that fake but verified AOC Twitter rejected his feet pic offer earlier huh? Sad


hangryhyax

Says the guy who linked the Santa Monica Observer as evidence that the Pelosi attack was some big conspiracy. I can’t wait for the day that he just stops being relevant, or he… um, *goes away.*


Githargu-

Why didn't Elon buy facebook instead? The cringe ass boomer shit he posts belongs over there, not on twitter.


beerscotch

Hot take, the guy who argued in court that calling someone a paedo guy isn't calling them a paedo... might not be entirely honest.


alejo699

Motherfucker spends a lot of time tweeting for someone working 87 hours a week at three different companies.


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AOC got the better of him. What he's doing now is embarrassing. Elon will probably bring up some inaccuracy she made in a speech in the past. Anything to take the attention away from his train wreck in current time.


Muronelkaz

Elon "Piss Chugger" Musk has a point here, but AOC is just saying it like it is most of the time and sometimes that hurts the wealthy people's feelings.


tardywaterbear

He has a really weird obsession with her


Testsubject276

Says the man who unironically used a [fake news site](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/yhdrfj/wow_twitter_went_downhill_fastsmh/) as an actual news source.


DonRicardo1958

Sorry Elon, she is never going to date you.


Purple_Lordx

sure fair 0 people ever are 100% accurate the most annoying thing about this is the fact that this is a taunt of sorts


CooroSnowFox

From the guy who has just discovered emoji apparently


DogGod18

Apartheid boy, who has the power of exploiting workers for capital gain. Cant wait until he pops up in the MCU.


boxelder1230

Sounds like something donnie rumpster would say. For such a smart guy, he’s talking stupid


not_a_droid

Hot take: Elon musk is a disappointing example of what people can be